>be me
>Russian
>raised in homophobic family
>live in New York
>realize I'm bisexual
>god fucking dammit
You are now in one of those most gay-positive areas of the country, what problem do you have again?
>>6674611
So you have literally nothing to complain about, basically?
ok? nigga just go get dick on grindr. who tf cares?
Would you like to squat on my dick, Vladamir?
>>6674691
Would you like me to Putin my dick?
>>6674704
Cracked me hardly
>>6674611
That's disgusting. When did you decide to become russian? I hope you aren't going to convert young impressionable kids to invading Ukraine. :^)
>>6674611
courageous and strong/10
you're a hero, op
>>6674842
I'll invade your butthole for the glory of the motherland, filthy capitalist
>>6674879
Is your name Ukraine? Because I want to ram my tank into you.
Don't worry about it, Pavel.
I'd be bisexual too with such qt Russian rappers like Pharaoh~
>>6674611
You the same guy that fucked the femboy after playing Halo?
Good on you, OP.
>>6675870
Who goes around memorizing obscure fictional 4chan stories? What sort of a...person...does that?
>>6675870
Do you know how many 20-30'year old Russians use 4chan?
>>6676681
Yesterday, last week, a year ago. I don't go memorizing fictional stories about fictional characters in fictional situations in fictional locations knitting and sewing and the other boring shit these cunts pretend they're doing.