South Australian Superblackout edition
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old thread >>6974000
u didn't put mtfg anywhere in the title
ok
How do you actually fook up leaving out /mtfg/ in the subject
First for snickerdoo a pretty princess
>>6975950
>Cause it fun and funny.
Guess I can't hold that against you.
>>6975948
It's just aussie shitposting m8
>not pasta edition
:c
What do I look like, a guy, a girl, a faggot etc.?
https://unsee.
cc/dizomeba/
Was on the phone with my mother. She went to the funeral of a distant cousin. She was talking about how she didn't recognize some family members she hadn't seen in years and told me that if I'd show up to such a gathering, everyone would ask who's that girl... I think she's slowly realizing my looks have actually changed...
is it true that isla dead?
>>6975946
I can think of worse ways to die.
do it
>tfw no diaper wearing, pacifier sucking, bottle feeding, stuffie hugging, cuddle loving, baby talking gf
>>6976003
My mother named me after a black kid. She's a schoolteacher and she had just met black people for the first time when she was expecting me and she thought their son, who was in her class, was cute and funny so that's how I ended up with a Jewish name...
>>6975979
oddly enough your face is pretty convincing
it's your shoulders that out you
>tfw you asked your mother what she thinks misgendering you after you have a vagina will do to you
>>6976021
Yeah my shoulders are pretty big.
I thought my face was pretty masc in that one tho
>>6976025
Mine tries her best not to. She thinks accidentally misgendering me in front of strangers would make them think she's insane...
>>6975990
properly titled
>>6976031
masculine features don't make or break the image
everything works in conjunction, but some things are more apparent than others, like your shoulders
maybe grow your hair out or something?
>>6976040
Oh ok that's really good news. That's my boymode BTW.
I'm still growing out my hair. It has no style so I just keep it tied back.
Anything else I may not have noticed?
>>6976057
dunno dude, photos aren't the gold standard of illusion
>>6975991
Noo my plushie queen. :c
>>6976025
do you have a date yet?? this is all happening so fast
>>6976062
Tru
I get gendered female like that enough so I guess just keep going on.
Thanks for the feedback
Wtf we got deleted
i guess this is our home now
i lov pook
Why me idiot reloaded x_x to lazy to look through the archive
where are we?
>>6976180
Hell
what even are these threads
>>6976190
how am i going to trade peruvian woven grass flutes if idk what thread to be in
vanuatu edition
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old thread >>6974000
>>6976200
really senpai?
>>6976200
LMAO
high/10
>>6976200
rip
>>6976200
lmao i give up
>>6976200
nim why
>>6976200
You tried.
I feel really weird for going 4 days without weed.
I gave a 1gram joint to some random dude my best bud is friend with... and now I'm a weed dealer because of it...
How the fuck does that even work?
>>6976200
>mtfgception
we'd probably just lost any new thread to the janitors, we may as well use up this one
mtfg is over finally our spirits will rip in peace
>>6975938
If you can't make the thread correctly then don't fucking make it
DEAD
SAME TIME
EVERY LATE AFTERNOON
>>6976017
Damn..
>>6976211
hi cordi
>>6976200
it's ok, you tried~!
ya guys cant even make threads anymore what are your brains filled with? cum?
>>6976238
Yep. Especially Nim's.
>>6976238
>cum?
I wish ;_;
Mtfg cute edition
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Last thread >>6976200
>>6976211
Dw when you have your next joint you'll be higher than you've been in ages.
goodmorning thread
hope all is well for you on this bitch of an earth
>>6976248
are you kidding me im going to kill all of you
>>6976250
I want to stay off weed for a while.
>>6976259
Wow, rude. Anon's trying her best.
Mtfg dead meme edition
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old bred >>6976248
>>6976235
Well hey there, Babe.
>>6976252
it's all the better for your return!
>>6976068
it says shes online on skype
but she isnt responding
>tfw stomach tingles when thinking about boys
>>6976269
>tfw getting called babe by cordi
>therapist tells me to get out more
>decided since this is my day off from work to go treat myself
>dying for dairy queen
>drove to one and went inside
>ordered 2 chili cheese dogs and an Oreo blizzard
>sat down to eat in a booth for the first time in years
>food was good, ice cream was even better
>all of a sudden two 40 year old men and sons walk in to the place dressed up in baseball clothes
>the kids go to order and the men sit at the table next to me
>automatically I could tell they were staring at me
>both looked at me like I had told them santa wasn't real
>like they were full blown eyeballing me
>then the kids sat down
>the guys whispered to them and then they too were staring at me
>I was just trying to have a meal
>now all 4 of them were giving me a straight on evil eye
>I decided to leave and almost tripped because they made me feel afraid
>when I got to my truck they all ran out and stood on the curb
>as I pulled away one of them called me a freak
I am fucking sick of this, I never honestly thought that people would do this shit to me but here I am getting either hit on in one situation or picked on in another.
>>6976260
Good idea
I became paranoid and social phobic. Not that everyone will get this but the dangers are underestimated.
>>6976271
Ugh there can be a hundred reasons for this r-right?
>>6976286
You were in a truck, you could have taken them all out.
>>6976286
Newsflash, the world is cruel.
>>6976286
>>6976286
dont sweat it kay. happens to all of us honestly
>>6976291
omfg
>>6976291
I don't want problems, i try to keep as low a profile irl as possible. Why the fuck do cis guys give a shit how I look? God damn didn't anyone tell them to mind their own business?
tfw pook crush
>>6976287
anon, I was stoner for 3 months...
I just need to get a job and lessen my tolerance.
>>6976290
i dont whant her to be gone
please let her be ok....
>>6976291
wow too soon
tfw webcam in the mail
tfw camgirl
>have to get my IV moved
>takes em 6 fucking times
I just wish I had someone to talk to to kill the time I'm I'm stuck here waiting for IV fluids to go into me.
>>6976286
ugh that sounds terrible
it just got progressively worse
two chilli dogs.. then an OREO blizzard?
nah but seriously that's pretty cruel of them
>>6976302
wanna diap fite?
>>6976312
amy its going to be ok
>>6976297
hi pookie
>>6976303
pew pew
>>6976312
Drink more water then, dumbass.
I'm being mean because I think you're ugly.
>>6976295
really? but why? I mean wtf why now do people pay attention to me? Before hrt I was invisible
>>6976318
HI SCIENCE TEACHER
>>6976318
how do i stop being an annoying person .-.
>>6976301
if only life was a japanese cartoon
find some friends, go out in groups
>>6976325
you say woof :3 when I call you a good pup
good pup
>>6976301
Don't worry about it, it's just the world we live in. People are dicks.
>>6975938
I h8 your thread making skills anon and I hope your HRT gives you puffy nipples and cone tits
>>6976303
Arm trans women (who aren't social)!
Don't disarm cops!
>>6976323
hi kitten
>>6976324
hey punk
>>6976325
why do you think youre annoying?
/mtfg/ Me, Myself and I Edition.
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Ye olde thread >>6976268
>>6976335
Phone being shitty with autocorrect. Meant to say "who aren't suicidal"
>>6976336
p-pls
me irl rn
>>6976341
ily cfh
i cant stand cfh
>>6976344
Hm?
I just copied the previous op
>>6976310
Maybe she played Asphyxia all night long and is sleeping now?
>>6976347
*pets the pupper *
>>6976336
Hey sexy.
kiwi is an important transexual
>>6976345
O RLY?
>>6976345
maybe she just wants to sit then
>>6976351
she was fine last night
i bet she's just a sleepy little isla
>>6976360
Yo, pookie... Do you want me to make you extra joints to take home?
Also, wanna have a 3some?
>>6976357
impotent *
>>6976363
>but why do people feel the need to butt in to my life all of a sudden?
You know why, just focus on not letting it kill you.
>>6976286
We must make the normies pay
>>6976363
#Conetitclub2k16
>>6976363
because they either want to fuck you or be you
>>6976365
yes and yes
I only sub tho :sob:
>>6976374
but ur a normie now! silly
POST FAYENGLE PICS
>>6976370
Agreed
>>6976378
fayenlge dun look gud on me :/
>>6976325
you think a bit more about what you were going to say before you actually say it
>>6976365
Where is this stoner party, I want in
part 1
http://www.strawpoll.me/11323234
part 2
http://www.strawpoll.me/11323269
>>6976374
Yeah you do, don't insult your own intelligence or force me to debase myself by explaining very fundamentals of human behavior.
"Why" literally doesn't matter, what matters is developing working coping strategies for when it does happen.
>>6976381
same it makes my nose look big :sob:
>>6976386
I wouldn't eat alone in a restaurant if you paid me
my personal hell 2bh
you've got bigger balls than me
>>6976381
POST ANYWAY
>>6976383
You're not invited. It's for my inner circle only.
>>6976377
Well, then you can suck my dick.
>>6976389
maeve looks like a qt anyway
If you could make one poster your gf, who would it be?
I'd pick maeve.
>>6976400
Dana.
Good morning mtfg
>>6976400
Kiwi
>>6976400
maeve
>>6976400
id make elanna my bf
>>6976400
elanna
trying to install skype but my download speed is 1 bite per hout famalama
>>6976400
elanna's roommate
>>6976400
>>6976398
>>6976410
>//////////<
>>6976386
bcus u have a job and a future and a roommate
ur normie now is cool
>>6976389
:sob:
my nose biggo too
>>6976391
but I already have copyrighted pookie angle ;/
>>6976393
w-wew
>///<
>>6976416
okay
will magic work?
maeveous makius girlfriendius
>tfw you will always have ugly conetits
>>6976385
Who's cfh?
>>6976415
o-oh .///.
>>6976421
you need to breastfeed your bf/gf
then they will grow out more
>>6976400
nim
>>6976423
ME
>>6976419
yay :3
stop being mean to the autistic trips
what's up with the trannies that keep their junk and go into porn?
>>6976385
>not even on the poll
Rude af desu.
>>6976424
i don't get why people posted elanna instead of her roommate desu
their household is like bee hive
the waxy bit on the outside is really visible (elanna)
but the honey inside is much better eating (her roommate)
>>6976431
maeve & nim together 4ever
>>6976430
NO! I love being mean to autistic trips. It's funny.
>>6976428
yay~~~ we will get cum everywhere.
>>6976431
>somebody talked about making a new tier-list last week but it never happened
I'm much more determined.
I've already got many of the images collated ready.
>>6976436
It's just everyone that's posted on the thread in the last few threads.
If I find someone that I've obviously missed, I'll throw them in.
>>6976423
The most beautiful hon you'll never meet.
Red pill me on
Maeve
pookie
/k/ordelia
Carol
cyba
>>6976434
Easy way to make money if you can't get a decent job.
>>6976446
>Maeve
really qt poster
>>6976445
is that che guevara
>>6976444
alright good luck
hit me up if you need a pic of me
I am in the hospital and I am bored plz gib qttention
>>6976446
Maeve is ultra nice, really good girl
Pookie seems adorable
/K/ordelia is pretty awesome, also very honest
Carol is worst trip, completely awful person
IDK about cyber
>>6976446
I'm a stoner that lives in Cali. I shoot guns.
>>6976431
who's emi?
>>6976434
good pay
If I was passable I would do trans porn because in all of 3 months I could have ffs, a boob job, and srs. They make mad bank.
red pill me on Lauren
>>6976453
Already have a couple.
>>6976462
but you're lauren
>>6976460
it's hardly glamorous
>>6976457
where in cali?
>>6976444
O, I just haven't trip posted 2day
>>6976419
ur a bully, faggot
>>6976469
Uh... I'm in between SF and Sacramento in a little town called Fuckyouville...
>>6976452
¡Hasta la victoria siempre!
>>6976463
Upload the trip folder plox
>>6976467
I didn't say it was glamorous, in fact I bet its disgusting, but the pay is good, better then what I make in fucking retail.
>>6976470
you're qtest poster
>>6976463
Shit son, you got any of me?
>>6976463
Post folder
>>6976473
Eat my shorts.
>>6976475
why the hostility?
Also so cal is better anyway you fucking druggie
>>6976200
Oh shit I laughed so hard
EVERYONE POST FAVORITE YAOI SHIPS NOW
Dante x Nero otp
>>6976463
Redpill me on:
Nim
Wim
Rim
Dim "DingDong" Dimmy
Sim
Kim
Tim
Mim
>>6976487
I pass better than you faggot and I'm still in boymode.
Good luck with your ugly manface.
Give me your address and I'll donate $1 to your much needed FFS fund.
>>6976481
thank you anon
you are a nice anon
>>6976489
Trump x Michelle Obama
>>6976489
>>6976494
Can you list who you have?
>>6976470
but nim doesn't seem like an emi
>>6976498
i've got a secret maeve collection too lol
not postin it tho
>>6976493
we are the knights who say nim
>>6976494
Y tho
>room service cookies and cheesecake
only good part of being in a hospital
>>6976489
these cuties
>>6976510
Thanks
>>6976400
We hate each other.
>>6975991
Unfortunately enough for me, no
But I suppose its a good thing I'm alive to make others happy.
I'm going to go ruin my life with alcohol now.
>>6976520
>._____.
why wouldn't i want pictures of best girl?
>>6976520
lauren
EM IIS MY GF DONT BULLY K?
>>6976519
Why do you have them saved though?
Like I don't want you to post me at all
>>6976495
you will never pass you fucking man, go fuck yourself you fucking gross fat fuck
Better yet, eat a bullet
Ugh
/mtfg/ how do I stop crying? My roommate got mildly upset at me because my room has my clothes all over and I just cried for like an hour then called my bf and he tried to calm me down but he could only talk for a few minutes because he was busy with military things, and I'm still crying
It's not even that big of a deal why am I crying
>>6976525
Hm?
>>6976525
i want nim to be my gf though
>>6976530
that's a lot of fucks
>>6976528
>Why do you have them saved though?
I save every mtfg.
It just seemed logical to sort them.
Then I wrote that script that ripped unsees.
Too much time on my hands?
>I don't want you to post me at all
Okay then!
I was mainly thinking of sticking to images posted in the thread (cause they are all freely archived anyway).
>>6976538
I don't post unless asked usually, and even then I'm hesitant.
I've got some of you, but I've not posted them.
is nim lauren
>>6976539
why do you like emi
>>6976539
are you telling me i have bad taste or something young lady?
I hate fucking op so much I'm getting a hate aneurysm
>>6976531
Rin and Haru
the cutest guys in Free!
>>6976543
do you want me to be
>>6976542
does it automatically black out the ip's, or do you have to do it manually?
>>6976550
then we would both be lauren
>>6976542
Oh, OK.
I've only posted one pic under trip that unsee I think. But even at that I'd really like if you didn't post any of them even if you're asked.
>>6976025
When you still post in femgen I doubt anyone has difficulty misgendering you
>>6976548
You are one of the more prolific posters, yes.
This is only on my laptop, but twenty three.
>>6976532
Clean your room!
Why are you such a slob?
Goddamnit being an adult is not about "I can eat candy for breakfast!"
Goddamnit anon. Put a little effort into it.
So chara has a pussy?
>>6976463
H-have you got m-me???
>>6976547
I've never watched free....... Should i? >\\<
>>6976563
A boi pucci
>>6976530
Still look better than you!!!!
Seriously though, you might want some ffs...
>>6976554
>YEAH
well your dumb then
but still kyew tee :p
>>6976494
>>6976542
People like you are why I'll never feel comfortable posting pics here, even through unsee.
>>6976566
I think?
Have you posted pictures wearing high-vis stuff?
>>6976570
What up, slutface?
>>6976567
do you like hot bois?
if so yesss
>>6976580
I'm going to have a 3some with pookie and kiwi
>>6976463
wanna trade?
>>6976532
Try this breath in a square thingy.
Make you self a soya cocoa drink.
Watch my neighbour totoro or something chill.
Fell hugged by anon.
>>6976564
Oh gosh anon that's really nice of you.
Thanks I appreciate it, but that 'almost' is worrying....
How many do you have saved out of curiosity?
>>6976542
Post mine! :3
I want to see how careless i've been.
>>6976561
Sorry, I probably should clean my room. I don't feel like an adult tho
>>6976564
Here's a rare pic of Basic.
>>6976559
so ru saying u have more of me?
>>6976584
Nice one dude... You really going to give me nightmares tonight.
I've never been so frightened and disgusted.
>>6976592
Lel
>>6976582
Why not add some sass and make it an orgy, tho?
Lmao
Inb4 honeypot sting by the feds because pookie is a babbi
>>6976564
any of me?
>>6976585
Will square breathing make my boobies grow faster?
>>6976598
Let's just assume that pookie is actually 18 and she just thinks it's hotter if she's 17.
Also, if it's going to be an orgy... I already have the forth person picked out.
>>6976584
well
thats creepy
>>6976600
Sure *-*
>>6976570
>Still look better than you!!!!
I didn't know it was a competition you shit skin
hey im drunk am i allowed to be a slut now???
>>6976602
shes 8 months yunge rthan me
>>6976584
oh my sweet fucking jesus
>>6976602
>Sass gets picked last
Ugh, this is elementary school baseball at recess again (;_;)
>>6976463
Have you got any of Mercury?
>tfw when you're too new for anons to have pics of you
:D
>>6976607
>lesbian
>likes yaoi
heh keep telling youself that :^)
>>6976613
Mercury is beautiful AF
>>6976604
>your boyfriend will leave you
I'd probably kill myself if this happened
>>6976617
Post pic. I collect pics of all the tripfags.
>>6976611
cheer up
somebody likes you
>>6976621
Thought so
Well if you do please leave me out of it :)
>>6976618
I AM THO
BOYS ARE JUST INTERESTING
>>6976613
Literally a supermodel
>>6976624
>Not knowing things about Sass
Lol.... you're so right about that.
You got a pretty good head on your shoulders, kid ;)
I hope you have an awesomely degenerate fun time with Kiwi and Pookie
:)
>tfw no bf
>>6976627
He passes better with the beard than me shaved.
>>6976631
You're in LA! And you do to many drugs.
I don't want to fuck something that'll OD and die on me...
I like you, Isla, but... not for lewd...
>>6976584
do you have anon too? I posted some stuff I shouldnt have a few months ago...
>>6976595
>It's really not wise to post pics here anyway.
True.
Once in a while I'm tempted to post a pic just so I can ask people to judge my passing potential, but then I remember that if I do then there's like a 99% chance it'll end up saved on some nerd's hard drive forever.
>But it's not like I ever use the pictures for bad reasons (or even look at them desu).
Just curious, but why do you bother saving them if that's the case?
>>6976640
I'm also in LA and do drugs
>>6976645
i just saved this comment
>>6976640
i didnt mean for thatttt sillllllllyyyyy
im just drinking right now :pppppp
>>6976643
smelly dumb hamster scum
>>6976636
boys make us feel interesting feelings... down there
>>6976645
Well, some of my pics are already on the photographers' websites, so...
>>6976595
>data hoarder
>>6976645
>saved on some nerd's hard drive forever
You overestimate my data-keeping ability.
But I've posted my pictures before.
The key is giving zero identifiable information.
It might as well be a random picture from google images then.
>why do you bother saving them if that's the case?
I looked at some for a while, but mostly it's just a hobby.
>>6976649
dont be mean to Maeve
shes nice
>>6976651
Really this arrogant asshole?
>>6976653
Ah that's why you posted a pic of a product from Auvergne. Nice new name, I like it.
>>6976658
it was a joke i didnt mean it
>>6976659
hes a hot arrogant asshole
tho i will miss Rider
rip
>>6976663
yes u did
am just a dumb hamster ;_;
>>6976672
smart hamster
>>6976672
:c
hugg maeve
>>6976639
It's strange but it's true
I can't get over the way you love me like you do
But I have to be sure
When I walk out that door
Oh how I want to be free
>>6976672
i'm split on bullying maeve
on one hand it's mean
on the other hand it means i can get a qt maeve gf easier
>>6976656
Do you save anon pics too?
>>6976672
huggg
Red pill me
- Shakira
- Maeve
- Honna
- Carol
- Sass
- basic
- kordelia
>>6976625
You can have my eye.
>>6976683
ty but i dont think about u in lewd ways at all
>>6976672
Ok, so I guess your mother WAS a hamster. But did your father smell of elderberries?
>>6976689
they are all nice
>>6976692
That really not a big deal. I was on the subject of lewd shit that's why I went in that direction.
I think of lewd shit a lot okay. OKAY! GEEZE!
>>6976670
>tfw no (You)
maeve is a good hamham
is /k/ordelia the one who got knotted by a dog?
>>6976690
Can I have your butt too?
>>6976702
Oh, I wish!
>>6976584
are you archive anon?
>>6976683
fuck.
>>6976697
Kordy! <3
>>6976697
ahh ok
gl with lewds shit
>>6976695
Rule. NO hugboxing.
>>6976706
You want to get knotted by a dog?
>>6976689
>Honna
deeply regretting my name choice
i made it to easy
>>6976252
>>6976313
>>6976672
>>6976643
Hamsters become fertile at different ages depending on their species. Both Syrian and Russian hamsters mature quickly and can begin reproducing at a young age (4–5 weeks), whereas Chinese hamsters will usually begin reproducing at two to three months of age, and Roborovskis at three to four months of age. The female's reproductive life lasts about 18 months, but male hamsters remain fertile much longer. Females are in estrus about every four days, which is indicated by a reddening of genital areas, a musky smell, and a hissing, squeaking vocalisation she will emit if she believes a male is nearby.[2]
When seen from above, a sexually mature female hamster has a trim tail line; a male's tail line bulges on both sides. This might not be very visible in all species. Male hamsters typically have very large testes in relation to their body size. Before sexual maturity occurs, it is more difficult to determine a young hamster's sex. When examined, female hamsters have their anal and genital openings close together, whereas males have these two holes farther apart (the penis is usually withdrawn into the coat and thus appears as a hole or pink pimple).[2]
So I finally got my first appointment this month for the GIC after waiting over a year! So excited, but also really nervous ><
On the plusside, new dresses came today - life is good
>>6976689
>hanna
she's nice enough
also swede, like my (sorta) bf
>>6976689
Sass is the best of times, and the worst of times, Sass is filled with wisdom, ans filled with foolishness, it was the Sass of belief, it was the Sasw of incredulity, it was the Sass of Light, it was the Sass of Darkness, it was the spring of Sass, it was the winter of Sass…
>>6976584
Do you have kayla's ballsless miss cock?
>>6976718
NO HUGBOXING
>>6976719
>is /k/ordelia the one who got knotted by a dog?
>Oh, I wish!
You did kinda say it
Unless my understanding of the English language has gotten even worse and I've misread that
>>6976722
just stop it
>>6976556
is that bad
>>6976704
Sure, why not.
>>6976719
With who?
>>6976729
idk it might be good
>>6976722
I do
but this is a blue board
>>6976690
eye think you have a pretty eye alice
>>6976690
>>6976735
eyeposting time
>>6976733
we'd be able to talk telepathically
>>6976725
i said nice
i didn't say anything to do with her appearance
but even then you've got to admit that (at least with angles) she doesn't look bad
>>6976613
i do
>>6976738
Ah lost interest.
when u try to get drunk to get happy but instead you still start bawling iyour eyes out
>>6976719
oakyyyyyyyyyyy
>>6976690
Here's a rare pic of Alice holding Sirona.
>>6976735
I always get compliments on my eyes, I try to go for a "holds all the weary knowledge of the world and can pierce through to your very soul" look.
Although when I look at my pic it being upside down makes it look like an eye in a mouth like a fucked up horror film.
>Just before a dog cums the centre of it's penile shaft expands out. So the cum doesn't leak out.
why did i look it up...
hello is this the trans cult hq? where do i sign up?
>>6976746
Ah shucks...
>>6976748
This is why alcohol sucks.
>>6976750
Carol... stop trying to shame me...
>>6976740
Wow nice hair, you got highlights?
>>6976752
i go for the "tired and possibly hates herself" look
who's the oldest poster on /mtfg/?
oh i wan to die
>>6976760
squek
even my eye doesnt pass
>>6976673
my brain is the size of a peanut though >-<
>>6976674
hugg carol
how was your day? did you get in trouble for your assignment thing?
>>6976678
who says i'm into bad anons
>>6976680
>tfw no hanna to hugg irl
what a miserable existence this is
>>6976694
my dad smelled like alcohol :D
>>6976701
yay
>>6976713
is it bad that i already knew most of this
>>6976754
sign up by typing in a trip
>>6976730
nice butt tbqh
>>6976735
We doing eyes now?
>>6976756
Well, I didn't say it was a shameful thing...
>>6976760
pookie
>>6976740
pretty kiwi
>>6976734
It's okay
Just post it on imgur or unsee instead, friend
>>6976762
Isla :c i wish i could help you somehow
>>6976765
I skipped class for therapy and posted on 4chan instead
I'm a bad student >_>
>>6976766
qt hanna
>>6976760
Syndie/Squeak is 51. I think I'm second oldest at 38.
>>6976764
>dudeeyelid
>dudepupil
>dudeeyebrows
>noticeable browridge
tbqh
>>6976776
you're a qt meth cook pooku
>>6976776
lets throw stones at the police together ^-^
>>6976781
Pookie x Kiwi x /k/ordy
No one else posting butt?
Does my butt pass? c:
eyes are fun
>>6976776
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>6976791
>>6976776
My eyes are super dark.
>>6976792
mommy
>>6976765
>who says i'm into bad anons
i wasn't gonna bully you
i was just gonna profiteer off of it
how could i bully a qt?
>>6976792
Cis eyes don't count!
>>6976782
are you cfh with a new trip or someone different
>>6976796
boybutt desu
nah that's ufufu
>>6976808
pooki
>>6976776
whoa those are pretty beautiful
>>6976740
your eyes look like kiwis
:D
>>6976734
Pls pls post it already, fammyfam
>>6976779
qt nim!
>>6976790
kiwi in the middle?
sounds like fun
>>6976808
y-you too <3
>>6976813
that's where i got the name!
Should do my brows but im afraid ill mess them up
>>6976805
Eye am.
>>6976808
>>6976813
hugg eyeball
>>6976822
What filter is that?
Butt posting?
https://unsee.cc
/duripase
>>6976827
Lots of makeup and cropping from a much larger pic.
>>6976796
I want to plow that butt...
>>6976827
Gaussian Blur?
>>6976833
that's a nice butt
>>6976833
Cut the label out of those
>tfw manhands
https://unsee.cc
/razopigu/
>>6976815
https://unsee.cc
/zagimube/
tfw scared
>>6976840
jlol ur a fucking faggot nigger
>>6976844
I haven't cut the label off my new vagina. It's a collector's item.
>>6976849
ballsless?
Clover says posts will occur "in 1 hour" wtf
>>6976849
This one is from the old crossdressing era tbqh. I guess you don't have it?
t. Kayla expert
>tfw just want to nap through hospital stay but it's ot as balls
>tfw they give me all these pain killers but I don't get high
>tfw I'm stuck here for another day or so with no games and no decent
kill me.
>>6976722
Kayla lies a lot
someone hold me please
>>6976857
thats oddish
:DDDDDD
>>6976862
*holds*
>>6976857
oddish where's your trip
die die die eeee e
dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
https://unsee.cc
/gasopinu/
image of my gross not good enough tobe a shota penis
>>6976584
I guess this guy has my butt now. Use it wisely.
dude i just posted my dick
nini, when I wake up from my nap i'm hgoing yo o5r45 rv4ything.
okqy, mqyb3 tordql iw mqkint m4 b q bi5 kiiiott
>>6976876
why gf ilsa
>>6976868
It fell off
>>6976411
>ywn be Kayla's bf
>>6976870
I-I want to lick it
>>6976880
ohio jade
>>6976876
why did you just post dicc
psst, isla has a nice dick don't tell her i said that
>tfw late to eye posting.
I cannot help myself.
I miss quid.
;-;
>>6976883
こんいちわ
>>6976888
then why did you kill her ;-;
>>6976892
should i watch this anime
>>6976823
-stones-
>>6976812
pooki wooki
>>6976817
everyones loveable cmon now
>>6976862
hugg lauren
holdd lauren
>>6976891
what are these strange moon runes
do i look like a weeb to you b-baka?!
So can anyone explain why I'm posting in the future
>>6976893
wtf who told you
>>6976894
i don't really think it's that good..
but it's super cute
>>6976903
Your a wizard
How do I make friends?
>when the dysphoria x inferiority complex strike at bedtime
i wanna die. alot
>>6976912
Your**
:^)
>>6976870
>mutilated
ewww
just turn it into a neo-vag already
>>6976909
R8 my eye >:(
>tfw no yaeoo's
if you're my friend i need you to type yaeoo or ill di
wait
i just read cypro causes depression in up to 20% of cases
what the fuck?
I thought cypro was the fucking best
>>6976916
Have it your way, but youre wrong, ya lummox.
>>6976916
Your're* ::^^)
>>6976921
ooeay
>>6976877
"I'm immune to painkillers"
okay
y̏͌ͭ́ͦ́͛͊̂̌̈́͒͂̽̂͊ͮ́͏͍̗̩̭͙̩͎͈̭̫͖͜͝ā̝̤̦̝̱͔͇̦̮̪̥̥̮͉̿̃̉̊̓͜ě̘͈̖̳͕̬̻̱̳ͧͨ̽̀͘͘̕͜ǫ̏̋͊̂̽̐̽̐͌̍͐ͭ̅ͤ͋ͣ̐́͘҉͇͓̺̰̰̟o͙̘͓͔͔͎̣͉̭͈͎̮͕̩͇͔̮͂͋ͩͭ̈ͯͤ̉͂͋̏̾̂̈́͊̂ͧͣ͘͡
>>6976921
yaeoo
>>6976922
compared to spiro it has less side effects for most people and is more effective
>>6976900
pooki
>>6976912
wow what a fricken bully
>>6976909
fug my eye doesn't pass
>>6976921
yahoo
>>6976920
7/10 fem
>>6976922
Cypro is fucking poison
T. One of that 20%
>>6976927
***Ur :^^^^^)
>>6976870
>you actually call that a feminine penis
mine is a feminine penis
https://unsee.
cc/domunige/
>>6976918
ily gf isla desu
>>6976909
>tfw when u didn't rate my eye
:c
>>6976934
qhi has cypro for like a week couple times a year and i always forget to order
>>6976937
I plan to bully you into submission
>>6976942
what's spiro
>>6976944
Kayla I'm on break describe your penis so I don't have to open it at work
>>6976948
Hugg lauren
>>6976909
:)
>>6976918
but ur cool :(
>>6976921
ill di
>>6976937
keewee
cawfee
>>6976948
feel better lorn <3
>>6976952
wtf
>>6976949
well spiro is fine too it still does what we need it to
>>6976909
>my eyes masc
>>6976942
what did you use instead?
before you got your srs that is
>>6976944
my dick is more feminine than either of yours
and i haven't even started hrt yet
:^)
>>6976947
Don't want neck cramps
>>6976922
I had similar side effects as elanna.
Spiro side effects are common and inconvenient. Cypro side effects are less common and change who you are as a person, never for the better.
when someone giv u the succ
https://unsee.cc
/matiruno/
>>6976958
pookie nobody will eve rlove
eme im not good enough to have a person love me
>>6976944
Wew lad
Where are the Sister Balls? :^)
>>6976953
Kayla's peen = Sad sea creature who lost their two friends.
>>6976956
ur always sleepin
>>6976944
where are your balls?
>>6976940
What!?!
It's like an 8.39/10 at least!!!!!!!
I was robbed!
>>6976909
>tfw the only part i like about myself is maculine
welp
>>6976952
Spiro is a potassium sparing diuretic that also acts as an anti-androgen. It consistently has side effects of peeing a lot but doesn't tend to cause the emotional side effects that cypro does.
>>6976961
I used spiro initially until it caused hypotension and I had difficulty functioning properly. I was stuck with the emotional rollercoaster of cypro until srs.
>>tfw no bf to be feminine for
>>tfw no bf to pull on my dog dollar and make me yelp
>>6976971
lol
i should just bite the bullet and go into sephora or something to get my makeup, shouldn't i?
are we penis posting??
https://unsee.
cc/mupodesi/
>>6976979
shame on you
>>6976978
Yep.
>>6976972
gf pls im not always sleeping
>>6976979
i liek lain
kiwi has eggy weggies
>>6976937
>>6976960
The eyelid has a certain shape which can only be corrected by surgery. When you open your eye wide it has a distinct surprised look which you want to avoid. It's also very bad for your retina to open your eye wide in sunlight or for a camera or near a computer screen so stop doing that.
>>6976969
Who the h*ck is doing the succ?
Who's that corpulent lad being sucked off?
What the h*ck is happening there?
So many questions so little time.
WTF MY EYES ARE GREEN WHY DOES MY HAIR HAVE TO DARKEN THEM SO MUCH ;-;
https://unsee.cc
/razopigu/
>>6976984
what's underneath your benis then? how does it look like without balls?
>>6976987
ok im rdy
if I post gt will a bf magically appear?? :D
>>6976990
oh that sucks ty for the info
>>6976979
I can't open this link right now pickle
>>6976969
>using your penis
eww
>>6977000
my mom has a darker skintone than me and a different eye color
plus she's a homophobe and probably also a transphobe
>>6977005
when someone wants to suc i let them succ
>>6977004
it's just a prank
you're not missing anything
>>6977003
da sex
>>6976909
Do mine!
>>6977003
That's haram!
>>6977004
kiwi is called pickel because she has a big pickle
>>6976997
like a ball bag minus the balls
>>6977007
I have the opposite problem, my mum is like Korra's skin tone whereas I'm like Michelle Obama's skin tone so she has to guess what to buy me. She got it right though.
>>6977000
My mother couldn't tell lipstick from eyeliner. She never used makeup and I'm still trying to convince her to learn.
oryx is a kawaii japanese schoolgirl
http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1475099292711.jpg
>>6977016
eye can see an eye in ur eye
>>6977013
post penis
>>6977020
http://youtu.be/NgWn7zbgxZ4
>>6977016
Your eye looks lazy but I think leans slightly more to fem.
>>6977025
my mom has had the same exact makeup routine for 20 years
>>6977024
my mom also barely wears any makeup so i dont think she'd be able to help me even if she wanted to
>>6977022
so it's like loose and baggy? i am asking cuz i wanna an orchi too
>>6977038
And so do you.
>>6977032
should i rly
>>6977030
eyeception
>>6977037
Lazy? :(
>tfw no sex for 2 weeks
just wanna feel bfs peen in me
>>6977044
don't let others convince you to do sexual things you are uncomfortable with
>>6976944
Kayla post it again please!
>>6977048
>tfw no sex
>>6977048
gay
>tfw no sex ever
PURE
>tfw hemorrhoid so you can't ever have sex
i need an asex bf/gf i think
>>6977044
don't let others convince you to do sexual things you are uncomfortable with
>>6977055
>actually I never really wear makeup
wtf why the fuck not?
>>6977020
That's not why, just saying
>>6977055
>u have to make it loose
does it shrink otherwise then? i want it to shrink, i don't care about my future vagina depth that much anyway
>>6977053
its only gay if the balls touch
>>6977044
What would cheska say?
>>6977064
i was just joking sorry
>>6977065
>i don't care about my future vagina depth that much anyway
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
>>6977066
>tfw want a bf to rub his pee hole on my ballsack while he cums
>>6977063
she doesnt wear her girl clothes or style her hair or wear her bra either
>>6977055
Use a very simple routine. Discrete black eyeliner, mascara, concealer where needed, lip balm and a bit of blush. Makes a hell of a difference and it definitely will help you with passing. People tend to think girls without makeup look off, without even knowing it's about makeup.
>>6977055
Kayla please repost! ;_; i didn't see the gt
>>6977044
I'll post it for you.
unsee/nusagido
>>6977063
i think im gonna get eyeliner until i can go to sephora :33
>>6977049
L O L
O
L
only true jocelyn fans will get this joce (joke)
>>6977082
rude
>>6977076
You may as well go the whole way and contour your face.
>>6977047
oh
im drnk
>>6977078
lel
can't believe kiwi has a niggerdick
why didn't jocelyn want to suck him off? i would suck this monster off in a heartbeat tbqh
>>6977074
>bfs ejaculation is really explosive
>best kind of ejaculation
>>6977088
in the name of sheen
of course
>>6977085
That's a bit too much for going to work or grocery shopping.
>>6977086
im gona get u a blanket and some milkies
Who has the most feminine benis on /mtfg/?
>>6977089
why you post a pic of a child when you say that
>>6977094
I want some nim milk too pls
>>6977096
desu I kno who
i'm going to bed
'night
>>6977090
in the name of sheen, indeed
>>6977096
elanna/cfh/phien/eleri
>>6977085
That's a really low intensity routine. It's pretty much what I do. (except i use liquid liner and often fuck up at first so I "fix it" and end up with a bit too much but it doesn't stop me passing)
I did experiment with contouring and strobing though. I liked how it looked but i ran out of powder for it.
>>6977094
EMI EMI <333
>>6977096
i am a feminine benis
>>6977104
now post them
>>6977104
Elanna has a bagina
CFH is too old to have a feminine benis
phien has a hontinkler
eleri, I don't think eleri ever posted her benis here
>>6977097
that's her walking thorugh the cum
>>6977113
they all have bagina
>>6977098
GIVING AWAY BOTTLES OF NIM MILK
LIMITED TIME OFFER
kayla's dick
unsee.cc
/zonubasi/
i want a bagina
;_;
>>6977121
PLS
>>6977121
oh my gawd
thats all nim-produced?
>>6977117
Just don't go for blue eye shadow and bright red lipstick and it'll do you a world of good and make it less likely that you're made fun of.
>>6977121
can i have one
>>6977121
GIVE
>>6977130
i didnt. but thats fine though-
>>6977129
can i have hug
>>6977136
hugg
Is my fenis beminine?
https://unsee.
cc/minuboda/
>>6977124
>that tacky granny dress
>that bland background
pretty accurate tbqh
>>6977124
this is kayla's dick from before her orchi https://unsee.
cc/bimosaze/
>>6977126
here you go
>>6977127
yeah it was a lot of work but i did it all for you
>>6977129
you can have two
>>6977133
ok
>>6977138
thats midly disturbing
what's with all the dicks?
someone could make a gtier list with the dicks
>>6977140
already deleted?
>>6977138
2feminine4 this board desu.
>>6977128
Oh I know that now.
>>6977153
probably a one view affair
>>6977139
that was what i was going for
forgot the eyeliner though
>>6977152
Monsterniggertier: Kayla, kiwi
Stub tier: Sass
Mutilated tier: Isla
Inside out benis tier: Elanna, CFH, eleri
>>6977168
am bebi =w=
>>6977167
:( It sort of works! It's not mutilated.
>>6977167
>Inside out benis tier
you forgot lalalily and manface
tfw nobody 2 give me death
pizza's gone cold
>>6977168
Sass. Post slype
>>6977176
and phien
>>6977121
ill take one!
>>6977170
Bad wittle girl! Ur getting ur internet privileges revoked >:(
Who am I kidding? I could never be mad at my wittle pookiewookie
>>6977168
>Thanks?
You just got #PRANK'd, kid
>>6977177
go to sleep your trash rn doing trashy things
>>6977178
same with my heart
>>6977186
ii just woke up an hour and a half ago
>>6977183
>w< thank u
>>6977138
Hahaha, fenis
I'm gonna start calling it that
if everyone on mtfg gave me $200 bucks then I could get srs
I really really don't want bowers even though my insurance is paying for it
>>6977179
>Slype
What dat?
Alessiafova
maybe one day ill be more than a toy to those who claim they love me
>>6977197
Skype. Mine is dedas.ret
>>6977196
>bowers
whats bowers?
>>6977198
>tfw no bf to be a fuck doll for
is this just r9k for girls
i subsist on a steady diet of shame (and pizza)
>>6977196
i don't even have two bucks wtf
>>6977198
:(
How does a fenis without balls look like?
>>6977198
but gf isla
>>6977207
a guy
>>6977196
if everyone on mtfg gave me $5000 i could buy an island
>>6977214
Hopefully I'll be able to tell you soon
>>6977214
fery veminin
Why all the dick pics :c
How can you all be so comfortable showing you're dicks? Damn I'd never post mine D:
>>6977224
its mostly people posting others pics
>>6977220
When are you due, friend?
>>6977224
A penis s beautiful
I get the feeling that using a trip will start a descent into madness.
Hope it's fun.
>>6977224
i liek dicks i wont complain
>>6977224
it's probably ugly anyway so it's a good thing we don't see it desu
>>6977227
I was supposed to have my consult on the 14th, but midterms reeeeeeeee
So now I have on the 20 something
I fell like my poison glands are never gonna be removed ;-;7
>tfw addicted to femboys
more powerful than opiates desu
>>6977224
post it anonymoos so no one will know its u
me genius *o*
>>6977213
hey maeve
>tfw you start practicing your voice but then you listen to it and start cringing
https://clyp.it/gf2ftvwg
>>6977211
no this is /b/ for sensitive boys
>>6977237
Yes they will.
Good luck anon!
>>6977245
WHOA
i didn't know there was a christmas episode
>>6977246
sounds familiar
>>6977224
Meh, my fenis doesn't make me dysphoric.
Maybe I'm AGP HPD fetishist
>>6977246
Focus less on sounding high pitched and more on... i dunno, developing a "female accent" so to speak.
>>6977251
niether
>>6977256
hes one tough cookie
god I desperately want to change my name and pronouns on Facebook but my parents will see and freak out at me and idk if I'm emotionally strong enough to confront that yet
>>6977253
if u were agp you'd have a henis not a fenis c:
that was mean
>>6977257
wait whats going on in that picc
i love it when doge smears his drool all over my fenis
>>6977271
shame on you
>>6977261
record your own voice in audacity and tweak it until it sounds female
then try to emulate that as best you can
practise a LOT
whenever you're alone, on the way to work, on the toilet
don't be afraid to sound like a complete tit, you will at first
>>6977268
i-its just christmas
>>6977267
b i g
b l a c k
c o c k
>>6977267
>>6977261
GO ON HRT ALREADY SO I CAN MAKE YOU MY GF
http://www.strawpoll.me/11310973
http://www.strawpoll.me/11310973
http://www.strawpoll.me/11310973
http://www.strawpoll.me/11310973
>>6977224
>youre
Are you fucking kidding
>>6977272
he does it against my will ;~; he forced me to be naked 24/7 and abuses me whenever he likes ;-;
>>6977275
stop bullying me
i was never intending on posting it
>>6977276
cute pup
>>6977284
Your're autistic, my man.
We
>>6977287
kiwi is my friend
>>6977287
at least your huge dick will make a cavernous vagina that can take huge dicks
>>6977287
dats a cat, guurl
>>6977286
don't fabricate stories
hey look i found a picture of isla
>>6977287
kiwiBBC
>>6977291
nimu is friend
>>6977294
>>6977295
it's a dog
i'm not blind
My fenis is out there to be seen and shit so i have little room to judge but i def am not comfortable with my tranny genitals and I'm some times weirded out when others are too comfortable nude.
>>6977287
Wait did your thing get posted
>>6977290
>>6977299
true story
>tfw 10 dollars from midtown to my house
Fug, this is bretty gud.
>>6977303
yea
idk who's been bullying me lately
the same person posted my butt yesterday
maybe my ex idk, i don't send these pics around much
>>6977302
>im not blind
Dakota....
>>6977302
woof woof
>>6977302
R8 this kitty pls
>>6977310
David*
im pookie now
hi pookie
>>6977284
I don't know why your getting on my case. their's nothing too get upset about.
>>6977322
hi pookie
>>6977224
https://unsee
.cc/soturaze/
https://unsee
.cc/mibusoza/
hi pookie
>>6977324
>>6977330
you know you could of picked a better pick
i thought i wasnt gonna be the only one posting pics then i actually looked at the replies and i was wrong \o/
>>6977329
GOD DAMN IT
DIAP FITE W/ POOK GANG
>>6977328
sanic the benishog t b h
>>6977333
i dont know how to trip :DDD
got pink eye
>>6977338
nooo! i dont wanna fite fellow pook >/////<
i want to kill everybody tbqh
>>6977345
jus be yusef
ok
holy sht
>>6977246
doing okay
https://clyp.it/znhyyh3o
you can learn to tighten or loosen the muscles in the back of your throat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6ZVBlppFeI
this is average human female pitch.
most girls will talk a bit higher or lower than this.
if you can match this or get close to it, it's mostly going to be a matter of inflection and resonance.
>>6977340
t b h
>>6977355
giving mu best
if we all pookiie
who real pookiie?
hmmm??
>tfw you find out that the trip you are in love with is actually a psycho
should i still stick it in her?
>>6977369
i am
>>6977372
is it me
>>6977369
that would be me
>>6977372
sounds unhealthy
>>6977361
before puberty people would mistake my for my mom on the phone
aren't the effects of test during puberty permanent?
>>6977376
no one is allowed to stick it in us anon
please don't give the losers here false hope
:o
>>6977376
maybe
time moves slow when you've got an annoying ass IV in your fucking forearm. also the constant paranoia that it's leaking is fun too. and my phone is dead
uuuuuugggghhhh I wanna be home but I need an IV drip for another day at least.
fucking how did I get rabdoe from 100 squats
and I can't even go on eight chan
>>6977387
saved
>>6977383
okay ;~;
What's the fastest way to grow your hair?
Also how long does it take to reach shoulder length?
>>6977387
wtf
>>6977394
>What's the fastest way to grow your hair?
wait
>>6977389
>and I can't even go on eight chan
use the onion browser
and what are the boards you go to there?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11324338
http://www.strawpoll.me/11324338
http://www.strawpoll.me/11324338
>>6977369
I'm not pookiie
I'm sheen
>>6977394
finasteride and estrogen
hair growth varies from person to person
I'm natty and it's number 2 to ponytail length in 10 months
im going to listen to low and red house painters and cry lots!
>>6977361
look at me
I'm cpt. sonic now
>>6977387
classic me
>>6977404
More like shame
>>6977394
Keep it healthy. Get split ends trimmed often.
>>6977424
how frequently should someone do that? :o
>>6977424
haven't gotten a haircut in like 9 months rip
>>6977394
from the top of my head pulled down, mine reaches a little lower than my chin
it takes a while unfortunately, but you'll get there ^^
>>6977381
i mean yes but voice training is a thing and i've put huge amounts of work into it
i used to sing bass in choir
basically you can strengthen and/or atrophy different muscles in your vocal cords depending on use, and over time your voice will just.... get more feminine, with an upper limit depending on luck+genetics+effort
>>6977414
no ur fkn not u butt!! >:[
>>6977430
same e_e
>>6977427
There is no general rule, it depends on your hair type.
If it's fine and brittle you'll have to get it done more often than if it's thick
i will now sing the hymn of my people
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
>>6977437
woah
>>6977436
I have two tones, barritone and falsetto
no inbetween, just silent air passing my larynx
is the voice you land on something you choose to use? is it a conscious decision you're making every time you open your mouth?
>>6977451
nah its not rly authentic
i still cant get two exclamation marks there.
vote today t b h
http://www.strawpoll.me/11324408
http://www.strawpoll.me/11324408
http://www.strawpoll.me/11324408
>>6977462
two ##
>hair keeps falling in face while gaming
This is irritating desu
we are all pookiie in this blessed day
>>6977457
At first it's a conscious decision yeah. If you keep speaking like it then it genuely becomes part of your ideolect. That's why it's reccomended to always use your fem voice even when alone or with friends who don't care what voice you use.
>>6977470
uuh neato
thanks
>>6977472
Clips, hairbands, hair ties...
pooks
pook-o
pookster
pookarino
pookmeister
pookedy pook
pookahontas
pookaccino
pookinator
pook nukem
pook skywalker
>>6977430
i just gave myself a haircut
only the bangs
>>6977457
takes practice, awareness of your own voice, and working it out
the voice i speak with changes depending on whether i'm at home around friends, in public around friends, or at work or on a date or whatever
not 100% conscious effort
especially around boys i like, it's kind of an accident and just feels more comfortable to be more femme around them
>>6977479
maybe i should timestamp the next pic
>tfw you look like a man in a dress thanks to your behemoth shoulders
>>6977472
use headphones as a hairband
you'll look like a dork but it works
I'm really saddened by how you've managed to make a mockery of a figure of tenderness and love that was pookie wookie.
Please stop mtfg, you're breaking my heart.
>>6977487
pookie wookie
>>6977487
i am pookiie
the real pookiie
>>6977483
I think I might get my bangs trimmed when I get my hair cut and styled in a few weeks
>>6977485
thats what I do
>like to drink with my mom
>recently switched from spiro to cypro(taken alongside lupron because my doc refuses to give me more than a low dose of lupron because he doesn't know what he's doing and "because you're not a real woman your hormone levels don't actually need to be in female range :^)")
>mom comes home with beer and shoots me a text asking if I want to drink and chat
Is it really so wrong to drink while on cypro? What will happen if I do?
#PookiieNation
t b h
>>6977504
I'd like very much to have your doctor lose his license.
Or just murder him.