gaygen Irish Bf edition

>>6731460
>tfw have a slight fetish for Ireland after reading skulduggery pleasant as a kid
>tfw no skeleton detective bf to give me his bone and teach me magic

>>6731460
firstly, those lads are the pride of ireland, really showing how the cork boys do it
secondly, hey there? I actually know quite a bit about dublin

>sweat potato

>>6731471
you read skulduggery ? awesome man. I finished the series, all my friends read the books actually, its strange. I always assumed that it was a very irish book, that only irish kids read.

>>6731472

...hey... unfortunately I don't live in Ireland... or near it

Also what do you think of the English and the Scotish

>>6731460
>not posting previous thread
>>6729773
>not posting chat
tinychat /notgaygen
>not posting zee maps
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1173128

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

>>6731481
its g. just saying
England, the ones that aren't up their own hole are pretty cool and sound. otherwise, fuck em
scotlands just a bunch of posers, ey

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>everyone want Scottish bears as BF's
>tfw Scottish bottom

>>6731475
Hey sweaty :)

>>6731480
I picked up the first book when I was like 11 because I thought the cover was nice, and I got fucking ENGROSSED in the series until I was 15. Have yet to read the last two books, but I also remember seeing some boy I was crushing on with one of the books at school when I was 14-15, I asked him about it and he just shoved it into his bag and said "yeah, it's alright" then walked away. Fucking fag, I bet he has a girlfriend now or something

>>6731491
>its g. just saying

?

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>>6731496
scotts are hotter I have to admit

Who is your tripfag crush?

>>6731484
He was too excited to talk about wanting Irish bf ):

Total World Population: 7.4 Billion+

White Population (exclusively european whites, not hispanics/latinos/mexicans/cubans/etc.): roughly 500 Million

All the data of the white population includes Hispanics/Latinos/Mexicans who identify as white! In reality European Whites are a dying race.

>>6731504
yeah the last two (the dying of the light and ... deathbringer?) are pretty good, i'd recommend if at least to complete it. they certainly aren't the best but aren't the worst.
>>6731509
oops, I mean to type "its grand," and the just saying was meant towards my first comment as to remove any awkward connotations their could be
>>6731517
could you blame him? :P

>>6731504
I'm perfectly dry, thanks.

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>>6731516
SP, but then again I'm obviously bias.

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>>6731521
Omg werk

>>6731496

Ahm puir radge fur yer ladpussy

>>6731528
Hey jup weird question but did you ever post on forums as Juppeta?

>>6731523
You're so sweat and honest

>>6731522
Honestly I'm so tempted to finish the series, but I've just caught up with the stormlight archive and I have plans to move onto some other recommended fantasy stuff.

>>6731528
He actually looks muscular there

>>6731528

Does he do that when he powerbottoms

>>6731460
They're ugly. They look inbred

>>6731529

The truth is White/Anglo/European people make up between 5-7% of the world's population, making them the real 'minorities' on the planet.

It's sad. :(

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>>6731528
Fight me.

>>6731533
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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>>6731536
lol wut?

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>>6731543
I don't care

>>6731537
that's completely fair. you're not missing ground breaking fiction.its just a fun romp
>>6731542
>this is what the welsh actually believe
>>6731547
chris o dowd is the best. I met him on a train once. nice guy

>>6731543
When I'm older I'll be a minority in my own country, so i don;t know if i want to live a long live honestly.

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>>6731540
That's because he is you moron.

>>6731547

It's the Japanese name for a Pokemon and a user by that name, who was incidentally gay posted in several forums in the early 2000s

>>6731550

I'd like to meet a train on him if you know what i mean

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>>6731528

>SP before meeting you

His skin was clearer.
He had more hair.
He looked in better shape.
He looked happier.
He didn't go out his way to be masculine or beefy.
He was cute and adorable.
He didn't look retarded or gross.


I don't want to be rude but you should get a divorce.

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>>6731541
sure
>>6731544
Your not worth my time or energy
>>6731550
he is a handsome fella
>>6731554
no I didn't, how weird

>>6731552
Are you seriously confusing me for your husband?

Wew lad

>>6731555
I'd like to toss his salad, if you know what I mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53jUz5Ed0ZA
^for the uninitiated

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>>6731561
Oh what little do you know sir.

>>6731561
t. Kleppe

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so, can most guys just masturbate whenever, given enough time?

cause sometimes i have moods which can last for a few days where i have ZERO sex drive, and i cant masturbate to porn at all no matter how hard i try

its kind of worrying me - is this normal?

>>6731571
It's okay, I drove my ex to alcoholism

>>6731576

sounds like depression

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>>6731579
cool story bro, no one cares

>>6731576
>so, can most guys just masturbate whenever, given enough time?
I can, but don't worry everyone is different.
But maybe this >>6731584

>>6731584
is there any point talking to my doctor about it? its kind of embarassing to be honest

>>6731576
I can masturbate almost all the time, but there have been times where I've wanted to, but i had low sex drive and gave up playing with my flaccid dink after 5 minutes or so. It's fairly rare for me though.

>>6731585
Only Queen Sludge can post that gif.

>>6731590

Couldnt hurt, doctors deal with that stuff all the time

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>>6731598
I can post what ever the fuck I want.

>>6731590
Yes. Talk to your doctor. You could also have low testosterone levels (my ex had trouble with this). There are some tests they can do to try and find and fix the imbalances.

>>6731599
but... its awkward
idk how to tell him

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>>6731576
Low test.

>>6731585
>Being this indifferent about the well being of SP
Just hand him over already, you fucking monster.

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>>6731598
i think sludgeys gifs revolve around corgis and queens, not pugs and princesses
one example

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>>6731605

>>6731601
You can but it makes me respect you even less than I already do.

>>6731607
He posts them both. Mostly dogs but he posts that whatever gif. Trust me I read sludges posts hes so dreamy.

>>6731571

You should just be fwb.

Why did you even force him into a marriage anyway?

He had a much better job in Canada that actually afforded him a decent living.

He wasn't weighed down by all your issues of being a Thirty-Year-Old
with a shitty job and a good for nothing linguistics degree in German
that left you in debt. No one fucking speaks German in the USA dumbass.
Such a pointless degree on all levels!

Seriously..you're the reason he has to work so hard at a dead beat job.

Now you're getting a degree in botanicals/gardening or some shit which makes
absolutely no sense. There's no money to be made in it.
Please start your life over and try again?

I'm not even trying to be mean but you Sir, you really piss me off.
You know better than to trap someone into a shitty life in Nebraska/Iowa!
SP was doing fine with no HS degree or College education before living with you
and you brought him to the USA and now he makes what? $10/hr max?

At the current rate you and him will never be able to afford your own house.
Enjoy using the corner laundry mat forever because you don't have proper life skills.

Truly it's all your fault.

>>6731576
>Not being constantly erect
Check out this goof.

Irishanon do you guys really say "craic" ?

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>>6731608
We'll see who's laughing in the end.

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>>6731607
He doesn't monopolize queen gifs

I don't think he even does drag irl

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>>6731603
>what up doc
>I think I got low test
>I don't get sexually aroused very often
>I don't even get morning boners
>what up, how can I be cured
It should go just like that.

>>6731603

"I've been experiencing a really low sex drive lately and I'm worried"

>>6731613
t.Kleppe

>>6731504
I completely forgot about this. I remember saving all my money and buying the books. I think I still have them laying around somewhere

>>6731603
Just rip off the bandaid.

Say
>"I have a low sex drive right now and it's worrying me. Is there anything that would help me with that?"

He'll know what to do. I have to talk about awkward stuff with my doctor all the time. They don't care. Especially small problems like this.

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>>6731613
What little do you know. LMAO

>>6731623
I just remember him posting that specific gif to me once and in my cold lonely brain associate it with him...

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>>6731620
I laugh all the time. Chances are I'll be the last one laughing in the end.

>>6731625
>>6731626
>>6731633
okay. in a weird way i actually hope i do have low test - im worried that there might actually be nothing wrong with me, and im just pathetic naturally.

>>6731615
all the time, other common ones are
skean = knife, it is used a lot
brog = shoes
immodán= idiot, love that one
they just get sprinkled in
>>6731623
well fair enough

>>6731516
The person that is reading this text right now.

>>6731647
>Tfw you ask your doctor to cut skin tags off your hairy taint

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>>6731647
>pathetic naturally
What's more natural than low test?

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>>6731660

>>6731666
can i suck your dick

>>6731637

You ruined SP's life and that's how you respond?


>What little do you know.

I know you can't afford an apartment that has washer/dryer hookups. That's just sad man so you have to use the apartment complexes washer/dryers that stay-at-home Moms wash their babies poopy cloth diapers in. You live in poverty.

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>tfw looking at vids of people talking about their experience with no fap
>some of them are actually really cute when they talk about their old "habits"
>but they also talk about girls and getting their attention a lot

Soul crushing, I want to kiss a straight boy and turn him gay

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>>6731678
No

>>6731662
idk, im seriously worried i might be "asexual"
i dont really believe its a real thing, but if it is that would be the worst thing ever. imagine a life without physical intimacy - no bf would put up with you

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>>6731681
What little do you know.

>tfw no strong gun loving bf to take me to a shooting range and teach me how to shoot

>>6731690
Asexual is different. Clearly you have a desire to masturbate/have sex. This is low sex drive.

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>>6731613
I just now read everything you said and I'm laughing out loud so much! My word you're so stupid.

On a happy note, look at Jaken isn't he so cute and tiny!?

>>6731711

I'll teach you how to shoot if you know what I mean ;3

>>6731693

I know it's Stockholm Syndrome

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>>6731724

>>6731721

Lick it's back.

>>6731722
S M O O T H

>>6731721
Oh my gosh it's so small post more

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i miss maki ;~;

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>>6731739

not the first time ive heard that desu

>>6731752
He lives on in all of us

>>6731739
Seconded
>Moar smol frog pls

>>6731752

Maki killed himself

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>>6731732
It's a Squirrel Tree Frog it's not poisonous.
>>6731739
We actually got a bigger Green Tree frog named Sesshomaru from the local pet store. They are buddies. We saw them cuddled together one morning it was so cute.

>pic related

>>6731760
Inshallah

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>>6731758
k :3

>>6731755

Well what're you waiting for? post more

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>>6731758
moar

>>6731775
He looks so brave! :) ready to take on the world.

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>>6731516
Senpai

>>6731763
>>6731775

Frogs belong outside, not in some caged setup in an
apartment.

May Jaken grow huge and swallow the both of you for enslaving it.

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>>6731760
>>6731770
don't say that ;-;

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>>6731781

just imagine a fleshier version of this

>>6731763
That's so amazingly cute holy gosh darn
I envy your frog children, thank you for blessing this thread with their presence

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>>6731792
Wow mang, that's just fucking weird to wish upon someone.

>pic unrelated, not Jaken or Sesshomaru but still kawaii as fuck

>>6731793
He was a schizophrenic with a babydick and terrible taste in music and anime

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>>6731800
If only SP and I could have children together.

>>6731801
Is that someone's finger? How can something so small be so wonderful?

>>6731807
Just get a dog, human children are scum and should be put in labour camps when they're not in school

>>6731807

>implying you wouldn't have to give up your child for adoption because no monies

>>6731790

Haha faggot

>>6731796

I'm hard desu

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>>6731816
Dog is our next step. First we take care of lower less domesticated animals, then a more domesticated animal and then finally we move on to the next step to a human child. It will be a long while till we adopt a child.

>>6731821
The poor have the most kids

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>>6731821
Troll plz go.K thanks bye.

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>>6731828

>lowerless domesticate animal

>tfw my dads think of me as a less than

>>6731837
Still think gay parenting is cool?

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>>6731837
LMAO OMG 10/10 That one caught me by surprise.

>>6731828
Honestly you and SP would probably make amazing parents, but I'm convinced most children are evil and will ruin your life, it's what I did to my parents. You should just keep getting more dogs, then maybe a bear, and a giant lizard, OPEN A ZOO TOGETHER!

>>6731807
Would you be the one to carry the kid if you could or would you make sp carry your baby boy?

>>6731858

I'm sure if a study was done, it would find that the only evil children are the LGBT ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFDlvHigLWY

How do you feel about asian gays?

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>>6731871

masc asians are the fucking best

hnnnng

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>>6731877
ikr?

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>>6731858
SP does want an iguana

What qt nicknames do you have for your partner ?

Do you call them sweat potato ?

>>6731877
If only they existed. Gay ones at least.

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>>6731858
>Honestly you and SP would probably make amazing parents
OY

>>6731871
Good. Because I have a panda bf.

>>6731871
If they're masculine enough.

I'm not mathc 4 mathc or anything but must around me are either the reserved nerds who don't care about their presentation at all or the Kop wannabes who try too hard but can't dress for their body or otherwise are hell of tacky. I don't like these in any ethnicity but it's must pronounced in them

>>6731885

>tfw that comb isn't my dick

>>6731877
>those ears
Yes

>>6731885
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p-zGIS-WWZQ
This is your future

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>>6731860
Why would any of us carry a child physically in our bodies. It's not possible with modern science. Why not adopt children? There are so many children without parents it's very sad to think about. I mean yeah it would be cool to have a child genetically connected with both SP and I, but why deny children already in the world from a decent family to care for and love them.

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>>6731889

>>6731889

lmaooo

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>>6731889
That is the worst photoshopping I have ever seen in my entire life.

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>>6731888

my FWB is a masc asian, so they do exist
>mfw i get to feel scratchy asian stubble against my neck

feels good man

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>>6731910
You sound jealous.

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>>6731895
OMG dass fuckin kawaii as fuck! :3

>>6731895

so cute


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcs-H5p-MYw

>>6731901
I said hypothetically if you could due to science.

>>6731916
Woulda been funnier if he was in the back window, but still. Good stuff.

Lots of travelling today!

The cashier in the Colts shop was a black guy and said "here ya go, mah brotha" when handing over the bag to me. I can now say nigger in company of blacks and it all be chill. I bought 2 SnapBacks to match my USA and Trump shirts that I bought from some wonderful shop in Dulles airport called America!

Went to Applebee's seeing as it was fairly near to our hotel and we were starving. If I had to say what depression tastes like, it would be Applebee's Four Cheese Mac & Cheese.

Got to buy supplies like bedding and cooking utensils tomorrow. Can't wait to look around Walmart and hopefully fingerfuck a few raifus.

Indiana has been cool so far. Can't wait for more! :)

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>>6731916
Both SP and I laughed so fucking hard OMG that is fucking funny!

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>>6731921
That's so cute. :3

>>6731924
we'd both be preggo, Idc what gender they are at birth as long as we have children.

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>>6731931

there's already an alien in the back window if you look closely enough 0_0

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>>6731933
Appplebee's 4 mac n cheese is so fucking good!

>>6731948

it's their future child in spirit

>>6731953
I suppose children would like it, and you're short enough to pass as one so I'll let it slide this time.

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>>6731960

>>6731960

S A V A G E

>>6731962
>5'8

Imagine that I posted a laughing reaction image cos I'm on my phone and can't be bothered to get my laptop.

>>6731960
Can I be your child

>>6731947

>jupp and SP holding each other's hand in parallel hospital beds, wearing matching bear-print hospital gowns, groaning as they push their new cubs from their bearwombs

so cute

Heightists go home.

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>>6731972
5'9" get it right the first time slag

>>6731933
If you can eat pork chops try their bacon burger. You get lots of toppings on it.

But ideally go to Red Robin. They have better food.

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>>6731978
That's actually disturbing desu.

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>>6731978
>Nurse Kleppe enters holding a mallet

When a guy pulls out too fast is it like giving birth?

I fear having sex because I don't want to groan like a pregnant woman.

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>>6731933
Come visit Nebraska mang. Shit will scare the shit out of you. It's so boring and stupid as fuck here.

>>6731983
>slag

Calm down, Grumpy. Don't want you going home to Snow White in a worse mood than usual.

>>6731974
Do you have a gag reflex?

>>6731999
>being this desperate for my cock after being mad at me for mocking your height

You have a husband and know that I have a boyfriend. What the hell is wrong with you, Juppy? Didn't realise being short gave you a shorter attention span.

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>>6732003
Who's snow white? I don't know her.

>>6731999

God bless gym shorts

>used to be a bit racist
>didn't like all these refugees coming here(not so many though)
>some foreigners start appearing on my Grindr
>meet with Syrian guy who writes quite good English
>he's a qt and very down-to-earth
>tfw sandfever now

>>6732009
>im desperate for your cock t b h

>>6731999

Smith Falls State Park, Snake River Falls, the Niobrara River, the SandHills, the Cowboy Trail, etc.

Nebraska is pretty if you like outdoor stuff.

>somehow offended a guy on grindr who launches a massive tirade against me because I said I thought he was hot
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>6732009
Visiting SP and I doesn't = sex you retard. Jesus christ what's wrong with you?

>>6732013
>muh dick over the survival of your nation
DROPPED TBQH

>>6732013

Syrians are basically white

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>>6732017
You're looking at the west. SP and I live in the east.

>>6732022
So is Rugby

>>6732018

Screenshot and posted it here

>>6732021
We must give dick to every gay Arab so they can integrate and we can start gay jihad

>>6732027

Exactly, there's little difference between turks and syrians and what with the war and that massive amount of syrian refugees in turkland, soon there'll be none

>>6731979
Clownshoes is itty bitty.

>>6732018
Post it Anon.

>>6732020
I know you're just being defensive because I'd steal SP away from you if we ever met up.

I'd ruin him. I'd tear his hole apart. I'd fuck and fist him all night long just to spite you so that you will never be able to feel his cuntlips wrap around your cock again because they are like sheets in the breeze. I'd make him my cockslave, he couldn't live without my cum filling his beartum every day. And you know what else I would do? I'd start him on HRT. That's right. I'd make the bitch into a hon. I'd ruin everything masc that you love about him and leave it lying on the side of the road pumped full of crank begging for trucker cock to fill his meathole.

I know you got aroused to the thought of me doing this to SP, you dirty little cuck.

>>6732025

A 5 hour drive to Valentine, NE where all the good attractions are... but still doable over a holiday or weekend.

>>6732040

that is one weird fetish you have there, dude

gross

>>6732040
Woahhh rugbys such an alpha how cool xD

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>>6732040
What are you going on about jeeze never mind, you're really weird if you can't be friends meeting randomly.

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>>6732042
Ugh Valentine, NE. Seriously though mang everything in west Nebraska really isn't worth visiting, Trust me.

>>6732040

How does swede feel about your weird fetish to make SP your honslave?

>>6731979
same

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>>6732040
>I'd steal SP away from you if we ever met up
mhm

>>6732061

I like waterfalls.

>>6732036
No you.

>>6732040
>I'd start him on HRT

How dare you

>>6732066

hahaha omg

>>6732028
>>6732036
he blocked me

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>>6732069
There are better waterfalls elsewhere trust me.

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>>6732066

cuck someone with this pls

>>6732013
The refugees here sell sex near gay bars

>>6732072
You're the shorty not me.

>>6732087
That's a shame.

this thread got awfully quiet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

>>6732066
me on the right xD

>>6732051
i love you

>>6732079
Oh come on. As if you've never taken some HRT yourself, fish lips.

>>6731979
We're both 5'6 lad, we can take them.

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>>6732127

>>6732129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWzg9o-uovI

>>6732129
>>6731979
where all my 5'6 people at

>>6732121
I'm about a thousand times cooler though. Deal with that one.

>>6732129
Together we are 11 feet tall. We'll show the disgusting mutants.

And then after that we can deal with the tall people.

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>>6732141
Sorry I'm too tall for that meeting.

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>>6732129
>We're both 5'6 lad, we can take them.

To where? The hidden gate of Moria?

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>>6732145
lol

Rugby you gonna go to Colorado for that marijuana?

>>6732145
Oh shiitttt

Height war now

>>6732145
Moria didn't have a hidden gate. You're thinking of Erebor.

>>6732151
No, staying in Indiana where I'm studying until December.

>>6732153
You're next fuckboy.

>>6732158
Of all the states why the most flyover of all flyovers?

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>>6732156
>Erebor
leave it to Clownshoes to know LTR references

>>6732163
Good school here plus I know a few people in this state that I can go shooting with.

>>6732156
You have more experience with dwarf-like things than I do, my little friend.

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>>6732158
>not taking Thanksgiving or Halloween vacation to visit us

Why not?

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>>6732174

>>6732168
What school? What are you studying?

>>6732173
I would genuinely consider coming to your place for Thanksgiving. Hitler has already invited me to his place so tell me how your thanksgiving would be better than his.

I really want to experience a proper American thanksgiving. I'll even help stuff your turkey for you ;)

>>6732174
Hello SP! How are you? :D

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>>6732181
I'm like fine.

How is America treating you?

>>6732199

I bought a Trump shirt and a Colts snapback today :3

I also tried biscuits and sausage gravy for the first time ever, it was pretty darn tootin' good! :D

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>>6732181
Well actually Canadian Thanksgiving is 10x better than an American thanksgiving, but w/e if senpai is cooler than us there's no stopping you from visiting him instead of us.

>>6732209
You should invest in better glasses if you're too short to read the screen properly because I clearly said Hitler and not Senpai :D

I need bf
deliver to me

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>>6732209
>mistaking Senpai for Hilter

I really should stop posting now. I'm obviously drunk

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>>6732217
I'm not blind just drunk

>>6732219
To be fair, they're both feminine faggots who think they are tops.

>>6732222
wasted quads

anyways nightynight, dead tired :c

>>6732219

How could I EVER mistake 2 basic interchangeable white gays with identical interests, appearances, and personalities

>>6732218
You mentioned that before. Did it work last time? Think it will work this time?

>>6732230
yes
it must

>>6732230
I think the last one got damaged in post.

>>6732219
they're basically variations on the same theme who cares

>>6732232
Good luck with that one.

>>6732236
We're all pretty damaged though. Best not to be picky.

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>>6732240
>We're all pretty damaged though.
Lad no

>>6732244
Who here isn't damaged? Show of hands.

Cmon now. Be honest.

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>>6732248
What do you mean by damaged?

>>6732248
2 damaged people make a complete person ??

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>>6732248
there you go again projecting

>>6732248
Well i got sick from work and I'm up at 4am drinking, i seem whole to me lad.

>>6732251
You know, stubbed toes, paper cuts.

>>6732219

Wow I'm legit offended

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>>6732260
sorry
>>6732257
I got plenty of that shit. Roses at work constantly cut the fucking shit out of my legs on a daily basis.

>>6732179

there's only 3 good colleges/universities in all of Indiana that someone from the UK would study at

I won't list them out of respect for Rugbys safety.

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>>6732264
>Roses at work constantly cut the fucking shit out of my legs on a daily basis
Even the plants are on my side.

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>>6732268
>implying bitch

>>6732252
Two damaged people make a bunch of drama bullshit.

>>6732276

true

>>6732276
my future oh shit

/bigen/ politely told me to fuck off so i guess i'm asking here? ive been kind of struggling a lot and i guess i wanted to talk a bout it? sorry for personal blogging.

but for the longest time i thought i was straight, mostly because like, i love looking at women. breasts/shape of body/ass/face/whatever, there's just something entrancing and magnetic about it. but then the last year or so i've been realizing it's pretty much never had a sexual component for me. never had the stereotypical experiences as a kid of getting random erections at attractive women, never had wet dreams, never been aroused looking at any of the shit on /s/ (not for lack of trying), fantasies about sex with women never did much for me. but like i said, there's still that visual aspect. i'll look at boobs all day, it's just flaccid city downtown for miles. it feels more like appreciation of fine art.

and if i go the other way, thinking about a sexual encounter with a man, that's near-instant boner. pictures of big hard dicks get me up in a way right away in a way that closeups of vaginas on /s/ or /gif/ never did. but i don't really have that huge visual aspect for other men. i can look at an attractive man and think intellectually, "yeah that's an attractive dude" and then go on to "mmm yeah wouldn't mind hitting that", but it's not like... the instant recognition of a desirable visual trait that i get with looking at women.

so i dunno - straight male with an abysmally low libido but also a cock fetish? straight with low libido but with some weird fetish for thinking i'm a different sexuality? bi, visually/socially focused on females but sexually on males? gay and so far in the closet i'm in fucking Narnia? those are all shit that's gone through my mind over time. i'm not asking for someone else to peg a one-word label on me and decide for me what i am, i feel like i have a good handle on all the aspects of my attractions, i guess i'm just wondering if any of that resonates with people.

>>6732289
just call yourself pan

>>6732289

It all comes down to what your dreaming about.
Are you dreaming about sucking cock or are you dreaming about eating out pussy and burying your face in a pair of boobs?

I thought I was straight but when it came to sex I just couldn't get an erection. After counseling and realizing in my dreams (real dreams not fantasizes I have control over) I've only ever had sexual encounters with other guys in them and I realized I was gay.

All gay guys do things with other guys in their dream state while they're sleeping. Straight guys don't have such dreams.

>>6732305
i'm being entirely honest here when i say i do not remember having a single sex dream in my life

there's some other fetishy shit that's kind of orthogonal to the whole issue of "what gender are you attracted to" that i've woken up from dreams with a boner but that's about it

the only dreams i ever really remember are "i have to take a final in a class i never went to" and "i really really need to piss but i can't find a bathroom and i never get relief when i do piss"

>>6732305
I used to have random dreams, until they started turning into gay dreams

>>6731793
That gif has had me confused for like an hour.

>>6732295
Honestly it wouldn't be a bad idea for this board to be more receptive to tumblrisms like gender fluidity, queer, and pansexual.

There's so many "what am I" threads and the specifics of being trans that being open to middle ground would be nice.

>>6732305
>tfw only have dreams about using weaponry, joining a vampire cult, and using laser cannons to defeat robotic dragons that end up being piloted by a little girl that teleports out and accidentally materialises inside of a wall and dies a horrific and slow graphic death while their mother screams and cries blaming me even though I was only trying to defend the village

I wish I had sexual dreams

>>6732333

There are so many "what am I" threads because people ask dumb questions. "I only want to have sex with men, am I gay?" yes you dumb motherfucker

>>6732333
You need to go to mtfg youd fit in there.

Lgbt in all seriousness needs to be deleted its extreme cancer. I wish 4chan would make this place forced anon. Trips destroy every thread with their inside jokes and ego.

>>6732310
>i do not remember having a single sex dream in my life

What about romanticisms in a dream?
You've never had a dream about holding hands with a stranger? Sleeping next to another guy in your dream? Talking to a guy you love? Hugging/kissing a guy in a dream? etc.
I always have random dreams with guys I've never met before. I've had more dream boyfriends than real life ones.


I don't know what it means if you've never had a sex or a romantic dream about someone. That's weird. Not sure if low testosterone causes that or what. I've never had that issue.

>>6732350
Nah fàm. I'm a boy who likes boys. I know what that is.

>>6732356
>You've never had a dream about holding hands with a stranger? Sleeping next to another guy in your dream? Talking to a guy you love? Hugging/kissing a guy in a dream? etc.
None to any of that that I can recall, about either gender. Can't say it's never happened but I don't remember them. I can certainly point back to times when I've had emotional/romantic crushes on people of both genders in real life, but dreams? Not so much.

And yeah, it's something I've never really heard of before either. That's kind of why I keep going back to "I'm confusing low libido with lack of interest".

>>6732366

You're gay.

You see women as a sculpture, an art piece, a diva. All gays think this way which is why they love Britney, Madonna, Beyonce, etc. They appreciate women but don't want to have sex with them. This is you. Accept it, find a decent guy to fool around with, and let things happen.

>>6732373
Except me I'm so masc4masc and conservative xd

>>6732369

More pls.

>>6732381
Hehe same xD

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>>6732382
You must buy their book
http://www.afa.net/the-stand/bible/2016/08/its-truth-for-youth-bible-week/

>>6732392
http://revivalfires.org/truth/

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Great reaction images

>>6732392
>>6732399

This is the best thing the church has done, but I'm sure most kids today are already so brainwashed and programmed by the media by the time they're in their teens that they will just make jokes about it and claim Trump wrote it.

Thank God underagers can't vote or else Hillary would win!

>>6732399
>http://revivalfires.org/truth/
They better not be using the state's money for this.

>>6732436
I'm not sure they're allowed even?

I think Utah MAYBE has an exception.

>>6732441
I hope not. People should donate if they want this kind of thing. It's literally the same thing, except you're not making uninvolved people pay for it.

>>6732436

>non-profit ministry organization

They might get federal/government grants, but most of their funding comes from donations.

It's amazing how many donations some churches get.

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>>6731484
>Texas has no pin
Well, I wouldn't hook up a guy off of 4chan. Still,
>no bf

>>6732289
no one cares NO ONE CARES

>>6732289
How in the hell did bigen tell someone to fuck off?

>>6732399

thank you so much for this, im crying
it's a beautiful comicbook
posting on fb to piss off my lgbt friends
who don't want to hear about jesus

>>6732507
bigen gets maybe 1 post an hour, i'm sure one of the posts could have been a "fuck off" before it autosaged.

I am perpetually a whore.
>Went out to a bar last night.
>Detox at Precinct? Sure why not
>go st[f]ag
>get super drunk
>make a bunch of new friends
>make out with bartender who has a boyfriend who also happens to be a bartender at the same bar
>end up dancing on an elevated surface
>end up getting five bucks in tips lol
>make out with other guy

Didn't sleep with anyone though lol
I'm not sure who gave me the stupid hickey though.

>>6732507
it was more of a polite "what are you doing in bigen if you don't also want to fuck women, that's the whole thing about being bi"

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>>6732524
>tfw shut-in/NEET
at least you're not repressing your urge to do faggy things like I am

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>>6732524
thanks for sharing.

>>6732524
Bad things should happen to people who don't share my insecurities.

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>>6732524
Wow that's really great and wonderful I'm so happy for you, really I'm glad you had so much fun honestly I couldn't be more glad that you're living your life to the full

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6vZMR-hv3U

I pour my heart out to a god that doesnt listen.


If god is real why would he put us in such a disgusting world? The only reason none of us kill ourselves is fear that it can get much worse. Id never kill myself ever but im just sad and misanthropic. I haven't really been sad in years. It feels nice especially with this melancholic breeze hitting me.

>>6732557
E

>>6732541
Yeah I was pretty gay last night

>>6732545
I love you too

>>6732551
It's ok dude. Take solace in knowing I'll prob never find love bc I might actually be crazy.

>>6732565
Stupid 4chan app makes me enter my name every damn time snd it changed my trip code.

>>6732564
What?

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>>6732570
E, K, LSD, and MDMA.

>>6732574
No im good. Im not that big into drugs.

>>6732524

You dirty slut

>>6732557

God listens when you obey him.

I also feel God listens better when you pray outside by a tree. The tree can reach higher than most peoples silly prayers.

>>6732586
I may or may not have flashed my bits and pieces as well. At least I kept my shirt on this time.

>>6732596
God does listen...

(perhaps I am wrong)... but also, i do not think one should go around trying to "work" their way to God.. but rather accept his wondrous graces and companionship and Lordship freely

if there are works to be done, the LORD will show you what they are

>>6732600

Flash us your butt bb

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I'm not going to listen mainstream music anymore. It's not of God.

tfw your barrier of entry for anyone who wants to have sex with you is to fulfill your greatest fetish.

tfw your greatest fetish is so disgusting, so vile, so unlikable that pretty much 100% of gay men will never do it.

tfw you will be forever alone for this reason.

>>6732626

What is it? Eating cooked carrots?

>>6732626
haven't you posted here before with this same post or at least the same line of thought

>>6732626
What is it?

>>6732630
>>6732631
It's a healthy monagamous relationship where we can vent our sexual desires upon eachother regularly, consentually, frequently, while holding hands, and healthily, without the risk of sexual disease

>>6732600
Hey Daddy
How's the dancing gig going?

>>6732626
Cheer up, there's always suicide :)

>>6732626
>>6732630
He's clearly talking about being in a committed, monogamous relationship.

>>6732626
wot ya say that 4, don't say that now

there's someone out there for everyone

>>6732634
>>6732636
What's wrong with that?

>>6732635
>>6732639
see
>>6732634

>>6732641
It's completely heretical within the gay community. It's the most hated fetish.

>>6732634
you need to be locked up you fucking madman

>>6732617

Very true.

I know I need help with pornography, internet addiction and denying my homosexuality.
What do you need help with?

>>6732646
Does that mean I'm never going to find bf to be monogamous with?

>>6732634
Yeah, that feel when no bf.

>>6732641
It's pretty much impossible to find, that's what.

Probably has something to do with the fact that most people looking for it tend to use phrases like "I love you" or "We should move in together" or "Do you want to adopt?" as icebreakers.

>>6732654
I don't think I would do that though, but I really want monogamy. Am I fucked?

>>6732634
I have all of that without handholding and risk of sexual disease (technically) because condoms are for pussies

>>6732646
perhaps they should not be quick to hate it... lest they be taken by hypocrisy as the LORD teaches us to beware of hypocrisy.

hypocrisy is a sin of sins

>>6732649
sexual reassignment surgery/HRT/future love...

i also need prayers, because although i trust in God and have absolutely no reason for me to believe God will randomly send me to hell without me knowing... the Bible sort of alludes to this concept that some people could possibly just get sent to hell without ever knowing