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this took place a few days ago
>I'm gay
>at a bar
>guy orders a drink
>I'm already drunk as fuck
>I ask him if I can stay at his house because I'm drunk
>he says "okay" in the thickest fucking Russian accent I've ever heard
>he drives me too his place
>we play halo for a few hours
>we exchange phone numbers incase we want too hang out again
>he lays down on the couch for about 5 minutes
>he's hot as fuck
>I try too resist
>I jump on him and start kissing him
>toolatenow.jpg
>I suck his dick
>we fuck for a really long time
>after that he lays down on his couch
>visibly crying
>I ask if he's ok
>he turns too face the back of the couch
>forgive me mother Russia, for I have sinned
>suddenly realize he's probably homophobic
>I leave before he fucking stabs me
>about a day later I texted him saying I'm sorry
>he didn't respond
What the fuck do I do?
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goddamn is this 5 nights in a row now?
i need to lurk less.
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>>6688794
(Laughs as OP gets murdered by a huge Russian guy with a beard)
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>>6688794
Oh it's this thread again...
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I want to fuck putin
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>>6688826
>posts a thread
>"I'm lurking!"
*bbbbrrrrrrt*
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>>6688794
>I leave before he fucking stabs me
Anon, he's not one of those (pic related), no need to be so cautious.
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>>6689955
who doesn't
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>>6688888
I would take those quints seriously
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Reminds me of the copypasta where the russian guy phones his mom during sex.
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Should have spun him over for round 2 whilst singing Korobeiniki.
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