>ex-boyfriend was a burly, muscly, blue-eyed white hunk >you

>>6856933

John?

>>6856933
That doesnt sound attractive. Sounds like a chad to me. Anon you were in a relationship with a chad. You need to get therapy right quick m8.

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>>6856933
>ex-boyfriend was a blue-eyed, cute blond bear manlet who was super fun to be around

>>6856933
>white
>blue eyes
>muscle

Is this really considered unobtainable? You must be absolutely hideous.

>>6863451
We're on 4chan. Being touched by an average looking person is unobtainable.

Strue we are freaks. Disgusting horrid souls contained within bodies made of shit, garbage, and memes.

>>6856933
>fluke
I'm ugly as fuck But some how I keep getting flukes.

>>6863454
Actually there is an alarming number of attractive people on this board, like model quality, and in some parts of 4chan in general.

Of course that isn't to suggest the typical user is attractive, because of selection bias. An ugly person wouldn't dare show their wretched likeness on here as they would be torn apart as if by a pack of wolves.

>>6863477
You must have a big dick.

>>6863539
>8 inches
I think that pretty average around my parts

>>6863554
do you live in big dick town

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>>6863574
One inch bigger then the average and if you taken to the fact that Canada is pretty multicultural with lots of Asians and Indians it dosnt seem that big to me.

Almost all the porn i see has got a dude with a bigger wang then me.


Nothings wrong with a smaller dick and I've never cared about it.

>>6863596
>average ACCORDING TO WOMEN
And you use that as a fucking reference. Do you know women are genetically and hormonally retarded at 3D objects cognitive manipulation ? You could tell a woman you have a 8 inches dick when you have a 6 incher and she would believe you and tell her retarded girl friends she took those 8 inches like a champ.

>>6863537
>An ugly person wouldn't dare show their wretched likeness on here as they would be torn apart as if by a pack of wolves.

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>>6863623
Sheens really nice

I would leave your fucking skull concave for talking like that about her irl.

>>6863630
Nikka wut

I was just saying it's an example of a person getting torn down by this board for exposing themselves and being ugly.

Same with that CF something poster.

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>>6863653
Then take it as a warning

>>6863618
>enetically and hormonally retarded at 3D objects cognitive manipulation
I'm not a scientist what am i reading?