Sex. For an mtf (and in other ways, ftm) it looks quite bleak.

>>6693097
Stroker her dick maybe? Grope her tits? Suck on her earlobes? Kiss her tummy? Touch her armpits? Suck her feet? Massage her butt? Kiss her? Tell her you love her and how sexy she is?

You really are a bad lover, friend.

>>6693097
>there's no mutual masturbation and foreplay involving pleasuring her
This is untrue in most cases.
Maybe there are less options before surgery but there are still definitely ways to please a tranny outside of sex.
>I really do not understand why a guy would be satisfied with a trans girl
For the same reasons he'd be satisfied with a cis girl.
>anal
>worse than vaginal according to the majority
Pick one.
And once again, after surgery that isn't the case.

>>6693110
>Stroker her dick maybe?
no >:C

>>6693141
I prefer tit touching aswell, but I don't mind my dick too much. Mostly because there is no real alternative.

>>6693173
i have to be super into it before they go anywhere near it. but if i am into it, it's generally okay, cos i can manage to not think about it and just enjoy the pleasure. but it's still risky, because that one random stray thought is enough to ruin the experience and make me want to stop. :/

>>6693110
>Grope her tits
I got no sensitivity there. Well, I can feel things in them, but not to the point of it being pleasurable.

>>6693189
I feel similar about my balls. Don't think I'll ever get srs, because let's be real, only desperate hons want a botched surgery, but I'd get an orchi. The amount of dypshoria when somebody touches my balls is intense.

>>6693206
yes those are definitely way worse. im holding out on surgery until i can be guaranteed completely functional, virtually perfect surgery. we're pretty much in the same boat. trying to learn to really get into anal, but the prep is such a huge turn-off, and the worry about pooping on his dick is just... lmao.

>>6693201
that's weird, do you have actual breast tissue? mine feel pretty good, even tho they're still small.

>>6693235
Yes, I have breast tissue.

My girlfriend loves it when I give her head. Well she's fine being a top so it's good.

>>6693097
>implying trans people aren't unlovable monsters

>>6693235
>the prep is such a huge turn-off, and the worry about pooping on his dick is just... lmao.

The only time I've ever needed more prep work than just taking a shower earlier in the day is if I'm sick, or I just pooped. Other than that its basically just lube me up, ease into it, and im ready to go? The amount of prep that goes into anal is vastly overestimated.

>>6694372
i wouldn't feel comfortable doing it without a lot of prep before hand. would be too distracted otherwise.

>>6694411
The only time my ex bf ever got shit dick was when I literally had diarrhea (I told him this, and urged him to reconsider, but he didn't care, and wasn't upset when it happened .... straight guys are weird...) and even then it wasn't *that* bad, just kind of gross. The excessive amounts of prep can actually be detrimental, tbqh, it makes it harder to relax if you spend so much time thinking about it.

>>6694453
... i just wanna get fucked in a hole that i don't poop from. :(

>>6694467
Spiro made this a reality for me... Month long constipation is not fun

>>6693110
all of those things sound awesome to me

>>6693173
That's the thing, like mine works but it's between this (I exclusively like females) or what I've seen trolls describe as "an open wound that another man sticks his pipe in". I'm not so keen to cut mine off yet. Maybe I'm the 3rd gender meme, we'll see how my snow flake specialness feels in a few months when my tits actually start growing and I realize HOW FUCKING FUCKED I AM IN LIFE.

I pretty much only like small petite women. I knew I always loved bisexual girls, now I know why.


I dated a gender bisexual girl last. She only was attracted to men, but liked girls romantically, so we worked well despite me trying to be a BOY friend... Which is why it failed, because I'm not a boy. I just look the part.

>>6694467
I've never had this desire. I'm terrified of my poop hole D:

I just want to make her happy and I can't.

>>6693097
>that feel when you'll never have a cute fem body like the girl in op's pic
>that feel when you'll never have a real vagina
>that feel when you'll never be a real girl and be loved
p-plz kill me...I want to die so bad I hate living...

>>6694453
>The only time my ex bf ever got shit dick was when I literally had diarrhea
Lol omg that's gross...I'm not gonna be able to get that image out of my head now.

>>6694520
iktf
*hug*

>>6694539
I KNOW RIGHT? I kept asking him "are you sure you want to do this, are you sure?" and saying things like "I dont think this is a good idea" and stuff like that. Ultimately it wasnt even anywhere near as bad as it could have been (there wasnt really any leakage, and it wasnt enough that the bed even got dirty, other than lube) , but im surprised he didnt end up with a UTI because of it. That was also the first and only time we had sex without a condom (I had him tested before) .

>>6694722
shoulda just told him no, not today im sick. at least you warned him though.

>>6694411
Than do some prep work beforehand, it's not hard or complicated. Your making this much more difficult than it is.

just have a quick bathroom enema with the appropriate kind of bottle or nozzle, and just squirt and rinse out about 2-3 times in a row or more until ...well discharge is just water, than wipe self with soap and water, and tada...your ready for comfortable no mess anal.

Probably because males weren't meant to have sex with males. Penis goes in vagina. Your ancestors for 100 billion years understood this concept, not sure why you struggle with it so much

>>6697479
>What is a prostate?

>hasnt had '''''grs'''''
>not taking advantage of incredibly ergonomic penis
fucking w e w

>>6698547
This is the truth, but watch the mentally-ill harpies swoop down with claims of AGP FETISHIST!!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE YOUR PENIS OR LET ANYONE BUT DR SUPORN TOUCH IT!!! AND IF YOU WANT TRANNY DICK YOU'RE A FILTHY CHASER!!

we have dicks and boobs u kno

Just give them headpats. What they really crave is attention. Its a result of being raised male and being unable to cope with the crushing loneliness of being denied all physical contact. Male children are taught to "grow out of" wanting hugs, holding hands, etc. Trannies (and other effeminate males) never learn, or are incapable of learning to deal with it, and so they seek out affection through being submissive and gay.

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honestly, I'd probably try to add to the conversation, but I'm forever a virgin and the closest thing I'll ever have to sex is eating a fuckton of pizza and playing video games until 5 AM.

still, I'd imagine sex would be pretty shitty but then again so is everything

>>6693097
Straight men don't give a shit about foreplay.

>>6694371
That's right! I'm a soulless demon, raarrrgh.

>>6701856
>shitty
>sikh pun
kek
sex wouldnt be shitty girl, post a kik if you're in australia - ill make sure its great ;)

>>6694722
>>6694539
that's not even that bad
unless there's a bunch just don't be easily freaked out