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Last thread >>6777646
Can you fit into your wedding gown?
>>6778615
pray you never know, pray you never find out...
MAGA
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>>6778633
not sure but chara is a twig so i'm pretty sure she can
>>6778653
reminder
http://i.imgur.com/Fnm4u7Q.png
get out of here retard ugly tiny dick chaser autist
She's beautiful
>>6778656
What does Maga mean?
>>6778643
can SRS vaginas clean themselves?
>>6778646
>dont worry about apologizing to me
I'm apologizing to everyone else.
>>6778661
ghostie youre legitimately depressing me tho
i dont mind the child porn your posting but idk why you have to be so rude to me
actually kind of hurts
>>6778670
and not me senpai?
im offended..
>>6778661
trap boy is a manlet, kek
>>6778661
Holy fucking shit that is LAUGHABLE.
Im nice and have like a dick over 3 times as large.
How do you be a cunt and have a small dick.
www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a50638/ways-vaginas-are-better-than-penises/
;)
>>6778674
im six foot 1 and tons of fun
>>6778662
i thought you were a hipster?
look at you hopping on the waifu bandwagon
>>6778675
people are bitter when they have to compensate for something
>>6778664
Make
America
Great
Again
= MAGA :3
>>6778682
its incredibly obvious
>>6778661
that's small?
>>6778668
No.
>>6778677
cis vag is irrelevant here
>>6778688
maybe
thats a 15/16 year old dick so
theres like 2 anons that are really mad at me
>not getting married in a black dress
>>6778680
post full length body pic
>>6778698
put on your name and i will
>>6778689
really? but i thought they could
Hey mtfg how's everyone doing.
>>6778698
It's lyrics senpai
Literally no one here passes , everyone abuses angles, and everyone is crazy. What was i thinking trying to come out and get HRT?
Maybe the only cure for this madness is to just try to come to terms with the fact that I'm male, and to try to be okay with that.
it sounds difficult to do but "transitioning" is literally a meme.
Someone kill me now
>>6778704
i do too
spoiler senpai
its ghostie
>>6778699
i'm not a trip, just curious to see
>>6778661
Nooo. My gt used to be the smallest I'd seen ;-;
>>6778707
>come to terms with the fact that I'm male.
Good luck, kouhai. Don't kill yourself desu.
>>6778712
its below 5.9 so im not really sure
i think it mightve been like 5.5 at that time
which is below average for a normal adult?
very confusing this whole thing
>tfw you're just a really ugly boy
I was never attractive and never will be.
rub it in if you want
my jaw will always make me disgusting
I'm gonna go do other stuff so I can stop feeling so shitty.
>>6778673
whadda you want?...
Tfw you can't stop feeling
I'm in a pretty good mood rn ^^
>>6778703
WOOF :3
>>6778697
Edgy.
Non-white wedding dress is the trenchcoat plus katana for women
I think i'm gonna go to bed /mtfg/
even tho it is only 6:30
bye-bye
>>6778718
sorry you feel so bad
through ever night theres a bright day etc
>>6778712
unless he has a really thick dick and really big hands, that is tiny
not that it should matter... it's just the dick really is very tiny... like why not transition at that point... i mean that's really a very tiny one..
>>6778719
Tfw you can't stop stealing
How do you girls split your doses? Like what times do you take them?
>>6778727
this he might as well just transition at this point
>>6778707
Let it out sprout. What happened in your life?
How do I get my hair to be thicker? It's sorta long now but it's not really thick
Also what's a decent skincare regimen that won't cost me a gorillion dollars in products?
>>6778656
Do you have a Georgia one of these
>>6778727
im actually a little perplexed about what made you so mad at me
i like posted a trump image and we were worst enemies
very odd situatio n
>>6778707
I dunno
smiles is cute
so is isla
rawr and uufu
um...i'm trying to remember who else I have seen
Has anyone here ever ordered from QHI? What does the packaging look like?
It's going to my Dad's house so i'm kind of worried.
>>6778727
Still looks big to me.. mine is like 2.5 hard
>>6778732
>>6778654
Is he really that bad? Should I hide my belongings?
>>6778707
some pass well enough
and rest are just fishing for compliments
being trans is an uphill road in life
give yourself time
>>6778681
I've never said i was a hipster
Rem is just a really loveable character
>>6778735
Someone pls answer I'm actually really worried
>>6778735
It comes in discrete packaging indicating that it is "for personal use".
>>6778742
>implying a hipster would admit that they're a hipster
no, keep hopping on the wagon and keep finding new waifus every seasons. such a disgrace
I am falling,
I am fading,
I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
>>6778748
I'm being suffocated
>>6778735
mine came in a white padded envelope
it just had some customs stamp on it, didnt even say it was medication or anything
>>6778740
Robin, Edgar, whatever you call her isn't actually a bad person. She is just weird and kind of annoying sometimes.
>>6778749
Marrying a girl is the woman equivalent of wearing a fedora
>>6778728
Tfw you can't stop feeling
>>6778747
I havent had a waifu ever before though
And i still dont have a waifu i just like a character
What do you want from me
>>6778668
If you're talking about the canal itself, I've found out mine fares much better without douching. So I guess it does.
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>6778755
>not marrying chara
lmao pls what are you kid
>tfw no hugs from mac and cheese anon
>>6778748
I made this oxygen especially for you! Please feel better.
>>6778759
>>6778756
WHY DELETE THIS
>>6778759
I adore you too.
>>6778678
Surely this is passing if God damn anything is
>>6778723
Not really. Wedding dresses in my area were traditionally red, sometimes black. White is a recent, non local thing.
>>6778768
i like quid
>>6778754
trip on olrapeyface
>>6778756
OH GOD WTF
Does anyone else really like Chara? She makes me laugh with how blunt she is when interacting with other people. She helps stop this place from being reddit
>>6778773
i bet you're looking for some reply like "i like anon"
i like you though anon
>>6778775
okay hon
>>6778777
I have a hard time saying I like her, but she's interesting.
>>6778777
theres a difference between being blunt and being unnecessarily hateful
>>6778777
she's not blunt, and shes not mean
she's just an edgy 15 year old and a shitty person
>>6778777
Uh she's alright. I think it sucks when people fall for her bait because she probably hurts peoples feelings but she is p funny.
>tfw you're disgusting and existing is awful awful awful but you can't kill yourself and there's no way out and it's like drowning forever without ever passing out
Help. I don't wanna keep going
>>6778779
=^~^=
>>6778780
give me my hugs and mac and cheese
also seals are super cute
>>6778789
here come cuddle, you can drown in my arms
>>6778789
me neither.
I'm not ready to do a suicide pact yet though.
>>6778777
[5:44:53 PM] quid: you think too highly of yourself when it comes to these things, little one
[5:45:08 PM] quid: (disregard that i am the same size as you)
[5:46:09 PM] Natalie is precious: i think of myself the correct amount
>i think of myself the correct amount
>>6778780
do i generally not like your posts :0
and if so why
>>6778790
~^=^~
>>6778772
It's fitting because appropriating french culture is the woman equivalent of being a weaboo
>>6778789
Yeah it feels like yr sinking right? Collect yrself. Force yrself to objectively realize what you have going for you and how you can make yr situation better
>tfw officially 8 years on hormones today
not sure what do
you're the only people I can tell /mtfg/
>>6778804
oh shit welcome to the future
>>6778789
>>6778806
aw darn
i'll just settle for cuddles and hugs then
no need for food
>>6778759
You're a bright spot in my day, Anon.
>>6778801
It's not even really a French thing, northern France and Paris have long done white weddings. Only in some parts of the country switching to white is relatively new. And I'm from one of those remote parts.
>>6778810
id rather love you than kill you
>>6778817
Just because something is traditional doesn't mean it isn't crimgy and tryhard
>tfw all you've eaten today is 2 pieces of toast
o-only 8 more pounds to go..*cough*
>>6778816
Try harder and stop pitying yrself. You have a computer and probably relatively good health.
>>6778806
what :C
where are you hearing this
>>6778827
stop starving yourself to lose weight
go for a run baka
>>6778821
that sounds delish
i love udon
>>6778833
ill throw up like i threw on the stationary
>>6778806
quid only dislikes chasers
>>6778837
take it slow then...?
>>6778816
>I have insomnia and I'm trying
Everything will be a-OK when you learn how to ignore your crazy mind.
>>6778825
To be honest, the white, tulle-laden, stereotypical wedding dress is cringy as fuck. Fewer and fewer women want to wear that kind of textile meringue.
>tfw when you cry and cry and feel a bit better
My pillow is all wet now tho
>>6778849
t. tumblr
>>6778827
You have to eat boring nim.
>>6778838
Ikr.
You just know people are gonna regret a black wedding dress eventually
>>6778849
You exist only to be contrary.
>>6778839
being lonely does suck
i know what it feels like anon
>>6778838
i can imagine dating an eastern asian girl would teach you how to make a lot of good meals
i love chinese, japanese, thai food
not really a fan of filipino cooking tho
>>6778849
Bullshit
>>6778810
everything feels wrong and I'm disgusting.
I'm worse than a hon
>>6778864
honestly I would want to go with something simpler and less elaborate
but white is kinda a must anything else is just really tacky imo unless you live in some part of france apparently
>>6778855
I feel like I might be greedy and do o e more cry.
Why couldn't I have been cis?
Guys I'm so bored. what do
>>6778748
PRESENT DAY
PRESENT TIME
HAHAHHHAH
>>6778871
it's ok to cry if you need to
i don't know :(
>>6778863
Not just meals desu. She taught me to make desserts and baked goods too. Traditional Chinese breakfast items, holiday treats, all sorts of stuff.
10/10 would date again. Bananas get out, traditional girls best girls.
>>6778872
cry
>>6778839
Anon, if I were anywhere near you, I would recruit you as a friend and cuddle you without fail.
>lying in bed feeling like shit
>suddenly feel absolutely fantastic
ok
>>6778871
>Why couldn't I have been cis?
the jews did this
Best wedding dress coming through
>>6778847
i only know how to go hard
>>6778849
What do you know about what women want?
>>6778863
Just hang out with me and snuggle and shit and neither of us will be lonely.
>>6778884
Where are you from? It doesn't matter, Im in the middle of nowhere.
>>6778898
come cuddle and you can cry on me
i dont care if you get my shirt wet
everythings sad rn
and todays going to be sad day
how about you /mtfg/
everything ok?
>>6778898
>>6778891
Out of the last five weddings I went to, only one of the brides wore a white dress. That's pretty telling...
>>6778898
Cry all you have to.
>>6778903
it doesnt have to be
>>6778834
>tfw you and /mtfg/ will never enjoy anime food
>>6778888
>>6778891
>tfw you will never marry your qt now-ex gf while she wears pic related (right-most)
>>6778905
>weirdest person here goes to weird friends weird weddings and see weird dresses, autisticly assumes its normal
k
I mean I can bring up shit too, of the last 8 weddings I've been to all 8 brides wore white. Nice sample sizes we have you dumbfuck.
>>6778901
Ottawa, Ontario. No one nearby to cuddle.
>>6778905
Just means your circle/area/country is an extreme outlier. I have never even seen it irl
>>6778916
>tfw you will never be anime, much less anything that resembles a girl
>>6778903
Everythings always sad famchan
>>6778903
: (
*hugs*
>>6778920
Yeah, Im in the US, a shitty place, but still here.
>>6778903
Pretty ok. Actually managed to go outside, albeit only to the store, but still.
>>6778916
someone else do more
>fighting about wedding dresses when nobody in this thread will ever marry
>>6778917
Lil' nigga a wedding is not the occasion to experiment (unless you're a bridesmaid and have been given an OK by the bride). Stick to the classics. Like this.
http://www.galialahav.com/wedding/the-empress-collection/
>>6778908
unfortunately that seems to be the way it will always turn out
>>6778925
iktf
>>6778928
*hugs*
>>6778936
congrats anon
im still struggling with that rn desu
>>6778939
ayyy lmao
>>6778939
they should make a spinoff anime about this girl
holy shit
she's so entertaining
>>6778937
>>6778939
It certainly beats the usual bickering and "muh dysphoria".
>>6778939
I will marry any girl here right now. Present my wife to me.
>>6778953
>implying the one eating shitloads of food isn't me
>>6778939
watch me
>>6778955
I'm here senpai
>>6778958
this one?
>>6778960
Lets go get married, get your dress, do you want a big one or a small one, or just a paper saying we're married while we exchange rings in private?
>>6778969
No ceremony please that's so scary ;_;
[7:19:28 PM] Mouthy: You should press charges
[7:19:30 PM] quid: not the initial choking
[7:19:36 PM] quid: thats what a lot of people say but it's cool (^:
why do ppl keep saying this it was just a minor ass-whupping
>>6778939
Ouch
>>6778980
what animu?
>>6778989
Yuyushiki
I want dead
>>6778917
You think CFH is the weirdest person here?
>>6778633
>a hot guy will never feel your non existent chest
why is carol so nice?
>>6778996
Iktf senpai
>>6778917
isn't that a prostitute dress
>>6779000
she's weird, but not the weirdest
>>6778979
because maybe if you take action from the fucker that assaulted you itll prevent him from assault OTHER people who might be more vulnerable
while your dumb ass is just ok with nearly being a victim of manslaughter
Ugh. I feel so terrible and sad.
I wish I had drugs
>>6778981
but this one looks the most like you
>>6778996
>tfw you will never cuddle with someone until you fall asleep in their arms, then they kill you painlessly in your sleep and take you out of your misery while making you feel loved one last time
>>6779000
Most contrarian.
Every time she responds to me it's to state that she doesn't empathize with a desire or feeling. Wish she wouldn't.
>>6779017
idk he is (was) a good friend and i've never heard of him ever doing this before
i don't really feel like ruining his life over me pushing his buttons tremendously
i mean he barely did anything at first but then he came back for his bag and i started more shit lol
>>6779026
I'd rather not kill you while you cuddle me...
>>6779026
I have wished fpr this many times.
Why can't humans be dragged out behind the shed and shot in the head when they're no good? It'd be so much better if I were mercykilled
>>6779030
he's a susans tier hon
ignore him
>>6779020
>leaving out anon
Honestly makes me feel bad errytime
>>6779020
i approve of this placement <3
>>6778943
You can make it Smiles <3
>>6779045
i promise to always remember anon whenever i make a group image thing
>>6779020
>tfw no longer relevant
>>6779020
it feels good to finally be an anime desu
I regret throwing my phone against the wall now.
Also what's everyone up to? Tell me something
>tfw one of my front teeth is slowly turning gray and dying
>>6779065
crying and discussing wedding dresses
>>6779020
>tfw I'm the only one using chopsticks
>tfw fucking weeaboo
Is it easier or harder to pass without legs?
>>6778804
sounds like its bathtime to me!
>>6779070
that's why they say you're only supposed to brush the teeth you want to keep
>>6779074
chopsticks are retarded anyway lmao
>>6779041
I would fuck cfh based on the second pics. Seem more manly cis grills than that.
>>6779076
Id say its neutral
>>6779074
are you a weeaboo if you eat with chopsticks?
i eat with them any time i have asian food
>>6779020
>tfw finally in a meme
I made it :D
>>6779068
It's OK I'm living my life and would prefer not to be relevant at this point
>>6779081
I added you
>>6779087
>Are you crying
I think I'm done.
>>6779081
looks like somebody can't use chopsticks :3
>>6779020
>kato is having fun without me
accurate ;__;
>>6779070
Did you hit your mouth? Happened to my brother and it eventually became pretty damn dark. Luckily it was a baby tooth.
>>6779091
eating sushi with a fork generally ends badly too
>>6779081
Chopsticks are great, git gud scrub
>>6779089
I think you're a weeaboo if you use them for random stuff other than asian food. I have done this though so idk. I cook with them sometimes.
>>6779091
No no I get it.
I've been told my friends are gonna have a halloween party this year. I wanna go as something cute but i dont want it to be just a cute character because then I'll be that person you know the one, just dresses up as someone cute so they can be showered in cute compliments all night.
No i wanna be cute but i want my costume to be a dumb joke. A goofy pun. People will laugh at me, and lust after me in secret.
>>6779087
I already have and its becuse i got wacked in the face with a tree branch as a kid (my tooth got craked)
>>6779090
You done did it pupper
>>6778940
>classics
>literally a "tradition" from the mid 19th century
>tfw school yanked $12k worth of my scholarships & grants for the year with no prior notice
>tfw still hate myself
>tfw still ugly
>tfw feel pretty hopeless most days and that it's not worth it anymore
thanks school for making me spiral down when I thought I was doing well
>>6779041
me on the left desu
>>6778996
same
>>6779093
make me the blonde one right next to that one because my hair is finally long enough to be tied back thanks
>>6779096
>>6779102
why would I use two sticks to eat when I can use my hands or, like, a fork
>>6779074
>tfw you grew up with chopsticks as normal ustensils
>>6779102
I get my toast out of the toaster with them
>>6779108
I wonder if people do that.
>>6779115
>why would I act properly at the table when I could be a barbarian instead
>>6779115
>growing out hair
So when are u starting hormones
>>6779122
Some kids who didnt like me very much
Dont know exactly what started it, probbably me beeing a cringy kid
>>6779093
hi :3
I just cried a whole bunch and now my eyes sting.
I guess it gave me release, though. I've been really depressed the past few days.
>>6779115
>when I can use my hands
Disgusting, learn some table manners
>>6779139
that's how it goes. you can pat your eyes with a cool damp cloth desu
>>6779115
BIRDY! <3
Hi :D
Sorry for being a jerk to you sometimes and stuff
>>6779126
>toast trick
my mom taught it to me when I was little and we had a shitty toaster
I almost tried to get it out with a fork desu
>sushi
O.O
omg, why???
[7:32:21 PM] quid: why do you like me so much if i am so emotional?
no reply for 24 minutes
i convinced her to break up with me
fuk
>>6779139
All anons are crying.
Are we synchronised somehow?
>>6779146
hehe that's cute
and I DON'T KNOW :C
will one of you please be my frickin' gf
im sick of this spit
>>6779139
Crying is good for you
It helps you deal with the sadness
Hope you feel better soon anon
>>6779129
Aw damn I'm sorry. Iktf though, it sucks and you feel hopeless but what can you do. You just have to push onward I guess
>>6779134
That makes me angry. I hate how kids would be assholes all the time.
Well at least childhood is over, I'm sorry about your tooth though
im fucking ready to die now
>>6779156
crying is healing
>>6779122
well my old cat of 14 years is currently not much longer for this space rock
>>6779124
:^)
>>6779145
when were you a jerk to me?
>>6779126
>>6779123
>>6779140
EVERYTHING is finger food
>>6779160
everything's cuter when you're a girl tbdesu but it would still be cute as a boy
and also the part where your mom helped you
just all of it really
I wish no life ever existed
>>6779165
I'm pretty sure I was at some point >_<
Anyway, how are you? :3
I haven't enjoyed anything in months
>>6779168
I was never a cute enough boy to do anything other than worry and piss off my mom...
everyone stop yelling at me, I'm doing my best ;~;
>>6779124
inb4
>b-boys can have long hair
>>6778968
no nigga the one getting a fuckload of pasta
I'm the one who regularly eats over a kilogram of macaroni for lunch
I would have thought it would have been a pretty obvious pick
>>6779147
lol
>friend introduces me to #mtfg on rizon from freenode chan i am in
>join
>instantly banned
don't know what I expected
>>6779179
Don't even put me on it
I see how it is anon ;~;
>>6779179
but who am I talking to???
I hate and don't love
>>6779179
mind you
>dat bulge
accurate desu
>>6779182
I swapped sheen for the one in the front using chopsticks, put kiwi where sheen was and put puru where kiwi was so she is the one talking to you >~~~<
>>6779172
Try getting out and running or some other form of outdoor exercise, i know it might feel hard to find the motivation but just try it
Running helped me alot
>>6779161
Eh no need to be angry over something that happend like 10 years ago
>>6779169
Well fuck you too
Why isn't anon helping me sadpost?
Left alone again... I wish I could cry about it
>some time past two in the morning
>repression sets in and every bone in my body is telling me to purge anything trans and just be a boy
>want to do it but know I'll probably regret this in the morning
I thought I was done with this shit
Too many smiles for any room for my own
My smile is a mask that hides the true me inside
>>6779186
t-there fixed
>>6779204
>hiding in back corner
Sounds like me, thanks anon ;_;
>>6779204
Mado?
Isla?
Existence makes me suffer
>>6779209
Nooo dont cry :c
>>6779184
cis males get banned on sight
>>6779213
But it's accurate to my personality
Anon knows me well
>>6779204
damn you nailed me good job
>>6779139
My mum says I've been more emotional lately
>>6779222
nice trips do you know what trip I am?
>>6779216
Anon knows me to :>
I dont get invited to parties...
>>6779222
These are not me.
Iktf though. Please end it all
>>6779214
Is that actually a thing in the MTF community? They dislike normal people?
>>6779232
Normies get out
>>6779226
Same, lonely ;_;
>>6779232
You're new to this chasing thing aren't you?
>>6779230
h-how is this
>>6779244
Where am I famlam ;_;
>>6779244
This goddamn autism
>>6779246
Where do you live?
>>6778777
who dislikes chara?
>>6779246
I will probably end up in a double suicide!
Why does everything have to be so romantic?
>>6779256
What do you mean Juni?
>>6779246
No it starts with a J
SHITPOSTS
>>6779249
there
>>6779252
I added you too!
>>6779244
>people not avoiding me at all cost
Im calling fake on this one desu~
>>6779261
why am i taking that much food
>>6779256
I've never experienced romance. Is it sort of like a math rock track that's so noisey that you can't hear or feel anything when listening to it? What's romance like, juni?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11057411
>>6779261
FUUUUCCCCCKKKK
>>6779259
I am just extra feely today Carol I wish I had someone lovely to hold. Autumn is here now and it reminds me of the only romances I've had.
>>6779256
You a bitch made nigga :^). Lots of head pats
.
In the park, I saw this overweight fedora wearing fellow with man boobs. Straight up autism. The type even reddit doesn't tolerate. And yet beside him cuddled was this adorable cis girl with a pokemon necklace and a sketch book and ripped jeans and flat shoes and a red hoody. I was confused to be jealous of both of them. I wanted to be both of them differently. It was very confusing :(
Are there any bikes that are significantly faster than a ZX10R/R1/GSXR1000? The reason I ask is because I currently ride a 600 and when I first rode it, I was scared but that feeling dwindled quickly. I want to be scared again but I don't know if these traditional liter bike are going to be enough, so I am considering something faster like a Hayabusa/ZX14R/S1000RR. My concern with these is the massive size of them kind of diminishes the returns on the higher displacement and it ends up not being that significant of an upgrade
What do you guys think?
>>6779261
Lmao accreate. Thanks famtram.
>>6779273
Aww : (
I wish I could give you a big hug :/
>>6779252
>image.jpg
It was such a nice thread too
>>6779271
iktf
Sleepy time now
Bai friendos
>>6779280
Sa?
whats up my niggas
>>6779292
Hello ^^
>>6779276
Wrong board baitfam
>>6779291
Sturmabteilung
video games make me mad
why is carol so nice?
>>6779296
You're so nice and sweet <3
>>6779292
:3
>>6779295
The lesgen feminites might know. R9k would soft ban for this pasta
>>6779296
It sucks knowing guys will want to fight, hurt, rape me and girls will now want to. Fight, hurt, never ever have sex with me.
I will die alone.
I can't even function I just smoke weed and pretend I'm from a different reality.
>>6779298
Why?
>>6779307
i dont like losing
>>6779293
im here meow
>>6779310
surely you'd hate life more then
>>6779316
<3 <3 <3
>>6779306
hi sarah im sarah
>>6779316
That's what happens to Transgender lesbians. That's what I've been shown, that's what I believe and I hope as I transition that will be false.
Sense8 is propaganda.
>>6779318
yes
thats why i play video games
What's up nerds?
>>6779329
>no image
:O
Also hi.
>tfw only your parents and sister wished you happy birthday
I miss having friends. Transition sucks.
>>6779330
I forgot.
pup
>>6779337
Oh well
How are you?
>>6779339
woof :3
>>6779329
sup butt
>>6779329
>>6779283
I'm not the only iPhone user here ;)
>>6779285
Can't escape from the anime autism
everyone ignores my texts and calls including my own mother and I have no one to talk about it with so Im gonna vocalize it here and maybe I will feel better.
;(
>>6778809
I really wish I could sleep, life is nice when you're asleep. This stupid medicine I'm on now makes me restless all the time, I can't just lie down and do nothing anymore, it fucking sucks. I miss just being depressed, now I'm moving like I'm manic but still feel depressed.
>>6779336
Did you lose friends by coming out, or did you just become reclusive?
>>6779346
wanna talk, anon?
>>6779340
Good, how're you?
>>6779341
Hello fellow murder.
>>6779342
I honest don't know what im suppose to be understanding from this picture.
>>6779346
I won't ignore you anon.
>>6779329
I want to start a magic the gathering blog with all my deck lists and I want to also write about Pokemon. But I don't want to put in the effort :(
My ADHD makes me want to bike and my suicidal death wish makes me want to smoke weed.
My brother just asked me what I'm reading and off dome I said synthetic chemical nerostaining in the brain to increase neroregeneration and call back functionality so memories are formed deeper and can fight alzhemiers, but the truth is I'm looking at anime girls on 4chan dreaming about a PR position in Washington DC where I can wear a dress and feel more important than I am.
And wondering why my fantasy cyborg named her cat Terrissa. Why did she spell it wrong?? Life in there is confusing.
>>6779348
Jog for an hour before sleep, eat differently, melatonin, meditation.
None of these ever work for me and my racing layer of multi stream thoughts but people always suggest them online lmao so... Idk must work for some people.
Who here /life is rapidly losing all substance and meaning and you desperate for some form of affection or at least distraction to illuminate the senseless void before you inevitably fall into an uncompromising state of despair/
>>6779336
Happy Birthday anon
>>6779362
I sleep fine at night, it's the rest of the day that I wish I wasn't awake for.
>>6779329
talking with a cute on skype rn
>>6779354
Pretty good.
>>6779354
neither, but it has a speed of 1GB/s upload and download speed
>>6779371
omg is it me?
>>6779336
happy birthday anon
>>6779354
hello fellow murderer i too am also a murderer.
:3
>>6779336
happy birthday anon
>>6779377
it's chara, but it could be you too! :o i don't know if i have your skype though... i'm bad at recognizing anons ><
>>6779388
awww ;~;
>>6779336
happy birthday
>>6779350
I lost mine as a recluse >>6779364
>>6779370
I think all people here mostly save a few are in these prepassing or Pre assimilated hells.
Mine has the Great Hummingbird Octopus Dragon and cyborgs and rainbow trains :l
It doesn't have analog real friends or a real job or sense of purpose.
I don't think I'm from REALITY(TM)
>>6779394
i mean you should add me on skype if you want to... then i'll talk to you... it's quidlet
>>6779401
Sign me up fampai I'm ready to throw everything out the window. Including myself.
>>6779407
i already have you added im just messin wit u
>>6779401
You're also starting a cult? Mine worships Ghod. Great Hummingbird Octopus Dragon. It goes back in time every 12 years to become Great Octopus Hummingbird Dragon and impregnate Ghod. Then it dies and becomes a coral reef. Then Ghod gives birth to Ghod. And dies in birth. Ghod has endless psychic powers :o
>>6779409
That's the kind of attitude that moves you up in my organization welcome aboard acolyte.
>tfw I will never live in a cyberpunk future and have a bunch of augments that make me a girl
At least I have a new Deus Ex to play.
>>6779346
I'm sorry!! I have just been really busy
>>6779417
Hell yeah, my shitpost wasn't for nothing after all.
I am in the closest but my mom knows I have a terrible secret and I think she thinks I might be a pedo :/
>>6779412
ohh
i think i know who you are but i don't want to be embarrassed if i get it wrong ><
CAROL SPENT TWELVE THOUSAND POUNDS ON PIZZA
>>6779438
oh god anon
honestly though hopefully she does, then it'll be a relief when you tell her what it really is
>>6779446
;O;
>>6779438
So you're not a pedo? You can be both you know.
>>6779438
tell her anon. it'll be a relief for both of you
>>6779438
My mom always knew I was some kind of queer she just wasn't sure which type.
>>6779420
I live in cyberpunk fantasy where we use laser coms to stream thoughts to each other into augmented reality. It doesn't have to interact with your thoughts, just enough to organize them by color.number.etc. Record audio and call back to ear implants. Visual call back even just to external camera (glasses mounted). Smart phones today annoy me. I miss analog keyboards. The phones lag and my brain gets annoyed - even when stream line rooted.
I've accepted that prosthetic girl parts are a fiction, but I really want the augmentation in a punk way. I grew up playing with spy gear, I still love it.
>>6779458
Well you don't look like a steer to me
>thread is dead
>discord is dead
>dad is dead
>brain cells are dead
》I'm still alive
>>6779485
: (
>>6779483
>'ve accepted that prosthetic girl parts are a fiction,
H-huh. Why
This is a cross dresser I won't look like that right :c
>>6779485
I think ppl are still here but everyone is sad
>>6779483
Is that hiro?
>>6779496
What do you look like now?
>>6779485
tfw not dead
>>6779504
Me too thanks
>>6779496
>tattoos
not even one
>>6779504
Iktf too well ki
>>6779516
You are a girl senpai. You on hrt? That outfit that the cd was wearing is kinda bad but it's ok once you start buying girlclothes you'll probably figure out your style.
>>6779516
yeahhh you dont really uhh have much of a chance sorry
>>6779516
shit u are ugly
>>6779528
dude wow this is one of the most disgusting hugboxes ever
>>6779516
kys so i can have name to myself
Why do guys get mad when I call them faggots after they fuck me?
>>6779542
oh hey it's the little girl that doesn't understand thermodynamics
i knew three sarahs before you, and others that spelled it wrong
>>6779548
niceme.me
>>6779548
Which way is the wrong way quiddy
>>6779548
My bb is best Sarah ^^
>>6779442
sorry anon i was eating dinner are you still here i can talk now
Can most people read the phonetic alphabet?
>>6779573
nope :P
>>6779573
Oh. Is it worth learning?
>>6779564
i guess so
burner is jkt1433 at gmail
>>6779544
because they are mad they have smaller dicks
>>6779574
Hiya carol <3 what are you up to
>>6779579
that depends
it would be worth it for me, since I frequently read phonetic transliterations and wish i could easily discern what they meant
>>6779568
November Oscar
>>6779585
Not much :3
I would suck Kiwis tinkler if we'd ever end up hanging out.
>>6779568
Yankee echo sierra
I had to use the phonetic alphabet a lot when I was using the hand radios
>>6779587
I was thinking they meant the International Phonetic Alphabet
NATO Phonetic Alphabet's name makes no sense since it has nothing to do with phonetics D:
>>6779579
you probably mean the spelling thing I just realized
still, most people don't know it
and it's worth learning if you spell stuff over the phone at all
>>6779580
sent
>>6779605
nothing, there's this thing stupidly called the NATO Phonetic Alphabet even though it's a spelling key, where you say words in place of letters to spell things out without confusion
the international phonetic alphabet is handy to learn if you find yourself reading phonetic transliterations, like i said
>>6779590
I would too, but I don't know if she'd like that.
>>6779612
Where do you come across this quid?
>>6779568
I can read IPA
>>6779590
>>6779614
>stopped browsing the thread for a while
>mfw came back and saw this
>tfw you're reading an article on erowid and you read this sentence
>"That doesn't mean cocaine is good for babies,'' Phelps said
I've been laughing my ass off for about 5 minutes over this
>>6779619
come across the nato phonetic alphabet?
idk it's in fairly wide use, so you can spell things recognizably regardless of accents or quality of connection
>>6779627
Oh my kiwi, I didn't think you would be into that, you're making me want a little more than just hugs.
>>6779630
No the transliterations
>>6779631
i think i need to go back to posting infrequently
>>6779634
oh, for foreign names and stuff
usually you'll just be able to look up the word transliterated click "pronounce this" on a dictionary website or something but that doesn't have everything, and most of the time the only time you'll see a normal dictionary word transliterated is in a dictionary :P
>>6779636
but i dont have you added on anything
Penis looks tasty. How do you avoid biting during a bj?
>tfw the irc makes a special permission list for only certain known users
I'm truly am flattered
>>6779644
lips over teeth
>>6779644
You don't
I really wanna go take a shit but I'm in love
>people think deus ex is fiction
>>6779658
good post
if i don't get another summer games skin in overwatch before midnight I will do nothing
screencap this post
>>6779646
>== #mtfg You need to identify to a registered nick to join that channel. Check /msg nickserv help register
pebcac
>>6779672
I tried to register and it wouldn't let me
Idgi
How did you realize you were trans?
>>6779658
What's love got to do with it?
>>6779687
the trans fairy visited me and informed me
unfortunately I was unable to kill her
>>6779685
That's a rizon problem
rtfm
>>6779644
don't.
think of the patriarchy and chow down.
Is Cutest™ Poster™ around?
>>6779701
>tfw no male roommates lap to sit on, as a prank
>>6779687
I had a really bad dream and it made sense out of why little Akaka expected to be a mommy one day, but never would be, and why that broke her heart.
Then, like 6 years later learned that transition was a thing and she'd be homeless if she ever let her parents know.
>>6779687
After getting fucked raw with 30 dicks
>>6779689
What's love but a second hand emotion?
>>6779715
same
>>6779687
I met a trans person who made me realize transition is an actual thing and after that all the thoughts about wanting to be a girl rather than boy ever since i was like 5 years old made a whole lot more sense. I legit thought I was the only person in the world who wanted to be the other gender until then lol.
wow work today wen't well.
I'm officially making money for the transition fund.
tired af though
>>6779715
idktf
>>6779729
I'm a boy, sit on mine
>>6779736
I have a box of prouds for you
>>6779736
thats good, proud of you
what are you doing?
>>6779687
i saw some videos on youtube and realized you dont have to be trutrans to be a tranny, agp works fine
>>6779687
Always knew, what I didn't know was transition was real. Grew up thinking every boy wanted to be a girl but just had to hold it in. The amount I cried thinking it was an unobtainable dream was just fucked.
>>6779733
I also thought I was the only one. I only realized after discovering /lgbt/.
But now I think that transition is a meme and doesn't work
>>6779736
>(((working)))
>>6779737
>I'm a boy
wat da fug lmao
>>6779714
w-who is cutest poster? :3
>>6779736
Good for you Kayla <3
Best of luck <3
>tfw someone asks how you're feeling, you tell them, and then they attack you for it.
>>6779754
how are you feeling lizzy
>>6779745
>what are you doing?
cashier, floor work, hanging clothes. All for a pretty big chain of womens clothing stores. But like I said earlier the manager only hired me because she thought I was amazingly gay and she needed a diverse workforce.
>>6779754
FUCK YOU FOR FEELING GOOD
>>6779751
BOO! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? So little loyalty. How could you?
Cutell pig btw fammli
>>6779754
I didn't attack you, did I?...
>>6779759
yeah sure that must be the reason rawr
>>6779749
>But now I think that transition is a meme and doesn't work
Maybe it does maybe it doesn't, 14 months in I still don't know for sure but it's not like I got an option. I was ready to off myself as a guy so there's no going back, transition or bust.
>>6779751
kill yourself
>>6779762
i was feeling sleepy so i took a nap
did i drop our convo?
i just woke up like 5 minutes ago
>>6779767
what's wrong?
>>6779767
oh sorry
FUCK YOU FOR FEELING BAD
>>6779759
>amazingly gay
well she's not exactly wrong
I just read all of my drunk posts from last night
Whoops
>>6779752
Wanna yaoi?
>>6779772
someone came to me for advice, then i gave them it and then they asked me how I'm feeling. I told them i feel like shit and they thought that was their cue to attack me
>>6779775
way too much
>>6779777
thanks fampai
>>6779772
CUTE
>>6779752
Poorly disguised yuri(-bait?) is happening at this very moment.
>>6779788
if only it were possible
>>6779781
i thought you were one of the happier traps though Ellie
whered all this depression creep in from
>>6779787
i was patient with you?
are you sure?
>>6779789
Don't worry she's been disciplined.
>>6779783
Cock
>>6779780
okay but it has to be platonic :^)
>>6779794
saved
>>6779782
don't let that bring you down
they're not your friend if they give you shit for being honest, especially when you're feeling down
>>6779792
>me
>happy
Kek boo you got it all wrong. Lately I've been more lonely than usual so whenever the thread dies I remember all the terrible feels ya feel
>>6779792
More patient than what I'm used to
>>6779785
>>6779782
That sucks :(
I'm sorry Lizzy, whoever it was sounds like a jerk Tbh.
*hugs*
>>6779783
Woof :3
>>6779805
little early there champ
>>6779796
Are you sure you want to platonic with me?
>>6779803
i honestly just kind of figured you were because you were being receptive to my jokes
why's your life so sad bae?
>>6779804
i cant imagine this being true
im not really a good guy claire
but i guess im happy i could be nice to your drunk ass or something
>>6779824
I'm a tranny with bad anxiety and depression and dysphoria and insecurities and nobody in my life gives a shit about me.
>>6779826
find people that care baka
Cried, told manager I quit, left.
Working with Cis girls all your coworkers hit on all day is depressing.
Also, 16y/o early transitioner sister if a friend went on a bender, trashed her dads house, pulled a gun on him b/c she was high AF. Blames her parents for not loving her, society. She passes 100%, had many situations where cishet boys got her in bed without knowing she was trans, supportive parents, etc. She cries about her angsty teenage life being hard. I thought to myself; even if I tried to tell her what it was like to transition post 23, she'd prolly just make fun of me and call me a freak and shed be right. She's in a psych ward now.
Anyways. Yeah. Day one of no shaving since no job.
>>6779834
It's hard famfam, how did you do it?
>>6779818
ᵉ-ᵉᶫᵃᶰᶰᵃ⋅⋅
>>6779767
You're not garbage to me!
>>6779826
i kind of give a shit about you though
at least i want to
dysphoria is really rough imo. being unable to know what you look like causes a lot of anxiety and shit
>>6779826
>I'm a tranny with bad anxiety and depression and dysphoria and insecurities and nobody in my life gives a shit about me
Pretty sure that's 98% of mtf's
>>6779843
Ayyyyyy
>>6779850
It sounds like it would hurt a lot :c
>>6779849
LMAO
>>6779850
Because I care about people that make an effort to be nice to me, that's why. That's what friends do, right?
>>6779856
i dont get it
>>6779862
i couldnt imagine how lonely that has to feel
especially going through your transition and all
youre making me feel all bad my association
;_;
>>6779864
:c
If I can help you feel better in anyway do say
>>6779862
18 cube of coors light i had a coworker buy b/c my id doesnt look at me anymore.
not really any different. about the same but with the extra nojob buff.
idk.
i plan on going on a 5 day bender before i have to pack to move. druqs and booze abound.
this is just the beginning.
coworker got my number & tried kissing me when i gave him a ride home... i dodged and leaned into the other side of the truck. he legit has aspergers & a cripple hand literally one of 2 guys who ever treated me female.
maybe one day guys who arent high on the spectrum will treat me like a chick. ha
idk.
another day where i dont want to wake up again tomorrow... like the past 17 months.
this is my life now.
>>6779864
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't care about you after how long you've been there for me?
>>6779883
Sorry my dude. Didn't mean to. Look at zach hill drumming so hard his hands bleed since we have to hit image limit
>>6779837
simple i dont they find me
>>6779898
>image limit
Look at my picture of ahri and sona doing yuri stuff <3
>>6779902
If it'd help you. I'm not fantastic at cheering people up but talking about stuff sometimes helps <3
If you want to talk or need to talk then feel free to hmu <3
>>6779902
A lot of people suck, I'm not gonna lie. Do you have literally anyone you can ask for help?
>>6779898
+1 image limit
so what are you gonna add me on so we can speak in private? ive barely learned anything about you besides that cute name
>>6779930
I love you bb <3 <3 <3
>>6779914
wouldn't be the first one.
srsly tho,
i've accepted my life as never looking up.
been that way since 13.
if i am lifted up high, it's only so i can fall farther;
from experience.
don't worry about me, really.
i have one irl person to do that for me.
honestly, 1 irl person i ever only talk to.. my fiance.
other than that, i'm either here or being in seclusion away from people giving e dirty looks and being shitty to me for looking like a tranny.
yalife
wow banned from the irc for refusing to objectify myself
>>6779924
Haha. Oh, boo. We could just use discord unless you object to that.
Just gonna post this same animuu because I can't be raped to get any new images
>>6779936
Oh ):
>>6779954
someday ill find a place where i belong
>>6779949
sure, if you want bae
we could also do steam do if you wanna play sum games
i passed out before i could play overwatch with my buddies today
i need to start sleeping more
this is the last mtfg thread
>>6779918
That's horrible... My offer still holds. I'm moving in tomorrow night if you want a futon to sleep on for a bit.
>>6779965
oh shit weed-man is serious he can take on a black midget
>>6779987
thank fuck
Good morning everyone. How are you?
>>6779945
Are you feeling like a girl yet?
>>6778707
Tried this (and succeeded by my own high standards, living above average cis life, set for career and long term relationship), now I'm 24, stand a lot more to lose from transitioning, and will probably be a hon
GL but don't kill urself pls