So in two days I'm going to have give bf my virginity. Any

> I'm going to have give bf my virginity.
brepare ur boypucci
>Any good tips to prepare for anal?
Just be yourself :)

pee pee and poo poo before
bf no like
choco dick

>>6912453
but what if bf like choco dick?!!??

Just wait until you have SRS to have sex.

>>6912467
have a bag with choco near you,if he likes it you have to rub all over your boipuccy

Thanks for the quality info guys, could some 4chan gold members help me with more in depth tips?

>>6912481
eat lots of garlicy instant noodles and curry about an hour before sex. have him warm up your butt with a rimjob. enjoy

>>6912479
>tfw that's my fetish

>>6912443
have you ever used a dildo before? It'd probably be a good idea to start with something like that so you can go at your own pace. The first couple of times I had sex, the guy couldn't get in at all because I was too tight :/

>>6912548
this

op you better start practicing soon or you're both going to have an awkward bad time

>>6912548
>>6912569
I used to masturbate a lot with a few fingers so I don't think that will be a problem
I'm just a big clean freak so I want it to go a cleanly as possible

Douche yer shit the first few times, enemas aren't scary, eventually you'll get comfy enough to know when you aren't "dirty." And your bf will care less and less if there's a little shit on his dick. It's just a long term relationship thing, you'll both get more comfortable as you go.

Other than that just tell him to use anal w/ virgins 101.

>>6914136
wtf, how about stop eating processed foods and learn the glory of a nutritional diet high in fiber?

>>6914188
>le processed food is bad meme

It's such a loose fucking term. The difference between regular cheese and processed cheese is that processed cheese is regular cheese that's been melted. As soon as cheese is melted it is considered "processed cheese".

>>6912443
Cool and nice

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>>6912477
>SRS

Buy enema from Walgreens in laxative isle.
Put in butt
Shat it out
Use cloth to clean surface of asshole
Ur ready to get fuckkkkkked

It'll be great trust me. Also condoms. Be safe plus it shields his dick