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Fuck everything famalams. I hate my state of being. I'm going to off myself ASAP.
I'm almost 29, and with nobody conceivably there for me, I'd already be "dead" within a year tops. So not many people will notice my death, other than potentially the neighbours for stinking up the flat. So I'm going to go an hero in a secluded woods to prevent that.
Give me some good methods. Keep in mind I can't drag a helium cylinder to an undiscoverable place. Apparently KCN is horrendously painful and hard to get, but works. Any other suggestions?
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>>6863078
Why do you want to kill yourself ?
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>>6863078
The best way is to hang yourself. Rope is easy to get, you can practice tying a proper noose at home so you kill yourself instantly when you take the short drop out in the woods. If I ever worked up the nerve for suicide I'd do it this way.
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>>6863078
Drop a acid and think about life then try to change the way you think just kill of the self that wants to die or think it should die and make a better person and if it a situational think that makes you want to die then that also can be changed.This what I do when i start feeling like I want to off myself.
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You could probably make potassium cyanide in your kitchen. It's your best bet for a reliable quick death, hence why secret services all use them and not nooses, which are actually memes.
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Well, pills and alcohol aren't really effective. The best way is to either hang yourself, shoot yourself in the head, or jump off a cliff/bridge. My biggest advice: Remember to write a suicide letter. If you don't, the people lefte behind won't understand, why you did it.
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Don't do this. You can fix your life. EVEN NOW THERE'S HOPE FOR MAN.
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>>6863193
>hence why secret services all use them and not nooses,
They use it because its small and easy to hide when behind enemy lines unlike a noose.
also low survival rates
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>>6863209
yah
Nebber give up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
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Weird shouldn't there be more people mocking the people that care enough to reply with thoughtful stuff?
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>>6863240
Welcome to /lgbt/, where people give a fuck. Complimentary hug?
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>>6863093
I'd also do it like this.
Alternatively if there's a high point where you can jump off from in the woods. I once found a perfect place to jump from but it was too far away from the city.
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Do it. You're dead weight anyway and mommy never loved you. The world needs fewer sour pusses spoiling the fun of we happy, successful people to whom life truly belongs.
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>>6863577
Looks like the alt-right trannys have awoken
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>>6863078
stream?
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>>6863078
High dosage of opiates and xanax and you die slowly of respiratory failure.
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>>6863231
Desu neba
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>>6863078
Just bash your fucking skull in with a brick. Stream that shit too.
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>>6863078
I'm going to go deep into the woods and shoot myself. I'm hoping the local wildlife will handle the clean up.
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