So a group of old gay men were in a hot tub when all of a sudden some semen rose to the surface of the water, then one old man said "what one of you fags farted?"
No no, there is a much better version, though its best spoken.
A bunch of gays were in a sauna.
*pssh* said one
*sigh* said the other
And the third one went *fart*
The first gay suddenly exclaimed:
>Get him boys, he's a virgin!