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>>6924556
>icon ultima
i wonder if they still remember me there
i wonder if mobius remembers me l-lol
that picture might be too lewd for blue senpai
>>6924526
i do it out of habit but also for fun
that's a nipple
but im an autoandrophile
lesbians are gay
im a automobile
this bread is gonna b buletod
>>6924555
Moar?
I'm so tired of men hurting me and using me and scaring me and so I'm only dating women from now on
>>6924573
you're adorable
>>6924573
vrrom vroom!
>>6924577
v gay
>>6924573
im gonna ride u all night then h-haha
>>6924577
I thought you were the one using men?
Sorry if that's been happening to you tho that sucksss :c
>>6924555
..........
Is having a tranny gf worth it?
What's so good about? Why do you get chased so much?
>>6924577
The bimbo image can cause men to take advantage of you
>>6924588
closeted gays.
>tfw listening to A Very She and Him Christmas while working out
>>6924564
what was your username
>>6924588
male brain, possible benis, no monthly mood swing, no pregnancy to name a few
>>6924577
girllll
>>6924555
Dumbest pairing in the entire fanbase
>>6924599
its your fault you know
she wanted to be like you
>>6924599
maddie don't listen to this whore
>>6924570
Tfw no dirty redneck to smash my head against a toilet seat in the women's bathroom
>>6924596
snuggie
>>6924597
>male brain
I-I thought we had girl souls?
>>6924606
>you will never be a video game
gigi made it
she escapes our reality
>>6924606
I want boys to beat me up but
I don't want to die
what do >.<
So believe me, I get it.
You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I did end up fucking him and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>6924597
>male brain
>>6924597
>no pregnancy
I don't think that is relevant for gurls who want a tranny gf
>male brain
Nah, don't know about that. Who really knows? I think it's male and female in a way.
>no monthly mood swing
No period, okay, that's true.
>>6924597
>no monthly mood swing
nice meme.
Why the living fuck did I I become a walking talking stereotype when I started honmones.
Arrrrg
>>6924597
>male brain
not according to all research on that subject
>>6924606
Holy shit 10/10
>>6924607
don't remember you, I played from 2005-09 and its pretty much dead now.
>>6924608
men get larger brains desu
>>6924608
*lesbian souls
>>6924621
oh rip
i played like 2011-2013
>>6924604
maddie is her own person ok!!!
>>6924605
i just think that settling for dating women when you could just be the one breaking the hearts instead is bad idk
but i know that some girls get attached fast and stuff so idk
>>6924606
My sides are actually in orbit
>>6924617
Plz explain.
Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.
>>6924617
because all trannies are carbon copies of each other, duh : ^)
>no bf to dom
>>6924627
edie hi
>>6924628
That unreal engine has the best graphics
>>6924638
>Oh boy, all 100 elements?
better than 0 elements
>>6924632
>tfw no bf to dom me
>>6924630
agreed
>>6924564
BE MY GF YOU DUMB SHIT
>>6924623
If males get larger brains then why do you believe stupid shit like this?
>>6924627
>maddie is her own person ok!!!
she wanted to be a slut like you
my tummy hurts
>>6924646
no
>>6924632
don't tease me
>>6924642
s-source?
>>6924629
Like I started to act different,
I have noticed it a lot now, but when I started esteogen and the appropriate I have become like the über Australian bushie sterotype.
I didn't take in the "omg barbie girl" personality but my personality still seemed to radically shift into outback girl.
>>6924650
>my tummy hurts
-raspberry-
>>6924570
I guess so.
I dunno, I'm still early transition, but all the stuff ahead of me seems so daunting and overwhelming, and I'm starting to doubt I can ever actually pass.
Sometimes I just wanna give up and detransition, but I can't because I remember what not being on hrt and trying to live as a guy was like, and it was an absolute nightmare.
>>6924648
Wales have the bigist branes but there dumb lul
>>6924638
So that's why so many men are now into trannies?
>>6924654
it sucks desu
>>6924657
no pls don't
>>6924650
i hate tummy ouchies
>>6924653
This triggers my AGP.
>>6924634
hi nim how are youuu
>>6924649
i'm not the only slut in the world!!
plus idk you gotta be the kind of girl who is ok with things just being what they are.
use the guy for sex if you want sex, use him for food if you want that. if you want a relationship then get that out of him.
but the whole high expectations thing... you'll always be let down if you approach it like that.
plus guys get scared easy so you gotta approach 'em real slow, like hunting an animal
>>6924652
thank
>>6924664
me too ;; owow
>>6924662
>not until marriage
my kinda of senpai
>>6924671
yeah yeah yeah
>>6924673
yeah yeah yeah
>>6924658
No easy paths i guess, but this one is probably going to give you the best rewards. Perk up, you can handle it, other girls before you have already <3
>>6924662
>no
>intimidating and scary
You're not, I'm not, who are you talking about??
>>6924668
>all their body info
Is there really that much info that they need the whole brain to process it? Doesn't make that much sense to me desu.
>>6924665
Degeneracy.
>>6924676
wtf
thats not a response
maev wut r u doing
maev
maeve wtf
oh hey overwatch is back up
>>6924678
Glass houses darling.
>>6924678
You seem to spend more time reacting to things you disapprove of than talking to people about things you like or are interested in
>>6924680
wow right when i snug up in blankets and put controller away
wtf is wrong with them
I just had this new male co-worker try to hit on me.....
>>6924668
It's not the physical size that I think matters, given yes, that's a fact. I don't like what you're implying, and I don't like that you think I have a male brain.
>>6924682
Not as triggered by this one.
>>6924663
>no pls don't
-raspberrries more-
>>6924665
>making the sub beg for it
Ugh, this is such a turn-off. The master shouldn't be told what to do, it's hotter when they just take what they want
>tfw you wanna play vidya but food made you sleepy-weepy
>>6924632
iktf
>>6924632
>>6924653
>>6924699
I want to choke a boy with my thighs but then I remember that I have a gross penis and I feel bad
>>6924679
you're gonna break the record for the most times "maeve" has been said by one person
>>6924690
this means you are a pretty girl tho
>>6924697
But the master wants him to beg...
>>6924702
>Prefer the girl on the left
>Am I a chaser?
you at the very least have very very bad taste
>>6924706
I wish I was
The guy is just dumb that he can't tell I'm a tranny lol
Hello again. I think taking a break from here did me good. How is everyone?
>>6924690
Is he cute
>>6924710
Personally I like to create a narrative that it's not voluntary.
>>6924698
sleepy-weepy
>>6924705
the weak should fear the strong
>>6924706
maevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaeve
>>6924718
He wasn't
He was mixed race and was talking like a hood rat
>>6924723
weepy-sleepy
post ur tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni75mYuwvlg
>>6924716
glad it did u gud
i am okie
are you feeling good rn?
>>6924725
kek
>>6924716
>mfw I will never be this cute
>>6924683
Thanks. I'm worried about it messing with the five other types of pills i take. Maybe I'll self med eventually, but not now.
>>6924723
sleepi weepi pooki wooki
>>6924730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0sARrdX2BY
>>6924736
If your other pills aren't full of potassium and don't fuck your blood pressure, I think you'll be good.
being a chaser wasn't working out
so i became the chased
>>6924715
ok
>>6924726
ok
>>6924714
ok
(but for real i want to push your cute nose like a button)
tfw not kiwi
tfw no qt pook gf
thnx >///<
>>6924737
>that's p rapey
I want to be raped by a qt boy
HEROIN, GIVE ME SOME FUCKING HEROIN ROBIN. I GOT MONEY, IM 2 HOURS AWAY, WHERE IS THE FUCKING HEROIN??
Does anyone else here like to lurk in /ftm/ general? It's slow but they have interesting discussions
>>6924735
why tf would u wanna be a weird furry thing?
just to not be u?
i can kinda understand that
>>6924742
maeve ur bullying me
>>6924746
y u blushing for patpats
>>6924577
>implying any real men want you.
in denial chasers aren't men either. :p
>>6924751
i should cuz im mtftm hehehe
>>6924752
im sorry :(
but if i cant hugg you
what else is there to do
>>6924732
>are you feeling good rn?
I'm feeling pretty great right now : )
>>6924735
Shoulda gone for the male-to-anime-fox transition instead
>>6924737
>r u a furry?
I don't think I count as one. I do like cute anthro animal art tho like ovopack of this artist, I don't remember his name but it was sourced to pixiv.
>>6924730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTBSQKh8teE
http://www.yourtango.com/2015281885/12-things-ive-learned-first-year-my-vagina
I'll have One vagina please
I thought of a good trip to bully you all with ^-^
>>6924763
I'll have Two vagina please
>>6924763
book in with suporn then
fuck
>hungry
>horny
>a little tired
>a bit of a headache
I dont know what to prioritize here.
>>6924770
no im not wtf
im a boi
b o i
B o Y y Y
u can callm e a girl when im on hrt
>>6924774
Seriously I'd probably cry after ngl
>>6924776
get mac and cheese
>>6924776
take some pain and sleep meds and go to bed.
>>6924676
maeve a cute
>>6924677
gotta process all the data for tons and tons of muscle tissue, for the most part the brain automatically does a lot of stuff
>>6924699
grace a cute
>>6924693
I was mainly talking about size, you can hormone you way to make it more feminine, that and having male experiences makes men easily to relate to ans understand rather then a foreign concept
>>6924669
>plus idk you gotta be the kind of girl who is ok with things just being what they are.
>using men for sex and their money
That's not really that way things are, at least for the majority of us that aren't a horrible stereotype like you.
If you want to be like that then go right ahead but don't try and convince people that the way you treat men is "how things are" for most women because it's not. Anyone that uses men or women in that fashion is not a good person plain and simple.
>>6924763
>you will never have a female orgasm
>>6924776
order pizza, take some aspirin, wait for the pizza boy to get there fuck him and then share your pizza and kick him out and go to sleep
>>6924780
BOOK IT IN
O
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I
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I
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>>6924789
>implying the male g spot isn't superior
>>6924776
>hungry
>eyes burning from looking at phone/computer all week, every waking hour
>hungry because only two small meals a day
>cold
>face has acne from recent unhealthy habits
>hungry
>repressing again
>my hair makes me look like an emo that got dragged out the gutter
What do
>>6924783
grumble grumble
>>6924791
I like how you think anon.
>>6924791
I remember those old 80's pizzahut boxes....guess I'm a hon. *sigh*
>>6924770
What do you have against furries? I get that there are a lot of weirdos out there but the interest in itself is fine. Kinda like not all trannies are those obnoxious loudmouth tumblrites.
>>6924801
remember the bigfoot?
>>6924800
i told you i could spot you
>>6924795
>implying postop orgasm isn't hitting the male gspot
Or are you saying that getting slammed in your vagina until you cum isn't female
>>6924785
purity is three cutes
>>6924806
its pretty gay to be fucked in your vagina by a boy
ngl
>>6924799
stop repressing first of all.
>>6924806
Can we please stop talking about vaginas I'm triggered.
>>6924749
I don't do heroin, I do codeine
I just said I wanted heroin to OD on 'cause codeine isn't like other opiates, it's really painful to OD on
>>6924807
t-t-thanks
>>6924803
>remember the bigfoot?
Fuck yeah I do haha. Those things were huge especially since I was like 4-5 years old. I used to think that's what bigfoot ate. xD
Do you remember those tiny personal pan pizza's that made and give away to kids that did that reading program in grade schools? Like after 3 stars you'd get a free personal pan pizza and a drink. I loved getting those.
>>6924810
I want to be a faggot pretty badly then
>>6924802
Furries just bug me. I don't hate them or anything, but Red's pmuch the only furry I know of that has enough redeeming qualities to be worth befriending.
>>6924813
fine lets talk about XX and XY sex chromosomes of humans.
>>6924814
Is it? Shit, and I tried as well.
ODing on the heroin was also my eventual aim but mainly it's because I'm tired of codeine. Been taking that ever since my tramadol supply ran out. Thanks anyway.
Do you ever watch the same anime twice?
>>6924820
Yeah red is super nice : )
She's a good example
>>6924813
we could talk about babies instead
>>6924817
>Those things were huge especially since I was like 4-5 years old
I know right!
we only had them once and chibi me was all
woooahhhh :O
>Do you remember those tiny personal pan pizza's that made and give away to kids that did that reading program in grade schools? Like after 3 stars you'd get a free personal pan pizza and a drink. I loved getting those.
we didnt have those
we had happy meal certificates instead
>>6924819
[email protected]
it can be yours for 16k USD + flights
it will be gone
it will finally be gone
>>6924826
i watched love stage twice
>>6924832
only 16k + flights, I thought it was 30k + flights.
>>6924835
its 550000 baht
>>6924832
>dem little stubby legs and hands
No thank you.
>>6924831
>i have the xx
You're literally a girl
>>6924832
It's free if I get a military frankengina
>>6924825
tfw no black tranny heroin junkie gf
>>6924831
>i have the xx
why are you here? :o
Goodnight /mtfg/
>>6924826
sometimes
>>6924853
sometimes
>>6924846
>wanting a 93 ford lincoln instead of a 2017 audi r8
>>6924855
>because i have a penis and im socialized male
but ur a girl, just get that thing snipped and you're a cissie
>>6924860
literally not
i came across a genetic mutation in the womb and i'm a fucked up mutant
>>6924858
Are you saying my vagina should come with heated seats and a rear view camera
>Driving anything less than a 1980s Japanese Eurobeatmobile.
>>6924863
I am saying you should get the best you can afford, and you can afford it, instead of getting a goverment literal shitbox
>>6924852
nini <3
>>6924862
you're the cutest mutant ever <3
>>6924862
so you are a ftmtf?
>>6924862
so you grew a dick but for all other parts you're a female? sounds like a dream to me compared to regular transition
>>6924877
no not all my other parts.
i had all my female parts p much removed at birth
my male parts arent properly developed though
>>6924881
>i had all my female parts p much removed at birth
sexist piggus
>>6923884
Then why dont you link me to it ;_;
>>6924876
do you have any uterine tissue?
do you get periods?
do you think if you got srs and a stem cell MRKH vagina you could get pregnant?
>>6924881
I never had any female parts to begin with and all my male stuff is fully developed. Do you know what agony it is to have to shave every day more than once and still be left with a shadow?
color me jelly as fuck
>>6924881
thats fucked up
you would have thought they would have checked your karotype before cutting bits off
>tfw making reckless purchases online
>>6924886
>wanting to see kiwi lewds
>>6924887
there's no way she's fertile
if they removed her female parts and kept the male ones
its over
QUICK CHECK:
Who in this thread has transitioned and currently lives as a woman and/or is treated as such IRL?
Don't get too philosophical.
>>6924885
there was a potential they would kill me.
>>6924887
All parts of that were removed at birth due to a possibility of literally killing me.
Once a month I get mood swings real badly for about 4-10 days. Also get hot flashes and cold flashes, really bad night sweats, and odd cravings according to my family.
No I do not think so.
>>6924889
I do know how that feels.
I literally shave every single day because im self conscious and still see shadow.
I used to have to take supplements and almost had to start T injections to make myself properly developed so it kinda contributed to ruining my femininity in a way.
>>6924890
The female bits were literally going to kill me.
My life would have ended if they didn't perform the procedures they did, OR so im told.
>>6924897
^^
It is over.
>>6924886
hey remembre me
>>6924891
gimme kiwi lewds
>>6924904
Add a male chin size and >6' height so nobody can miss my failed face to the mix and you're where I'm at.
>>6924903
aye mate
>>6924908
you have all my lewds
>>6924889
>tfw never had much facial hair
>tfw don't pass anyway
>>6924916
I'm too self conscious to post onto passgen but I'm 99% sure I don't pass.
>>6924903
>>6924918
Are you going to kill yourself? I'm going to kill myself/
>>6924915
that's not a lewd
that's a skelly
>>6924924
it's a hard knock life
>>6924925
should i take more
>>6924927
shit life.
>>6924903
Meeeee
I'm a month fullt ime now
>>6924923
>no transbian gf to make amateur porn with
damn he used 2 be chubby
>>6924931
everyone says that but like
irl not many say that
also yeah i use lighting to make the shadow be hidden
im 5'9" 135 lbs or so
>>6924929
more skelly
>>6924937
this is one specific feel that i don't know
>>6924947
>>6924903
>has transitioned
I've been on hrt for a while but it doesn't really do anything so I'm not sure if I count as transitioned.
>currently lives as a woman
Yeah I've been fulltime for a few months
>and/or is treated as such IRL?
Not yet I'm afraid :(
Everyone feel free to tell me how far away I am from passing
https://unsee.
cc/tidosega/
>>6924934
why havent you started your transition yet?
>>6924903
I'm a month into transition and I crossdress every day
but I don't pass
XD
>>6924903
never been gendered female by a stranger to date
nice shot wtf
>>6924953
Fuck you, you say you don't pass and you look like that? Mocking me.
>>6924953
cute girl
I saw Kayla at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>6924949
>tfw I also don't know this feel
>>6924971
<33
>>6924973
this is believable
>>6924960
But how? You seem to pass in this pic
>>6924973
Lmao
>>6924954
Not being trans, for example.
>>6924973
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>6924962
I get clocked more often than not so I must be doing something wrong still. Voice or the stuff I wear outside probably.
>>6924970
Thank you : )
>>6924985
I can't read this.
>>6924983
you just happen to hang around with a bunch of trannies and just happen to be depressed all the time
>>6924989
Well if even you don't pass then I may as well just give up.
>>6924953
be advised
I am going to ravage you
>>6924999
nice trips and stop being so down on yourself, passing isn't just about looks there's other aspects. If you walk with shoulder swagger hunched forward like a dude, people are gonna think ur a dude.
Hypothetically, if a law is passed giving trans people the option to use whatever public toilet they want, isn't that technically discrimination, since they get a choice that cis people don't get?
Or would the law effectively make separate toilets meaningless, because anyone trying to stop a person, trans or cis, from using the "wrong" toilet would be discriminating?
The only third option I can see would be demanding proof of trans status and then they don't have a choice after that, which obviously would just make them feel more out of place.
>>6925002
As a Grand Master autist I know fuck-all about body language therefore I'm fucked in that respect.
>>6924999
Well judging by the feedback I can pass and I'm doing better than I thought, I just need more work. I don't know about you tho, you'll be the judge of how fucked you are.
>>6925001
:O
Can we combine this with >>6924937
>>6925005
I think the best way to go about it is to not make a fuss about it. Things have worked just fine in the past, the only thing that changed is that some asshats started to harass people who went to womens bathroom based on their looks, if there's any legislation that should be done it should be to fuck over those asshats.
>>6925016
I hate you, you don't know the pain of us hons.
i am not a good video games person
I want to dive face first into a shallow pool rn and idk why
i feel happy??
but i still wanna feel pain???
HELLO???
WTF
>>6925020
maevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaevemaeve
>>6924949
Same
Good feel to not know this feel
>>6925019
This sounds like something I would have posted just a few months ago.
>>6925020
Hello I am the video games person how can I help you with video games?
>>6924985
idk wat da fuck you trannies are up to
but dis is some good pasta
just wish i had garlic bread
>>6925019
>I hate you
this seems like a healthy conclusion to come to
>>6925025
Pleaseeeee please link it here when you and chara do porn
>>6925031
nah I don't think that's happening
I'm sure some anon will link it for you
>>6925025
its so much money for video gamesss
>>6925029
i replied to a classic /tv/ pasta with another classic /tv/ pasta. but me? i'd serve crab legs
>>6924903
This is my third year of going stealth at my university, what do I win?
>>6925022
i will hugg you if it causes physical pain
>>6925028
give me hacks
>>6924949
Post butte or link
>>6924994
I'm depressed for good reasons and I hang out here because Im cripplingly lonely and got nowhere better to be.
And I think a lot of you are cute.
>>6925044
haha yeah
fuck i want to go to a bar
18 year old drinking age in America WHEN???
>>6925039
I'm afraid hacks won't help you with other than getting banned.
Diagnosis: casul
Prognosis: being bad
Treatment: gitting gud
>>6925055
Come to finland and sell me weed famalam.
>>6925034
Why are you doing porn when you're rich?
>>6925066
>Come to finland and sell me weed famalam.
I dont know any dealers up there and im paranoid about getting caught by border checks. They been checking more often with the rapefugees and shit.
>>6925060
Anyway whats bee up with you? Still madly platonic with your roommate? Still guitars and trash and uh....gumbo?
Am I passable?
be honest
>>6925078
as an 8 year old yes.
>>6925005
There doesn't have to be a law. Everyone can already use whatever bathroom they want, unless prohibited by the establishment they're in. The only place they can't is in retard states like NC, and internal pressures are probably going to overturn that law soon enough anyway.
There's literally no reason to add legislation to bathrooms that's fucking retarded.
>>6925009
It comes naturally to me but sometimes I still gotta think about posture and stuff. Try to keep from slouching, keep your arms turned so your elbows face back rather than out, stuff like that. If I had time irl with you I could give you better advice I guess, but that's what I can think of rn.
>>6925075
just call them ableist shitlords and to check their privelege as you're a tranny and need weed to operate
>>6925079
I want some chara porn
>>6925075
The border checks are pretty superficial afaik. Just put it your butt or something if you're super worried.
>>6925085
hi pook
I almost peed myself because the bathroom was occupied
>///<
>living full time as a girl
Could y'all be anymore gay?
>>6925050
unsee
.cc/debasino
just googlerino surpriseitssteak
there i did both for you
>>6925079
i only care about the viewer k/d ratio
two nights ago we hit over 2k and were getting the straight normies off the front page that didn't know we had a penis or didn't know i had a penis because we were doing pov blowjob
>>6925077
yeah we're platonic as hell. she got back like a week and a half ago. and my band has a lot of shows. oh and i lost my job but it's cool.
im in nashville rn
>>6925093
omg
messy baby
>>6925096
Oh shit no more guitar center? My condolences. Whats in nashville? Gasp are you touring
How do I stop cutting if cutting numbs dysphoria and self-hatred?
>>6925110
u find a better outlet for ur feelings
>>6925107
>not wanting to put stuff in your butt
And you call yourself Swedish? Disgrace tbqhdesu fampai.
>>6925113
like what?
>>6925109
lmao no not touring just came up for a couple nights just to do it
>>6925096
>i lost my job
did they finally close down the place or did they just were buttheads?
either way, I'm sorry to hear that :(
>>6925107
I found a finnish guy on some random discord so I asked him where to get weed in helsinki
he was just like "just look for some niggers"
I was like "..................................................... sounds like a great way to get gang raped if you ask me m8"
>>6925095
Post girltinkler now
post penis
>>6924978
idk, obviously I don't IRL
>>6925095
I found this pic for you. I couldnt think of a good filename but I know somethings there.
>>6925128
you first
>>6925119
Oh ok. I hope you tour later, that'd be cool.
>>6925123
>hugs
No one wants to hug me lmao
>art
I'm not good at that
>music
I have no taste
>sex
same as hugs
>>6925114
Tfw last viking, I dont do that gae shit.
>>6925121
Hey dont diss his advice, thats how me and my old man hook up when abroad.
>>6925131
but then everyone will call it cute :(
>>6925128
When I can find it again. it keeps shrinking.
>>6925117
idk talking
>>6925136
>Tfw last viking, I dont do that gae shit.
You honestly think that vikings didn't do gay shit on their långbåt journeys? Besides it's only gay if it's a guy's dick in your butt so you'd be less gay than the vikings.
h o h o h a h a
>>6925055
D-do you think I'm cute???
>>6925125
no i ain't posting cock, that's gay dude
>>6925130
i don't understand mason
i want to cut my dick off
psst, pook is h o h o h a h a don't tell her i said that
>>6925064
>need to be 21 to drink
KEKED
>>6925150
Vikings didnt gay it up dont revisionize proud viking history. They went on long ass långbåt journeys and then raped the shit out of the women in the areas they raided.
>>6925157
I cant remember what you looked like.
How much weed do i need to smoke to get rid of my loneliness derived from the lack of friends (they're all in college and I'm alone)
>>6925128
After SRS.
>>6925168
i got reckurd.
>>6925172
There will never be enough.
>>6925128
only if kato agrees to do porn with me some day, talk to her
>>6925163
>Cut dick off
What would this accomplish?
>>6925189
>wtf i dont have to post dick
That's where you're wrong kiddo
>>6925190
wtf is that shit
>>6925189
Post the cutest penis of any trip please!
>she
>>6925180
>different vidya
idk what other games to get, I'm not one to spend a lot of money like that.
>go outside
Idk what I'd do tho
>buy nice things
I'm not one to buy stuff, I'm tight with money
>watch GOT
I need someone to watch with
>>6925203
Hit yourself in the testes :3
>>6925203
probably because it's cute
>>6925202
if u mean me i got srs xd
>>6925190
wtf
>>6925203
Nah.
A bit of novacaine, boil all your tools and you're set.
>>6925180
Yeah but I'm too lazy to go all that way by bus
Also. My family sucks and I hate when they know I've gone anywhere.
>>6925207
You are she.
No one can take this from you
>>6925221
did she die
>>6925190
At least she was apparently smart enough to do it in a hotel. Still dumb tho.
>>6925203
Hey, you want other girls to take a risk but won't take it yourself? Rude.
>>6925207
ura girl
>>6925210
Get Civ 5
or Overwatch
outside is nice to just walk around or ride a bike or meet random people and say hi
that's why i said buy nice stuff not random stuff
Like a nice dress to wear outside
I'd watch w/you but I'm p busy lately. Next weekend mebbe?
>hey can you do something for me? actually, im going to tell you to do this and you're going to do it. tell our manager you need another shirt and give it to me because they wont give me a female shirt.
>'i have an extra do you want it?'
>sure, that works.
did hrt make me alpha with women??
>>6925229
I've played Civ 5 and Overwatch is like $40-60, I'm not willing to spend that much atm
>>6925221
>idg why she only removed one herself and got the other one done professionally though?
cause then she only paid half price
>>6925229
why is a hotel smarter?
Also, fuck him. I used to clean hotel rooms.
If I had to clean a pool of blood and a bollock, I'd have given him hell for it.
>>6925219
"o shit waddup"
I need it for SRS okay??
>>6925223
I still haven't seen it but I'm making an educated guess it's extremely cute
>>6925224
>>6925223
You can't be horny with tummy ache :3
>>6925237
Meme or not. :3
>>6925227
nope, she's from Iceland and still a regular in the Firememes room a few years later
>>6925190
Why are so many trannies mentally ill?
>>6925096
how did it happen, weren't you a manager?
>>6925245
comes with the gig
>>6925244
OH WAIT you posted it in discord once I think unless I'm thinking of a different gt
Confirmed v. cute
>>6925230
Holy shit beep's in command
>>6925232
It's more about the time you get out of it.
But ok I can send you like, Umineko patches if you want, if you haven't played that VN yet.
>>6925234
In a hotel you can leave a note for them to call the ambulance for you and you can also tell the lobby to call one asap for you if you didn't pass out from cutting yourself.
There was something else too but i forgot it.
>>6925241
i like meme
i'm also horny but torsion won't stop it. it feels like my chest is on fire and i want my nipples to be licked and pinched
>>6925244
>i dun like it
iktf They wanna play with it too. I want it gone. I want srs.
>>6925250
wtf
>>6925252
no it's fine anon
>>6925229
Overwatch doesnt let u pick maps and is less fun because of that
>>6925252
We had plenty of people come to use a room for adultery, prostitution, drug use, and the occasional suicide, but never self-surgery.
>>6925257
>>6925245
Having one mental illness generally increases your likelihood of having other co-morbid mental illnesses.
>>6925257
sorry, my mom taught me always to be honest
>>6925245
normal people aren't cray enough to transition
>>6925254
You're like a meme treasure-trove. Teach me.
Where is girlfriend 4 to quench fire?
>>6925190
>>6925273
I'm sorry I couldn't help :(
>>6925276
well she's on the phone walking her dad through hooking up a router/modem setup at their poolhouse
she came over and started teasing me but i stopped her because i didn't want her dad to remember all those sounds
>>6925287
There your gt already got called cute. Now you can post w/o fear.
>>6925290
no
i dunt want it
>>6925287
cute af unfortunately
does anyone here know if it's possible to activate a new phone without leaving home? going outside is scary desu
>>6925289
Pooh but she's going to take care of business later.
What happens when someone licks your nipples? Just like lick or like a soft bite and a suck?
>>6925277
This is what Hitler died for.
>>6925294
no its not you are a liar.
might not be TrueTrans™ girls
"Pooh" I really really really really hate autocorrect.
Umm, question. Does HRT make your butt get softer?
Asking for a friend
>>6925297
i don't know, i don't think so. maybe you can do it online idk :c
how do you think she's doing now?
>>6925305
hrt turns your butt into a magnet that sucks up all the dicks
and yes your skin gets softer
>>6925311
that's pookie
she's ok
>>6925311
>tfw no comfy room under someone's bed
tho id rather cuddle with them instead of be trapped like that
>>6925311
thriving
tfw ur the most alpha guy at work
>>6925317
my magnet isnt working
yaaaawns. evening, girls.
here for advice :
i'm 6 mos into hrt and things are going well, but i'm on only 1mg of estrogen, and that's up from 0.5 last month. should i double my dose without telling my doc? it's hard to get in for appointments, and i have enough pills to last.
>>6925311
it makes me so sad that this is fake :(. at least the picture isn't related to that
>>6925331
Yes go to 6
>>6925298
Lots of things happen when I lick her nipples, I think hers have been having a growth spurt as of late so they are super sensitive and make her super horny, its like two little benises on her chest. she likes the licking the most but sometimes i cant help biting cause they feel so good.
anyhow we gotta go, its business time
>>6925321
Grace, I'd like to offer you a living space locked in a cage under my bed. Do you accept?
>>6925302
Certified AGP® is a more prestigious designation anyways
>>6925317
My butt hasn't sucked up any dicks though, and I never have lewd thoughts. Am I special?
>>6925331
>1mg
>up .5
What. I was prescribed 2mg daily from the start
>>6925340
:3 I want this someday
>>6925347
Your PURE~~~ <3
>>6925343
I guess.
Whatever it is, it isn't going away.
>>6925331
I was on 4mg in two weeks
admittedly i'm selfmed but
wtf is this 6months on 1mg that's like a quarter of me
>>6925344
Why not 6?
>>6925317
Happy birthday! I hope it went well
>>6925352
carry a donor card for when you have a PE
>>6925343
Can you certify me?
>>6925352
Enjoy your cone tits
>>6925353
It's a ton, not many need that much. I've only known one person to take 6 mg
>>6925362
Does high estrogen cause contents?
>>6925358
4 should hopefully be fine, though it is ofc playing with fire when selfmedding if you aren't getting tested. 4 mg put me at over 1000 pg/ml estrogen.
>>6925351
Thankfully both are memes and trans is trans
>>6925361
You need to speak to the board of fetishists but I don't think there will be much difficulty
>>6925364
The ham ham is asking about you
http://goboiano.com/list/5095-male-cosplayer-nails-the-cutest-felix-re%253Azero-cosplay-ever
>a man passes better than you
How does this make you feel?
>>6925356
ty, i just went out to lunch
it was pretty uneventful
>>6925362
i don't have conetits
i did it the same way
>>6925364
Oh OK, I'm going up to 2 this month
>>6925371
Does she want to talk? I told her I would message only after 2 am for safety but I was anxiously awaiting 2.
>>6925379
Yes
>>6925369
Wtf
Are you that girl with super high estrogen levels naturally?
>>6925373
>east asian
ezpass
they don't even need hrt mostly
if I got a job right now
I would be 35 when I got srs
>>6925373
>that photo editing
we can all be cute with the power of photoshop!
>>6925221
Maybe she couldn't get them both removed right away? I sure as fuck cant but might be eligible if I showed them I wanted it this hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVhvqzCiztA
>>6925373
i want that boypussy
>>6925343
(Y)
>>6925328
ur a pretty lady tho WTF
sass betrayed me
she told me to do a thing
and i listened to this thing
and now my abdomen is in many pains
>>6925388
That's not too bad, is it?
>>6925370
I wanted you to certify me
>>6925393
What about the cute appendage
:^)
>>6925383
a pulmonary embolism
basically a heart attack caused by a blood clot due to a fucked up endocrine system
>>6925393
I'm sorry :(
This usually works when I don't want the horniness.
Maybe I'm weaker than you.
>>6925399
scary desu
but idk if i would succumb to a heart attack
doesn't seem like me
>>6925388
Tfw surgery never helps
>>6925395
I'm not on the board, you'll have to speak to someone who is ;-;
>>6925383
>Why am I getting cone tits?
Because you're a non-intersex tranny. We all get cone tits.
>>6925391
I want your boypussy :3
>>6925406
nobody ever plans on it
like nobody cares about cancer until they get it
>>6925342
Sure!
>>6925369
>4 mg put me at over 1000 pg/ml estrogen.
Wew
I'm double that and 251 pg/mL
>>6925418
Oh shi-
>>6925422
Tfw Ffs and can still master boy mode
>>6925408
But you're Elanna! You can do anything. ;-;
>>6925426
that's what my levels were prehrt >> I'm a freak
>>6925430
PUNKED
>>6925432
>how do i make them not be cones?
be born with XX
other than that I got no idea
>>6925431
people dont care about trannies as much as we worry they do
how does hrt breast growth even work?
>>6925418
Maybe put an ice pack on it? :3
>>6925437
implants
>>6925432
What will we do once I'm yours?
>>6925439
Same way it does for every girl, just a little late. A girl fetus and a boy fetus are pretty much indisguishable for the first trimester after all, our bodies react to hormones the same
>>6925438
I was memeing but yeah most don't give a shot about trannies.
It's only the mental cases that hate us lol
>>6925369
>555 pg/mol on 2mg E
>Doubled dose anyway because impatient with progress
>>6925431
Slipping back into BDD huh? Shame youw ere doing so well
>>6925442
do you know anyone who makes good implants?
>>6925435
Jesus
I wonder what my estrogen is at now
My first month of hrt it was 155
And then it went up 100
I wonder if it's gone up more
>>6925445
glad I actually looked cause I was going to feel really bad if I memed you into posting lol
>>6925448
so it becomes actual breast tissue instead of just relocated fat? what is it about cones? do genetics effect how big they get?
>>6925454
fairly sure the silicone ones are made an china and shipped over here
the saline ones too, but the liquid comes separate to the bag
>>6925443
I'll deprive you of food, entertainment, and affection until you consent to dramatic body-altering surgeries. But then I'll give you cuddles.
>>6925456
almos tmemed hUheeHE
>>6925462
What kind of surgeries are we talkin about
>>6925453
I would really really recommend against that so highly
was not fun for me at all, and thats what my levels were on 2 as well
What was your E level before hrt?
>>6925455
yay :3
>>6925457
yeah guess so :3
like what do you think is special about you that would protect you from a coronary event
>>6925458
Yes. Cones are partly based on genetics, but mostly based on your boobs growing too fast for the skin to stretch out properly.
>>6925463
Almost?
post cute penis isla, is required
>>6925463
jk tho
>>6925466
High quality SRS
Maybe take your teeth and voice from you
Not too keen on messing with your senses or limbs but we'll see what happens.
>>6925468
so once they are stable I'm gonna need some surgeon to get them looking nice?
>>6925468
I learn so much from you girls. I'm glad I made this site with moot.
>>6925468
But I feel great and I'm actually seeing some progress now
>What was your E level before hrt?
No idea, I was such a shut-in pre-HRT that I couldn't even go get a blood test without sperging out in the nurse's station. i tried twice before giving up.
Who wants to be my qt trap gf? ;)
>>6925413
i like when ppl want it !!
>>6925431
ur a meme
>>6925462
thats fuckin spokky
>>6925475
SRS I'm down for but
Uh
the rest scare me
I'd like to keep my teef
And my voice
And my senses
And my limbs
>>6925479
How old are u?
>>6925479
are you a cis girl bottom?
>>6925479
if you replace gf with husband then yes
>>6925479
yeah yeah yeah
>>6925479
Are you a cis girl top?
>>6925453
You know BDD is a myth
You mean dysphoria
>>6925481
No you
10:59 PM - Chara: i missed you
>heart soaring
>>6925483
>the rest scare me
That's what the abuse & neglect are for.
>>6925498
I uh
I'm rethinking this a little bit
>>6925496
ive been following u on seedy
i have 8 gigs of pics of u.
do not threaten me.
jokes
>>6925479
I'm afraid I'm not particularly qt or trapish, but tell us more about yourself.
>>6925501
>I'm rethinking this a little bit
Well figure out something to fix that too.
You'll wake up here sometime this week, keep your windows unlocked.
>tfw u tranny chow
Tfw I'll never wear beautiful Emmy gowns.
:^(
>>6925504
My submissiveness finds something appealing in this
But uh
No I'm closing my windows and locking them sorry
>>6925511
Good girl~
>>6925488
Normal my ass.
90% of the trannies here are andro by 6 months while I looked completely the same.
>>6925497
Nobody misses Sass. :(
>>6925514
W-why are you calling me that
>>6925511
>No I'm closing my windows and locking them sorry
You'll just be making it noisier, glass isn't hard to break.
This is the kind of behaviour that makes me think something should be done about your hands.
guys i miss sass
why'd she leave us when we needed her most
>>6925526
You know I've been deciding what I wanna buy with this paycheck
I think you've just chosen "real fucking 12 inch blade dagger" for me
>>6925532
promise me you'll never die
..please
>>6925515
Wat
no
Maybe with a blurry picture
>>6925530
No, you don't get to bring anything with you, sorry.
I'll buy you new things after your procedures though!
>>6925530
A kitchen knife will also do in a pinch.
>>6925537
I can't bby. We all die.
But I promise I won't lie.
>>6925520
Because you're such a very good little girl of course...
show bikini pics
does anyone else ever get like sore all over like your blood is rly thick
>>6925549
Do you want cock pics?
>>6925553
uh
that doesnt sound good
you might wanna talk to a doctor
>>6925553
No but ever since I started hrt it stings when I pee
>>6925547
>Sure!
>YOU'RE NOT TAKING MEEEEEEE
You're sending mixed messages...
>>6925568
I said sure before you started saying things about wanting to take my limbs off..
>>6925563
me too a lil bit wtf
its not always but
its an every now and then thing
>>6925563
you need to drink more and pee more frequently. If it's not clear pee you're doing it wrong.
>>6925553
AIDS.
>>6925574
Exactly this
>>6925578
i've only had sex with virgins
>>6925551
because cuddles and warmth and all the happiness in the world
>>6925573
Take your limbs off? No, no!
Just your teeth and voice.
I'd just tie you down and atrophy the muscles in your limbs - but only if you did something to deserve it.
i'm just gonna drink more water i guess
>>6925580
its so fucking weird
like UHHHHmmMM
wtf???
first time i peed today it hurt
second time it was fine
third time it was fine too.
>>6925581
>Tfw kiwi will never have sex with non virgins like u.
+_+
>>6925581
Sometimes virgins have aids from their parents or a bad blood transfusion or a dirty needle from drug use.
>>6925593
headpat/tummyrub time for good girls
>>6925585
Why would you even want that?
new >>6925599
>>6925597
Nyaa
My tummy is too ticklish for rubs but I try to not be ticklish
>>6925603
that sounds cute, tickle time instead
>>6925604
Just one!?
>>6925611
NO PLEASE GOD NO
FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
I KINDA FLAIL AROUND AND STUFF WHEN I GET TICKLEDD
>>6925626
Mmmmm~ sounds more and more fun
>>6925637
I
>Actually<
kicked Kari when she tickled me
It was on accident but I dont have control of myself when I get tickled :T
>>6925645
Might have to tie you down then... for your own good :3
>>6925648
A-ahhh
Dont you uh
Have Chara to take care of?
Stop putting these nice thoughts in poor girl's heads!