MTFG - transgirl + transwoman + transfeminine + translesbian general

nim is a ____

>>6853585
cute

First for AGP masterbations!

>>6853585
Nim is a nimblywimblynamblypambly wonder.

>>6853570
>Transfeminine
ew
>>6853565
one is physically impossible and the other will never happen.
>>6853562
well i could paypal you enough money for a busride to a local area and we could go out by eating poisoned food or something
>>6853576
meh not worth it famalam..
>>6853577
you can't.
i spend all of it crying and not eating.
i've started taking my pills without eating so thats tearing away at my stomach
it helps me be in more pain.
it makes me feel better.

hi swedish

>>6853585
slut

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Someone told me earlier that they were afraid to go on HRT even though they knew they were dysphoric.

now I'm wondering why I wasn't scared.

>>6853585
rod :3

>>6853591
Please Isla
if you are gonna go
you should at least enjoy the rest of it :/

>>6853593
dysphoria doesnt mean youre transexual though?

>>6853570
This is a highlight? That horrible karate shit inflicted 0 damage or pain. Against an opponent who wasn't just trying to haymaker like a wrestler she'd be dead for that shit.

>>6853591
doesn't poisoned food hurt

>>6853599
no
i keep harming myself because thats how it should be.
however
it may be longer if i do make a pact with someone

>>6853591
I'm pretty sure eating poisoned food is not a pleasant, quick or certain way to die.

>>6853591
wait, did your liver fail because of acetaminophen poisoning?

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post a picture describing hrt for you

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>be in small town Texas
>big huge mega grocery store down the street
>Labor Day
>two people literally stop to talk to me in the parking lot like they know me
>what is wrong with southerners
>one has small kid
>emergency girl voice with southern added on
>they smile after pleasantries about my car and the weather

worst place to be a tranny ever ;_;

>>6853604
Please don't harm yourself
Please

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>>6853608

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My girlfriend is the best!

>>6853612
Why are you in texas

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>>6853608

>>6853613
why even bother at this point bloodchan

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>>6853603
True.
Hmm, well how would you propose we do it?
The ending life thing.
>>6853607
well it was going to but they injected me with this stuff that really burned going in and supposedly that made it not totally fuck me up.
>>6853605
hmm
true
maybe i could go with something else.
I planned on slicing through my neck with a surgical scalpel but, well i wouldn't be able to do that to someone else.
I'm looking for something we could both do.
>>6853613
Sorry.
>>6853608
either this or someone committing suicide.

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>>6853608
this is my body post t

>>6853603
>>6853605

>not wanting to suffer more
that's like the whole point of poisoning yourself.

>>6853617
It's where my dad died, my brothers were supposed to come out to help, but they all bailed on me

Time to check on the cows...

say something nice about the following trips:
red
nim
grace
sass
kari
carol

>>6853612
As a city person I hate this. Like in cities it's considered rude to bother people you don't know unless you have a good reason. Going rural is so annoying.

But southern accents are fun. I grew up in Norfolk, VA but I lost my accent. Rip.

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>>6853621
This is mine

>>6853619
This.
Its gonna happen famalam.
Though, I am having a garage sale soon.
I should be making a couple thousand dollars off of the valuables I'm going to sell.
I could send it to friends and family before I off myself.
I really like the idea of doing this, since they need the money more than I will lol.
>>6853622
i was actually thinking this.
but pookie doesn't deserve to suffer

>>6853625
no

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why are men so perfect tho

>taking a class at Rutgers starting tomorrow (going back to my normal college in the spring semester)
>don't really wanna do it since it's gonna cost at least a thousand dollars and I wanna focus on my part time job and starting to transition and losing weight
>don't know how to explain this to my parents without coming out

>>6853612
the south is one of the only places in the world where strangers are openly nice and kind to you

cant believe you'd take it for granted and be so stuck up about it

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>>6853634
Idk but they are

>>6853622
I don't want anyone to suffer more than necessary. Preferably I'd like them to not kill themselves at all, of course, but if they're going to do it they shouldn't have to suffer more than necessary.

>>6853629
My quarter life crisis was when I was 10 yearsold.
My mid life crisis is going on about now.
ECKSDEE
God I love genetics <3
>>6853638
THIS OH MY GOD THIS
THE SOUTH WAS WONDERFUL
EVEN TO AN UNPASSING TRANNY LIKE ME
THEY WERE SO FUCKIGN NICE
LIke when i was looking confused multiple people came up to me and offered me directions and everything.
The south IS the best forstrangers.

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>>6853608
Yeaaaa

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>sith in fighting is bad and dragging the empire down
>so I will create my own empire and start a civil war and more infighting

I-I...don't understand your logic, Darth Malgus

>>6853646
>The south IS the best forstrangers.
So you're saying move to texas and see how many people try to beat me into the ground for being an obvious hon?

>>6853631
Your family and friends almost certainly don't want that money if it means you're going to off yourself.

>>6853625
>red

prostitute

>nim

first name never, last name passing. never passing.

>grace

ew.

>sass

lmao.

>kari

who?

>carol

wales.

>>6853625
Grace was nice to me when I was really sad and she is pretty

>>6853631
nobody deserves to suffer bby.

>>6853634
I know.

>>6853638
>believing thinly veiled curiosity and nosiness to meddle into your affair is kindness.
Yankee life forever FTW.

>>6853649
Well, this will just be a little civil war. Just a teeny one, for the greater good.

>>6853634
>liking men

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>>6853608
in-keeping with the theme

>>6853649
doesn't matter, became god.

>>6853620
i mean like
gun

>>6853654
grace is really sweet :3

>>6853650
Certain places in Texas are great.
Others not so much.
>>6853651
They wouldn't know.
Well they might but, eh.
>>6853656
i do lul
>>6853662
how are we supposed to get a gun though
like uhm
also for a pact
i wouldn't shoot someone else then shoot myself hmm
i have a friend i know of who will kill us though
for free too as long as we pay gas money.

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>>6853657

I do have to agree with the anon, it's something I have done a lot because /attention seeking/, but something I don't do anymore.

mostly because it gets nobody anywhere, if you want to get attention, try talking about the good stuff and people will congratulate you on it, or an interest you have, or something you can connect with someone about, and you'll receive attention in a positive way. On the other hand if you just sit there and mope, and whine, and talk about feeling suicidal you're only going to receive negative attention.

There's a prime example in this thread now but I'd rather not kick up dust.

also, don't pay attention to trolls, jesus christ are you retarded.

>>6853625
>Red
Gave me tasty recipes, nice bod

>nim
Nice to people without any obvious gain on her part

>grace
Honest, and innocent, if a little naive at times.

>Sass
Who?
(good sense of humor)

>Kari
Sorry Kari, I don't know you that well...

>Carol
Literally the nicest person here, and it scares me sometimes.

>>6853656
jesus christ

>>6853625
Nim is trying hard to be nice to everyone, that's cool.
Carol has the best awooos
Grace is a sweetheart who I want good things for.

>>6853667
ui?

>>6853678
ye

>>6853507
niceeeeeee
probably not best with my weak joints lol

>>6853625
tfw never in these

red is a cute
nim is a cute
grace is a cute
sass is a cute
kari is a cute
carol is a cute

>>6853650
>believing liberal memes
christians dont even believe in violence

>>6853625
why is Sass never NEVER on any list whatsoever!!!!!

It's like you don't know who the fuck sass is!

>>6853681
will he actually tho

>>6853631
could you donate some to my FFS fund if you do

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>>6853685
Awwwww someone is grumpy~

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Hi /mtfg/, Pre-HRT transgirl here, went to passgen and didn't really get the most positive responses, but I was curious what you all thought.

And if I don't pass, give me some pointers? Thank you~~

I totally tried to kill myself, I took pills, I am suicidal

>>6853643

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>6853658

>not liking men

>>6853686
im 99% sure he will
wanna talk about this privately or nah?
>>6853688
Sorry, but I already have plans on who and what to spend it on.

>>6853650
It's easier to pass in Texas desu, everyone just assumes you must be a chick
>>6853638
>>6853628
I just don't want someone to like bring their kid up to me and use a male voice in front of them and freak the kid out ok, they're forcing me to girl voice and I'm nervous idk

I already had like the incident in the men's room a couple weeks ago where the kid looks like he saw a ghost and runs to his dad who chased me as I left saying "miss miss ma'am that's not ok!"

>>6853696
maybe go in the girl's room then?
all of your pseudo problems are just your fault that youre blaming others with

>>6853691
Hard to tell from an angled photo like that. Growing out your hair and thinning your eyebrows will help, as will HRT. Can't really say much more from that picture.

>>6853691
Edie in high school if she didn't have the autism.jpg

>>6853693
Nice

>>6853694
>liking anything that is hairy
Disgusting

>>6853695
idk
I'm not too sure

hiq do you stop always being scared of everything at all times please help

>>6853691
Look like a gay guy

>>6853685
you are literally on this list.

>>6853696
>who chased me as I left saying "miss miss ma'am that's not ok!"

>"Miss, Miss, Ma'am! that's not okay! I'm a surgeon, I can cut that penis off of you!"

>>6853691
look like a twink so you've got something going for you already, but I hope that jaw is just from how you're posing your lips and not naturally like that otherwise... ouch. if not you'll be well off.

>>6853668
Ko to'rai. Shas'la. For the greater good!
>>6853682
>robin
She's a hentai trooper who never gives up. ;_;7

6853696
Sounds like it's time to use the girls bathroom though. But yea, that would freak me out desu.

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>tfw gril hasn't responded to message asking if I did anything to make her sad after she posted here that she was
>know that it's early as fuck in Australia so probably sleeping
>know in the back of your mind I probably didn't since she tells me all the time how much she likes me & wants to cuddle
>still nervous

AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa

>>6853699
Im venting not blaming, everyone's been super nice to me

>>6853705
you stop pretending to be the little anime girl in your agp fetish dream.

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>>6853703

>not wanting a man's hairy pelvis smacking against your ass while his dick is inside of you

>>6853713
Calm down Cal.

>>6853709
They don't cut it off silly, they skin it like a banana and shove it inside of you

>>6853704
our choice
>>6853713
don't worry you have emotional issues right?
shes gonna stop liking you after a week.
Thats how she works from the others i've talked to

>>6853653
>wales
https://u.pomf.is/fvcnvw.webm

>>6853718
Vomiting intensifies

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happyy labour day!

there's blood in my urine!

>>6853625
oh wait I am on the list!!!! YAYYYYY
>Red
Red gives awesome sex advice on best pleasure
>nim
Nim is awesum
>Grace
Grace is fun
>Sass
Sass is the best
>Kari
I love her body lotion
>Carol
Carol is top 10 best with all my friends!!!!

>>6853675
>Saying the Lord's name in vain
OMG!

>>6853694
I want to smell that ck

>>6853707
>>6853689

lol, it's like force of habit complaining about never making lists though,

also, shut up!!!!!!

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>>6853654
>>6853665
>>6853672
>>6853676
>>6853682
Awww, thanks y'all <3

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>>6853712
Ea'Korstlas Sept kys recrueakyng.

>>6853718
straight women confuse me sometimes.

>>6853718
I don't think most cis women want this, most would prefer on top of them in their perfect cis vagina

>>6853711
I thought you stopped posting
Can we go back to that or what

>>6853704
pookie why are you organising a suicide pact

>>6853718
>wanting to be fucked by a sasquatch
I just don't understand you straight girls.

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>>6853727
on spiro
>stop drinking alcohol
>drink lots more water.
>see your doc.

>>6853588
maybe someday

>>6853590
:3

>>6853592
no im pure

>>6853595
correct

>>6853676
>Ignoring Sass
You're on the shitlist now.

>>6853694
I'm sorry are you trying to fucking kill me with that pic
I have shit to do today

>>6853719
I'm just nervous that there's a chance she's not into me anymore.

>>6853722
What do you mean? Do you even know who I'm talking about

>>6853740
>stop drinking alchohol
ehehehe, oops...

>>6853715
what a silly vent

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>>6853726
>>6853732
>>6853739

you girls confuse me. having a guy choke you while he rams into you and kisses your neck, occasionally whispering what a slut you are while you tell him how much you love his cock is like the best thing ever.

>>6853743

LMAO IF I HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS SO DO YALL!!!

>>6853745
made a totally random guess based on who here in the past three threads posted that they were sad.

>>6853740
not on spiro
havent had alcohol in a few weeks

>>6853731
I am not familiar with that phrase in Tau.
>>6853734
A lot of cis women like it from behind. Second time I did it I did it from behind because that's what she wanted. >gyrocopterdeathwariii.wav
>>6853742
Whoru?? Nice to meet you, I'm Pally. ×_×

>>6853732
Rapists confuse me sometimes

>>6853749
>having a guy choke you while he rams into you and kisses your neck, occasionally whispering what a slut you are while you tell him how much you love his cock is like the best thing ever.

this is a literal truth.

>>6853746
Seriously, don't. I came close to seriously damaging my kidneys and I leaked blood from my dick for days doing that.

>>6853712
well I GUESS I'm playing Soulstorm today. Gonna hit up my old dormmate and see if she's down for a few rounds.

>>6853749
oh my goodness..

>>6853758
Sounds disgusting to me on so many levels...

>>6853749
You are a spiteful harpy

BUT LOOK AT HIS FUCKING HAND

I wish I didn't get dysphoric from "cute girls doing cute things" anime

>>6853759
is pot ok tho
Cause like
I gotta have some fun

>>6853753
>not knowing who Sass is
OMG! I literally can't even with you !

I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!

I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.

The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!

Vota por favor en mi strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676

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>>6853753
"The Reaper's sept is recruiting"
I named my faction "the Reaper's Sept"

A buddy played necrons. We came up with an autistic amount of lore for why the two would be fighting together. We basically agreed that without a ethereal to lead them, they'd resort to a tribal anarchy and start worshipping the shard of the nightbringer.

Which is probably wrong.

>>6853762
>Soulstorm
>Not black crusade
Nigga, what. Soulstorm ruined the game. Also if I wasn't at work and had Internet I'd play too.

>>6853749
>having a guy choke you while he rams into you and kisses your neck, occasionally whispering what a slut you are while you tell him how much you love his cock

That... sounds pretty good actually

>>6853750
Well, part of me thinks she genuinely likes me and one small part thinks she doesn't or at lesst doesn't anymore & she'll drop me soon. If she does, so abruptly I think I may just end my miserable existence.
I really care about Heather, I do. I always have had feelings for her since I first started posting here & according to her she has as well.

>>6853752
Then go see your doc. What is your temperature like compared to normal?

>>6853773
Dark crusade friendo.

Best Expansion.

>>6853765
horse meat sounds disgusting to many people, but you and I know it is not.

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>choking

>>6853779
fine. everything is fine.

>>6853736
She's the one organisation it
and because I'm suicidal Robin lol
>>6853749
>having a guy choke you while he rams into you and kisses your neck, occasionally whispering what a slut you are while you tell him how much you love his cock is like the best thing ever.

tru

>>6853784
I freaking love horse burger.

>>6853768
Probably. Not my thing so I can't really say. It does nothing for me and I hate the stench.

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wowzee weezee what's up ?

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>>6853758

right?!
the last time i got fucked the guy i was with whispered in my ear "you know you want this fucking cock inside of you.... take it for me baby....god you're such a good girl" and i immediately loosened up and starting precumming lmao like i'm sry i'm agp but sex is great

>>6853766

i want to be manhandled

>>6853776

where my straight girls at tbhonest

>>6853773
"Ultimate Apocalypse"

And if anything ruined the game it was Dow2.
I do agree though, on its own Soulstorm was shit.
S
H
I
T

>>6853778
no she hasn't.
she is lying.
she always lies.
trust me famalam.
she said the exact same thing about me.
She said she was in love with me to the point where she couldn't imagine not being with me.
She wanted to move to America asap to be with me.
She lied every single day to me about loving me.
Cal, just stop with her.
She is lying to you as she lied to me.
Just stop.
She IS lying to you.
I can show you some chat logs if you want of her saying these things.

>>6853778
You and Heather are a thing? Huh, good for y'all.
>>6853793
I'm bi desu
>>6853792
Hi Lily

>>6853772
Well, you realize it's implied that the ethereals are uncorrupted necrons right? Google it, the evidence is pretty strong. At least some writers of the fluff worked off of this assumption.
>>6853780
Ye, though I live the IG flying unit. >>6853796
DOWII BAD.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6853772
You won't out edge that cow, stop trying.

>>6853798
They aren't. Heather is doing her lying thing as usual.
Since its basically all she does.
Heather even said she will never do LDR even tho she said she loved me and wanted to be with me more than anything in the world lmaoo
im so fuckin GULLIBLE

>>6853758
>tfw he breathes onto the back of your neck while his hand is around your throat

>>6853789
oh right
:(

>>6853767
i wish i didn't get dysphoric from most interactions with girls, cis or otherwise

>>6853798
hi wussup ?

>>6853730
Get back to work! *whip crack*

>>6853803
you do realise she's only 15 right? don't push adult expectations for a relationship onto a literal kid, one with a troubled development at that

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>>6853807

>>6853799
>Google it, the evidence is pretty strong
Oh, I know, but I've been yelled at by too many neckbeards to not be on edge about it.

>>6853799
>though I live the IG flying unit
Tau flying unit wrecks face against everything accept DE

>>6853801
I dislike cows. But then, I've had to tend to them before so I'm a little biased.

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>>6853792
Enjoying the seaside dysphoria free. Too much sun, though.

>>6853793
Is there a word for being manhandled by like six dudes at once?...

>>6853767
I try singing along with the opening or ending of shows like that and end up crying when I hear just how far my singing voice is from anything like female.

>>6853820
Fuck off Eric I have 10 minutes on my break still!!

>>6853799
>we heard you liked RTS with complex unit combinations and base buildins
>so here's a food cap of 12 and a new plot-based building system
>but you can play hero mode co op now!!!

but for reals using the Manta as Tau is just too good. You need to play on larger maps when using the Ultimate Apocalypse mod though because the newer titans have the range of Khorne Valley. Plus playing as the inquisition or tyranids is very very nice.

>>6853827
GO TIDY YOUR ROOM YOUNG LADY!

>>6853825
gangbang
bukake

>>6853634
Because you're a gay son.

>>6853821
Chronic lying isn't an adult expectation, Robin.
>>6853822
so we doin it or nah?

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>>6853797
... :( I-I want to believe I'm different. Idk how she'd have a reason to mess with me. She doesn't seem like that...

>>6853798
Not official. But we've been seriously flirting and even got a lil lewd.

>>6853827
There's no such thing as a break you communist!

>>6853816
I haven't had the best day :/
Did stupid things like cutting, had to be talked out of suicide, pretty bad day.

Hbu?

Good afternoon everyone (this includes Sass implicitly, but I may as well be unmistakably clear).

Are we talking about how great/not great it would be for a dude to leave you on the verge of losing consciousness while he violently fucks your oxygen-starved body?

>>6853836
HOMEWRECKER

>>6853838
Its labor day today fuck off capitalist pig!!!

>>6853824
noice
fuck
I need to lose weight but I'm scared to go swimming now as a manbod hon with tits

>>6853834
she's 15, she may not even know what true love feels like yet

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>>6853836
Hmm :/
Take it slow, okay?
Make sure y'know it is for romantic reasons not because she wants you to be okay or w/e.

>>6853846
*calls in strike breakers* U MESSED WITH THE PINKERTONS NOW BITCH

>>6853842
(you)

>>6853842
WE ARE NOW
I WANT SOMEBODY TO PUT MY LIGHTS OUT AND FUCK ME INTO THE HEADBOARD :D

>>6853842
!!!!!
How excitingly dangerous...
>>6853846
I'm not seeing you scrubbing the floor on your hands and knees young lady!!!

>>6853767
>>6853813
You can't get dysphoric from those things you might have autism.

>>6853797
i will second this

she doesn't mean harm, and she doesn't know that she is lying, but like it will only end badly
i know, because i have been in smiles' situation before

>>6853834
Maybe she just fell out of love with you? You are legally an adult and she's just 15, maybe she just didn't feel like it would work. & you were talking about killing yourself and doing crazy shit that may have scared her.
I'm not trying to shittalk you or anything, just thinking of reasons why she may have broke up w you.

>>6853836
Nope.
You aren't different.
Sorry.
She likes to get lewd and send lewd pics.
That is the sign that she is gonna stop liking you.
She is a total liar famalam.
Sorry.
You will never be a thing with her.
These are all lies.
>>6853847
I know.
However, she lies chronically.
That isn't an adult expectatoin.
>>6853861
This will happen.
Please don't fall into this Cal.
For your own good

>>6853793
>girl

>>6853797
Only thing left to do is kill smiles

>>6853803
I'll take care of smiles for a low fee of $100

>>6853790
the french blood is strong in you. :3

>>6853793
Edie, I got fucked last week. the guy fell asleep inside me.

I got up to pee and I was sitting in the toilet peeing and shitposting on mtfg. The guy comes into the bathroom and chides me for leaving him alone, he literally picks me up from the toilet and fucks me against the wall.

I was dizzy after that. oh yeah I rode him until I came hands free after that.

I don't know if this makes me AGP, but I fucking enjoyed it. 10/10 would do it again every day.

>>6853861
>i know, because i have been in smiles' situation before
You what?

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>>6853824
nice ^-^
happy that you are having fun
>>6853839
:/
I'm doing splendid
played guide for a group in xanten (roman city)
started out with me explainig stuff to parents of gf and gf and more and more people just ended up walking along
was pretty nice

>>6853863
No like
trust me
she said specifically she doesn't do ldrs.
trust me on this one familia
plus i was 17 when she wanted to break up with me
its not gonna work
just give up on it
>>6853865
no kill me
wait im gonna do that
nvm

>>6853864
>She is a total liar famalam.
Bitter much?
You weren't saying that last week...

>>6853867
>the french blood is strong in you. :3
I'm just practical.

>>6853834
idk it's kinda scary
isn't it

>>6853869
lmao

>>6853778
>>6853797
Fucking hell you all need to stop having so much ERP with each other.

>all this lewd talk
I'm literally afraid of guys. See you guys in a few hours.

>>6853836
dude, don't post your private conversations on mtfg. There's no need to impress anyone here or prove to them anything. :)

>>6853842
Thank you for acknowledging me. U the best :3

Why do you all have to lie and seek attention by flirting, camming, and being lewd online and off?

Is there any mtf out there who doesn't lie and needs to constantly seek out attention in the form of groups, constant online friends, or anything of the sort?

Why? What is the appeal of constant attention?

>>6853849
That's basically my life too, minus being employed.

>>6853829
Dow ii had pretty complex unit interactions. It was all in wargear though and autists who never learned/were good at the game never got that.

Also it was simply the best skirmish rts for 1v1s second only to OG starcraft. It played great. Chaos was a little OP for noobs but fine at high level.

Dark Crusade is probably third best competitive skirmish rts after DOW II. They were both good at different things but DoWii with all expansions is fantastic.

>>6853863
Hm... again Cal, take it slow. Y'know, Heather is a friend of mine I'm not gonna shittalk her or something but do take care. She's very nice and very awesome but still, be careful <3
>>6853869
Thats nice :)
I'm glad you are doing well.

>>6853884
replacement for love

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trust me its not gonna work Cal.
>>6853872
She literally told me she lies.
She literally told me
She said they were all lies.
Senpai.
Learn context faggot much?
>>6853875
not really
>>6853880
there never was any erp lol
i dont do that fag shit
she just talked about how much she wanted to make me cum or something and other lewd shit while i called her cute.
erp is g a r b a g e

>>6853867
Why would one even bring up the term AGP in that scenario? Not that I am anything short of thrilled for the excellent fucking you received.

>>6853868
like i've done the same thing as what she has done before

there are some of us who just don't have 'that thing' that is needed to keep relationships

you get like practically obsessed with someone, and then it just goes

i really hurt someone when i basically vanished out of their life
it was like they never existed in my mind, i felt almost nothing for them
only a week prior, i would have literally killed myself if they tried to break up with me

>>6853863
the one piece of advice i'll give you is to be nice to her (she's a human too), but don't be surprised if it doesn't work out

>>6853864
>>6853871
Idk. I just can't drop her rn. I care about her and I believe she cares about me too.
Maybe I'm delusional so be it.

>>6853894
That's fucking bullshit. I gave her love, attention, cared for her more than I did my own life, motivated myself to make more money for her sake. I just got fucked in the end.

>>6853884
We're lonely sempai.

>>6853897
what a cuck

>>6853832
Gangbanged! Yes I want that

>>6853842
I vote great

>>6853883
I posted it to prove we were flirting and I wasn't just talking out of my ass. Thats all I'm posting.

>>6853915
Nobody thought you weren't flirting, it's just that people doubt the validity of flirting with smiles

>>6853905
Nah she is 100% telling the truth.
100% not lying at all for her own benefit
she doesn't care about you beyond talking to you
add meon discord Isla#9989 i have to show you something
>>6853909
lul

>>6853884
you're basically setting yourself up for this, anon.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Histrionic+Personality+Disorder&l=1

>>6853906
Are you a chaser or something?

>>6853897
Yes you do that's what it is, you are fag shit and mentally insane. You need to seek professional help. All of you pathetic losers having your retarded ERP relationships with each other in your circle jerk fag gulag called discord.

>>6853884
>mtf
>female

There you go fampai

>>6853907
Please refer to >>6853906

I offered the world and I just got shit on. The flirting behind my back, lying, and constant need for attention and online "friends" broke me.

why do you stupidheads date 15 year old trannies who live on the other side of the planet

>>6853925
i don't erp at all lul

>>6853884
attention is to women like air is to people
it's not like they get attention from people in real life

>>6853899
I've master baited to my memories like everyday :(

>>6853918
Thats what I'm saying. People may have thought I was lying about talking with Smiles.

>>6853919
Ok.. :/

>>6853897
The thought isn't
going through can kinda be i think

>>6853925
oh, is that right?

>>6853932
Because we love setting ourselves up for massive disappointment.

>>6853940
Who would care though?

>>6853923
Yeah, sure, if that's the word for it. I was in a relationship and got screwed and my heart broke. My first relationship too, because I waited to find someone I loved to lose my virginity to, lose my first kiss too, hug, everything.

Fucking first everything and all I got were lies back, so good times in between that made me fall in love even more, and I just got chewed up and spit out.

Now I don't care to date anything with a vagina since she was a switch, but I'm not attracted to anything masculine

>>6853884
all women are huge attentionwhores brah
even fake women
whats hard to get?

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>mfw post-orgasm bliss
alright everything is ok again

>>6853884

i don't lie about anything so idk. what's wrong with being lewd though?

>>6853915
I only posted this not to chide or harass you. It's because i care about u as a friend :)

>>6853932
anon, I think you are a wise anon. but there are some that must learn by their own mistakes and not by the wisdom of others.

>>6853950
;__;

>>6853948
Err, I'm not sure if I follow what you're saying, you had a bad experience with a cis girl so now you only date trans girls, but trans girls do the same things that made it not work out with the cis girl, or something?

>>6853933
You're doing dead cripple ERP for your necrophiliac friends right now.

Guys look at me I'm a cripple now look at me love me love me someone new each week. But I will die because emotions are too real like the music video.

>>6853941
well im going to do it
i really want to not go alone
but if i must i will
>>6853962
hot

>>6853962
id make love to that cripple desu

>>6853953
Maybe I should have changed the context. If you're in a relationship and continue to be lewd online and seek attention and then lie about not doing it, well you're a dick.

I just wanted to spend a good time with the person I loved. I don't do casual sex, but it backfired because she told me to "trust her," and then kept doing the attentionwhore thing.

>>6853953
Cool story bro. How much did you make this time? 50 or 100?

>>6853932
I'm around her age. I do live a while away from her though. :/

>>6853954
I understand.

>>6853961
No, other way. I dated a trans girl, it was amazing, they were absolutely perfect except for lying to me and constantly being an attentionwhore.

I don't want to date anyone with a vagina, because really, I like the dick now, and vagina is gross to me.

sister just messaged me
"dad said we have to be careful that you don't give me hiv "

fuckin lmao

>>6853965
what's the difference

>>6853968
>her
Your """girl""" dates and cheats like a man because she is. Don't cock block her dude. Simple as that.

>>6853974
Date a femboy then

i wish i had a gf who didnt actually love me

>>6853978
company.

>tfw want to be in the skype group with all the cool trips but dont like going on mic
i guess that just means i have keep practicing my voice for like three hours everyday AND FOR IT TO NOT GET ANY BETTER ASDFfswefgWfFFc

>>6853975
You shouldn't be sleeping with or sharing needles with your sister in any case.

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>>6853968

i would agree with that honestly. i'm so sorry. :(
it's one thing if you're aware of it, but if they didn't tell you, and then they tried to lie to you about it..........idk. that's shitty.

>>6853969

i didn't do a show lol

>>6853983

i wish i had a bf who i could actually love

>>6853983
Same. Then I could kill myself

>>6853975
I guess that means you can't participate in your family sunday orgies anymore.

>>6853984
but it'll be lonely afterwards anyways

>>6853937
Why shouldn't you masturbate to the memory of an extraordinarily fulfilling sexual encounter?

Why wouldn't you? Erotica authors are pulling from their own experience of the tangibly satisfying reliving of past sexual experience when they describe their characters reacting to the memory of a touch, a kiss, or the palpable absence of a lover's dick. It's p.normal, Sassy.

>>6853986
>>6853989
he thinks it's transmitted by touch, he's had scares over it in the past

>>6853990
we will be dead
at least we can die together.
either way if its a no then ill do it on my own
just gotta wait until i skype someone to do it

>>6853994
But why does he think you have HIV? (Do you have HIV?)

>>6853995
you're gonna hate me for this, but i have to do it...
*prevents ur suicide*

in time, i think you will thank me for this

>>6853983
i wish i had someone who loved me

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>>6853892
I hope you feel better soon

>>6853953
tea parties... don't listen to the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JvF9vpqx8

Can mods just please ban cal? Like he's 16 and fucking annoying as shit and has a worst personality than a high school bitch.

>>6854004
Yeah, I'm gonna call my therapist tomorrow and see what they say to do.

Thanks for the good wishes <3

>>6853983
I had that for a little
It's not as fun as you think

>>6854010
almost everyone here has the personality of a highschool bitch

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I become more like Tomoko with every passing day. Sigh.

>>6854003
well ill love you as long as you promise not to love me back

>>6853980
Then why don't I feel the urge to cheat?

>>6853987
Why can't you have a boyfriend who loves you? Shit, I mean what are you looking for? I just want to date someone who doesn't lie to me and shows me affection/takes care of me. Hopefully one day they'll be my housewaifu.

Do people still use the map?

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I just played a game of overwatch with someone called sheemalehunter

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>>6854010
why would they do that ?
>>6854011
good plan :)

>>6854002
lol
>>6854023
no

>>6854023
Big Mike does

post hidden gems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjnxZLm60pI
1971 cover of the Marcos Valle original

>>6854001
because I've had sex with men

>>6854016
Why?

I don't get it, there's thirsty guys like me out there everywhere.

>>6853884
>Is there any mtf out there who doesn't lie and needs to constantly seek out attention in the form of groups, constant online friends, or anything of the sort?

They left /mtfg/ a while ago.

>>6854032
And where are they now?

>>6854010
While they're pretty aggressive about banning underage pics, the local mods seem very lax about banning underage trans people from these generals. It may just be laziness, but it may also be that they don't want to cut off one of the few avenues of support many trans kids can find.

>>6854023
Where even is the map? I wanna put myself on it to find other trans friends

i want an immature mtfg gf who throws tantrums and needs constant attention and validation and wears diapers and gets frustrated easily and flirts with other people on a daily basis and has no job, ambitions, or passions and doesnt even like me all that much besides being a source of attention and money

is that really so much to ask for?

>>6854032
im still here :^)

>>6854010
What did I even do to you?

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>>6854006

lmao

>>6854019

it's more the me loving the boyfriend thing.
i guess i've just been in relationships where the guy really cared for me, but i just didn't feel the same, so of course i ended it because i didn't want to lie to him.
it just sucks. which i know probably sounds like a stupid thing to even complain about, but i just really want to be in a relationship where everything is reciprocated, and i haven't felt that in years.

>>6854025

it was me

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>>6854045
Yume left a couple of months ago

>>6854035
Going to college or working, dating, helping their family out, going camping with their fiancé - you know, cis girl stuff.

>>6854056
just my luck
the perfect girl - so close, yet so far

>>6854056
Funniest post you've ever made.

>>6854060
Ill do that if I don't have to wear a diaper

>hang out with straight cis women all the time
>hang out with super gay bottoms all the time

It's weird how closely this thread is mirroring one and only one of those groups

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korra died yesterday

>>6854054
Nah, makes sense. If you don't feel anything for the other person then why lead them on? That's what got me too. I felt so lead on like she truly cared for me and then did those things behind my back and claimed she couldn't trust me.

I have a decent job, people tend to like me, I have hobbies, but i just don't care to talk to many people. I just want someone I can dedicate myself to and a few close friends. Of course, I'd prefer for them to love and care for me back.

>>6854031
I'm just becoming more unstable/irrational and generally more antisocial.

>>6854039

I guess it makes sense. It's not that I hate them because they're underage, they're just insufferable and ppl always reply to them so filters become pointless unlike for other trips I have filtered.

Oh well.

i havent cut in a while
feels so fucking good man

http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale/
post your score
I got 10/16

Tfw no bf to beat me up and wrestle me into total submission

>>6854070
straight cis women are nothing like people here
100% different

people here are almost identical to super gay bottoms though

>>6854076
How unladylike.

>>6854070
hang out with me faye

>>6854067
no deal
id be changing them anyway so its not like you have to worry about them

ahh blood is everywhere

>>6854076
try bloodchokes

>>6854080
Ignore him, he's just posting for (you)'s and a cheap laugh.

>>6854086
im using a 10 surgical scalpel rn
it cuts deep and nice

>>6854070

Probably because everyone here was socialized as a dude, not even counting anything else lmao

>>6854066
Clearly you haven't seen my other shitposts on other boards
I'm probably the funniest person on /r9k/ and /o/
>>6854076
I cut the other day
Feels so fucking good man

>>6854080
wow
that hurts my feelings daddy :(

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>>6854080
hate to say it but yeah, my cis friends are way, way more chill and less catty / hostile compared to this place. gay guys are too annoying so I don't have any as close friends but I do have extended friends of friends that are and holy hell are they a chore to be around. =_=

but like anything there are a few exceptions here that are super cool

>>6854093
>I'm probably the funniest person on /r9k/ and /o/

That's like saying you're the smartest retard. Even if you are trolling you shouldn't have said that.

>>6854073

yeahhhhh, i definitely get that. i'd like the same thing.
the one thing i have learned about that though is that the person in question needs to earn the right to have you love them like that.
it's totallly not your fault at all that she was a cheating hoe etc but she didn't deserve the admiration you had for her so you're better off in the end.

>>6854095
a-am i cool

>>6854095
Yes, because we all value every trips opinion of who is cool and who isn't.

>>6854079
hi

>>6854098
Grow up, looking up to anyone from /mtfg/ is like being friends with the kid that wears the same clothes every day in school.

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>>6854070

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>>6854098
you're less annoying than before so keep it up kiddo

>>6854107
yo korra am i cool ;)

>>6854100
Ugh, can't you find something better to do with your life than dropping your trip and playing MTFG: The Card Game?

>>6854045
Drop the diaper wearing requirement (because eww) and I'd be perfect for you.

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>>6854084
I'll think about it
How much money do you have
>>6854096
>/o/
>retards
Come on man

>>6854107
Woo, me trying to be less autistic is working ^^

>>6854106

i lowkey feel bad for posting this photo a few months back lol