Gay General
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Just found this gay porn star who has what I think is the integral for electromagnetism tattooed on his chest.
Its a shame im not into twinks, because I actually find this kinda hot in a weird way.
>>6723981
PLS
>>6723984
I'd fucking bash his skull for being a wise ass nerd
>>6723984
He needs a little more meat, it's unattractive when their chest is saggy.
Why does everyone hate bi or pansexual people?
I'm probably 75% gay but most my bfs or partners have said that I'd abandon them in future because I'd want a wife and kids.
>>6724014
its like if you're a blonde, short twink, and your partner tells you he likes dark heared bears. you are explicitly telling them you don't find them attractive because they dont have a vagina
obviously that is going to cause insecurity issues. just dont fucking mention your bisexuality, its pointless
>>6723984
he looks kinda malnournised with his chest like that
>tattoos
i don't get people who get text or idioms as tattoos. if your going to get a tattoo, get a nice damn design
>>6724014
if you're with a dude, why mention you also like women? its an open ended statement that can be interpreted as "im like both... and want both" or "in the future im gonna want a 3some or im gonna bounce". just don't mention it, its literally pointless to say it to you partner and only sows in doubt and uncertainty
>>6724060
What's your skype Irishanon?
>>6724089
why'd you want something like that, anon?
>>6724093
impeccably mannered as well
>>6724128
>tfw going to be seeing this guy posted here for the next 3 months at least
i can dig it
>>6724093
Thank you.
pls >>6723883
>>6724183
did he seem bothered by the farts at all? i guess he did.
just be like "man you dick is like beans, the magical fruit that makes you toot, be gentle okay "
>>6724183
it happens
dont worry about it
its not your fault
>>6724209
look its no big deal, theres once things then farts that can happen. he probably overlooked it because he was having a good time
>>6724219
yeah I mean he didn't seem too distant after the sex I think...
to whoever made the composites of me as a trap yesterday: why did you make them?
when you aren't trans It is pretty wierd seeing yourself shooped into semi-passing MtF without mones
but I guess people did always say I looked like my mum when I was growing up
>>6724227
mate its fine, i've done worse and went on to hang with the guy for another 4 hours just chilling and talking like nothing happened before i left.
its cool man and if there was an distance, sex is a bit tiring and since he just came, he was probably tired so no worries
>>6724237
sure mate, rageork
>>6724236
Kid, you've got issues
>>6724266
would love to terrorize his ass
>>6724236
I really don't know. I'm not trans myself or even consider myself gay. I just like to see how some guys can look like girls. It's adorable in a weird way.
You have a soft and sensual look to your eyes and face which makes it easy for you to pull off a wig & makeup.
For some reason I get the impression you do drugs because it makes you feel like more of a man in some way, gives you a rough edge, and you don't want to embrace your effeminate nature due to being perhaps bullied when you were younger for looking feminine.
You shouldn't feel bad for how you look. You're adorable and need to just accept it like Hitler has done.
>>6724276
Hitler is manly as they come.
>>6724282
That's not me nor does that look anything like me
but tru
I am masc4masc
>>6724282
Hitler knows he looks weird compared to other guys, but he doesn't allow it to ruin his life. He embraces his uniqueness. He isn't drugging himself because he hates his life, the way he looks or his feminine nature. He's just cool about it and people usually like him for his unapologetic attitude. I think meth anon can learn a few things from him but I really don't know. I could be picking up on my own insecurities and mirroring them on meth anon.
>>6724286
Yeah Hitler looks like he's the apotheosis of Mean Girls, not a hard drug addict. He's got so much bitch he's basically manlier than most people.
>>6724014
the bi-hate is only real on the internet. Nobody cares irl.
>>6724300
...You tell yourself that.
>>6724300
>Nobody cares irl.
>>6724236
You look so 80s goth/newwave.
>>6724305
>>6724308
Not him, but nobody worth a shit cares irl.
The 'gay community' is by-and-large totally fucking petty and pathetic. If you're in a committed and loving relationship, which is all I personally really care about, there is absolutely no reason why your partner should give a fuck.
There's certainly no fucking quota to fill like >>6724026 and>>6724017 says unless you're sleeping around like a slut, in which case you have no business being in a relationship anyway.
>>6724361
There are a lot of people in real life who aren't worth a shit
>>6724361
It's not about a quota, it's about the conflation of desires and your partner's inability to fulfill them; it says to them "You can't fulfill desires that are literally so formative to my experience and self perception I've declared them to you knowing the consequence". It's different if someone ends up with an incidental hetero or homo crush from time to time.
But when it's part of their identity it's a bit different mate. And a lack of fulfillment in a relationship is a quick way to send it to a watery grave.
>>6724236
you're so pretty. was your mom a model?
Check it out, its a 13-day long video of the Apollo 17 launch with realtime audio logs, camera feeds, comm transcripts and photographs taken.
>http://apollo17.org/
>>6724390
I stopped believing in NASA, space and other planets when I found out many astronauts never died in the 1986 Challenger disaster.
All of those who died are still alive....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HQSptqjp60
>>6724254
me? issues? surely you jest
I live in a big suburban middle class house with mumsy and daddy and all my little brothers and sisters although I admit I am a bad boy(late at night I smoke while listening to Kerrang and one time I got drunk at a wedding without daddy realising tee-hee)
Where would you get the idea I live on benefits with my disabled mum who can barely get up and down stairs due to weak bones and arthritis. or the idea that she is usually too busy during the day looking after my venomous widowed gran(who refuses to do anything for her self and makes her children visit every day to look after her) and too drunk at night to ever notice my hard injecting drug use?
>>6724276
you seem like really sweet caring guy
also you nailed it I was bullied for being weak and in my early teens tried to act super masculine and ned/chav even though it didn't suit me but I don't think that I use drugs to feel masc
I didn't want him to leave
>>6724425
veiny arms are so hot, they remind me of throbbing penises for some reason
>>6724425
have you had any incredible drug experiences?
why not do safer drugs that you don't have to inject
I rather do acid or lsd than heroin/meth.
>>6724425
You're using drugs as an escape instead of dealing with your issues head on. It's time to just face reality and the only way to do that is to move away from your family who has a ton of issues of their own.
Save up a few hundred or thousand and just move. Find a roomie on craigslist. It will be the best thing you've done.
>>6724379
tnx
she wasn't a model but she was qt af and also aged Asian tier(maybe I'll be the same)
The left photo is her at 30 and the Polaroid is her as a teenager
>>6724447
>have you had any incredible drug experiences?
my early experiences with morphine and codeine etc at like 13-15 were beyond beautiful and cemented my love of opiates
>why not do safer drugs that you don't have to inject
I don't have to inject heroin and crack I could smoke them like a fuccboi but I inject because the IV rush of a speedball is the best part
I wish he would have stayed
>ldr with boyfriend
>He's been unemployed for over a year now
>>6724581
Obviously he's not that serious about the relationship if he isn't working to make things happen so you can live together.
Reminds me of Wiz/Jersey desu.
Why is grindr a pos app now?
>>6724518
You'll age well if you stop doing drugs but if you continue to do them and not take care of yourself than you'll most likely age more rapidly. I'm not really sure desu. Some druggies age horribly in months or a year, especially methheads. Perhaps you aren't doing as much as they are and that's why you still look around 20.
>>6724596
No clue who those two are but that's what I've been thinking sadly. I love him but he just keeps finding an excuse, the 'need experience to get experience' shtick'
>>6724612
Either you need to tell him how it is and give him a deadline or break up.
>>6724601
it improved drastically after the materialistic update
>>6724601
>>6724641
1. Every other guy on there is using fake pics. Anyone can upload a image from tumblr or wherever and say it's them.
2. There is no verified profiles. Why the hell is this not a feature? It would be good to know who is legit or not by having them send in a time stamped photo or video of themselves.
3. You can't share video messages. This would be the best feature if we could share 10-30 sec video clips, so I can collect so many hotties video messages of their butts.
They need to improve those things than it would be a great app.
>>6724664
sounds like you live in a shithole, I've never had a problem with that
He barely put up pictures of me and him on Facebook because people knowing he was gay would've been bad for business in this area.
So why is he 100% okay with plastering his Facebook with pictures of him and his new bf? It's literally a shrine dedicated to them.
What did he mean by this?
would you suck his dick?
>>6724611
b-but I'm only 18 and I look the same as when I was 16 and before I was doing H ^;_;^~~
I don't do meth only the combined freebases of diamorphine and cocaine also I look after myself aside from the drugs
>>6724794
my ex was like this but in reverse
suddenly when we were dating he was back in the closet
people are shitty, that's just how it is
>>6724668
Neither have I. I mostly hate grindr but I still keep it around because it works.
You can tell who is fake almost effortlessly. Fake profile pics are almost always of poor quality and the profile name has something contrived like Jonny34.
Every now and then you might get catfished but so many random people have probably seen naked pictures of me at this point I honestly don't care.
>>6724813
Me and my ex had maybe 2 or 3 pictures with us in it, hidden in his picture folder.
He and his new bf have a billion pictures, the icon, and header photo.
I was with my ex for 3 years.
He's been with this guy for 8 months.
I connect better with people through a text medium, preferably weeks/months of online conversation. Personal, intimate connections like giving out my phone number, meeting irl, etc. are usually proposed too quickly for my tastes and this scares me away.
I'm looking for a good site/app where I can meet a guy, but gay sex is not the predominant focus of conversation. Recommendations?
>>6724832
That sucks...but obviously he's showing off and trying to upset you.
>>6724805
you look good, i would bang you
>>6724832
That's just how it is. Sometimes guys aren't ready to open up in their first couple of relationship but than they meet a certain guy and the guy brings out the best in them and they feel confident and in love enough to be thankful of the relationship they have now.
You should be happy for him. Hopefully you will find true love one day as well and stop being focused on the past.
>>6724845
I think the problem is that he just didn't love me as much as I loved him. I thought for once in my life I'd found someone who actually respected me and didn't treat me like I was invisible, but then it turns out he was just using me as a placeholder until he could get with this other guy he's obsessed with.
>inb4 "oh there's always someone else!"
fuck off normies, that's a god damn lie and they know it
who has the best ass on gaygen?
who has the best cock on gaygen?
who has the best body on gaygen?
who has the best face on gaygen?
who has the best personality on gaygen?
>>6724842
Sounds like you need yourself a 4chan internet bf. Seriously just hang around this board. I met a dude off here months ago and we hit it off.
Meeting up wasn't really taken seriously at first because of distance but that not always be the case.
So long as you like nerdy twinks with a penchant for Chinese cartoons, or cuddly borderline neckbeards, and are comfortable with 4chan I recommend.
>>6724862
eh it's more best of the worst
>>6724862
me
oatmeal
sp
me
me
>>6724862
That one 10/10 babe who is too scared to post bussy.
>>6724862
Hitler
Hitler
Hitler
Hitler
Hitler
>>6724863
I've lurked here off and on for a couple of years, sometimes participating. Just wondering if any of you knew of any other homo hangouts sans here and /cuteboys/. Thanks for the suggestion.
>>6724862
reddread
annskellingkton
tie with SP pre-jupp and rugby
n/a
n/a
>>6724884
Nobody compares to him~
>>6724862
inb4 a lot of trips claim to be the best as anons to hype themselves up
oh waits...
>>6724892
have you ever seen a full pic of rugby's body?
>>6724862
maki
maki
maki
maki
maki
>>6724898
Yeah, and?
>>6724904
Rude, Hitler is the best.
>>6724862
someone should make a large photo of all the trips dicks, butts, faces, and bodies so we can judge honestly
Jesus controls the weather. Only places where his believers are have perfect weather year round.
>>6724944
Then explain why Scotland has shit weather when it was the most religious part of Britain for centuries?
>>6724913
Come on now do you really want to enable his narcissism ?
>>6724931
what about anons who post regularly and identify themselves? like me( that one shy effeminate soft spoken strawberry blonde who has a speech impediment and a love of injecting H and crack), Maki or cinnamon roll anon(did he ever post pics?)
>>6724983
Let's not forget the famously placid and serene American Bible Belt.
>>6725002
It only makes me more attractive
or maybe that's just my inflated ego making me think that?
; ^ )
>>6724995
You seem like a pretty rad dude and all but some of your worshippers need to be put in line ;^
You should start a cult.
>>6725009
I don't care which one, I just wanna see the boom.
>>6724985
Nice butt. You seem a bit hairy for a twink but it's kinda cute. Perhaps your future bf will shave your back hair.
>install tinder
>swipe right on everyone
>"There are no more matches left in your area"
shit
Sup faggots
>>6724862
Red
Maki
Red
Me
Me
>>6725034
You can't prove that, Grand Dragon.
>>6725039
Sup Kohai.
>>6725057
Not much, drinking a mocha like a faggot and chatting up a qt cub who is a gardener
Sup w/ u vendaddy
>tfw masc, tall, blonde, blue-eyed, incredibly smart and ridiculously handsome dude is mad at you
i always disappoint the wrong people
this time it was a 10/10 top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83GUAsi6gYc
>tfw no /fit/ boyfriend to bully
>>6724985
>back hair
>thinking you're attractive in any way
top zoz
i love my gf :)
>>6725069
>vendaddy
Silly kohai, I'm in my twenties I can't be a daddy.
Pretty good me and my significant otter spent the morning together, I'm heading out for legs and bunda day then seeing Suicide Squad or a movie with the man that lifts up my heart.
>Not much, drinking a mocha like a faggot and chatting up a qt cub who is a gardener
My bet is in a few months he'll go from cub to your pup~
>>6724985
someone who thinks he saw him says teacup anon apparently looks like a male pic related
i think cinnamon roll anon posted a pic once too. he was cute iirc
>>6725101
Daddy is a state of mind
>suicide squad
Gross why
I hear it's terrible
>My bet is in a few months he'll go from cub to your pup~
O-oh boy
Anyway make sure to post legs and bunda pump for scientific purposes
>>6725092
blew him off last night. got drunk by myself and fell asleep on the couch when we were supposed to meet at a bar.
last thing he texted me was "penis" at 2am and idk what he meant by that, but now he won't reply to any of my messages and i know he's been online
>>6725111
>last thing he texted me was "penis" at 2am
Nice.
>>6725112
i mean it's a really shitty situation.
he's not from grindr or tinder, he's from my class. i mean the whole thing is so nice. i dont want to ruin this, but i'm too fucking insecure.
>>6725111
You stupid whore
how could you do that to him
>>6725124
i wanted to be tipsy before we went out so i didn't look nervous, but i ended up drinking too much and it just happened
>>6725128
you need to go to a 12 step program. you're out of control.
>>6725128
You should definitely tell him that
It's better than you just standing him up
>>6725116
I mean texting 'penis' to someone at 2AM? He sounds like a cool dude. Pretty sure I've done that before.
>>6724862
All me
>>6724862
idk
idk
idk
idk
me
>>6725112
I once had a guy just text me "BJ" at 3 am
>>6725108
He wants to see it because he enjoys DC movies.
>scientific reasons
Only if you post yours first. As I've posted mine on /lgbt/ before.
>>6725157
That's less cool.
>>6725168
He was drunk and felt like texting someone. So he just texted you 'penis' because it sounded funny. Cmon.
>>6725168
He's calling you a dick. It's not cryptic.
>>6725184
I don't think there's any chance it's not the case. Don't be dense.
You guys should stop being a tripfag. Its not worth it.
>>6725199
But all the attention gets me hard
>>6725199
but i need love too, baby
>>6725199
but im ugly
>>6725184
You really should apologize. I've had dates that've been late, but if they straight up don't show they can fuck off.
>>6725179
Your loss then Lil guy. Excuses don't ge you anything.
>>6725234
Um excuse me I am a big strong guy
>>6724236
You look like someone I know which is weird
>>6725240
Big strong guys have bundas.
>>6725256
>>6725280
confirmed for flat ass twink
>>6725296
Why is everyone coming for my ass today
>>6725313
you know why
>>6725280
It's okay your pupfriend will think you're big and strong kohai. And that's all that matters right?
>>6725313
well is it a nice ass?
then its probably on not for :^)
>>6725322
This mocha is makin me need to poop desu
>>6725334
Tru
[flexing intensifies]
after recooking a bunch of cottons and spoons I got a massive speedball rush
the level of rush where you are hit hard, sounds are super distorted and you wonder if your dicky ticker is about to give up the ghost
>>6725027
I only had hair on my lower back/tramp stamp
I wax it nowadays but the old photo I posted was the only good BP photo I had on my phone
Do you guys have any really sad or depressive music?
>>6724425
i really like this picture.
such an honest insight
post vocaroo I wanna hear dat accent
>>6725369
Theme from mash
Also known as suicide is painless, its by manic street preachers.
Where can i download porn? All I can ever find is straight porn
>>6725382
Oh hi Rice
>>6725168
whether its good or bad thoughts he was thinking about at the end of his night :)
>>6725369
I like listening to Britpop and the like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FYWkHjR7AY
>>6725369
i listened to this on repeat for over a month when I was depressed and didnt leave my room except for food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs
"enjoy"
>>6725369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPfz_bCwhYo
>>6725369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BZMqajycaE
>>6725369
>>6725425
Ooh bitch, I am enjoying this, hunty.
What are some subtle ways I can send signals to other gay guys? I don't want to come out as gay because I don't want to be known as "that gay guy", even if it makes me more popular with girls. I'm talking where I should be hanging out, how I should dress, what I should day, and what to look for. I go to a small college with a relatively tight-knit community.
>tfw heartbroken because I will not meet HIM again in a while
>>6725463
Who?
>>6725460
Make eye contact, linger a second longer, smirk, and never mention girls
>>6725460
Just be attentive to guys you like. Cmon.
>>6725392
Anyone? I don't want to resort to grindr
>>6725375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fem3QzPq6V
glad someone likes my insightful drug related posts
>>6725467
Some guy I talked with for months and met with last night for the first time, he was really nice but lives some way from here.
I really fell for him and I hope I did a good impression on him too..
>>6725491
Why would you go on grindr for porn? Go on Myvidster, Pornhub, daftsex or torrents. I'm pretty sure /hm/ might have relevant porn links. There used to be a google hard drive thread floating around, maybe a dropbox too?
>>6725511
Nah I mean like I dont want to use grindr to get off since I'm hung over and having a guy over would just be annoying. I can't remember any pornstar names I like for shit either. So I was just asking for a site with a decent amount of gay torrents or something like that.
>>6725522
There's this.
https://www.gay-torrents.net/latest/
>>6725526
Not that anon. I've never used a torrent. How do you make sure you don't get caught. SMDH, I need a guide on how to torrent safely
just deadlifted 3pl8 raw while screaming like an autist in pain
ama
>>6725534
google it you spoonfed dimwit
>>6725541
I'm too lazy desu
Do you hate anybody?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctahjN3y_Gc
>tfw no owen bf
>>6725534
>How do you make sure you don't get caught
Read comments to make sure the torrent is legit before downloading. Googling helps a lot too, so get your googlefu on.
>>6725544
np
>>6725553
Everybody hates somebody.
>>6725404
Hello~
>tfw your straight crush is chatting up a girl
Jesus, why do I do this to myself, it's worse than the crush now.
Someone pass me the smack!
>>6725553
I try not to
>>6725570
this is why you don't crush on straights, never have never will
i just get incredibly let down by people i could have a shot with :'(
>>6725570
I just assume every guy I meet is a pussy hound, therefore I avoid crushing on anyone. It's worked so far. I haven't developed feelings for the myriad of hot guys I come in contact
Who's your favorite twink pornstar?
>inb4 jesse starr
>>6725618
justin owens pre drugs
>>6725618
hes not a twink, but Solomon Aspen was my goal body before i got body dysmorphia and decided he was too DYEL for my taste
>>6725618
lil papi and old withered twink Christian from TIM because they're nasty ass sluts who love dick
>>6725618
Allen King is like the only twink pornstar I like
>>6725647
he also has a really nice dick desu
>>6725561
wow, so this is what actual american manchildren look like
i feel bad for owen
>>6725561
god i fucking hate casey niestat
he just gets on my nerves with his faggoty "drop out of college and ride skateboards down the middle of the road" schtick
>>6725664
what do you mean?
what's wrong with him?
>>6725650
His body is disgusting. It's ill proportioned.
>>6725670
>films EVERYTHING in as obnoxious a way as possible
>always speaking and playing to the camera
>treats his son like he's a 7 year old
>doesn't have a single non-facetious interaction with his son at all, its all poking him and making shit """jokes""" for his audience
>had his son while Casey was still in highschool like absolute trailertrash
>is an allround dickhead
>>6725618
Only I could get into Rad Matthews (do I even have that name right?) because I liked his eyebrows.
Gaygen feels different than usual.
>>6724425
Then move, you are using drugs as a crutch for problems that aren't super bad in retrospect.
Everyones life is shitty, you're nothing special.
>>6725688
?
No it isn't
who /ugly/ here?
>>6725752
Not me ^.^
>>6725757
>>6725570
d-did someone say smack *licks lips*?(in all seriousness not even I am scum enough to offer smack to someone feeling sad)
you know how you said I looked cute for a junkie but my painted black nails are a dead giveaway I'm gay?
well today after seeing my new hair colour yesterday my spiteful old gran(who I will never come out to) privately asked my mum(who knows I'm gay) if she was worried about me being a poof because of the hair and nails etc. and said that I "better not go to college next month looking like that otherwise he will get beaten up for looking poofy"
and yes she is always this big a bitch
>>6725752
Ayyyyy.
We should do away with those disgusting pretty people.
>>6725752
I wish then all these guy wouldn't hounding after me :^)
Is the amount of guys my age on grindr a good estimate on how many would be at my gay bar?
>>6725752
Inside and out
>>6725774
probably more esp on student nights
>>6725772
I've seen your pics Irishanon, don't pretend.
btw have you had your potato popped yet?
>>6725779
my potatoes been popped since before i came here, ya silly goose
>>6725774
there are generally more young people at bars at night than old, unless you're going to like a leather bar
>>6725784
poo doesn't count
>>6725742
>>6725752
I guess im not ugly because I get a new stalker every week.
>>6725785
I think mine's just a generic gay bar desu. I've never been actually
>>6725790
>>6725742
>talking to a guy on 4chan for 3 months now via email and texts
>we live like 10-15 minutes from each other
>we go to the same university
>he won't show me a photo or cam up on skype
>he doesn't have facebook, grindr or any other social profile
>all he does is whine about how depressed he is and how he's not good enough
>he claims to not be fat or married or old
Should I just block him? I've wasted hours talking to him and I realize now nothing I do is going to get him out of his shell. Why bother even talking to him when it would take a supernatural force for him to even show me his face?
Whats the difference between:
>a gay club
>a gay bar
>a gay pub
???
>>6725799
*from 4chan
we met in one of the lgbt skype threads
>>6725804
A club is a night club
a bar is a bar
and a pub is a bar
>>6725799
that sounds very stressful
i'd drop him
>>6725804
the same difference between a straight bar and club
one's for socializing, the other is for dancing
i've never been to a pub but i've always been under the impression it's just a bar
>>6725807
he has a long skinny torso and short thick legs
he's like a normal height person with midget proporitions
>>6725752
You're only ugly on the outside.
>>6725609
I try to for the most part.
>>6725586
But then you'll never find anyone, I guess its better than constantly calling head over heels for silly reasons.
>>6725578
Its best not to, it can't ever work out obviously, even if they do like you they'll still have that attraction to women in the end of the day.
>>6725764
I wouldn't ever do it anyway, nu-uh.
Your nan sounds wonderful haha, the older generation are generally all very much against it all, they just has a totally different world back then.
>>6725804
clubs are for twinks, bars are bears, pubs are for necromancers
>>6725799
Are you in the UK? Seems like UKfags are a bunch of depressed whiny trolls.
>>6725818
Yeah, gay pubs are quite cool. I used to go to one near here quite often but it shut down recently. It sucks, I have nowhere to go really..
There is another one in blackheath I'd like to go to however, I need someone to go with though. This is your chance, leave the house after years of no interaction and be surrounded by drunk fags, I'm sure it will do you good!
>>6725818
oh yeah, tons
the royal vauxhall tavern is near where i live, its where Freddie Mercury, Princess Diana, and Ian McKellen used to hang out
>>6725824
>>6725821
>>6725819
which is the most "beginner friendly" option?
>>6725835
necromancers have a skill tree based on endurance buffs
>>6725830
Well I meant to extend it by meaning that if a "straight" guy fell for you he'd be bisexual and from what I've generally heard and seen that's not an ideal partner as they often want a polygamous relationship, or they eventually just settle down for a woman.
>>6725835
depends on what you want, they're very different
if you go to a club you're just going to dance with strangers and it will be very very loud
bars are more laid back, but there's a chance you'll actually be approached by someone and have to converse
personally i prefer bars
>>6724128
>ALLAH
>ALLAH
>>6725847
its the custom in his country, it would be stupid to get offended by it. its no different to american atheletes shouting "U S A U S A" when they win shit.
if i had broken a world record to win a gold olympic medal, i would be overcome with excitement too, and i cant begrudge him his celebration. IIRC the qatari guy did the same.
>>6725829
Sure. I'll just instantaneously overcome my issues and fly over there to London on my rainbow-coloured wings to hang around a bunch of drunken strangers.
Would you date an emotionally damaged straight guy?
I really just want somebody in my life to be a sensitive girl with...
>>6725860
like id take out my pocket whiskey and start chugging
also did you see the egyptian judo loser not shake hands ? hope the prick gets a suspension for poor sportsmanship
Why has clownshoes never shown his face or body on here?
I can understand being depressed, having no self-confidence, feeling ugly, having a handicap, having a skin issue (acne, zits, etc.), being autistic, being out-of-shape, etc.. but none of these things have stopped anyone else from posting a face or their body on here.
I think there has to be another reason why he hasn't shown his face...
1. He's much older than he says he is.
2. He's married to a woman and has children.
3. He's part of an organization/church that doesn't allow him to be openly gay.
Perhaps all three.
Has anyone else thought about the real reason Clownshoes is so creepy and constantly gets standoffish if you even suggest such things?
>>6725880
or maybe he just doesnt want a forum of 30-50 anonymous jackasses critiqueing his body?
>>6725880
Because its 4chan and at any moment you can get creepy obsessive stalkers.
>>6725880
same with senpai tbqh
>>6725880
Where do you come up with this? If he doesn't want to post his face he doesn't have to, especially on 4chan where people take the time to obsess and create insane theories about people they've never met and know nothing about.
>>6725895
Creepy obsessive people? No way. Never seen any of those around.
>>6725835
What pudgepuppy said
but I couldn't tell you from experience
I've never gone to a gay bar or club
Only regular bars
>>6725752
Not really but I'm probably really autistic because I can't seem to get a bf
>>6725907
Do you not get weird and disgusted looks when you hang around flesh-having human beings?
>>6725912
the looks are why he does it
>>6725907
>pudgepuppy
is anyone in 3 digit weight fat to you ?
>>6725912
Only looks of jealousy
>>6725921
Anyone with flesh is fat compared to our resident Lich hitler.
>>6724128
>bends over and kisses the ground
that made me imagine some things
>>6725935
what does the end of this webm make you imagine?
>>6725875
>Would you date an emotionally damaged
no
>>6725939
whats the mistype ?
so you're like bones with tendons now?
>>6725938
>0:37
o-oh my
>tfw klokov will never wear wear a puppy costume for you
>>6725890
One must deal with reality in order to change.
>>6725895
Clownshoes can't be creeped on since no one knows his exact location.
>>6725899
I think some have seen Senpai's face. Sludgepuppy, Rugby, Venser, Buttslut?
>>6725902
My experience dealing with liars since I was 15 tells me things don't add up right with what Clownshoes is saying. He should at least post a picture of his hand or a body part or something.
>>6725903
Your mysteriousness and pessimism causes people to want to find out more about you. It's
your own fault.
>>6725911
>he has a severe social phobia
I don't buy it at all. He claims his parents, whom he lives with, allow him to basically do nothing all fucking day besides play video games. What parent wouldn't motivate their 26-27yo son to move the fuck out if they noticed he's never going outside or doing anything besides surfing the net and playing video games. Honestly if his parents are really like...allowing him to drown his own misery... that they deserve to be shot dead.
>>6725938
I wish the Olympics happened every year
>>6725950
You have problems, seek help.
>>6725950
the uk really isnt that big
one dedicated american could just go door to door and find him
also, his parents ""enable"" him bc he has a severe social phobia and broke down before.
>>6725950
>>6725944
Was a joke
people used to call slugde, pudge
when he gained a bunch of weight for a while
But I may be skinny but my body still looks nice
I actually put a fair amount of work into it
>>6725950
Sorry if I sound rude saying this, but why are you trying so hard to stick your nose in his business like this?
>>6725976
>directly copies text
>its a mistype
> how?
> twas merely a ruse
get your shit together mate
>>6725960
My only problem is you.
>>6725963
Too bad. It's called becoming an adult. Babying the manchild and keeping him far away from the mean bad world isn't going to help him.
>>6725965
comeeee onnnn mister bubbble beeee
>>6725989
are you autistic?
>>6725989
I don't think you're getting it
>>6725988
because it's 4chan and I can do what I want
also perhaps autism and my obsessive nature with creeps who dont show faces
>>6725990
You have problems. Seek help.
>>6725990
>Too bad. It's called becoming an adult
He says, pestering people online and obnoxiously demanding they bend to his whims and live within the confines of his own ideology, incapable of empathizing with the perspective of the people he's bothering.
>>6725989
People used to call him pudgepuppy for like a day thats all.
>>6725995
people give out tons for my jokes, that people end up misinterpreting. i give out shit for his poorly done joke and im the idiot. fuck me
>>6725976
you actually misspelled sludge here, lol
>>6725997
I'm not, i'm honestly not seeing a joke there, maybe im dense
>>6726011
... ok wow, i saw but thought it was just some boring mean comment
>>6726005
Following your logic, can't clownshoes just do what he wants also? Isn't the whole point of you getting so obsessed that he isn't doing what you want and posting pictures or personal information?
You're out at a club with your boyfriend when this bunny walks up to you and smacks your boy on the ass. What do you do?
>>6726006
My only problem is you.
>>6726010
Asking someone for a photo isn't demanding anything dumbass. It's 2016. Everyone shares photos and exchanges pics unless they have something to hide.
>>6726039
have you considered going outside to practice normal human interaction?
>>6726039
So you're gonna post a pic yourself? Unless you're a creep with something to hide.
>>6726034
>What do you do?
My hypothetical bf.
>>6726030
He's going to do what he wants regardless dumbass.
>>6726034
set bunny on fire.
set bf on fire for being a promiscuous slut.
>>6726025
you just suck at human interaction
>>6726050
I don't mind posting my face, pimples and all.
>>6726034
Get some scissors
>>6726061
>set bunny on fire
that doesn't seem like a good idea anon, the other bunnies might get mad
what animal would you guys like to see an origami of? I'm bored
>>6726080
do you have a massive overbite or something?
your whole mouth area looks weird as fuck
>>6726086
Dragon
That feeling when you realize that Liev Schrieber will never hold you down while he fucks you tenderly.
>>6726086
Origami penis.
DO IT DO IT DO IT
>>6726086
Could you do a snek?
>>6726086
rhino
>>6726091
I don't have a overbite, I have chompers for teeth though and do too many drugs.
Origaymi trip is clownshoes trying to change the subject off him. So pathetic.
>>6726121
idk i think behind closed doors he a pig pup, holly wood just isn't ready
>>6726086
Crane. They look the best.
where does zombii live?
>>6726133
hes in limbo until he admits he likes getting dog dicked by cerberus and offers up his honey pie
>>6726133
who dis wt
>>6726135
god you are just so unfunny its almost unbelievable. you're like a real live David Brent.
>>6726091
also people always tell me I look like a masc Jesse Star so you can fuck off with your comment you little cock sucking bitch
Hey zombii can you bite your hair or is it not quite that long yet?
>>6726142
>completely unprompted response
You sound v insecure desu
>>6726138
it's Zombii
Me amd my bf had a discussion about three days ago, we have had similar discussions in the past about me not giving him the attention he wants and sometimes me being jealous of him (I made an oath of not doing it again, but he brought it up even tho I haven't shown jealousy of him even since). This time around, he said he was disappointed of me and he thought I would change for him because he says he has done everything he could to change me and that he can keep doing it anymore.
I tried to apologize but he just feels down and don't want to engage in prolonged conversation.
Anyone have any advice? He still answers my messages but he's always sad or indifferent about it. I already apologized to him but says he doesn't believe in my words.
I really want to be different for him, but I can't make him see that...
>>6726140
so you're saying you don't like jokes based on 2000 mythology? shocker. as long I find it funny, its good enough
im just glad that i made the honey pie reference tbqh
>>6726142
>people always tell me I look like a masc Jesse Star
I'm not sure if that's a good thing actually.
>>6726151
Going to sound cheesy, but do the shit they do in movies. Go over to his house and give him the longest kiss ever.
>>6726151
this doesnt sound very twoway
is he making an effort to change for you? relationships are built around compromise. Just as you need to try to be more doting, he needs to try to be less demanding and give you the space you need.
Talk to him honestly, and don't just apologise for yourself but explain what you would like him to try and do in return for your efforts.
>>6726075
lol
>>6726079
the joke is that, by not being THAT funny, it's extra mean, which makes it funny again
>>6726135
im convinced u dont know how jokes work
>>6726151
you really should just break up. he's more or less saying he doesn't like you, he's clearly incredibly manipulative and insecure, and will continue to emotionally manipulate, likely just because he can, as long as you're in a relationship with him. it doesn't seem like he cares about your feelings at all if he's talking about this from his perspective (how much HE'S tried to change you).
>>6726151
>I really want to be different for him.
Wanting to be different doesn't mean you're taking the steps necessary to change, Wizzyboo. You need to take action. Simply wanting to change doesn't change anything!!!!!!!
>>6726169
I don't want to break up with him because I do feel it was my fault. There's things he likes doing and pass times he likes doing but I don't see them as he does, I don't pay too much mind about em and he feels frustrated because of that. I care about what he says but he wants me to be constant about it amd it gets a bit tiring.
>>6726170
I'm trying, but making progress takes time. I wanna change the oath I did was want of those changes, bit he's not all that as patient as I thought.
>>6726169
yeah i got how the joke fucking works,
i just went with the classic idea of people saying they want to get dicked by dogs (common on here) and followed up with the honey pie being his asshole. but apparently once i mention those topics, obviously its blatantly out of fashion to the point of being really unfunny. of course
>>6726132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prR67jMvfyg
>>6726192
Stop trying to make jokes desu
>>6726201
lol, that made me giggle
Who's the funniest trip?
>>6726213
hitler
>>6726191
The fuck did I just wrote?
I meant to say, that the path I made was one of those changes but apparently other things are also bothering him about me and he just went all out on that discussion we had and told me everything he doesn't like about me. I didn't thought he had all that bottled up.
>>6726135
>tfw no Cerberus bf
Two
Knots
>>6726213
Me.
>>6726218
Can you really blame him.
I mean you're probably the most hardest guy to date of anyone on here due to all of your issues.
I'm surprised he's stuck it out this long to be with you desu.
>>6726240
Nah dude, trust me I'm an expert on mythical dog penis.
>>6726240
>two heads
Gaygen sucks at mythology.
>>6726132
You gave me a great idea. Snake's finished, working on a few cranes now
>>6726247
Thanks, this doesn't help.
>>6726251
So... Three knots?
>>6726268
I'm full of good idea.
Post nudes.
>>6726271
I know, but I don't think there is anything any of us can tell you that will fix things.
Suck it up and do what your bf wants and desires even if you have to pretend.
>cute boi starts at my workplace
>easy 9/10, instant love
>very physical with me, hand holding, hugging
>calls me "bud" and it makes me swoon
>overhear him talking about a pregnancy scare he and his gf had
>tfw he will never cuddle me and call me his buddy
>>6726288
>Post nudes.
Post yours first Clowndad.
orthrus is the two headed dog
>>6726296
dude by the sounds, if he was gay, he'd have and give aids
pregnanct scares happen because people don't pull out yo
>>6726274
It's official, I'm saving myself for the hound of hades :3c
What kind of dick do you think Hades has? He was always my favourite in mythology. I wish a man would just kidnap me and treat me right.
>>6726310
aids wouldn't be too bad a price to get with that
>>6726315
Hades is into necro. Wouldn't recommend.
>>6726315
the Greeks thought big dicks were uncivilized so it's probably slightly bigger than makis
>>6726324
I'm already a zombie
>>6726324
I like that one.
>>6726334
look more like a 2nd rate trap than zombii
>>6726315
Kinda grumpy all the time, in the myths. Probably not to impressive. I mean he had to resort to kidnapping to get laid.
Clownshoes is an old dirty man.
>>6726350
I started to decay a bit more since that picture was taken
>>6726151
>>6726191
>>6726218
>>6726271
>mfw people think this is me
>mfw people think i would ask you people for advice when you're all a bunch of jokers
>mfw gaygen thinks it's in a position to give out any advice
You faggots are a bunch of gullible idiots. tip top kek, how is that for catty?
>>6726170
>>6726247
You are a stupid bastard you know that?
Has anyone ever heard clownshoes voice?
>>6726361
i mean, if you became hell itself, what self respecting god/goddess would want you?
none. it hard be the plane of atonement bro
>>6726373
Regardless of it's you or not your relationship is surely going to end the same way... lol
>>6726373
Wouldn't it make more sense to be a Lord of Cinder, given that the soul is no single specific entity but an amalgamation of multiple?
Anyone ever heard clownshoes voice on vocaroo or skype or in the discord group?
Ask yourself why that is.
Why won't he upload a sound bite of his voice?
Is it because he's an old dirty man....
>>6726373
How are you and Jersey Wiz? Still in love? Engaged yet? Living together yet? It's been 2-3 years, right?
>>6726361
Imagine all that pent up thirst though
Imagine the savage lust of a cruel and lonely God being thrust into you as he dedicates himself to you and you alone
>>6726400
Tired of stalking clownie i see. lmao
>>6726405
are you under 250lbs yet?
>>6726404
honestly thinking about it, vulcan would be better. sure hes like a demi god but like "need a buttblug? ill forge the best one in the land." need a dildo because hes got a limp half human dick? he'll make the best one possible.
and he'll do all the work around the house.
plus, you get to feel good about dating a disabled person
>>6726405
clownshoes is incredibly boring
he should just kill himself
WHAT THE FUCK
one of my nipples is weird and puffy and the other one is relatively normal. how is this possible???
fuck i hate my nips
>>6726420
Do you mean Hephaestus?
Ok guys, here are the cranes. It's a happy family picture with the 2 gay crane dates, their 2 adopted crane children and 2 stolen crane eggs. I'll post the snake next.
>>6726424
sorry, i was thinking of the roman god. pretty much the same deal
>>6726432
>dates
should obviously be dads
I can't find the snake though
>>6726432
Good grass.
Cranes on the left have ugly faces though.
>>6726427
So you're still a 300lbs landwhale. Congrats I guess.
OH FUCK
>>6726447
Takes an ugly to know an ugly.
>>6726453
is snek
>>6726453
RIP
I found the snake ;_;
>>6726465
Bury r00d snek.
>:3c
>>6726465
I cri
>>6726465
I really like this snek.
new thread:
>>6726560
>>6726560
>>6726560