/mtfg/ transgirl general

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hi

>>6934100
why
>>6934130
hey

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Can someone smash a brick over my skull and end my misery?

>>6934141
me first

Cum

>>6934116
It's called a kigurumi you baka gaijin

>>6934143
Yum

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>>6934137
hi
>>6934143
cum is gay

>>6934148
Büm

>>6934150
Ur gay

>>6934156
im gay

Is there a simple test to decide if an experience was traumatic or just weird and nobody's business

Does anybody else feel less sexually attracted to boobs since you've grown your own?

I don't know how to feel about this.

Who wants to ditch their current life and move to England with me? Would require you to be of age and capable of traveling. Need you to be able to shop and stuff since I am physically incapable of carrying heavy objects and walking long distances.
Add me on discord if u wanna talk about it Isla#9989

>>6934136
it would likely be early next year
>>6934127
maybe we would, who knows.
>>6934126
Anytime between december to february

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>>6934158
im not
: (

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>>6934156
i'm not gay

tfw gt

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>tfw fall in love with any guy who gives me attention

>>6934165
allowing murders to kill you or chasers to rape you, why?

>>6934160
If it has a lasting negative impact on your well-being it was traumatic, if it doesn't cause you problems it's just weird.

>>6934165
Dang, can't due to timing :c

Best of luck finding someone <3

>>6934176
>tfw no guy to fall in love with and cuddle while he pulls me on my collar

(´･_･`)

>>6934162
I'm just plain less sexually attracted to anything at this point, but I don't know how much of it is HRT and how much of it is that I'm on several other pills for depression and such that could also be causing that.

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hi im an emo fag
>>6934183
i need to get out of the us and somewhere else.
If someone murders me thats okay.
>>6934190
Thats unfortunate.

>>6934173
Ya u r

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>>6934117
Wake up ;-;7
>>6934118
Eh, not too shabby.
>>6934174
Terrible feel

>>6934198
The uk is boooooring

>>6934176
I didn't know americans liked football

>>6934185
I feel that by that definition, my entire life has been a traumatic experience
Who am I to say what parts of me that are fucked up are in particular fucked up because my brother beat me and was creatively cruel, or because of all the getting fucked by my friends, or just because I'm fucked up in general?
Even without those experiences, I'd still be here, in the same situation with the same friends, with an at least apparently similar dislike of sexual intimacy
If it's all the same, what was it that ruined my everything?

>>6934198
Yup :/
Hopefully you can find someone

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>>6934174
tfw
>>6934201
not rly no

>>6934212
Shakira! I met a very cool ftm. Tonight. Would you like to meet up with them????? ( ^ω^ )

>>6934211
Has someone whose willing to keep me and help take care of me
just not old enough.
so i wanna be there until they become old enough
>>6934214
thank u carol
i do too

>>6934165
How am I going to get citizenship and working visa lmao

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>>6934212
We do

>>6934223
Not this country. Its like Elliot Rogdersville.

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>>6934221
yes rly ya

Who /pretendingtobertranstogettrannydick/here?

>>6934209
Death can doesnt have to be the end but the start of a new beginning .
>>6934225
do trans work outside the sex industry?
You dont need a workers visa for that

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>>6934235
when the chasers become the chased

Falling in love is

G A Y G P
A
Y
G
P

>>6934222
Maybe one day.
Did you successfully move? I remember you were saying you were moving.

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>>6934234
ok

>>6934239
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

anyone wanna skype vid chat?
I took a cocktail of fun stuff and now im eating ice cream :3
>>6934225
U can work through it online.
all u need is a passport
evidence that you have money
and some more other things
its not too difficult
>>6934228
its at a place near Washington.
I know this person and their group of friends that I love v much

>>6934235
watch out you are going to end up happy with a boyfriend

>>6934242
>tfw no bf to cuddle and have him tease me endlessly

>>6934245
I have. Also do you have wassup?

>>6934242
>tfw no sass gf to be your mommy & tuck you into bed every night

Why live

>>6934252
Depends what u took
>Implying you wanna see me anyway
:)

>>6934240
You cannot... Chase the willing?
>>6934242
i lold, blew my mind a bit really

>>6934252
I don't think you understand immigration :/
How can I legally hold fixed address with online income listed on my visa.

>>6934226
i love that album

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>>6934247
u can't just walk away from this

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>>6934259
>Tfw shota wants to gib old man troubles
But you but a child!

If I suddenly start getting a lot of wedgies, does that mean my butt is getting bigger?

>>6934265
Well first you have to know where you are moving

then you have to apply for a workers permit

When you get a workers permit, you can work in the country.

>>6934252
I'm telling you County Durham is dead, you will die of boredom.
>>6934254
no I don't talk to enough people to warrant such things lol. Same reason why I don't have a FB
What's your new place like?

>>6934271
>tfw want my benia to shrink like a shotas

(´･-･`)

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>>6934270
oh
i just did

>>6934260
kratom, benzos, hydrocodone homatropine, and alcohol :3
who r u and whats ur skype?
>>6934265
Visitor visa in there, then once you have one of those acquired, you can work towards another set of visas.
My mother has immigrated and has permanent citizenship in Switzerland, England, and USA
so she knows lots about this
>>6934277
The place is so pretty, there are nice churches, and there are nice people.
Its like a dream place for me.
>>6934278
tfw i have a shota penis
feelsgood

>>6934275
You need a real job lined up. Camwhoring is not a real job.

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>mfw i still have to epilate my legs and clean my apartment so i can be soft and tidy for my qt

HELP I DONT WANNA DO NOTHIN

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>>6934281
Sounds fun
Pic related

Where is my harsh truth anon? What man in panties pic is ur fave?

>>6934278
The whoremones make shrinkie dinkie pooh!

>>6934020
It's not ezpz to attain or sustain, but it'll make you less clingy. Try to focus on things outside your relationship, things that just focus on you rather than him. Good luck <3

>>6934271
No law against taking you on a date. :^)

>>6934277
Its fancy in a fancy neighborhood with fancy stuck up people. This ftm. They are really cool. Pleeaaasedes meet up with them (´･_･`)

>>6934281
Gibme pics

>>6934288
Gibme

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im a sissy and i like to be pet

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>tfw bf uses a tie to tie up my arms
i think i have a fetish for ties now

>>6934287
So you would wanna travel to England
also hailey ill unblock u if u wanna join

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>tfw first endo appointment tomorrow

>>6934286
>Not hiring Sass as ur agp illegal alien Maid.
This could have been avoided.

>>6934297
>tfw no bf to sissy and pet me

(´･_･`)

>>6934299
In a little bit sure sounds fun
And I mean I guess uk sounds fun

>>6934293
add me on discord
or skype
Isla#9989
or
isla.charlie for skype
>>6934297
wanna join skype for virtual pets??
>>6934300
Good luck Purity!!

>>6934293
*Gibs whoremoans

>>6934297
*Throws pokeball

>>6934281
Sounds like somewhere old people go to retire.
>>6934293
Kewl I'll log into skype and you can tell me more.

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>>6934312
thanks senpai!

>>6934311
id pay for most rent as well
just need you to do all the shopping for me
thats the main thing
>>6934316
>>6934316
Maybe so but it has a good lgbt community
>>6934318
Hope it goes as amazingly good as it could possibly go :3

>>6934301

;__;
you couldn't epilate my legs anyways

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>>6934322
<3<3<3

is biking 7 miles pleb tier or cool tier

>>6934322
Yeah maybe
My lease expires in feb and I don't really want to stay here
But you should talk about it when you're less fucked up and more rational

>>6934329
nim tier desu

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>>6934329
i used to bike 7 miles to work and back every day
good exercise for your thighs/ass and just in general desu

>>6934315
I legit wanna take u on a date

>>6934327
Just remember, you need HRT and it is the most important thing ever to you!! (besides purity) and that you need it lots and lots!!
>>6934332
I've been talking about this for like 2 months now x.x
But yeah Its something Im heartset on doing.
Ill think about it tho ya
we can keep in contact about this

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This is a serious question

>>6934347
this is a serious answer

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>>6934298
>ywn hug shinji and tell him its okay that he wants to be a girl

>>6934329
That's nothing. proper rides start at 60 miles.

>>6934298
can someone make an edit of that gif so his face gets so red it explodes

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>>6934279
u need to check urself before u reck urself

I really want 2 get laid and actually bust a nut for once this week cuz i really hate that no women can keep up wit me by the time im half way done they always say they cant go anymore im starting 2 hurt them then i like 2 cuddle afterwards but then i go 2 say something there passed out snoring loud as fuck i hate having 3 nuts i wish i could be one of thoes guys that last 5 mins but nooo i have 2 be the 1 guy that cnt bust a nut unlfss i pound non stop for 2 fuckin hours so thank u god for everything not god can be an asshole all the damn time towards me and make my life fuckin misarable

>>6934345
Yeah sure lets
I was more saying living with me could be awkward
Im ok with it if u are tho

http://www.vice.com/read/i-shot-myself-in-the-head-and-survived?utm_source=vicefbus

jesus fucking christ, thank goodness I only tried to drown myself and failed miserably

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>>6934357
do i really
am i taking it too far lately

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>>6934345
I'll do my best senpai! cuteness soon!

>>6934355
i need this
>>6934351
i just wanna ruffle his hair

Im reallyhappy now
I love substances <3
>>6934359
well here are the basic conditions
id pay for the groceries for the most part, but you would have to go shopping since i cannot drive for my life
you close the door when u use the bathroom
you flush the toilets after you use them
and i can take care of most of the house cleaning
just physically weak so i cant do stuff that requires lifting heavy things
>>6934366
Cuteness and purity very soon!!

Why are there never any black people in passgen?

>>6934235
just look at kiwi

>>6934269
yee, it's gud desu...

I really want 2 get laid and actually bust a nut for once this week cuz i really hate that no women can keep up wit me by the time im half way done they always say they cant go anymore im starting 2 hurt them then i like 2 cuddle afterwards but then i go 2 say something there passed out snoring loud as fuck i hate having 3 nuts i wish i could be one of thoes guys that last 5 mins but nooo i have 2 be the 1 guy that cnt bust a nut unlfss i pound non stop for 2 fuckin hours so thank u god for everything not god can be an asshole all the damn time towards me and make my life fuckin misarable

>>6934369
poor shinji has enough problems without ruffled hair

>>6934375
Alright
And you have the money for this?

Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

>>6934376
passgen tends to be racist

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>>6934380
but i'm on hrt
doesn't that make me a tranny

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>>6934376
Blacks are sub-human filth.

>>6934385
Yes, I do.
I am arranging bank accounts and I have the money to do this.
I would like it to be all my money, but my mom is willing to lend a hand. Once my father dies Ill be set for a few years.

>>6934235
oh wow u caught me

my name isn't actually nim it's dim

world famous chaser for hire

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>>6934381
Time to go enjoy my unmonitored selfmed PMS chills in bed, enjoy your day girls.

>>6934389
Just like you, you piece of shit

chaser scum here, anyone want to go on a date? chicago suburbs

>>6934398
But im white silly willy.

>>6934396
Stay safe puru!!

>>6934399
>chicago
wew

>>6934392
GOD DAMN IT, YOUVE FOOLED ME AGAIN

DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMM!!!!!!

>>6934375
substances are gooood
best thing is my mum knows and she agrees my life is fucked up enough she doesn't object to it lmao

>>6934362
If you ever come across any good drugs to OD on let me know yeah?
And she's a fool should have put it to her temple

>>6934400
Doesn't matter
Racist people deserve to die

>>6934391
Dam
Then yeah lets talk seriously about this at some point

>>6934324
;_; i can't even epilate mine!

>>6934383
I h8 when this happens

>>6934399
Will you buy me pizza?

>>6934400
i thought you were munchkin

>>6934413
Yeah I don't like deep dish though, so it has to be thin crust.

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wtf hamtaro doesn't have any black hamsters

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>>6934388
baka

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>17/24
I feel like this test isn't very thorough and my score is artificially increased

>>6934381
fav cover art !!

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>>6934408
I deserve to die for a lot worse things.
:p

>>6934414
Nahh

>>6934415
Okay but you better get me ice cream afterwards.

>>6934417
Smart play desu

>>6934411
Alright, this sounds like it would be hella fun
>>6934417
because uhh
reasons

>>6934399
Only if we go to Plush Horse

>>6934425
so what you're saying is, you can't grant wishes?

>>6934428
U can darknet order LSD and mdma, right?
Then yeah we're set

>>6934387
>passgen is racist
>r/transpassing is a hugbox
I'll never know if I pass.

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I just went to the gym and beat someone up out of fustration

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pretty sure pashmina from hamtaro is alt-right

>>6934364
no, ur not going far enuf
:(

>>6934446
why the fuck did this show run for so long

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>tfw he calls you baby girl

>>6934423
desu i always liked just got back from the discomfort'd art...

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I feel like I almost pass, but would get clocked hard from time to time if I went full-time right now.

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>>6934457
don't question it senpai

>>6934468
Nope. You look like a man in a 70s band.

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>>6934433
I grant blowjobs.

>>6934475
I don't see it, ngl.

>>6934412
Message me pls

>>6934479
oh wow

...

you sure i can't just get a wish?

Men who fight are pussies.
Why can't anyone fucking entertain me

>>6934421
The problem I see with the test is that the answers seem contingent on the first part being YES and every subsequent question makes no sense if the answer is no.

>>6934491
Nope thats my best talent.

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>>6934497
>>6934496
>>6934495
>>6934491
>>6934486
>>6934481
>>6934479
>>6934475
>>6934474
>>6934468
CALCULATE PROTEINS protein calculation computing proteins

WHEN I DIDN'T CALCULATE PROTEINS THE DEATH HAS COME TO THE GRANDFATHER
WHEN I DIDN'T CALCULATE PROTEINS THE DEATH HAS COME TO THE GRANDMOTHER.
WHEN I DIDN'T CALCULATE PROTEINS THE DEATH HAS COME TO PARENTS.
WHEN I DIDN'T CALCULATE PROTEINS THE DEATH HAS COME TO THE BEST FRIENDS.
WHEN I DIDN'T CALCULATE PROTEINS THE DEATH HAS COME TO MY GIRL BECAUSE THE ILLNESS WAS MORE SEVERE THAN HER REASON AND THE BODY.
BUT WHEN THERE WAS ALREADY NOBODY TO CALCULATE PROTEINS - THE DEATH HAS COME ALSO TO ME.

BOINC / ROSETTA HOME.


CALCULATE PROTEINS protein calculation computing proteins
protein calculator online

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>>6934456
sorries

>>6934495
>"I'd never hit a girl"
but you'd hit a guy for accidentally bumping into you

>>6934497
good girl

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>>6934499
I think we're being hacked

>>6934497
wait

if you use your talents on a genie then we'll both get wishes

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tfw still sad but at least you'll be tired enough to sleep soon

>>6934499
same tbf

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>>6934499
is this the hacker known as 4chan?

>>6934503
^=^.

>>6934506
Good plan, where is a genie?

>>6934500
it's ok, I forgive you

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>>6934116
I've been on hrt for 3 years now, but it never fails, if a guy cums inside me, I'll be turned on for pretty much the whole day.

>tfw your bf cums in you and then just goes to work
Ugh. Just an hour longer... please...

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>>6934505
>>6934511
>>6934512

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>>6934499
Nice double dubs

>>6934496
I feel like I wasn't really in all that much danger of dying
It was just a lot of sex with close friends that I can neither confirm nor deny that I consented to
In elementary school

>>6934502
No
There is a boxing ring at the gym and I go there at times to spar with people to vent my anger.

>>6934516
Make me your slave!

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>>6934517
death comes
death comes
death comes

>>6934516
what is this

>>6934524
I've never been abused thankfully I grew up pretty sheltered. The psychosocial damage is still real. Self injury, self punishment, avoidance etc.
Plus I'll bet like me you're fucked up from growing up online.

>>6934465
yeah
the guy in that is me
i like 'can't run away'
yayaya

>>6934531
You're being so lewd today Chara, tfw no Chara to suck me.

>>6934516
Wait, BOINC? Wat?

I thought this was just high-resolution screenshots from a game or some cult YouTube video or something

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>>6934533
>>6934516

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>>6934534
>>6934541

>>6934407
kk senpai
isn't fentanyl supposed to be good?

My tots are getting very faint stretch marks around the areoli and theyre making milks now.
Did i break em?
Too much E?
Perfect amount?
I think perfect

>>6934549
I got a bit of this, but my bf bites them a lot, so that could be related... I also just plain seem to be stretch mark prone.

>>6934548
It's the best. But how to get it in the UK?

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I want bf

>>6934540
I'll suck you anon.

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>>6934559
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

>>6934495
you mean no one is at ur level?

>>6934437
I do not think u can in england
iunno
>>6934442
awww :(

>>6934565
Out of the 26 fights I've done.
I only lost 2

>>6934561
No you're supposed to get steam games or pizza first

>>6934536
It's a pretty easy way to get dick
Sometimes I wonder if I hallucinated all of it, it's just so bizarre and has never come up in my life again
Like, all these people are just gone
I ran into one last week and it was so strange like "this drug addled alcoholic who can't speak without every word slurred fucked me when we were kids?"

>>6934568
I have a similar track record

out of the two fights I've started, I won both

is it weird to have never been in a fight?

>>6934574
>>6934571
>>6934569
>>6934568
>>6934567
die die die
die die die
die die die

>>6934577
i don't think so

>>6934579
Will you buy me pizza or steam games first?

>>6934512
there's some homeless guy under the bridge that said he was a warlock

is that close enough

I'm bored. I hope a plane or something crashes. An asteroid. Maybe a military coup.

>>6934569
I forgot.
;-;

>>6934568
in high school i dreaded knowing id have to learn to wrestle instead of dance like the girls did. i was, i think the second smallest guy in the class. i beat everyone in the whole class until the body builder kid with 6 inch arms put me down. fucking sissies.

>>6934577
no ive never been in a fight either

>>6934588
It's okay, you'll get the next one ^=^

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can asexual be trans or must be gay or not-gay to be trans y/n (bi is lie)

>>6934579
What have I done to deserve the sweet release of death?
My punishment can't be over
There's so much I was but only learning to dread

>>6934589
In my high school I got suspended twice for "cross dressing" and then another time for wearing an SS uniform out of protest for the previous suspensions.

>>6934577
depends where you grow up i guess. east coasters generally grow up to be rougher people i think.

>>6934589
Most people don't know how to fight

>>6934594
ur sexuality doesnt matter if youre a girl

>>6934593
Ty.
<3

>>6934588
too horny

>>6934604
furoggu

https://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=85
come join us
password is trannies

why do my eyes not look green

what's the point of having green eyes if they only show up when it's bright out

they're like my only good feature come on universe throw me a bone

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>>6934604
you say "all girl are gay" I say "okay" but who is fooling who really?

>>6934600
i was suspended for a week because they thought i was drinking when the cool kids invited me to their table as a joke. i was pretty much a straight a student until that happened.

>>6934609
more like pretendyoure.wom/an am I right xd

>>6934607
hi anon how are you? i love you little anon

>>6934611
well
i'm gay

>>6934617
xd

>>6934618
fff

frrr

frauh

frauguh

>>6934605
Its ok Chara, I already promised to make pizza for you one day already.

>>6934609
damn isla sucks at this game :///

>>6934626
Ill suck at your game if you know what i mean
im talking about ur tongue
im gonna tongue hug u

>>6934605
chara can I have your skype?

Will I ever have a white boyfriend?

selling dick pics xdddDDddd jk hehe

>>6934637
omg isla XDDDDD

>>6934631
she's never on it anymore there's no point, ask in a couple weeks

>>6934638
heeheheheh >3<

>Tfw don't wanna go to work tomorrow
I work at a Starbucks, and, it's very nice tbqh, but, I just don't wanna go tomorrow :/ what do girls?

Are there any actual hormonal benefits in ingesting semen from my partner? Like, does it boost estro production or someshit? Or is it only psychological in making me feel more womanly?

>>6934639
i didnt ask you

>>6934643
>only psychological in making me feel more womanly
this one

>>6934635
maybe

>>6934643
>tfw never ingested semen
Has there ever been more reason to kill oneself?

>>6934652
ingest ur own

Do corpses carry HIV?

>>6934652
Yes, being born a guy.

>>6934657
ummm girls don't have semen???

>>6934652
Get a horse

>>6934644
lmao

I'm right tho

i see all these trans girls with small shoulders. im so angry how big mine are. theres nothing i can do either..doomed to be ugly :(

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>tfw stuffing my face with Jimmy Johns rn

>>6934666
im pre-hrt but i hate my shoulders desu

>>6934611
it's a well known fact that girls are more open sexually

>>6934665
stfu

>>6934670
makes me crazy dysphoric..my bodies the only thing stopping me from passing

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>>6934666
Iktf. Mine could be worse but they're wider than my hips. One of the worst things about my body desu.
>>6934668
>tfw stuffing my face with semen right now

>>6934675
>my body is the only thing stopping me from passing
wow like that NEVER happens at all

>>6934643
If you're lucky you'll get HIV from.Poz semen and you'll be thin!

Fabulously thin when u get the AIDS.

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>>6934659
>Tfw when soap is necro defiler

>>6934675
i started biking to see if i can get these thighs to compliment these shoulders

>>6934689
Asking for a friend

>>6934683
>tfw 56% chance of getting pozzed
yay I'm gonna be thin!

>>6934661
Lmao, what kind of faggot ass girl can't produce semen?

>>6934693
I <3 u necro defiler.

>>6934696
Fabulously thin bby!

https://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=85
password is trannies
join familiama

Mtfg, I want you to pray to your God. I want you to pray that he comes to save you. I want lightning to come down and crash upon my fuckin' head!

>>6934705
do u want me to relay the message to grace

>>6934668
doritos and ice cream today

>>6934701
Nah but for real my HIV risk is ridiculously high. Check your privilege everyone.

>>6934713
i think thats just because youre likely to be a whore

edie literalluy is one

>click on video of a girl who built a hobbit house expecting some kind of homely looking hippy
>its a stacey
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix11VQ8f7uY

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>>6934698
real ones

my headache wont go away :(

>>6934713
What did you expect from barbarians?

>>6934672
lmao fag

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>tfw no bf to hug your tongue while you choose risque cards in cards against humanity

>>6934733
hey im like a boy with bobs

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>>6934736
c-o-o-l

>>6934737
can i be ur hamfu

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>>6934724
Dang!
2 real 4 me
Sass got reck't by harsh truth!
WTF goyim?
I thought we was homegrils!

>>6934717
>tfw your future is an AIDS ridden cheap hooker high on coke
Meh, coke is fun.

>>6934736
Bost pobs!

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>>6934738
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

>>6934749
Oh, I wanted to be her Hamtaro hero...

>>6934743
Coke iz it!

>>6934749
whats ur skype bb

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hey everyone seeing as the market is about to crash because the german banks are all about to sink and ww3 is right around the corner as well
what kind of survivor will you be post collapse?

pissin like a race horse
thank god I can do it standing up

>>6934707
Go ahead

>>6934760
I hope I'm dead

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>>6934757
i dont have skype, just put a sunflower seed outside my door
>>6934752
you still can be senpai..

>>6934752
Are you my harsh truth anon hero?

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>>6934762
>thank god I can do it standing up
shameless

>>6934766
CUTEST hamham

>>6934768
I always tell the truth.
>>6934766
Other anon has claim, I will go cry alone.

>>6934760
LMFAO!
Yo goyim! What up with this whack ass end of the world faggotry?

Shit, German banks don't have any money, they just be debt colllectors with no solid ass assets!

Hahahaha I'm gonna go place bets against them so as to hasten. This bullshit.

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Help boys at the bike stop want me to get high with them.

>>6934776
Marry me anon

>>6934787
Elanna do it

Plant the seed for canada cherry cockfest 2016

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>tfw no bf to cuddle and kiss

:(

>>6934787
say this

"no"

Is kiwicup an kiwi or an cup?
Does in the zealand?

I want to have tongue hugs and cuddles with Maeve.

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>>6934793
now this is a bribe i can fuck with

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>>6934789
No

>>6934791
I did what my DARE officer told me to :)
Now off to finish my ride

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>>6934792
she is an anthropomorphic kiwi fruit

>>6934797
Fuck with more than just the bribe sweetie.

>>6934799
An anthropomorphic mtf kiwifruit?

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Tfw still boy

>>6934793
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>>6934800
wtf

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>>6934792
rare pic of kiwi irl

>>6934802
Definitely not a boy.
Welcome back to computer land smiles <3
love ya

>>6934798
they didnt let me join DARE in school

I WASN'T COOL ENOUGH FOR DARE LANI

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>>6934792
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>>6934805
who dare summon me

>>6934802
ur litterally a girl

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>>6934802
ur not a boy. how are you? at your parents?

>>6934797
when are you going to get a cute pink scarf maeve?
http://www.asos.com/river-island/river-island-supersoft-blanket-scarf/prd/7058732

>>6934805
is cute

>>6934808
o no run

>>6934805
delet this

>>6934788
I cannot marry you, You would be regretful for the rest of your life.

tfw nobody to skype with as i fall asleep
i miss the time when heather wasn't in danger and ew could skype and chill

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>>6934808
anon did I swear ask her

>>6934816
s-sry

>>6934803
SHH is beautiful

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>>6934808
hi kiwi
*wave*

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>>6934806
definitely a boy
i have to move my computer around again since my father put it somewhere where he can look over my shoulder whenever
>>6934809
literally a boy
>>6934811
im ok
im happy about being with friends yesterday and on really good terms with them
but im back at my fathers which fucking sucks

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>>6934814
i am here you can't run
>>6934819
stop stealing my meeeeeemes
>>6934822
hi sheen

>>6934821
do u have a hamham fetish

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>>6934743
>>6933990
rocket engines already had lots of work to optimize them for thrust efficiency for fuel type. Early rocket scientists knew that efficiency and weight were critical for getting into space. All that is left is lightening the materials. Also there hasn't been the basic research dollars spent on rocket design. We do have massively more powerful designs. It's just we don't have the fuel for them, and/or people don't want nuke based rockes fired in the atmosphere. There is one that is the size of a toaster that is able to push a 2 kiloton probe up to .1c in less than a week. It's power to weight ratio is many orders of magnitude higher. The biggest issue is we lack the antimatter volumes it needs to spark off the deuterium fusion it uses for propulsion. Of the antimatter engine designs it is the most miserly. It's also on the NASA short list to test and fly if we can ever produce enough antimatter.