What are some telltale signs of a "straight" guy whose

>homophobia
>indication of being closeted
thats not how that works.

gay face syndrome

>>6650887
Although homophobia =/= closeted. There actually are some clear signs of guy being closeted gay by being a openned homophobe or literal "too way macho".
THose signs are:
- Trying VERY hard to prove his masculinity to everyone around him. Like they are not even care or not even questioning. But he still trying to prove it.
- He talks about girl-tits/asses/viganeras way too much. Sending his friends a lot of nude/halfnude/sporty/slim girls pictures and trying to discuss how he would put his pingas into their vagenerous.
- Doesn't have a girlfriend or has tons of them (can't stick to relationship).
- Whenever his masculinity or straightness is under question becoming furious and trying to return to first paragraph of this list.
- NEVER will joke about him being gay with other guy, cause it will cast shadow onto his masculinity.
- Will avoid anyone who looks like a faggit.

if he sucks dick hes prob gay

>>6651692
What about the guys who always talk about penises? The ones that think randomly talking about cock and balls is funny, even just blurting out the words.

He brings up homosexual shit a lot. Brings up marriage, brings up how cool gay people are, brings up his gay friend, brings up that lesbian girl he knew once, brings up that time he was in a gay bar by accident, talks about how confident in his sexuality he totally is, that one time a gay hit on him.

Or on the opposite side brings up how much he hates homosexuals, how ugly dykes are, how much he hates homos in tv/politics/shit-you-never-new-there-was-a-gay-in, that one time some disgusting homo hit on him, and if you get too close to him brings up how much he's not a homosexual.

>>6652135
Tbh cocknballs is pretty funny.
Not gay at all.

>>6650887
theres no need to tell
if they're in the closet then they're in the closet and it's none of your business

>>6652135
I work in the trades and straight guys love drawing dicks, talking about dicks, grabbing other dudes dicks, etc.
They're not gay though, and most of them are pretty comfortable around actual gay people as well without any desire for having sex with other guys. It's just typical male bonding pretty much. Confuses women and gays, especially gay dudes not used to working around straight men. I worked with a rather effeminate gay guy in our office and had to constantly explain to him that straight guys do "gay stuff" all the time but don't consider it gay so he should stop harassing the straight guys.

>>6650887
>>Homophobia is a classic

Is there any evidence whatsoever for this meme?

>>6651509

>>6651509
>>6656079

>Homophobia is a classic
>Is there any evidence whatsoever for this meme?

Yes actualy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_plethysmograph

There is a test that is used to see if a man is aroused by something. (Link related, if you want to know details, read the page.)

Anyway,

>Male homosexuality
>Phallometry may be able to distinguish gay men from heterosexual men. A phallometric study indicated that men who are more homophobic show greater penile arousal to stimuli depicting gay sex than do less homophobic men.


So yeah, there you have it spelt clearly, homophobic men are more likely to get aroused by other men.

Sources are below:
http://link.springer.com/article/10.1007%2FBF01542714
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/0005796767900368
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/0005796763900123

>>6656148
Arousal is a lazy way to measure sexuality, and completely unreliable. Most men and women get aroused when they see animals fuck, does that mean that most people rape an animal at some point in their lives? Almost every wrestler at some point gets an erection from rubbing his dick on another man, does that mean 99% of wrestlers are gay? Most women experience vaginal lubrication while getting raped, are most of them going out and trying to get raped again after that?

The fight or flight response is accompanied by many different physical symptoms. Dilated or constricted pupils, you know, things like that. The fight response is correlated with penis enlargement, the flight response with faster ejaculating and smaller penises. Do you think these straight scientists considered that these straight men who admitted they wanted to attack gay men having their penises enlarge by .3 centimeters (which is very nearly within their margin of error, I wonder how many times they did this experiment until they got the results they wanted and threw out the other results) might be experiencing that fight response like, well, like they said they would?

But no, straight scientists test straight people, and they get the results they wanted, and Jesus hath spoken. No straight person ever did anything evil, not even kill gays. It's always gay people that do everything bad according to straight people. That's how deceitful your kind are.