/mtfg/ female impersonators general

>>6851344
RED IS LITERALLY FINE

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>>6851344
Delete this.

did kiwi commit suicide?

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First for Daddy

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shes fine please stop it

in many ways we are all dead

think about it

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>>6851329

yeah see i can't do that. i need to be choked out and used and called demeaning names and on the brink of death from having the guy's pelvis smacking into me at least once every other month or else i go crazy. that's how i bruised my taint.

xth for Akaka a best

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I want stuffed crust pizza

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>tfw you cum randomly over the ledge onto a busy stairway of a subway entrance

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again, completely fine

>>6851359
>that's how i bruised my taint
i literally lold

>>6851352
Anon killed himself last night...

>>6851362
CHEESE
INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
THE CRUST

>>6851365
210 pounds, wtf?
Damn bitch, you're fucking fat.
I'm 145 at 5'6" and I think I'm chubby...

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>>6851365
> I weigh 210

jesus

> and I'm 5'5

>>6851359
>tfw never have a bruised taint

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Did kiwi commit suicide?
>>6851362
Be sure to ask for their cutest delivery boy

>>6851359
I legit miss that.
I'm considering switching my gf to Spiro just so I have a couple weeks of T filled dick after me and then moderate Spiro sex drive thereafter.
I will never cheat
..
But sometimes the daydreams about boys in public make me feel like I had.

>>6851368

I'M NOT KIDDING, THAT ARTIST GUY I WAS FUCKING FOR AWHILE LITERALLY BRUISED MY TAINT LMAO
it wasn't as bad as when my ex bruised my uvula tho. i was legit scared after that.

kira literally dies of brain cancer and you fuckers ignore it, but you'll circlejerk someone who is still in contact with half the thread

>>6851374
Post chub.

red killed herself due to manface

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>>6851382
I biked for a month straight and now my taint is pretty fucked too.

>>6851377
yes i have proof
[proof]

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Did kiwi commit suicide
>>6851383
She's alive. I talked to her this morning

>>6851385
I thought it was the AIDs Herpes Chlamydia Syphilis combo that killed her?

>>6851334
Are you okay pal?

>>6851341
>serotonin shill shit

>>6851383
kira is too real everyone hopes she is fine but everyone has said their piece on her

>>6851383
If rather die of something like that rather than anheroing.
B/c anheroing makes your soul trapped on earth for eternity.
No reincarnation.

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>>6851375
>mado

>replying to anything I say

>with this exact image

every time

>>6851374
actually not fat, just got a bit of a belly on me and a whole lotta hidden muscle.

pic related is me in a baggy sweater making some stupid face for some reason

>>6851389
>She's alive. I talked to her this morning
WAIT SERIOUSLY?
please dont tell me you are memeing?

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>>6851394
Haram against Allah!

>>6851396
Bitch, you're fucking fat.

>>6851391
Asexual Vidya transgirls with no crazies isn't a thing.
That's closet cis girl territory.
I know from experience

moshi moshi

>>6851396
>fatlogic: the post

>>6851396
sheen 2.0
you have a bmi of 35
you are obese

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>>6851376

don't let your memes be dreams. i should ask that guy to come fuck me. most guys i've ever hooked up with are still down to fuck even if they have gfs lmao

>>6851381

why not just be in an open relationship or something lol
i could never be engaged to someone who i don't even have a good sex life with. like wtf. welcome to the rest of your life lol

>>6851387

i'm sry to hear that..

>>6851337
I doubt it because I crossed his name out in my address book.

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God there is this hot viking guy on OKC that I really wanna fuck but he's so far away

>>6851396
>and a whole lotta hidden muscle.
You must be hiding a lot of muscle in those hands.

I always wanted to be able to do this agp face.

Before I transitioned I was a football playing, track running, weight lifter.

muscle is fucking tenacious and doesn't go away unless You're losing a lot of weight.

>>6851410
hey edie

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do i pass

>>6851409

40 more lbs and you are the same bmi as sheen

>>6851426
Yes

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>>6851414
How do you know he's a Viking? Is he wearing one of these?

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>>6851424
Forgot pic

>implying BMI means literally anything
all fotball players are obese by BMI standards
olympic athletes are obese by BMI standards
bmi is retarded

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>>6851425
You brought this on yourself Amy...
You're fucking fat as shit.
If you ran track, well, you should start up again so you can burn that nasty shit.

Amy, we're only trying to help you.
Here, have the Couch to 5k thing.

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oh look, Clinton is planning on a war with Iran as soon as she makes office
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/06/02/hillary-clinton-threatens-war-with-iran-theyll-be-celebrating-in-the-kremlin-if-trump-wins/

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>>6851431
Does this not scream viking to you?

>>6851442

i know that guy lol
ur being catfished

>>6851440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36odfqA-Xqw

ily amy

>>6851442
I think you may be chatting with some kind of Norse god.

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>>6851445
I havent even spoken with him
I just saw him on the front page and I was like DANG HES HOT
>>6851451
fucking thor

>>6851449
you just love her for her blubber

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I hate when I get in those moods where I question if I really was trans all along and not just confused or something

Fucking ugly hon I'm glad red is dead

>>6851458
Grace, you should video chat with me sometime!
I'll show you my vagina!

>>6851425

o hi btw

>>6851452

ye das thor. he's been on 4chan or more specifically soc as long as i have. i miss the oldfags.

>>6851458
worst case scenario you can just enjoy the soft skin and boobs

pls i need gf

>>6851461
Yeah, me to. I mean, it was my goal since I gave her the AIDs.

>>6851439
I'm getting a bike sometime soon, and my current track route is 10 miles and I'd be riding that every night.

>>6851455
me and swedish fish are OG friends big guy
dont stereotype me

>tfw you're only just now playing darkest dungeon
I'm always behind when it comes to the best games.

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>>6851446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NznljGV66HY

>>6851403
Are you saying I'm actually a cis girl?
Thanks you too

>>6851471
Boo, why are you such a faggot?

>>6851467
Wanna be my partner?!

>>6851466
You should let me enjoy your soft skin boobs.

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How are you /mtfg/
Everything ok?

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also why did i have to meet the perfect guy and have him like me and tell me that i'm his type and that he wishes he could date me and all this stuff when he doesn't even know that i'm a shemale
like wtf do i even do with that? why is my life awful lmao

>>6851479
I'm pretty good today ^^
Hbu?

>>6851478
sure you got kik?

>>6851483
Lol, you want a tranny for a gf? What a faggot.

>>6851478
boys are much nicer and easier to talk to than girls
i suppose would answer your question

>>6851486
Someone's about to get bent over and be shown who the real faggot it.

>>6851486
tranny, vagina, whatever, if you look feminie and are cool I could give a fuck less

If you like music and horror movies we can date.

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how come drakeposter knows literally everyone here yet I dont know who the fuck he is?
I wonder if he existed in the Berenstain universe /mtfg/ and everyone who knows him is from that universe

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>>6851458
I get those moods too. But from everything I know about you, I have to say that you're pretty clearly actually trans.

>>6851493
moshi moshi
i am boo sama
wanna be friends :3

I gotta go now MTFG
See y'all <3
Have a great day friends :3

>>6851487
When did you realize that you are such a faggot?
This must be a new development.

>>6851490
Try it faggot! I'll out fag you anyday! I bet you I can suck more dick and take bigger cocks than you!

>>6851492
Oh shit. Hey.
Add me on skype
whennuggetsattacks

>>6851497
Thanks Joan. Its nice getting reassurance but the what if i wake up from this likes to creep into my head sometimes.

>>6851493
Wait, so it really is Berenstein like I remembered?

Hi I would like to make Joan appreciation day a thing

>tfw you'd kill everyone in this general in various gruesome ways over the course of years if they were presented in front of you and it was also legal

OH WELL

queers

>>6851500
not really

>>6851506
yes!

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hehe fuckers

>>6851508
>presented in front of you and it was also legal
pathetic

come back when you've grown some fucking balls son

>>6851509
rip

>>6851503
i think i added cute boys to my fapping selection at like 13-14?
not a big deal honestly
hasnt really progressed much sense so im pretty confident in my sexuality

>>6851513
I care about my happiness a lot more than enacting vengeance upon any of you miserable wretches

>>6851510
pls get out of s4s and stop making lewd threads you twat

>>6851503
I'm too lazy to get skype to work on this linux distro so ou got kik? if not Idc

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>>6851479
>tfw eternally jealous of Smiles
>still ugly hon

>>6851516
>I care about my happiness a lot more than enacting vengeance upon any of you miserable wretches
pussy

>>6851516
again, pathetic

you can't even muster up the wherewithal for a single murder
you're the sort of listless blob that aimlessly stumbles through life until you find it's over and you're as alone as you ever were

I'm almost embarrassed on your behalf

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>>6851508
same to you friend

>>6851356
just say that some trolls are saying red (her) is dead.

>>6851526
agreed, its pathetic
here George Carlin tells you how its done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P79lA_pJWaU

>>6851526
>>6851522
>implying I wouldn't actually murder someone
THIS CLOSE
DONT MESS WITH A NIGGA THAT GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE

>>6851530
Lets fight each other with spiked maces (on heroine) until we're both a bloody mess and see if we can die of an OD or blood loss or a skull fracture first

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>>6851479
as long as I dont think about it I dont want to die so im ok

Red is a lumbering 6'2 diseased hon
Good riddance

>>6851534
coke and swords or nothing man

those are my terms

>>6851534
>THIS CLOSE
>DONT MESS WITH A NIGGA THAT GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE
do it faggot

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>>6851535
this tbqh

Red is violently adorable.

>>6851539
Show me that bp and ill shove a fucking knife in it and stab fuck you to death you dumb whore

>>6851538
LAME

>>6851545
>Show me that bp and ill shove a fucking knife in it and stab fuck you to death you dumb whore
oh bby
how about we compromise
you fuck me in my bp (with condom) and then I let you slit my throat and dissolve me in acid

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>>6851545

>>6851544
that's true

I regret to inform you that Mercury committed suicide

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>>6851545
pussy

>>6851556
>regret
why

you should be celebrating

>>6851550
Why do I have to put a condom on my knife?

>>6851557
Time to do that SRS Anon..... *unzips hatchet*

>>6851563
why would I have srs?

Id rather have a dick then frankensteins vagina

>>6851344
Ron Weasely and Neville Longbottom hrt progress.jpg

>>6851563
I meant with your tinkler and you can use your knife on my neck so it doesnt get dirty

>>6851570
Was Ron 6'2 kek

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Morning /mtfg/

kinda nervous about today

>>6851593
Hello
Why nervous?

>>6851593
is the snickmeister being a worrywart again

>>6851596
emily is my favorite girl name

britanny is my least favorite

all vritannys are whores

>>6851596
have to do a thing for college
>>6851597
yes ;-;

>>6851598
Why is my name your favourite anon?

>>6851603
dont worry snick you can do the thing
i believe in you

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>>6851544

>>6851603
What's the thing? Good luck

>>6851605
Emily reminds me of like this girl who is misunderstood but is still cool as hell deep down. She is struggling to become who she really is and so she makes mistakes and does dumb shit but in 5 years she'll make it where she need to be.

idk im drunk as fuck

>>6851607
thanks
>>6851613
just got to go over and see about some fees

>>6851619
Woah, that describes me :O
spoopy

>>6851620
Oh simple enough

you girls are mean

>>6851623
why am i at lgbt

real ive been here never before and im so alone i came here

>>6851631
Idk anon but you seem really nice <3

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Hejsan

>>6851634
Hej

>>6851633
thank you dear

do you pass?

I don't care if you do desu. personality above all

>>6851642
Whats happening today?

>>6851644
No, I'm early in transition :c

>>6851647
Nothing much really

>>6851649
>No, I'm early in transition :c


What kinda movies you like tho

>>6851479
looks like a chubby boy with long hair

>>6851631
Men have been attracted to trannies since the beginning of time but society thinks we're men so it makes guys feel like fags about it. Anyway it's OK anon. You're still straight

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This month I have lost 15 pounds

and to think I was worried I couldn't keep up the progress

>>6851661
thank god
you were YUGE

>>6851656
hmm, tough question. I find I can enjoy most movies to be honest as long as they are well made.

>>6851661
Last time I check I weighed Low Battery

>>6851661
congrats!

>>6851661
Do it for sheen

>>6851664
I know ;~;
>>6851665
are you a robot?
>>6851667
thanks

I have successfully re-entered that mental state where a 20 minute walk is a satisfactory substitute for a night's sleep

>>6851672
No I just have a scale that's out of battery, Idk if I've gained or lost weight ;_;

>>6851660
I don't care what society thinks of me man

soicety never cared about me, i don't care about it.

>>6851665
Horror movies are my shit. Good ones are scary, bad ones are funny lmao

>>6851672
i believe in you

>>6851676
Wanna be my bf

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Reminder that even if you have finished transitioning you aren't allowed to put your dick away.

>>6851681
idk senpai

you got kik

we can be friends regardless

>>6851679
thanks, drakeposter

>>6851676
horror movies are pretty good fun, though they are pretty boring alone

>>6851684
Kik me @the_carthaginian ;-*

>>6851686
i love horror
can you recommend me something

>>6851686
truth. Especially the bad ones. Bad ones are way fun with someone else

>>6851661
good werk
I've lost 22lbs since I got back on 3mg of estrogen on the 16th of August
jeeze... thats a lot .__.

>>6851670
swhat?

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>tfw flannel is still alive

>>6851690
If you love horror, watch The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. It's really unsettling and was the first horror movie. I watched it high as a kite and couldn't sleep after.

Aside from that I can't rec Dawn of the Dead or Alien enough.

>>6851698
>1920
im looking for actual horror though
not silly nostalgia

you had me really hyped anon

>>6851697
this

>>6851697
What is dead may never die

>>6851690
I couldn't recommened one, I'm not an avid movie goer
I just watch whatever my friends wanna watch

>>6851691
Yeah, I remember one really bad one called Razortooth or something
really stupid but funny as hell, especially with friends

>>6851693
you generally lose more weight at the start
although that is still alot

>>6851701
It's unsettling as hell senpai

Check out "The Poughkeepsie Tapes" then. Only horror movie I couldn't finish. It's too unsettling. Too real. I lived in that town tho

>>6851707
ive seen like almost every good horror movie
really bad feeling :/

Who else /learning languages/ here? Learnig Swedish on Duolingo myself

>>6851716
Hejsan ny-vän
And no i tried to learn spanish but i sucked at it

>>6851713
poughkeepsie is also the only one i couldnt finish
that crawling scene was far too much for me

i almost couldnt get through the nightmare
last shift really got me too

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>>6851716
I started trying to learn Spanish
but haven't really gotten back into it

so...no...I guess?

>>6851716
I tried Duolingo and was learning German but I got depressed and lost motivation, I need to get back into it

>>6851716
puedo hablar un poco
despues de cuatro anos

>>6851722
why german?

>>6851725
idk something about it appealed to me, so I was like yeah lets do this
Tbh I should've started with something easier like French

>>6851728
german is relatively close to english. you should do fine. anything you still remember?

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>tfw my ex just told me hes trans
He was allways weirdly obsessive over me
Is it apg?

>>6851719
Are you an mtf or just some lonely anon like me

pls respond

>>6851732
I remember some words and shit but I've probably forgotten a ton too, if I refresh my brain a good portion of it would come back

>>6851736
im not really lonely or an anon
but im a boy so

>>6851708
yeah I know, but still
I want to get to under 120kg by my brothers wedding on the 28th of October
I'm guessing I'll get there before the 28th of this month which will be awesome

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this thread has made me feel guilty about abandoning my Spanish sessions

>>6851733
all chasers want to live vicariously through transwomen

>>6851728
Emily

do
you
have kik

pls respond

>>6851744
es tu culpa

>>6851733
every man secretly wants to be a woman, duh.

>>6851746
no sorry

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>>6851743
50kg here I come!

I hope you reach your goal.

>>6851747
see...this sounds vaguely familiar but...like...

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>>6851749
i will give you my number desu if i can type it captchas are hard when u drunk

>>6851754
How about skype?

>>6851753
my ultimate goal is 54kg, its a long long long way away but I just want to look less huge and fat at the wedding and then continue losing to finally get it all off

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>>6851753
so are we lovers yet or...?

>>6851753
>50kg
Aren't you like 5'2", you could be tiny af desu

>>6851761
i mean we can try skype been like 2 years since i used it tho

snapechat mayebe

>>6851762
oh gosh
that's a long road
I honestly can't wait until the start of the new year and I can eat pizza again
gl

>>6851766
I don't have that either

goddamn
I've been dead-on 12 stone 7 pounds for the last 3 months no matter what I eat or don't eat
I'm 175 lbs (at 6 ft), I need to lose a bit of weight but nothing I seem to do changes anything

>>6851763
n-no?...why would we?
>>6851765
probably closer to 5'3
and that's my goal desu

>>6851479
heya smiles! I start counselling today!

talking of which, PLEASE can someone give me some idea of what to ask for help with? I haven't got the faintest clue what to say except "I have problems". idk where to start. will they guide me? surely they'll want some idea of what I'm expecting out of this but idek. what are my main issues that a charity-run counselling service with no diagnostic/prescription powers could help with?????

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>>6851771
hmmmmph
shorties

>>6851770
Jesus work out

>>6851768
yeah, but like every 10kg is an arbitary milestone!
beside even if I just get to 90kg I'll be happy because that means I'll no longer be obese, next year I'm going to be doing a fortnightly mukbang as a cheat day as long as I get under 100kg

>>6851770
what kind of things are you eating?
you're probably eating a relatively balanced and varied diet smack on your BMR

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>>6851771
i dunno i was just trying to make you laugh
i do kind of want to get to know you though
you seem sweet

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Anyone from Australia here?, if so how the actual fuck did you get through the HSC, I want to fucking die.

HSC is basically the final exams, I honestly don't care about doing well anymore, I just want to get a bf and get on with my transition and be cute and shit.

... and also get absolutly wasted

tripping because everyone in /mtfg/ does

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>>6851780
good stock trade

>>6851769
>>6851769
what's yo>>6851769
r skype

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>>6851776
>implying i whouldnt kill to be short

>>6851770
its because you're a growing girl :P

in all seriousness hormones do have an effect, trying to lose weight while basically going through puberty is like swimming upstream.

>>6851775
Give me a general idea of your issues, asking for help is really hard but you gtta have an idea

>>6851785
fucking yes, holy shit I just want to be petite, and small and cute

>>6851783
Send me yours, I won't post mine here

>>6851785
hell yea me too, how tall senpai?

>>6851776
sorry
>>6851778
don't know if I would have the perseverance for it
>>6851779
um thanks
you always just seemed kinda trolly to me

>>6851786
I lost 25 pounds during hrt lmao. You just need to stop being a fat fuck, I'm glad NHS is going to deny surgery to obese people

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>>6851792
true
i can be nice tho
im being nice now arent i?

also goodnight

>>6851770
try meth

>>6851790
I know this feel tol well
>>6851791
5.86 feet

>>6851791
i think it's hedorahh

if not try [email protected]

Good morning mtfg! What is on fire today?

>>6851775
Before you go, think to yourself, what makes you feel bad. Write it down, make a list of it.

Then read it, and consider what you need help with. Talk about these things.

>>6851778
Its good to be ambious, but dont overdo it pls. If you end up losing fat too fast you end up with these skin flabs and and that probably just makes you feel even worse.

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>>6851792
nah I should be apologizing, I'm a bit reeee over heights ;_;

>>6851798
ahhhhhhhh, I'm jealous I'm 5'11" eeww

>>6851775
>no diagnostic/prescription powers
heh

>>6851799
>snazzypenises
wat?? lol

>>6851777
I fucking can't
the closest thing I can do to effective exercise is swimming and it makes me cough up blood

>>6851778
I'm a terrible comfort eater, that's a big part of the problem, I try to eat small meals to compensate 'cause I know I'm gonna pig out when I feel depressed

I tried to gain weight a few months ago to fill out my face but most of it went to my fucking stomach
now I'm scared if I lose weight I'll lose it off my face more than my stomach because Sod's Law

>>6851805
idk it was a throuw away from liek 7 years ago

>>6851796
that's true
night night
>>6851802
it's ok
*hug

>>6851807
lol

>>6851808
;~;

>>6851798
that's not too bad. also you'll look more petite with a broader frame the taller you are.

>>6851794
H-hey Im not fat... I just thought that that was what happened.

I mean I thought I was getting fat, but i actually gained weight on my hips, and lost some on my waist
>>6851798
Fuck yeah, being 6' sucks

>>6851811
Im broad af desu

>>6851812
>6'
>tfw probably this tall now or taller
;__;

>>6851811
this desu

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>>6851780
I never did the QCS because my mum died in the year I graduated highschool and I was a bit too sad from that and hating myself for existing and turning into a man, pic related me in 2000 a year before.
Just do the best you can, don't sweat it.

>>6851792
>don't know if I would have the perseverance for it
I don't know if I will either but I just gotta keep going.

>>6851800
yeah I know, I might have to slow down but I think the weight I have lost is all easily lost stuff

>>6851806
if you're afraid of gaining or losing then just keep doing what you're doing?

>>6851819
nice slav squat

>>6851821
it hurt .__.

>>6851814
if you are who i think you are then you have tiny shoulders.

>>6851787
>>6851800
uh
-Dyspraxia/hypotonia means I can't do music which I wish was my main hobby 'cause it's one of the few things that makes me happy
-I probably have some kind of schizo-spectrum disorder or some other mental illness that is starting to apparate if my recent hallucinations in times of anxiety are anything to go by
-I can't stop thinking about how ugly I am to the point that I can't concentrate on anything at all
-People who look better than me instantly make me feel suicidal for hours just seeing them for a few seconds and I get consumed by envy
-I really can't think of anything good about myself
-Even my closest friends agree that even after HRT there's something 'off' and quietly intimidating about me that makes them slightly uncomfortable around me IRL but they can't pin down what it is apart from my crazy eyes
-I'm constantly in discomfort as a result of my physical issues... fucking everything hurts me
-Probably have had IBS for years but didn't realise that's what it was
-Keep having arguments I don't understand the genesis of, especially online, that may point to disordered thought and (again) psychotic mental illness), feel like people are misunderstanding very simple statements by me but then everyone backs them up and says that they're not misunderstanding
-Can't tell if neverpassing or just ugly or BDD
-Anxiety stopping me from doing stuff like getting my eyebrows done, seeing a hair stylist etc. that might help with transition IF THEY DON'T FUCK IT UP
-Aspergers problems such as being an impulsive oversharer online yet not being able to open up at all emotionally IRL
-Have a weird relationship with the concept of death that probably isn't healthy

fair, this is a good start
is there anything that should be obvious to me that I've missed?

>>6851823
Who do you think i am then?

>>6851803
it's all I could fucking get
I'm trying to take whatever mental health help I can given how sparse it is
not to mention my region is the worst in the UK for mental healthcare
everyone here keeps saying 'get a therapist' well this is me trying

>>6851819
but I've got a gross man belly atm

>>6851830
There's another hanna that posts here, probably her.

>>6851834
Yea theres a hannah with a h at the end

>tfw you have to reorganise all of your clothes and drawers cause your mum turned your whole room upside down while you were looking for something to yell at you about and she didn't have the common fucking decency to put things back how she found them

she didn't even find anything
I know this because there was nothing to find
and also the fact that she's currently outside drinking and crying her way through the disappointment of not having found anything she can use against me

Does HRT make you blush? Is that a thing that it can do?

On break, i hate work but im making 100 dollars tonight

>>6851841
>while you were
while you were out*

came back from a walk down to the shops to find clothes everywhere

>>6851843
I get it all the time, its hot flashes

>check FB
>22 unread messages along the lines of "IM BEGGING U PLEASE COME HOME SO ME AND YOURE MUM CAN SAVE YOU FROM THIS ABYSSE OF SELF DESTRUCTION"
urgh, this is going to be a fun day

>>6851831
then do bodyweight exercise to make your butt and hips nicer and help you lose weight
cut down on the takeouts, eat more brocolli and steak/fish/chicken/pork hell you could probably get away with crumbing it but I wouldn't also good snacks are a handful of stuffed olives in brine or like seven almonds, alton brown has a good recipe for turning almonds into umami bombs but I just have them plain... remember only a few at a time.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/ginger-almonds-recipe.html

also I know what its like being a comfort eater, I'm obese from being a comfort eater and 6 years of heavy physical exercise basically dirty bulking eating a huge quantity of everything

by the way
you said you told your dad, how did that go?

>>6851844
that good, any stories tonight?
or just a boring night?

>>6851828
>is there anything that should be obvious to me that I've missed?
I wouldnt know, you tell me!

But thats a good list so far. For the music making, have you considered using a virtual DJ studio if you cant play instruments anymore because your disabilities?

Fuck i fainted in class
Now everyone will think im a weirdo

I'm very sad

>>6851856
aww, why did you faint :c

>>6851848
fair point
yeah I was like 13.75 stone and rising rapidly by the end of high school which is why when I was first posting here I was swimming like mad even though it's not healthy for me to do so

I can't do bodyweight exercises, I'd very quickly dislocate my arms etc. or otherwise damage the joints, my muscles do not sustain a contraction so basically I'm loose and floppy and my joints are unstable, it's why 90% of my pics are taken with me slouched in bed, I can't even sit up straight for more than a few seconds

but those are some nice food tips, thanks

>you said you told your dad, how did that go?
>>6851847

>>6851857
Hugg*
>>6851859
I think ive been taking my diet to seriously

>>6851855
nah I wanna make goth-rock, not bleep bloop music

>>6851860
oh yeah I keep forgetting about your degenerative joint issue thing :/

>>6851847
oh joy

>>6851861
starving yourself eh? I'm trying that too, low energy thanks to HRT + starving isn't going to do well for me I bet :/

>>6851867
It was fine the first week and a half
Now think ill up my kcals to 1100 a day

haha I messaged my sister
apparently he said to her if I'd been there in person he'd have knocked me and my mum out
this dude sure has a funny definition of "protection" and "love" etc.

>>6851872
I don't have a set calorie limit, I'm just only eating dinner and starving throughout the day.

>>6851861
ty :(
Hope you're ok

>>6851862
You can do much more than bleeb bloob music on these! All a matter of the samples you use. Download guitar sounds and use these!

>>6851878
This is best died. Or way of life even. But I don't feel hungry through the day.

Are you sure you are not eating anything?

>>6851878
Imma start doing this now that money is getting tight
plus I feel bad about not eating my mom's dinner

I used to just have 1200 cals a day

>>6851344
>>6851354
>>6851365
>>6851383
>>6851697
Is it parody?

>>6851885
I'm just starting this now, I'm refusing to eat breakfast and lunch now, fuck food.

>>6851886
I'm just trying to starve myself as much as I can, I think I did well today.

>>6851888
everyone except kira is alive

>>6851360
<3 Anon

Haha red is a fucking lanky fuck

Nigga.

Geez I haven't checked these threads in ages. Have I missed anything good?

Also hey everyone! How's your night going?

>>6851908
Red tried to commit suicide, but he couldn't find a tree tall enough

>>6851908
Oops, forgot my trip
>>6851909
No being mean :/

life has no meaning anymore

>>6851918
Whats wrong?

>>6851918
:/

>>6851922
>>6851920
nvm I was trying to do a thing where I pretended I got dumped for a goof but I don't have the heart

>>6851923
o-oh

>>6851923
lmao

I was gonna do a thing where I pretended to be psychotic before but I was like nah it'll probably happen for real soon anyway

>>6851925
are u sure it was ur mum who tore up ur room?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=653RsTXgZgY

>>6851927
holy fuck

>>6851923
Ah, well, I'm glad everything's okay ^-^

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i think its night night time
>>6851802
hey im within an inch of you, prob taller
you can still be qt!

>>6851908
i missed u anon

>>6851907
wassup?

>>6851940
Sorry, not an anon, just forgot my trip

>>6851941
i missed u
ninight

>>6851851
I took a minion plush and flinged it 20 feet

I hate minions

>>6851940
It's not really a matter if I can be qt, it's more or less an irrational hate that I can't get over

>>6851432
What?

Lunch break, time to have a fulfilling meal of hrt and water.

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Hey niggas, what do?

>>6851943
Uh, goodnight?
>>6851951
Yay, she isn't dead, how've you been Red?

>>6851953
I am detransitioning desu.

TODAY SUCKS
>take wrong bus
>end up at the sixth form college
>anxious af
>find out wrong day so have to go tomorrow instead
>mom wouldn't pick me up
>it starts raining
>had to wonder around looking for a bus stop
>spend 2hrs on buses trying to get back

>>6851960
Get a car

>>6851908
Who are you

>>6851908
Hello Kate, I'm doing pretty good.

>>6851960
Kill your mother.

>>6851962
she is 16

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>>6851960
That's shit
Good luck tomorrow though

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> TFW I'm not actually dead.

>>6851964
See >>6851913
>>6851965
Wait, are you the same Hitler that was shitposting nonstop a while back? Did you finally come out?

>>6851968
Yeah and thats the age everyone gets a drivers licence

>>6851974
yeah its the same one

Fuck all of you, I hate everyone on this stupid website! You are all spiteful hons and I don't need to hang around this toxic environment anymore.

>>6851923
Sorry quid but im dumping you.

Fuck you too you giant.

>>6851974
Kate....uhh which Kate
Give details pls

>>6851979
:( what's wrong? (And yeah, too much 4chan isn't good for you)

>>6851979
Go fuck yourself. Nobody even liked you tbqh.

>>6851950
it's 3am

>>6851983
Uh, I posted most around 6 months ago then kinda stopped. Heard there was another Kate before I started posting, not sure if there were more though

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>>6851974
yes and yes

>>6851984
I'm pretty sure that's just an anon pretending to be her

>>6851984
its not the real Red, its a troll

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I never know who to trust when people don't have tripcodes

>>6851960
sorry to hear that
hopefully tomorrow will be better

>>6851979
We only talked to you as a courtesy. What happened in that discord was not our fault, it was YOURS. Take responsibility for your actions red.

Made it to work. Up the hill. 25 minutes. With only my heaviest gear. I will have the sexist thighs and butte, if this broken bike doesn't kill me first.

So, what's new in mtfg aside from a Red impersonator?

>>6851997
Fuck off. None of yuou were my real friends to begin with.

>>6849570
my top tier repression phase had me win the 7-man national american football tournament in my country.
literally never had anyone physically challenge me 1 on 1 because of my amazingly powerful man-body

"I am building a flat in the garden and you are going to come and work with me"

wew
hope I don't get kidnapped

>>6851994
>>6851995
._. Sorry, guess I should've guessed that (in my defense I'm liable to pass out any second now)
>>6851993
Ah, well, grats I suppose