mtfg: male to straight female general

im sad help

>>6931204
don't be sad :(

naraba yuruginaki kakugo shita tame

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>>6931204
Hug

>>6931195
Just remember, you love your boyfriend so much being away from him for six weeks makes you burst into tears.
If they stare, then they don't have that, so fuck them.

>>6931202
>i like Iron men with bloodlust tbqh
Ftfytbqh

>>6931199
the pink guy was normal, the white guy was spaghetti

>>6931210
>>6931207
im still sad

dollface can you link me that image that got deleted from a board that allows it? ty

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Seriously fuck being sick, I can't even stand up without my head feeling crushed by this headache and this fucking cough is driving me insane.

>>6931214
>pink guy
>guy
no.

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what's wrong with liking guys who look like chads but act like david mitchell? ;_;
i like guys that i'm really attracted to, like so attracted to that i want to have sex with them all day long, but who i can watch anime with yknow
who likes pokemon and vidya games and likes to smoke weed and cuddle and nerd out about card games ;__;
WHAT'S WRONG WITH WANTING BOTH

>>6931212
Thanks ill keep that in mind

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>edie thinks the chad brosefs she dates compares to the personality of David Mitchell

>>6931199
Is that conversation real?

>>6931220
a tranny is a guy too

>>6931223
shes just a shallow whore

have you ever noticed her saying anything remotely intelligent

>>6931223
dragface* tbqh

>>6931224
Its an old meme

>>6931226
pussywielder from birth that one

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>>6931223

well david mitchell seems like he makes tons of monies having a super nerdy specific type of personality
so saying it's exactly the same is prob a lie. but i still date nerdy chads!!!!!

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>>6931220
Don't talk shit on pink guy

come with me if you wanna live, pham

>>6931231
>nerdy Chad
>nerdy

you are literally a normie get off my board slut

>>6931223
no one does, he's like probably the number 1 orator and essayist alive right now.

>>6931221
You can't have your cake and fuck it too

>>6931235
Where are we going?

>>6931222
Even from my own experience people seem to be hostile to people in love.
Also yeah it's easier to say stop caring than to feel it ;~;

>>6931231
His wife is a fox. And like exactly like him it's adorable

Dollface passed away last night from AIDS-related complications.
R.I.P.

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>>6931236

I'M NOT A NORMIE!!!!!!!!!!

>>6931238

Y E S I CAN

>>6931239

d'aw lol
that's really nice then. so, see. hot women can be nerds too. wtf!!

>>6931231
can you not ignore me? >>6931217

>>6931221
mitchell is not just a fucking "nerdy" type. that's like saying "wow, my boyfriend goes to church sometimes, he's such a martin luther king type xD"

>>6931239
>people seem to be hostile to people in love.
They hate that their relationships aren't that real so they become jealous and spiteful.

>>6931241
>Y E S I CAN
No you can't. Unless you like eating fucked cake.

>>6931241
Make up your mind, one day you want to go normie, one day you don't. Doesn't matter, you're pretty fun, stay the way you are and do what you will.

Oh, also, great news. Got my paid leave extension. Won't have to worry about that for six months.

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>>6931240

rip..

>>6931243

i didn't really understand what you were saying so that's why i ignored it. i still don't ;_;

>>6931248

so he's a megaa nerd. ok got it

>>6931249

i do
i just like guys who are really cute who are also smart and funny and like nerdy stuff idk what's wrong wit dat!

>>6931254
wtf is this white shit on ground in that pic?

>>6931254
>i didn't really understand what you were saying so that's why i ignored it. i still don't ;_;
I think you uploaded a lewd picture that got deleted in the last thread.
Can you reupload it on a board that allows it, then link that post to me?

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>>6931255

i-it's snow

>>6931258

oh, no i deleted it cause the image limit hit. this was the image.

>>6931254
>so he's a megaa nerd. ok got it
no, he's a historically exceptional individual with exceptional writing and speaking abilities, that he's "nerdy" is a footnote.

>>6931259
the fuck is snow?

>>6931259
but I wanted to see a lewd pic..

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>>6931260

so he's a mega nerd

>>6931262

u-um
frozen water kinda

>>6931264

well i didn't post a lewd pic!

>tfw harriet in animal crossing says i'll look great with a girl haircut and that I should answer as if I were a girl
why is life pestering me like this

>>6931262
It's like sorbet except without fruit juice and sugar. And it falls from the sky. Don't eat it if it's yellow, that's not lemon flavor.

>tfw you wake up

: (

>>6931267
>>6931269
Frozen water is ice though
I don't understand this snow nonsense you Americans and Europeans keep going on.

>>6931255
Cum

>>6931249
Yeah that's it.
People shit on others that have what they don't
It's not that hard to just be happy for people

>>6931241
I'm not sure she's a need as much as just really intelligent and a severe pedant lol

>>6931259
Worth posting again imo

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>>6931268

animal crossing is p fun tho and wise. listen to harriet

>>6931273

;_; idk i'm not a meteorologist i'm sorry

>>6931274

maybe i just associate the term nerd with anyone who is really smart and has specific interests relating to it loll
also ya this guy is hot af

>>6931254
Nerdy guys that are attractive have some kind of fucked up problem because nobody is that great without having serious shit underneath.

>>6931255
Nuclear fallout :^)

>>6931274
>It's not that hard to just be happy for people
I wish more people would just do good in life and love all people. It's amazing how rare it is to find people who feel the same about it all as I do though

woops, forgot to put on trip

>>6931280
Y-You're right. Funny thing is that I've been growing my hair out recently and it's as if harriet supports my decision ;w;

>>6931267
>well i didn't post a lewd pic!
there's still time!

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>>6931282

that's not tru!!!!
well, ok, maybe sometimes. but then there are the guys who are just in between relationships or weren't looking.
guys who are that great are usually already dating someone or married or somethin, but someone has to be dating/marrying them
das me

>>6931283

harriet and i both support ur decision. live ur truth!!

>>6931286

b-but this is a blue board...

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>>6931287
>b-but this is a blue board...

>tfw u go to one lesbian potluck and now u know every lesbian

>>6931289

>things i want the guy i'm datin to do to me

>>6931295
It always seems so awkward to me the way guys like...move their hips and thrust .-.

>>6931267
>so he's a mega nerd
FFFFUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e06CLqDjHX0

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>>6931295
>mfw my bf did that to me Sunday

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>>6931300

i've always found it hot tbqh idk
when a man has rhythm tho...............amazing things happen....................

>>6931295
That girl looks disinterested lol

>>6931300
Agreed. Although im not really in to guys so idk what others actually would like.

>>6931295
he looks so strong.
hot

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For the first time in a while I don't even give a shit about my height, what's happening?

>>6931280
Those traps tho
Yah I mean it's not a bad thing soo

>>6931282
Sadly it is :(

>>6931294
<3

>>6931306
That seems awkward too
I dunno I am fine with sensuality and all but...just seems like something out of an erotica with Fabio on the cover

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>>6931312
teach me.
I just wanna be small and soft like this tbqh

>>6931308

they usually do desu

>>6931310

strong men are a huge plus. that's why i always date guys who are way taller than me. it's nice for a guy to just have complete control over you.

>>6931317

dat guy is mega hot. i wish all guys were that hot.

>>6931322

well i think most of that stuff does. you can't beat the real thing.

>>6931325
Yeah your gifs are just weird to me desu .-.

ur all beautiful and i love u

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>>6931325
she's really flexible

>>6931324
Can't teach you anon, this is a temporary feeling.
Just you watch soon I'll be going back to almost suicidal thoughts over my height.

>>6931325
>it's nice for a guy to just have complete control over you.
This is why I'm weary of lifting weight for butt gains, I want to be weak for guys.

>>6931327
Lesbians go

>>6931328
I'm not

>>6931334
I'm not a lesbian
I like guys...sexual intercourse just seems so awkward in those gifs

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>>6931334
we r here and queer

>>6931295
>>6931306
>>6931325
FUCK

>>6931334
I'm a lesbian

lesbians are more likely to be quality posters

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>>6931345
>>6931344
list all the good lesbian posters
ufufu....basic....
uhh
uhh

>>6931335
i think u r though

>>6931348
How does it feel to hold beliefs so incongruent from reality

>>6931295
>tfw no guy to thrust me

(´･_･`)

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>>6931350
u dont like this?
>>6931351
pretty sure that no person anywhere wants to thrust you oryx.

>>6931351
http://i.4cdn.org/f/browniepantz.swf

>>6931352
That wasn't what me and SiSh were talking about
I can understand the confusion tho
and I mean, I'm bi so it doesn't really repulse me, no.

the only people who ever contribute to mtfg in any meaningful way are lesbians

this is a simple fact that you NEED to accept

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>tfw i still need to clean my apartment, and epilate my legs before i see my qt boy tomorrow

~______________~
i wish i could just shave my legs but i want my legs to be smooth for weeks so i can just keep wrapping them around him and have it be all soft
why is dating suffering

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I HATE VOICE TRAINING

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>>6931356
>the only people who ever contribute to mtfg in any meaningful way are lesbians
not arguing, but
why do you think that
give examples
>>6931357
no one cares
>>6931359
sounds like you love sounding like a deep voiced twink then. no wonder your bf fucking beats you like and old dirty rug

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>>6931361
I sound like a fag but deep voice? Not even close lol.

>>6931359
cute
u
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ham
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ham
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>>6931354
found this thoroughly enjoyable

>>6931359
I hate sounding like a fag with a middle tone voice even more

>>6931357
>smooth for weeks
D-does epilating really do this?
I hate the 1.5 day maximum I get from just shaving and heard epilating was a meme

/pol/ here, I need to bust a quick nut. Can anyone here post ass?

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tfw mtfs are better females than you are

>>6931359
Sounds like a hellova skill
I've never seen, even professional speakers, actors and pranksters be able to do it.

how are you supposed to know what your girl voice sounds like?
or should you try to emulate your sister or mother or something?

>>6931367
only if you give me $20 first

what the fuck happened to isla

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>>6931362
a fag is a fag

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I got discharged today
Tonights already gone down the shitter
He started yelling again and claims I'm making up him hitting me
Fucker
And he thinks I'm doing this so I won't have any responsibilities
Yeah I went homeless to avoid responsibilities
Thanks, dad
How are you though, /mtfg/
Everything ok?

>>6931374
It depends, do you have the chromosomes to back it up?

>>6931359
Same

>>6931347
Doesn't count.
Both have ufuflu

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>>6931364
Chara
h
a
r
a

>>6931366
I'm not sure what that sounds like.

>>6931370
Same.

>>6931371
Lol... oh boy.

>>6931377
At least im a cute fag.
:3

>>6931378
lol

>>6931382
same.

>>6931378
When do you turn 16? Try then and maybe you'll have better results.

>>6931378
How do you feel after ruining your dad's legacy?

>>6931383
why bother posting absolutely nothing of worth

>>6931378
>i got discharged tee-hee!

>my dad bullies me tee-hee!

>my dad physically abuses me tee-hee!
kill yourself my man

>>6931378
hugg

>>6931378
Why not just kill him?

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>>6931376
if she didn't kill herself she probably died of being a cripple.
>>6931382
both are still in long term relationships with ciswomen though, so yeah they're gay
>>6931383
>At least im a cute fag.
do you seriously think you're attractive? you look like a 2005 pop-punk reject. nothing wrong with how you choose to present yourself, but considering yourself attractive is a bit of a leap. stick with "not ugly".

>>6931383
Chara you're cute and here's a (You) <3

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>>6931387
How ironic.

>>6931378
Your Dad has every right to hurt you, you are a stain that will never come off his pride

>>6931392
trip on moap

>>6931394
Chara Internet Defence Force

>>6931392
>do you seriously think you're attractive?
Don't particularly care for chara but she's like in top 3 cutest aesthetically on mtfg right now

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>>6931370
overcompensation
we are physically male, neurologically female and overcompensate our presentation

>>6931376
typical melodramatic attention seeking behavior from Isla, nothing to worry about

>>6931380
as my grandmother used to say, chromosomes schomosomes

>>6931397
>open up lgbt
>see shitpost
>respond
>now part of an Internet defense force
>who's chara?

What a day.

>>6931398
She doesn't even have a butt...

>>6931383
>At least im a cute fag.
>:3
I'm glad to see you've accepted it

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>>6931384
6 months
Oh boy
>>6931385
Pr good desu
>>6931389
Maybe desu
>>6931390
hugg anon
>>6931391
I'm weak
>>6931395
Fair enough

>>6931402
I forget who posts this pic all the time. Shakira? uuh... the crazy person that dated kira? circe? probably not circe.
It's a stupid pic regardless

>>6931410
hugg again

>>6931397
it's just chara posting as an anon again

>>6931410
Hopefully you can survive that long :/

>>6931392
True I guess

I'm a cute fag

>>6931404
i didn't see the images but did she hurt herself badly?

fun fact: smiles is a slav

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>>6931387
lol.

>>6931392
Oh, i wonder who this is? kek

>>6931393
:p

>>6931397

>>6931414
Why would i post as anon?

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https://www.instagram.com/brockohurn/
>tfw can't have him

>>6931410
I would hold suck out your fart and hold it like a bong hit

>>6931419
>cat scratches
ha ha no

everything she says or does on this board is a means of getting attention, from her long, drawn out dramatic posts to pictures of her self harm bullshit. Ignore her desu.

>>6931410
Don't listen to the bully anons they're not worth it.

Good luck smiles

Justin Dennis is my waifu tbqh

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>>6931398
>Don't particularly care for chara but she's like in top 3 cutest aesthetically on mtfg right now
you aren't serious right?
or maybe you are. guess the bar is set pretty low at the moment, anyone attractive gtfo this place.
>>6931396
nope. moap is ugly as hell too.
>>6931410
you have cute eyes. I didn't realize you were only 15, i thought you were 16 going on 17.
good luck.
>>6931418
you're among the attractive people here, iirc
>>6931423
>Oh, i wonder who this is? kek
guess

>>6931423
NO AIRSTRIKES

>>6931410
Don't listen to the hugbox anons they're not worth it.

Kys smiles

>>6931431
yes moap, you are quite ugly with your long neck, tiny mutant face and busted up teeth.

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>>6931413
hugg again anon
>>6931416
Who knows
We'll see
>>6931426
Agp
>>6931429
Thank anon
Ill try not to
>>6931431
Thanks anon
Those are some cute pics if youre the yuriposter

>>6931378
Why would they send you back to your dad!? Fuck.

>>6931431
>you aren't serious right?
Sure I am. I also think chara is slightly cuter than the average cissy. Soft round facial features, big eyes. cute.

>>6931434
Why are you being mean to smiles?

>>6931437
That's a nice butt

>>6931438
yw smiles <3

>>6931438
gm hugg

>>6931436
>thinks i'm moap
okay but why. i'm not moap. moap avatarfags with that anime shit.
>>6931440
fair enough.

>>6931437
smiles that's not ok

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i am just a cute nerdy girl tbqh

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>>6931445
I'm kinda nerdy but not cute :/

>>6931445
Teach me how to fampai

>>6931438
STOP REPOSTING YOUR SHITTY BORING BLOGPICS

>>6931439
Australia's a retard country on a gross desert continent

>>6931437
That's a big dadbutt

>>6931445
I'm just a needy cute boy tbqh

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>>6931431
I feel like you wouldn't say if i guessed correctly if its who i think it is.

>>6931432
There is no stopping my airstrikes.
;)

>>6931436
No.

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big news!
i just my lab results from last month!
testosterone levels are: 34ng/dL

if you're ever mean to smiles at any point it means that you should kill yourself desu

>>6931453
australia is full of inbred criminals tbqh

t. australia expert

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>>6931437
I wish that was my butt goddamn
>>6931442
gm
>>6931451
But anon they have slightly different angles
T-Thats ok, right ;~;

>>6931459
if you ever hugbox smiles at any point it means that you should kill yourself desu

>>6931461
Smiles' angle-spam make me smile =)

>>6931458
that's a decrease by ≈96.2963% since june

>>6931461
I wish I had your face ;_;

>>6931431
Basic is most based.

She's just a sodding cunt that doesn't want to admit it. Hasn't changed since last time I checked in.

>>6931431
>chaser opinions

>>6931457
i promise to be honest.
>>6931466
i agree.

>>6931462
Bullies are sad unpassing hons with personalities uglier than they are. They have no chance of ever finding love.

>>6931460
>tfw inbreeding somewhere in your ancestry
the meme is true ;__;

>>6931431
Trip squeak

>>6931466
Whaddi do anon? ;~;

>>6931464
nice! Glad you're rid of it ^^

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So believe me, I get it.
You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I did end up fucking him and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late

>>6931463
Smiles' angle-spam make me RAGE >:(

Btw where's Kato? I heard she got out of the hospital but I haven't seen her posting since...

>>6931480
You just need more cypro

>>6931475
i'm not old.
>>6931468
i'm on hormones.

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Can't we just get along :)

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>tfw Smiles will never spread her ass for you

>>6931470
Hugboxers are sad unpassing transbian hons with personalities uglier than they are. They have no chance of ever finding love.

>>6931482
Ok then
Are you a trip?
Pretty shitty of you to judge people by appearances

>>6931445
Wish I could be both things

>benis smells like bussy
grossss ;_;

>>6931485
lose my number

>>6931479
I kinda look like Brad tbqh

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>>6931469
Promises do not mean much here.

>>6931476
Succeeding at life and being inhumanly attractive but still slithering around here being self-depreciative and pulling off the "tehe I'm just a fag in a dress xd" spiel.

Unless, how'se your man doing? I was assuming you were still together with him and you were still holding down your job.

Hugboxers are creepy sad straight men with white knight personality who only transitioned to get more girldick

desu.

>>6931491
proof? I'm sorry to hear that anon

>>6931489
>doesn't like their benis smelling like bussy
A G P
G
P

>>6931495
Shit, how did this anon figure out the truth?

which trips are confirmed pedophiles?

>>6931495
actually not really true

>>6931495
I don't want girldick I want boydick and I wanna counter bullies because bullies are bad >.<

It's time
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>>6931502
smiles is posting child porn I think

>>6931502
I think Elanna admitted to banging a teenage boy back in her meth days

>>6931493
when is quid going to arrive so your boyfriend can mug her for all her money and you can steal her kidneys?

>>6931498
>does like their benis smelling like bussy
AGP
G
P

>>6931500
butt!

>>6931508
noooooo

>>6931502
- Kiwi
- quid
- oddish (probably)

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>cant drink tap water because it has estrogen in it

>>6931500
Dude forreal. You're fifteen. Get a grip. Don't whore yourself out.

>>6931502
me, my gf is way younger than me :^(

>>6931508
>kill jormy, smilles, sheen and kato all in one fell swoop

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>>6931511
This is my fetish.

>>6931513
>does not realize benis is supposed to smell like bussy and if she finds it disgusting she's A G P
A G P
G
P

>>6931520
I wanna tie you down and force you to swallow estrogen pills and New York tap water.

>>6931378
hey smiles!

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>>6931520
being a girl is fun though

>>6931521
>15
>already ugly big grandfather feet
holy shit

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>>6931525
Rude

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>>6931479
>My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
hell yea, it's fucked up. but i don't think it's fucked up the the reason you think it is
>But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
you know what i hear from that?
"girls are icky"
>Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I did end up fucking him and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
wait. you fucked your own sibling????
wake_me_up.jpg

>>6931500
Dude my butt isn't that good

>>6931525
wow
nice

>>6931531
Yeah, but only ages 0-20 when everyone caters to you. The female experience post 20s is nothing but things loosening, market value dropping and getting fatter.

>>6931525
>>6931508
nuke us pls

I have a rare picture of lilys vagina. thoughts?

>>6931533
i'd sleep with manchoke anytime desu

>tfw close enough to a city that you might get nuked in ww3

>>6931527
>likes the smell of bussy
>likes the smell of bussy on herself
A G P
G
P

>>6931533
I'd sleep with a machoke

>>6931534
n-no he means "bro" like "friend"

>>6931536
Then why are you posting it? :o

>>6931494
I got a lady. She's doing great. Yeah still have my job too for now. We'll be moving soon and then I'll be going full time.

I spout the fag in a dress stuff because I still feel like that. But Idk the self depreciating stuff is dysphoria, I'm generally happy with myself these days.
That said I'm hard on myself because I can be better. I don't want to be a hiki no effort "estrogen doesn't nothing even tho I don't work at it" people

Also its just fun to pretend to be a boy

>>6931534
not my actual brother.

>>6931541
I have a rare picture of kaylas balls-less benis. thoughts?

>>6931542
>not machamp

>>6931541
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""vagina""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

So believe me, I get it.
You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I did end up fucking him and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late

What if smiles isn't a real person, and it's just a neckbeard posting stolen pictures of somebody else?

>>6931549
POST

>>6931549
POST

>>6931549
I don't really believe you.
>>6931551
It's pretty convincing honestly, and it's from not too far out of surgery.

Lmao. I just dutch oven'd her and she's now crying in the bathroom.

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>>6931546
Theyre using my name reeeee
>>6931553
U caught me senpai

>>6931545
>doesn't find the smell of bussy on her natural
>wants probably to smell like cock ballskin instead
A G P
G
P

>>6931560
horrible

>>6931547
Oh well, nice to hear you're doing better these days. Keep on memeing then.

You should stop posting here one day though.

>>6931560
now punch her in the stomach and tell her you like men better

>>6931559
it's real though

>>6931564
Bitch had it coming. Been snappy all day.

>>6931561
smiles evil dead 2 is rated r your too young to watch it

>>6931439
>>6931453
>>6931460
I work with children and mental health a lot in Australia, they don't send kids/teenagers back to their abusive parents unless there's a level of lying or mental instability with the child going on.

Australia is a shithole but it's super on point with its mental health and childcare. If she was sent back to her parents it was either because she didn't tell them everything or is lying about large parts of the abuse.

>>6931560
HowToBasic spotted

>>6931561
you are starting to get pretty
boys are going to start getting confused boners over you at school soon

>>6931567
POST IT

>>6931559
>>6931541
will you post it?
i'd like to know what i'm in for with a decent pic of srs

>>6931560
You go girl!

So believe me, I get it.
You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
How many of you honestly read this all the way anymore? I could probably say whatever I want. Bush did 9/11, the holocaust didn't happen. Climate change is a Chinese hoax. I want to kill myself so badly, I purchased a shotgun yesterday and I have just been staring at it ever since, Jesus Christ end my suffering. But yeah anyways, don't be like Brad.

>>6931561
how 2 look like you?

>>6931565
I will. Probably when I go full time and have better things to do

>>6931568
>>6931560
Lol

>>6931574
https://unsee cc/sadinuto/

>>6931574
that's a pretty compelling reason but it's not really mine to share, you should ask lily.

>>6931571
I'm a nigerian prince, and I need $5000 to hire mercenaries to overthrow the rebels and reclaim my tribe. I'll happily pay you 2 million once I've got control of the treasury again.

>>6931580
step 1: get degenerate english genes
step 2: have a slav fuck your mother
that's all

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I srsly want a really cool boyfriend rn.
someone who reminds me of jimmy urine

>>6931582
YA GOT ME
>>6931583
i'll try to catch her when she's around

What does cuddling with your bf feel like?

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>>6931587
I'm single...

>>6931561
>wide face
>squarish chin
>very masculine dadnose
>low quality skin texture
>brow ridge starting to form
you basically look like an underage boy, hon

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>>6931582
>posting chris chans taint

>>6931571
>unless there's a level of lying or mental instability with the child going on.
She's trans, her dad denied everything, and she threatened suicide.
Australia's system is confirmed shit sorry to say.

>>6931589
It feels like 10 inches of meat in your exhaust pipe

>>6931591
>dad nose
ok, come on. you can bait better then that

>>6931590
that doesn't remind me of jimmy urine @ all

>>6931590
what an obvious closeted tranny

>>6931579
>How many of you honestly read this all the way anymore? I could probably say whatever I want. Bush did 9/11, the holocaust didn't happen. Climate change is a Chinese hoax. I want to kill myself so badly, I purchased a shotgun yesterday and I have just been staring at it ever since, Jesus Christ end my suffering. But yeah anyways, don't be like Brad.
Don't kill yourself Velma =(

>>6931592
But that's Suporn's work

>>6931594
>This single situation in a single state of Australia that is true because somebody over the internet told me it 'Totally' happened means an entire countries mental health system is shit

Nice

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>>6931596
actually it looks like a cross between a niggernose, dadnose and a swine snot tbqh

oink oink oink

>>6931596
>tfw mother nose
pointy and gross ;__;

>>6931598
looks like jimmy neutron actually

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Choices, choices...

>>6931600
I'm just joking
like you could get a shotgun in Massachusetts
I don't want to lull myself heh...hehehe
>>

>>6931602
>goes to a guy who's called SuPORN
A G P
G
P

>>6931604
actually EVERY country's mental health system is shit.

>>6931605
>that's a dad nose
welp i guess i'll never pass, my nose can't compare

>>6931609
if jimmy neutron had a beard

>>6931611
You can get a gun anywhere you want, this is AMERICA!!!

>>6931595
that's a good feel or?

>>>/fit/38781918
new meta?

>>6931538
you're only as old as you feel :^)

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>go to therapy
>barely helps
>fluoxetine
>doesn't help
Also, my therapist said that cutting is fine as a coping method so I can do that again

Does it hurt knowing that the cis girls get all the quality guys?

DON'T BULLY SMILEYFACE

t. maiden-defending white-knight fedoralord

>>6931624
The real quality guys are turning into girls desu

>>6931623
>Fluoxetine has also been used to treat premature ejaculation.
wow carol, gross!
carol confirmed for A G P

>>6931623
>Also, my therapist said that cutting is fine as a coping method
What's her name?

>>6931628
speaking from experience? :^^)

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>>6931628
let's not flatter ourselves

>>6931632
I can't remember. Also a guy.
But yeah, I mentioned that I cut and apparently its p much fine as a coping method
Blegh
>>6931631
Hm? No, I have severe depression apparently.

damn you white people are ugly
thank god i am a voluptuous latina

>>6931619
It feels like you're ready go take a dump, basically

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>>6931623
>My therapist said that cutting is fine as a coping method so I can do that again

>>6931623
>Also, my therapist said that cutting is fine as a coping method so I can do that again
your doctor's a quack. you can get an infection from cutting. honestly, you're much safer using cigarettes

>>6931637
Nice meme

>>6931637
latino*

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>>6931642
i bet you look like this t b h

>>6931644
Please supply better bait

>>6931644
Which trip is this?

>>6931643
rude

latina*

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>>6931647
Not me.

>>6931647
me

>>6931648
If I remember correctly from my Spanish classes

XY-chromosomes = latino
XX-chromosomes = latina

:o ??

>>6931647
the trip that is way more beautiful and feminine than you'll ever be, man-in-a-dress looking gringo

Jesus this thread went to shit in the past coupe hours.
Guess I'll go back to being alone elsewhere again.

Smiles is only 15 and already 6'2
Lol

>>6931650
I never lost control.

>>6931650
they said a latina which you are not
you're an ugly cavemanish slav hon desu

>>6931655
Hugg
:c

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>>6931652
dammit, you beat me to the punch

>>6931659
Sir calm down

>>6931656
Wait, she's even taller than that hon Red? That puts her right in the kys zone :(

>>6931653
If I remember correctly from my Biology classes

XX chromosome = bagina
XY chromosome = feminine benis

>>6931656
L O L

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alright welllll i can't sleep now .-.

>>6931623
lmao my therapist told me to watch porn when i feel like cutting

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What's up goblins ?

>>6931667
So anyway, if you're indeed latina, what color is your bp?

>>6931662
white man in a dress go home

>>6931657
Why the hell does that pic make you think about Bowie?

>>6931660
Hugg won't do
Need snugg
Or a gun :^)

>>6931670
Kys

>>6931668
That'd probably make me more depressed cause
>benis
also,
Why can't you sleep? :c
hugg
>>6931670
I'm as okay as I can be I guess
Hbu? <3

>>6931650
Sometimes I think you're POTS because you have a very angular, fat rosy-cheeked face and your name is an abbreviation

>>6931667
YEAH BUT 0.0000000000000000001% OF ALL HUMANS EVER DON'T APPLY
SO IT'S WORTHLESS, SCIENCE BTFO

>>6931659
I'm an Arvern, not a Slav.

>>6931678
why ?
>>6931680
glad to hear that :)
I'm doing pretty good, just a cold so a bit tired

>>6931675
aww :c
Snugggg

>>6931681
*POTC
>>6931683
It's more like 20%. Chimerism is rampant