lewd pizza edition
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Old >>7023611
>>7025160
I've been trying to eat :(
its difficult
>>7025164
I suppose stress could have, i wasn't sleeping enough and i was hella anxious the whole time.
but yeah dreaming is horrible for me ;w;
What is it with everyone's obsession with pizza here? It seems to be a topic every day. Don't you girls eat any other type of takeout/delivery?
>>7025184
infantile food for childish minds.
Hi
How are u
>>7025161
youre still incredibly fake
you know what youre doing wrong
where's my pink scarf >-<
>>7025161
>but uhm sorry u feel ashamed .-.
i don't even know why desu
emotions are dumb!!
>>7025184
pizza is yummy
simple as that..
>>7025191
i'm decent
glad to see you're safe
>>7025184
Fuck off shakiro
>>7025184
Aren't pizzas a vegetable in burgerland?
>>7025193
im not fake ??
im honest pretty much always :(
i only lie about being happy sometimes bcos its rlly rare
I legitimately have no clue what im doing wrong
>>7025191
glad you're safe.
>>7025184
nothing else to eat unless i like indian food
which i dont like :/
>>7025195
emotions are rlly dumb
and its gonna suck
cuz they exist
>>7025184
Pizza is life.
>>7025197
American pizza is infantile, the culture around it especially so.
>>7025191
The attention seeking continues
>tfw i wanna have pizza now
>>7025197
she tried to die.
>>7025203
This is a safe zone be nice tho.
>tfw vacuumed the house and cleaned the kitchen while my roommate is at work
i'm gonna be a fine husband some day
>>7025213
>>7025203
it's cool,
at least we know it's legit unlike all of kayla's made up stories
>>7025191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JBMTcyp3hM
>>7025184
It's cheap and tasty and loaded with salt
What's hard to understand about that?
i think im having a heart attack
is it because hrt
is this a bloodclot
oh god icantbreat
>>7025222
but why would i dress like a girl if i want to be a husband?
Just got FFS done, how's it look?
>>7025234
don't forget hot, gooey and sticky
>>7025198
ketchup is the veggie you are thinking of.
please tell me what I'm doing wrong :(
>>7025243
I saw that same mask in a market stall
teamed with a turtleneck and huge sunglasses, you might pass
>>7025234
>pizza
>cheap
Maybe in freedomland
>>7025238
later
>>7025250
the heck i could almost eat at a nice resturaunt for that price
>>7025250
>ordering without a discount code
the last time I ordered from dominos, the medium pizza lasted me 4 days
>>7025255
They have to pay their workers realistic living wages, rather than wages necessitating government assistance.
>>7025250
pizza in freedom land doesnt look a 4th as delicious as any of thoise
oh my fuck
>>7025250
Who the fuck charges that much for a pizza?
I can almost get two larges for that.
Also, use coupons.
>>7025265
That's marketing propaganda.
>>7025250
I could get 5 large pizzas for that price
>>7025270
the fuck is that
it looks yucky
>>7025247
Is there an option for "all of the above"?
>>7025270
I'm disgusted and aroused at the same time.
>>7025274
It's a pizza made on french fries.
>>7025264
no pizza is worth 20 pounds
>>7025275
Yeah but what is all of the above?
Person said I was being manipulative and fake and idk what it was that I'm doing thats manipulative and fake
>>7025162
>tfw ordered pizza for dinner
I went for the meme food again
>>7025238
RIP
>>7025250
>tfw can get a large $5 pizza in burgerland
Truly God's country
>>7025247
youre not a good person
selfish and mean
your niceness is an act
i know everything about you
>>7025286
perrryyyyyyyyydotttttttttttt
tfw your bf compares you to peridot
>>7025285
I would tell you, but I don't know you. Sorry.
>>7025250
Too much dough though.
>>7025288
Lol.
Little girls and their little 13 year old feelings.
>>7025284
I can say I've had a few that were. They all came from local pizza joints that had their own crusts, sauces, etc.. No processed industrial ingredients.
>>7025299
the pizzas never look as good as on the website
>>7025301
lol
construction workers that say theyll kill themselves several times and keep coming back to mtfg
and their huge working man shoulders
>>7025308
That's a crime
>>7025308
Idk pizza hut does pretty solid most the time.
I've found that little hole in the wall places are more likely to give something soaked in grease that looks like shit but every once in awhile you get a gem of a place
I just got this today and already its full ;_;
Guess I need another one.
>>7025321
sure you arent you piece of shit
while were at it
george w bush is a good person too
>>7025320
Rate my keyboard *-*
>>7025325
>i thought you said it was gonna be hard to fill
i didn't know how tiny it was.
at least it has a drawer for all my earrings
>>7025321
I could get to know you from skype or kik and help you with any glaring flaws tho.
>>7025311
Lol
>construction worker
>>7025327
wow that's fucking nice
wish i had money to drop on peripherals, currently using some thrift shop keyboard lol
>>7025320
.... Its leaking at the driveshaft and the sprocket slung oil everywhere after sustaining 70mph for over 30 minutes :(
I need a bigger bike to build but omfg money.
>>7025327
cute
>>7025331
huge
broad
working
man
shoulders
>>7025327
>QWERTY
pleb
>>7025335
what in the blazes are you talking about?
>>7025334
Sorry to hear that :/ I can promise I won't say mean things or harass you for whatever that's worth. If you have another website to chat privately through, I'm here. I can post my info somewhere if you prefer.
>>7025344
The pit bike
....it burned through the output shaft seal
:(
I guess 160's aren't meant to be highway cruisers :(
>>7025343
thick back muscles
a strong jaw
capable, calloused hands
truly A Hard Man
>>7025347
duh
>>7025346
i don't chat privately honestly
i dont want to do it anymore :/
>>7025352
Do you at least have friends IRL you talk to privately? Otherwise that doesn't sound healthy...
I hope you do other things to practice good self care.
>>7025349
B-but.... But.
Mmrph.
I had the idea to build hers and hers bikes. She's timid as afuck so I'm thinking like a fz-07 or something or other but I kinda want a wr450f to motard out.
This is why I can't have ffs.
>>7025354
eh lol
i dont do much lmao
friends are rare and far inbetween
>>7025360
=(
I would highly recommend therapy. I hope things get better for you.
>go into work to work on promotion materials
>manager really likes my new boots
Also how do i not have my tuck come undone when i sit down?
>>7025327
we have the same kb!!!!!!!!
pls have browns ;-;
>>7025358
I finished my honda 250 and put the rest of my toys on the back burner until I am more or less full time. Get your priorities straight.
>>7025363
already in it
just takes time
>>7025364
>Also how do i not have my tuck come undone when i sit down?
i hear tape helps, if you're not already using it
>>7025367
;~;
S-show me your keycaps plox
Everyone in this thread could probably use these.
>>7025379
>>7025379
>drink some water uwu
>>7025368
I am full time tho....
Just in a tight spot for electro until I can nab a newnew job where they Dont gender me female off the bat.
maybe I should just get the FZ and her a 300 cruiser.
Tbh, all in I can have us both on the road for like $10k once her truck is paid off.. Only like $2k left on it & payment minimums are $189. I could easily make some bikes happen for $200/month and be a retard about transition. :D
I Dont really Like sport bikes but its sooo pretty. I'd get more neutral colors tho
>>7025382
>find a reason to laugh
my life LMAO!
>>7025382
>>7025378
I want a nice keyboard like that
>>7025386
>>7025390
>>7025295
She's the cutest
>>7025379
>spend time in silence
But then all I think about is how disgusting I am desu
>>7025390
>pray
Maybe I can pray for God to just kill me already
Self Care 101 for people with no problems.
None of this would actually help anyone it's just fluff bullshit.
>>7025394
being associated with peridot makes me feel so cute
>even though im not
I feel kind of bad because I just returned a fish that I really liked. It's skull appeared to be poking out of it's head the tiniest bit and it wasn't notably eating but it appeared to be healthy. I think I might buy it again in a few days with some friends of the same species if it's still alive.
>Tfw really want pizza now
Why do you girls do this to me?
:C
Which trips pass?
>>7025401
wrong general oops :(
>>7025408
>>2236294
i'm embarassed
>>7025384
>I am full time tho....
how?
>>7025408
Probs some /an/ general
>>7025405
not me!!!!!!!!
>>7025405
None.
Only on film.
Unless you're cis and never knowingly met a tranny before
>>7025405
I pass
: (
i'm not good at things
>>7025408
/aq/
aquarium general
>>7025405
/shrug
:s-sob:
>>7025430
put some buckshot through your frontal lobe
>>7025434
wtf is wrong with you
>Mfw chin need attention from someone with a saw.
>Mfw still loosing hair
>>7025416
Uhmmm...
I wear bras and use my voice and women treat me like a woman and men get all flushed when I wink at them...
Tbh, I Dont actually know what I look like IRL. But, I DO know I pass for 15 minutes at a time.
Everyone I work with now knows I'm a tranny b/c I see them every day but most are cool with it. Even ones who aren't still gender me female and Dont say shit about me pissing in the women's restroom so idk.
Tbh, you can do the same. It just takes work.
California has anti-descrimination laws. So, even if all your coworkers know you're a tranny... Its illegal for them to be a dick to you at work about it. You HAVE to flex your rights.
I do.
Honestly, a lot of my dysphoria is gone from being full time day by day.
Just genitals, male bones, and occasional razor burn set me off.
Overall, social acclimatization does fucking wonders for dysphoria.
One of the reasons I'm learning to code in multiple languages & attempting to learn a whole suite of web dev. Tools is so I can work from home or at the very least, be my own boss and cut out the shitty coworker middlemen
>>7025424
I have a pleco that's 16" or so
Alright fug it I need to work on coming out. How the fuck do I approach it? Letter? Face to face? I'm awful at writing how I'm feeling, but I can't imagine telling someone I'm trans face to face
>>7025405
Definitely not me lol
>>7025400
>even though I'm not
Iktf
>>7025398
>edgy
It's sorta true though. I feel like most of that was shit my therapist recommended to me that never did jack shit to help, but sounds cutesy and happy
>>7025434
Now that's edgy
>>7025442
it really is good advice tbqh
>>7025440
>>7025452
hi pooke
>>7025440
you always look nice
>>7025440
i know one of those feels
you look like a biological woman in that picture
ik you wont believe me but you do
>>7025449
take your time with a letter. be blunt if you have to. i just find the approach to be way easier than face to face ._.
>>7025451
Yeah pretty much
>>7025451
stop posting selfies, kayla
>>7025450
end your life as an idiot that doesn't do the objectively correct thing and propel yourself into the world of meaningful decision making with either buckshot or a slug aimed behind your ear
i can provide a schematic for a pulley activated suicide rack in which a gun hovers aimed at head level
>>7025469
What happened in your life that made you this way?
>>7025456
how r u :kiwi:
>>7025464
You could shave your head and still pass... FYI.
>>7025450
Pic related is terrible advice. I regret ever signing up for this shit. I havent done it once and its just annoying
>>7025466
ofc
>>7025449
Face to face can be awkward. I regret it how I did it. I heard that telephone or reading out a letter worked for some.
>It's sorta true though.
This stuff is made to bring people back into the world and to build a routine. Apathy and isolation is a doom loop.
>>7025462
I see that too. But i want my face too look more average - because I'm 5'11 with thick legs and 43EU shoe size I can't afford to look unique.
>>7025446
>and occasional razor burn
why go fulltime before killing beard?
>>7025473
B/c having an aquarium as a hobby of a little teams girl is adorable.
For middle aged white men, its sad.
For clever trannies, its really cute
>>7025472
im ok hru
>>7025479
average?
you're a 6 and a half
good looking full grown late 20s cis woman
>>7025480
B/c I was really fucking tired of being sir'd and dysphoria.
I mean, I know I have to go back to it but I can't with my work situation... I'm stalling for now.
The shitty bit is even 4 days of strawberry blonde whisker growth is still barely visible.
I need like 2 weeks of growth and my deepest, groggiest voice to be sure nobody thinks I'm a fag
>>7025486
of course you are loser just plunge a knife upwards under your ribcage
>>7025491
._.
>>7025490
i'm tired of dysphoria too but that's no reason to jump the fucking gun and put yourself in an awkward situation
I feel like i'm the only one now doing the fail boymode transition route.
>>7025474
Well they will be shaving whole back for hair transplant. I don't know how to deal with it. It takes me 3 years to grow my hairs out ;_;
>>7025405
Edie, Kayla, Ufufu, CFH, Rachel, Basic, Red. Not sure about Faye, Isla and Korra because of extreme angles, don't know what Squeak, Shakira, Sass, Juniper, Mercury, Kiwi and Pookie look like but I heard that they passed.
Can I get help picking new glasses
here's a pic of me for reference:
https://unsee.
cc/somupize/
>>7025495
wimpy bad person
go bye bye
>>7025508
i don't pass
>>7025508
i don't pass
>>7025473
it's basic glass 48x16x18
>>7025481
Jeffrey Dahmer had aquariums...
>>7025509
Rectangular lenses
You look very tall
>>7025463
Writing a letter just feels so foreign to me. I'm sure I can make it work but waiting for a reply call from my parents would be agonizing. But it is a better way to have my thoughts and everything out there in a coherent manner
>>7025478
Face to face for anything terrifies me, so yeah, a phone call might work better. Though most interaction terrifies me.
>apathy and isolation is a doom loop
>tfw think about my own life
Shit, you've got a point there
anybody have a link to the old mtfg zeemaps? gotta take my shit off there, fuckin creepers blowin me up
>>7025516
so 55 gallons? you should probably upgrade soon
>>7025508
last time i did girlmode was 2 months ago.. i need to face my fears D:
>>7025523
Thanks, and yeah I'm 179cm last I checked so pretty tall
>>7025527
>posting your contact details on 4chan
What happened to newest tier list?
>>7025532
where did you get those hips
my cock is alive again
>>7025536
someone was gonna make one but gave up i guess
How am I doing so far
>>7025206
But why? She's got the most adorable smile...
>>7025515
yea you do
>>7025523
I'm tall but want these x_x
>>7025545
Pretty impressive!
>>7025545
good
how many months hrt?
>>7025509
thick rims are the way to go.
>>7025545
Great base. Keep taking mones.
>>7025545
from mexican papi (chad) to a homely girl
does hrt change your race
>>7025523
Why rectangular if you're tall?
i've been spending a lot of time on candid.
it was there that i found out i love engaging w/ people.
some people on the app are immoveable though
>>7025532
the pleco has outlived everything and almost has the whole tank to itself
>>7025548
Those look cute
>>7025551
Like the hipster glasses?
>>7025523
is round and avg height bad????
>>7025546
Her life is painful.
Its very difficult.
I don't want to speak for her.
>>7025508
>Edie, Kayla, Ufufu, CFH, Rachel, Basic, Red
Wow 7 passers out of like 30 trips, that's pretty sad.
>>7025570
you're tellin me..
>>7025570
i don't pass though
>>7025578
BDD
DBD
DDB
>>7025568
you look good
enough that i hate you
you were a chad as a male and now youre a passing girl
fuck
>>7025580
it would be nice if that was the case but the only way I get gendered is after a close shave and having my hair down
>>7025570
I pass i just don't want to put pics of myself on 4chan
>>7025448
Nice. I had a few of them I used for algae munching. I think my longest was 14". It was the female in a breeding pair I had.
>>7025561
My breeding pair was in a roughly 6'6" x 2'6" x 2' home made aquarium. It was made with fiberglass lined plywood with a 6'x2' glass window on the front. I used ribs to stiffen the plywood. It was kinda like an inside out boat construction.
>>7025583
That's all you need to do to pass?
>>7025592
>doesnt know alice
literally who the fuck are YOU
>>7025590
when I do that I get gendered female but I still feel like i'm not good enough
>>7025597
I'm an A-list trip that's all you need to know.
>>7025508
Lol, this list tho
>>7025601
>a-list trip
>posting anonymously
lol fucking poser over here beating his dick to tier pics
>>7025600
>I'm not afraid if people and their opinions.
I'm terrified of people, I mean fucking terrified, kinda why I picked a night job
hi
does anyone here like fighting games tho
>>7025613
i like godhand and devil may run up on a nigga 3
>>7025508
i usually pass yeah
>>7025613
kinda
im bad at them l-lol
>>7025619
what happened to you vehemently denying you pass
you dont pass though lol your face is hueg
>>7025620
ur on my hit list
>>7025622
i guess you dont like godhand or devil may run up on a nigga 3
>>7025582
>chad
>manlet size of petite girls
>>7025621
I don't think I pass, when I go outside others do though.
I live in a pretty bigoted area, they wouldn't pity pass me.
my face isn't terrible, it's my shoulders that stop me from passing the most desu
>>7025627
those are beat em ups tho >:(
>>7025633
nah ima just beat u in street fighter and hug u
>>7025631
yeah i always thought you looked passable despite you thinking otherwise
your shoulders also look fine from what i've seen
>>7025632
o-oh
what about smash, revengenc, blazblu and king of f(aggots)ighters
>>7025635
>beating me in a video game and not beating me up irl
frog wtf
>>7025600
Have you SEEN my hairline? I live in a place where there is wind or rain constantly.
>>7025642
wth frog >_<
tfw you will never be cutee
>>7025636
they're like 17 1/2 I think
it'd be fine if my hips were bigger, they're pretty small even though I started hrt so young
maybe they'll grow still, who knows
it just looks disproportionate
>>7025646
Nimmm you will be cute
>>7025646
same
hiya btw :3
>>7025646
you will be so cute!
>>7025647
iktf
had an unfortunate experience with a mirror today, kinda realized how fucked my body is ;_;
hopeful that my hips will grow too but things never seem to work out
>>7025643
http://www.darlingbudsindia.com
send them an email with pics
they'll send you back a quote
I don't want to be trans anymore is that ok
>when you cycle through every emotion daily
i'm tired of feeling feels
I'm drunk tho. What are doing lil buds?
>>7025661
Who wants that anyway the first place
>>7025658
do laying leg lifts and fire hydrants to build your hips
>>7025647
your shoulders are 17 1/2?
>>7025643
> I live in a place where there is wind or rain constantly.
i know your pain
well..... my pain is less than yours in terms of how big my forehead is right now but i have the same insecurities and dont leave my house because any wind will make me look horrible
>>7025661
get SRS, FFS, go stealth, get married to a handsome boy and adopt some kids
>>7025659
I already have a date with local clinic. 4500 $ - around 120 $ per month.
The line was in pic related. After that fiasco with Bard van de ven I don't trust outsiders.
>>7025545
I would do you my man
or you do me, I'm easy
>>7025668
yeah I think so
>>7025673
you're still gonna look cute. you just see in a few months or so.
>>7025677
that makes me happy
if you're so qt at 17 1/2 then i might have a chance at 18 :)
>>7025680
am not qt!!!
but yea ull be good! esp if hrt helps your hips out
<3
good morning
>>7025674
what do you look like
>>7025670
I mean i like my forehead height it's the width that makes it all masculine. Most girls have extremely tall foreheads here and for me it's feminine characteristic.
I just need to have it rounded up on sides.
>>7025673
I know we're really lucky not to get hit here on the west coast of FL :) I was worried about my sisters in Orlando though but I'm pretty sure they're fine
>>7025681
yeah you are o///o
im banking sperm so im off hrt for the next few days but i hope i get hips ;-;
>>7025661
sadly we don't get a choice...
>>7025689
aahh i hope the banking goes well!!
ur qt too nim <3
how long till you start hrt again?
>>7025222
>sauce on this
>>7025689
>banking sperm
>ever wanting to be a father
I want to die
Who can i pay to kill me
>>7025687
i dont really like my forehead but my hairline being asymmetrical doesnt help me hide it :/
>>7025689
>banking sperm
wait youre going off hrt to bank sperm?
does sperm come back?
i thought that once you did hrt you go infertile even if you quit
please tell me anything you know because this is very important for me i might want kids one day
>>7025697
But Nep-nep, I'd be sad if you died.
>>7025698
she had just started like a couple days ago
it's not instant
>wanting to be a biological father
>>7025701
<3 <3 <3
Hugg :3
>>7025703
It's just an excuse to come a big load again :^)
>>7025686
6'1
210
overall presentable
dtf w/lgbtbbq+
>>7025709
DrunkFatAnon*
Hello everyone, I'm back! It's been a long 7 weeks but it feels good to be back on a computer.
>>7025712
>i don't care about the technicalities they'll think of me as one of their moms
but you will still be their biological father
>>7025714
post dick
>>7025700
I'm sure a number of people would
Doesn't help any
>>7025718
I did but I got banned
>>7025716
So much this.
l-lol
>>7025719
Any particular reason beyond generalized tranny feels that you want to die?
So anyone in Utah willing to take my virginity?
>>7025712
Oh no, I know one of my sisters went to my parents house I hope the other is okay she hasn't said anything on facebook today or replied to my text :( (she breaks her phones all the time so I'm not too worried about lack of reply but still a little)
>>7025713
dayumm, women can be so bitchy
trannies too I guess
>>7025727
*tackles*
>>7025730
no
youre a creepy virgin that photoshops pics of people to make them look ugly, plasters them on /soc/ and you've been posting maddie's pics there for months
youre a creepy loser, i suggest some buckshot to the brain
I just ate candy for dinner
Being an adult is the best
27/m
5'11
>>7025716
literally don't give a shit
>tfw no neet gamer GF to farm gold for me while i bring in the paycheck for both of us
>>7025734
w-woah >_<
>>7025735
I just got out of an institute for over month to help treat my skitzo phrenia and multiple personality disorder
>>7025736
Lol same, i had a bag of airheads
>>7025740
if you support me financially ill cut yews for you all day in varrock
>>7025532
those hips, who is this cutie pie?
>>7025745
are you QT and do you play wow?
>>7025741
*tackles again*
>>7025742
they should be fired for letting you escape
youre a mean spirited manipulative weirdo
i got a cure for schizophrenia and DID
it's a magic pill called 10mm +p
i'm bored and this guy is supposed to be here to fuck my brains out any minute now, what do?
>>7025742
so when are you transitioning
>>7025750
yes
no but i used to
could get back into it if motivated
are you cute and either a girl or a boy (not a man)
>>7025754
can i mess your hair up edie
>>7025754
is your butthole ready?
[spoiler] post pics [/spoiler]
>>7025754
show me your butt now and an after ;3
>>7025754
what the fuck do you think
you sit and wait
do you have to ask pointless questions every time you want to announce your sex life to the general public
dumb whore
>>7025757
I'm a man. Rip.
>>7025760
*night
>>7025754
so you are going through with cheating on your new bae
you really are a whore
>>7025755
what a cutie of a girl-tinker
>>7025736
recently i had ice cream for breakfast
honestly a terrible fucking idea
>>7025707
creating children for yourself is pretty selfish desu
>>7025767
>bby girl
ahahahah
>>7025762
come back to the pillow fort isla
no boys allowed
>>7025755
l m a o
>>7025758
it's prob about to be messed up desu. i literally took a nap and woke up when i was sposed to have already been done getting rdy so i'm in pajamas all tired ;_;
>>7025759
it should be!! idk anal is always lowkey scary. i'm like here is hoping i did everything right so that it'll be a great experience lol
>>7025761
n-no!!
>>7025767
well he's not my boyfriend and we have no label and i already talked to him about my feelings on being sexually exclusive so we good
>>7025774
his heart is going to be broken
>>7025762
*tussles hair
>>7025765
oh well knew it was too good to be true
id do it if men didnt scare me
>>7025779
...i'm very polite and non-scary :^)
>>7025776
show me your BUTT!
>>7025772
its not for me you dipshit didnt you read the part where i said i dont wanna have kids but have to carry my familys genes on
>>7025729
I mean i dunno
General tranny feels are kinda most my life right now
I'd rather be dead than live a honmonster life
And seeing pics of others who are a stone's throw from the cis line but still refuse to go girl mode or complain about being manly makes me realize the miles I'd have to go in comparison, that I'll never get close anyway
Some have the will to pursue it at all costs, but I don't think I have the will for that. I even doubt if I'm really a tranny sometimes because of how determined and distinguished others are so naturally.
Is that general tranny feels I'm not sure anymore
anyone know where I can buy peyote?
>>7025776
im sure the guy won't mind either way :3
>>7025746
Someone stuff a penis in this girl's mouth
>>7025743
Niceu
Pic related is dindin
>>7025771
Maybe try pudding
I've had whole packets of instant pudding for breakfast a few times and it's great.
>>7025787
>seeing pics of others who are a stone's throw from the cis line but still refuse to go girl mode or complain about being manly
um am i one of them?
>>7025783
n-no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7025790
well hopefully ;-; IDK YOU NEVER KNOW
>>7025794
how can i be unfaithful if he's not my bf tho
>>7025782
that shitty face leads me to think otherwise
>>7025799
ever been in a gangbang?
>>7025787
Those are still general trans feels, yeah. I think you *could* have the will to pursue transitioning. That you feel this way pretty much proves that you're a tranny. There's a chance that you won't be a hon, too. An even higher one with surgeries. Have you really got more to lose from transitioning than not?
>>7025799
wat about that damn cheerleader outfit
>>7025800
I mean if you'd like we could just talk on skype and see how we click.
...also, are you EU or NA?
>>7025799
two slices of booty pie please
>>7025796
To an extent yes.
Don't take it as derogatory though
Moreso that if someone in your position has so much trouble with it still, then I can't even imagine what I will feel like either
>>7025715
It's fully viable free swimming sperm. I just produce less than 10% of what a guy should. Nobody knows on deformities because so few kids have been produced by transwomen.
>>7025754
pounce and snuggle when he arrives.
>>7025801
n-no
>>7025803
what about i!?!
>>7025808
N-N-NO!!!
>>7025799
using men as usual
lmfao
>>7025813
oh I'm sorry I should have asked HOW MANY gangbangs have you been in
>>7025795
o///o
i think you misquoted
>>7025796
you have said yourself that you get "teased" at work for looking like a girl and you were gendered female out at lunch with your mom
you failed boymode a long time ago, you need to move on to start presenting
>>7025786
even worse u anthropocentric fuck
i hope you take too much estrogen
perpetuating this human bullshit with your filthy semens
>>7025810
>Don't take it as derogatory though
I don't, in fact its a confidence boost
>>7025772
This >>7025711
>genetic imperative to reproduce...
>>7025820
No. I didn't.
>>7025813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TjBM4i7cdW
>>7025811
he tends to pounce on me and take my clothes off immediately tbqh so idk if that'll work out lol
>>7025816
how am i using men!!
>>7025819
NONE ;3;
>>7025821
i think she's waiting for electrolysis
>>7025831
>NONE ;3;
ooooh sadface
i hope you're okay
>>7025836
i'm ok thanks for your concern
i love you cone tits
you were always my favourite
hope things turn out well for you
>>7025834
theres no point, she can still shave and go in girl mode to things and start presenting more at work and use her girl voice all the time
>>7025802
>hugboxing
Idk I'm honestly one of the ugliest people to have posted here, at least in girl terms.
I'd make a good looking boy if i stayed that way and tried.
I just don't see myself becoming anything other than a hon, when I look at before and afters of people and anyone who's close to me just doesn't get far.
There is only so much you can do to change what's set in bone.
I'm in the closet to everyone I know irl
I could die and be remembered as an aspiring young creative man, and no one would have to instead see me as a failed degenerate who died a few years later after trying to transition.
Seems better to me with the former since we all die anyway and I'm not likely to make it far.
>>7025805
maybe... anything other than skype?
NA
>>7025844
>she can still shave and go in girl mode
yeah no, if you knew how electro works you would know the hairs need to be at least 1/4 of an inch long so that means I always have to have serious stubble before going to a session. So how could I have a mini beard for half the week and maintain a girl mode? Its not feasible.
>>7025851
Well, truth be told I don't know what you look like. Wanna take this to Skype?
>>7025853
discord?
I'm EU but if you're hella cool i'd help you fund an NA->EU transfer.
>>7025856
Feel free to drop yours sure
>>7025855
I get electro, I shave whats left a week after my session, I know the pain
>tfw kayla will never hug you
>>7025855
Convert to Islam
>>7025858
Znanikiri.
>>7025859
finally someone gets it
not all of us are lucky enough to be a candidate for laser
>>7025860
jesus god.
speak like an adult once in a while
maybe then you'll get adult responses
food for thought
*goes into pillow fort to hibernate*
>>7025857
sure, send me yours here
[email protected]
it depends on what you think is cool.
certain niches of people think im really cool, others think im a degenerate
>>7025861
naw, thinking about converting to Judaism just so I can be put in a lower tax bracket
>>7025860
squeezie butt plox and thanks
>>7025869
nighty nim
>>7025872
W a t
>>7025876
>>7025871
Eh, just add ThettoZ#7076
>>7025876
remember the 6 gorillian in taxes the jews pay every year ,_,
>>7025891
>implying jews pay taxes
also every time a jew swipes their debit card to make a purchase, money actually goes into their account
>>7025892
you forgot to ask if they had brain damage kek
>>7025892
( ._.) -butt
>>7025881
Ha ha
Jews
Am I right?
>>7025850
>2016
>ACTUALLY wanting to bring more (unwilling) people into this world because of:
>muh bloodline!
absolute trash desu. bonus points for the ableist slur
youd think mtfs of all people wouldnt be so callous ;(
>>7025887
probably dumb question but, how does banking sperm work? umm like. if i do it once is that enough for a kid?
why do jews have big noses?
because air is free
>>7025892
yes, stop asking me that
>>7025900
Essentially cryogenic freezing.
>>7025908
hi edie
>>7025904
ah, ok.
well, what i meant was, if i bank a unit of sperm, is that basically "equivalent to one baby"? or is it a probability game, and i should bank multiple times?
>>7025909
hi grace!!! HOW WAS UR DAY BB
>>7025902
thats so old that Mel Brooks' grandfather told it to him when he was young
>>7025908
even if I wasn't okay, why would I tell you?
to think someone else on this planet might give a shit about me
I'd rather not
>>7025909
hi grace
>>7025912
MY DAY WAS PRETTY OKAY
lotsa time spent at work but i got home and got a buncha new stuff in the mail
Plus another day down means another day closer to being with my baeeee
HOW ARE YOU
when banking a trannies sperm I wouldn't be surprised if the doctor throws it in the trash after the tranny leaves the wank room
I went on a šnowmoßîle
>>7025918
i dont know if im a chaser whos closet trans
or a trans whos a closet chaser
>>7025920
youre saying dumb shit thats gonna make people hate you again
idiot
>>7025918
Yes
>>7025926
>youre saying dumb shit thats gonna make people hate you again
>idiot
can't take the heat then get out of the oven
>>7025916
because u love me and i love u
>>7025919
OHHH THOSE SHOES AND SOCKS ARE CUTE AF OMGGG
that sounds like a really nice day!!! excited for you and your bae too, that'll be mega qt.
i'm just bored waiting on dis boy rn. he had an art show thing tonight and i asked him to come fuck me after it a few days ago and ya.
so here i am, waiting patiently. also there's a post in my fb group where all of the girls are talking about embarrassing sex stories like shitting on guys dicks and i'm traumatized and now horrified that sex tonight will be a disaster lmao
>>7025934
ok R Kelly
>>7025900
>go to their facility.
>shoot your load into their collection vessel
>they prep it
>they cryogenic freeze it
>they bill you periodically to keep it frozen.
I know how to do it for bulls, but human sperm needs different handling. They should be able to split a sample into a few different freeze tubes.
>>7025934
Me too..
Prolly cover your car seats with it and shatter the glass once its in your windpipe
>all my pajama pants are dirty but I wanna change out of the pants I've been wearing all day
>fuck it, guess I'm wearing a skirt
>when my big sister sees me wearing it, doesn't even warrant a comment
She totally knows
>>7025937
Does your mom know you're still awake?
>>7025932
>OHHH THOSE SHOES AND SOCKS ARE CUTE AF OMGGG
Tyyyyyyyyy
I'm rly happy with them so far, got some compliments on them already :3
>i'm just bored waiting on dis boy rn. he had an art show thing tonight and i asked him to come fuck me after it a few days ago and ya.
Oooo, he's an artist? Have fun~
>so here i am, waiting patiently. also there's a post in my fb group where all of the girls are talking about embarrassing sex stories like shitting on guys dicks and i'm traumatized and now horrified that sex tonight will be a disaster lmao
Oh lord do you know how scared I am of the first time actually using my butt for anything lewd? I'm sure it'll be fine for you edie~
>>7025941
My sisters guessed im a tranny before I even told them, too bad we're not close because it would have been dope to have them take me shopping
>>7025938
thank you!
>bill you periodically
do you have an estimate on how much theyd bill?
is it like monthly?
>>7025917
oopsies hi anon how are you
>>7025951
>do you have an estimate on how much theyd bill?
>is it like monthly?
Monthly payments of like
1k+ IIRC
At least that's how it is here
My doc commented that they arent sure why they have to even mention sperm banking because while most people say they'd like to do it it's unaffordable for them.
>>7025946
aww :c
kinda hoping mine will
>>7025946
You can still become closer. Sadly for me I'm now less close to my brother. He's trans too, and I think my transition now is causing him more issues.
>>7025932
>and now horrified that sex tonight will be a disaster lmao
Just relax and have fun. You've done it many times before.
>>7025955
>1k$
well
there goes my stable mindset, i actually for a second thought i might be able to get on hrt in a reasonable timeframe and have potential to give my parents grandkids
fuck
and its ok
im ok not really
how are y-y-you m
>>7025957
what are the odds?
>was worried that I was changing too fast and not be ready for it
>got gendered male all day at work just like always
w-wew
reality check
>snickers is mia
I'm sad senpai
Hey girls, I'm pretty new here. I found one of these pictures and tried to rate everyone! Green is pass and red is no pass.
>>7025976
>yearly under 500
do you pay monthly though?
and are you in US?
grace are you in US?
>>7025959
You can always adopt. I wanted my own children but it's a sacrifice I had to make. Adoption will do fine, if I even have kids.
>im ok not really
It's gonna be alright anon.
>how are y-y-you m
I'm okay, just thinking about plans for the near future.
>>7025976
>Yearly should be under $500
I mean if that's true then rip I got lied to
But from what I know around here it's prohibitively expensive.
>>7025973
>hi im new and im going to pass judgement on all of your pictures from months ago with my first post
>>7025973
i don't know if this is the best way to introduce yourself
>>7025987
Thanks for letting us know
>>7025987
it's a shitty first impression is all
but it's whatever, honesty is appreciated i suppose.
are you on hormones? ^^
>>7025980
I did some quick googling and apparently it's not as bad as I was told. A little expensive to get everything stored and tested but the recurring fees wouldn't be bad.
Ah well.
I-it's not like I wanted my own kid.
S-surely they'll be able to do something with my DNA anyway..
>>7025987
half the people you have marked as not passing, pass
>>7025995
on the bright side.. if you don't have kids, at least you don't run the risk of passing on ~the tranny gene~
>>7025919
dang it, I've been trying not to buy any more shoes, but I have these boots in an online cart and seeing those is not helping
>>7025973
>edie
>no pass
WEW
E
W
>>7025973
SHIT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
>>7026000
Yeah true. God knows what my genetics are carrying and for the good of the human race I shouldn't reproduce lol.
>>7026001
I say go for it, I quite like them. Make sure to get a boot sock tho to fill up some space if you have skinny calves, and for extra cute points.
>>7025981
>>7025995
i know i could adopt but... i dont know, i have pressure to carry on my genes for my parents happiness
:/
still though, im getting older by the day and money problems just bump HRT furthe rand further into the future
losing hope
wait too late and mones will be a waste, do it asap and i go infertile and have to carry my familys pain
if i somehow manage to force myself to not transition, i make a terrible guy
lol you just cant win
>>7025973
>gem pass
>pan pass
>amyvictoria nopass
>elanna nopass
>ilsa nopass
...yea you're fucking retarded, you'll fit right in
>>7025980
I don't have any banked now. If I'd planned to I'd have done it myself. I have dewar tank for storing bull sperm that would work fine. All I'd need to do is research how to store human sperm, and get the right equipment and chemicals so it will freeze without being destroyed.
>>7025981
I was just saying it shouldn't be a $1000+ a year to store it. The real costs for storing it are quite low. In my small tank I can store over 2,000 bull sperm straws. The liquid nitrogen deliveries for a year are under $300. The tanks my uncle uses to store the bull sperm he sells can hold over 100,000 straws each.
>>7025973
ftfy
>>7026007
I was looking at those boot toppers
boots make you feel powerful
ISLA
>>7026017
Yeah, they do! I especially like to exert my influence on puddles.
TRIPS NAME
where is maddie
>>7026028
dead
Sometimes being a cute feminine boy is alright.
If you're a boy you don't have to do anything to your willy and you actually kinda feel alright having it.
And on the plus side you won't mind if your bf tries to touch it either!
>>7026032
>tfw a girl who is forever repressing as a femboy
Oh well.
>>7026032
are you a cute feminine boy?
want to be l-lesbian boyfriends?
>>7026032
>not having a gf to do things to your willy instead
>>7026037
trip on elanna
lf gf to do things to my willy.
>>7026043
I wish I had one of those
>>7026046
s t o p
>>7026047
ill do plenty of things to it~
>>7026035
But it's kinda hard to change your biology and your body completely. You can do whatever you want and be a girl and I respect you for being who you are but I'm having trouble sticking to a strictly female identity. Other people have trouble seeing that in me too.
As much as it's gonna get me bullied I think booger was right, it's alright being a boy or feeling kinda genderfluid.
>>7026037
>are you a cute feminine boy?
w-well people say that I am ;~;
>want to be l-lesbian boyfriends?
s-sure
>>7026043
I think I'm gay. Or at least I want a boy really bad.
>>7026053
I will kick your butt.
>>7026065
she was probably the one who made it
>>7026053
S-stop little m&m..
>>7026056
I agree and I never thought Booger was wrong for that. The way he went about doing it however...
I know there are days when I'm somewhat fine with being a boy. I know I'll always be a girl on the inside and would rather be one but theres only so much some people can change. I dont really know how to phrase it.
>>7026056
d-do you have steam or discord?
i need a cute fem boy to explore feeling like a cute fem boy rather than a tranny with >_>
>>7026076
oh? do you really want me to stop?
>>7026069
go ahead and try~
>>7026083
I will try. Cause I love you. And I wanna make you stop!!
>>7026076
Yeah that's how I feel about it too.
Like I'm happy with my body the way it has become. I like having a weewee and stuff. My waist may not be perfect and my chest may be wide and my shoulders broad but it's definitely not the size of a man's. I feel confident in my femininity and happy with the body I got. I'm tired of hating it, I want to accept it like it is.
And yeah I want to be treated as a girl in always, I already look like one and have an androgynous voice. Hell, I like looking andro in general. I want any future bfs I have to accept me for who I am, including my biology and look past my gender.
>>7026080
I do but I'm kinda shy with sharing it publicly. Can you post yours?
Hey /mtfg/! This is the girl that just started HRT and I had a couple of questions!
My current dosages are E-2mg and Spi-50mg. The doc mentioned they were gonna be a bit low to start off with but yeah. These dosages seem about right?
And my second question is about shrinkage. My gf is a tad worried about what it might do but is fully supportive otherwise. I heard masturbating/getting hard but not cumming would help retain size and stiffness? How often should I do this a day? Should I cum?
Thanks for the help!
>>7025973
Fucking kill yourself you daft piece of shit
Tfw hanged out with old cis girl friendgroup
Tfw still can't tell them i'm a tranny
Sitting in the parking lot at work and two cis girls looked at me and said is that a boy
>>7026094
i'm shy about posting mine too >_>
do you have a throwaway i can send mine to?
I asked this boy if he wanted to do acid with me and he told me he would rather his first time be with his girlfriend...
>>7026102
are you still in boymode?
>>7026095
try asking in HRT gen and trans help gen just in case, this isn't the place for seeking help sadly
>>7026105
I guess my brain just went
>well you get smaller after you cum...
Sorry, im a bit tired.
Thanks for the help
>>7026104
[email protected]
not joking it's a real email I use, shoot me an email with your username there and I'll add you
>>7026083
No.. but certain mean eyes are watching.
>>7026094
I'm glad you're finally happy with yourself Rikku. Heres hoping for more happiness for you and also getting the good bf you deserve.
>>7025987
Post a pic of yourself now that you've passed judgment on everyone.
>>7026117
>mean
what the heck
im mean now?
>>7026115
yeah that's understandable
i'd sooner come out to my cis girl friends than most people though
>>7026117
>tfw people still recognise you after all this time
>>7026124
yes you are
>because you never talk to me anymore :(
>>7026128
Your posting style is recognizable
Also, you post very distinctive images
>>7026125
About how routine is routine?
A jazz duo came in to perform tonight and the singer seemed to take a shine to me... She remembered my name even though I only said it once. Then she thanked me as she walked out. I didn't even manage to help her set up very much because everyone else had it taken care of... I wonder what her deal was.
>>7026125
same. I hate to say it but I need support through transition. I'm worried of how accepting they'll be since I'm already pretty awkward. But if they accept me as a woman that will definitely give me confidence.
>>7026117
>but certain mean eyes are watching
s-so what should we do then?
>>7026139
Hrmph.
>>7026131
sorry
not in a good mood
>>7026128
No one could forget Rikku!
>>7026139
We could tie her up and throw her in the closet.
>>7026102
its time to leave boymode behind
>>7026139
>you continue, deciding you WANT the eyes to watch~
>>7026147
thanks
idk if a good opportunity or the concept comes up then yes asap
are you out to many people?
>>7025934
I can understand sperm drinking, but piss fetishes are just weird.
>>7026148
tying people up is pretty fun
>>7026156
this is a good option too~
>>7026166
wew
Has anyone experienced easily irritated skin on HRT...? I'm pretty sure I cleaned my blush off but my cheeks still look really red and it doesn't feel like there's any left on my face.
>>7026160
no i don't trust many people
pretty sure my closest cis girl friends knows
i told one of my awkward friends once but i think he forgot
probably because i told him i didn't want to transition
>>7026176
friend*
not plural
...maybe I'm just naturally blushing. That's been happening. Weiiiiiiird.
>>7026167
Only just a part of the fun m&m.
tfw i suck at arma 3 and went through an entire mission not seeing any enemies
>>7026176
you just started hrt right? how's yr family relationships?
>>7026189
Sounds like an average day in the military.
>>7026192
also i didn't have the right mods installed apparently
idk i'm not good at war games
>>7026176
>i told one of my awkward friends once but i think he forgot
I came out to someone years ago but he forgot it because he was drunk. I asked him after I started HRT and he said he didn't remember that night at all. lmao
>>7026195
Don't feel too beat up about it, ARMA is a pain in the ass to get into. I've tried a few times but never managed to, and the people that usually play it are too autistic and dedicated for me.
>>7026187
what other parts of the fun are there?
>>7026192
when are you gonna take me airsofting
>>7026200
I'm going to a big game on the 30th with my local airsoft buddy, you could come along if you want.
part of me wants to be on the right
the other part doesn't
>>7026212
shut up whore
>>7026208
yessu take me with
>>7026212
I wish I had tits to press against people, mine are so small.
>>7026199
yeah the person i played with is kind of autistic about it
*cough*cordi*cough*
>>7026207
no i never heard of that game
>>7026200
Shoot Grace in the butt when shes not looking for me.
>>7026216
that's okay ive got enough for the both of us~
>>7026219
im not gonna damage that thing
i like it too much
>>7026219
>tape on the mag
>there's not a secondary magazine taped to the first
whats the point
>>7026215
Alrighty
Next weekend I'll have to look over the stuff you have so we can figure out what you'll need (we can probably let you borrow a bunch of stuff and I have a second gun you can use if need be) and I should probably drag you to a surplus store to at least get you a jacket. Gonna probably be cold, esp if it's cloudy. Idk I'll give you the run down later.
>>7026219
Will you stop
Accept my invite on Steam and talk to me.
>>7026221
>that's okay ive got enough for the both of us~
Y-yeah, two bloody great handfuls
>i like it too much
<3
Shame you didn't behave so no new pic for you in my new pantsu tonight~
>>7026221
Well then bite it really hard for me.
>>7026216
I hope my boobs stay as I lose weight and I can hug lots of boys
>>7026226
hi grace
i really wish i could talk to you more but i only ever have depressing selfish things to talk about and i know you're depressed a lot too
i want you to know i care about you though
m
>>7026226
sounds fun
army surplus stores are cool
and ill just wait to touch it
>>7026228
now that i will do
biting is really fun~
>>7026235
She'll just remove you despite always talking to her. And then butt in on your e-game with your e-girl and bragpost about it.
>>7026237
>your e-girl
>>7026236
>army surplus stores are cool
Eh, my local one was pretty lame but my buddy took me to his and it had a bunch of foreign stuff that was really neat
>and ill just wait to touch it
You don't seem to wait on that, you just do it whenever you feel like it
>biting is really fun~
Where shall I bite you first, hm~
>>7026237
fwjaefew
Accept my request dummy.
>>7026235
thank you anon, i appreciate it
>tfw you sleep 12 hrs and still tired
>>7026237
>butting in on people's e-game in 2016
should be illegal
>>7026244
iktf
>>7026237
also
>And then butt in on your e-game with your e-girl and bragpost about it.
>tfw got a cucklateral
disregard anything I might have said in the past 8~ hours
hello....
>>7026242
One day to be my for real girl. Just sayin.
>>7026243
We'll see. Once the mean Grace goes away.
>>7026265
including denying that you are trans?
>>7026267
>Once the mean Grace goes away.
Stop trying to trigger my jealous protective side and making me cry and we're good.
>>7026272
if I said that, then yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtUDHBkYsKQ
Oh fuck this is kind of cringy.
>>7026281
so you are trans
>>7026274
So many things trigger you these days little Grace.
Hopefully not the thought of m&m and I being... sweet with each other while you're forced to watch from the corner. Mwahahahaha!
i like yaoi and yuri but i like yaoi more than yuri
>>7026267
>one day to be my for real girl
n-now blushing irl
>>7026291
i want to be anime boy
>>7026285
Eh
I'm kind of getting numb to it and not caring cause I know it's just shitposting
But I'm still afraid of it becoming more
I don't wanna lose her and the thought of that puts me in tears.
I'm never sure to how to respond to it
Should I try to play along, pretend to be mad, act upset-
>>7026295
yea see
reeeeeeeeee.
idk.
just makes me frustrated and upset
>>7026296
omg
ok you be a boy and i'll be a girl okay??