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So I'm wondering why normal straight men are complaining about no girls ever wanting them, and how it's so hard for straight men to get dates.
I:
>am a mallet
>have huge-ass hips
>have literal D-cup moobs
>have no dick
>am overall mediocre-looking
And you know what? Women are all over me. It's too much to handle sometimes.
Why are they, men who were born right, supposedly having problems with women?
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>>6627987
pic pic pic
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>>6627987
you're probably more respectful towards women than your average straight man. ... or you're lying, or you're attracting lesbians.
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>>6627987
lol mallet I meant manlet
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>>6627987
Because you probably don't act obnoxious in front of women
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>>6627987
what do yur gfs look like
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>>6628365
>you're probably more respectful towards women than your average straight man
I don't think of myself as overly chivalrous, but I guess I know a bit more about how to not come off as a douchebag and/or creepy. Not sure though.
>or you're lying
No defininitely not. What would be the point of bragging as an anon on 4chan anyway lol?
>or you're attracting lesbians
I think they're mostly the type that doesn't know how to label their sexuality. Probably heteroflexible/bisexual.
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>>6628893
>What would be the point of bragging as an anon on 4chan anyway lol?
You'd be surprised
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>>6628863
They range in looks, but the one I'm currently dating is gorgeous. (Idk if it will work out though, as I don't like the responsibility of having a relationship.) Most girls who are interested are slightly above average.
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>>6627992
I may upload one when I feel like it, but it's late where I am so not now
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>>6627987
Haha this reminds me of one of my friends who's ftm. He's been asked out more than anyone in my friend group. Which is great for him, he's a good guy, but one of the girls in the group was flabbergasted. She didn't understand why people she saw as out of his "league" were asking him out.
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>>6627987
Ftm is mustard raisins
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>>6627987
maybe you pass so bad they're all dykes
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>>6628893
>Probably heteroflexible/bisexual.
Not all bisexual people are into androgyny, but I've found that quite a lot of them are, much more than straight and gay people. I'm bisexual and I find androgyny extremely attractive. Extremely feminine dudes and extremely masculine chicks are incredibly hot and also incredibly rare. Generic straight cis guys are competing against a huge pool of other generic straight cis guys that are more or less interchangeable as far as appearance goes. People that pull off androgyny well are rare as fuck. If that's you, then you're a unicorn; take advantage of it.
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>>6628965
>>6627992
I originally wanted this to be anonymous, but whatever. Here you go.
(If you know my screen name, please don't comment it.)
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>>6630939
You're a meme by now
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>>6630939
ugh I forgot they flip uploads.
Hopefully this shows up right.
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>>6630941
Are you my gf?
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>>6630941
Because she always calls me a meme too lol
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That is some major generalization! And are u saying that gays/lesbians/bisexuals/pansexuals/antisexual/vegans/attack helicopters aren't normal. Your a bigot! Kill yourself.
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>>6630954
Are you even on T? Because you just look like a masculine woman.
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>>6627987
women generally have much lower standards when they date anyone besides normal straight men
when they date normal straight men they want nothing less than Chad, but when they see an FTM they think "omg he's so cute and interesting and unique!" and just ignore any flaws
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This thread in a nutshell...
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Why are you fags so easily offended? And I'm asking this in 2016.........................
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>>6627987
You're probably just rich.
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>>6631030
So the lesson is, if you're not Chad try to be interesting in any way and you'll score. Yeah that works.
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>>6631113
Jesus m8. 4chan doesn't fucking care about your self esteem, or anyone else's for that matter. If you can't learn that quickly, you're best off just chilling at tumblr.
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>>6631078
Lol I wasn't offended, I was trying to figure out what the problem is.
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>>6630954
Something about you reminds me of this guy.
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>>6631162
Yeah I think I'm going to get plastic surgery if I can afford it on top of the trans expenses
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