What's your ideal type, legbutt? >femboy/twink >kawai

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>mtf
>cooks, cleans
>submissive
>not lewd
>red-pilled
>has a juicy ass

I will never get it how having similar music taste can be so important. I mean sure if you plan on playing with them but just listening? Why

>>6757263
It's called being superficial, anon. I've heard of people breaking up because they listened to different music. How people like that even get together is beyond me.

>Cuddly, chubby, hairy mascbear
>18 to early 20s
>Has a personality that goes beyond tropes, e.g. "jock", "nerd", "gay", etc.
>Medium length scruffy hair, some body modifications maybe, beard, etc.
>Has weird interests and hobbies
>KHV and coy about lewd stuff
>Would watch movies, eat junk food, and go for long walks with me

'snever gonna happen tho...

>ace
>low interest in kissing or romantic gestures besides holding hands and occasional cuddling
>chubby
>tall
>long hair
>into gardening, reading, and cooking
>loves animals and would be okay with keeping various different pets ranging from rats to dogs to ferrets over his lifespan
>preferably not into t-shirts and hoodies
>doesn't make me listen to rap or reggaetone, r&b is allowed though

Slightly feminine, preferably shorter, fun to actually hang out with, and relatively non-promiscuous. Just someone I can have a fulfilling, loving relationship with, but apparently finding someone like this is about as likely as striking gold. Oh well, at least I have video games and alcohol to fill the void.

>>6757351
>finding someone like this is about as likely as striking gold.
>Oh well, at least I have video games and alcohol to fill the void.
gee, wonder who's to blame

physical: (top priority to least priority)
-male
-taller than me
-wider frame than me
-hairy
-beard
-chubby but strong

everything else:
-similar interests and taste but I don't want to date my clone
-knows how to make me laugh
-overprotective
-caring
-can cuddle with me and kiss me 24/7
-likes watching movies

>>6757357
I never meant to imply I was interesting, friend, merely that I've yet to encounter anyone like this. Don't think a whole lot of them would be into shooting or hiking either.

>>6757322
what the fuck does KHV mean?

>>6757369
Well, if you've got a gun and you meet a person like that, you can "persuade" them to go hiking.

>>6757383
Koi herpesvirus

>>6757227
FTM that is okay with PIV
Dicks are intimidating

>>6757383
Kisless, handholdless/hugless virgin.
Basically just extremely inexperienced.

>>6757322
are you KHV too?

>>6757419
Of course.

I feel like this comment is too short so I'm just adding this.

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>>6757412
S-sounds gay

>>6757442
>Being a virgin past the age of consent
>Typically gay

wut

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>tall
>/fit/
>big hips
>femme
>pale
>sub in bed
>introverted
>shares some of my interests
>doesn't eat stinky stuff like garlic
>likes dogs

>>6757263
It can get pretty huge if they use speakers and you plan to move together
Plus you want to share some interests and music is the main interest for a lot of people
I don't need to someone to go to festivals with but I want to at least have something to talk to you about and music is the best bet after video games

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>>6757227
Even split between short+dainty qtpie guy and a strong athletic one that looks like he walked out of a nazi propaganda poster.

Personality-wise I like an affectionate, intellectual guy with curiosity in his attitude to life and responsible life style.

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>>6757577
>responsible life style
>gay

>>6757393
That's not very romantic, and I'm an incredibly sappy guy.

>>6757585
Unfortunately true. I'm a bitter and jaded borderline alcoholic, and from what I've seen, I'm one of the better cases.

>>6757587
Best of luck.

>>6757243
GET OUT

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>complete weeb
>more feminine but boyish is OK too, ideally not trans
>about my height/build (slightly on the smaller/skinnier side) or a bit taller
>strong sense of humour
>memefriend
>not quiet and shy around me
>up for a 'best friends' type relationship with constant adventures, #bants and just generally being stupid and funny and doing things (Rather than just sitting around cuddling all the time)
>dominant/protective, likes to exploit my vulnerable side sometimes

just stupid anime shit constantly, that would be perfect.

>>6757585
Well at least someone with a steady job or sensible college education that he takes seriously.

>>6757322
What kind of weird hobbies, because this is almost me to a T.

>>6758749
Anything that's not normie, really.
Making comics, writing a book, conlanging, extreme sports, playing obscure vidya/LARPing, learning the accordian, whatever.
I don't really mind - I just like people who are passionate about something and can hold a conversation about it. When people talk about normie hobbies, the conversation normally sounds like every other conversation ever.

>>6758805
Well writing a book is I guess a weird hobby. I do have a few that probably fit the description.

>>6758849
Cool.
W-were you suggesting something with these posts?
I mean, I have no idea what your ideals type is.

>>6757227
someone with similar motivations, goals and communciation style. everything else is salad dressing

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>>6757263
I'm a musician and, while music taste doesn't matter, I'd really like someone who could understand arts or specifically music theory. But it's not really that important.

Tall, slim, masculine features, perverted
Jordan is just my youtube crush, but his face is 10/10 to me

>>6757227
>20-25 years
>some but not much body hair, can grow a nice beard, short hair
>fit/stocky, willing to work out together
>tight ass, big shoulders and thighs
>shorter than me but not by much (I'm 6'1 so not that hard) so I can tease him
>no lithp, bright faggy clothes, piercings or other faggot shit, can go out on dates without embarrassing me
>top/verse
>likes film, maybe vidya
>prefers to stay at home and chill but likes partying more than me
>has his own hobbies and friends
>emotionally supportive and available
>not black

>>6759375
>tfw all of these but black

>>6759394
Ouch. Sorry man but my dick likes what my dick likes.
Plus we probably live like a continent apart.

>>6759375
Pretty much my requirements too, except for the last point and 5th point

hmmm...
>Close to my height
>A bit gaunt and androgynous
>Vane
>Extroverted
>Cynical
>Borderline Alcoholic
>Top
>Has a job

>>6757243
I want you in my ass PLEASE

>tall, hairy and naturally musclefat
>has a manual job because that's what he chose to do
>loves hiking and spending sundays walking in the woods
>has the comfiest sweaters
>kind at heart, funny, witty
>learns me stuff, likes to learn stuff from me, or from anyone for that matter
>reads in bed every night before sleeping
>was a "discreet and calm" kid
>mostly a top

I wouldn't be able to deal with a relationship so either nothing or a professional sniper who can blow my brains out from 200 m away

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>>6757499
Tfw
>tall
>/lit/
>big hips
>femme
>pale
>sub in bed
>introverted
>shares some of your interests
>doesn't eat stinky stuff like garlic
>likes dogs

>>6757227
Someone sensitive, caring and understanding. Brave. They have to be someone I can look up to. And I'm not just saying that because I'm a manlet.

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>>6757227
>trans or cis woman
>a little older than me
>tall and physically adept, preferably taller and stronger than me
>physically feminine or androgynous
>into bdsm and prefers to dom in bed
>very much physically affectionate
>has a decent job and good career prospects
>can fix a car and some basic utility stuff around the house
>socially liberal/libertarian leaning
>pro 2nd amendment
>likes memes
>has similar tastes in film, music and vidya

>>6757361

Pretty much this. Though I'm not very picky and don't expect any guy to meet some high standard and check marks.

>>6757243
t b h would date u

My ideal type.. That's kinda hard since I'm not too picky. But for sake of the topic I'll try to be.

>Twink or femboy body type
>Likes video games
>Likes yaoi, fanfics, anime and stuff like that
>Likes Stand up comedy
>Prefers being submissive

I think this is the end of my list. I don't really mind if someone I'm dating doesn't really listen to the same music as me. Or if they have a lower sex drive. I'm satisfied with kisses and cuddles.

>>6757227
> Someone who is masculine but not a dudebro faggot

It doesn't exist

>pretty femme cis girl
>feminine personality and energy
>outgoing and passionate
>likes outdoorsy activities
>good hygiene
>good self esteem/image
>functionally smart
>not SJW or super liberal

>>6757227
>Trans or cis woman
>Tall(er than me)
>Dominant
>Older (not like granny shit but maybe like mid-late 20's)
>Likes cuddling and stuff but also pretty kinky
>Maybe a little athletic, has to be skinny
>Cute short hair but not dyke-y
>Similar kinks, interests and political views.
>Introverted and romantic
>Protective and clingy
Obv doesn't need to fit all of these or any other requirement but current GF fills most, so it's possible.

>bear type: stocky, like facial hair (relatively masculine outwardly appearance but no forced personality)
>likes music, especially jazz, electronic, hip-hop
>plays video games with me
>likes to read, considers himself intelligent but not overly pretentious
>kind, funny
>into kinky stuff (gagging, harnesses, bondage)
>preferably black or at least anti-racist

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>>6757227
>not fat
>the more muscular the better
>no beard (besides a satyr goatee)
>the least bodyhair the better
>not into open relationships
>NOT A LIBERAL
>long hair
>into kinky shit
>willing to do romantic stuff
>into guns

>another femboy
>loyal
>smart
>kind

>out of my league

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>>6762760
Too true

>long hair
>facial hair
>otter bod/slightly muscular
>or at the very least not fat
>artsy
>has weird interests that I've never heard of
>able to talk about music and weird movies with me
>adventurous
>sexually dominant
Too bad I will never find love *~*

>>6757227
> twink, a bit fem but not too much, would be ok with passable transwoman but am not actively searching for one
> cute butt, smooth skin, slim to average body, smaller than me (I'm 6'4" shouldn't be a problem) and a decent face
> should be into natural sciences or humanities (no art or social sciences)
> physics or philosophy student would be perfect
> should be into literature
> always a bit shy, even around me
> likes to cuddle
> wants monogamy (emotionally and sexually)
> preferably red pilled
> not too degenerate if possible
> not one of those pride faggots
> max. 2-3 sexual partners before me
> should at least not dislike metal and (neo-)classical music
doubt that I'll ever find someone like this, so I'm pretty much at the point that I'm just ok with cuddles, monogamy and decent looks

>>6757227

>masculine
>5"10 or 5"11
>wears a suit fairly often
>kind and charming
>ripped
>loves to cuddle
>lots of fun sisters

>>6763428
I kinda fit a lot of these
Contact info?

>ottermode
>smarter than me
>redpilled
>early to mid 20s
>wants a healthy monogamous relationship
>wants to hike and go hunting with me
>kinky as fuck but strictly on the down low

>>6763742
I have a kik yeah

Just reply with your username when you get one

>not a dick
>not needy or clingy
>understands that im extremely introvert and need 95% alone time

thats it. be any gender

>Bara FTM/Bear that's cuddly and 6'4+
>Likes vidya, animu, and comics
>Outgoing and into the same things as I am
>KHV
>Not a raging sjw or /pol/
>Loyal

That's all I want

>>6758970
My ideal type is pretty much OP's.

>>6765226
Oh.
Not sure what your taste in music is, but
>match on almost everything
>but chubby smallbear

At least I know that people of my ideal type definitely exist in this world.
Somewhere.

Skinny
Not too tall
Nice
Not a Degenerate
Not too hairy

>dark/unnatural coloured hair
>stylish
>as much similar interests as possible
>likes talking
>not selfish
>is lgbt
>likes going places but is down to chilling at home for days too

>>6757227

>has a face
>is fine with not having sex
>enjoys cuddling
>likes swapping clothes
>buys me flowers

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This thread is making me realize that I don't really have THAT much of a preferred type. I mean, the person would have to be female (trans or cis is cool).. and she'd have to be a kind and interesting person who I was physically attracted to and we're good to go. There are some minor things that'd I'd prefer in a partner but it's not a "oh, she'd have to like these things and would have to look like this.. and would be open to this in the bedroom and" blah blah blah.

>Would be okay with what I like and do and vice versa.
>Would have to be 100% cool with me (I'm mtf, btw) keeping and using my penis for sex.
And, for a trans partner
>Obviously mtf
>Actively transitioning (kind of a given)
>Non-op and okay with using her penis and letting me enjoy it as well.

I would however kill for a Dom type girlfriend... I've never had somebody else ask me out (despite having dated a number of people and finding out, while single, that there were plenty of people who were interested in me).... the most I ever got was one girl who told me to ask her out but I don't want something like that again... I want someone to just walk up to me and confidently ask me out or better yet just straight up walk up to me and tell me that "We're going out on a date!" without asking me if I even want to or not.. I mean, I'd obviously have to be into her but thinking about something like that happening makes me mfw.
She wouldn't have to be a total dom in the bedroom though... like predominantly would be really cool but I would like some role reversal here and there.

A corpse

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i just want my bf to be able to hypnotize me

what does it mean to be redpilled?

redpilled in what field or area?

>>6768243
y'know, not buying into the MSM narrative and looking at the cold hard facts. realizing that the entire democratic party is at the hands of george soros and other elites who are using everything they can to stop Trump from blowing their master plan apart.

race realism. anti-islam. all that good shit.

>>6768266
What (from the conservative viewpoint) is the endgame of the democrat's "master plan"? just out of curiosity

>>6768318
I don't speak for everyone, but it's to push for globalism and open borders. Effectively it's keeping the rich elite at the top to form an oligarchy. We're seeing a sort of it in the EU and all the refugees, also they didn't plan for the conservative backlash that is building up.

It could all just be innocent, yet maligned altruism from the left. But with Wikileaks releasing a considerable amount of information to the contrary, it's making more and more sense.

If you're on the fence - just realize the political left, while "good natured", is pushing for mass importations of people from the middle east, an overwhelming majority of them wanting you dead for being in any way homosexual.

>>6763603
>tfw im all of these except otter

Ill get ripped for you, anon-kun. Not sure if I'm smarter through, we'll see.

>>6768359
>is pushing for mass importations of people from the middle east
??????
who is

>>6768469
>all of those except otter
That's cool. I could stand to lose about 20lb, we can gym and eat right together.

>not sure if I'm smarter
Probably, I'm not that smart. I just want to be the brawn not the brains.

Are you into slightly socially awkward 28 year old bears?

>does the dishes
>likes getting a lot of physical affection
>can pick me up
>is into romantic/sexual roleplay + sharing fantasies through art and kink
>very into learning new skills
>very organized and patient as i'm autistic as fuck

>>6768706
art is a loose concept...
also like, how do you know you can pick me up? you haven't tried yet.
>you live in WA or west Canada?

>>6768766
oh yeah also i'm a 5'6 trans dude so like, you probably could

>>6765400
What are your interests?

>>6761341

This is me. Do you have any other requirements? If I meet them I could drop my contact info?

I have to work on myself (mentally and physically) before I'm up for dating again, but...

>femme
>thin
>nerdy interests
>loves animals
>sexually submissive
>super liberal
>into all my weird shit

Everything except the last requirement is doable. Cis lesbians tend not to want to be pegged with a BD dildo as I come deep inside them with it.

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>>6757227

>Must be doing what he loves, preferably self employed
>Redpilled on the right issues, or a tolerable mix of purplepilled
>Doesn't mind being alone/in small groups, or at the very least can deal with my chronic introversion
>Must like travel/being out in nature
>Must like animals
>Doesn't care that I'm a furfag
>Ok with FtMs who don't do PiV


>Close to my age, late 20s, early 30s
>Masculine/fit
>Must be cis
>Must be white
>Not a complete weeb

Of course,
>Redpilled
>Into FTMs

Ain't never gonna happen.

>>6757227
>be qt
>not vomit at my face
Bara/twink is fine
>romantic things, like holding hands
>monogamous
>share responsibilities and interest(??)
>khv(??)
>go on walks, play video games, stuff
>be taller than me (I'm a manlet)
Oh well
>things that never happen

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>>6768583
>p-please respond Anon-san

Your push/pull game is strong senpai, I want to be your big dumb lug.

>>6757361
This!

>>6769255
I don't think I have any other requirements. If you still want to drop those contact details, cool.

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>>6757227
>>'intellectual'/cultured

Do weebs that like Eva & Serial Experiment Lain count?

>>6759233
For real though, Jordan is perfect husbando material.

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>is nice
>actively working towards a goal
>wants me to do my best and does what they can to help when i need it
>likes hugs and to cuddle
>will play tactical games with me
>is introspective in times of hardship
>is open to trying new things in life

>>6773908
You bet.

>>6757361
>tfw this but can't grow a beard
Kill me boys.

Biscum, 6'2'' male here
>shorter than me
>feminine, so femboys and mtf are still on the table
>nice ass and really into butt stuff
>total sub in bed and likes my dom streak
>calls me daddy only in bed
>cute and likes to cuddle
>smooth all over
>long hair, preferably not blonde
>open and honest about their feelings on serious topics, doesn't play bs games
>transparent about their thoughts, even if we disagree
>willing to engage in discourse without fighting
>not too much of an ideologue, doesn't lean too far to either extreme politically,
>kind and caring
>I'm studying to become a teacher so they would have to be willing to spend most nights at home cuddling with me while I grade papers
>very affectionate and forward with their affection physically while being shy verbally
>willing to travel with me around the U.S. and eventually the world
>doesn't get drunk often
>doesn't need to be incredibly intelligent but enjoys learning and is curious

That was a lot, and I don't expect to really find anyone who fits all of that. Clearly, they're not hard and fast rules.

>long hair, nice smile
>really gentle and tender
>soft skin/lips
>tall and a bit chubby
I'm describing my bf

>>6771851
Not really, but I'm lonely enough to the point I can't be picky. Just as long as you're fine with cuddling.

>>6765188
>implying you wouldn't want /pol/ as a bf

>>6765351
>gay
>not a degenerate

KEK

>>6757227
>is a virgin
>cultured
>wants to grow old with me
>wants kids
[spoiler]is a top[/spoiler]

>>6760222
Heyyy ;)
All but tall :(

>>6760222
I am all that. Don't know about hips. You'd have to rate. Tell me about yourself.

>>6773885

Judging by your reply times I think you might be in a totally different timezone..

>>6776125
I might be, I dunno. Or I could've been doing something. I don't think I'd rule that out as a possibility. Where are you from?

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big guy for me

>>6757227
>Long well kept hair
>Likes long hair
>Not too built, not a wet noodle either, about as fit as me
>Is into kinky shit and willing to fight for top position every night. Isn't afraid of bruises.
>Is a bit cultured but not too intelligent. To be honest, I'd feel more comfortable with someone slightly dumber than me as long as they have basic general knowledge.
>Doesn't really know how to cook so I can take it upon myslef and have it lighter on the other chores.
>Penis or vagina doesn't matter, as long as they know how to give oral.
and the part that breaks the deal everytime:
>is in france

>>6762395
I think I got what you're looking for my friend..

>>6776156

The UK.

>>6776478
Yeah, different time zone. I'd be your friend though.

>>6775885
That's too bad senpai, I want somebody who's as into me as I'm into them. Kinda happy being on my own otherwise. I'd be your pal though, I can cuddle like a motherfucker too.

>>6776493

Cool, I posted my email in the Weeb room thread, it's the first one there.

>>6773908
yup, Serial Experimental Lain sp00ks the shit outta me too

>>6776426
cool... do you want to talk? I need friends desu

>>6757322
I'm cutting down on my weight, but that's me. I'm 20 and get extremely uncomfortable talking about my sex life and what I like in bed.

>>6757577
That's me anon, alas, I am taken.

>>6774102
I'm the guy that made that shitty list. Beards are amazing and they make me melt, but I don't mind beardless guys. As long as you're taller than me and wider than me, everything should work out great (which should be easy since I'm a 5'5 string bean)

also,
everything else >>>>>>> physical

I'm one of those "hurr durr soul over body" fags

>>6779839
Sure, but
>similar interests and tastes
and
>knows how to make me laugh
Aren't really clear either. I'm 6'3'' so taller than you is definitely checked off, and I find it very unlikely that I would not be wider than you, but I might be too overprotective/caring or anyone's taste.

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>>6757227

>femboy/twink
>Shorter than me 5'8
>Likes cuddles
>Cute gay/girly voice
>I hate animu but can force myself to watch it with the right guy.

I will find you Sempai!

>>6757227
>Rebellious
>Knowledgeable
>Has authentic tastes
>Somewhat redpilled
>Willing to do drugs without them taking over his life
>Would be okay with going to techno and Balkan 90s music parties with me
>His life isn't centered around him being gay
>Decently looking

>>6781376
I can agree with this in part. Except the drug thing. It's just not that appealing.

Authentic tastes in what way, dudebro?

Rebellious?

Yeah, the best thing about me and the bf's relationship is we don't center our relationship around the fact we're gay. We just act like a normal straight couple for the most part. We despise gay pride because of all the fetish shit that it displays.

Balkan 90s music?

>>6781450
DESU I meant "rebellious" as in "doesn't blindly follow the unwritten norms of the society just to be liked".
"Authentic tastes" as in likes what he likes, not because it's popular.
If you know a better term for those two (or even better, the one that combines them) please do tell me. Mind you, I'm not a native speaker, so I could be using some of the terms in the wrong way.

As for Balkan 90s music, have a listen:
www youtube com/watch?v=uU4JMLj5ZE4

>>6781490
wew lad that pretty gay. catchy tho.

>>6781506
Very catchy and the lyrics are pretty lighthearted, too. It was a difficult period in Serbia during that time, so I guess the people needed a distraction.

They don't exist, and if they did they wouldn't be interested in me.

>>6781250
>Match everything
>Hates anime

Fuck off ;_;

>>6781592
I'm also a 5'8 subby fem with intellectual interests who hates anime

Fight me

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>femme into chubby butches

sigh

>>6781638

I'm 5' 6“ and about as strong as a mild breeze, this isn't a fight I can win.

>>6781638
Im a 6'3" runner. I'll fuck u up.

>>6781710
>tfw chubby butch into femmes

I already posted in the thread, so I'm sure you passed my degeneracy right on by >>6769314.

>>6781638
Imma breed the shit out of you so much you'll be begging to watch animu

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>>6781638

I'm >>6781805 and this man >>6781843 will now be fighting on my behalf. I hope you brought a suitcase to carry your sorry self to Jamaica, because he's gonna go Usain Bolt on your ass.

>>6769237
Video/table top games, fantasy/scifi media, music & travelling, for example.

>>6782549
i think you misunderstood my post lol, i'm the chubby butch into femmes

but eyyyy butch solidarity

>>6780637
>>similar interests
top 3 shows:
top 3 movies:
3 songs that would basically describe your main music taste:
3 hobbies:
>>knows how to make me laugh
I laugh at the dumbest shit ťbh. As long as you're not an Eeyore and your humor doesn't rely 100% on jokes than you shouldn't have to worry.

Do people actually get hitched on these kinds of threads? love can be found on 4chan? I'm not really interested in relationships right now but if you answer the questions correctly, we could work it out maybe.

>but I might be too overprotective/caring or anyone's taste.
I'm the clingiest person known to man so don't even worry bout it

>>6776426
also, what are you looking for?

>>6759233
Is he gay?

>>6782687
If by Usain Bolt you mean he's going to run away from me at 10m/s, then I understand.

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>>6757227
>a bit nerdy
>chubby
>hairy
>into kinky shit

>>6784344
1/2
I'm not even sure, anon. Jumping into anything too quickly would be unfair to you, yeah? But who knows, if I don’t completely turn you off here something could happen. In any event, I hope I don’t disappoint you too much. Apologies in advance for the bloody fucking novel. I gave way too much thought to this. Its late and I’m exhausted from school, and I can get carried away sometimes. My last partner picked basically everything we watched for the past few years so this'll be hard, because very often I didn't care what I was watching so long as it was with him. I’m sure that this list would change depending on who I was with. I like to think of myself as a decently eclectic person in that I can appreciate many things. I'll include a guilty pleasure for each of these so you know I'm not someone who is trying to convey good/refined taste, as being restricted to 3 is actually pretty difficult mang. Keep in mind, I'm of the mindset that I can enjoy something even if I don't think it is very good. I'll also try to include things that come from different genres (i.e. no more than one drama for the movie section).
>top 3 shows
House of Cards
Here I would say Jeopardy!-If only cause I like the feeling of participating and competing with my other viewers- but I do not know if that qualifies for you as it’s a game show.
Guilty pleasure for stupid humor is probably American Dad. I know it’s awful but it makes me laugh in spite of that. I like other normie shit like Stranger Things, Breaking Bad, Batman TAS, Always Sunny, HIMYM and GoT, but I don't have very much interest in watching television lately.
>top 3 movies
Empire Strikes Back (exciting pick I know)
The Departed
Guilty pleasure is The Princess Bride.
.

>>6785765
>3 songs
Music is my weakest area here. For the most part I listen to podcasts or debates when I’m driving or what have you.
Roundabout by Yes (I prefer Thick as a Brick but that's too pretentious and long)
Dark Fantasy by Kanye West (Friend is a huge Kanye fan and it rubs off. Not too fond of the guy or most of his music, but damn if this song isn’t good. Probably the only rap I’m familiar with, however)
Guilty pleasure for this one is Build Me Up Buttercup by The Foundations. I like simple music when I don’t want to think too hard.
>3 hobbies
For the longest time playing games has been a pretty big hobby of mine. I’ve recently lost interest in solo games and can only really play with one or two friends, but that’s more or less because I enjoy the company. One friend is trying to get me into D&D so I might finally relent on that.
Reading. I enjoy talking a lot, as you can probably tell, but I’m perfectly content with snuggling up with a book and enjoying quiet company in private. I can include my favorite books if you care.
I am interested in starting to travel more. I come from a nowhere bumfuck town and getting out of here, when I can, has been fantastic. Navigating the subways of Boston on my own was its own little adventure for me. I come from a town with a population >10k and had never been on a subway train, a plane, or in a taxi before this year. Flying is enjoyable to me and I’d like to visit the Grand Canyon and Yellowstone in the near future. But, for now, I’ll say working out. I had neglected it for too long and I feel a lot better since I started. Helps me to clear my head.
>I laugh at the dumbest shit ťbh. As long as you're not an Eeyore and your humor doesn't rely 100% on jokes than you shouldn't have to worry.
By jokes you mean the classic “set up and punchline” joke? Because those are pretty dull, forced humor, I agree.
>I'm the clingiest person known to man so don't even worry bout it
Mate I don’t think so.

>>6781592

I don't hate animu as such i just haven't seen anything good for years as far as TV series go.

>Hayao Miyazaki is a god...

>Just feminine looking, mtf or femboy or boy is ok
>at least somewhat fem personality
>kind and nurturing and patient
>Not short
>is dominant
>would be my mommy
>likes jokes a lot
if they enjoy acting cute or being nurtured too, its a plus
>likes being cooked for and given gifts

>>6785608

That's me! I love hobbit poo!

>>6786290

We might be on the same page. When was the last time you enjoyed anime? I watch and enjoy current series but there's definitely been a shift in quality. Try changing the stuff you'd normally watch, that helped me a lot.

>>6785771
wow you really unloaded here. you didn't have to treat it like an interview, but I'm glad you did. this was really cute to read ^-^

honestly, I'm not that harsh when it comes to other people's tastes. I love it when someone knows something I don't. I think our interests might be too disparate though.. I'm not sure, I'll quickly mirror my questions and you can be the judge of that.

all from the top of my head:
>top 3 shows
Rick and Morty
Black Mirror
GoT
>top 3 movies
Pulp Fiction
10 Cloverfield Lane
Forrest Gump
>3 songs
Lorn- Acid Rain
Kaytranada- Glowed Up
Jnthn Stein- Berlin lll
>3 hobbies
Doodling and other artsy shit
Sometimes I write
Biking around places

I can see what you mean. Being limited to 3 choices was debilitating... I hope I got those right

I really liked and agree with a lot of the stuff you put. sorry I can't comment on all of them, I don't think I'm as passionate as you..
I really liked the stuff about traveling though and Yellowstone is beautiful, i've been there before and wouldn't mind going again
I want to travel a bunch in the future too.
I want to see things, I want to experience things...

>>6787070
>>/reddit/

>>6787075
pretty accurate thanks

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> twink
>likes literature beyond garbage like harry potter and palahniuk
>listens to japanese psychedelic/noise rock
>as depressed as me

christ. i guess i just want to date myself in twink form.

>>6787102
Those are ridiculous things to look for in people, have you ever even dated anyone?

>>6781376
I'm okay with the balkan music as long as it isn't serbian or turbofolk.

>>6787233
yeah, ive had a few serious relationships. its not like they have to fit all the criteria, thats just what i want ideally

>>6787102

I'm a 'femboy' (God I hate that term) and I've seen Acid Mothers Temple live loads of times.

Not interested or anything but thought I'd mention it.

>>6787835
Shouldn't have mentioned it, cocksucker

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>>6787070
I'll take a look then. And yeah, I'm really interested when people have disparate interests. I think the point of relationships, both platonic and romantic, are to find others who exhibit characteristic you don't and to learn and grow with them. A different interest simply means you have something else to offer, yeah? Naturally, there's such a thing as too different.
>Rick and Morty
Can't believe I forgot about this one. I'm really excited for season 3. Love that existential and absurd nature of the show, as well as the humor. I fell in love when I saw a lot of Camus' writing mirrored in the show.
>Black mirror
Never heard of that one.
>GoT
Really love the series and have been meaning to get around to the books. What were your thoughts on S6? I really liked it my first watch through but on further reflection I'm a bit more lukewarm for a few reasons.
>Pulp Fiction
Didn't want to include Tarantino because I can't choose a movie.
>10 Cloverfield Lane
I've been dying to see this movie since my friend has been raving about it.
>Forrest Gump
Good movie.
>3 songs
I've never heard any of the songs you've listed but I'll give them a listen and tell you what I think after.
>Doodling and other artsy shit
I can't draw to save my life, honestly. Art has never been my strong suit, and aesthetics is a topic I generally try to avoid. Not because I dislike it, but I generally try to defer to those who are more knowledgeable.
>Sometimes I write
You can write while I read, ez. But seriously, I enjoy writing essays to condense and codify my ideas, but I'm not much of a creative writer. What do you usually write?
>Biking around places
Unfortunately, where I live if I didn't have a car I'd be screwed. There's almost nowhere to bike to, unless I were doing it solely for the exercise.

I'm incredibly jealous you've been to Yellowstone. Some people find it to be a hassle, but travelling is a lot of fun even on my own. If you want to talk more, do you have Skype/discord?

>>6787946
Post butt and we'll talk

>>6787992
kek

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>>6787840

Why not? They're always touring.

>>6787992
But anon, I only top.

>>6774189
Me:
>5'10"
>sexually submissive but not in real life
>cuddly
>dark-haired
>love to travel
>kinda smooth and not at all hairy
>enjoy intellectual conversations

Haha I match most of your preferences

>>6787946
this whole thing is really messy

I'd love to keep talking, but on Skype

skype: Sebinia Stewart

>Not noticeably older or younger than myself (24. Wanting someone in the 20s is probably fine, right?)
>Has a cute face I guess
>Doesn't care that I have no ambition
>Doesn't care that I have no money
>Won't expect me to keep up conversation or things when i'm in a mood I don't feel like socializing with anyone
>Doesn't mind my shitty beard, 6'4" height that means I constantly smash my stupid fucking head into things, doesn't mind that i'm fat, but also doesn't mind that i'm working on losing weight. Just cut out all soda a month ago, in fact
>Doesn't belittle my interests with the expectation that i'll offer the same courtesy

Pretty much just someone willing to stand me.

Not really hoping for anything at this point.

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>>6788373
> not hoping for anyone at this point
gee wonder why?

>>6788326
sent

>>6788416
Because i'm a fundamentally flawed human being? Yeah.

I just wanted to post in a thread because I was bored, dude.

>>6788259
well bang, ok?

>>6757412
me

:s

>>6788539
ok! contact info?

>>6789866
It was a meme friendo. I'm not a total degenerate.

>>6757227

> Male
> Got his shit together
> Around my age (early 20s)
> Short hair
> Not chubby or too stocky
> Kind, intelligent, funny, loving
> Has his own hobbies and friends
> Enjoys reading
> Not a druggie/alcoholic
> Top/Vers when it comes to sex
> Cock larger than mine (preferably uncut), love the size difference
> Cuddly
> Aggressive in the sheets but gentle in the streets
> Monogamous

>>6786800

I liked/loved Ergo Proxy but the ep's were way to short to maintain the plot.

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>>6789933
Mfw someone gets flashed this hard

>>6791909

What was it that appealed to you? I think Ergo Proxy was one of the very first anime I watched but I was hunting for cyberpunk action series at the time and it kinda bored me. It's been on my rewatch pile for a while though.

I used to be mainly into moeshit and mahou shoujo but there's not much of the latter anymore and the former seems to lack the humour it once had. I find myself enjoying pseudo-fujobait now, it's surprising how much of it is actually legitimately good and enjoyable.

I want a cute femboy who will cook with me and is a switch, I am not home much but when I do I want someone to love and have fun with, lewd and not.
I am a 18yo 5'6" twink that's a bit fem..

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>>6774189
I-I fit into that pretty well

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>>6791950
this thread is pretty great

>>6792498
Where you live bb?

ideal girlfriend:
>same height or taller than me (i'm 5'1)
>very gay
>sadist, or at least ok with me being a masochist
>bilingual (not necessary but it would be pretty cool since my first language is spanish)
>plays an instrument

>>6795254
I'm the top three, but that's about it.

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my type depends on height me being 5'11, which I guess is kinda weird

generally:
>not sjw
>loves to cuddle
>some shared interests, vidya, movies, nerd stuff
>doesn't mind binge watching stuff

Taller than me:
>Dom
>strong enough to pick me up but flat tummy
>some body hair is ok as long as not Sasquatch
>Stubble if fine but not a full beard
>protective of me
>outdoorsy
>reserved but assertive

Shorter than me:
>Sub
>Femboy or Twink
>short hair ok but no shorter than a pixy cut
>smooth and hairless
>extrovert who gets me out of my comfort zone
>kinky, but blushes about it.
>loves physical attention

>>6795476
O:
morrowind meme marry me senpai

>>6795517
b-but are you a big guy or little guy?

>>6795575
For you

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>>6795826
>tfw when no qt /tv/ bf to banepost with while we jerk each other off several times per day and eventually butt fuck him relentlessly while he moans "you're a big guy"

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>>6795302
you sound cute

>>6757603
No, you're not. You sound way worse just from that brief description.

>>6757227
>tfw no art-loving, hiking, surfing, skiing, weed smoking, intelligent, funny, chill bf ;-;

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>>6796317
he's right...
most of us don't get the happy ending but being an alcoholic chantard is nothing compared to being a homeless junkie selling themselves for drug money. Be grateful that you lucked out and don't have substance abuse problems due to being sheltered.

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>>6757227
>What's your ideal type

I like bara men first and foremost when i'm feeling like a bottom

then i like femboys too when i'm feeling more like a top

i flip-flop versatile like that since i'm tall and muscular but smooth and have a great ass

>>6795174
Germany

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>smart
>quiet
>taller than me (5'10)
>fit
>super affectionate
>masculine (personality and appearance)
>protective
>preferably Asian if male or White if female

My taste is absolutely nothing special.

>>6797080
Oh, plus having a fetish for white girls would be a giant plus.

>>6797087
Fetish for whites is for Asians and niggers

>>6796642
Truly part of the master race.

>clean-cut
>successful and intelligent
>tall, built-to-overweight but never skinny
>loving, caring, and understanding
>protective
>any point from the center of the political spectrum to the far left, had an ex who was a literal trump supporter and even though I'm all for respecting every ideology he was dumb as a door
>kinky as fuck
>imposing presence
>sexually aggressive even though socially comforting
>confident
>romantic
>softly commands me on what I can and cannot do on pretty much every aspect of life
>open about his feelings

I hit the jackpot with my bf. Fits pretty much everything to the bill, except maybe tall and he's still struggling with full on emotional openness.