/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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You are all awesome and I hope you have a nice day!

dicks

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>>6926914
I thought you were transbian?

>>6926917
precisely

>>6926918
wait do transbians use their penises on each other?
ew

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Daily reminder that if you're a "mtf" that wants to date women, you're not actually trans. Just a degenerate AGP that gets off on crossdressing. You have to want a fulfilling relationship with a man to be a real trans girl. If it gives you a stiffy to put on panties even though you're an ugly obese hairy freak, then you're not trans. Fuck off transtrenders.

>>6926910
Ugh why did you have to post Henry cavill. I'm trying to figure out if I still like girls and you post literal perfection ;~;

I'm really having a hard time with this. Having these feeling come out of nowhere

>>6926924
Just accept that you are a gay man and jerk off to Henry.

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>>6926924
I'm sorry anon

I'll never achieve cis look. I'll try cheek implants as my last chance.

>>6926929
>>6926910
grose

>>6926936
yes you are

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>>6926936
nope

>>6926928
I don't know what I am.
I just wish I was a straight cis guy then I wouldn't have to deal with any of this.
I don't like men, just their bodies.

>>6926929
Oh God that chest hair
Fuck

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>>6926939
chest hair best hair

>>6926941
wtf lewd

>>6926941
I want to puke whenever a guy have slick shaved chest.

Man were suppose to have hair everywhere. Except back - this is just gross.

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>>6926942

so i switched from injections to estradiol valerate pills a few weeks ago and im having really intense mood swings now, like once a week i will cry in bed all day i dont know whats wrong with me. is it something with my levels?

>>6926946
get your levels checked

why do HSTS dump porn all the time

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>>6926949
its not porn its just yummy boys with their shirts off

Post yfw you confess to Henry that you are actually trans and he accepts you and ravishes you all night.

>>6926950
Yeah but you never see people posting girls in bikinis

why do you do this

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>>6926953
well the transbians have other transgirls to sex
chad doesnt like trannies so its only natural for us to perv on hot boys

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>>6926952

>>6926938
>>6926945
>>6926950

Oh my God

>>6926941
Yeah....

>>6926953
>Yeah but you never see people posting girls in bikinis
sometimes you can see that. i mean i'm not into girls but what's wrong with either?

>>6926963
boys are scary i don't like looking at them

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>>6926952

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>>6926964
I dunno. Bois are brety qt desu.

>>6926964
>i don't like looking at them
you're a weird girl... i'm sorry but i don't think we can be friends.

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>>6926961
I've run out of hairy chested boys so I am going to stop posting them
have an thor though

>>6926964
Don't you like it when they gang up on you, pin you by the shoulders and stuff your own panties in your mouf

>>6926970
I think I want to get spit roasted by superman and Thor....

>>6926946
I want to cry in bed all day but that's every day :/
Hope you're ok anon

>>6926973
So who's in front and who's plowing your ass?

>close eyes
>it's suddenly morning
creepy desu

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>tfw trashy 500 miles away and next visit is in winter
>tfw lonely and sad

>>6926975
I don't know...... Maybe they can fight over it 0.0

>>6926976
I stayed up all night feeling upset over not being qt grill. Wish I closed my eyes.

>>6926976
Starting hrt today?

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>>6926976
>close eyes
>you're still a man
creepy desu

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>>6926976
not as creepy as not liking boys

>>6926979
I stayed up all night watching ant colonies do ant things, and trying to comfort a sad friend. I'm tired and skipping class.

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>>6926978
>girls who don't know what they want

>>6926981
Like in that pic I can see both but
I'd still lean towards woman because of the hair and stuff.

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>>6926986
How about this?

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>>6926976
nim <3

>>6926977
ur gf is trash lol

>>6926976
if you think that's creepy try antipsychotics
>take evening tablet
>close eyes
>time to take morning tablet
>close eyes
>time to take evening tablet again

>>6926966
Yassss

>>6926991
I think that only happens when you're looney to begin with

>>6926991
i wish i could sleep that much

>>6926986
That's called 'being polite'.

>>6926989
That is in fact the joke of her name

>>6926993
not to claim I'm not, but that's bullshit

I tried to kill myself but the pressure of the gas coming from the tank was too low.
I'm very annoyed.
Why is this so hard?

>>6926996
no its not its from the meme

her trip was trashman teller at first

>>6926999
>le gib me attention

>>6926999
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality

>>6927000
>using an adjective you use to describe yourself as a name is not a joke

Any trips die recently?

>>6927004
do u ever hug her really tight and stuff

>>6927005
I think Red hung herself after being laughed off too many MTFGs

>>6926991
wait so they've got you on anti psychotics and they want to stop your hrt?
why cant people just accept that we're a thing
I fucking hate this life

>>6927008
nah they took me off them

>>6927005
Hanna was driving into an underpass on her scooter a while back, her shoulders were too wide for the entrance and it caused a cave-in. Lots of casualties.

>>6926999
use nitrogen or argon
they have been adding oxygen to helium so people stop using it to kill themselves

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Mfw chat mod gets offended by the word Hot

>>6927007
she was posting as recently as last night. she might have been posting tonight too but idk I wasn't in the thread.

>>6927006
Not a lot but I guess I have done that and will do that later. Loose cuddles are better

>>6927005
Kit is dead I believe

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They say once you go black you'll need a wheelchair. It that the case here?

Was the D too much?

>>6927020
Too much BBC?

>>6927005
Well who's stopped posting?

>>6927021
don't be mean to isla

>>6927005
i might have woken up in an alternate reality

if so then ive replaced the nim you all know and tolerate

>>6927021
If you got BLACKED for real, you wouldn't be able to form a solid stool for a few months, let alone stand.

>>6927022
Kit was into BBC?

>>6927026
can i be you're girlfriend

>>6927014
Tell the mod it's from supahotfiya, a popular youtube video.

>>6927028
Yeah, her boyfriend was from Kenya and had 10"

>>6927014
tell him you just like your coffe supahot and he's being oversensitive

>>6926985
Stop this is new to me ;~;

Maybe Henry cavill in the front because he has more hair and I heard he's kind of big.. Idk I'd I could handle that behind

>>6927029
you gotta tell me what you're like :)

>>6927001
I'm posting anonymously
Please fuck off
>>6927003
That's not unreasonable
>>6927013
Where do you buy those?
I don't have much money to spend

>>6927033
Who knew she was a coalburner.

>>6927036
how do I know what im like

>>6927039
what do you do for fun?

>>6927021
i too like the thought of pure white girls getting defiled
but i have a cuck fetish
so that is not a surprise
desu

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What do you call it when your vision is blurred on the outside edges of your eyes? Like with weird colours dancing around.

I can't even see my thumb while typing this

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>>6927036
well here's me...

>>6927037
it's one of the only things I fear

>>6927040
stay in bed all day and cuddle with pillows

>>6927045
what do you do when you're not doing that

>>6927047
post on mtfg
sleep

>>6927035
I'm sure you could take 9 inches of Henry

>>6927048
you should try to get out everyday

i started biking two days and im already starting to feel less groggy

>>6927052
They let you out of the nuthouse to go biking? :o

>>6927052
ok can we ride bikes together

>>6927053
im not mentally unstable

DO I SEEM MENTALLY UNSTABLE!?

>>6927054
yeah if you want

>>6927053
nim's in the nuthouse too?

>>6927055
can we cuddle too

For what purpose

>>6927056
Yeah, they caught her abusing her anus

>>6927044
Well I've tried to kill myself a number of times; so that would certainly explain it
However it feels inconclusive because I could simply be alive because my method was ineffective.
I think I need do something completely unsurvivable but then I wouldn't be able to report back, because my conscious would have split to a different timeline or whatever the fuck

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>>6927058

>>6927061
Have you tried putting a stick of dynamite up your ass? Seems pretty unsurvivable.

>>6927056
no i have never been institutilized aside from when I tried to kill myself in high school

>>6927061
I think I would observe you dying but you wouldn't

>>6927064
Was it Chad?

>>6927030
>>6927034
This the second time with the same mod. They banned my first ip because I said wow, Franku. The mod thought the word Franku was a cover up for fuck you.

So I showed them this video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RCqW0NZCwUM
And they still think I was dropping the F word

>tfw never institutionalized because my parents weren't retarded cucks
Feels good

>tfw gf wants to break up because she's uncomfortable with being with a woman

She met me on 2 years hrt, I like talked her down, but apparently like shorts and dresses trigger her

>>6927069
no it was because i had no friends and felt disconnected from everyone else

i guess nothing's changed except ive gotten better at handling it

>>6927073
My mom tried

>>6927073
i was baker acted

>>6927074
Seems like your gf is less degenerate than you

>>6927074
That's shitty, I'm sorry. =(

>>6927077
That seems possibly even more shitty =((

>>6927078
>i was baker acted
What did she mean by this?

>>6927073
>tfw never got sent to a shrink because my parents were retarded cucks

>>6927074
everyone told you to break up with her the last time this happened because it's just going to keep happening

>>6927050
Oh God I don't think so
I'm not rly experienced so I don't think I could...
I mean I'd like to but I don't think it would fit x.x

>>6927065
Right
You would know I died, but you wouldn't know that my conscious existed elsewhere

>>6927084
It will keep happening to transbians. They are the bottom-feeding scum of relationships. The only solid foundating for a relationship is a cis-dick.

>>6927081
it's a law in florida that states that if someone is in immediate danger to themselves or others then they can be involuntarily institutilized

>>6927071
>memeing around normies
Don't make me have to come over there and dick you good for being autisticly stupid

>>6927079
Everyone is less of a degenerate then me
>>6927081
It's tough to go through in both cases
>>6927084
She seemed ok, but each time I get further in my transition, she like has this "holy shit I'm dating a girl" moment

>>6927087
I Think I'm the only one here dating a straight girl that met me years after hrt

>>6927085
You should take tips from elanna, she can fit a wine bottle up her rectum. She says it's a special talent she cultivated when she was prostituting for drug money.

>>6927077
How'd you stop her?

>>6927082
You can see one now if you want, can't you? Keep in mind your parents may have protected you...

>>6927088
I like how due process, presumption of innocence, and the 5th Amendment have all gone out the fucking window because of psychobabble and fearmongering.
Fuck this gay earth.

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>>6927092
Lmao
I'm just trying to have some fun with normies :)

>>6927099
hugg ang

>>6927095
DELETE THIS

>>6927088
That's a law in most states I think

>>6927104
maybe

it's just called the baker act here

>>6927108
nim i love u

>>6927095
Whenever I try to massage my prostate, my ass starts leaking this reddish jelly stuff.

Might be damage from all the Ket I've put in there over the years.

>>6927096
I hadn't been seeing the psych who wrote the order, she did and lied about it

I asked for a doctor eval and calmly passed it

Also refused to sign myself in while they tried to pressure me for hours

>>6927096
i'm seeing one. they weren't protecting me, it was just easier to leave me alone because i had good grades and to complain that i didn't get better on my own.

>>6927109
but why

>>6927095
How do I practice though?
I umm have a dildo but it's kind of small and even that hurts a little sometimes...

>>6927115
ur cute and nice

>>6927099
>_>
What about the dicking proposition? I need a pucci right now desu.

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>>6927110
doesn't get much more degenerate than that

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>>6927102
Hug anon

>>6927117
Tru

>>6927117
oh ty

but how do you know what i look like

>>6927116
You find a Chad and let him handle the rest

https://youtu.be/P8d42r3JlbU

>>6927124
But that'll hurt more though ;~;

>I'm not nims wife
;_;

>>6927129
Then you have to find a caring bf

haha my only friend might have just killed herself ama

>>6927130
pls

>>6927118
All I have is a dirt patch

>>6927133
Why did she do it

>>6927116
Sex hurts dufus. Every time.
When you hear girls cry out is because it hurts, but it's a good hurt.

When you see dudes taking deep pipe in the ass it hurts, they just try to put on a brave face to keep their man. Being a bottom /taking dick means you have to endure pain.

You ever hear someone says love is pain?
Or that to get satisfaction you have to feel a little pain?

Use lots of lube, and bare with the pain until you get release.

>>6927133
you people drop like flies

>>6927139
Yes. Mr. Hands is all about

>>6927140
I mean she's cis so not really included "you people"

>>6927137
because self harm wasn't working anymore

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>>6927140
When you look like this, it's hard not to be depressed

>>6927144
Loving your horse

what is angie short for

>>6927147
That's one fat queer

>>6927137
I'll run down it for you, I'll even call it pucci.

>>6927132
Like I said earlier the only guy that ever felt like that laughed at me when I asked him to be my bf.
There aren't any caring guys ever

>>6927139
But I don't like the pain. Does it ever get better?
Even on my own and I'm going slow it hurts mostly

>>6927151
angry nerd going insane everyday

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oh god it feels so good to be back in my room

>tfw gf gave you ultimatum that you have to get her parents to think you lile them again, and her new room mates

Like I get it she wants to show me off more, but like her parents don't know I'm trans, and Ive told them not to say horrible racist stuff in front of me. It's not like I hate them or anything, I'm just not going to take you bringing civil war books out to prove the nigger has always been useless and lazy very well.

I also don't think UFOs are real, and have a hard time talking to a person who does

>>6927158
mommy

>>6927154
>There aren't any caring guys ever
yes, and that's why trannies love them

post pic so we can assess

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>>6927151
Come on anon

>>6927152
Got it from some trans dyke site

>>6927153
Ok sounds good

>>6927156
But I'm not angry or a Nerd

>>6927159
I'm sure her parents are very disappointed and tired at this point

>>6927164
They don't know I'm trans, they do know I'm richer then them and that their daughter was single until she met me (because she hates men but is internally homophobic tbhhhhh)

>>6927167
wow you are such an amazballs person, you need a medal... a medal in being the worlds biggest douche

>>6927167
She sounds like damaged goods

>>6927154
Ask one of these dick takers.

I'm a cis guy. I asked my female friends how it was(my gfs wouldn't take straight /tell the truth), all of them said it hurts every time, but it's a nice hurt, and when you come it's worth it.

I will say it like one of them said, "if we can bare having menstrual cycle every month, then taking a little dicking is nothing". Apparently sex is easier to bare than that time of the month, they also want to orgasm pretty bad.

>>6927173
I already have 16 medals from my 8 h
Years of service Tho

>>6927178
good job killing those people

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>>6927178
>implying medals in being a baby killer means anything

>>6927178
I'll give you a medal if you kys

>>6927184
Hey Kayla, does your roommate still sexually harass you?

kayla is a good tomato

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So I was wondering, if you make a statistic like "how many people get robbed in X area" and all relatively wealthy well educated areas have similar statistics, do they have some way of accounting for increased leniency? like, let's say "A" area has way less risk of crime(and/or more resources to recover from crime) than B area, but they have similar statistics because "A" area just leaves shit lying around, walk the alleys at night and never lock their doors. Does statistic research have any way of accounting for this and getting meaningful data? Because often you see a sort of flat roof in statistics like that, with most well-off communities having similar data, but maybe it's just an equilibrium that humans create by nature when they have an abundance of resources?

>>6927184
I get free licence plates and national park admission for them

>>6927190
>the people that payed you to murder pay you
good job

>>6927178
Thank you for your service.

>>6927189
Including qualitative data in their bar charts and shit I guess.

>>6927178
Friendly reminder that until proven otherwise, I'm still the highest ranking officer here.
Oh, and unless you don't plan on having that relationship go long term, I'd find someone else if I were you. Parents that insane would bar anyone from being marriage material.

>>6927200
I'm not an officer

I worked for a God dann living

Ma'am

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So believe me, I get it.
You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I did end up fucking him and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late

>>6927200
any other proud paid murderers here?

>>6927196
>Thank you for your service
Why do Americans have such a hard-on for the military?

I see people with "Desert Storm Veteran" on their minivans even though it's been proven that the invasion of Iraq was under false pretenses. They killed and watched their friends die for nothing yet they're still somehow proud of their service lmao

>>6927210
years of indoctrination

also not liking murders is somehow edgy but being a murderer isn't

>>6927210
P R O P A G A N D A

>>6927161
Idk I don't feel comfortable posting a pic right now.
My friends say I pass and passgen thought I was cute.
I think I look more like a femboy than anything else rn

>>6927176
But what if I can't orgasm from it? I can't by myself...
Idk mb I'm just messed up

>>6927215
okay this is me but >>6927214 is just retarded. Just murdering is incomparable to military service, and military power is a valid necessity, but it should not be glorified.

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>ywn have a period

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>>6927210
the military industrial complex..

>>6927219
your right, its glorified and paid murder

>>6927210
Loyalty to your country is respectable.

It's also contingent upon your country being loyal to you, which lately it absolutely isn't.

>>6927230
>Loyalty to your country is respectable.
why is this?

>>6927229
By definition it's not murder

>>6927190
>I get free licence plates and national park admission for them
big deal

>>6927186
nope

>>6927220
I used to kind of care about this but desu I don't want kids so periods just seem scary and gross.

>>6927229
America's enemies will not be allowed to live, it's as simple as that. If you want to live don't make an enemy of America.

>>6927234
Loyalty is a virtue that promotes social cohesion and a strong national identity. Society is all about cooperation for mutual benefit, and loyalty is a huge part of that.

>>6927237
>nope
boring :/

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>>6927230
>Loyalty to your country is respectable.
lolno. A country is nothing but a subscription to a system you think is either the most ethical or agreeable. It's like netflix or hbo, but with an increased necessity to protest against stupid implementations. Brand loyalty is always stupid, and country is definitely a brand

>>6927220
iktf ;_;
i hate having to stock the tampon isle at work
oh then I always have to stock the baby isle too and its like my manager wants me to be triggered and miserable

>>6927243
said perfectly

>>6927241
>strong national identity
why is this good? Seems inhibiting. Isn't one of the things that America prides itself on a diversity of cultural originating from a ton of countries? National identity is just a political tool to play on to force traditions on people that have no interest in it.

>>6927243
i like how you think.

Itt : people who haven't grown up in a city where terrorists have came in and killed all thr military aged males and raped the women who were saved by military intervention

reminder that america is not the problem, imperialists everywhere are

>>6927253
ive lived in new york my entire life

>>6927248
>>6927252
tyty

>>6927253
>implying america did a bit of good in the middle east
lol, all we did was make the situation there worse

>>6927253
itt: people whose innocent family wasn't living a happy life until a drone strike destroyed everything because of misinformation

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>>6927262
>drone strike
hey did you watch this movie? its breddy fucking good

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Omg my eyes are so sore I wanna cry, and I don't know why

>>6927275
when people talk about crying in this thread I invariably end up bordering on tears myself

>>6927266
nah. might check out

OK it's leaking through my bra now.
This lactation thing is getting out of control

>>6927287
mommy~

>>6927287
maybe you're pregnant

>>6927287
calling bullshit

>>6927301
skeptical mommy~

>>6927279
pussy

OK it's leaking through my underwear now.
This gt lactation thing is getting out of control

>>6927279
It feels like someone stabbed my eyes, they are so strained

>>6927287
what does it taste like?

>>6927308
salty coins and milk

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cute

>>6927303
please don't be mean to me.

>>6927311
hamham

>at clerk getting dad's death certificates
>total boy mode, black hanes t-shirt and men's jeans
>walk past truck
>black guy inside says "heyyyyyyyyy booooo"

Is it me or can black guys like not tell the difference between men and women

>a man will never do this to you
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1474296577226.gif

>>6927317
typical racist murderer

>>6927317
I get black men hitting on me at times.
It's disgusting

>>6927322
I couldn't make his face out he was so black

>>6927317
You should be cautious, if you keep dressing like that, you're going to attract terfs and maybe end up dating one...

>>6927291
Gross no

>>6927299
My breasts are really tender and itchy....

>>6927301
My prolactin levels are above cis female range. Because of cypro most likely

>>6927308
Eww I'm not gonna taste it

>>6927317
Idk I feel like black guys have Uber clocking abilities.
But where I live most are African natives so idk

>>6927320
gotta be honest, not really a sex position that I've ever craved.

>>6927324
Making a terf tell me how much she likes my girl cock is on my bucket list

>>6927327
>My breasts are really tender and itchy
maybe you're pregnant

i dont even flirt with black guys when im working because id rather not risk getting stabbed or shot.

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>See clerk girl I like hanging outside of store
>She smiles and says hi
>Try to talk to her
>mumble some stupid boring shit I did and end up looking at my watch nervously
>Make an excuse and rush into store
Goddamnit

>>6927327
>My prolactin levels are above cis female range. Because of cypro most likely
Talk to your doctor before you get a (typically benign and harmless) tumor in your brain

>>6927329
Well, mine didn't get to see my gt and she complained I made her feel like a lesbian in bed, so...

>>6927333
>new trip
you don't love me anymore? :(

>>6927331
>When I'm working
Employed people don't stab people

>go to music store to pick up some sheet music
>qt at cashier starts flirting with me
>laugh nervously and quickly leave after paying
why did i go outside today ;-;

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My mom just texted me and told me when she came over yesterday she didn't recognize me without my glasses on and thought I was just some girl

>>6927335
Nah I just lost it on my phone, dont worry

>>6927336
Ever heard the story of the frog and the scorpion? Or the snake and the possom?
Cherish the wisdom.

>>6927340
feeling better today?

>went to grab lighter out of my truck
>some old lady walking dogs said "good morning hon"
lets make it a rule strangers shouldn't greet each other on a sidewalk

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>tfw you wake up snuggled in his strong arms
>tfw he kisses your neck and you feel his beard tickling you
>tfw morning sex right before work

yesterday and today were great :3

>>6927354
>>tfw he kisses your neck and you feel his beard tickling you
His thoughts exactly.

@6927352
liked & subscribed :^)

>>6927356
Brutal, but uncalled for.

>>6927330
Oh jeez what will I tell my parents?

>>6927333
I'm switching to zoladex this week so I'm not worried about it really

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morning

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>>6927346
Yeah! I slept pretty well last night, even if I did wake up for a couple hours.
How about you nimmy?

I heard someone needs bully.

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>>6927374
No..

>>6927372
kiwi hi

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>>6927378
hi

>>6927374
Bullysnek, reporting for duty.

>>6927373
i slept pretty well last night too

im okay i guess :)

>>6927384
buy hormones
now
do it

>>6927381
kiwi pls

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>>6927381
OMFG LMAO
>>6927384
That's good to hear~
Whatcha up to today?

>>6927391
Grace, what are you doing up so early?

>tfw car insurance costs as much as a full electrolysis session
i feel like im being screwed either way, it takes me an entire day to make $80 bucks

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>>6927392
It's 10 AM, I should be awake! I have work in an hour, gotta be there 11:30 to 4:30 ughhhhhh

>>6927393
>Making money at all

It's almost as if you're better off than some of us.

everyone bully nim until she buys hormones

>>6927396
To be honest, I don't know my timezones, but I didn't get up until 12 today. Admittedly, that's because I was too depressed to move

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so a couple days ago some random faggot sent me a friend request on steam and i declined because i have enough of those
but then he sends me a message on my tumblr
apparently he found me through 4chan and lives close to me
oops
it'll be neat to talk to him i guess
>>6927404
yeah, i used to be nocturnal like that too
im trying not to be since im not too depressed anymore and i have work during the day

>>6927399
she should really start sooner than later
mostly everyone here can vouch that they wish they started earlier
idk why she waits around unless she's just trolling us all

>>6927366
>Oh jeez what will I tell my parents?
"maybe I'm pregnant"

>>6927398

>kayla being better than anyone

>>6927399
Nim denies being cute, and then doesn't get the pills to fix it? Suspicious if you ask me.

>>6927393
I made 96k today

>>6927413
Difference between better, and better off. You can be employed and accepted by your family and still be a shit person.

>>6927393
No! That's not the way it is done!

1. Make yearly budget.
2. Separate expenses in 2 types
2.1 things that can be calculated per month basis. Add everything up per month
2.2 big costs that are once a year occurrence. Add everything up and divide by 12 (SRS, ffs, car, computer, etc.)

3. Add monthly cost 1 and monthly cost divided by 12

4. This is how much you need to earn per month

5. Calculate hours worked per month

6. Divide gross monthly budget by hours worked per month.

7. Is your hourly budget the same as your hourly wage?

Make decisions based on that.

>>6927417
>trusting a pathological liar

>>6927409
after puberty, you're pretty much fucked no matter what you do

>>6927422
Touché :^)

>>6927416
how

>>6927422
why the fuck are you attacking me?

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>>6927417
prove it

>>6927423
lol

>>6927426
>attacking

>>6927391
trying to figure out a good drawing schedule

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is this too auspicious of an outfit for casual, nothing-special-happening wear?

>>6927425
Not being a wage cuck

>>6927429
Best nerd!

>>6927422
Didn't you say you were leaving and never coming back?

>>6927432
Sure, i don't really understand why you think anyone cares what you wear.
lmao

>>6927426
Dunno about Chara, but I'm at you because I'm a shitty person who gets schadenfreude from bullying easy targets. I mean, normally I'd restrain myself, but I'm having a particularly shitty week.

>>6927416
Gimme!

>>6927433
where does your income come from

>>6927434
Hi sass.

>>6927435
No, i never once said that.

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i'm trying to stay up all day so that i can fix my schedule because now i'm a normie again who goes and does things with boys
but i want to die because i'm fucking exhausted and idk how i'm going to do this for another 10 hours. PLEASEHELP ME, PLEASE, SOMEONE

>>6927432
you belong in a metal band

>>6927429
>Prove it
Kayla exists, doesn't she?

>>6927441
charchar

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>>6927356
>not tickling your bf with your beard

AGP af desu

>>6927445
That prove it was meant for some one else oops.

>>6927447
Me Me.

>>6927433
Hey. Just stopping by to ask if you could not keep doing that.

>>6927450
nono

>>6927450
It set that one up, so it worked out.

>>6927453
get hormones

>>6927440
:^)

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>>6927422
>said the pathological sadist

>>6927442
i did that a few days ago
try to stay outside and get enough sunlight
drink coffee, don't stay anywhere near your bed
you'll stop feeling tired after a few hours

>>6927442
1. Toma café! But only up til 6 hours before bedtime.

2. Go outside under the sun. UV radiation into your corneas and skin helps you set your biological clock in order

3. Take 1mg melatonin 1/2 hour before bedtime.

4. No TV or electronics 1 hour before bedtime! Blue light fucks your internal clock into thinking it's daytime.

5. No heavy meals or exercises in the night time!

6. Continue for 1-2 weeks and acquire normie sleeping pattern

>>6927459
Please, she's a sociopath there's a difference.

>>6927456
please stop

im too much of a chicken to get hrt and even if i wasnt it would not only cost me a few hundred dollars every other month but id somehow have to hide from my mom that her son was GROWING TITS

not to mention the health risks involved with not having a doctor checking your levels

leave me alone ;-;

>>6927467
ok hon

>>6927441
Missed u, please don't leave us again nerf.

>>6927466
Sociopaths don't go out of their way to bully.

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>>6927467
is this a game to you?
you'd rather play it safe?

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my laptop fan just died, how do you like my fix?

>>6927467
>few hundred dollars every other month
Get a job, Ive already made almost 1k in 2 paychecks.
>>6927467
>id somehow have to hide from my mom that her son was GROWING TITS
Binders.
>>6927467
>not to mention the health risks involved with not having a doctor checking your levels
You can get blood tests.

>>6927467
You can always be middle aged sissy boy lurking Grindr for cock. :3

>>6927412
But they'll say things like "I'm so ashamed of you" and "you're a man you can't get pregnant, retard"

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>>6927453
>>6927455
Indeed.

>>6927459
Hi kayla.

>>6927467
Are you seriously doing this again?

>>6927471
I was never gone?

>>6927472
lmao holy shit

>>6927479
im not doing anything

they keep telling me to go on hrt and im telling them why i havent yet

>>6927479
>Hi kayla.
Hi Angie.

>>6927482
It will be funny seeing you regret this.

>>6927479
eww, don't talk about me creep

>>6927488
>>6927485
original comment

>>6927486
ill do it eventually

Evening

I'm a faggot lol

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>>6927492
Longer you wait the worse it will get.

>>6927493
Hi Fag.

>>6927493
a faggot engaged to a faggot not surprising

>>6927496
Sup kid