What is it with these gay losers who won't find other gay dudes to date, make up some retarded headcanon about how [x straight dude with a girlfriend] is secretly in love with him but just doesn't know it, even though he said it 1000 fucking times, and the gay in question proceeds to go out of his way to ruin every friendship he has by being an attempted homewrecker lolcow?
If you're one of these people stop. You're a fucking embarrassment. If a straight dude wants you, he'll let you know, k?
>>6782586
>If a straight dude wants you, he'll let you know, k?
Not if he’s TSOOOOOOONDEREYYYYYYYY.
>>6782586
Blame the porn industry for fetishizing heterosexuality.
It's one thing to have a crush on your straight friend and not act on it because you know it's a terrible idea.
It's another entirely to assume that all those "straight guy first time" pornos are actually real and that men are only straight until turned gay. Tell this guy to stop watching so much god damn porn, and tell him that about 90% of the actors in those videos are men like Dirk Caber, who have been part of the gay porn industry for years, are married to another man and are just acting in a video for money. I guarantee you that every single "straight guy" in gay porn has had more gay sex than anyone who watches those videos.
>>6782586
I've only ever seen these people in yaoi.
>>6782688
No in real life they're fat slobs and creepy stalkers.
>>6782586
But how do you really feel?
>>6782586
Seems pretty gay