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Stories like this? >Be me >Be half black >Be closet

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Stories like this?
>Be me
>Be half black
>Be closet gay
>Occasionly daydream about what it's like to be white
>Super conservative parents
>Everyday other nogs throw rocks at me for straightening my hair
>Constantly hit on by fat white girls and ugly albinos
>Qt redneck boy sits next to me
>Small frame, sleeveless shirt, muscular arms, camo shorts, baseball cap
>Literal 10/10
>Always whispers really creepy edgefag stuff into my ear
>Puts his arm around me when he does it though
>Pretend to be freaked out and surprised so he'll do it again
>Never been so glad that I can't blush
>He's openly says he hates gays, and I've seen him burn an lgbt flag in the parking lot
>So like no chance in hell
>Just kill me now
Pic very related
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>>6971667
maybe hes so anti fag because of that repression yo
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>>6971667
please leave underage faggot

deal with your shit alone
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Sounds to me like you are trans-racial, kid
get on skin whitening creme asap
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I know he doesn't have a girlfriend but he's pretty far from gay. If he is, he's doing a pretty good job of hiding it
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>>6971715
>>6971733
Meant to reply to you
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quit straightening your hair, dingus, you're attractive but you look like some 2007 emo kid. also if he isn't repressing, he sounds like an asshole who you only like because he's hot and flirty. you'll find someone better eventually.
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>>6971833
But I really do like this hair. I feel as though it suits me better. I know the hairstyle is pretty shitty, but that's only because the transformation is incomplete, so it's not that malleable. He probably is just an asshole but he's all I can think about
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Hope he comes around.

In the meantime, keep writing about it. You're born to be a writer. Make him your muse.
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>>6971833
Seconding this. You look like a Native American. You'd look cuter with Black hair. Please do yourself and the entire LGB community a favor and stop straightening.
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>>6972279
I-I really prefer this. Plus in the black community, it's a clear indicator that your gay if you're male and you straighten your hair.
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Is your daddy the black one?
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>>6972234
Not much of a writer, but heres something that happened to me
>Be me
>Got off bus, walking home
>Me and Fitz(Qt redneck) happen to ride the same bus
>Didn't see him on today
>My house is in sight
>Suddenly feel teeth sink into the back of my neck
>Scream and try to run
>It's hanging on
>Its heavy and it's making me lose balance
>I collapse on the side walk and injure my knee
>It releases it's bite and gets off of me
>I think it licked me too
>pitbullattack.png
>I hear inhumane laughter behind me
>It's Fitz
>He missed his stop and followed me just so he could do that
>It suddenly dawned on me that all this week, he had been whispering "Wolf Pack" into my ear whenever he could
>It must have been a precursor
>I gasp for air and look back at him
>He says something along the lines of "It was just a prank bro"
>He mutters something about black on white crime before he runs off
>I laid on that sidewalk for half an hour before concerned neighbor asked if I was okay
>My neck wasn't bleeding, but my leg ached for the next month after that
>Not sure if prank, affection, or racial harassment, but I kind of enjoyed it
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>>6973059
Yeah
>Black Dad
>Korean Mother
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I like your hair OP, fuck the haters.
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Oh you're blasian, that's why you're so hot. DEll anyway, stop straightening your hair.
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>>6973093
What the fuck, this is insane...
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>>6973117
Thanks man
>>6973132
He's been known for doing weird shit from time to time. Pretty stable most of the time
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>>6973093
That's kinda hot.
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>>6973104
Do you feel weird that all blasians are 99% black father, asian mother. Almost like your mom is some coalburner whore who abandoned her race...?
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>>6973186
Pls no /pol/ man. I do feel kinda wield about that. Mom married my dad because he was a military dude who was stationed in South Korea. She wanted to live a comfy life in the US and not farm for the rest of her life. I guess this is how she did it
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>>6973093
Affectionate racial prank
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This is literally a living version of the pol/lgbt thing
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>>6974137
:3
I need more stories
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>>6971667

>Never been so glad that I can't blush

Damn, now I feel bad for blacks.
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>>6974113
Yeah maybe
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>>6974220
I really wish I could blush, but my skin is too dark to show the blood rushing to my face
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>>6974532
I'll make you blush, bby
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One more
>In class
>Fitz sits next to me
>He askeds me if I wanna smoke weed with him after school
>Feel really nervous and excited, but I don't do that stuff
>I respectfully decline his offer
>"Leo you a bitch nigga"
>Says in the cringiest ghetto imitation voice
>I apologize
>He tells me not too move
>He takes out the lolipop in his mouth and sticks it on my cheek
>I raise my hand to take it off and he grabs my arm
>He starts saying a bunch of edgy shit
>Tells me he will shoot up the school if I remove it
>He's actually brought handguns to school in his backpack before
>He's shown me them probably to intimidate me
>I know he has at least one round because of his live ammo necklace
>I put my hand back down and leave the lollipop on for the rest of the class
>As I am walking out the door he pulls it off my face and hands it to me
>Tells me I can keep it
>I suck on it for the rest of the day and think about him
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>>6974558
But it's medically impossible...
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>>6974668
He wants the D
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>>6974684
Shush. Do not insult my wizard powers.
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>>6974818
I want his
>>6974840
Um alright
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>>6974684
I'll dickslap you in the face so hard your melanin vaporizes and vanishes into the atmosphere boi
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>>6973093
Is this actually OP?
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>>6976219
Yes I'm OP
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>>6974668
Just fuck already it's obvious he's gay
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>>6975042
O-oh
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>be gay black
>alone in the world because my entire family are actual gay-hating niggers
>attracted almost exclusively to white men
>expectedly, tfw no bf
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>>6977463
Delet this
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>>6977463
lmao that sounds exactly like my friend from high school
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>>6976955
Kek wills it? Nice dubs btw
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>>6971667
I bet he is gay op or at least BI
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>>6978288
Another set of dubs...should I bet everything on a cartoon frog and make the first move? He seems like he just might like me...or maybe he's just a legit psychopath
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>>6978325
Be the cockteaste, OP. Be the cockteaste.
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Same.

>be korean/black girl
>bi
>only attracted to asians/blasians (only two white girls in my life
>adore this alternative aesthetic bi girl who i've been friends with since pre-teendom
>black pretty popular girl
>she always teases me, knowing that I like her
>never really likes me back

q-q
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>>6984171
I can't tell if you're being serious or your just making fun of me
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>>6971931
Stop being uncle tom you dipshit. Say it outloud, black and proud!
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>>6984265
U-um
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>>6984371
Your people are getting shot on streets and you play a house negro. Cut it off.
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>>6984379
We are kind of responsible for 50 percent of violent crime in the US...
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>>6984240
wha why would I tease you

I know my original post was extremely retarded, but I was being serious.
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>>6986487
It just seems like too much of a coincidence
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>>6974668
CUTE
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>>6973224
Are you Hiro Protagonist?
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>>6988520

I know.

Hence the word same.
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>>6988649
Y-yeah I guess
>>6989893
What do you mean?
>>6989905
Yeah lol
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>>6989973
I'm being a shitter. But give Snowcrash a read, next time you're bored. PDF is online and easy to find.
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>>6974668
Just fuck already
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>>6984400
>>6984379
Let's not forget that blacks shoot blacks more than whites shoot blacks by many orders of magnitude.
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>>6990486
Thanks for the reminder
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>>6990005
OK can you give me the author name?
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>>6973224
I don't know many blasians aside from my boyfriend, but most of them seem to have met their spouses while on a base of some sort. That probably explains why it's like that. Men are more likely to be in the military. My boyfriend's dad was here studying abroad when he met his mom.

This guy sounds batshit, though. Either that or he's too awkward/edgy and socially inept for even 4chan. I was repressing hard in high school but christ.
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>>6990549
You're welcome.
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>>6990665
I'm not sure what I should do, he's a jerk and psychopath but he might be dropping hints...and I really do like him
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>>6984379
>>6984265
You have nothing to be proud of you dumb nigger, your race didn't accomplish a single thing since the day they started existing
That said, there are decent black people
But if you actually believe this kind of shit
>Your people are getting shot on streets and you play a house negro. Cut it off.
then you should end your subhuman life ASAP
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>>6996901
OP h-here, I d-don't mean to be rude, but didn't but d-didn't we build the pyramids?
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>>6998364
>h-here
>d-don't
>d-didn't
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