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sexual orientation survey time: http://www.strawpoll.me/11333084

>tfw bisexual with heavy preference for women.
>tfw you know you can't form a happy hetero family with a man thanks to being kinsey 4.5/5 even if you can enjoy masculine cock.

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previously: >>6985262
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>>6986428
Oh wow ok.
Well they're pretty neat

>>6986425
NO NO NO NO NO
Not that stuff. I mean if she wanted to end things with me I'd still want to be friends and support her.
But I would be dead inside forever
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boys
>>6986461
hehehehehe
>>6986460
would not do again
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First for slam my boipucci
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>>6986458
>tfw straight
>tfw nobody believes you when you say that you're straight
I want off this ride

>>6986448
>tfw spent a month in Japan
>tfw never once saw a Japanese woman in lolita clothing
Is this a regional thing?

>>6986450
Yeah, I mean all things said I really don't have any desire to. I just find it odd how people think it's weird that I've never seen cis vagina when I've never had sex with a cis girl and a lot of trans women haven't either.
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>tfw you posted your fenis on unsee and now no one will see it because anon jumped the shark and made a new thread.
Why must you hate me so anon?
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>>6986472

People tend to only wear it to meet ups or conventions or events.

Lifestyle lolitas are chumps with too much cash.
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>>6986472
I saw a few girls in Lolita clothing in Akihabara
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what is it like when a boy sleeps in your bed
do he hug you?!?
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>>6986483

Annoying. Especially in summer. I'd be like "the fuck get back on your own side!" then he'd probably snore loudly and shove me out the bed.
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Ok I didnt realise how fucking bad my smile is until i made this
Oh well you can see full honmode
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>>6986483
Boy here, you get tight loving hug snuggles, huggles if you will. They last all night, and if you have a nice butt things might poke against it, but we can't help it we like you a lot.
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>>6986483
The best thing about when a boy sleeps in your bed is waking him up with morning blow job. :)
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>>6986480
Why be a lolita when you could be a real goth? Not like that manfaced Cathy Brennan hon.
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>>6986465
>forever
naw
you'd still be friends and you would hook up with a sweet, smart, handsome boy who is your soulmate
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>>6986480
Oh ok, come to think of it I did see it on a handful of people at some random con we stumbled into at Fukuoka.

>>6986481
Idk, I was trying not to count aki tho cuz I assume anyone wearing it there is probably a maid cafe employee
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>>6986491
Letting a boy sleep in your bed? How do you get rid of the stench after that? Dogs and boys should sleep outside the house, definitely not on beds.
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>>6986489
You look cute.

I'd take you to a fancy coffee store.
Hope you like coffee, anon.
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>>6986492

Ew no one wears goth lolita anymore it's ita as fuck.

I still can't believe she got so upset over that. Also that she has enough political clout to get people banned from facebook for it.
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>>6986489
s t o p
please
im begging you
stop
calling yourself
that
PLEASE
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well im gonna go purge
bbl
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>>6986502
She's a friend of my last ex. I used to have Cathy Brennan posts on my FB wall...
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My daddy just raped me in the psych ward and I ran away to take this pic

I'm so ugly! Please soothe my attentionwhoreness mtfg, I'm a 13 YO girl who wants attention from.old hons and sexual predators. :)
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>>6986488
>>6986490
>>6986491
only reason why I asked was because its never going to be a possibility for me and as I fall asleep I just wanted to know what it's like
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>>6986483
>tfw the only guy that you've properly tried to share beds with was a restless sleeper that kicked a lot
;_;
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>>6986493
Nah anon.
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>>6986508
oh my fucking god how did you end up dating someone who's friends with cathy brennan?

How'd you tolerate her shite coming up?
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>>6986511
Its ok, I will never sleep with a girl, you are not alone anon, we can be lonely bed buddies.
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>>6986499
Can I sleep in your bed, s'il vous plaît?
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>>6986514
>tfw you were the restless sleeper
>tfw he ended up cuddling you to stop you from moving about
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>>6986483
If it's anything like having a girl sleep in your bed then it's probably pretty nice.
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oh god
who taught smiles how to make webms?
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>>6986518
I was trying to present as male back then. And my ex was the kind of terf who didn't even believe being trans was a thing. She dumped me because I made her feel like a lesbian in bed, go figure.
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>>6986526
>Not filtering and reporting underage posters who break global rule 2
Sigh
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>>6986523
Why are your movements so weird and robotic-ish
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>>6986524
That's adorbs as fuck
>tfw never found a solution so we usually just slept in separate beds, then I'd just hop into his in the morning so that we could cuddle while waking up
Fuck I miss this ;;_;
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>>6986532
>reporting
maybe
>filtering
nah
only ever serves to confuse me
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>>6986530
Don't ignore me >:(

>>6986535
How long did your relationship last?
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Why is anon so obsessed with trying to convince me that I'm straight?
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>>6986521
Not mine, because I'm uncomfortable sharing a bed with someone I'm not in a relationship with. But plenty of free beds in this house. Old and not exactly dust free, but well...
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>tfw you have never had anyone to, well, anything
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>>6986541

They're probably a transles and want you to make them more legitimate by bringing down the percentage of les trans women.
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>>6986541
because you are a guy who likes women
thats straight
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>>6986541
Because guys have cute butts too.
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>>6986541
they want the bp
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>>6986539
Give me time to reply... I was still typing.
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>>6986542
But who will cuddle me and grope my butt?
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>>6986541
Perhaps he wants to be balls deep in basic butt.
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>>6986539
About 4 years
Idk, I'm over him finally but I do genuinely miss a lot of stuff about relationships.

>>6986541
Anon is generally obsessed with getting people to be the opposite of their orientation
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>>6986523
So then why do you force yourself to look at it.
It upsets a lot of people when you refer to yourself as that.
You know you aren't, and you know you are really feminine.
Even if you deny it, which I realized I did through someone literally yelling at me for half an hour about how idiotic and attention whorish I am.
Made me cry but helped me realize that well, denying reality doesn't do you any good.
Denying reality actually helped me want to live, but then realized that it would only hurt and damage me even more.
Ignoring reality is unhealthy.
Please, Smiles.
>>6986532
how come you never filtered me then wtf
i was underage till like a month and a half ago
unless u have filtered me then good
im an attention whore or something and not filtering me harms me probably
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>>6986550
I'm sorry, I will be patient next time. :)
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>>6986552
Well, cuddling, maybe. Groping, really?
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>>6986554
>Anon is generally obsessed with getting people to be the opposite of their orientation

I'm bi.
Make my day anon!
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>tfw no bf
>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw no motivation
>tfw not a girl
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>>6986562
I feel like you are asexual.
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>>6986562
Oh, you're asexual too? Welcome to the club.
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>>6986544
Lol

>>6986546
This is true. I'm a boy after all.

>>6986547
Well obviously yeah.

>>6986553
>>6986549
Oh God please no. Please don't be this.

>>6986554
Anon is weird they won't let it go
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From One is a good album.
Also Omegle boosts my self esteem sometimes.
Its silly.
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>>6986565
I mean, maybe? I don't really know who I want.

Except Carol, and that's because cute.
And Bun-bun anon, and that's because cute.

>>6986568
Who the freak knows?

I'm bi because girls are soft and smooth and cute, but guys are tall and strong and Hnggggggggggg.
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Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
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I'm a heteroaesthetic panplatonic biromantic homosexual what am I anon?
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>>6986581
GAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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https://clyp.it/03bc1qnq
Imagine this every single morning
At 7:30 am
except 10 times louder because its right outside your house
my windows r closed btw
>>6986581
a fag
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>>6986581
Sounds breddy gay
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>>6986581
A tumblrina.
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I like cuddling with girls but I only want sex with guys. But I can love both. Am I bi or straight?
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>>6986588

problematic!
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>>6986458
bois are hawt
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>>6986555
I didn't know you were underaged until you announced you weren't anymore.

I realize you feel some sort of loyalty over your friend and are trying to defend her, and that makes me sad that you'd say these things to me because our internet friendship goes way more back than you knowing smiles, I mean you helped me pick my trip.

I'll filter you if you want, considering it seems you've already chosen whom you prefer to have as a friend, someone who lied to you, manipulated you and gave you bulshit false hopes, instead of someone who's advised you and tried to help you when you were down.

Ta da!
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>>6986592
straight
biromantic
welcome to the club
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yes hello will cutting my caloric intake make my stomach flat or will it have adverse effects or somethin'
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>>6986601
I knew I am one of the cool kids.
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>>6986603
It'll make you look like me.

CIAO E'RRYONE!

Gonna go do grocery shopping for salad.
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>>6986600
Sass...
I didn't mean it like this
You're reading into it I just think
That I am a shitty person and people should filter me...
We never talked too much and
I'm sorry
You really have helped and she also helps
I don't know
I'm just really scared and confused recently...
>>6986603
i used to do that
was bad
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>>6986607
>fat lad with gyno.jpg
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>>6986610
I FUCKING KNEW IT!

AND HERE EVERYONE WAS TELLING ME

"OH UR NOT FAT, 150lbs IS NORMAL"

FUCK E'RRYONE!
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>>6986559
Not like forcefully groping, just like gentle squeezing, i don't know how to properly describe the word in english.

>>6986554
Wow, 4 years Elanna. That must have hurt like hell when it ended. I'm glad you're feeling better and over it.

But yeah, being with someone changes you forever and some things will always be missed. It's bittersweet, but i gueas it's part of being a human. :)

>>6986579
This is legit one of the posts tht always make my day. Thanks anon.
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>>6986613
Why did you post it, posting things on 4chan like this is never a good idea.
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>>6986607
aw
>>6986608
kay :c
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>>6986613
150 lbs is pretty fat especially if you are < 5'9 tbqh
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>>6986613
Makes me wonder how thin your bones and muscles are, really, or how big mine really are... I'm shorter than you, I still weigh a bit more, yet I don't look pudgy...
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>>6986615
I dont know why, its a basic as fuck post. But Im glad some people like it.
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post your beer bellies, everyone
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>>6986616
Because everyone lies.

Besides, not like I care right now. Might do in a while, but depression is a great liberator.

>>6986617
Am fat. People have told me otherwise, Am sad.

>>6986618
Just 5'9'' actually.
I need to lose weight but it's hard to motivate, and it'll hide the effects of HRT from my family, so there's some internal conflict going on too.

>>6986622
I unno. Probably squished a lot of my bones by carrying giant bags filled with tents and pans up mountains when I was younger.
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>>6986608
I'm sorry, I overreacted. I don't hate Smiles, but I think she needs to be off this board.

Her presence doesn't do us or her any good.

It's that I take so much shit from not wanting her to be here. iean she can go on discord or skype or whatever.... Bleh I give up.

She can post all she wants for what I care and whatever might happen to her will happen no matter what I do or what opinions I give.
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I love Asphyxia by ebi-hime
>>6986624
i dont drink beer anymore
buy me some andill have one for you
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>>6986613
150lbs isn't fat if you have muscle
But it doesn't look like you have a lot of that ;-;

>>6986605
Awe yeh
It's kind of a shitty and confusing place to be in when you start developing feelings for someone though..
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>>6986629
This. Smiles should fuck off already.
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>>6986523
What kind of coffee do you like? or how do you like it?
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>>6986626
Building a bit of muscle might do more good for you looks wise than just losing weight. Start working on those obliques.
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i wanna completely redecorate my room but i dont have any dosh or energy to do so

i'm just so bored of how it currently looks
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>>6986630
Wow I am sorry about your receding hairline ;-;
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>>6986607
>>6986626
You're gonna look soooo cute bouncing on your boyfriends cock with your back arched and your tits and nipples moving rythmically! ;)
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>>6986615
Yup, it was damn near one of the most painful things that's happened in my short life. He was my first, and at the time we broke up being with him was basically the only life that I knew, given we started dating so soon after I transitioned that I'd never really been properly single and female.

Idk, being in love changes people. Tbh I think I'm genuinely afraid of falling in love again. It was amazing while it lasted but having your heart ripped in half hurts so damn much.
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holy fuck ive gotten so many compliments for making this my skype image
but like
its all about the pikachu or the shirt
:sob:
>>6986629
Its okay.
About her presence, I would elaborate but I do not think I should.
This board is probably bad for her but
I don't know its for her to decide.
Nobody elses.
Just upsets me that her self esteem is driven so low and she comes here and gets compliments from near everyone but she consistently seems, I say *SEEMS* because I could be wrong, but she just posts and puts herself down more and more to absorb more compliments.
Idk.
I was never aware of me doing that so maybe she isn't aware of her doing that.
>>6986639
Its not receding and you know it.
I will let you know in a few years when it is though since with my genetics and luck its more than bound to happen.
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>>6986632
I did fucking say I was a puny damn weakling...

>6986636
>obliques.
And now to demonstrate my ignorance.

The fuck are obliques
I fucking hate it when people lie to me to spare my feelings. So many times, I've asked something, and no one tells the fucking truth, and the problem doesn't get fucking fixed.

Bah. TO THE FOUL PITS OF HELL.

I'm going to sign up for a fucking gym...

>>6986640
Apologies in advance for being crass... BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE, FAT=/= CUTE.
THOSE AIN'T TITS YOUR SEEING, IT'S FLAB.
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>>6986629
>>6986633
Oh :(
Sorry
I didn't realise people thought this
>>6986634
Cappuccinos and flat whites
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>>6986644
Yes it is. See for yourself ;-;
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>>6986646
Ever tried mocaccino?
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>>6986643
I love being in love. Brings the better side of me out. It's well hidden otherwise. But maybe I should be afraid of it ending in heartbreak. Surprisingly, I'm not...
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>>6986643
I will say this.
I was introduced to love and attachment at a young age and it... it made life hard. I lost the only part of me that gave me a desire to live when I was young, and I still don't have that part of me back because its six feet under.
Love is genuinely bad in my view, and it should be avoided.
Nothing good comes from it and I want these disgusting feelings to be purged from my body and existence.
Love is the most toxic thing to ever happen to me.
>>6986647
oh wow thats so receding omg
not like i shaved it during a mental episode or anything and its still regrowing
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Rate my transition

https://unsee.
cc/zebipudo/
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inuinu are such dumbos, their items are so heavily overpriced it's not even funny anymore >:[

>>6986639
MEAN!!!!!!!!!!
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>>6986646
people were thinking this every day, kid
but thanks to the hugboxing mtfg clique you never knew the truth
(until today)
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>>6986645
The obliques are the outer part of your abdominal belt, not the six pack. You don't want them huge, but having them sufficiently well developed and functional is essential to have a nice waistline.
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>>6986655
Maddie Jr. tbqh
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>>6986655
Really cute, I would hold your hand.
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>>6986656
That is the dumbest fucking at I've seen
*InMyOpinion™*
and i have a hat that says
MeUndies on it
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>>6986655
well done!!!
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>>6986645
How long have you been on hormones?
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The fucking retarded me realized the logo doesn't show in that image.
Whoopsies.
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>>6986656
I ate every bug along the way. And there were many.
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>>6986659
So basic is a young snape?
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>>6986658
Thank you. That is moderately useful.. I will ask around for help focusing on them.

>>6986665
Just over a month.
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>>6986632
I know, I have feelings for a girl atm and I am kinda unsure if I am just interpreting friendship as love or what is going on exactly.
All I know is that I want to be with her and cuddle all day.
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>>6986643
>Being afraid of being in love
But you know, that is is the crux of the human experience. Love will never last forever, because either someone leaves or someone dies, and is it worth it? Becuse there is no experience that really compares to the intensity and fullnesa of love nor to the heartbreak that results from losing it.

My grandparents were married for 70+ years and when grandfather died, my nonna was never the same. She was a strong willed tough assed northern italian matriarch, but after three weeks she got diagnosed with cancer and was gone in 7 months time.
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>>6986670
Young skinny feminine Snape compared to maddie who's old fat masc Snape tbqh
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>>6986671
You should stop hrt, you'll always be a man
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>>6986675
You should stop posting, you'll always be a shithead.
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>>6986675
rude (but true)
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>>6986659
Ty :)

>>6986661
:o that's lude

>>6986664
Thank you!!

>>6986670
Rude

>>6986674
Rude

>>6986675
RUDE
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Alright guys so I was discussing this with my gf last night, because we're planning on going out of town to see a show in a week and I was thinking of presenting as female for the first time in public while out of town. Like a chance to just kinda dip my toes in the water and see how things go, and I came up with this genius idea for using the bathroom:
>keep one of those things some women use that lets them pee standing up in my purse
>pee standing up in public restroom
>take standing pee device out of purse
>step out of stall
>return standing pee device to my purse using large visible movements
>anyone who knows what it is will assume that I MUST have a vagina because otherwise I wouldn't need it
>anyone who asks I can explain it too, thus asserting the existence of my actually non-extant vagina

My gf says that it seems a little convoluted and pointless, but it makes sense to me
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>>6986676
Is the hon mad?
Sorry you started hrt too late
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>>6986676
>Ignoring my vision of a sexually fulfilled Sirona orgasming while riding her partner's cock.a nd arguing bout being fat

God damnit you leprechaunette! Why must you focus on the negatives? Men want a girl with some fat. Your body is cute! your tits are blooming!
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>>6986681
Autism.exe
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>>6986681
wtf just sit down
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>>6986683
eh passing is mostly face and voice anyway, unless youre literally a 6'4 bodybuilder
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>>6986681
I'm just amazed you have a girlfriend. She won't put up with your harebrained schemes for long, you know?
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>>6986683
There's no such thing as too late.
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>>6986683
I'm sorry you're a bitter autistic fuck who tries to distract from the constant tedium of their unfulfilling lives by attempting to take schadenfruede in the apparant suffering of others.

I can fix being fat. You can't fix being a cock-gobbling minge chin.
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>>6986685
>Men want a girl that looks like a fat guy with a beer gut and man-looking gyno
Uh, you sure bout that?
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>>6986685
You just want to stick your hands in her pot of gold...
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>>6986695
>Ben Stiller with a black wig on.gif
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>>6986697
She can lose weight and still look fine in the end, while you're always gonna be ugly with a personality like that.
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>>6986693
Then most of you failed lol

>>6986695
That's a man's face

>>6986696
Lmao
You're so buttmad that you're a hon that you have to take your T rage out on me
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>>6986687
I know it seems a little autistic but I don't see any reason it wouldn't work
>>6986691
I mean normally I would, and I will, this is all just hypothetical, but you know, every tranny pees sitting down. Circumventing that in a way that's believable for a cis woman seems like it'd work.
>>6986694
We're hoping to get married some day and she thinks my bullshit is hilarious.
>>
Where is Ash
Did I miss her posting e-mail?
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>>6986703
Top Kek

>>6986705
Hon needs to stop
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>>6986706
You havn't proven me wrong at all. That's kind of sad. You don't even have the guts to defend yourself. I wasn't even sure if I was right about half of that, but hey, if you feel that I have a strong enough understanding of the situation that you're not even going to dispute it, then whatever, I'm glad there's worms left on the social food chain left for me to spit on.
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>>6986714
We've all seen your face hon.
You can't fool anyone
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>>6986705
>defending Fatty Boom Boom Sweet Sugar Dumpling
Waist is one of those features that is sexually dimorphic and impossible to change due to the masculine shape of the ribcage, the belly and the hips.
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>>6986649
Idk, it's better not to be afraid of it ending, because that tends to make the end come sooner anyways because there's lack of trust.
What sucks is that when the end is near, you can generally see it coming a mile away, and there's literally nothing you can do to stop it.

>>6986673
That's awful sass ;_;
Idk, I know from watching my grandparents on both side go that when you lose a lifelong partner things really are never the same, I was a pretty dumb assed kid but I could tell my grandma and my grandpa were changed.

Idk, I know I want it but it's terrifying. When you're naive you assume it will last forever, but then you learn that it never ever does, and the longer that it lasts the more it's going to absolutely destroy you when it ends.

>>6986672
Idk, if both of you are ok with a more intimate form of friendship then cuddle and enjoy it for what it is. Where is she at when it comes to it?
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Sup fags.
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>>6986715
You're still not disputing it!

I'd say you're trying to troll but you're making such a lackluster effort of it that I can't even call it that!

All you're doing is enabling me to vent at someone without feeling the slightest twinge of guilt!
So thanks for the catharsis, but sincerely grow endochrine system to get your anemic ass off your fucking desk chair and put some effort in it!
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>>6986564
Okay.
I've turned this into a film poster.

I have way too much fucking time on my hands.
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>>6986723
I don't need to put in effort autismo,
I wasn't the one who was stupid enough to start hrt post puberty
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>>6986723
>So thanks for the catharsis, but sincerely grow endochrine system to get your anemic ass off your fucking desk chair and put some effort in it!
not them but this is rather ironic for you to tell them to "put some effort in it" when you literally put zero effort into sculpting your body
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>>6986695
You could pose at one of these women soldier propaganda posters.
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>>6986725
5/7 would watch
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>>6986723
Sirona <3
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>>6986730
Oh yes, because clearly suicide was the more sane answer. Let's take your case for a second, you're an anonymous user who is implying that they're a young transitioner on a board where children are practically hated, in a thread where young transitioners are met with "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"s and BAN PLS.

It's like you want to make enemies!

>>6986734
>you literally put zero effort into sculpting your body
Won't deny it. People were telling me it wasn't a problem and since I have problems trusting my own judgment, I took their word for it. I'm going to start fixing it as soon as I can scrounge up the funds for a gym membership. Because there's no way I'll form a habit if I just go out running. Gotta feel guilty that I'm not using a resource I have.
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>>6986725
Does the movie feature nudity, this is very important.
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>>6986742
Ey, yo fattass. What's your regimen for losing weight?
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>>6986725
>>6986742
Is it going to have state if the art cgti?
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>>6986742
a brief view of breasts

so if you are an american? yes.
if you are european? no.
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>>6986700
Omg! Très dépravées!

Sirona's like a little sister to me. I just want her to be a happy pervert :).

I want your hands in my pot of gold, tho ;)
Although coffe beans or hot sauce would be a more appropriate analogy seeing s I'm from Guatemala.

>>6986697
I'm sorry I just can't even with people who post chinese cartoon cell images.

>>6986707
Well, you're a lucky girl then. You should carry on with this event and you'll have a good story to talk about when you're in bed at night :)

>>6986714
>Ignoring my posts to fight with trolls.

Just go buy your salad filled with four leaf clovers! Don't forget my sassy snacks tho.
>>
>tfw ill allways be a boy
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>>6986739
Carol is a good Pupper.
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>>6986749
like a stunt cock type thing?
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>>6986751
Almost done venting.

Just waiting to see what the back end of the shitstorm looks like.
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>>6986725
damn
kinda accurate?
funny tho
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>>6986725
More deets pls
Who plays what role?
What's the story?
What's the plot?
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>>6986741
I'm 19. I started my transition at 10 with me get AAs at 13 and estrogen at 14.

Suicide is a better option instead of being a hon but hey go ahead and ruin the trans community so more
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>>6986758
I <3 you
>>6986756
You too bun-bun
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>>6986747
Hash desu, some people say they get the munchies when they smoke but it has the opposite effect for me, completely numbs any sense of hunger so I just ended up eating less. At the same time I began taking the dog regularly as well as getting to work more actively. But the biggest reason was the smaller intake of food, I had this insatiable hunger before, I went to the doc but all he did was rip me off my money and tell me to eat less. Yeah like no shit faggot.

Lost 40 kilos so far in about 7-8 months and I havent even worked out, im like 4-6 kilos off my recommended BMI rn. I smoke spliffs btw so it might be the cigs but iunno.
>>6986750
Why wouldnt Europeans get nudity, americans are the ones who lose their shit about nudity on TV. Its pretty standard here, hell, fucking newspapers print tits and shit when it comes to maternity articles and shit.
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>>6986720
She has a bf. We already held hands and hugged tho.
Problem is I am incredibly clingy and jealous so it makes me sad seeing her with her bf although I should be happy for her ;~;

I am just scared of cause problems and maybe fucking everything up :(
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>>6986757
Like green screen peen
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>>6986752
u are a girl
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>>6986764
Wanna hold hands Carol?
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>>6986751
>Sassy snacks
Sassy sassy doo-oo!
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>>6986762
Ahhhh there it is. That's how we know you fucked something up. What happened? facial scar? did your boyfriend beat the shit out you so much that you can't trust anyone? or were you always just this miserable.

It's okay, we all have stories. But this place draws autists, assholes and the depressed dregs of society to it like flies to a rancid abortion.

Aaaaand now I'm done.

Raving over.

Apologies everyone!

>>6986764
Love you too snugglepup, sorry you had to see that, stressful things, you know?

>>6986766
Fuck, buddy... That sounds like a damn good idea then. People are already telling me it'll help with my insomnia and paranoia, and the doc's been asking if I've ever smoked weed like he's trying to drop a hint.

I'll pick some up off an acquaintance if I get my mitts on some cash.
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motivate me to go to a trans group this evening x_x
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>>6986777
<3
>>6986774
<3
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>>6986707

desu I doubt cis girls would use them due to the risk of pissing all over your clothes. It'd probably just make you stick out more and more likely to get clocked.
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>>6986779
there might be hot transboys there
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>>6986783
Is that a yes or no?
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>>6986681
Just sit down retard
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ugggggh

I need a therapist
I need to focus on my classes
I need to start eating healthy again
I need to take a break from smoking pot
I need somebody to choke me and kill me
I need to finish transitioning out of boymode

I hate my life
I would literally do anything for a headpat
I'm probably narcissistic
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>>6986777
Just be careful, it could have the opposite effect on you and give you munchies. It all depends on the person, scientist have even proven we have a gene that determines how we respond to drugs. But its worth trying out for sure, in addition its just really nice smoking it but I'd never imagine it would have this profound of an impact on my weight. Drugs save the day once again.
>>6986760
https://youtu.be/Q1skdCtp3xU
>Just a canadian girl
>Living in a loneelyyy wooorld
>Taking the midnight train going anywheeeere
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>>6986751
My trips dropped :(

>>6986720
I guess I'm an idiot, but I think love is the spice of life. If you keep your guard up you'll be safe, but you'll never experience the full mind blowing intensity of love. I hope I'm not too old for that. Because with every heartbreak, you tend to guard yourself more. I hope you do find someone else that you'll be.comfortable enough to let down your guard and love intensely. :)

I think it's worth it no matter what, even if my nonno always said that the fire that burns the brightest is consumed the quickest, but a low smoldering coal will last through the chilliest night.

>>6986758
>Believing the Irish ever let their anger go.
I'm not dumb you know?

>>6986776
Give me a sassy gâteau mademoiselle!
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>>6986777
>miserable
You really are grasping straws.
You just basically insulted everyone here even your friends
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>>6986800
>I'm not dumb you know?
>believing that I was actually mad and not just blowing off some steam so that I wouldn't sink into depression

I know what I'm doing.

That's bullshit by the by. I was pretty mad.

But I'm just hungry and tired now.

AND THAT IS SNEK OUT.

Time to take a wander.
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>>6986760
A heart-warming tale about an early twenties pre-transition neet who is rescued from the depths of depression after accidentally being allocated public funding to make a film about a tranny neet.
Features romance, a struggle against the odds and the community learning to accept trans people through common adversity.
She also gets the guy.

>>6986759
There will be little gags where the story permits.

>>6986766
They get the same film, but it wouldn't be really classed as nudity in europe.

>>6986771
Yeah sorta.
Special effects will be required so that the main character actually passes.
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So
Anyone hear from Grace after the leaving mtfg thing?
>>6986794
I say
Yes <3
>>6986805
Aww
Okay
see you
<3
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>>6986806
I am actually curious about this because it pokes at my imaginary ego.
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>>6986811
What do you mean?
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>>6986806
Oh nice
I'm honored i got top listing too.
Who'll be playing me?
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>>6986806
Sounds heartwarming and oscar baity
Would watch

>>6986800
Thanks sass, I hope so too. I do also sort of see it as the spice of life, but idk, I'm just scared and dumb.

>>6986799
Would not sign on for a film that uses that song in its soundtrack

>>6986770
Oh ;~;
Idk then, that's hard
I don't think there's an easy answer to that situation rly. But I wish you luck in finding something that works and doesn't cause emotional distress.

Either waaay I gotta get ready to go to my dead end job, later mtfgay
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>>6986747

Senpai just eat your weight times 9 in calories and you will lose weight in no time. So around 1400 calories a day for you. Its even easier since you dont have money for a gym means youll be forced to eat cheaper food (which is usually healthier).

Use wolfram alpha (you can input stuff like 300g chicken + 200g pasta and it will show you the nutritional value) to create daily diets. Like for example have 4 different daily meals which you set up which hold 1.4k calories each and alternate (or just stick to the absolute cheapest like i do). Make sure it contains a lot of vegetables.
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>>6986812
Its a joke because people say I have a huge ego because of how much I say I hate myself or something
or because i attention whore or whatever
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hey, how long until my nipples get big?

I'm at month 4, if that helps.
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>>6986810

I'd like to hear about Grace too.

I didn't really know her I only saw her here for a couple of days before she left but her bf telling her too seems really dodgy. Like he's isolating her or something.
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>>6986815
>I don't think there's an easy answer to that situation rly.
I know :( Thanks though for talking with me about that :) You are a nice person.

See you.
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>>6986779
I went to one last night and it sucked
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>>6986819
she has friends irl, and I'm in touch with her, so she's not isolated. He thinks the place is toxic, and she (and I) kinda agree.
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>>6986806
>She also gets the guy.
Honest question though, I know everyone here is zoned in on the guy accepting them but have you ever thought about the fact that when you marry someone, you also marry into his family.

Doesn't this bother or worry anyone ITT, since their family and relatives wont necessarily be as understanding.
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>>6986817
Oh.
I didn't get that impression desu, but who knows I'm oblivious with stuff.
Mind you, you do seem to be bad at being asleep :p

>>6986814
We need to find casting.
There is still a toss up over whether to get cis or trans actresses.
I'd prefer using trans actresses, but they aren't in high supply yet.

>>6986815
>oscar bait
If I don't win at least one Oscar, AACTA, Genie, etc, I'll be upset. We're gonna throw everything we can at them.

As for soundtrack, I love to have something composed by Philip Glass.
I'm happy to go without any form of pay if we can get at least one big name like that on board.
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>>6986832
People are generally understanding here.
But still. You've added another plot point if we run out of ideas.
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>>6986833
Phillip Glass is good shit
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>>6986832
thats a sequel for when the american studios start to smell money
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>>6986772
Lies
im a gross boy with a gross boy voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sPSrKFqvaZ
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I feel like a monster
Like some weird alien chimera hiding behind a youthful face
Everythings changed so fast
How do you people tolerate it?
I was one of the most unattractive people in high school. A little over a year later I have beta orbiters. And im still a guy socially.
Im basically an imposter at this
Whoever i originally was my present siutatiom has changed too much to say that im still that guy
Especially with the hrt
I love the physical effects
But the mental stuff is actually agonizing
Im a full grown adult
Why has my emotional intelligence been reduced so much? Why am i crying all the time?

Sorry if incoherent, ive been disgustingly high for weeks now. My life is in shambles hahaha
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>>6986833
What will my role be in the story?
Shit posting about being a boy I hope

>>6986839
>>6986832
Tfw: rock horroring
The family goes missing
Turns out the Trans girl is a murderous psycho crosdresser
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>>6986841
qt

say something mean about the danes snälla
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>>6986834
>People are generally understanding here.
Not sure what planet you're talking about but alright.
>>6986839
Lel, it was meant to be a srs question for everyone to reflect on but I guess you all got enough things to worry about so zogg it.
>Everything will be fine
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>>6986847
DOODLE PARTY!
>>
Hi I'm Neptune
Welcome to the solar system
Please take a seat on your warm wet rock of a planet to begin your visit
Please note that biological entities do not get to choose what, how, or where they visit and have a variable time limit on their stay. Please check with your local informant for details on your time limit.
If there appears to be an error in your entity, attempt to correct it by whatever means you see fit.
Thank you, and have a good time.
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>>6986815
Well don't take any advice from me to heart, I'm like retarded emotionally and fall in love too easily, so I guess your approach to life is a more mentally healthy one than mine :p
>>
>>6986853
There ain't no party like a snickerdoodle party because snickerdoodle would rather stay home
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>>6986833
yeah i
its really hard to sleep rn the trucks are beeping so loudly.
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>>6986846
>le danes meme
nah dont feel like using my voice atm
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>>6986844
that might mean youre not trans?

i mean if you like the effects keep doing it but
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>>6986857
Going out sucks, the most interesting concept of a party to me is saying in and playing Mario Kart.
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>>6986858
I've been meaning to ask but I always forget...how did your mom break hee collarbone? How is she doing?
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>>6986845
I didn't really think it through, I just took the top posters.
But now that you mention it, I think we'll need to weave in something about you coming out as straight to keep the anons happy.

>>6986852
I'm never gonna meet a guy, let alone having to deal with his family.
It's like you are asking me to worry about how I'd deal with people if I won the lottery. It ain't happening

>>6986858
That sounds hella shit.
Going to bed at that time of the morning sucks so bad.
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>>6986472
>like girls
>no one believes you when you say you like girls
:^)
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>>6986861
if you like the physical effects hrt gives you you are almost certainly trans
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>>6986866
We can do that
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>>6986859
thats okay
i understand

>le danes meme
the whole reason i started learning swedish was because my best friend was danish
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>>6986868
She is
Kinda okay
She can walk and stuff but she has a thingy that holds her arm in place that i forgot what it was called.
She was walking on a small dirt bump next to a road and fell on the street
>>6986869
well yesterday i went to bed at 6 pm so
its my fault i guess
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>>6986869
Plenty of fish in the sea anon
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>>6986879
hows the swedish coming along tho?
i guess you understood what i said to some extent
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>>6986881
i went to bed at 16 yesterday
i'm now awake at 2am

you're okay
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>>6986874
Its a date, I'll bring the mountain dew.
>>
>tried to buy smokes
>guy at liquor store didnt believe i was the same person in my drivers license photo
>i had a handle bar moustache and a shaved head when the pic was taken
I think its time for a new pic.
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mornin'
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>>6986889
Can you bring root beer instead
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>>6986861
I considered that, but I love the physical changes so much. Looking fully male distressed me, disassociated me from myself. This has helped a lot with that. I think I just don't do change well. And going from suicidal neckbeard to chased cuteboy is kind of weird. It happened so fast too, I have whiplash. Everybody keeps assuring me I'm not that old person. But it makes me sad how willing they are to just throw him away as well.

Im rambling sorry. I might finish off my weed before work so im not fucking sluggish.
>>
I just checked my high school photos. I wish I had started blockers back then. no one had to know :((
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>>6986872
>b-but muh femboys
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>>6986887
yeah but i cant sleep now cuz the noise ;-;
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>>6986896
Of course, do you have a preferred brand? IBC was always my favorite rootbeer.
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>>6986886
you were too negative
but i hate myself too so i'm not gonna be a hypocrite

as for learning?
i'm not really learning it really
i only really bought a melissa horn cd
i can understand real simple swedish
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>>6986891
That sounds super awkward
I'm afraid of little things like that happening to me I wouldn't know what to do lol

>>6986892
Princess Kiwu
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>>6986905
Barq's for days
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>>6986903
i know what you mean
do you have music to play and block everything out?

i tune a radio to my local public classical music station
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>>6986902
femboys fall under trans as well even if a few idiots on this board freak out when you say that. you don't necessarily have to socially transition to be trans.
>>
And home!
>>6986891
Why the hell would you even keep that picture for so long?
>>6986892
Hey Kiwi
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>>6986869
Huh should have seen this coming
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>>6986909
I think I'm in love

Barqs best root beer
Exquisite taste snickerdoo
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>>6986907
I have lost track how many times its happened. I just wanna smoke
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>>6986912
>Why the hell would you even keep that picture for so long?
It used to be amusing
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>>6986918
Sounds more like dysphoria hell.
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>>6986914
it's only a fictional story though!
you'll be a crowd favourite i think
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>>6986916
when you get nep-praise
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>>6986920
D-do I have sex scenes with boys?....
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>>6986909
I can bring a case of that, just be sure to say thank you when enjoying it.
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>>6986911
Is that really an option? Socially transitioning scares me. Im reasonably confident in my apperance but my voice is awful. Everything seems kinda pointless. Even if I "socislly transition" whats the dofference between me and a femboy? Or any of us for that matter. Ive never thought of myself as a girl, just an intersexed brain in a male body.
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>>6986923
i don't think that would suit the tone of the movie
at worst it would be implied

also i forgot to mention
once you become a celebrity in the lgbtq film scene, you will have gay women literally crawling up your legs
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>>6986910
eh yeah but its not gonna work at this point
._.
>>6986929
can my role be just the example of not what to do in transition
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>>6986929
Oh.. OK... Good.

How would that happen if they think I'm a straight girl?
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>>6986886

how is my shitty swedish coming along do you think tho?
>dkn ingen qt svensk transfv
din pojkvän är lycklig
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>>6986934
>straight girl?
There's no such thing.
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>>6986928
well it is kind of an option but people will probably still be able to tell you're not guy. Tbh sounds like you could be non-binary. nonbinary gets a bad rap because people think it's like "I'm a girl now I'm a boy now I'm a girl again XXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD" but I feel that's just a vocal minority of tumblr attention whores.
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>>6986932
>eh yeah but its not gonna work at this point
do you have commitments and stuff?

cause sometimes when i can't sleep, i just stay awake until i physically can't anymore
it's not good advice, but i can't really give good advice

>can my role be just the example of not what to do in transition
nuh uh
you have to end up being happy in the film
we can make it so that you have stupidly bad luck or something but it all ends out happy

>>6986934
just turn up to the red carpet with a girl
everyone will assume that you're a homo
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>>6986921
when someone holds me in high regard, even jokingly
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>>6986935
svensk shitposting av högsta kvalitet
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>>6986943
well i already have stupidly bad luck
also not that fully
my mom broke her collarbone yesterday so I have to stay awake to make sure she stays ok
but uhh
how will i end up happy
because i dont know how that would happen
but i am curious to how on earth that could happen
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>>6986946
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>>6986939
Right?

>>6986943
Oh dang that's a good idea.

>ywn look beautiful on the red carpet and have all eyes on me
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>>6986950
oh
also if i can be happy, literally anyone can be happy
we can figure this shit out i think

>>6986954
i dunno
all you need to do is roll out a red carpet on a busy road
all eyes will be on you because you just rolled out a red carpet on a busy road, and you look good
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>>6986935
>dkn ingen qt svensk transfv

should be ">dkn ingen söt svensk trans fv"

good start though, there is no official rules or way to learn meme-swedish

now if you don't mind, I'm gonna waddle in my usual lonely swedish friday fredagsmys self pity
>tfw no bf, gf and all my gaming friends are either working or occupied with fucking their s/o
>>
>>6986946
Nah
Your really nice and cool
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>>6986941
Thatd be fine, im not a guy. Honestly i doubt the overall validity of non binary. Even if i didnt, thats not me. I think. I do tend to feel more related to things that are a little gender funkey though. Effeminate men, butch women, its not like those identities escape me. In fact, desu i plan on being a lil butch when i transition anyway. Ultimately i do think im just freaking out from the difference in my old apperance and aocial status and my new one, especially knowing that in about 6 more months itll change again as i socially transition. Maybe puberty anxiety hahaha

I decided to smoke my weee before work AND clean my room, im so productive
>>
>>6986956
its so expensive for me to be happy
it also requires me to undo the past 3 months of my life because I would not have all the issues i have now if i could undo them
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>>6986950
Step 1, stop relying on mtfg for entertainment and company.
Step 2, find an actual friend that can hang out with you in person.
Step 3, stop being an attention whore and just chill.

After that, everything will just kinda fall in place.
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>>6986907
>>6986912
how're you today?
>>6986967
morning bae
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>>6986970
I'm pretty good.
How is your morning?
>>6986967
how to do the third one?
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>>6986967
k
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The only true trans ideology is ancap
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>>6986963
i don't know
we have many of the same problems, and i'm okay ish
i certainly have my moments, but all in all i'm okay

it is possible
i don't know how but it'll happen
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>>6986963
Just wanted to pop in and drop the temp email I made for you to contact me. C:
[email protected]
Was a pain in the butt to find a username not taken haha.
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>>6986979
Hi Ash
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>>6986980
Hola carol! <3
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>>6986963
hugg isla
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>>6986951
I-i uhh
Oh my
Did you just make this or...?

>>6986960
Snickerdoo ur making me blush

>>6986970
Just got off work ugh
Was a stressful day

Neptune upsetune
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>>6986985
It's a meme, Nep.
Someone needs to buy you this hat.
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>>6986979
okay!
Ill send a email
surprised its not gmail tho o:
but yeah usernames are
well have to be complex as of recent
>>6986976
hmm
well im gonna try to be okay
i owe it to the people who spend time out of their days to try and do something for me
>>6986984
i wanna be on the left
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>>6986979
>tfw you got just your deadname back in the early days of gmail
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>>6986995
>i owe it to the people who spend time out of their days to try and do something for me
that wasn't what i meant, but like
if you are gonna end up happy out of it then it works for me
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>>6986985
Sorry
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>>6986979
How old is this email, didn't hotmail get discontinued as a registerable domain a while ago?
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>>6986725
>isla and smiles
>film victoria
this is going to end in tears
>>
Tfw you keep having dreams about your piece of shit ex :(
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>>6987008
i just noticed that
lets not do that.
it would be a sad film.
i would end up in the hospital again :^)
>>6987003
i guess
idk
life is confusing to me
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>>6986995
i mean gon and killua are ment to be
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>>6987015
so cute on the left though
its me
not really but i wish it was
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>>6987018
here have more aborable stuff :3
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>>6987008
>>6987013
i'll have to make some corrections maybe
i didn't even notice that desu

and
life is confusing fullstop

but really all you need is a few little hobbies, some good friends and a teaspoon of illogical hope that things will turn out
you'll want to be careful with the hope though
i accidentally put in a tablespoon, so i can get wreckless at times
like i almost jumped in front of a train to retrieve an umbrella because i couldn't imagine getting hurt
yeah that would be bad
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I have the day off today and I know I should apply for jobs cuz even though i like my job at least two of the managers are transphobic assholes but I'll probably just get high and browse the internet instead.
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Tbeh the person I care about most from MTFG is WaitForYou/Dana.

I mean, I care about a fair few people.
But principally her.
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so how do you hons know that people in public acknowledging you as female aren't just doing so out of politeness and to get a long with their day without offending or upsetting someone and actually believe that they're looking at a biological female? my guess it's 90% of the time the former instance. hbu?
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>>6986967
>stop using mtfg for entertainment

B..but what else is it for
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>>6987037
i'm yet to suspect anyone in public of being trans
and i go to uni, so it's very unlikely that literally everyone i've encountered is cis

so i don't believe you
either that or my eyes don't work
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>>6987037
You do something with people where they have to gender you while thinking, and if they say he, your a hon
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>>6987033
tfw carol doesn't care about you
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>>6986990
I-if I wore hats then maybe

>>6987004
*pats head*
>>
.


Well what in blazes do I do now?

I've gotten tired of the vidya I have...
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>>6987044
Which anon is this?
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tfw
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>>6986654
>not like i shaved it during a mental episode or anything and its still regrowing

you did this too? I did this once when I was 16. my parents still make jokes about it coz I told them I 'Just wanted to see what it looked like"

hurts every time they bring it up
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>>6987027
anything with smiles and i in it would end in tears.
at least on my end.
idk
but uhh
yeah.
that would be really really bad
x.x
but uhm
hmm yeah i need to get risky and try and enjoy life which is gonna be super important for me
>>6987026
thank you
i really wanna see like a vn of the two falling in love or smthng
there isn't enough decent cute boys falling in love as far as visual novels go
at least that doesn't involve sex 24/7
>>6987050
Fuck I actually laughed
is that in the anime???
thats great
but aw :c
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>>6987051
Oh hey das me.

But thin as a fucking whistle.
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>>6987048
Get other hobbies?
Like flying rockets
I haven't played KSP in awhile...
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>>6987047
If I was a doggu I would wag my tail
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>>6987051
Seriously it was
so harsh
like it makes me want to die sometimes because of the way my hair looked
like i
kinda shaved it farther back
and its regret
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>>6987065
...

I mean...

I guess I could go back to sewing,,,
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>>6987071
I got depressed over wanting to be a girl and decided to shave my head so I wouldn't think I was a girl anymore

turned out it just made me feel even worse for months every time I'd look at myself in the mirror
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>>6987054
>>6987071
do you wanna play kf2 with me and cordi?
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>>6987076
oh i just thought i wanted to make myself look more femme by making my widows peak
err
more pronounced
i wanted to make myself feel more femm by looking more femm and
idk im dumb?
>>6987080
i dont really like that game much sorry
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>>6987086
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>>6987086
ok np
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I wish detransitioning was easier. I don't want to go jump through all the social, legal, and medical hoops again.
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>>6987074
I have like a dozen "hobbies" I infrequently dabble in from time to time lol
I haven't played games in months because no one to play games with and no interest in anything thats out

>>6987070
*snugg doggo as I fall asleep*
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>>6987094
Now I really wish I was doggu
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>>6987054
yea they pretty much fall in love in the anime
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>>6987094
Why not play something that's been out for a while?
Fistful of Frags is free on steam...
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>>6987104
Is that Hunter x Hunter ?
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>>6987104
its still not comparable to visual novel love
its beautiful and i love it so much
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>>6987091
Why are u detransitioning?
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I did some grocery shopping
but there was all this candy
SO MUCH candy
and.. i bought some
and then i ate it all x 3x
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>>6987124
brush ur teeth
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>>6987119
Because I don't think continuing to be a girl is right for me. I just had a dysphoric breakdown seeing my tits in the shower.
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>>6987124

Damn, you cute.

That's not a ton of candy, btw. Easy to eclipse that amount of candy consumption on Halloween night...
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>>6987129
That sounds shitty senpai. Good luck.
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>>6987124
>>6987128
sorry I think this actually sounds like I thought you have dirty teeth I don't think that your teeth look fine its just that brushing teeth after sugar is important
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>>6987124
lol thats nothing

I have 5 kg of Oboy, 6 kg of various milk chocolate, a few dark chocolate pieces, some toblerone bars and about 4kg worth of Daim in my room

and I only ate 4 squares of dark chocolate today.
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>bootleg hormones arrived
Oh boy
I get to start like half a week before I get an actual prescription
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i forgot i was vid chatting and started scratching my boobs in a skype call
embarrassing dispray
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>>6987147
Nim?
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>>6987149
At least u didn't scratch the fenis.
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Daytime mtfg is slow as fuck.
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>>6987150
Nope, I'm not that cute
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>>6987161
Im trying to avoid killing myself.
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>>6987111
Let me reword that.
I've reached a level of indifference towards most videogames because nothing I own or have seen is novel or engaging enough for me to bother with.
The only reason I play games anymore is when friends want to and even then I don't really care about the game its the social time together i enjoy.

>>6987098
My actual dog insists on sleeping right up between my legs it's a pain
I wish I had a cuddle dog I could hug in bed instead lol is lonely...

Uggo
all i need in life is snugg and kissu and someone who calls me cute and watches rocket launches with me
y it gotta be so hard
sad nep
*cuddles cat because dog won't*
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>>6987164
Yeah you probably shouldn't do that
>>
Why does this thread suck ass?

I feel I'm somewhat responsible
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>>6987172
You didn't post butt.
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>>6987172
My fault, probably.
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>>6987176
I can supply in her stead?
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>>6987172
Who the fuck are you?
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>>6987157
not on cam no
i thnk the other person isnt here
i wish they were so i could talk to them but its ok
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>>6987181
Not good enough.
She post dicc, now we need butte to satisfy the lewd gods.
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>>6987172
Stop being so self-centered. The real reason why it sucks is that I haven't posted enough pictures of myself.
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>>6987187
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Time to post your best husbando/waifu
>pic related
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>tfw ur love of many people scares someone away
o-oh ._.
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>>6987190
there is one, now sass must offer to the lewd gods.
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>>6987200
What
>>
i hate being so autistic maybe if you're a super hot girl people might think it's cute that you're shy and stuff but no one likes a fucking autist tranny
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>>6987187
>tfw dont remember postin dicc
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>>6987206
.------.
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>>6987215
*pets*
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>>6987189
What the same five oned your friend took of you? Can you not even selfie like a real woman can?
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daily reminder that this is what your hips/shoulders could have looked like if you transitioned early
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>>6987215
I don't get what you mean
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>>6987221
Neat, puberty didn't phase me at all
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>>6987221
Tfw you didn't transition early
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hHHe1rD3OKU
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>>6987190
>the one month HRT manbutt
>that ugly thick-looking manskin
ewww
lewd gods probably barfed at this
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>>6987221
just exchange the shoulder and hip widths, stretch the torso and shorten the legs a bit and thats my body desu
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>>6987190
>tfw you saw this first

>>6987226
Its a nice butte to me. And I want to give Sirona a shoulder rub.
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I am 5 months on hrt now (selfmeding) and I am nearly at A cups. Is that good?
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>>6987221
welp too bad i started a 19 :c
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>>6987230
Did you're fucking creepy
Ftms are the worst
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>>6987230
>tfw you saw this first
OR SO YOU THINK?
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>>6987236
>>6987230
I seen it earlier :3
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hi mtfg my new camera came. now you can see how messy my room is in hd
>>6987231
better than me
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>>6987227
Did I get it right?

Over 6,000,000 hours in Photoshop.
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>>6987231
If you started small and built up they will develop naturally. The key thing endos dont like mtfs self medding for is that there needs to be a gradual slope of female hormones being introduced like a natural girls pueberty, resulting in nicely formed breasts and shaping of the body
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>>6987241
BEAUTIFUL HD BEEP
>>
Someone should
Help nep nep
Go to sleep
Am sad now
kms uggo
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>>6987234
Hi Caraposter

>>6987236
>>6987237
Damn, thats what I get for thinking I'm special
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>>6987241
u look absolutely stunning, hunny <3 <3 <3 <3

Xoxoxo, Mildred
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>>6987241
Where are u at? At least you are pretty :3

>>6987243
I started with 2 mg E and went up to 4 mg after 2 months.
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>>6987248
>Someone should help nep nep go to sleep
Snuggle in between me and Carol, the warmth will knock you right out!

>>6987249
>Damn, thats what I get for thinking I'm special
Carol is snugglepup.
She is best girl.
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>>6987249
Who the fuck is cara poster?
Ftms are shit and you know it
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>>6987249
It got posted on the MTFG discord I think like yesterday
>>6987252
I'm not best girl thooo
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>>6987252
D: C-can I snuggle?
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>>6987251
Good. Enjoy the boobies
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>>6987256
>>6987226
I wonder if this butt-hurt, bitter anon is the same person as the one who claimed to be a 19 year old, young transitioner?

>>6987259
>I'm best girl yooo
ftfy.
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>>6987264
Dude your butt is fucking flat as shit and an ftm is white knighting lol
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>>6987264
Sirona donyou have my skype?
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>>6987264
>he thinks his butt is hot stuff
>at the fucking 1 month HRT mark
dude open your fucking fat eyes

fucking hons turning /mtfg/ into /susans/ tbqh smfh familia
>>
>>6987264
Noooo I'm nottt
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>>6987268
Also doesn't deny my statements, the similarities are rising.

>>6987269
...I do not believe that I do, no.

>>6987271
Yeah, okay, I remember what happens next.
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>>6987264
>thinks carol is best girl
Would you look at yourself?
You're appealing to a 15 y/o, fucking pedo
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>people here seriously get butthurt when they are told they look manly
Mtfg is a fucking joke.
>>
>>6987252
>Snuggle in between me and Carol
;-;
tfw no one to snuggle in bed

Whr did snickers go she didn't fill her daily quota of (you)s
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>>6987277
Always is Lain
Hons hate the truth
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>>6987277
i don't get butt hurt
u can call me manly anon
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>>6987274
...I'm older than 15...
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>>6987277
I was happy when I got called manly until I realized anon meant it as an insult so it wasn't sincere ;~;
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>>6987242
Yeah thats about it gj :)
>>
BEAUTIFUL FEMALE BODY.exe

http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1475247222382.jpg

This is how a REAL woman's body looks like you stupid anon bullies. Y'all anons are probably just jelly you can't have her.
>>
>>6987287
>Mildred
what kind of name is mildred?
>>6987287
>>6987271
Calm with the T rage honny.
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>>6987221
I never grew hair on my chest and I swear my hips are like this. I only ever grew hair on my legs really. I started transition (my face is a meme) when I was 24. My body already looked like that, but it's the face that fucks me. Oh and my tits aren't here YET. But they're starting.


>>6987124
I bought a hershi bar for 1.65 like why is it so much :l i only grabbed it because I fucked up and in a stonned haze I ran my debit as credit - even though I wanted cash back so I could buy weed. So I had to make another quick purchase. Now I'm lonely and stuck with a chocolate bar I don't even want. I will probably go trick or treat this year despite being old. :) I like Halloween and I can't hang out with anyone my age, especially slutty hot women at bars - I'll want to slit my wrists. My mom might tell me they're degenerates, but she's a religious hag who says shit like "IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?!"
>>
WHY I DON'T LOOK CIS. FUCK
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>>6987293
fuck off underange trumpfag
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>>6987300
Yep
We need to kill yourselves
Ffs a shit
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>>6987176
>>6987178
Hey Sirona, this anon wants to see my butt :)

Should I post Sass flat ass?

>>6987189
Moar, madamoiselle!

>>6987183
>Not knowing who Sass is
OMG! I literally can't even with you !

I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!

I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.

The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!

Don't be a stranger leave me feedback in my strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676
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>>6987300
Ey, yo, the kiddy brigade arrived an hour early. Try again tommorow.
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>>6987300
Just get a poney tail like me and no one can ever tell the difference ;-;
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>>6987250
kys
>>6987246
>>6987251
ty my loyal fans
>>
Is making a timeline gratifying or self indulgent nonsense?
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>>6987300
you do
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>>6987306
Are you a wampîre?

>>6987307
>Posting chinese cartoon cropped cells.
Only post images when relevant, you can't avatar post according to thread specific rules
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>>6987312
No one here does except ufufu
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Started with an aquarium job that was nonsensible and involved 100% water changes with the fish still inside. Lost a worm in there. Outside the station was a hidden mountain side that was a base of operations for a large population of hellish creatures. Lots of them sitting down disgusted or disappointed. I remember helping a family of disfigured and hairy humans move a large beam into the dumpster. Their daughter was very cute and would have come along on my adventure but I didn’t want to hurt her and her dad was seemingly insane and agro.. The dad was working on bills or something when I found a room with an overflowing bin of inflated balloons and beach balls with faces drawn on and hair glued on. I think I popped a few or maybe let the air out of one and the father reacted with stressful sighs. I asked why they had faces on them and the family told me that souls were inside of the balloons. I thought that was crazy so I left. I jumped off the industrial bin we dumped the beam into and found a horrifyingly large building with trucks going inside. I tried hiding against a wall of it but the window shrunk down to my level no matter how I hugged it. I ran through it as fast as I could. I remember the green humans weren’t as scary as the more monstrous creatures. I think they had a zombie mentality though. More existentially negative beings sitting down in there.. I bought some beans that looked like chocolate covered almonds but I had never heard of their name. The town I was in was called Freeport.. I bought the beans from some red horn-faced humans and started running up the stairs. The beans were moving around like cockroaches… I found a hallway with a window to another room where a smiley faced t.v. screen headed robot was looking right at me. I ducked out the entrance to regain my bearings because I was so frightened. Then as I ran through the hallway the robot was pretending to walk a dog in the opposite direction parallel to me.
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>>6987306
r u australian??
>>
>>6987315
ufufu looks good but have really big body.
>>
>>6987317
Hi Juniper <3
I love you :)

Also, was that a dream? :s
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>>6987321
All trannies are fucked
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>>6987297
Sure they are like this, riiiight.
>>6987314
Stop criticizing my choice of reaction images, shitlord.
>>
>>6987311
I can never finish my timeline transition pics because I end up masterbaiting and kissing myself on the screen
>>
>tfw can always find a date
>tfw can always find a long term relationship
>tfw can never find someone who wants to marry me
>>
>>6987307
They are. My shoulders are different story. I've also got a female stomach and I never had an Adams apple. I will never pass female, but genetics weren't terrible to me - just waited too long and my face got too gross and my shoulders widened I swear double in like 2 years. But my hips were always a huge issue. In high-school I grew a bit of girl butt, I had to hide it under thick cargo pants because reasons..

>>6987311
Depends if you pass.

>>6987314
Idk what that is but I know I'm about as royally fucked as Robin - and she seems to be okay, so I don't worry.

>>6987320
That's straight up Russian kike nose friend. I was supposed to be jinny weasely. Instead I got memed into being a tranny.

>>6987317
You should write fiction. I teach fiction now in a graveyard to students from a nearby community college. Everyone should write fiction.
>>
>>6987322
Hi bb I love you too
yes it wasss
>>
>>6987324
I'm sorry, but non tERF SJWs can't be shitlords.
>>
Uso v tired neptm the
Don't wantb ad dreamsIIfr again
Cri myseklf tobslepp again
I hate my sell lf
Stipid phonep
>>
>>6987329
>i love you too
: )
>yes it wasss
Sounds like an odd dream >_<
>>
>>6987331
This affects us how?
>>
>>6987326
>tfw can't find a date
>tfw can't get in a relationship
>ftw wish I could find someone I could marry and be with forever
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daily reminder that no one here pass except rawr
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>>6987331
Who cares? Like, who gives a shit? It'll be a shitfest and then it'll breakapart. Who cares?
>>6987337
>rawr
The fucker using the manface trip? Top-fucking-kek
>>
currently in a relationship with another trans girl

both pre op and neither of us want to use our own dicks

what do?
>>
>>6987332
>Uso v tired neptm the
>Don't wantb ad dreamsIIfr again
>Cri myseklf tobslepp again
>I hate my sell lf
>Stipid phonep


"I'm a very tired Neptune."

"I don't want to have dreams again"

"Gonna cry myself to sleep again"
"I hate myself"
"Stupid phone"
>>
>>6987328
>They are
No they aren't my f a m.
Literally everyone here believes they have wider hips compared to guys when they simply do not.
>>
>>6987332
you ok? dreams are pretty cool sometimes. maybe it'll be different tonight.
>>6987328
that's why you go to the graveyard so much? interesting. that sounds fun.
>>6987333
it was more of a story than most of my dreams
>>
>>6987337
Dat's edie tho?
>>
>>6987339
hands/toys + bum
>>
>>6987338
>t. salty unpassable hon
>>
>>6987339
break up and find compatible partners instead of settling for each other
>>
>>6987326
I want to marry u bby!
>>
>>6987344
Edie doesn't pass though
She looks and acts like a fem boy
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>>6987341
Oh in that case I'm lying thanks anon here is a picture of the tattoo I drew.

>>6987342
No, it's cuz I was picking a tree to hang myself. Not even being edgy.
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>>6987346
Ah, fuck off rawr. No one cares about your delusions :)
>>6987342
How's you? <3
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>>6987317
how do you remember your dreams so well?
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>went to store for groceries
>ended up with coffee and 2 pounds of sour patch kids
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>tfw you wake up from a dream where you have a gf
worst feel
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>>6987350
I mean that is pretty edgy but I like edgy a lot. So you bike through there often, you teach there, and when does this all happen?
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>>6987326
um...
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>>6987354
The kiddy brigade is here an hour early. You've been warned.
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>>6987350
I don't want to see your tattoo, I want to see you prove that you have wide hips.
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>>6987354
How the fuck?
Also, are you just awful with money or something?
Like, how the fuck?
>>6987355
Hey, eventually you might find a gf.
Just gotta look hard enough
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>>6987358
Uhmm
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>>6987352
i just woke up.. I guess i'm procrastinating instantly today. I have so much to do, so much to see. How was yr day?
>>6987353
I've been dreaming a lot lately. Idk. I think Shy told me that milk and B vitamins before bed helps to lucid dream...
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>>6987364
My day was kinda meh
but I feel a lot happier now that you are here :)

I hope in the morning or something I can call you and Kat. I love talking to y'all even if I'm pretty awkward.
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>>6987352
calm your T rage, son
it's not rawr's fault that you are a frankenhon compared to her
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These are from 1866. I'm going to steal the symbol on the back for my live shows when I get decent at music and stuff...

>>6987356
Tuesday Thursday from 2 to 4 I teach last time 4 people showed up. The rest of the time I am unemployed and arguably (because I refuse to stop smoking and get help for my other issues) mentally ill, so a decent part of my day is filled with despondent biking. However, it's been too cold for a full week so I'm kinda stir crazy. I might drive there. It's nice because no one is there and I can sing or rap full volume on either a "female" or male voice...
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>>6987339
1.Buy 2 suction cup dildos and silicone based lube
2. Position dildos on floor in front of another some 2-2.5 feet apart
3. Start kisssing and touching
4. cover dildos with lube playfully
5. Finger each other using lube
6. When horny enough, commence riding dildos while you kiss
7. Keep on kissing and touching each other until orgasm
8. Cuddle each other and kiss and thank Sass for saving your relationship.
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>>6987361
Because i was feeling like sour candy
I'll make my roomie buy me real food
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>>6987340
Suuuuuuurrrreeeeeeee

Fuxk capytcha
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>>6987367
>frankenhon
You called?
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>>6987348
You're straight though!
>>6987349
Edie passes, she acts kinda like a mix of girl autism and a professional drag queen, it's not that bad actually, just different.
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>>6987367
Heh, I like you bullyanon.
>>6987370
Thats pretty damn irresponsible.
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>>6987342
Noo
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>>6987377
Irrisponsable is my middle name
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>>6987370
At least give him a courtesy blow if he does.
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>>6987363
um..........
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"Sir? You dropped your handbag!"
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>>6987381
Well, you got some growing up to do then.
Its not hard. Actual food is way more important than bloody candy.
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tfw wagecuck
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>>6987389
Bad feel
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>>6987388
Shut the fuck up lol, candy is god

>>6987389
Same
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>>6987366
call me anytime bb <3
>>6987368
do you get paid to teach? that sounds like a fun life but you should get a job.
>>6987378
:3
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>>987363
>Ignored by Faye
I didn't want to have a sissy marriage to get my greencard anyhow.
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>>6987325
Sass what do you look like..

>tfw want srs now
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>>6987387
Ouch
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>>6987392
Trade jobs with you Kay
Yours probably pays better

>>6987391
Yupp
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>>6987393
No, I'm a degenerate.
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>>6987363
Faye, you are pretty cool. Sorry for being an asshole to you. Tbh I didn't want to get on the bad side of Edie.
>>6987392
You are a goddamn grown woman!
>>6987393
r-really? :D
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>>6987400
>Yours probably pays better
Hahaha
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>>6987375
>Sass is straight
Not exclusively. As if!
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>watch steins gate
>get serious tranny feels
why? now im depressed as heck
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>>6987403
I make like 8.38 American an hour..
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>>6987386
Welllll
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>>6987402
Ofc qt :)
>>6987401
You sound pretty fly for a rabbi to me tbqh
At least you do cooler stuff than most of the defeated feeling here. Music making and bicycling is better for you than vidya and weeb shit
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>>6987407
i'll give you two hours pay for thirty minutes of beej
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>>6987396
I look like your mom!
>Mfw
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>>6987407
Ouch, i make close to 17 an hour

>>6987402
>You are a goddamn grown woman!
No, i eat candy, play video games, and wear only panties and nothing else around my place
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why does this thread suck ass?

i feel i'm somewhat responsible
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trips off, who here would let a dog fuck them?
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>>6987409
it us
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>>6987414
Yay :)
You're the best Juni <3

also, you should come on discord more
you're on isla's server now too :3
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>>6987416
only 17 bucks? I wouldn't do it elanna, your time alone is worth 20 bucks, and your mouth even more.
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>>6987421
maybe if i can make out with a hot boy while im doing it
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>>6987420
Thread sucks ass because everyone is calling eachother hon and fighting over nothing. Escape back to nice video games kiwi, get out before you get insulted!
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>>6987402
I don't mind really, the only thing I cared about is she spent time during the relationship creating material to make fun of me, while I was also putting out for her.

>>6987404
Oh...but I uhm you see the thing is
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>>6987421
To be or knot to be...
Knot to be
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>>6987419
I know you do
;_;

>>6987416
I'll give you beej if you pay for a week of food, no less.
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>>6987418
>tfw wanna post my mom
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>>6987430
the poor dog who has to knot you
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>>6987396
Exclusive sass pic
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>>6987420
Ah, isn't your fault at all.
>>6987419
Jesus
How old are you?
>>6987428
I'm still sorry :/
I want to say so cause
if I don't then I'll let this stuff just build up
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>>6987423
Tru
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>>6987431
>I'll give you beej if you pay for a week of food, no less.
You could actually do that you know.
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>>6987420
Because the majority of us spend more time online than anything else and it makes for boring, stagnant, and repetitive conversation topics.
>>6987421
tfw every samoyed tries to fuck me.
>>6987424
u da best
that sounds pleasant but i gotta actually get up.. I'll chat with ya later, love
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>>6987431
as long as it's not a diet cheat week
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>>6987435
Oh why not
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>>6987436
Old enough to fuck your mother
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>>6987427
i'm done with video games, hrt made me terrible at them
i was bottom fragging on a full team of kf2
>>6987436
i'm just memeing
>>6987440
that's true
i hope i become a more interesting person when i fly out to cali
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>>6987428
>tfw Denied by Faye
Hahaha i was just joking
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>>6987435
I already have this one
>>6987436
Yah I do the same, I can't really do bad stuff otherwise I feel bad literally forever
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>>6987439
I actually would consider it..

>>6987441
Nah, I haven't hit my goal weight yet

Anyways back to work ;-;
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>>6987435
>>6987442
>>6987446
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>>6987442
:3 oryx a gril
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>tfw you wet the bed thrice this week
fuck spiro.
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Whould tranny bangs help me pass?
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>tfw you could go out and get endless dick
>just want to craft a ltr with the person i love and buy our own house and become normies together
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>>6987446
Better start playing single player games exclusively. At least when you're shit at those no one can care enough to really insult you for it.
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>>6987440
oh, okay :3
I love you <3
>>6987443
AGP fag.
>>6987449
Yeah, people say I over apologize which is probably true but I don't want people to hate me I guess :/
>>6987446
o :3
>>6987451
That taken in Taiwan?
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>>6987455
SO THAT'S WHY TRANNIES HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH DIAPERS!
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>>6987451
Holy crap you're in Asialand
>>6987448
Oh haha..I mean..you're not American and trump might get elected and deport you so
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>>6987451
Kordi is a cute
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>>6987457
Lets get married Beep, we can go to China for honeymoon!
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>>6987456
Does for most people.
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>>6987462
>tfw just want someone to touch my butt

>>6987453
>tfw want an oriectomy and see if it eould be as bareable as a full srs
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>>6987449
Do you have smug sass celebrating the year of the fire monkey?
>Tfw no fayngles to help me
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>>6987345
looks like those are the only options. and playing with bobs

>>6987347
but I really like her :(

>>6987369
have dildos but no suction cups... should still work okay I think
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>>6987451
cutie pie <3
take me to taiwan someday
>>6987458
when i play single player games i just feel alone though..
>>6987459
c:
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>>6987457
>the your heartbeat quickens just enough for you to feel it
>>6987462
We have competitive advantage in the diaper wetting sub genre of porn
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>>6987463
B-but your love would make me american.
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>>6987474
Sass do you want to touch gts?
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>>6987462
Do you like my agp diapie design?
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>>6987414
Yeah, but 90% of my existence is vidya. I can hardly organize myself anymore. My brain has splinters in it. I should have 3 albums and a book out, but I don't have shit . I also am a movie buff, but never became a director. Never became fucking shit. :( can't cook either. I have very few redeemable characteristics, other than personality - which has a dam I'm in front of it. If I was a cis girl I'd be grimes. Instead I'm just a suburban house cat filled with anxiety hiding under a bed. Don't make me go in reality :x
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>>6987459
Yes.

>>6987463
Not anymore. I was in Taiwan until last Friday.

>>6987464
Ayyyyy...

>>6987476
Hey, someday, when we have some money saved up and we learn a bit of Chinese... I'll take you to Taiwan, we'll go to Ximen, and we'll weeb the fuck out. I'll show you all the most amazing shit. I'll take you to Taipei 101 and we'll shop around, hit up the observatory, go to fancy restaurants. I'll take you to the SOGO department store. I'll take you to Danshui and we can meet up with my Yeye's wife who is an amazing cook. I'll take you all over the place and we'll take so many pictures. You'll have an amazing experience.
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>>6987477
*puts hand on ur chest*
*bmpbmp..bmpbmp..*
see, it was there all along..you just needed someone to help it run better.
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>>6987468
ok i dont really like them
but if they help me pass ill probbaly get them
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>>6987463
Besides if Hillary gets elected she would marry us because I've always believed her and #ImWithHer and I fought so hard against the deplorables in this taiwanese grass basket weaving site
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>>6987482
>tfw had a crush on a chinese girl named E E
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>>6987482
I'm kinda jealous. I want to see some part of Asia eventually.

You look pretty cute by the way. And that is me being honest before someone accuses me of hugboxing or something.
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>>6987487
if you really wanna pass start doing makeup
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>>6987472
I want an orchiectomy too!

>>6987479
Let's! :)
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>>6987480
wtf

>>6987488
Hillary's a murderer and she's gonna die in a few months
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>>6987493
im just kinda scared ill look like a stereotype
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>>6987487
Everyone's forehead is going to be at least a bit masculine, hiding as much of it is going to help you pass. Not sure specifically about your case.
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>>6987497

Help a deplorable is raping me with xer words!
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Kinda miffed they didn't let me eat my balls after my orchi.
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>>6987496
>tfw wanna ne friends with Sass irl
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>tfw cute poly thing with Sirona and Carol
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>>6987499
You wont if you do subtle make up, which is what most girls wear.
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>>6987506
????
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>>6987502
wtf they just stole your balls???
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>>6987506
wut
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>>6987511
They went to medical waste
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>get fucked last night
>fuck again early this morning a fewins before work

wew lass im exhausted
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>>6987511
Hospital use fetuses and baby foreskins, ofc theyre gonna confiscate her balls too. Welcome to the real world.
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>>6987519
"I'm sorry Mr.Garritson"
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>>6987519
Yeah they probably made knees out of them for a trans racial basketball phenom
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s15BgtQmb1Jb

It's fucking suicide, I swear to go outside!
You can't survive out there, that's just a fact of liiiife.
Dont make me leave the house, I'll probably surely diiieee! It's fucking suicide to even maybe try.

So your moms and alcoholic and your dad's a piece of shit. And your girlfriends kinda shady rides on everybodies nerves.

(second verse not written yet - skip to chorus)

So now I live like a house cat :)
MOUSE TRAP!
My life caught me like a bitch slap.
Tit for tat I'll bet we go even...
Dropped out of college, but I had a good reason!


Now I live like a house cat.
MOUSE TRAP!
My life caught me like a bitch slap.
This or that, I'm sure it's in season - dropped out of college but I had a good reason.
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>>6987482
i'm looking forward to having such a qt tour guide
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>>6987481
What you're not doesn't matter. Also Iktf about grimes. I wish I was her so badly. Devon and unknown song are my favorites
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>>6987504
>I want to be ftiends with Sass IRL
Done!
Now, we are friend IRL :)
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>>6987534
I saw porter Robinson live once and realized he was younger than me and I was 18 at the time. All the years of fucking up caught up with me when he dropped this sick shred of bass nectar lights mixed in with his own crazy scramble style. Then I saw him again at 22 just after worlds tour started and he melted my soul. Tfw I'll never do that for others because I am mentally handicapped by choice and fear and very far behind in the learning aspect and don't have time to catch up.
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>>6987517
>Tfw kayla clones os being grown in USC in order to better understand transdegeneracy
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>Every swipe to the right on tinder equals to an automatic match

>>6987537
>tfw finally a friend to do girl stuff with
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>>6987544
Oh God... don't even joke Sass...
More Kaylas sounds like hell
>>
>tfw the hair stylist said you had hair that some girls would kill for
that felt nice ^^
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>>6987549
We should clone Red son her girlfriend can't hog her. I miss red.
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>>6987554
I think being with Kaylee makes Red happy.
We should be happy for Red as she is with someone she loves deeply. To be other than happy for her is rather selfish, I feel.
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>>6987558
Lol, you have no idea what you're talking about, Carol.
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>>6987559
Oh... if I have the wrong impression I do apologize.
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>>6987559
hi
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>>6987558
I'm happy for her, but I refuse withdraw my motion.

All in favor of cloning red say I :)
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>>6987486
>tfw you feel your cheeks flush and a smile creeps on your face that you can't get off
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>>6987516
Me & Sirona have been talking.
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>>6987567
post
wut
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I miss 5ass :(
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>tfw you suck at drawing so everything you draw is too deep for you
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>tfw no russian rapper bf
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>>6987568
Add me on discord Calder #3645
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>>6987580
Eh, why not
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>>6987337
Where the heck is nim and other qt trips
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>>6987590
a-am i qt?
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>>6987591
To be fair I don't know you. But that's ok you are probably fine.

>>6987569
I love that kind of art style. Such pretty color composition.
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>>6987590
NIKY U LOK LIKE ALL mY EASTEDn EuROPeAN COLLEAGUesS ESpEcIALLy THIS REAlLY CuRvy pOLIsH GIRL!!!

TeAch me polish
>>
Sometimes I wish we had more liberal gunrights in Germany so I could just end these fuckers who play loud music at night.
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>>6987337
But rawr doesn't pass.
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>>6987597
If you can't defend yourself and your property, you live precariously and at others' discretion. There is no legitimate rationale for banning or restricting firearms except in certain designated areas that no-one is forced to visit.
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>>6987600
Thats rawr? Surely thats an old photo?
If not
Kekkkkk
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>>6987596
kurwa - bitch (as in lady who sell herself) but used the same way like fuck in English.
spierdalaj - used mostly when you have express 'Have a nice day' meaning
Gej - gay
Pedal - faggot
Zboczeniec - tranny
>>
>>6987597
Sometimes I wish we had more liberal gunrights so I could shoot myself.
>>
>>6987519
But that's theft! D:
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>>6987590
y-you think im qt?

o///o
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good"morning"
how are you holdin up?
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okay so SOME FRICKING ASSHAT ALMOST DROVE HIS STUPID BIKE INTO MY DOGGO
i hATE EDGY TEENAGERS SO MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>6987610
Mesolithic photo.

>>6987616
i wet the bed...
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>>6987611
>tfw heard Zboczeniec before
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>>6987615
In the inside for sure. I'm all rotten there. Hai!
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>>6987617
Wreck his bike
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>>6987616
very very tied =_=;;

>>6987617
kill.him.
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>>6987624
Korra when are you gonna release the names of the pricks who broke your teeth?
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Does washing your hair every 3 days mean you wash at the end of the third day or the forth day?
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>>6987610
Nope, it's a pretty recent one. He's three years on hormones, kek.
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subway is delicious
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>>6987628
Even there she looked pretty. Rawr is lucky girl.
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>>6987622
o-oh

thanks, but you're really nice too!

how you been? :)
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>>6987623
>>6987624
if i find that meanie I WILL PUNCTURE HIS TIRES!

>>6987616
tired and cynical, though i am hopeful as I'll be calling the gender team people for an appointment next week
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>>6987627
Every third day.

Wash, don't, don't, Wash, don't, don't, etc.
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>>6987590
How do I look as good as you?
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>>6987630
Girls aren't completely bald from DHT, kek.
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>>6987629
>mfw love every kind of food
>mfw can't eat anything cus I gain very easy.
>eat once a day otherwise my weight would go up very quickly.
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>tfw shit hairline so can't pull hair back until i get surgery
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This is Nim, right?
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>>6987635
I don't look good. My face need like full facelift because it's not tight at all and it prevent me from using makeup. ;_;

But I do spend a lot of time (3h per day) on my appearance everyday. Study what's works for me and what's not.

Eyebrows are the worst. And I'am the only one who can do it right.
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>>6987639
;-;
Try upping your exercise maybe?
Or just gain and hope it goes to tits and ass?

>>6987642
tfw shit hairline so can't stop wearing hats
ever
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>>6987639
i kinda want to put on a little weight so i've been trying to eat around maintenance calories every day
but i forget to eat so often now though so i've been involuntarily losing weight
not sure if that's a problem or not right now
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>>6987644
As far as I know, no. But I know this girl she is very nice.
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>>6987642
Even if you fix your baldness you'll still be fucking ugly rawr.

"manface" is an apt name. Kill yourself.
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>>on tibdr for an hour
>get asked for a meet up

I have a lot to learn about london

(´・_・`)

Also leave rawr alone
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>>6987651
that's not me though? trip got lost
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>>6987649
How do I make her my wife
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>>6987655
Shut the fuck up hon.
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>>6987638
KEKKK
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>>6987657
kill yourself retard
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good afternoon mtfg~
how are you doing today?
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>>6987646
>But I do spend a lot of time (3h per day) on my appearance everyday.
Sounds like I really need to up my game. Also, you do look qt, hush.
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>>6987648
I am other way around though. If someone would told me I need to gain 5kg this week I would just eat 7000-10000 kcal per day. Which is really easy for me.

But for example my skinny friends struggle with a bowl of soup. They physically can't fit it in their stomach. Last time I remember I was able to eat 10 of those.

Seriously I'm like alcoholic with food. Just keep that shit away from me.

>>6987647
It all goes to my belly and my arms preventing me from wearing shitload of clothes
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>>6987646
you look fine nikky, don't go overboard!
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>>6987653
Don't get rayped, watch your drink, have fun ^^

>>6987661
I'm ok, how's things with your mom?

>>6987665
>It all goes to my belly and my arms preventing me from wearing shitload of clothes
I'm so sorry ;-;
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>>6987661
hey ediee
hru bae?
>>6987665
yeah, i get the struggling to eat food sometimes.. it's kind of a problem but at the same time a blessing because i don't want to end up at 210lbs ever again in my life
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>>6987661
Tindr is fun
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>>6987659
I'm not retarded enough to think I'm a girl when I'm fucking bald.
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>>6987668
But I'm getting better. 22 BMI right now (from 30) going for 18-19.

It's amazing feeling that the thinner I'm the more things I can wear. But yeah not eating foods sucks.
>>
>>6987569
Tell me about your cock adventures pleeese!

>>6987566
U know the only logical trip to marry is Sass.
>Only Sass shitposts at Faye Level
>Sass looks arab, but isn't
>Sass has intelligence knowledge and culture
>Sass can speak 3 languages
>Marrying Sass will piss off conservative relatives
>Sass will put Faye Mom in her place.
>Sass is loyal AF
>Sass does not fuck around, figuratively or literally
And last but not least
>Sass will accompany and guide you in degenerate cock choking adventures.

If I can't convince you with these solid gold facts then maybe u don't deserve me.
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>>6987668
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>>6987619
do u wear diaps
>>6987632
good luck with your appointment :D
>>
>>6987677
5ass do you have skype?
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>tfw qt traps are posting in /int/ and i'll never pass as greatly as them
just heck me up, desu senpaichi

>>6987680
thank u ôuô
>>
>>6987668
we can get raped on tinder? i gotta download it, i can finally be useful to someone
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>>6987668

my mom? :o things are great lol

>>6987670

i'm okie bb. woke up hella late. finally not high anymore. weed makes me sleepy.
also my boi seems hella depressed at his job lately, i feel for him. das what i woke up to mostly.
hru bb?

>>6987673

tru
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>>6987582
Nvm
>>
>Tfw you have to settle for being a boy until your hair grows out
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>>6987674
I love you anon, but please stop bullying. You can get attention in other ways, y'know?

How's your day going?

>>6987675
I really need to lose belly fat, I didn't starve myself properly before starting hrt and it's been haunting me ever since x.x

Congrats on losing weight though!

>>6987679
Spaghetti!
He seemed to take it well tho ^^
>>
>>6987694
Hm?
>>
>>6987680
>do u wear diaps
I probably should do something, but not that.

>>6987689
You can get raped if you go out drinking with people you meet on tindr

>>6987690
Good to hear!
>>
>>6987699
You & Sirona are safe together :/
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>>6987698
Pointing out your retarded delusions isn't bullying, rawr.
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>>6987690
aww that sucks, jobs are lame, i feel for him too but at the same time i can't wait to get working again and have reliable income
i'm ok, just procrastinating on this move to cali
i don't feel like planning it all out but i need to figure out how i'm getting the big stuff over there
i was figuring i'd just get someone to ship my computer for me but i don't wanna be with a computer for that long when i get over there..
i got the one way ticket for $160 tho, that was a steal
>>
>>6987705
not rawr, just an anon. I wish I only had rawr's problems.
>>
>>6987704
Hm?
>>6987705
i keep kekkling.
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>>6987706

yeee. i'm trynna be supportive but idk how jobs and stuff work with normies so i'm just like 'ur a smarty, u can do whatevr u want!!' lmao
and wait, so why are you moving to cali and who are you moving with??
>>
>ywn be loved the way you dream of being loved
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>>6987708
Why anyone want to be ugly and bald?

This is how I can tell you're rawr.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11335975
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>>6987710
i wanted 2 date sirona but she doesnt do long distance
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>>6987721
Oh. American?
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>>6987714
how do you dream of being loved? ^^
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>>6987683
alessiafova
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>>6987713
that's a really cute pic
yea i know what you mean, it's kinda hard to be supportive when you can't relate
i'm moving to cali because i'm getting evicted here and i have a place with cordelia over there, plus there's a lot of opportunities over there so like yea.. why not
i'll go to uni, get my license, get a job again, all this stuff i should have already done and get my life together
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>>6987724
Ye
Nobody in my area though. I doubt anyone would be with me even if there was someone right next to me.
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>>6986958
>tfw you look like a lumberjack in Sweden but you just want to be a cute girl
med mer hår än harambe
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>>6987737
I didn't know you still post here
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new thread
>>6987745
>>6987745
>>6987745
>>6987745
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>>6987728
My name is Breezne currently
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>>6987744
This is my first time posting on lgbt
>>
I'm bored as hell, how do I join the discord meme
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>>6986472
im there with you man. worked at mcdonalds for years worked the back window the whole time constantly told "thank you maam" and "who was that girl with the nice voice i wanna give her a tip" hear the whole crew laughing the whole time,every time. pretty much told i must be gay cause i have no gf despite apparently the good looks i have and nice proper manners" fucking.internal.screaming.intensifies.
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>>6988049
https://discord.gg/nwXth9Q
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