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Previous thread >>6889036
i wish i could cry tears of blood, but i can't.
my body just isn't built that way.
1st fir daddy
>tfw no Trader Joe's
gg ez
>tfw u see a girl in the mirror these days
>>6889693
daddy does not deserve :/
I'm so lonely
I just want someone to hold me and make me feel special
(...and maybe do lewd stuff with)
Be honest /mtfg/
Can you take a pounding?
Me on top of you have holding you down hard sucking on your neck and choking you a little whispering into your hear how much I like your tight ass around my thick cock pounding in and out of you while I listen to your little moans making me fuck you harder until your to sore and beg daddy to stop?
>>6889696
Why is she using a phone as a banana
>>6889697
I dont know that feel.
>>6889701
i don't know
anime girls aren't what they used to be
>>6889700
faye is gonna teach me desu
>tfw i started progesterone
>peen is now tiny
I should have done this earlier
>>6889701
I'm dead now
>>6889700
H-hi
>>6889700
o///o
>>6889705
But Faye is a sub.
Alright asking this again since fresh thread.
I need some advice.
>Straight best friend of several years recently confesses he has loved me even before I came out
>DoesntThatMakeYouKindaGay.jpg? "yes I've accepted it, I love you"
>We both love each other
>YesItsHappening.jpg
>We talk sexual and passionately with each other, it's so perfect
>But then that week it seems like its not happening
>We are sort of entangled in a personal business together
>Day after, "we need to work out the business first before exploring us fully"
>Hang out, have great times
>He's also being talking and occasionally seeing a cisgirl for 2 months it seems casual.
>Seems to be good overall
I feel so dumb and confused over all this. I've never in my life felt so strongly for someone. I can't get him off of my mind. He is so attractive, successful, and protective of me. I don't want to self sabotage this. We have kinda cuddled since talking about this but I feel he is feathering the brakes on "it".
Do you think I will get to be with him in the end given this information? Should I even worry about the outcome and just be myself and see what happens? I feel so scared of this not working out. Pls help me.
>>6889700
give me the memes daddy
>>6889700
idk
we'll have to run some tests..
come over immediately
>>6889713
DoesntThatMakeYouKindaGay.jpg
>>6889700
*tummy flutters
m-more pls
>>6889710
hi
I wonder if Kayla ever came back from getting his shrimp tacos
>>6889700
I feel the sudden urge to masturbate
is this a bad idea, I want to start dressing like a doll desu
>>6889700
>daddy
mommy plz
>>6889712
Im talking about a diff one.
Who I made wwant to be a switch apparently
shes gonna teach me how to be a good subby fag
>>6889713
if he says he loves you then you're probably fine. you could probably bring it up casually, but you don't wanna fuck everything up.
>>6889723
mommy's here
mommy loves you
i just wanna be a girl and have girl sex
>>6889723
I'll be your mom pookiie
>>6889727
pookie egg kiwi mommi
So believe me, I get it.
You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP.
Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross.
He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late.
>>6889732
wtf is this shit
>>6889727
;-; pookiie already has mom
>>6889733
No homo bro
>>6889731
I already have 2 srry
>>6889732
im egg
>>6889727
that's my ear
>>6889726
Thanks. I think you are right. Everything from my intuition tells me its okay but my hamster wheel gets spinning and I start to freak out.
There are sissy caption threads over on /gif./ you know.
>>6889733
I'm a bully.
I like to add pathetic looking /v/irgins as friends on steam or msn or whatever and slowly make them dependent on me. Over time I wait for them to tearfully announce that they consider me their best friend.
Then I slowly bully them, starting slowly, then every day I get worse and worse.
On the first day I'll say "Aren't you silly"
On the second day I'll say "Aren't you being a bit pathetic?"
On the third day I'll call them a little freak
And so on until talking to me is just a barrage of insults, making them afraid of talking to me. I like to watch them slowly turn into pitiful dogs, falling in love with me all over again when I give them a snide compliment.
Then one day, when I feel like they would just die if they didn't have my abusive personality bearing down on them, I block and unfriend them without a second thought. I've seen people on 4chan begging me to re add them, desperately pleading with me through our mutual online friends, to whom I tell their closest and most intimate thoughts to in order to alienate them even more.
Sometimes I even let them add me again, I leave their pending invite for a week before accepting it, let them think I missed them, then ignore them for weeks. I've watched them talk to themselves for hours and hours, spilling their heart out, a smile curling on my lips before I respond with a simple insult and unfriend.
I watch as over the years peoples hatred of me grows, yet they continue to obsess over me. Their denial of obsession towards me, and their hatred when I know they would add me and fall in love with me all over again if I gave them a chance. As more and more people add me, thinking "oh, I guess all the bad things I heard was wrong", I slowly mould their mind to be dependent on me, then gradually turn them into another pathetic dog.
>>6889714
I have read that image 5 times and each time I read super meme first
nth for every poster here is a lovely person and deserves kindness
>>6889733
hi pol :)
There are sissy caption threads over on /gif./ you know.
>>6889700
Be honest anon
Can you make a taco?
Meat on top of cheese, holding it down and melting its tight little curds into a gooey mess, spreading through that tight yellow corn shell, lettuce glistening with dewy droplets as you place them atop the perfectly seasoned meat just before, with one final flourish, you release your smooth, creamy ortega medium taco sauce all over the top of it?
There are sissy caption threads over on /gif./ you know.
>>6889746
i love you
My favorite position is you laying down on ur stomach me on top with my arms wrapped around you soft body criss cross one hand on ur neck the other groping ur tits really using all my strength to hold you in place while all we hear is my balls slapping on you getting faster and faster and me getting more aggressive cuz that's all I know how to do and you getting more submissive. Really loving how soft ur little ass is settling into a rhythm and pressing down with my cock inside you moving it around in circles opening you up trying to get it deeper and deeper while you just lay there taking it letting me use you
>>6889744
Really makes you think.
>Press Y on reaper
>Get quad
>clean up last enemies
ggez
>>6889744
tfw no one to bully you
>>6889744
this triggers me real bad to be honest
>>6889763
>y
Console plebs get out
>>6889763
gg
ez
wait not q?
>>6889757
t-thank you
>>6889766
I play on PC but my mouse is kill
There's dank fresh pasta on /mtfg/ y'know
>>6889763
>xbox remote
>>6889756
I love you too.
>>6889751
it should fit me fine since I am a skeleton, also I am highly feminine even pre hrt
I really want frilly cloths desu, they are pretty expensive though so going to have to starve myself further :_:
>>6889744
Wow that's mean.
I like it.
>>6889769
You'll never get an answer. He's gone
>>6889770
>playing a multiplayer PC FPS with a console controller
geez, enjoy being raped
i would just use a touchpad at that point
>>6889741
eggu
>>6889763
>press y
>y
Ok you got me, I laughed
>>6889757
Use me like your ona-hole daddy
>>6889785
i use a wacom
does that make me pro
>tfw my bf likes pet play
>tfw i didnt even know it was my fetish till he put cat ears one me and called me kitty
>>6889771
I've covered wars y'know
>>6889757
A-anon...
>>6889793
get a nice collar too :3c
>>6889790
hurts just to think of that
>>6889801
i use an xbox controller for osu! too
Hi im dom, and cis.
>>6889793
pet play is a top tier fetish..
i want all of that to happen to me
>>6889793
Don't forget paws and a tail plug
>>6889793
have fun, that sounds hot.
>>6889799
I dont wanna seem to lewd
But i really wanna ask him to get one
#the struggle
>>6889805
can i dom quid too
>>6889813
get one with a cute bell on the front
>>6889805
hi dom & cis, i'm dad
>>6889744
Tfw all you want it to get fucked.
Ask me how I know
>>6889793
tfw no one to call you kitty
i'm gonna die mtfg
>>6889784
well I gotta go anyhow I guess, if you find out if anon can make a taco like a real tex-mex hero hmu
>>6889793
speaking of this, time to put cheska to bed ^~^
>>6889822
No dont die kitty
There, better?
>>6889804
I wish I could pull of dva fashion
>>6889812
I wonder which one is true.
>>6889815
Why are you asking me?
>>6889819
Hi dad why did you get murdered?
tfw paler than pale
tfw summers over and can't get a tan
>>6889828
she's pretty fashionable desu
>>6889825
Will do. Good night Soph Bloph
>She doesn't wear camo panties to protect their booty from foreign soldier boys
S m h
M
H
>>6889828
i wish i was dva
>>6889831
pale is cute tho
>>6889831
am paler
>>6889839
>>6889840
no i'm blinding pale you don't understand
>>6889830
So you could be Batman
>>6889838
If shinji could do it so can you!
>>6889825
o-oh okay
good night /mtfg/
>>6889826
..alittle
>>6889842
>tfwywnb kiwi level pale
>>6889840
>tfw tropical sun
I'm tan as shit
>>6889842
your pretty normal skintone wise
>>6889842
blindingly cute tho
>>6889842
qt af
>>6889830
that you're cis obviously
you being dominant is an impossibility
>>6889859
oke
let's take lots of pics together
Ok its class time
Gotta consentrate
>>6889700
oh..
>>6889857
stay pale, being lighter skinned is universally considered the best by every single culture in the world pretty much.
>>6889861
>>6889700
your going to have to buy me a ring first
>>6889864
but i'm sicilian
i should be darker..
>>6889866
im naked on skype nobody can stop me
>>6889871
arent u always?
Good night love yah guys. Kiss to all the pail skins out there
>>6889871
stop
>>6889874
tfw 13 more months to go until i'm d.va
tfw anon stops posting lewd stories
>>6889870
you will instinctively look better to others, trust me. Some people bleach their skin for the very reason, just look up queen Elizabeth the 1st
>>6889874
wow her hips got fat
>consider uploading picture to prove pale prowess
>see face
>crippling dysphoria
oh..
fuck i didn't mean to leave my trip on
>>6889887
oh, RIGHT SURE
recommend me some cloths /mtfg/, I like frills
>>6889885
>failure dom
Doesnt sound dom to me~
>>6889888
lauren
>>6889889
Don't make me dom you quid!
>>6889895
l m a o
All these roleplaying virgins pretending to be females and trying to get there rocks off to other 'girls' they've never seen irl
"Tfw u blind yourself with science"
"What did you do?"
"I looked at my dick"
>>6889899
*glomps*
How are you doing my friends?
>>6889899
quid is going to submissively headpat me irl
>>6889900
can u be my science teacher
>>6889899
i have a feminine rock
>massive shit
>reminds you you need someone inside you asap
What's the best way to find bug free boys to stab me with their meatsicles
>>6889899
sorry senpai
>>6889905
no
I dont know why you do this to me. I would never do anything like this to you.
I dont know why I care so much when you clearly dont care at all.
I didnt need this from you. Especially you.
I hope you're happy.
>>6889904
If you get your dick wet irl it is permissible carry on I'm new here don't bully me plz
tfw university exists
tfw can't skype people cuz of it
feels bad
now im just talking on discord with some faggot neets
oh wait im one of those too h-hahaha
>>6889911
its one of the dumbest conversations i've ever listened in on
Hi i have a vagina
>>6889918
we already knew that
>>6889918
I thought this waa mtf. Did you go through a surgery?
>>6889912
Oh dear someone fucked up
>>6889921
no just cis
>>6889908
I SAID "WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO GET A DISEASE-FREE DICKING
>>6889912
ahh..
Want to talk about this?
>>6889925
I hate that term. I am a male and i would never call myself a "cis male" just sounds utterly retarded.
You are either a girl or a trans girl.
>>6889912
SUICIDE WATCH.
IT'S HAPPENING OH GOD PLZ TELL ME IT'S HAPPENING
STREAM IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STREAM IT
im autism im sorry
>it will work
>it will work
>it will work
>it will work
fuck this phrase
fuck it so badly
this is so fucking stupid
>>6889929
did i trigger you?
>>6889929
lmfao sry that's not how life works
>>6889932
Me too.
i also have a really punchable face
>>6889934
No i could care less about your autism.
they gave me glass cups and metal cutlery
I wasn't expecting this desu
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BlIREcAu0PI
;)
>>6889937
You are not cute. No one will compliment you.
>>6889942
>autism
>>6889944
>triple dubs
noice
>>6889947
i don't hear anything intelligent in these lyrics
>>6889937
i'd punch that face [spoiler] with my tongue [/spoiler]
so who employed here?
are you out at work?
this is my current anxiety
why do the abusive stories on literotica turn me on .-.
is it because I have so little self worth?
>>6889958
i work and im out, everything is cool
>>6889948
Im not expecting to get complimented.
I want you to tell me how punchable my face is.
How someone would want to beat my face into a bloody pulp.
I desire to hear how someone wishes to torture me until my body caves in and I get a sweet kiss from death.
holy fuck that was edgy
>>6889955
don't want to hear it unless you wish to inflict physical harm on my existence.
>>6889944
at where?
>>6889958
I do not have a job.
My job is to be useless and shit post.
It is unpaid as well.
>>6889961
hospital
>>6889954
Come on, that's asking a lot. It's a political rap cashing in on relevancy
>>6889961
>don't want to hear it unless you wish to inflict physical harm on my existence.
i'll keep quiet then
>>6889965
rip my niga harambe
>>6889937
yeah huh
Yo hit me up with that modern /mtfg/ tier chart
thanks imouto
yeah nigga fuck Donald trump
>>6889971
mental
very much mental
>>6889972
i don't even have one
usually the archive is pretty good
just search for "tier list" and 'posts with images'
>>6889969
That's racist
>tfw you have no mental or physical afflictions
>tfw you are literally the boringest poster here
>>6889981
nigahiga
it's not racist
>>6889978
Then how the fuck do you have a phone??
>>6889979
Found this.
Hardly up-to-date.
Tier-anon probably started passing and isn't feeling nearly as salty.
>>6889983
That's racist
>>6889981
>"my niga"
>racist
Saying 'all blacks are criminals' is racist.
Saying 'nigger' isn't.
Just as saying 'women serve no functional purpose in government' is sexist, but 'slut' isn't.
im racist
>>6889985
nice to see ive been downgraded since i left
>>6889985
tfw that me passed and i dont anymore
why tho
>>6889985
Kiwi looks like a jew.
>>6889989
im racist against kirlwi
>>6889982
boring is good if it means not being sad and crazy
>>6889996
>crazy
no
>sad
yes
>>6889997
post fatpics
>>6889999
quads confirm necessity
>>6889984
cause it's a private one
I've got a laptop and a guitar too lol
it's just like a holiday except I can't leave
>>6889993
Lol leftist baby. Niggers are low IQ savages who failed to create anything and were 5000 years behind europeans.
You will never see a nigger scientist because they are literally one in a million
>>6889999
fatpics
>>6889998
turn that down upside frown
>>6889706
Where do i get progesterone from? :o
>>6890004
Racist
>>6890006
i'm okay at the moment, but generally a sad person
>mfw i talk myself out of going on my date thursday
>>6890011
wow wtf edie
go meet up with that guy
>>6890002
oh and also nurses come in to check I haven't killed myself or set anything on fire every 30 minutes
>>6890002
whaaattt
damn
i wish i could do that.
>>6890008
Nothing wrong with being racist towards blacks. They are a plauge of humanity. More than a million of them die from HIV each year and they are too retarded to stop having kids even when they starve.
They are arrogant and lazy. Most of them either want to be rappers or drug dealers.
They committ more than half of the murders then act like they are the victims
>>6890017
just be crazy and have rich parents
simples
>>6890002
how do I do this
>>6890019
my parents aren't rich anymore though.
>>6890018
Really racist
>>6890009
do you think you'll ever become a generally happy person?
>>6890011
you'll never get to succ with that attitude!
but i can relate..
really afraid i'll talk myself out of going to an upcoming concert ;_;
>>6890008
If all blacks disappeared from USA nothing of value would be lost. More than 40 million people gone and it the country would still function great. In fact the crime rates would drop by more than half especially rapes
Whoa i took a selfie and i look kinda cute on it. That's weird :o
I mean i still don't look like a girl, but it still looks a lot better than when i look into the mirror. And i didn't use any filters or something.
>>6890012
I DON'T THINK I SHOULD THOUGH
>>6890026
Racist
WELL
it is a weeping and a moaning and a gnashing of teeth
it is a weeping and a moaning and a gnashing of teeth
>>6890029
stop playing overwatch and get a boyfriend already loser
>>6890025
>do you think you'll ever become a generally happy person?
i hope so
i'd probably have killed myself if i didn't think there was a possibility
>>6890022
Race war? No need for it. Just deport the fuckers to Africa or make them sterile.
hey ladies how's it rocking tonight
>>6890030
I know you like it.
>>6890026
Same could probably said if you removed the equal amount of whites from the lowest rung.
Most of Americas race problems come from class and wealth issues. Mainly because people like MLK in reality failed.
>>6890025
idk lol
i think it's better if i don't have a bf anyways
>>6890032
>>6890033
NO BUT IT'S FINE
IDK the more i think about it the more i'm like I BET HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK ME AND THAT'S IT AND WHY BOTHER AMIRITE
like who needs that haha i bet he's just being nice to me cause he wants a trannu gf anyways, it's fine!!! IT'S FINE
I do suicides on the private jet
You know what that mean, I'm fly to death
>>6890038
not really when blacks commit half the murders with the next largest group being hispanics, they are dead weight, just cut off the festering limb already
>>6890039
if he's as perfect as you say he is let him have his token tranny gf
don't be a prude
>>6890028
this feel is a good feel..
one of the best feels
>>6890039
don't you want to feel emotionally warm & fuzzy?
>>6890034
it feels like a never ending pursuit of happiness. this is probably what drives most people to succeed, but it just scares me.
i admire you senpai
Just woke up from a horrible dream, lasses.
Dreamt I was sitting next to my ex in a car while resting besides him with an awkward silence lasting the entire dream. I literally can't get him out of my head. Fug.
>>6889985
Another awful tier list.
>>6890038
Mental gymnastics. You are literally comparing white trash to average or above average blacks.
>Most of it is class
Then why do blacks in Africa still behave like it's 50.000 bc? Why are they so retarded? Why did they fail to evolve to not drink cow piss and mutilate their bodies
>I'm sick of /mtfg/, it's all drama all day
>quit /mtfg/
>irl life
Okay, I get it, this general is just some mystical ritualistic way to keep drama vanal.
>>6890043
;___; but then i'd just be the placeholder tranny and it wouoldn't be him liking me for who i really am.........
>>6890044
i haven't felt that in awhile idk. a part of me kinda died after my last serious relationship ended with my ex bf ngl lol
>tfw no husband
>>6890039
You need a real lover. iktf. I'm missing having one.
>>6890052
iktf
>>6890044
>like a never ending pursuit of happiness
it's not never ending in my case
if i haven't achieved happiness (at least half the time) by the end of the decade, i'll off myself
it just feels like i'm on the brink of happiness, which has given me a motivational boost
>>6890050
you're assuming too much and not talking to him enough
communicate your feelings with him, ask him how he feels about you
this is common sense
>>6890055
marry me desu
>>6890049
I love in real life life
>>6890047
50% sure moap made it.
Gotta love the pic that they used for me was a pic I made intentionally bad lol
>>6890025
what concert desu?
>>6890036
I'm no lady
>>6890062
AJJ @ the grog shop
>>6890059
how much time you dedicate to /myfg/ drama to keep it that way?
>>6889737
pookie is egg
>>6890069
don't reply to old posts
>>6890058
b-but
are you sure you want me?
>>6890066
JELLY
every band I like I can't see live cause they're either 70% dead or american and never leave the continent
>>6890053
ya i just don't feel like it makes sense lol
>>6890057
he's told me tho but it doesn't seem to have any like actual basis!!! and i know he's a trans attracted guy (which is great cause i'm versatile and love my GT) and the more i think about it the more i'm like EH YOU PROB DO THIS A LOT
>>6890071
p-p-put the ring on or e-else!
>>6890049
irl drama is even worse because not only is it pretty much as idiotic as mtfg drama but it's like
WE'RE ADULTS
WE'RE NOT ON 4CHAN
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>6890066
oo nice i haven't been there in ages
has my incessant shitposting turned you off yet or did u want to chill sometime
>>6890070
pookie is egg.
>>6890075
if you insist..
pookegg lol
>>6890067
I was thinking the exact same thing lol
also suspicious how when i was okay with moap i was put in high tier
she probably put me in bottom now.
Someone please kill me slowly
I deserve the pain
>>6890072
i just saw two 60s rock heroes in the past month ;3
lul pooegg
>>6890077
remember, I want 50 kids so get to work!
i don't like drama
>>6890082
u kiss ur mommy with that mouth?
>>6890080
no hug me instead
>>6890083
come make babies with me then
>>6890082
>>6889985
>Pan
>Okay
>>6890088
>>6890074
He does do it a lot.
Guys aren't like girls. If he said he wants a GF long term that's what he means.
If you said you want a BF long term and the convo carried on he obv just thinks ur hot.
"A womans soul was made down below"
-Led Zepp
>>6890081
I did see roger waters playing the wall once
shit was cash
>>6890087
Thats the opposite of pain tho
i ran out of viagra
>>6890079
I never even get put onto them.
>>6890096
because I don't think you deserve pain ;w;
>>6890072
i was so fucking hyped when i saw they were visiting nearby.. nobody i like tours in this area ;_;
>>6890076
i'd be down to chill, but i loathe human interaction
>>6890093
I am glad i have new husband
>>6890099
Everyone just posts old ones.
I literally wouldn't have made it through work but I took a 5 minute break to meditate in the freezer instead of just lying in the floor gibbering
Now I'm left with 3 hours before I need to get ready for morning classes and I don't know if I should rest or just hang myself
>>6890100
Thanks for thinking that
>>6890076
You've never kicked it with men.
Not boys who only think about sex alcohol and drugs, not nerds who only think about sex.
Men who only think about work.
And sex.
>>6890091
...........ok, well that is ALSO true, yes lmao
i should just date in general again i guess ~__~ I DID QUIT OVERWATCH OK
>>6890094
he's the one who said it!!!!!!! i've been lowkey ignoring his texts off and on for almost 2 years now lmao
>>6890102
>husband
well back to square one
>>6890105
i want to give you hugs and friendship
you deserve nice things in my view since you are really nice ;-;
>>6890108
edie, just buy some viagra, trust me
bring me some too, i might need it
>>6890103
Yeah, that's true.
>>6890074
You are wanting long a term commitment, not just another hookup. As we get older, the brain matures and changes. I think this is one of the things that changes. Also, females often want that commitment, and you've been on hormones long enough. I notice that with K & D that I am kinda tired of the hookups. I want a long term lover. Not just a fuck every month or two.
>>6890108
> Actively seeking a gf
>Can't into quest one for two fucking years.
Right.
Just give him dat ass and let him move on goddam
>>6890113
People should at least make new ones with updated pics.
Take out the people who don't post.
>>6890117
Don't forget Anon.
You're here forever.
>>6890099
chara check skype
>>6890095
noice
>>6890099
you're on them, they just aren't tall enough to show you cause ur like nine tiers above everything else
>>6890101
i know that feel
>>6890107
have u ever done more than kick it with men tho, like have to work with them? office spaces are full of drama
humans are just dramatic bitches
>>6890111
did you drop your bag of viagra already?
>>6890114
i mean it's kind of the opposite lmao. pre-HRT i was all about relationships. then with hormones i stopped wanting any at all.
because it had nothing to do with hormones at all because that's stupid tbqh.
i stopped wanting one cause i broke up with someone i was completely, head over heels, can't live my life without him, love.
it's been long enough now that i'm ok with letting someone in again but i don't wanna do that with just anyone.
>>6890115
NO
I WILL NOT GIVE IN TO THE TRANS ATTRACTED AGENDA!!!!
what are you gals listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L8pzdVi2j4
>>6890125
i don't think you understood my post lmao
welll its always nice stopping by /mtfg/. this place never changes
>>6889985
also whoever made this can go fuck themselves using the worst picture i ever posted which i explicitly said was a green goblin rape face so ok great ya got me im bullied and mad and you bring no value to humanity
ok well goodnight friends, until next time
>>6890126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN2jZn5tCmY
random garbage
top tier
———————————————
lauren
still good but not as good as Lauren tier
———————————————
everyone else
>>6890125
Doooo iiiitttt
>>6890132
slightly biased
still correct tho
ok so
i gave my number to a guy who i've been talking to for a few weeks on tinder who is really cute and sent me a message earlier like 'are you not interested in talking to me anymore or have you just been busy?'
and i'm gonna setup a date with him so there, look, see i'm 'putting myself out there' !!!
>>6890121
BAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE NO CHOICE AAAAAHHHHHHH
HAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6890120
Omg.
You ever seen that quite guy that's kinda chill and always seems kinda happy?
That's a man. Work minimum wage around the hood you'll see tons of actual men cuz the gang culture really gives them no other option if they want to live comfortably.
Just don't go drinking with him LOL
>>6890137
wow that pupper is tranpork, so brave
>>6890126
Crickets and tree frogs
No birds this morning, maybe they got the hint
me when i play d.va https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxTlzSis91g
>>6890141
well i will be looking forward to it if you do.
>>6890137
Just remember you need validation from yourself at the end of the day and not 4chan
Uhh so i wanted to change the times so that there are 12hours between each pill, can i just take my spiro and E 2 hours later today, or should i change it more slowly?
>>6890146
doesn't matter at all, just take it 2 hours later
i feel like ill never be able to get a gf because i fart too much in bed
Lauren
pookiie
kiwi
>>6890081
Last month I spent a couple hours with a rocker that I had a strong crush on when I was 15. I found out she thought I was going out with Gia.
>>6890095
I got to see The Wall concert when it was at Nassau Coliseum.
>>6890121
>but i don't wanna do that with just anyone.
You have a girl brain now... You want the love and commitment. iktf I'm there again. Awhile back I was looking through my datebooks and notebooks for when I was a courtesan. I went from over 10 different clients around 6 months in to only 3 different ones for my whole last year. Furthermore I didn't take on a new client at all during that time. I'd even stopped billing. Those that were left were committed lovers. I started hormones at the beginning of that 3.5 year time period. 2.5 years in I'd really tamed down.
>>6890126
computer fans
a-anon
>>6890148
Oh okay, because the leaflet thingy said i should take it at the same time everyday, so i took it precisely at the right time and was worried to take it a few minutes too late and stuff.
>>6890140
inspirational..
>>6890144
ik ;_; i just want a real relationship idk. i think maybe i just really wanted one and was settling kinda.
>>6890138
YES
I
DO
>>6890147
I'm on fucking LIFE.
And sleep deprivation a little bit.
Men made the hormones ur taking.
Men made you.
Men own you.
You owe men.
>>6890158
men should be systemically exterminated desu
>>6890126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wFKNy0MZQ
>>6890159
damn say bye bye to all infrastructure and modern convenience
it'll be worth it the because girls rool boys drool hehe
>>6890153
>but i don't wanna do that with just anyone.
>You have a girl brain now
i JUST told you that i wanted relationships my entire life until after i broke up with my last serious boyfriend 3 years ago
i've been on hormones consistently now for like a year and a half
this has nothing to do with 'having a girl brain' now like wtf lmao people saying this shit is why everyone thinks we're fetishists and have no will of our own
>>6890157
where do you keep finding all these pics of me?
>>6890147
men are the best desu, they are cute, strong, and keep the world running
>>6890162
yes
>>6890163
>sluts out
>feels confused
>i-i want a monogamous bf I s-swear!
>not a female brain.
Sure thing.
Stacy.
>>6890159
i don't really know if that should be the thing
maybe like anti-androgens in the water or something instead
guys are okay, but the testosterone turns them silly
dont reply to me.
>>6890158
>tfw no manly owner
>>6890170
Fuck you
>>6890170
lose my number
>>6890170
i'm blind. what does this say?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11208752
http://www.strawpoll.me/11208752
http://www.strawpoll.me/11208752
>>6890164
the internet... u slut
>>6890168
LMAO I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEMALE BRAIN THO LIKE WOULDN'T THAT MAKE MORE SENSE THAN SAYING THAT A YEAR AND A HALF ON HORMONES CAUSED ME TO BE A CAMGIRL 4 YEARS AGO AND A SLUT 3 YEARS AGO
>>6890170
filter me
u guys just pisd me off I'm honestly so done rn
>>6890176
dangit i cant hold them in forever though
it's not healthy
http://www.strawpoll.me/11208760
>>6890180
then go out of the room!
>>6890184
dude i fart in bed like every couple of minutes id have to keep getting in and out of bed
>>6890178
You're confused friend.
I thought you were implying you DO NOT have a female brain.
While in fact the opposite is true.
I apologize for the mix up and seek redemption via changing my previous snarky insult to:
Lol ur still a slut Faggot
>>6890170
ily
>>6890187
ily2 mommy
>>6890188
good girl
*gives cookie*
>>6890188
ha ha pookie loves her mommy
>>6890190
its very cute t b h
ugh why'd i cut myself, it just makes me hate this silly body even more
goodnight/goodmorning
time to sleep through the day
>listening to The Score for the first time
what have i kept fro, m myself all these years
>>6890195
gnight
dont cut its a regret
i have icky scars now
quid is a v good girl
>>6890198
*gives bag of cookies*
>>6890163
We all have a will of our own. The settings in the brain, which are influenced by hormones, form the basis for our will. Your 1.5 years on pills has shifted your relationship desires to more inline with female norms. I've seen that shift in me and in others.
>>6890178
Only partially female. Some parts of the brain must have estrogen being the dominant hormone to be activated.
One of the hormone tied clocks turns off sexual desire while the reproductive equipment is readied for use. This is to keep the girl from getting pregnant while the equipment is partially formed.
>meh, I'm to brain fuzzy & tired to argue this now. I need to sleep.
when you make yourself sad as fuck by talking about love and regret
>>6890204
EAT YOUR FUCKING COOKIES YOUNG LADY
>>6890204
quid is more good
>>6890204
>-throws it on the floor-
holy shit ground her kiwi
I want to be a pear
>>6890211
is that pookie
>>6890207
honestly no
>>6890206
make me slut
>>6890208
if she grounds me im breaking my crib
>>6890212
yes
>>6890212
no diap, no pook
>>6890212
Who is pokki?
>>6890215
Fetishists get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>6890217
diaps arent a fetish, they're just underwear that drinks ur peepees 4 u
>>6890217
-puts u in diap-
lul
>>6890220
heh, nice one pookie
ur pretty cool, for a square
>>6890224
suck my fat shemale cock
>>6890221
*sucks your fat shemale cock *
>>6890230
I had diaperfags impersonating me...
It was a strange and sad time.
spending my monday drinking wine alone watching shitty remixes on yt, what is other people doing?
Daddy come change your babby girl~
>tfw turf transwoman
k i l l
m e
n o w
>>6890237
*sigh of discontent*
That's not even trying. At least put on a trip.
>>6890231
im sorry
>>6890241
it's ok i still like you anon
im diapered up and im lovin it
>>6890236
browsing 4chan while having the tv mindlessly running to ignore the fact that i have to write job applications. life sucks.
Mommy come change your babby girl~
Uh oh, I made wetsies in my diapies
test
ok srry
Court case tomorrow. I am freaking out.
>>6890257
whats it for
>>6890258
wet too many diaps
>>6890256
good girl
>>6890261
sez who
I love my boyfriend
>listening to Gravity Falls OST
its like i want to make myself cry and make myself feel shitty
>look at phone
>notice I have a voice message from father from a couple days ago
>listen to it
>"snickers, it's daddy, give me a call when you can"
>daddy
oh god why
I've never called him this in his life and now I just associate it with weird stories on 4chan
>>6890267
I always call my dad daddy
my mom calls me daddy too
>Tfw can't sleep at 5 A.M.
Fuck this sucks :c
Can i have some cock please?
>>6890261
yeah that's what i thought bitch
I want to be changed!
>>6890276
honestly ill slit ur throat whore
>>6890274
i'm gonna pat you with my cock
goodnight
>>6890274
What kinda cock we talking bout? Male cock, or trans cock?
>>6890268
the only person I have ever called daddy was my ex
>>6890281
Gnight :3
And, sleep snug, smung
>>6890279
>>6890291
im a good girl for keewee
>>6890293
Good girl.
>>6890295
UR NOT KIWI WAAAHH
>>6890290
ok done
ok done
>>6890290
How did I fuq it up? I said "sleep snug, smug" :c
>>6890280
Soon.
:3
>>6890284
Both are fine with me.
>>6890298
Ok you have to give me cock and dom me now.
>>6890302
wait why do I have to do this
>>6890298
Do you mind if I inquire what your relation is with zionism?
>>6890301
>smung
>>6890304
>>6890303
You took on quids role.
You also have to keep me from bullying everyone.
>>6890307
Shit, forgot to remove fake trip.
Just a meme anon
>>6890312
good girl
>>6890309
I knowww
;-;
>>6890312
The only way is to put me into submission.
^=^ Better start soon, im getting the urge to slaughter.
>>6890313
<3.
why does chara look like a girl but sound like a boy pretending to be a girl
>>6890321
>>6890323
Isla isn't very good at this.
>>6890319
>you
>being able to slaughter anything bigger than a basketball
>>6890325
idk
>>6890325
Appearance = voice?
>>6890326
I know I am not.
Idk how to be good at this without substance influence.
>tfw up at 6:28 AM
>>6890281
sleep snug, smug
>>6890331
im weird
so apparently the nurses are gonna check on me every thirty minutes EVEN WHEN I'M ASLEEP
spooped
>>6890333
I don't know why, but I always thought you were on the west coast.
>>6890337
are you in a residential psych place? the psych hospital I was at checked up on us every 15 minutes, and during our sleep
>>6890337
do they change ur diap
>>6890331
It's because im a boy pretending to be a girl.
Like everyone else :p
>>6890332
Don't be quid anymore i like the real quid more.
>>6890338
She does seem like Cali-trash.
>>6890337
Oh at the mental hospital I was in it was every 10 minutes.
Just all the time.
They woke me up by shining a fucking flashlight in my face every ten fucking minutes
>>6890341
ok ill do that
>>6890338
i grew up in orange county california so that could be it lol
i live in PA tho
>>6890343
Good.
>>6890347
that was standard procedure senpai
for the really bad ones that have what is called "one on one" where someone is on your ass at ALL times.
>start using betnovate cream to treat internal granulation that has been making dilation and sex sore for months
>3 days later
>first painless dilation in forever
Holy suit this stuff is amazing. I should've used it sooner. I'm so happy, can't wait to have painless sex, since sex is like super pleasurable and super stimulates the prostate but there was always a pain factor from the granulation.
>>6890349
whats your opinion on the trip "lauren"
>>6890353
Neutral.
Barely know you exist.
>>6890353
i like her
>>6890357
whats your opinion on the trip "lauren"
>>6890362
pookie don't
>>6890360
i like maddie
>>6890363
whats your opinion on the trip "lauren"
>>6890368
sometimes i think she's ok but i really hate her sometimes too
>>6890356
Aww rip sorry for you.
>>6890362
Neutral.
Barely know she exists.
>>6890352
betnovate is god-tier
>>6890349
ur cute
>>6890370
at least i'm going to be a britfag if thats any better
>>6890373
>>6890374
yah xd
>>6890375
Neutral
>>6890376
Depends if you can adapt the cute accent.
Would I still be able to pass even though I'm 6 feet? And when I start hrt my face will become rounder right?
>blending into the neck
>foundation close to your skin tone
>being good at makeup
how do I make chara like me
>>6890377
whats your opinion on the trip "quid"
tfw markiplier will never be your boyfriend
I haven't watched youtube in like a week and am binge watching his videos and he is soo ho
>>6890377
what's you're opinion of me huh
punk
>>6890377
I take on accents pretty easily.
I have an impressionable voice.
According to sources I had an "Impeccable Southern Draw" after being in Georgia for a week and a few days.
So yeah I probably would get some form of cute accent rather than the shit I have now.
>>6890383
I liked him at one point but then I just started cringing at his stuff.
I like Crious better by a lot.
He is what I would call dreamy
>>6890386
you would be adorable with a southern accent i bet
>>6890382
what's your opinion on the the trip "anonymous"?
>>6890389
now i want spaghetti
>>6890386
whatever floats your boar I guess
>>6890389
Better pic
>>6890391
I'm pretty good at making that.
>>6890394
chara can i steal quid from u
>>6890389
he could of been an engineer ;-;
I wouldn't really mind if he wasn't smart tho, he isn't dumb to the point where it's aggravating and he is dreamy and nice
>>6890395
I just looked up his pictures
haven't watched him tho
>>6890379
ahhhh the classic tranny horseface
or its just really awful lens distortion
and no, hrt will not make your skull smaller
>>6890394
it's kinda hard to fuck up desu
>>6890393
That pic is weird too.
>>6890395
Unlikely.
Voice has nothing to do with physical appearance.
>>6890396
Sure.
>>6890397
He's really unintelligent.
>>6890393
pluck ur brows
Can't remember if my therapy appointment is today or 2 days from now
I really hope it's today
the monotony is really fucking getting to me
>>6890401
>Sure.
r i p ;-;
>>6890401
well I don't go around insulting your waifus
>>6890406
ur all mine now
>>6890393
hold camera about eighty times further from ur face
>>6890406
shrug
>>6890407
Probably nerds online.
>>6890408
I don't have any waifus.
>>6890413
quid is my waifu
>>6890415
All yours!
>>6890413
y for :6
>>6890416
thanks
>>6890423
no pizza for u
:)
:)
>>6890393
stop using a phone camera, it makes everyone's face look tall and narrow and you can't use it to judge how you look accurately at all jfc
>>6890425
Ember will buy me pizza.
:p
sleep tite pookie
>>6890430
i never liked you anyway dumb poohead
>>6890429
phone cameras, contributing to dysphoria since 2000
Shower time, cya fags.
>>6890435
You're going to hurt my feelings!
>>6890431
sleep tite pookie
red pill me on Lauren
>>6890438
fuck your feelings as far as im concerned they may as well not exist
>>6890444
Foreshadowing
>>6890448
oh wait i forgot the cheat code
ur not allowed to allow people to steal me from you
i command it to be so
>>6890442
Lauren is some tranny that role plays on 4chan
(Fuck me I think this is sending 3 times) I sent the email to my parents. Now I have time to kill myself before they confront me.
>>6890431
steep tit poopie
>>6890429
this better not be a latest pic
>>6890457
xizzy?
>>6890457
good luck!
quid makes me happy
hey bro
you're a cockstart
get your succ on
How do I avoid going crazy like Cosmo?
>>6890489
>implying cosmo is trutrans like you and me
>>6890489
HRT makes you batshit
it's a fact
bathe in the crazy
does Courtney post here?
>>6890491
I kno bby
>>6890492
I dunno, not in the same way Cosmo is crazy I think.
Is this what happens when autists take hrt?
so what are all the active relationships on here?
>>6890506
there is a lot
>you will never be this beautiful
https://youtu.be/mvf_q5FdTUo
>>6890506
im not sure if im in one or not
>>6890503
Post it
>>6890512
>that voice
>those rat eyes
>that rat nose
>that rat mouth
>those scary skeletor hands
turn it off
TURN IT OFF
I'm so tired but I have to go to school soon
>>6890522
Not that
Previously on /mtfg/: Alicia and Madison try to bring two competing factions together. Nick uses skills from her past for her new role.
>>6890521
>american teeth
I want chara to dom me
>>6890542
MURRRKA NUMMA ONE!
lf qt european gf to tank for me in mmo's and big spoon me in bed
>>6888346
Who /Connecticut/
>>6890561
*big spoons u*
u like that babes
>>6890567
Nyes!
:-3
>>6890572
>makes fun of other hons while is a hon himself
die eliot
>>6890561
What mmo
>Arquette died on September 11, 2016, following what was described as a "lengthy illness."
>lengthy illness
Uh oh
Can you smell what The Rock's been pozzing?
>>6890579
not a hon, just androgynous af right now
>>6890581
World of Worldcraft atm
how far the mighty hath fallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvf_q5FdTUo
pro gamer turned tranny live stream
>>6890585
you're delusional, sir
>mfw eliot calls himself "androgynous"
>mfw i have no face
>>6890589
I don't care about anyone's opinions of me here anymore. Also can't be a hon if I don't present fem ever.
>>6890586
Disgusting
I want to KILL Elliot!!
>>6890598
That's not my name, but whatever, you want to be such an empty hollow fuck up hurling insults online be my guest.
>>6890597
There's not really any other mmo's to play though!
I used to play Archeage a lot but it dieded.
>>6890596
>I don't care about anyone's opinions of me here anymore
nice hon attitude, honey
>>6890603
You are a low-functioning autistic man who lives with his mother and you like ketchup and have a fetish for traps
Kill yourself elliot you fucking retard LMAO
>>6890604
The mmo is kill
>>6890606
Leave me alone hon
M I L D A U T I S M
>>6890608
#ketchup'd
he also faps to crossdressers tbqh. he even posted some creepy CD vid here yesterday and said he likes to self insert as that man in a dress lool so ironic
Oh look, it's autistic hons pick on Kayla hour again.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>6890615
>it's the "kayla can't handle the bantz and resumes posting as an anon" episode
>>6890606
No, a hon attitude is not caring what cis people think of me, which I do deeply care how the cis public reacts to me. I just don't give a shit what YOU guys think because I get bullied for sport here and I have to just accept if I post here i'm going to be bullied by people more pathetic then I could ever be who are also slightly jealous of me in some way.
meh
>>6890608
lol, I live on my own with two other 20 somethings in an apartment and I am fully self sufficient now. Also ketchup is the jizz of the gods and it boggles my mind why anyone would ever shit talk it.
>>6890632
>finally moved out at 32 years old
holy shit hon ur all grown up
>>6890626
none of that is true, that's why I made that post in the first place moron. I was being ironic, it wasn't meant to be taken seriously.
>>6890621
I was just pointing out that when you fuck a man and your cock slaps against their belly or your own its hot as fuck, you read too much into shit autist.
>>6890632
no one here is more pathetic than you. i can guarantee that, bud
now don't you have some fapping to crossdressers to do?
>>6890642
>I was drunk
>I was just pretending
>I was just being ironic
Which one is it Elliot?
You always give us different answers
>>6890643
u forgot me
>>6890635
wut?
>>6890636
I turned 27 in June, why do you even give a shit? Obsessed much?
>>6890642
>calls anyone autistic
ironic it comes from an autistic man who fetishises womanhood and trans women
>>6890647
THIRTY TWO YEARS OLD WHITE TRASH MALE
>>6890647
I moved out at 18 bitch
and I did it because arizona was too hot for me
get on my level
The autism is alive and well with anons
>>6890647
Hey Kayla you never answered me when I proved to you I didn't pass before makeup.
What's that about?
>>6890647
Lol your old as fuck.
>>6890655
just ignore him
kayla is truly hopeless
>>6890647
Why the fuck do you still post here then?
This thread is for young people, not icky old dudes who like to roleplay as women.
>>6890642
>damage control
Kys my man
>>6890670
It's truly disgusting that transvestites like kayla post here, I wish I could just enjoy conversations with other trans people and not old disgusting hons.
>>6890670
>tfw icky old dude role playing as a woman
>>6890655
what are you getting at fatman? I stayed at home because it was down the street from college and I had a full machine shop in my backyard plus every facility to work on race stuff, that's the real reason I never moved out. Hell, my brother stayed at home till he was 30 because the same reason, it was a kick ass pad on 7 acres we all had and beat a fucking apartment.
How do i sneeze and cough like a girl?
>>6890667
My heart goes dokudoku for you b/c you're so cool
>>6890677
except not
"who you are in mtfg isn't who you are in real life"
—Mahatma Gandhi
image limit reached
>>6890682
Can you do a girl voice yet?
>>6890676
Same. Truly disgraceful men like Eliot are still allowed to post here. He's probably a janitor or something and that's why no one does anything about it, s m h f a m.
>>6890685
nope i am exactly the same nigger
>>6890685
mahatma glück mahatma pech und mahatma ghandi
>>6890677
lies
>>6890684
But I am tho
I am a gross old man ;~;
>>6890681
get out richfag reeeeeeeeee
>>6890691
ilu
>>6890696
>Tfw rich yellow family
>>6890696
Not rich, never was, just knew how to manage money.
desu most the shit I said in the past about my life being hard was total bunk, it was only hard because dysphoria seeped into a poisoned all my thoughts and not being in the right position to transition for a while drove me mad but now i'm doing great irl
>>6890705
tfw anon likes me more than i do