>be a freshman in college >roommate brings girlfriend home

>be cheating piece of shit
>a4a
>really horny, white boy hits me up asking if I bottom
>I only like really girthy dicks and his picture wasnt flattering but I said fuck it
>dude is twice as thick as his photos let on, thickest Ive ever had
>in his 30's, typical hipster living in his parents house
>also jew
>he can't cum doggystyle, wants me to ride him
>I ride him to oblivion he finally cums
>we cuddle a little he is hard again
>finds the idea of fucking me full of his own cum gross so I jerk him off
>he cums again
>we actually relate in a lot of ways
>wanted him to be my side bitch
>mfw we never hook up again
>mfw he tells me he really isn't into [insert my ethnicity here] and that he was just desperate for any non-fat to fuck

Massive blow to my self esteem considering I made him cum twice. Then again he was kind of a loser who was only appealing due to his taste in books and abnormally thick penis.

>>6848798
How can you cheat? How can you even life with yourself tbqh famalam

>>6848824
Pretty easily. I don't buy into the whole idea of being with one person (in a sexual aspect) your entire life as healthy. We're sexual creatures and adopting a sense of morality which is designed to restrict my natural human urges is pointless. If and only if I take the steps to get married will I completely dedicate my mind, body, and soul to another person. No saying umad, but typically the only people who I find having a problem with this are dudes/chicks who can't get any to begin with.

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>mfw there are only super ugly old guys on CL in my area

>>6848857
But how do you justify this to your partner? Do you at least tell him? I'm the OP anon, and honestly I just could never. Fuck, I feel dirty just sleeping with a married man.

>>6848857
Yeah, but you lied to someone about it who probably feels otherwise about the subject. It doesn't matter whether you've signed a piece of paper or not; someone gave you their trust and you just spat on them.
What's it like being an objectively terrible person and a narcissistic whore?

>>6848857
You know you don't have to cheat if your partner is open to you fucking around.

>>6848857
I'm a massive slut and I think you are a terrible person. Unless you establish with your partner that the relationship is open sexually you are selfishly putting their health at risk by having sex with other people. That's not even going into the emotional investment the person is making in you that you are basically shitting all over by hiding your sexual proclivities.

>>6848739
>roommate brings girlfriend home friday night
>get kicked out


beta af

>>6848950
Well, really I left of my own volition. He's my friend, I thought they should have the room to themselves.

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>>6848890
I don't justify it cause I don't inform them, honestly don't see how it is their business. These are sexual activities and nothing more. Not dating, no romance, just shooting dna at one another. I agree with you on the married part because that is a sacred vow, but I am not married.
>>6848893
You're thrusting your morals on a complete stranger and upset they refuse to live by your standards. I'm pretty happy with all the dick I get, on top of having a nice warm body to snuggle with when I get home.
>>6848900
Why would I subject my body to the whims of someone I don't even know if I plan on spending the rest of my life with? You think I should waste my youth, the spring of my life on someone who may just decide 10 years down the road he wants something else? Fuck that.
>>6848916
So basically you fuck anyone and everyone but can't get someone to commit to you. You put your health at risk anytime you even stand next to a person, so worlds smallest violin to you. Once again thrusting your morals on another person who chooses not to live like you do. I feel content in knowing I am having my cake and eating it too. I reap all the benefits of a hook up whilst always having a date for the weekend. :)

>>6849021
Man, I kind of feel bad for your partner. You at least use protection right?

>>6849021
Boys, girls, and snowflakes, this is what an egocentric, narcissistic sociopath looks like.

>>6849021
I can't tell if you are a massive troll or not. I'm perfectly capable of long term relationships and I've been in one for over two years. The fact that you first imply that those who disagree are losers who can't get laid, then while talking about how frequently you sleep around about how someone else is a slut who can't get into a relationship. I really wish I could meet your boyfriend and tell him to hop off the crazy train cause you've obviously got a whole host of issues. It'll be healthier for him to, at least until you bring herpes or HPV into his bed.

We don't expect you to follow our morals because you are set on your selfish path but the complete lack of self-awareness is frankly sad.

>>6848980
B E T A
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>>6849040
90% of the time yes. Why do you feel bad for him? He wants an attractive, intelligent, caring partner who loves him unconditionally. He has exactly what he wants. Never has he ever mentioned someone loyal, dedicated, or trustworthy. Otherwise I'd point him in the direction of a dog.
>>6849047
>Everyone I am so fucking jealous this piece of shit anonymous is living a care-free life outside of my morals and has everything he could ever want whilst I wallow so uncontent with my life I criticize others on a Tibetan sewing board

Just know he will probably propose, we will get married, and live a wonderful life raising children who will never know Daddy used to get his back blown out by every Tom, Dick, and Harry. Here have some Fatspiration neckbeard.

>>6849081
Just dorm room etiquette man.

>>6849067
>Im a massive slut by my own admission.
>I've been in a long term relationship for all of two years.

First learn what long term is. Secondly, define "massive slut". Thirdly point out where I claim to frequently sleep around. Then you can define frequently for me. I know exactly what I am, I am a man who knows what I want out of life and clearly have achieved it. Can you say the same?

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>>6849090
>He wants an attractive, intelligent, caring partner who loves him unconditionally. He has exactly what he wants. Never has he ever mentioned someone loyal, dedicated, or trustworthy
>Just know he will probably propose, we will get married, and live a wonderful life raising children who will never know Daddy used to get his back blown out by every Tom, Dick, and Harry
This is obvious bait from an obvious troll. Nobody could actually be this moronic and remember to breathe.
If it isn't, enjoy your break up and med-resistant HIV.

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>>6849109
>here you can use this more than me

Not sure how it is moronic. Perhaps you will explain it rather than attacking my lifestyle because your jealous af that I am getting everything I want without sacrificing anything.

>>6849104
Look, you won't understand and that's okay. I'm fulfilled in my own life separate from sex and relationships because other people aren't needed to make me happy. You have found what makes you happy and are obviously a hedonist at best and a narcissistic psychopath at best.

Just wish you didn't need to harm the people around you to be happy.

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>>6849160
>not sacrificing your sexual urges and sexual freedom is harmful to the people around you

Let me guess, you grew up in a Christian household.

>>6849180
It's not about polygamy. It's about lying, and lying by omission is still a lie.

Troll

>>6849021
This is why people hate gays.
Buncha sluts with a dick. I hope we purge your kind someday.

>>6849201
If I was a troll, you'd be feeding me to the point of obesity with all your malformed responses.

Just answer the question. And what is so bad about lying anyway? People lie to one another everyday. Your parents lied to you growing up. It's just another aspect of human nature that we try to smother. I say we should all be free to do as we desire, in the end we are all going to rot anyway. Least I'm going to be fulfilled and content the entire time.

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>>6849214
You misspelled men. Think of how many dudes cheat on their girlfriends. How many "str8" boys who hook up with gays but don't consider it cheating. It is mans nature to go out and spread his seed. We are literally made to fuck as much as possible with as many people as possible. Procreate and domination are the nature of man.

>>6848857
>Pretty easily. I don't buy into the whole idea of being with one person (in a sexual aspect) your entire life as healthy. We're sexual creatures and adopting a sense of morality which is designed to restrict my natural human urges is pointless. If and only if I take the steps to get married will I completely dedicate my mind, body, and soul to another person. No saying umad, but typically the only people who I find having a problem with this are dudes/chicks who can't get any to begin with.

so you do mental gymnastics

lol kk fagit

whatever you have to tell yourself

>>6849224
What can I say, I have a feeder fetish.

You faced an existential crisis and accepted the absurd through hedonism. It's a normal thing for people who don't feel empathy to do.You aren't well trained in ethics if you think lying is a normal thing and you don't understand relationships if you think long term relationships will be sustained on lies.

I didn't grow up in a christian household, my father hated religion because his parents were heavily religious. I grew up in a broken home so I know how lies work on long term scales for relationships, I also know how repressing desires ruin them too. Honesty about intentions and desires is what keeps relationships healthy. It also wasn't a question it was a statement.

>>6849286
>what do I want out of life?
>to fuck and be loved
>what do I get out of life?
>I get fucked and am loved

umadboi?

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>>6849299
>tl;dr pseudo intellectual argument over why imposed morality is the only way for relationships to work

What a shame my relationship has lasted quite a bit longer than 2 years otherwise I might be proven wrong. I'm enjoying my life and got all that I want. Please save your opinion for someone desperate enough to hear it, I got my shit together.

>>6849255
>muh evolution
I see this all the time and it's idiotic. I bet you're a fat fuck because you can't resist the temptation to eat chocolate all day. Consider suicide.

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>>6849328
>kys
Suicide is for people who do not enjoy life. My life is fucking amazing. I'd say I'm lucky but tbqhfamalam I am blessed. Watching bumper humpers like you rage over my joy is just one of the few things that make my life worth living.

>>6849327
>>6849306
We ain't gonna change your views cause you just don't care about anyone but yourself enough to modulate them until it starts hurting you. Good luck with your marriage, I just wish you could have your whole life break down thing without having to ruin someone else's.

>>6849306
Different poster here. I'm not questioning your morality or whatever the fuck. Just curious: if your bf asked if you were monogamous, would you tell him the truth? If he found out, would it hurt his feelings?
I'm really not trying to argue/make a point; I"m just askin.

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>>6849365
Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see what fills up first bro.
Shame we won't speak 10-20 years down the line and you admit how wasted your life was living the way you do.

>>6849380
Stop being defensive. You're asking legit questions which when answered will no doubt result in you exposing your true motif.

>If bf asked if you were monogamous
I'd answer truthfully that we were not and that if he wanted monogamy we'd have to discuss marriage, which I am not sure I want yet.
>If he found out would it hurt his feelings?
Probably. He'd assume he was unable to satisfy me or wasn't living up to my expectations.

>>6849403
I don't base my life around sex like you apparently do. Sex and romance is a fun hobby but not something to waste your whole life on.

>>6849429
There's no true motive... I haven't been in many relationships, and I was just wondering about the dynamics of your relationship. Thanks for answering frankly.

>>6849453
>criticizing others for what they value in life
You just can't stop can you? My argument has repeatedly been that not only do I get to have a variety of sex which I personally find incredibly enjoyable as well as fulfilling but also get to come home to someone who loves me unconditionally with all of their heart. Obviously I value love just as much as I value promiscuous sex, otherwise I'd just be single and do hook-ups. You're mad because I get to have both which you were raised to believe isn't an option. Don't be mad at me, be mad you swallowed the blue pill.
>>6849474
> I haven't been in many relationships, and I was just wondering about the dynamics of your relationship.

That was your true motive. Have a nice life anon.

>>6849504
You keep strawmanning the same way every time. There is nothing wrong with having sex with many different people and having a relationship at the same time. Your deception and willingness to risk your partners health for your own enjoyment is.

Wait,
>Probably. He'd assume he was unable to satisfy me or wasn't living up to my expectations.

Yeah okay that sells it, you are a narcissistic psychopath. You don't care about your partners happiness to the point that you think finding out that you were cheating on him with unsafe sex would only make him sad that he couldn't make you happy, damn that's cold.

What I've learnt from this thread:
>Be very clear with any possible bf that only reciprocated monogamy is acceptable in your relationship
>Look out for signs of a psychopath; they're incapable of love so won't really care if you brutally reject them
>Secretly track your bf to ensure he isn't cheating
>Secretly track everyone you know
>Secretly track everyone in general

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>>6849639
are you>>6849474
and
>>6849617
>buzzword buzzword you're not living the way I want and im mad af about it cause I have nothing in my own life to focus on wait, let me just insult you for telling the truth.

You're getting really boring and I am about to go out and fuck before my bf gets home so can you get more interesting or is this the best you can do?

>>6849743
An autistic psychopath how fascinating. Do you frequent /R9K/? Why do you care so much about what other people think while trying to put on a front of not giving a shit? Is that why you want a person to love you?

>>6849762
Much better. Let's make this quick though I still need to prep and take a shower.
>insults
pseudo-intellectuals have no room to speak
>/R9K/
I frequent /soc/ which I also hook up from
>YOU CARE WHAT I SAY AND YOUR PRETENDING NOT TO CARE
I said a few lines back how much I enjoy you faggots squirming over my life choices. Your opinions are very valuable to me and make me tremendously happy.
>you want a person to love you
It's a great feeling to be loved and fortunately for me I do not have to trade it for anything in the world. I get to keep that feeling while sucking off long black cocks and taking thick white loads up my ass from sexy country boys. Life is pretty good.

>>6849793
I had fun with the insulting each other. Have a good time with your hoes until you reach your 30's and aren't desirable as a bottom anymore.

>>6849810
>30's
Oh if you only knew. When I'm no longer desirable as a bottom I will just get married and have children. :)

>>6849743
No, I'm not.
You're just that retarded that you've managed to raise the consciousness of more than one person.
Congrats.

>>6849825
Good troll, I enjoyed the practice.

>>6848739
Sodomy is gross and full of disease kys

>>6849834
I took over an entire thread tbqh. It's boring though so I think I'm going to leave. Y'all have fun judging one another on a Tibetan Shoe maker forum.

>>6849825
Gross you should only shit out of there. What the fuck is wrong with you? Kys

>>6848739
>>text him today
>>"What exactly are we?"

I cringed so hard right there. You are a clinger and crazy AF

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>>6848739
>he tells me that he has a husband
this hurts just by reading it

>>6849090
>"Im actually single"

>be "straight" freshman college student

>had been bicurious for years but only fucked girls, masculine guy and so I considered myself straight

>start looking at trap/tranny porn ironically with one of my friends who watches it unironically

>all of the sudden, I want to fuck a transwoman

>download grindr

>most of the people on it are unappealing

>find one transwoman with great pictures, nearby

>we exchange pics, the ass is fat and I'm sold

>over at my place in 10 minutes.

>Open the door. HORROR

>Much thicker jaw than in the pictures

>Drugged out eyes, gross smug smirk, hair kinda looks like a wig, and the worst parts: almost no ass and her skin is the complexion of a fucking heroin user.

>Fuck it, I got myself into this

>Insists on not using a condom. Me, being retarded, just stick it in without a condom

>Did I mention the overwhelming smell of tobacco?

>Fuck her in the ass from behind. Leathery ass almost has me vomit

>Go to missionary, she has slimy balls. I hate myself.

>Cum inside. She says something about having "dusshed" so that's why I didn't need a condom, lube or anything

>Get an itch a couple of weeks later

>Paranoid as fuck about HIV

>Go to clinic, get tested

>Most nerve wracking week of my life

>End up having chlamydia. Take my antibiotics and swear off gay sex forever

>>6850977
>not immediately closing the door in his face
>not wearing a condom
you deserve it tbhon, also you fucked a man.

>>6851215
Years later, I discovered that what people in the gay community would call her would be "hon". But I'm too nice for shit like that, that's why I didn't close the door in her face either. My fault

>>6851231
There's still a difference between being nice, and being reasonable. It would have been perfectly reasonable to shut the door in their face for lying online and especially reasonable to wear a condom.

>>6851269
Agreed

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>>6848739
LMAO

>>6849092
Then just say you gave them some privacy next time.

>>6848739
>>roommate brings girlfriend home friday night
>>get kicked out

it's just as much your place as his, tell him to fuck off

>>6854554
ikr this

>>6849021
>honestly don't see how it is their business
disgusting, I feel terrible for your partner

>>6849214
Straight men can be cheaters too.

>>6849255
Straight women also can be cheaters.

>>6848739
Probably single, just lied to your ass cuz he doesn't want to see you again.

>>6855269
>being this much of a cum gargling faggot
disgusting, I feel terrible for your father.

>>6848857
Honestly how is this not a more prevalent opinion? Monogamy is fucking retarded. Evolution is rooted in fucking many different mates and forming strong temporary emotional bonds that will see the female through pregnancy and the childs early stages.
Monogamous, lifelong matings are a product of patriarchal ownership policies over women and moral panic from everyone else. People attach way too much significance to sex. You wouldn't eat the same thing every meal every day for your whole life if you didn't literally have to.

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>>6849021
>sacred vow
it makes me sad that I'm the guy in the thread who thinks monogamy is bullshit, but then you're a hypocritical asshole.
Marriage is only as important as we make it, just like sex, just like a relationship, just like monogamy. The idea of something like marriage being sacred is ridiculous purely because half of all marriages split up anyway. So people commit sacrilege every day? Jesus, get a grip. If you get married, you will eventually cheat or get divorced or both, I guarantee it.
Lots of people who go into relationships and marriages believing in monogamy end up cheating, so it's at least doubly likely for the guy who never believed in it in the first place and doesn't feel guilty about cheating, keeping it to himself, lying if necessary and probably not caring who he hurts as a result.

>>6849201
>lying by omission is still a lie
you DEFINITELY grew up in a Christian household. No one can maintain a normal life and be 100% honest 100% of the time. A lie is only a lie if you say something untrue with the intent of saying something untrue, or withhold the truth when asked directly for it.
Sometimes a lie is actually better than the truth.

>>6849429
>motif
the motif in this thread is buttblastery

>>6865518
>"meme I'm against lying reeee meme"
>"I totally believe you when you say you never lie, even though you shitpost on 4chan daily, and the fact that you're against lying must mean you're Christian, since Christians have never lied and in fact Christianity isn't one big lie at all, desu ne~~~"

*wet pfffffft*

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>>6865613

>>6865663
>"Calm yoself, a shitpost is double desu dank!"

*double desu wet pffffffft*

>>6849021
jesus you are a piece of shit. hope you are just a troll

>>6865741
>"If u a piece of shit, is ok, just say was pretending!"

*ironic wet pfffffffft*

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>>6865787
Wtf r u doing, 4 reel?

>>6849914
Give him a break he's just a youngling.

>>6848739
>meet a stranger off fucking craigslist for a hookup
>think you are going to be boyfriends

embrace the cringe, OP

>>6848739

> Homosexuality: The Life Story Post

Nothing new. No homosexual man is capable of committing to a marriage until the day they die, and I'm talking more than 40 years.