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queen nim the nimrod edition

▶ Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
▶ MtF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxy (embed)
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
▶ trannies are lame
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Cis women of all sizes to make you feel better about yourself: http://www.mybodygallery.com/
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Old thread: >>6843600
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first for erections in girlmode
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>>6844518
Hi queen nim
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when a delivery boy says wow to himself before he gets to your door is that a good or bad thing
is he like wow a tranny or what
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how do you feel about nim, her majesty
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me and nim irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dc4n8EuK78
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>>6844528
hugg nim
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10988928/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10988928/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10988928/
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>>6844517
just wear a bra and makeup with your hair down or in a ponytail
stop being dumb
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>>6844528
I feel like the boob goddess shall overthrow nim soon, it's only a matter of time.
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>>6844507
If the results of >>6844475 are to be followed, whatever happens when I take 8mg of E daily.

>>6844505
Idk, I just remember things being kind of crazy when I played with my levels a bit earlier on, certainly going back up to 6 after a period at 4 to save money had noticeable effects. Guess I'm just curious and willing to experiment.
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>>6844526
you'd have to post face
wow can mean anything
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>>6844532
its not the type of job where I can do that.
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>>6844526
Did you offer him a blowjob in exchange for free pizza?
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>>6844526
probably "wow it's kiwi from mtfg"
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>>6844539
kek
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her majesty needs her beauty sleep

goooodnight!
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>>6844537
isnt it just nightfill?
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>>6844534
Libido is easy to control, I can keep myself calm when I need to or dont wanna be lewd
Though I was very horny last night
Very.
Good luck Elanna-chan!
Oh and one other thing I can actually comment on is I think I was less angry on daily progesterone.
Speaking of which
Can anyone give me advice on cycling progesterone? I wanna start cycling it and I've never done that before
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>>6844537
Why not?
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>>6844501
The guy in the pic here >>6843149 had a keen interest in my art skills, and visited me a few times at my studio. Later I visited him in Spain.

>>6844509
The chemical process to change T into E exists in us humans, but not for changing E into T. Excess T can be a problem due to roid rage type issues. Excess E isn't an issue. In fave females get very high E levels during pregnancy.
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i want a pinball machine
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>>6844548
>Excess E isn't an issue.
Except it gives you breast cancer, weird hair growth, and fucks up your menstrual cycle and probably your state of mind.
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wow
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>>6844550
my godmother bought me a pinball machine when i was a kid and that's why i have a lipstick fetish now
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>>6844545
I generally have a bit more trouble controlling libido but I just have high sex drive to begin with. Given that I'm living with a roommate this could get interesting. Thanks grace!

Wish I had some info to share about progesterone, but I was only on it briefly given it made me moody ;-;
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>>6844552
>menstrual cycle
where do you think you are?
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>>6844550
I want a mtf gf.
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>>6844560
I want a boyfriend
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>>6844553
woah
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>>6844505
>I get in heat sometimes
I actually remember getting in heat a lot when I was starting to go through puberty.

>>6844545
>Though I was very horny last night
>Very.
Ngl
I was very horny about 20 minutes ago
:3

>>6844534
I kinda wanna play with my levels now, but I don't wanna deal with heat later. My insurance covers pretty nicely (~$4 for 60, 2mg pills)
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>>6844560
if i be your gf will you get me a pinball machine?
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>>6844553
did daddy trump deliver?
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>>6844561
Where do you live?
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>>6844563
>Ngl
>I was very horny about 20 minutes ago
>:3
Did you AGP 4 times in one night?
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>>6844561
i want a grace
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>>6844564
If you are a good gf then yes
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>>6844546
because

>>6844544
>nightfill
yeah but I did the interview in guy mode and my uniform and name tag are guymode too so I can't girl mode it in front of a bunch of illegals. Its just a job to fund electrolysis. A whole week of hard night work for 2 hours a week of my beard being zapped, its not fair but its my only reason to live, to get this nasty thing off my face so I can go fulltime.
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>>6844566
>>6844570
C H I C A G O
H
I
C
A
G
O
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How are you, /mtfg/
Everything ok?
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>>6844560
>>6844561
I don't care about gender at this point
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>>6844563
Goddamn, that's some quality coverage
I have no drug coverage right now, so the cost of my drugs really shot up, 270 2mg tablets now cost me $155
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>>6844568
>4
eh heh... yes, but the night's not over yet

btw, we need to hang out sometime.
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im eating french fries with a fork again
wow
>>6844565
yes
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>>6844576
heather ur the qtest
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>>6844573
Hm I live in Ohio. I'm thinking about leaving though.
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>>6844579
Whenever you're in town let me know and we will!
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fuck, I gotta get ready, goodnight everyone
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>>6844545
my doc told me there's no point in cycling prog and to only stay on it for like a year bcus by then all of the effects it's going to give you while be done
idk if that helps
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>>6844587
hugg kay
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>>6844576
why is an 11 year old cis girl on here?
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>>6844584
If you find yourself in Illinois lemme know
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>>6844587
nn kayla have fun
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does it mean im a sperg if i rock back and forth while im cuddling my pillows
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L A B O R D A Y W E E K E N D S A L E S

who else bought good shit today
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>>6844578
my coverage is insane... I get my antidepressants with no copay.
>tfw my rich dad treats me like a princess

>>6844585
I'm like 2 hours away from "in town". Should I say fuck it to meeting up with the one gay guy that was hitting on me and making me uncomfortable and drive down next weekend?
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>>6844552
High levels of E often work as a antidepressant for women. As for cancer, it maybe at most doubles your chance when not pregnant or nursing. When pregnant there seams to be some protective action going on. Most women in ancient past were pregnant or nursing.

>>6844563
>I was very horny about 20 minutes ago
I need somebody to fire me up.
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>>6844573
i live in california like an idiot
sucks too cuz i really want a chicago gf
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>>6844597
mhm
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>>6844603
CALI LYFE
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>>6844600
for me it just kinda happens due to hot guys being on campus and general inactive sex life
>tfw /virgin/
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>>6844603
;;
>tfw all alone in chicago
>>6844599
I'm working next saturday so
If you do wanna drive over here let me know a week or two in advance so I can request time off for ya
Unless you wanna come over and drive back same day idk
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LOOK AT IT

ITS SO CUTE

!!!
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>>6844582
C: its really nice when people use my name, thank anon
>>6844590
sqrt(225) year old male tyvm
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>>6844609
I mean, I have one 8AM class on friday, so I can do that as well.
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>>6844610
I wonder if he's big enough to be satisfying
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d-does it make me a pervert
if I wished the conversation ,with the anon saying they would kiss me from last thread, kept going?
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>>6844614
I forgot, my airsoft friend wants to play with me next weekend, I'll find out if he wants to do it friday or sunday
cause i have friday and sunday off
oh god if you actually come over im gonna spaghetti so hard charlotte
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>>6844618
Probably not
Need at least German shepherd size for that
>>6844620
Yes
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>>6844611
do you get gendered female much?
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>>6844620
did you sleep w. your dad
if you didn't then no
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>>6844620
Im still her m'lady. u want me to play with your little atrophied testes?
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>>6844620
id kiss u snick
[spoiler]on the mouth[/spoiler]
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>>6844624
but I was gonna be pure
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>>6844580
>yes
was it basically like this?
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>>6844620
Yes
[spoiler]wanna kiss?[/spoiler]
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>>6844634
slut
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ok, I'm probably gonna go to bed because sleepy attackes

byeee

>>6844618
O.O

>>6844623
I probably will harder...
I spaghetti just talking with friends I see on a regular basis.
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>>6844627
why did you have to remind me
>>6844632
...u-um?
>>6844633
lewd
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>>6844609
Pssst ;)
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>>6844608
I used to just get horny over some guys and gals when young, but it usually took some action on their part like a look from them. Now, it needs to be a more active. I'd see somebody I thought was interesting, and maybe hit on them, but that was calculated.
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>>6844640
I will autism all over the fucking place charlotte you dont understand
>>6844642
oh hi remrem
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>>6844637
I mean...yes
kissing someone would be nice
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>>6844641
desu mouth kisses are a little scary
we should probably start with eskimo kisses then move on to cheek kisses and then when we're ready we can do kisses on the mouth
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>>6844625
Not really
I dress really boymode since before I became homeless I only had the opportunity to get some jumpers and pants and some really heavy shoes
It occasionally happens thooo
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>>6844645
>autism
experience will help you get past that.
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>>6844649
what's an eskimo kiss?
I agree tho full on kissing someone for the first time is awkward
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>>6844655
>what's an eskimo kiss?
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>>6844655
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You're all abhorrent perversions and wastes of human life who deviate off God's plan.
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>>6844646
Get over here

>>6844640
Goodnight charlotte
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>>6844644
I just start daydreaming about them.

And I recently realized that I will like put the tip of my finger in my mouth and just kinda play with it when I'm bored.

>>6844645
I'll be awkward and just say hi and wave then say absolutely nothing if I meet parents, friends, you, etc.

>>6844663
God should've planned better.
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>>6844611
wat a qt
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>>6844660
I don't know these things ok ;-;
>>6844661
isn't that kind of...romantic?
>>6844665
but I am across the country
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>>6844663
God's plan was to make me a tranny? What an asshole.
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>>6844663
that's a boot
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>>6844667
pedo
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>>6844666
>God should've planned better.
How edgy
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>>6844673
kinda funny you are meme posting with the man who begged to jerk off at edie's feet
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>>6844673
is that the notorious french truck driver samuel al haide?
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>tfw u drunk af
Sass is drunk AF everyone! AMA
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>>6844670
>What an asshole.
>*tips fedora*
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>>6844673
he seems to fuck up a lot, what with baby aids and cancer and autism and other neurological disorders like being a tranny, nuclear bombs and starvation all over the world
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>>6844678
*tips crucifix*
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>>6844674
Proof?

>>6844675
It sure is. >>6844663
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>>6844611
Id do nasty things to you and your overactive teen libido
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>>6844678
she's probably cuter than any girl you've dated
you have dated girls right anon?
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>>6844675
You used to you used to
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>>6844678
Did I say god didn't exist?
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>>6844669
>isn't that kind of...romantic?
kisses usually are, snick
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>>6844685
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>>6844688
not yet
ive asked a lot a girls, just hasn't worked out.
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>>6844692
I dunno...they can be purely physical I guess
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>>6844661
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i just ate a tomato ama
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>>6844684
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>>6844696
oh... so u just want a one night stand of kissing?
i can do that too
we could be fwkb (friends with kissing benefits)
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>>6844695
do you look like pic related?
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>tfw everyone ignores Sass
Well, cheers then!


Fuckers
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>>6844666
Daydreams can get me hot, but my partner in it must make the moves on me. There is something about them. I like to read erotic stories.
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Hi thread ^^
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>>6844708
hi
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>>6844703
I-I guess having one of those would be nifty
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>>6844688
>"""she"""

>>6844695
Hey I didn't post this

>>6844691
It is what was implied, wasn't it? That you're a euphoric fedora-tipping faggot?
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wow im super cool and christian
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>>6844693
who is this man

and how does he keep getting away with it
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>>6844711
good pup
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>>6844698
Was it raw?

>>6844711
:3

Carol pays attention to Sass! <3
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>>6844715
No, it was implied that god werks in mysterious and douchy ways. If he didn't want me taking cocks up the bum then why did he make it feel so gud?
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>>6844693
Heya <3
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>>6844706
no i dont play video games and im actually in pretty good shape
my usual outfit is a green fisherman's sweater with some chinos
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>>6844708
Hi how drunk are you?
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>>6844725
Hiya Sass <3
>>6844720
:3
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>>6844731
Six beers drunk :p
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>>6844714
pretty sure we live far away from each other though
>tfw no snickerdoodle kisses
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>>6844730
sorry friend, disregard what i said earlier, i suck cocks. :3
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>>6844715
>"""she"""
yes, she
she has a vagina and everything
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>>6844725
yeah it was fresh from my garden
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3WWGCK4N0&feature=youtu.be&t=2

boooooo
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>>6844741
was this from your kayla plant?
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>>6844736
don't worry
you aren't missing out on much
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Okay, well I'm not transitioning but I feel like a woman on the inside. Anyway this isn't about that I just would like to get mtf opinions on it.

So, the basic is I've fallen in love with getting fucked, and I don't like to stimulate my cock while I'm getting fucked. Obviously I don't mind, but the thought that anal is my main form of stimulation is as much a head trip as it is physically fun.

So, I'm wondering if any of you have gotten to the point where you can get off completely from anal, not even touching your dick? I still can't do that. I was wondering if it's even possible? And if so, I bet it's quite a big process to make that change. Like, I will need some incredible willpower not to touch my own dick.
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>>6844740
dang elanna is pretty
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Goodnight everyone. Sorry I was so quiet today. Tell Kayla anon said hi, and wishes her well. Also where's Red?
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>>6844748
I think Red left.
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>>6844745
idk snickmeister i bet you give some pretty nice kisses
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>>6844750
Like for good?
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>>6844744
no kayla didn't really grow too well :(
thats why i stopped posting her
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>>6844746
>I like getting fucked so I'm a woman

wew
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>>6844756
I think so.
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>>6844753
I wouldn't know what to do with my mouth or tongue
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>>6844760
That's a shame.
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>>6844759

lol I never said or implied that. I'm submissive in every way, literally every mannerism I make is feminine and I just relate to females way more than males. I'm not transitioning because frankly you're all fucking retarded for even trying. That is, unless you're just super fucking cute, like SUPER fucking cute, and still relatively young. I'll go ask somewhere else.
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>>6844727
Which then implies that you think that's stupid and thus don't believe in his existence. You are perverted scum.

>>6844740
"""She""" still isn't a biological female, he just just modified a part of his physical appearance in order to pretend his mental illness isn't there.
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>>6844681
Where is ftm and where is femboy and where are nonbinary and other people. Or are those memes?
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>>6844767
lol
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>>6844713
Hey anne! :3 have we chatted b4?>>6844741
Did you add salt or was it like no added taste?
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>>6844768
yet she acts more like a woman than the average slutty white woman
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>>6844766
Yeah, this place'll be a bit less happy thats for sure.
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>>6844768
Do you pray before bed? What prayers do you say each day? Do you attend mass on the sabbath?
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>>6844768
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>>6844765
me neither desu
we could learn together
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>>6844772
i just ate it by itself
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>>6844740
>when anon reposts a photo of u
and
>>6844747
>when anon compliments u
t-thanks
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>>6844768
elann is for hugg, not for bully!
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>>6844775
yeah im gonna leave too.
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>>6844770
there was a study on primarily ftms
https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn20032-transsexual-differences-caught-on-brain-scan/ I'm guessing their brains would look like a cis male
femboys are just trannies in denial
and nonbinaries are spechul snowflakes
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>>6844776
yes, the lord's prayer + reciting scriptures before bed, yes
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>>6844772
i do not know

i think we did and it was about the same thing
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>>6844768
Are you going to go anywhere with this argument or are you just going to keep spouting shit we've all heard before and at least half of us have in the back of our minds at all times?
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>>6844783
Aww :(
Damn, seems like everyone is leaving. I mean, I have a lot of people on skype and stuff but I'm more awkward on there than here :/

IDK, this place'll either turn into complete cancer or become lonely
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>>6844781
yw qt3.14
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>>6844778
that's either a good idea or a disaster waiting to happen
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>>6844768
you better not be breaking any of leviticus
http://biblehub.com/nasb/leviticus/19.htm
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ily carol
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>>6844798
whata bout me
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>>6844768
I think you're being awfully tsundere. Want to discuss Jesus and I could polish your crucifix?
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>>6844667
Thank youuu
>>6844687
That's a little lewd ngl anon
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>>6844798
<3 <3 <3
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>>6844797
Unless he's using any of the OT as justification for what he believes, why bring that up?
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>>6844795
probably both
but it cant be that hard, we can figure it out
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>>6844775
Well goodnight, Carol, and thanks for breaking the news. I hope Red's okay at least. And don't worry Carol, I won't leave. Maybe I'll even trip someday and indulge my latent narcissism.
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>>6844808
Oh, goodnight anon <3
Sleep well <3
Sweet dreams <3
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>>6844776
I do :3. I give thanks, say saint francis of asisi's prayer, a hail mary and the lord's prayer.

I try to go on mass on sunday, but I do go on easter sunday and on christmas.

I pray the rosary weekly too.
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>>6844786
Holy shit my friends mom and who was when I was younger my second mom (very close Jewish white degenerate zionist hippy reform neoconservative archetypes - shabbat shalom, Hebrew school, the whole meme) recently said this to me. I didn't have the heart to argue with her and just wished her luck on her transition and told her she could borrow the spot light anytime.
I said this in a mans voice, so she probably didn't catch the sarcastic disgust.
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>>6844797
Everyone's breaking something in Leviticus.
>>6844808
you too <3
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>>6844806
I-I dunno
that would be kind of awkward
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>>6844774
Acts yet will never EVER be a biological female. Still perverted SCUM who has deviated from God's plan.

>>6844776
I attend Church every Sunday I am a man of God. It has brought order into my life and I have been forgiven of my sins. God forgives, he can forgive you too, friend, Grace.

>>6844777
>>6844787
>>6844801
What?

>>6844791
It's at the back of your minds for a reason... Because deep down inside you, you know it to be true. Jesus H Christ exists in us all... He is always in us and you can feel his LOVE. He is our savior and he will forgive, he can forgive you and cleanse you of your sins, all you must do is REPENT. That is the first step for ORDER in your life. I am only saying this as I love all God's children equally and don't want them to face the hells. TRUST ME.
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>>6844802
Whats up with you, miss smiles? Where are you living and stuff?
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>>6844814
Congrats you do more than our alt right Christian troll
>>6844821
>I attend Church every Sunday I am a man of God.
Have you looked upon a woman with lust?
Do you masturbate?
Do you give to the church?
Why do you practice arrogance and pride?
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>>6844821
>scum
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>>6844821
>H
Oh, good to have confirmation you're just trolling.
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>>6844802
lewd is exactly right. dont pretend you arent lonely when you sleep at night, that you dont want someone inside you, making your body squirm from the pleasure. Id make your every fantasy come true for you young lady. pain and pleasure would blend into one before I am through with you. I know youre secretly a naughty little girl. there is no point in continuing to play innocent. your secret is out.
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>>6844820
its not against the law to kiss awkwardly
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>>6844827
shes 15 wtf
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>>6844804
he is using the old testament as justification, specifically
"A man’s item shall not be on a woman, and a man shall not wear a woman’s garment; whoever does such a thing is an abhorrence unto Adonai."
Deuteronomy 22:5

>>6844819
yeah thats kind of my point, old testament is largely ignored by everyone who is supposed to be christian because it was considered fulfilled by Jesus's rising again on the third day
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Uhm I DID. MOT have a good night even tho I did a lot of things fs
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>>6844825
my hero. The male is just an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage
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favorite type of apple go!
granny smith

>>6844833
what happened??
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>>6844836
pink lady
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>>6844836
the red one
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FBI agent here, pls for your own safe do not sexualize the Smiles.
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>>6844836
fuji
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>>6844828
but it would still be awkward
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>>6844830
>youre secretly a naughty little girl.
they know.
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Eye meeeeean I looked real cute too. Tonight is fucked up
>>6844836
Nothing bad but all. The clubs have really long lines and also idk ppl wanna fuck me but I don't wanna fuck them
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>>6844823
Christ forgives ALL. All you must do is REPENT. Trust me, I am an honest man of God, I have repent and I have been cleansed of sins. You can too bring order in your life.

>>6844825
Yes.

>>6844826
Could you please explain a little more than that? I assure you that God loves you, friend. TRUST ME. You must just REPENT.
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>>6844821
I'm saying I want you to nail my cross and then rise again.
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>>6844821
Amen
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>>6844845
You are not loving thy neighbor and bringing them to salvation by the true path of god, friend.
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>>6844840
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>>6844822
Living with friends, for now
Theyre having me stay until something gets sorted
Theyre Super nice
I find out what cps is doing on Monday I think
>>6844827
Uhh
Wew
>>6844843
SshhHHH
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>>6844844
And my friends we re really judgmental about me wanting dick too
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>>6844832
Oh, yeah that's retarded.
>>
>>6844844
Sup girl! What's going on?
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>>6844851
you want to put that tounge on my gt little girl? don't pretend you dont know how to do it. Id take you in in America, inject you full of hormones, and drive you to school in the morning if you become my sex slave.
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>>6844850
>>6844840
>tfw fbi agent keeping an eye on 4chan's alt right movement and ensuring no mentally ill radicals arise from the pol and lgbt boards
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>>6844842
il be happy with awkward snickerdoodle kisses... will u be ok with some awkward anon kisses?

it should only be awkward like the first 5 times anyway... after that i think we'll get our groove
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>>6844821
>I am only saying this as I love all God's children equally and don't want them to face the hells.
Then why are you unwilling to take a stand against the one who would send them to hell?
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>>6844852
Tell your friends that Sass says to go take some prune juice so that they loosen up their judgemental tightass shit.
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>>6844859
I don't know
I am already worried about my own awkwardness
let alone someone elses
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>>6844845
>Christ forgives ALL. All you must do is REPENT. Trust me, I am an honest man of God, I have repent and I have been cleansed of sins. You can too bring order in your life.
Then what's to stop you from living a life of sin and repenting moments before death?
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>>6844869
well the way i see it, it's less scary to kiss someone who is also awkward, cuz ur awkward together.
u really are a worry wart though, aren't u snick?
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>>6844872
I don't think you can truly repent if you aren't really guilty about your "sins"
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>>6844821
Dude if you think we go to hell by repressing you don't understood Jesus message.
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>>6844867
They were rude af
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>>6844852
Friends keep doing that. It's like, have they never had dick (no, they have not, mostly)?
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>>6844873
I dunno, if someone does know what they are doing they can teach you
I guess I can be...sometimes
>>
>tfw fresh butt pictures

its not as nice as i thought...
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>ywn pretend your dad is still alive by having a daddy bf who helps you out with stuff

>instead you have a gf who hung up on you trying to talk about liability and insurance and home repair and sent you pictures of her new conditioner
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>>6844876
maddie i luv you
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>>6844847
You want to nail me to your cross? Why is that? What could have I have said for you to possibly want to induce such violence upon a man of God?

>>6844849
Could you explain a little more than that? I assure you... I do which is why I am trying to guide some of God's children who are being dangerously misguided.

>>6844861
Because that's what I believe in?

>>6844875
This is not what I think. I know that the answer is REPRESSION and REPENT. DO NOT give in to the Devil's temptation and seek the love of God.
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What are your plans for tomorrow sunday girls?
>>6844858
I just want my gurls to be safe
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>>6844843
i am the little girl.. i am the little girl..
>>6844844
>ppl wanna fuck me but I don't wanna fuck them
yeah same
>>6844880
theres hope.
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>>6844836
Jazz apples or pink lady
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>>6844885
I'm bored
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>>6844879
well maybe i can look up some kissing tutorials first and get acquainted with the science behind touching mouths before we get down to business
that way we aren't going in totally blind
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>>6844886
Working 11 to 5 with my sister in the same shift, gonna suck and be fun at the same time
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>>6844882
it's like i always say: women are just grown up children
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>>6844885
Don't mind me, I was just an altar boy once and now I really wanna live out some degenerate fantasies with a staunchly religious dude.
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hug elanna
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>>6844890
it's probably more of an art then a science
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>>6844882
pfft..owie
>>
>>6844901
tomato tomato
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>>6844857
I could swear this is the same anon as before
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>>6844876
Wtf? Add me to that chat and I'll back you up.

Rude.

>>6844882
Ugh, end that shit faye. Sass is telling the truth today and backing her friends.

>>6844885
Sigh. Now I know you don't believe in Jesus' message.

>>6844887
Beep I don't say this enough, but ilu, but like as friends.
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>>6844896
that's super hot desu
>ywn help elanna live out this fantasy
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>>6844906
hey heather you're super cool
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>>6844904
those are the same word tho
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>>6844915
potato potato
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pu5kfeapEA
>ywn be taken away by a dirty pagan and have your catholic girl butt soiled
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In the parking lot , don't want to work but i know this is my only chance for transition money so i need to suck it up.
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>>6844907
>Now I know you don't believe in Jesus' message.
How could you possibly say such a thing to a true man of God? How could you possibly know that?
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>>6844896
Cherry cockfest canada 2017 FTW!
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>>6844922
WHAT
>>
>>6844911
Thanks anon c:
I don't know which anon this is or how you know my name but yea
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>>6844895
I think a lot of people are just grown up children - both men and women

>>6844909
ikr
>ywn help elanna break a staunchly relgious "dude" out of repression
;~;
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>>6844919
those too
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>>6844907
sass thats really nice of you ty. ily2.
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>>6844931
>I think a lot of people are just grown up children - both men and women
yeah including you


:^)
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>>6844932
art science
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>>6844930
everyone knows ur name because its all isla ever called you
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>>6844909
;_;
Also
>tfw ywn be a little faggy pre-testosterone altar boy again
>tfw ywn sneak off after the eucharist and sneak a kiss from the other altar boys

>>6844899
hug annonnu

>>6844925
yee
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>>6844922
>Tfw kayla is turning tricks in west hollywood

>>6844923
Because there is no love in your heart for the sinner, only judgement and no compassion.

>>6844933
:3
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>>6844935
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>6844928
I have a night job.
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>>6844938
Oh ok
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>>6844882
date your highschool friend
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>>6844937
that's better
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>>6844922
how much for that booty?
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>>6844943
>ywn sneak off after the eucharist and sneak a kiss from the other altar boys
thats cute
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>>6844948
so. will you let me ship you off to america to be my sex slave. I can pay for your hormones, send you off with money for lunch. Maybe even let you borrow my car when you turn 16. so long as I can eat your tight hole.
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>>6844953
I wish i was cute enough to turn tricks. Its just a job stocking a store but its $72 dollars a night.
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>>6844944
>there is no love in your heart for the sinner
Of choose there is, that's why I'm letting you friends know about this so you don't suffer in hell. Don't you ever worry about that? Even the possibility of that, at least, if you're not a "man" of God?
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>>6844956
No thanks anon I like it here and I don't wanna be a sex slave :p
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>>6844943
>ywn dress elanna up in one of those altar boy gowns and take her to poundtown
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>>6844963
well can you post yer bewbs
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>>6844960
can I be a Buddhist instead
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>>6844965
I rather like not being banned, anon
And no thanks anyway
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>>6844955
Y-yeah
Nothing but wishes for the past though, not like I would have done anything like that back then, because t-that's r-really g-gay and I'm totally s-straight and a b-boy.

>>6844964
Gdi, why is this so hot...
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>>6844972
>Gdi, why is this so hot...
bcuz it's so wrong
>tfw no altar boy gf
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>>6844972
Elanna you're gay now right?

I-I'm asking for a friend.
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>>6844968
>Buddhist
Snickerdoodle doesn't know about Nagas and shit.
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>>6844958
sounds like $100 would do it.
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>>6844977
I don't
What is that
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>>6844975
Pure fucking degeneracy
.////.

>>6844976
I guess I'm technically bi, I really strongly prefer guys though.
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>>6844969
>I rather like not being banned, anon
>And no thanks anyway
ok. i imagine they are nice.
>>
>>6844987
Whats your opinion on unpassing tgirls?
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>>6844983
Dude, Buddhism is stupid AF... Um as far as religions go.

Nagas are snake people/gods that hold up the world.
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Tfw you watch Alton Brown make what he calls bronuts. Girls I had a really fun day today talking to my sweet little girl. I also hung out with this cutie me and red have been seeing. They are so adorable, like a pale freckled elf. They even braid one part of their hair.
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>>6845005
Alton Brown is bae
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>>6844998
What do you mean by opinion? Like, in terms of attraction?
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>>6845003
I mean...most mythology is nonsensical
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>>6845005
Also we all went to a bar and I got a quesadilla that was baller. I was really high before hand so I got really cross-faded and i only just got back...
>>6845007
Hes great. He's what I'd like as a dad
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>>6845010
Ye gurl B')
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>>6845014
>tfw no Alton Brown daddy
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>>6845014
tell red i said hugg red
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>>6845011
myth is depersonalized dream
dream is personalized myth
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>>6845011
I mean like snakepeople girl. Think about it. It's making cosplay into real life shit.
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>>6845018
Honestly, I have on multiple occasions thought nonpassing trans girls are cute, or hot. Some people are just really attractive regardless of which gender they're presenting as, or if they pass.
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im a snake girl if u kno what i mean ;)
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>>6845036
What other religion can I be then
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>>6845039
Me too :p! But I don't make it into a religion.
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>>6845044
Church of the orgasming cock. :p
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>>6845056
I-I don't know if that's a good fit for me
What is this church about
>>
I'm still pre HRT and some days my moobs are still pointy nipply things that poke out of my t shirts, wat do?

I tried wearing a sports bra but the padding/lining just makes it look like a filled bra and if I remove the padding the nipples still poke through.

Last time I put a pastie inside the sports bra and it helped, but the whole > sports bra > undershirt > t-shirt thing was too hot for a summer day.
>>
>>6845044
Become a deciple of Ghod.

GREAT Hummingbird Octopus Dragon will shine her psychic grace upon you through smell and sound and music.
:o

Tropical islands and waterfalls and rainbows and stiff.
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>mfw have deep, emotional, loving talk with gf
Happy or sad, why do I always end up bawling?
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>>6845090
I wish I had a girlfriend :( but I am a man.
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>tfw Grace doesnt respond to my drunk ramblings
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>>6845093
You're in luck anon! Men are the largest demographic of girlfriend havers.
>>
>>6845093
Men can find love too. I've heard of it happening, at least.
>>
>>6845097
proof?
seems like in this day and age you have to become a girl to get a gf
>>
>>6845102
men don't have emotions
>>
>>6845103
then transition desu
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>>6845117
*rubs the puppies tummy*
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>>6845069
Every time you swallow cummies you're blessed.
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>>6845083
What the fuck am I going to do to hide my boobs if they start growing oh my God. Wait a hoodie. It's almost winter. Yes!

>>6845097
>>6845102
I'm Trans :(
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Grace is a slut!
>>
>>6845121
But I never
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>>6845125
It's usually how I do but this summer is unbelievably hot
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>>6845129
You have no self control when drunk
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Hello bitches
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>>6845083
>>6845125
>>6845138

Also I can't use a hoodie at work, I have a uniform. It's a polo t-shirt in the summer and a shirt in the winter.

Pic related. There's a sale going on but at least my boss doesn't make me wear that hat.
>>
I'm cold
Someone cuddle with me for warmth
>>
>>6845159
ok i will
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>>6845159
Only if we can cover ourselves in butter first
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>>6845146
YOU'RE MEAN AND NOT HUMBLE AT ALL SLUT
>>
>>6845159
same i need to keep my room cold so crickets stay out :(
>>
I am a perfect good person and Im deserving of love
>>
>>6845173
Your a hon and the only people who will ever love you are chasers.
>>
>>6845125
I'm sorry. I'm having a hard time typing.

If you're a trans man, you can find love - I've loved them before.

If you're a trans woman who can't present as female for whatever reason, you can still find love - I know two who have.

You are worth loving, and you are worth respecting, and you are worth trying. It doesn't always feel that way, but it has never not been true and never will it cease to be.
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>tfw ywn cuddle with ur trip crush
>tfw ywn poke her with ur boner
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>>6845167
>>6845167
im sorry
>>
>>6845173
*headpats*
>>
my top 5 waifus

>rosa luxemburg
>valerie solanas
>emma goldman
>Carol!PupGirl
>simone de beauvoir
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>>6845133
You have to first communion.
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can someone make me some hummus
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>>6845215
holy fuck Im eating hummus right now how crazy is that
>>
>>6845183
who
>>6845218
-hugs u-
>>
>>6845219
can i have some
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>>6845221
yeah boi get over here
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>>6845183
Is it me?!
>>
>>6845224
im a gurl not a boi
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>>6845230
WE'RE ALL GIRLWS YOU FUCKIN BITCH
>>
>>6845212
<3 <3 <3
>>6845211
<3
>>
i like cordy!
>>
>>6845235
I'm pretty sure she hates me but I like her too desu
>>
>>6845235
GIVE ME DICK!!!!

>>6845238
I don't hate you, but you're an annoying little kid half the time.
The other half of the time, you're just a kid.
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Yo Kordelia whats in like ebing fucked by Kaylee?
>>
>>6845241
*dicks*
>>
WHATS GOOD HZ FOR FEMALE VOICE
GIVE RANGE PLEASE

>>6845241
im just a kid desu
>>
>>6845241
>GIVE ME DICK!!!!
chaser scum.
>>
>>6845241
Oh. I need to grow up then.
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>>6845248
P fucking great.

>>6845253
You are a kid!

>>6845254
Lol. I'm super gay.

>>6845259
You need to become an adult.
>>
i love all of you girls
>>
>>6845260
n-no im not
:rage:
>>
carol is my little puppy don't tell her to grow up
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@ghostie
:^)
>>
the thread's dead and i still haven't gotten a gf yet

this stinks
>>
>>6845289
i keep mentioning
>tfw no [trait that i would like in a gf] gf
and people keep jumping at me like they want to be my gf

maybe you need to do that
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I want to fuckin CUDDLE Grace because shes such a slut.
>>
>>6845289
Post good pictures of yourself, have several attractive characteristics, including mental and social ones, then chat with girls here earnestly.

There. I'm done. Goodnight mtfg.
>>
>>6845260
>Lol. I'm super gay.
gay for gt maybe
>>
>>6845293
i do but it's all just pretend at the end of the day
a gf cant just be words on a screen

>>6845302
ok i will work on this
>>
>>6845305
Yep. Spot on. I love girlcock.

>>6845289
It's not that difficult to get a gf. I got 2 and all I did was ask.

>>6845266
You're a cute little kid. But it's okay. I'll still give you some weed to have fun with if you're on your good behavior.
>>
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>>6845299
Cuddles sound good, they would help me get some sleep for work tomorrow
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>>6845286
what a meme
>>
>>6845309
420
>>
>>6845309
>It's not that difficult to get a gf. I got 2 and all I did was ask.
yeah well we're not all girlfriend magnets
>>
holy shit the thread is so dead haha

this is nuts?
>>
>>6845260
Yeah, I get pretty annoyed with myself desu because I can tell I act pretty immature :/
>>6845269
I told *myself* to grow up :P
>>
>>6845316
I literally just asked them and they said yes.
Don't be retarded, and then ask. It's not that hard.

>>6845314
blaze it

>>6845338
Go out. Get some weed. Roll it into a join. Smoke it.
That will fix all of your life problems.
That and alcohol.
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I wish
I was
a fuckin girl
god fucking damnit.
>>
>>6845345
Same :/
>>6845344
It'd probably be better than me sitting around doing nothing most of the day :P
I need to get a job or something too :/
>>
>>6845182
Akaka is best friend :)
>>6845151
Sup bitch!
>>6845211
Who is this people?
>>
>>6845345
same
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>tfw I seen Grace's ass
god damn gurl no wonder
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i love my gf kaylee
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>>6845364
Red?
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feels weird

>>6845361
no wonder!!
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>>6845366
yeah hi
>>6845367
kero kero kaylee was talking about you
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>>6845364
Hi Red :D
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how long do i wait until i kill myself?
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>>6845372
I'm giving it at most 5 years
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>>6845361
Describe it... NOW!
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>>6845372
please don't ever
it was hopeless for me once, it felt
but even in a tough time theres things i really appreciate
i think things will improve for you, maybe there's things you aren't seeing, i hope it isn't so bad.
wishing you the best anon
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>>6845344
yeah well not all of us can be not retarded
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>>6845370
hi i was just gf posing here but now I'm going to go run. I'm able to continuouisly run for 60 minutes now
bye everyone
love y'all
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>>6845378
Oh, well, in that case, good luck.

>>6845379
pft lol.
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>>6845369
kero kero KERO!
talk to me too
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>>6845376
>>6845361
>decide to say its not small when friend called it a little butt
>provide proof
>this happens
Fuck. I didnt want this getting in the thread but too late now I guess. DONT TRUST DRUNK FRIENDS WITH BUTTS.
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also the people on the apartments above me and kaylee keep making fucking thumping noises at 1, 2 AM and it's so fucking annoying
they're black of course
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>>6845374
i was thinking a lot less
>>6845377
there is not a single thing im living for right now
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>>6845384
LOL!
Hey, I'll show some people my ass if they ask when I'm sober, so at least you have more discretion than I do.
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>>6845383
add me on skype derp223
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>>6845385
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>>6845376
I had a very nice detailed description typed out but Grace is being a shy little slut rn desu so I'll just use one word.

PLUMP
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>>6845395
LOL!
OMG!
Do I need to convince Grace to show me?

GRACE! I'll show you my butt if you show me yours.

Btw, my ass is p plump as well.
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>>6845387
Well desu there are several factors that are gonna lead me to ending it far earlier than that
For example if I don't get better by the end of year, goodbye
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>>6845390
done, might not be on cause my laptop is garbage and im trying to play a game
cool art, btw

>>6845395
thats what you call babies
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>>6845395
>>6845397
Pleaee no
I dont wanna be a slut
At least not while people will get hurt by it
I told you not to do this...
Hmph
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>>6845397
Judging by the picture she took she knows what she was doing so I bet you could convince her.

>>6845399
I'd squeeze them baby cheeks if you know what Im sayin
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>>6845402
>>6845404
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wyd
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Plump like a pumpkin I tell you.
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>>6845408
nm, u?
>>
Welp.
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>>6845437
i hope one day i get to see your butt
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>>6845441
>tfw will never see Grace's glorious plump butt...
>>
>tfw gonna get Grace one day
>>
Having a nice body people like is a strange new thing to me
Cant say I dont like it and it isnt a turnon, tho
>>
>>6845417

talking to this guy i've known since i was like 16 and still a ~scene kid~ boy. he's telling me how he's wanted to date me for awhile now and shit.
why can't guys ever just be your friend lol
like you would think knowing what i looked like as a man would deter him at least
>>
>>6845448
Oh god... that image...
Fuck, anon... what are you trying to do to me?!
>tfw she pushes you against the lockers and steals kisses from you
>tfw she forces you to get lewd with her even if you don't want to
I'm getting turned on...

>>6845455
Keep getting turned on, sweet cheeks.
>>
does anyone know a place I can buy lab equipment that takes bitcoin?
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>>6845456
>still a ~scene kid~ boy
tell him to grow up or transition

>>6845463
from straight edge to druggie to drug manufacturer
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>>6845458
>what are you trying to do to me?!
I'll let you think about it while Grace does as well.
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>>6845463
trying to get into cooking meth?
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>>6845470
relax nigga I just wanna get some dmt out of wattle bark
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>>6845463
if you sell drugs sell me drugs pls
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>>6845466

well he was never a scene kid boy or w/e. i was. i looked like pic related. which... i mean c'mon.
wouldn't knowing me when i was a boy and for the past 8 years make you kinda like 'i don't wanna date u cause ur a man'
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>>6845471
buy an amazon gift card and buy the stuff you need
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>>6845476
that's not a terrible idea
>>
>>6845475
maybe he's into dudes as well
>>
I'm thinking I should ask these counselling people how to stop caring as much about how I look and find some kind of fucking worth in myself

also idgi, how come I'm very attracted to plenty of GNC 'tumblr-tier' people including lots of amabs, yet the thought that I look like that myself makes me suicidally depressed?

the worst part is that, as my older pics attest, I used to be fine with it. it was only as I started taking the option of transition more and more seriously I realised just how out of reach what I truly wanted was and got more and more depressed. fucking sucks.
>>
wait holy fuck I don't even need a separatory funnel nvm

anyone know how much lighter fluid costs?
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>>6845483

apparently he isn't, but that would make more sense t b h lol
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>>6845491
https://www.bunnings.com.au/diggers-1l-shellite_p1563463
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>>6845494
fuck me that's cheap
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>>6845491
Zippo is pretty cheap, ronsonol is pretty expensive. You can get straight naphtha at a hardware store if that's what you need.
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>>6845493
I think a lot of guys are at least a little bi but they're not out.

Alternatively he might have seen how you look now from your facebook or something?
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>>6845497
yeah and you can get some snags from the sausage sizzle out the front
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>>6845502
goodo
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>>6845505
get like six of them
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>>6845501

oh, no i mean he knows exactly what i look like now and stuff. i'm just saying that you'd think knowing me before would stop the attraction.
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>>6845506
I like the way you think

gotta get thicc
>>
also should I get short swept bangs or would it emphasise the length and broadness of my jaw too much?
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>>6845511
I got your back gurl
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>>6845510
Ah, then you might be overthinking it. People don't really care about how you looked before.

Surely you've met old acquaintances of yours that used to be ugly or fat that look good now, and didn't care?
>>
>Not having the same recurring nightmare every single night that slowly drives you insane and makes you wake up crying essentially every night
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>>6845543
: (
What happened in it?
>>
HEY QUID I'M GONNA GO BUY SOME LIGHTER FLUID AND LYE SO I CAN EXTRACT N,N-DIMETHYLTRYPTAMINE FROM THE BARK OF THE ACACIA LONGIFOLIA TREE
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>>6845545
O_o
You have fun with that...
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>>6845545
good job guaranteeing you can't do this safely anymore dummy

if i were you when I woke up tomorrow I would realize how badly i had just fucked up my plans and abandon the whole thing lol

you don't realize how noided you have to be to be doing this stuff, fampai

especially when the ingredients are the same as the ingredients for, u know

shake and bake meth

>mfw kato thought you didn't use lye for making any kind of meth
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I wanna get back into nihilism (pic related) but last time I dipped my toe in those waters I attempted suicide 3 nights in a row
but at the same time I'm questioning whether suicide is such a bad thing
we're brought up to know that it's bad but if it's so bad why is it so alluring? why is it so inherently bad that suffering is more appropriate?

>>6845543
I grew up having nightmares every night, fucking horrific, gory, emotionally harrowing ones, but very rarely recurring, weird
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>>6845550
>mfw quid misrepresents your words
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>>6845544
hmm i would say but its stupid.
>>6845551
they aren't gory or anything.
Its just the most painful possible thing for me that happens over and over again.
I
it hurts
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>>6845550
>shake and bake meth
Huh?
>>6845551
Hm :/
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>>6845552
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>>6845555
quads don't lie
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>>6845553
nah mine are just full-on body horror, people being pulled apart by meat hooks like in Hellraiser and stuff
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>>6845558
thats one of my shitty, awful jokes btw, i don't actually want to make meth :P
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>>6845558
With caustic soda aka lye. That's the joke

>>mfw kato thought you didn't use lye for making any kind of meth
>mfw quid misrepresents your words
5:11 AM - kato: you don't make meth with caustic soda
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>>6845555
fucking hell I left out a "just"
my point was NaOH is a ridiculously common strong base and it's used for a fuckload of purposes, not *just* meth
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>>6845559
oh i've had those
>>6845558
:/
its sad and pathetic.
>>
So the support group/non-binary afab and pre-hrt transman hang out I used to go to has had their leadership positions vacated for a few weeks now.

No one wanted to be in charge of that clubhouse I suspect.

Today someone finally volunteered and was immediately accepted into the president position. I've never seen her before (although I only went to 6-7 meetings), I think she's mtf but she seems pre-everything including pre-shaving except pre-wearing makeup and wigs out in public. Except she's around my age, which seems weird. Younger people tend to be more insecure and slower about that I thought.
In her pics a few months ago she reminds me of the kind of guys who picked on me in junior high... except the ear gauges. Those weren't that big of a thing for kids that age.

It's so bizarre that they were so desperate they let a early-20-something pre-everything be president. I think it's telling of the state of my local support group.
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>>6845561
oh
>>6845563
Its not like you choose whats in your dreams or anything. I'm not gonna push you too much to say but it might help you a little to talk about it.
Its not pathetic or anything to be upset by a nightmare.
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>>6845565
lol these stories always remind me why i never go to a support group.
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>>6845562
>lighter fluid and lye
in order of likelihood
>cashier will think you are making meth
>cashier will think you are having a bbq/bonfire and need to clear your drains also
>cashier will think you are making dmt

just tryna help friend
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>>6845570
And this is why you buy the lighter fluid and lye at separate stores from different companies if you're going to do something illegal.
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>>6845570
this is the funniest conversation i've seen in this general
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>>6845572
yep, that's the least of what i've been trying to explain to her for like an hour now :P she's not exactly in her normal state of mind
>>
ITT: how to make meth and how to get away with it
please welcome our special underageb8 guest too
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>>6845579
Well, its interesting at least :3
>>
>>6845566
it is really sad.
Pathetic at that.
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>>6845554
shake and bake is the cheapest most dangerous way of doing meth that kids try to make money out of and junkies try to get a fix off of

lighter fluid, lye, batteries, some other shit, some bottles, somewhere in there you shake it up

and if you don't die from fucking it up and causing an explosion you have low grade crystal meth

it's the kind of thing they look out for
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>>6845570
jfc if you could pull your head into the real fucking world for a second

a cashier four hours into their shift is not going to be systematically analysing all the possible intentions of me nor any of the other five fucking dozen customers that have gone through before me

UNLESS, that is, I act like a paranoid fuck like you're suggesting and make them suspicious
then no matter what I'm buying they'll be asking questions

>>6845575
agreed
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>>6845581
It probably wasn't pathetic and I mean, its a nightmare ofc its gonna be sad.
>>6845582
oh
soooo.... don't try to shake and bake meth?
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>>6845583
oh don't get me wrong kato, poor autist is trying her best and you're fucking retarded

that's what's hilarious
>>
>>6845580
don't you start cooking, young lady! well, i mean you can start cooking, just not the wrong stuff!
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You're a girl
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>>6845585
yup yup

also don't do things that could make people think you are trying to shake and bake meth

>>6845587
pretty much desu ;-;
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>>6845585
it feels like my heart gets torn out every fucking night
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>>6845587
omg another one

what else could I go on a watchlist buying?
bottled water?

I could be making all sorts of drugs
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>>6845595
i'm pretty sure nobody is with you on this one kato

are you taking your meds?
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>>6845593
Are you sure you don't wanna talk about it? :/
It sounds pretty awful...
>>6845592
What if I do things that could make people think I'm trying to shake and bake meth so that they don't think I'm dumb enough to do it when I am actually dumb enough to do it?
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>>6845552
mfw inglorious basterds
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>>6845597
you people are legit fucking retarded

do you think all the cashiers at bunnings have to go through a course where they learn how to make like every drug just so they can spot people buying ingredients?
you reckon they have to have qualifications in organic chemistry?
like nigga be real for a fucking second
>>
>>6845579
can't let mtfg get boring or anything!
>>
>>6845599
i am talking about it with emma but
it hurts
it hurts so mcuh to talk about it
i started crying again and im scared
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>>6845603
Fuck sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry or be scared :c
*huuugs*
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>>6845605
no you didn't
talking about it made me
do that
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>>6845609
Oh...
fuck, it sounds like a really horrible dream :(
>>
>>6845601
meth and explosives would be the two main things they train employees to look out for

probably the only things but idk for sure

pretty easy to remember desu
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>>6845610
it makes me
cry every single night
i want it to stop
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>>6845601
Exactly. Which is why if the registers are basically computers where you shop I wouldn't put it past the register software to look for common ingredients. If robotussin will set it off, why wouldn't lye and lighter fluid? When I worked at Wal-Mart half the time I had no idea what was doing it and just had to get the supervisor to come over.
>>
welcome to your new job at bunnings!

here's the dress code
here's how to make meth
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>>6845613

Isla what do you think of this remix? Took me like 10 secs to do.

https://clyp.it/2mptzyz2
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i dont know what trip name to use
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>>6845613
:(
God, I wish you didn't have nightmares like that
It sounds so horrible to experience
*hugs*
:(
>>
>>6845618
How about something ironic. Like "Indecisive".
>>
BUT on a happier note, involving illegal stuff that is safer to talk about

i found my christmas 2015 present that I was sure had been stolen, a huge ball of wax concentrate

and my friend started selling so I have someone I can buy from without worrying about word getting around or having to mess with the darknet so i finally got me some more flower

it's thc tiiiimmmmmee
>>
>>6845618
α,N-dimethylphenethylamine sounds like a goodun to me
>>
>>6845624
Stolen :P
>>
every
single
fucking
night :)
trust is a sham
love is fake
friendship is a lie
>>6845621
its whatever
this is just karma
for all the stupid shit i've done
i deserve this.
i deserved to find and lose hope.
i had it coming.
>>
>>6845624
wtf is this about meth?
>>
>>6845617

lmao i knew isla loved niggers

"fuck me with big nigger dick daddy"

xD
>>
>>6845615
Are you seriously this stupid?
>>
>>6845622
i am very indecisive but it does not sound much like a name does it?
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>>6845629
After recording that I proceeded to throw up twice with how disgusted I felt with myself.
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>>6845627
No, that isn't true.
You do not deserve it at all.
You deserve none of all this crap thats happening to you.
You deserve happiness, hope, kindness.
You do not deserve horrible stuff like horrific nightmares.
*hugs*
>>6845628
Emily. We need to cook.
>>
>>6845630
no but apparently quid and one anon are
>>
>>6845630
No, shes just manic, there's a difference
>>
>>6845632

well big nigger dick gonna make you barf, poor gag reflex
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>>6845631
We could call you Indy for short.
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>>6845637
Doesn't seem as if there is.
>>
>>6845633
Kate is going weird again and is talking about doing something stupid but then she'll move onto something else soon, isn't it?
>>
>>6845630
australia doesnt have a war on drugs
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>>6845633
nah i do
don't worry abou tit.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227
http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227
http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227

http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227
http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227

http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227
http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227
http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227

http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227
http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227

http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227
http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227
http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227
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>>6845648
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11151227

both are gay

but at least kato is cool
>>
>>6845637
>>6845641
wish I was never diagnosed
then people wouldn't be so fucking patronising about it

wait a minute
I was never diagnosed

>>6845648
why can't I vote for both?
>>
>>6845641
Something something DMT
Something something mania

Point is, we need to shake and bake meth.
>>6845646
No, you don't.
I will worry about it because you are a dear friend, it sucks that you have dreams like that and even if I can't help much I do at least sympathize as much as I possibly can with you :/
>>
>>6845639
i dont like it
>>
>>6845649
are you trying to imply you're not gay

that's dangerous talk my friend
>>
>>6845661

says the chaser taking hrt to blend in with trannies
>>
>>6845651
i don't believe you understand

if i didn't understand it was mania i would think you were just completely off your rocker, and then i would be hella patronizing
>>
>>6845648
Needs an "All of the above"
>>
harro
>>
>>6845667
Hiya Soph <3
How are you? ^^
>>
>>6845667
Hey there
>>
>>6845667
hello sophie
>>
>>6845667
hi
>>
>>6845652
Love
Friendship
companionship
happiness
Are all bull shit
who would have thought it would take a kid to help me fully realize this
>>
>>6845675
It isn't bullshit Isla :(
>>
>>6845675
Pretty negative outlook.
>>
>>6845681
life is fucking negative.
>>6845679
yes it is.
it is total fucking bull shit.
trust is also fake.
>>
>>6845682
Only because you perceive it that way. Luckily not everyone does.
>>
>>6845682
It isn't... you've had some shitty experiences but stuff can still get better. Don't give up on stuff yet.
>trust is also fake.
What do you mean? :/
>>
>>6845675
That's such retard thinking it's ridiculous. Why not find a fucking adult and then make assumptions. Not purposely base world views on children.
>>
>>6845685
fuck off faggot
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>>6845690
>Tfw assmad
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>>6845682
>life is fucking negative
this desu, life is bullshit
>>
What are some fall foods?
>>
>>6845689
i do have an adult
that has attempted to help me
that is also bull shit.
life is trash and positivity is fake
>>6845688
too late for the giving up on stuff part
and trust isn't real
its bull shit.
you can't trust anyone.
>>6845697
i won't have to deal with it much longer
>>
>>6845668
I am okay, my face hruts tho, painkillers soon

>>6845669
>>6845673
>>6845674

heyo
how's life?
>>
to the person who first discovered milk:

I don't know what the fuck you were trying to do to that cow, but thank you
>>
>>6845700
It's no different than usual. How do you get motivation to do things when youre """depressed""" and have none?
>>
>>6845699
oh?

>>6845700
I hate it desu
>>
>>6845699
Spoken
Like
A
Tenth
Grade
Fuck
Up
>>
>>6845702
>wait
>THESE ARENT DICKS!
>*PFFFFFFT*
>>
>>6845706
i'm a lot more of a fuck up than a 10th grade one.
>>6845705
yeah
dw ill be happy
>>
>>6845699
Well, I trust you and I trust my friends and I trust my family. Maybe its pointless, I don't know, but I chose to do so because I have faith in them.
>i won't have to deal with it much longer
Please don't do that :/
Please :c
>>
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does this thread have a purpose?
if not, why does it carry on?

it's a microcosm of life
>>
>>6845709
killing yourself? I might do the same thing by the end of year or early next year
>>
>>6845710
>Please don't do that :/
>Please :c
lol
>>
>>6845700
Aww, I hope it stops hurting soon :c
>>6845711
wut
>>6845710
*and I trust my other friends too
bleh, my wording is going shitty today
>>
>>6845708
but there is tasty white stuff coming out of it too?
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>>6845704
in general or me personally?

>>6845705
aww, why :(
did something happen?
>>
>>6845714
Well :/
I don't know what to say from here, I pray to God or whoever the hell that you don't do it
Can you at least when? I want to at least say goodbye :(
>>
>>6845713
hmm
im playing with blades rn and i accidentally cut my thumb lol
>>6845719
not sure when
goodbyes are pointless
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>>6845717
Dysphoria
My brother being a dick head and my family blaming me getting pissed off on me and as if I'm ruining the evening or something
Pretty much that
>>
>>6845717
Either way I'd like your answer
>>
>>6845720
Well, maybe I'll go at the same time
>>
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mtfg is like a metaphor for life

both entirely devoid of meaning or purpose and still both continue inexorably yet aimlessly

here's a picture of a pug shitting
>>
>>6845722
I am sorry to hear that :/
I hope you ll feel better soon

>>6845723
well, the only thing that fixed it for me shortterm is a strong feeling of duty. I do my unistuff for my bf, cause the sooner I am done with it, the sooner we can finally move to cologne and leave this city

thats usually a source of strength thats really erratic, it will lose its effectiveness regularly. the only more permanent solution I found so far, was making me feel better about myself, i.e. getting extensive surgery.

idk how helpful any of that is tho :/
>>
Lunch break thank god. Crazy having a night job, its so simple. Though I did knock over a minions display and a million minions felw in every direction, was pretty funny until my manager saw it.
>>
>>6845728
eh Idk, I've been pretty miserable lately and it doesn't seem like that's going to change anytime soon
>>
>>6845730
thats not something you want to laugh about, thats something you want to fix quickly
whats for lunch?
>>
wake up
feel sad
time for weed


i discovered the origin of language and it had something to do with the eighth (or sixth??) circuit of consciousness
but then i forgot
>>
>>6845734
A cigarette and some Perrier water, i ain't eating but once every 2 days.
>>
>>6845739
>smoking
you really are turning into lilly
>>
>>6845736
>feel sad
>time for weed
bad habit. that's how you get addicted to an otherwise non-addictive drug.
>>
>>6845741
Just need blue hair and designer vag.
>>
>>6845747
you're on your way
>>
>>6845745
i dont really have any alternatives
its either take drugs, or self-harm and cry and maybe plan my next suicide attempt again
nothing else works
>>
huh I just noticed that lily hasnt actually posted in over a week
I wonder if she got snackbar'd
>>
>>6845727
(you)
>>
Hello /mtfg/
>>
>>6845759
Hi best girl <3
>>
i'm gonna buy some nice ol whiskey for myself tomorrow
gun be gud
my fav brand is jameson
anyone else have favorite drinks?
>>
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>>6845765
I been wanting a mojito for a while
>>
>>6845765
I really really like water, neat
>>
>Tfw people I care about are yelling and swearing at me
>Reliving a lot of horribly shitty memories I thought I forgot
>I didn't want this to happen
Memories get out ree
>>
>>6845765
I'm only sometimes allowed alcohol so idk about that

you said drinks tho so i guess pepsi
its better than coke desu ._.
>>
>>6845766
those are nice.
>>6845767
oh.
>>6845769
then stop caring about me.
>>
>>6845769
hm? who is yelling and swearing at you?
>>
>>6845765
I like vodka with another drink, i.e. coke
>>
>>6845777
>coke
>not pepsi
REEEEEEEEE
>>
>>6845772
I was implying alcohol.
Pepsi is better than coke though.
>>6845777
>Mixing drinks
Just plain vodka is what you're supposed to do.
>>6845776
I am because I am a shitty person.
I thought people knew this already desu
>>
>>6845778
coke is usually what's available, don't bully me

>>6845779
hey mixing is great
>>
>>6845779
Pepsi best soda :}
>>
>>6845782
No its not.
Ruins the pure taste of the alcohol.
Well
I guess I drink to feel the burn and forget life.
>>6845783
I prefer Fanta.
>>
>>6845782
*bully*
*bully*
*bully*
>>
>>6845779
don't take your grief out on other people
>>
>>6845769
is that from the wind rises?
great movie
>>
>>6845786
>fanta
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>6845774
>oh.
not even memeing, I drink water the most
but when I do drink alcohol (I drink like once every three months, but its better than once a year pre-hrt) its usually something sweet like a pineapple vodka cruiser... I actually really like somersby pear cider lately.

>>6845778
I like both, coke is more crisp
pepsi is sweeter
>>
>>6845789
Shut the fuck up.
You don't understand the context of the situation.
Don't make assumptions bitch.
>>
>>6845769
*hugs*
do you wanna talk on skype?
>>
>>6845786
eh, I can do both but I like to drink with mixers because if I'm drinking I should enjoy it

>>6845787
wow I'm being bullied, brb going to kms
>>
>>6845792
i drink water basically only too.
i can't drink sugar anymore because of a medication i have to take for my arthritis so its whatever.
>>6845791
Sorry.
>>
>>6845793
trip on chara
>>
>>6845765
I am so glad you asked

finlandia with raspberry softdrink
belvedere with coke
ketel one with orange juice
karavan / russian standard / stoli with lemonade
zubrowka with cloudy apple juice
kahlua with chocolate milk
baileys with chocolate milk
>>
>>6845792
Pepsi seems to be cheaper in that their bottle seem to have more soda in, at least here, so there's that.
>>6845797
I'm kidding around :P
>>6845796
*bully*
>>
>pepsi over coke
heresy
>>
>>6845800
Do you want me to kill myself from this intense bullying?
>>
>>6845796
I don't feel like I deserve to enjoy stuff lmao
>>6845798
Chara doesn't have emotions as retarded as mine.
>>6845799
damn thats a ncie list you got there.
I've only had baileys plane though
>>6845800
mmm fair enough
>>
>>6845803
me neither but I may as well desu
>>
>tfw ur favorite poster starts posting and u feel really happy again

:D
>>
>>6845803
god I so fucking wish I had some baileys right now you have no idea

since that little uhh incident before my family ain't letting me anywhere near any kind of psychoactive substance
>>
>>6845804
I don't like to enjoy stuff.
It hurts.
I don't want to enjoy things.
Simply, I am a bitter piece of shit.
I cry every single time I see someones face because of what they did to me. I literally was mean to them for a half hour straight because they kept trying to be nice to me, but its
Whatever
I'm just a piece of trash
>>6845806
ahh.
I just wish I had anything to check me out
And lol @ how i accidentally cut myself again
>>
>>6845799
I was going to buy Finlandia but it was $39 and I wasn't exactly willing to spend $70+ on liquor in a day.
Maybe next week I'll get some vodka, what can I do with kahlua atm?
>>
>>6845797
arthritis a shit, one of the symptoms of ross river fever is polyarthritis and three years later I still get sore joints when its really cold .__.
I was on prednisone for like 7 months while I was working at the timberyard before quitting to transition and because they were shitcunts who gave the new guy keys to the yard when I had been there for 6 years and who weren't accommodating to the fact I had contracted the disease while working for them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_River_fever

>>6845800
yeah pepsi is cheaper here too, sometimes by half
>>
>tfw you wake up and your reign is still going
its good being the queen

hi
>>
>>6845814
Its not price its like both cost like a £1 per bottle but coke is usually like 380ml while Pepsi is 500ml or 600ml
>>6845815
Hiya Nim <3
>>
>>6845810
right now not a great deal other than straight or with dairy products

with some vodka you can make a black russian which is pretty nice
you can also make a white russian but they're pretty fucking difficult to get right
you could top up the black russian with coke, which sounds like it should be disgusting but it's actually so god damned nice
>>
>>6845814
well
idk
i just wanna drink bleach since its better than my lack of enjoyable foods to eat.
>>6845815
hi nim.
>>
>>6845817
Well I have no coke and no vodka so I can't make anything :/
>>
>>6845816
oh, I was talking about like, a 2L bottle of pepsi max being like $2 at woolies, vs the full price 2L coke zero bottle being $4
but yeah coke charge more per ml

>>6845818
what foods cant you eat? :(
>>
>>6845822
OH! You meant the larger bottles, yeah coke is like 70p more or something and its pretty annoying :/
>>
>>6845820
make a milo with a bit of kahlua in it
I did that once and it was pretty damned nice
>>
>>6845815
hi nim
>>
>>6845822
anything with sugar
most of what is greasy
basically i can only eat like rice and simple stuff
so i havent eaten yesterday or the day before since im tired of rice
and i don't want to eat
the idea of eating makes me feel sick
>>
>>6845816
>>6845818
>>6845827
how are you
>>
>>6845830
I TOLD YOU! I WAS WORRIED THAT WOULD HAPPEN AND I TOLD YOU!
>>
>>6845826
I was thinking of that actually
>>
>>6845831
lol
bad
>>
>>6845825
yeah its one of the reasons why I drink coke zero and pepsi max, on a hot and sweaty summer day

>>6845826
that sounds amazing

>>6845830
>most of what is greasy
you can have stuff with fat and cheese and the like right?
what about pasta?
can you have chillis/garlic, they've got lots of beneficial antioxidants and punch up flavour?
>>
>>6845832
yeah
you did
i can't put the spices in it
i can only eat it plain so
without being able to put spices and stuff in
well i don't wanna eat
my tum hurts but its whatever
i dont want food anywho
>>
>>6845831
I'm okay now ^^
>>
>>6845835
nah
not allowed pizza
not allowed spicy stuff either.
pasta is
well
not good plain
nothing acidic either.
>>
>>6845831
I'm feeling pretty good so far, what about you?
>>
>>6845836
Seriously, you need someone to get you shit when you need it.
I'd get all the shit you needed if I was there... I'd get you all the spices and seasonings.
It wouldn't even cost that much.
>>
>>6845835
I put a little too much kahlua in it but that thing that seems to happen with slightly too strong alcoholic drinks happened where I started to enjoy it a couple of sips in
>>
>>6845840
what about pasta with a tin of tuna or salmon stirred through, a little garlic powder and cayenne (nothing too spicy) and a tiny sprinkle of parmesan
surely that'd be okay?
garlic, tumeric, ginger, cinnamon and a little cayenne apparently are the best spices for
http://www.arthritis.org/living-with-arthritis/arthritis-diet/best-foods-for-arthritis/best-spices-for-arthritis.php
>>
>>6845843
no
like literally
i cannot eat them otherwise it would harm my health.
I can't have most spices with the medication I have to take.
It causes rashes if I do, as well as stomach pains.
>>
>>6845847
guh fish is disgusting
also its a medication due to reactive arthritis that makes it so i cant spice things.
thanks for the advice though
>>
>>6845848
wtf...
>>
>>6845834
why

>>6845837
<3

>>6845841
eh im okay

i had a pretty cool dream last night
>>
>>6845844
ah yes, the "eh bit strong but I dont care"

>>6845848
what medication?
I will cross reference the interactions of those five specifically and a whole bunch more

>>6845850
well like, what about some really lean turkey stirred through pasta? little powdered garlic and a sprinkle of parmesan?
>>
>>6845854
<3 <3 <3
Nim, you're nice <3
>>
>someone says something really nice to me
>can't take it and start bawling
>>6845851
can't have sugar stuff either
>>6845855
i forgot what its called
i can take care of it later
ill ask my mom
since she doesnt trust me to have medications after trying to kms
>>6845854
because im always shitty
>>
>cry at compliments
>unaffected by insults
what is wrong with me
>>
>>6845857
i try to be ^^'

>>6845859
you don't have to be
>>
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>>6845859
okay <3
also yeah, buy some super lean ground turkey and super lean ground pork to have with your rice and pasta
we will get you some herbs and spices that wont interact and will add flavour and be anti inflammatory so you don't have to eat bland!
>>
>>6845815
hello nim :3
>>
>>6845862
yes i do
>>6845863
i dont like turkey
i just wont
really eat anything
i dont want to eat
i feel like ill be sick if i do
>>
>>6845864
hi nikky

how are you? :)

>>6845868
but why
>>
>>6845872
because i want to be miserable.
i want to suffer
i feel i deserve this.
everytime i get something nice i lose it
so i've accepted this and i'm not going to let myself ever have something nice that makes me happy again.
>>
>>6845868
oh, well really lean ground beef?
ginger is a good anti nausea spice so if it doesn't interact its something you should definitely be having
I used to have ginger tea on prednisone
>>
>tfw isla is as bad and retarded about "muh disability" as Edgar but gets away with it because she's cute
This general is fucked up
>>
>>6845873
but that's not true
>>
>>6845875
she cant stand up, let alone walk and is in a wheelchair
>>
>>6845874
ironically ginger makes me puke.
idk
i just dont want to eat
>>6845875
lol
how am i retarded about it
it literally takes the very last things i enjoy away from me.
and im not really cute people just say that to make me feel better
>>6845876
i honestly don't give a shit if you think its true or not.
its true to me.
>>6845878
No, I can stand up and kinda walk, but it is extremely fucking painful.
Like crying tier painful.
I just have some days where the pain is a lot worse than usual
>>
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>remembing the relationship between my mother and stepfather
>my stepfather would always shout and swear and scream at people
>my mother would always downplay it or guilt people for feeling bad or ignore it
Whoa once one memory gets its foot in the door they all come flowing in
>>
>>6845882
>ironically ginger makes me puke.
woah, thats like.. the opposite to literally everyone
>i just dont want to eat
you need to eat :/
> I can stand up and kinda walk, but it is extremely fucking painful.
oh my mistake :/
>>
>>6845886
i dont need to eat
i dont want to eat
im not going to eat
>>
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>>6845878
>muh arthritis
>muh wheelchair
>muh terminal genetic disorder
>>
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>tfw have to do school work but have no motivation
help

>>6845888
same famp
>>
>>6845888
:(
>>
>>6845889
calm yourself sarah.
>>
>>6845890
i don't deserve food
>>6845891
its whatever
maybe ill starve and die
>>
>>6845894
neither do I, I think I'm gonna start starving myself as much as possible soon
>>
>>6845890
you have to eat too!
don't make me send you timtams!

>>6845894
:(
>>
>>6845897
oh good, I'll give them to my brothers
>>
>>6845895
well
i haven't had a meal in a while so thats good
i think i'm gonna continue this way
>>
>>6845898
n-no you have to dip them into peanut butter icecream and eat them urself
>>
in other news my supplies should be here today so i can finally check out
Will finally maybe be chill and stuff lmao
>>
I remember getting really fed up with eveything at my mother's place
My stepfather was getting really angry and was going to hurt me
And I geabbed my shoes really quickly and ran off at like midnight
And walked to my father's for two hours
I didn't havr any socks and I made cuts or like that kind of thing on the back of my feet
I still havr thr scars
And I think I always knew my father's was bad but I put up with it because it was better
>>
>>6845882
you'll get sick of feeling sorry for yourself eventually
>>
>>6845899
My parents have left the country so I can starve myself much easier without concern, pretty much the reason why I haven't

>>6845902
I don't want to get fatter

>>6845904
the fuck?
that's fucked up, can I punch your stepfather and father in the face?
>>
>>6845905
rofl i'm not sorry for myself
i deserve all this shit
>>6845907
either way hopefully my stomach will make less noise
>>
>>6845908
hopefully I'll be skinny :D
>>
>>6845907
>I don't want to get fatter
I bet ur not even fat and you're doing the teenage girl thing where ur like, your ideal weight .___.
>>
>>6845909
oh
for me
maybe ill die
im already skinny
>>
>>6845910
200 pounds is fat lmao
>>
>tfw no one to hold you close in the cold dark night
>>
>>6845914
how tall tho?
>>
I've been thinking about benis all day
Make it stop
>>
>>6845913
:/

>>6845918
Fuck you had to remind me of my height
5'11" ;__;
>>
nimrod means hunter it's not an insult reeeeee
>>
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>>6845921
>>
>>6845922
its whuuuutevverrr
ill feel better when im
well
checked out
>>
>>6845922
s-sorry ;~;
I just needed it for the bmi calculator
I get everything wrong ,______,

https://heartfoundation.org.au/your-heart/know-your-risks/healthy-weight/bmi-calculator
according to this you should be shooting for 132-179lbs/60-81kgs

>>6845926
please eat something :(
>>
>>6845925
p. much
>>
>>6845928
nah
>>
>>6845928
60kg my aim, maybe less
>>
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>>6845932
:(

>>6845933
I want to get down to 54
I doubt I ever will, what with being a failure at literally everything
>>
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>>6845801
When
>>
>>6845940
hopefully I will be a skeleton someday
>>
>tfw you're over a year post-op and it's all fairly standard life by now but every now and again when you look in the mirror before a shower you're just like "wow my vagina is amazing"
>>
>>6845946
I'm super jealous. I don't even know when I'm getting a vagina ;_;
>>
>>6845945
skeleton means no butt or boobs
>>
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>>6845943
someone have any experience dating bi boys? right now i fall in love with one and we are starting to date, i heard good things about relationships with bisexuals by trans folks, what is your experience with them?
>>
>>6845950
why you you me
>>
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>tfw now not only elanna but cordelia is telling you im gonna end up lewd like them
but im pure!
>>
>>6845940
>tfw someday sheen will be substantially smaller than you.

Like, I'm proud of you pursuing your dream, but damn are you going small.
>>
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>>6845955
lewd....
>>
>>6845946
Let's be honest, anyone that has gotten SRS won't be looking in the mirror and saying "wow my vagina is amazing".
>>
>>6845949
ah you see, after I drop the weight I'll eat to gain some weight for boobs and butt
>>
>>6845955
You are gonna end up hella lewd.
>>
>>6845957
I just want to get as close as I can
and after that I will be happy with 60-70kg/132-154lbs
>>
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>>6845943
W I N T E R <3
>>
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>>6845955
soon(tm)
>>
>>6845955
They're probably not wrong. Being lewd gets a lot more enjoyable on HRT.
>>
>>6845801
>coke over sprite
heresy

>>6845966
ive bought over 100 hairdryers to keep your pond unfrozen duckie
>>
>>6845965
I see. It sounds tough, but I hope you can become the smol girl you want to be.
>>
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>>6845967
>tfw ebina-chan
>>
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>>6845973
> I hope you can become the smol girl you want to be.
same
>>
>>6845973
Too early for a hugbox
>>
>>6845965
That's my target too because that's what I used to be.
>>6845922
I have never had a problem with my 5'11" height, seen many women as tall as me.
>>6845973
Hi Akaka!
>>
>>6845992
well I'm a nutjob who can't get over it
the fact that I've never come across a girl my height hurts too
>>
>>6844677
Get home sass you're drunk
>>
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>>6845966
Winter is coming :3
>>
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>>6846007
prepare for me bugging you about taking breaks all the time cause Ill be exhausted and freezing tho ;~;
>>
>>6845995
Meh maybe there are more tall black girls, my height isn't weird round here. My 15 year old cousin is taller than me o_o
>>
>>6845971
I like sprite as well, but it seems more acidy, my tummy doesnt like sprite less for some reason. but I love the taste

>hairdryers
YOURE SO NICE :3
its important to keep your duck warm!!
>>
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>>6845973
>tfw I will never even come close to being smol
Being an extremely tall girl might be nice too though.
>>
any of my thread buddies awake
>>
>>6846016
I suppose so, I remember a few black girls at my school who were tall.
Though Australia doesn't really have many African immigrants as compared to shorter immigrants like Asians ._.
>>
>>6846021
Go away
>>
I wanna talk about my dream today but it was WEIRD and oddly personal and way too complex to explain.
Suffice to say, my dream was stressful but i still slept well. Bed and sleeping is beautiful, its the best.
>>
>>6844836
Red delicious
>>
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>>6846023
put on name and i will :')
>>
>tfw no tranny gf to change my diaper
>>
>>6846021
Faggot!!!!!!!!
>>
>>6846031
stop impersonating me

This is my new trip
>>
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>>6846032
>have to put on a trip

>>6846035
hey cordy
how are you feeling
>>
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>>
Does anyone here want to be my mommy
>>6846039
Quit it faggot
>>
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>>6846012
Aren't there some shopping malls where we can be inside D:
>>
>>6846039
finally got my gfs to call me
I'm super high.
been high for 14 hours.
>>
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>>6846041
snow elves were pretty based actually
the dlc was my favorite part of skyrim

>>6846042
really makes me think

>>6846044
sounds dope
i just woke up
i had some really cool dreams
my subconscious is so nice to me desu
>>
Oh look it's anon being autistic again
>>
New thread
>>6846053
>>6846053
>>
>>6846047
would be fantastic if snow elves and dwemer where playable for TESVI.

new thread!

>>6846054
>>
>>6846058
k, i delet this for the moment
>>
>>6845960
Let's be honest, looks like you're wrong then.
>>
>>6846043
that depends where we gonna meet I guess Idk D:
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