mtfg

>>6531866
>traizn grkilz
noice

is bus ok :( ?

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time to bust out a classic train meme

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>>6531866
bus: me
train: dysphoria

>>6531876
that's the best train meme

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>>6531876

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i lik train

>>6531879
anyone have hedonists trolley problem?

>>6531874
bas later died of eternal bleeding

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10703057/r

fuck i told a cute friend i would send her fresh nudes

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>>6531866
>this op

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>>6531883

>>6531885
We get it Kayla

>>6531891
I'm not kayla
I just kind of like her

>>6531876
move to california. i have an extra bedroom if u need a place while you look for a job.

offer will always stand in the future too.

>>6531882
ELANNA NO

my practitioner doubled my dosage of spiro.
now i'm on 200mg a day

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update on kayla the tomato

>>6531901
>now i'm on 200mg a day
this is normal dose though?? hope you're enjoying the twenty trips to the bathroom tho

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>>6531900
Ur nit boss of me

>>6531906
:3

>>6531896
>tfw not a feral catgirl with your new scary owner to bring me eggs and water to help you acclimate and feel safe in domestication
>tfw the months of captivity pass and you begin warming up to your owner and occasionally licking his hand and nuzzling him
>tfw still too scared to meet his friends and you hide in the closet until the spooky strangers leave
>tfw you slowly crawl out of the closet and peak around the corner to see the spookies are gone
>tfw you realize your owner loves you and you go snuggle up and fall asleep on his lap

>>6531907
it's totally worth it

>>6531909
:3c

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>>6531899
thats really kind of u to offer. i love the idea of moving to california. i will absolutely keep this in mind.

i have to say that i still pretty much have no clear idea on what i want to do with my life, which makes deciding on things incredibly difficult for me. but if it turns out that moving out that way is the right move then i'll talk to you about it.

>>6531906
You named your tomato plant after Kayla? That's adorable.
You should use it to make ketchup, and eat the ketchup with severely overcooked steak.

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>>6531908

Hi everyone, how goes it?

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cont. from our last episode...

>>6531861
>>6531878

>just be urself!!
;3; I'M GONNA TRY IDK. i want my nose and brow and chin done still but i just wanna look like .... like the way i look now. like irl ppl stare at me constantly cause i look rly andro and ppl can't always tell what i am but they assume i'm a girl? i want that but prettier. also i didn't know you were trying to figure out all the gender stuff c: is that why you always talk about transition in the way that you do?
AND YES pls inform us of ur meetup cause i wanna hear all about it assuming i don't hear it from her first lol

>>6531871

just get likeee one from sally's and play around with it. it won't be super high quality but it'll give you an idea and be cheap!
is vermont nice? i've never been there. Connecticut seemed nice but i've only been to new haven or w/e? let's take a trip tho

>>6531914
>and eat the ketchup with severely overcooked steak.
I hate that I understand this reference. I hate that I remember how Kayla likes her steak cooked

>>6531913
<3

how do i become someone's live-in catgirl??

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>>6531916
is that the guy from the yogscast?

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>>6531916
God damn I lost it

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HELP

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I want to grow up to be a droideka.

>>6531922
idk, but let us know if you find out.

>>6531924
I fucking hate lewis

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>>6531929
Don't let your dreams be dreams Chara.
First step is to draw one of those weird transformation comics in msp and upload it to deviantart.

ok so say what you will about game of thrones the worst thing about this fucking show is the theme song. terrible dude.

>>6531947
Thank you, i will.

Ty for understanding my gender.

>>6531953
it gets stuck in your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgfPYetWWJw

also if you want more of a well constructed story read the books

>>6531957
this version is way cooler.
this should be the theme song for halt and catch fire.

the story is ok. as someone who read the wheel of time, and it being my first and favorite fantasy series, game of thrones is a weird sort of way to tell a story. it's interesting to see the opposing ways the two authors attempt to world build and create conflict. I wildly prefer Jordan, but Martin is entertaining enough. He has a penchant for good characters - I especially like Petyr Baelish and Davos Seaworth.

hi im nim and im okay today

Nini mtfg
I love y'all. Stay strong. You can beat bad feelings

I'm not going to go as far as saying I'm trans, but I'm definitely non-conforming, and I shaved today, and it was great.

>>6531986
post bp

>>6531986
hey maki/cartman/birdy/spartan

rip thread

>>6531986

I'm a cis male and I shaved today and it was pretty good too.

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Wow so, I've always had little bumps on the back of my arms since I was 10 or so. Today is my 3rd day on HRT and oddly enough they are significantly disappearing...

o.o

>>6531916
trainsgender?

>>6531990
jokes on you I only trim my face, back and dicc sometimes

>>6532009

That's called Keratosis Pilaris. If you want to make it less prominent/red, amlactin moisturizer works pretty well. I've been using that daily on a dermatologists' recommendation and mine's improved a lot. HRT definitely didn't fix it at all for me :(

>>6532023
should shave ur legs
it feels nice
ngl

ahahahahahahahahha the trannies on SGDQ right now

the voice
the feet

why can't I hold all these hons
why can't they just develop a proper girl voice

>>6532030
>SGDQ
Space Ghost Daily Quizzler?

>>6532032
Summer Games Done Quick, it's on twitch

>>6531986
and a new tranny is born
>>6532009
estrogen makes the skin smooth
>>6532030
aw man i don't wanna see this do i

kiwi is dead

>>6532034
They're not that bad...they do sound like they haven't trained their voice much though, mostly the one playing.

>>6532035
Proof?

>>6532034
the difference in voice between qt girl announcer and the tranny doing the run is so jarring LOL

its amazingly horrible and they can't even ban twitch chat fast enough

>>6532030

Idk how you can have the time to play pikmin 600 times in order to learn the game and not have the time to learn to speak in a way that doesn't revolt people

also no hate on the shoe size she cant help being size 15

>carpooling with friend to work
>he says that I smell a bit
>but I smell distinctly of girl
Why does this thrill me

>>6532038
They sound like the older sister from Bob's Burgers.

>>6532037
There's none, don't listen to anons trying to spread rumors lol

>>6532027
(no)

>>6532039
could have at least had feet off camera or worn better shoes

>>6532036
"not that bad"
>its literally more masculine than most of the male runners

is there a translator for twitch chats??
>>6532036
voice is the hardest part of being a tranny. i don't blame them. i imagine its very awkward tho.

do people vote for who runs the game at agdq? how is it decided who runs and who couches and stuff?
>>6532038
;_; that runner is very brave. i'm sending her my soul energy and i hope she does well. hons stick together.

>>6532043
I just like asking because I know they won't deliver

I'm wincing. What is up with all the trannies at SDGQ this year?

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>>6532038
>>6532030
Aww, I feel bad for her. She's a cutie but her voice needs work but that's hard for all of us so I can't judge. Bluh, I hope she's gonna be alright, that's gotta take a lot of guts to put yourself on stream like that.

>>6532047
most of the GDQ stuff is closed doors for how its run

and they can be "brave" all they want but voice is all on the person, not genetics or money etc.. its something you can do for free in relatively little time.

nobody has any excuse for voice being bad honestly

>>6532050
GDQ is gone full tumblr/leftist for years now, totally ruined compared to the first few years

>>6532053

Also go to that girls Twitter Emily Brooks. Week worth of depressed posts regretting going to SDGQ. Jesus it would suck to be a hon. She has balls though.

i wanna play pikmin
>>6532050
there were more earlier? or do you just mean narcissa? is she even speed running anymore?
>>6532053
there's no excuse. i mean, some of it is definitely based on starting time for hrt and genetics. the lower the starting point the harder and longer it is to a good voice. and as someone who doesn't even have a detectable adams apple and had a pretty good starting point, voice is pretty fucking hard.
so i tend to be forgiving.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/transgender-transition-timelines?full=1

meme :)

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>>6532057
>Hey guys, this run means a lot to me right now. If you have the chance and can stick around to watch, that would mean the world to me <3
this is just heart breaking ;_;7

>>6532057
>The question is do I even want to look at 4 Chan and reddit comments after my run...

She knew.

>>6532058
There have been 3 today. All turbo horns. The ones earlier were way worse and one speed runner bragged about his hot girl who was total ultra mega hon. No narcissa. God why do these horns destroy our reputation

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>>6532062

>tfw you realise you have to be dead inside to make it

don't bully the hons

>>6532057
link? I wanna see this

>>6532058
idk voice was super super easy for me
not sure why or what to say but it took maybe 3 months of practice?

could have something to do with all the choir I was in through elementary and highschool I guess?

>>6532064
this its actually infuriating
>go to doctor
>DOCTORS WHO FUCKING SEE IT ALL AT CLINICS
>"why do you take estrogen, PCOS?"
>"oh.. you don't seem transgende.."

>>6532064
im pretty sure turbo horn is pokemon move

>>6532072
>https://twitter.com/emilybrks

It's sad, don't bully.

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>>6532063
>>6532057
FUUUUUUUCK
I JUST WANNA HUG THIS GIRL AND MAKE HER FEEL BETTER
ALL THOSE DEPRESSED TWEETS
SHE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON RN
gah
fuck
I might donate just because I'm feeling the empathy really hard right now

>>6532062
What's this all about?

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>>6532037

this emily chick is so lost rn
>>6532064
which games? were they cringe? did they at least do the games well?
>>6532072
not all of us can be cissies like lucky :' )

>>6532076
God damn. I just want everyone to know I am going to do my best to represent our peoples in a good way. I am a genius and becoming very successful. I hope I can show to others that trannys aren't all mental cases and some can overcome the sorrow to change the world for the better.

>>6532081
kek

>>6532076
>>6532079
SHE BROWSES THE CHANS

WHAT IF SHE COMES TO THESE THREADS LFMAO

oh god I'd die if this was me

>>6532083
I mean, I lucked out on transition after having a shit life before and still a relatively shit life now so I guess it balances out
>tfw too poor to eat today

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>>6531947
Something like this?

>>6532083

I forget. One was speed running and the other one was a couch trophy for her neckbeard man. Pretty adorable desu if they weren't both uggo

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>>6532087
>WHAT IF SHE COMES TO THESE THREADS LFMAO
I hope not 'cause this place isn't good for anyone but sheesh I wanna do anything I can for her if she does

>>6532079
Do you think everytime she hears the female host she dies a little from dysphoria? I know I am.

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>>6532093
I hope not, I mean, cis girl tier voices are possible if you just work hard at it and stick with it. Unless some girls here have been BSing me with voice changers but idk I trust 'em.

>>6532079
>>6532087

I know right, she knew people were going to shit on her. I don't see how she had the strength to go through this.

And she still has like an hour to go.

Is that girl next to her on the couch trans too? Wow 4 trannies today on stream.

there's this coworker i've been getting romantic with the last couple of weeks. although we're still just "friends," we both really like each other. she even wanted me to take her virginity. everything is going fairly nicely until today.
we were on the phone and i asked whether she was progressive or conservative. she said she was somewhere in the middle. this shouldn't be problem, but i haven't told her about the "trans" feelings i've been having this past month. i don't know how she would react. i told her i wanted to get my nails painted and she offered to do it, which was nice of her. she knows i'm bi and is okay with it, but that's it. she doesn't know that sometimes i like to dress up in my room and that i want to be pretty and sometimes feel like i want to be a girl. i know i should've brought this stuff up very early in our relationship, but i didn't know how to.
it makes me soooo fucking sad because i really like her. i was really excited about this whole relationship thing starting out because she truly is a fucking sweetheart, but i'm 90% sure this is only temporary. i know that we don't have super similar beliefs or ideas although we do really enjoy and want each other's company (so far). i know she is not the girl of my dreams.

and even if everything worked out perfectly, she's leaving back to school (two hour drive) in mid august. i'm so fucking sad.

i know this isn't particularly mtfg related, but it's been eating me alive today. i just want to rant. i'm sorry

DO NOT BULLY

>>6532093
If I had money I'd ask announcer to do some really cute voice effect that shes known to do sometimes lol

god I'm awful

>>6532091
tie the noose for her idk

>>6532098
I can only imagine the mentions on twitter for her rn oh goddd

so on the topic of how runners are selected for AGDQ...this runner, Emily Brooks was apparently selected based on her time and level of optimization in Pikmin. She's not the best runner tho...so why?
Well one of the board members for this event spoke about it at length on reddit (lol) and what he said was, an i'm paraphrasing:
Emily has the best 8 day time - though the game can be completed on the 6th or 7th day, it's too up to rng and the run is less likely to meet it's expectation if they selected someone to do that run. Emily has the best day run (in part because she plays a wii port of the game which speeds dialogue and cut scenes apparently). Board members also selected runners and their game types to be shown based on whether it's ever been shown before, and whether their time in the optimization they play has been beaten before.

Pretty interesting, imo.
>>6532087
i'm sorry you didn't get to eat today. if i could feed you i would. no one deserves to be hungry. the world is a bad place.
>>6532090
how can you tell they're uggo? the runner cam is so small

i think emily is cute
CUTE

her voice isnt awful, she just needs a little work, and i think it would be hard to keep up a good voice anyways while under that much pressure

https://youtu.be/GCnx5mBuvIE

>>6532105
What does she look like?

>>6532034
e-emily so doesn't want to talk she's so ashamed of her voice oh god its awful when the donators are like "runners choice" and they go "emily? whats ur choice"

;-;

>>6532103
Lmao evil

The look, the voice, the horror. Also a lot of <message deleted>.
It hurts to watch.

>>6532101
Nigga that's like the only entertaining thing to here.

>>6532105
A little work?

>>6532104
thanks I guess but I'm kinda used to it.. happens more than you'd think

>>6532108
lets be real the guy on the right is a qt at least

>>6532110
its so cringe I can't even watch unmuted rn LOL

Fuck this thread is brutal lmao. Too bad she is having a bad run.

Honestly atleast she doesn't seem psychotic like narcissa

that said this run so far is not looking good and i've never even played this game. i think to a runner's eyes this is probably a disastaaaah
>>6532105
the voice is not good.
yet again i'm gonna plug girls rituals here. this chick is trans and she sounds like a cis female pop star:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfSWly4oD0I
I cant quite speak for her looks or taste but, she's got the voice on lock.

That transgirl next to her is pretty hot and way better voice.

>>6532114
What the hell is this song

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I can't watch it's so painful.

>>6532112
That dude on the far right is the smallest person on that couch. Of course he would look cute. Those two barely fit in the screen.

oh man I forgot you can view someones mentions if you search to:emilybrks on twitter

LETS GOOOOO

>>6532118
Post best gems pls I'm about to shower

>>6532113
is narcissa psycho? have not kept up, what's up with her?
>>6532112
;_; i'm sorry lucky.
>>6532116
spazzpop.
genre created by some weirdo from new jersey like ten years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEGV-lAaG7M

That announcers voice is triggering me bad. Fuck being born a guy.

>>6532118
all are positive, I don't think people are gonna go on twitter just to bash her.

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stop bullying ;_;

>>6532132
You look great hon

>>6532133
im not her i just don't like it when people are mean

>>6532121
this thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/3xh38p/was_narcissa_formerly_known_as_cosmo_implying_she/

also just anything on r/speedrun/new rn

>>6532133
she really doesnt deserve to be bullied

>>6532137
You're in the wrong place bud.

https://youtu.be/k85mRPqvMbE

check this out

>>6532150
damn thats fresh dude

>>6532139
i'm...not seeing the red flag here?

>>6532154
https://youtu.be/FxdhE5O0mGw?t=26s
basically Cosmo decided to transition during a mental breakdown

seemingly no mental health checks before pills either

not a good situation there

>there are reddit arguments at this very moment
>because people saying "tranny!" in twitch chat were being censored
>but people saying nigger weren't
>caring
>about twitch chat
(lol)
side note
>congratulating your (trans) partner on their 2 year tranniversary in the middle of your speed run
>outing them to everyone on purpose, with pride
>chasers

>>6532158
Isn't that pretty common with informed consent? Minus the breakdown.

>>6532158
the like
i guess you would call it juxtaposition?
the contrast between -cosmo- doing the attack helicopter schtick, and -narcissa- being crazy
is really jarring.
and sad.
i watched cosmo stream before, when it was cosmo, and he was fun and endearing. even if i knew he was a tranny. this chick looks craazzy.
>>6532162
who in where even gets informed consent? everywhere i've ever looked required a letter.

>>6532168
My pcp set mine up without a letter. I got one the week after from my psych anyway but thats beside the point.

>>6532160
if you go watch the vod for the end of the FO3 speedrun the girl literally cringes as shes outed
>you can literally see the moment when her heart breaks

>>6532168
apparently it started when his/her long time girlfriend broke off their relationship so.. yknow

really not a good time to choose to transition, mentally speaking.

the fall of cosmo is literally like watching a hollywood celebrity go off the deepend.

fuck

>>6532175
apparently the girl gave him permission to out her in front of thousands, I don't have any sympathy for anyone dumb enough to run or even attend this event when they don't pass, I can't imagine any person who experiences dysphoria could deal with either of these situations.

>>6532168
Good evening Oddish, yr up late
I'm bringing back my trip bcuz I'm pathetic and I can't stop this craving to be understood.

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The cringe, I can't take it.
I am gonna do something else.

>>6532186
i really dont see how its cringe

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https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/723321519384842240

>the people representing us

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Hii /mtfg/
how are you?
today was a little difficult but things are OK

>>6532191
you'd be really cute if you got ffs

>>6532194
t-thanks anon

>>6532191
u r super super cute
i wanna kiss u...

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>>6532191
Things were rough for me as well. I had a sudden case of sadness. What was difficult about your day?

Hey future suicide victims,

Can you get your fetish followers in order and stop these faggot children from adopting your lifestyle?

They're only doing it to fit in with other outcasts. The modern emo or goth movement. Not a legitimate gender identity crisis - just self loathing.

So yeah, if you can stop this cancer from spreading that would be the tops.

>>6532168
emily was picked to play pikmin and beat it in 8 days and with a time of 1:11~. so....she's at 1 hour now.
>>6532175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVzfuRCniWI
found it. this

speed running bethesda games is wrong and kinda evil. i don't trust bethesda runners.
>>6532185
hi there....juniper? how old is this trip? i feel bad for not remembering you because the name is familiar but there are SO MANY PEOPLE

>>6532191
pls cosplay the MC of undertale

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Don't be sideways.
>>6532190
>https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/723321519384842240
That's like half of all the fuckers itt.
>>6532191
Heyo. neutral. things are always ok. why so difficult?

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>>6532200
dont keep me waiting anon
>>6532202
woke up really sick with headache and had to go into work :(
>>6532205
but im trash at cosplay anon

>>6532204
sorry. I'm being dumb. It's yr stupid pen pal. from the north. I had the trip for two days only then im anon

>>6532203
listen hrt makes you infertile and i want humanity to end. so...the more trannies the better.
>>6532207
GOGURTS YOU'RE JUNIPER
that's a cute name you're cute

>>6532208
it'd be such an easy fit for you and the costume is simple!

>>6532203
fuck if I haven't tried. You should be targeting the tumblr gendermemers, I've tried to get through to people but its hopeless.

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>>6532208
Ah thats no good, try drinking tea and getting some headache medication when you are feeling sick in the morning. It seems to help me.

>>6532208
but i cant...

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tfw got a massage and ate out for breakfast lunch and dinner today. I'm so spoiled but I want more.
How to make my pictures not so sideways, anyone? google is too far

>>6532175
Holy shit I just tracked down this clip you were talking about and I've only made it 2 seconds in before I winced and had to pause.

fuck girl, how are we ever gonna get respect with this kind of shit happening everywhere..

>>6532216
i might have some tea rn
thank u anon
>>6532217
why not anon

>>6532212
Dengoo :3 yr way cuter though and probably not 1/4 as gross in person. I have disgusting skin and I'm a giant.

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>>6532218
I'm jellous. How long was the massage! What kind of dinner did you have? Are you celebrating or is this a special occasion?

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>>6532218

>>6532219
>thinking trannies need/deserve respect
if you can't pass as totally female you're gonna get mocked and there is nothing more to it

when you play the game of genders you fix yourself or you off yourself

also
>mfw we're like 1:30k people and there are more trans runners than female runners
>people still say GDQ isn't pushing leftist bullshit

>>6532221
uhh becuz you arent right here with me...

>>6532225
She massaged me past my session because I control time. It was probably 50 minutes. I had spicy chicken burrito. I'm just an american bfg.

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>>6532229
well what are you going to do about that anon

god dude he looks like such a straight up chaser. chasers, not even once.
>>6532224
the prettiest girl i ever met was 6 foot, and she was trans. so dw bout it. plus, you have a gf. i am perpetually single and loveless. so you must be doing something right. part of it is definitely make up. you know make up and i know 0 make up.

>>6532228
but its better for me if other people change and im the only person who matters

>>6532227
what are u trying to tell me dude

>>6532228

Yeah I've seen 4 trannys on stream today, literally what the fuq? Is it because we are all stay-inside-autists that have a high probability of no-life-ing games?

>>6532233
uh idk what can i do?

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>>6532239
dissapointing anon

>>6532242
im sorry... v~v

>>6532234
Everyone is loveless. Romance is nothing but a sack of lies but it is the truth I have come to despise.

>>6532238
Playing games to vent stress, I can understand, I used to. Now that my life isn't anywhere near as stressful, I can't even be arsed to load one... What I don't get is how and why you can even spend time watch ing strangers play. It's even more boring and pointless than watching sports on TV and that's saying a lot...

>>6532247
https://youtu.be/OMTizJemHO8?t=34s

>>6532252
idk dude
u saying im dracula?
I do suck
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>6532252
>DAY NINE
>ONE HOUR FORTY MINUTES
IT'S A FUCKING DISASTER
>>6532247
not true. love exists and stuff. people have love. i'm just really bad at romance. every romance i've ever had in my life has been embarassing and now it's a bad memory.

>>6532256
Nah you're cool senpai.

>>6532257
its so painful lmfao
inb4 she slits her wrists in the hotelroom bath

narcissa would be fine if she got some teeth worth and plastic surgery and then worked on her voice
but she is a reddit hon

>>6532257
Is that too bad? I have no idea about pikmin, but I guess she was really nervous doing this.

>>6532261
and a name change

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>>6532261
SPEAKING OF
>that face

>>6532266
seriously who names themselves narcissa thats.. ugh

Its interesting but I think i might have my bar lowered somewhat on "what is a hon". Then again I see fat ladies on scooters at walmart

>>6532242
>Aussie shitposter shitposting

>>6532268
pretty sure she comes here though, I remember a few months ago before she came out an anon saying they wanted to call themselves narcissa was posting here before we told the person that it was a snowflake name and that she should pick something else then she left

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>>6532271
and proud

>>6532260
i feel so bad for her
>>6532261
also
-her hair is bad
-she's tall and doesn't dress very well
-adams apple
i mean you can name a bunch of problems with her but i've seen tall girls work it. etc. she just doesn't have a sense of style i think. idk. something intangible.
>>6532265
the expectation was eight days in an hour ten. world record is six days in an hour ten.
and that record is two years old.
>>6532274
i'd be surprised if she came to 4chan. she can hardly handle reddit.

>>6532257
It exists if you believe in it. Idk. I feel love I guess. No one is more awkward than I though. Love is just a game of endurance. I am titanium.

>>6532277
The sad part is that I see CIS girls who look worse on a nigh daily basis around me. Example fat girl with buck teeth and a overbite.

>>6532278
Imported from russia to make U2 spyplanes?

>>6532270
I'm so afraid of hons. They're always trying too hard to be nice.
>>6532261
There are trips here much worse than that bitch

>>6532278
name an awkward embarrassing thing you did
i'll start off small
>fifth grade
>still a genderless little asshole
>get a nosebleed in p.e. randomly because why the fuck not
>hardcore fifth grader
>walk straight to the bathroom to clean up before anyone notices
>look very carefully at the restroom signs to make sure i don't go in the girls restroom
>cleaning up
>two girls walk in
>ask them why they're in the boys restroom
>look around
>no urinals, just a maze of hiney hiders
>also there's blood everywhere
>girls run away screaming
and so it began....
>>6532280
i've seen ladies at wal mart with stubble dude. i didn't even question their gender. it was just some fat texan lady with stubble.

>>6532280
>CIS
why the fuck do people keep typing it like an acronym?
this ain't fucking star wars nigga

>>6532275

You know who's a hon! Red. Faye must have been so embarrassed to have to walk around with her, dragging her around

>>6532282
Hopefully bike frames tbqh.
>>6532280
makes me feel alright. especially giant and/or hairy cis girls. and the ones with kermit the frog's voice.

>>6532287
thats SITH
CIS as an acronym actually is the commonwealth of independent states, eastern europe.

sober. drunk. high.
with or without anyone
one of four weeks successful
lookin optimistic

gonna smoke this weed ٩(ε )۶

>>6532287
Sorry I didn't know how to put it. Also I think she was a droid supporter.

>>6532285
my manager has the nickname furby, she can grow a better pair of sideburns than me bless her.

>>6532285
The funny thing about stubble is that it's literally the easiest way to clock a tranny. Except... PCOS, menopause, adrenal hyperplasia, you know... Plenty of cis women with some facial hair that's beyond reasonable plucking.

>>6532257
>>6532234
>>6532277
>>6532285
take a break from 4chan

>>6532302
damn it
the fuck I do then
even after I shave i appear to have 5oclock shadow

>>6532295
Nope, CIS, not sith. Confederacy of Independent Systems.

>>6532285
Dude cmon. I got bullied by girls and didn't have any girlfriends until I switched high schools. Everyone thought I was gonna shoot up the school. I felt like fucking buffalo bill. When I attempted to date girls I couldn't confess to my first love, tried in desperation to date a meth-head 14 yr old when I was 17. I ended that before the first date and she shaved her head and threatened to kill herself. Other girl I tried to force into this emptiness of a heart tried cucking me while she went out and fucked literally multiple homeless dudes. All while trying to be a man.
>>6532291
stfu anon

>>6532308
You know it's fucking true.

>>6532308
>14 year old meth-head
you fucking what??

I feel out of place posting as anon here cause im like maybe 1 of 3 anons posting right now

also im drunk and high

>>6532305
Concealer is a good stopgap. Salmon or light orange since it balances the blue of beard shadow.
Then get laser when you can. It's not that expensive and it's peace of mind. It's not permanent on the worst hair, around the mouth that is, but it works well even if you're in for a number of touchups after the initial sessions.

>>6532314
us anons need to stick together
we're family

trips get out
except the cute ones they can stay

>>6532302
when are you getting rid of your stubble?

>>6532316
>except the cute ones, they can stay
so basically only smiles

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>>6532316
do i get to stay anon

>>6532318
hmmm at the moment..... yes only smiles

>>6532320
actually ur way too cute you might have to leave

>>6532320
>16
I'd hit it.

>>6532320
how is your tummy tonight?

>>6532312
I think Red looks like a model, my friend.
>>6532313
Yes. She was really my only friend at school but she was quite mentally unstable so I couldn't date her. She is a beautiful singer now too. I cried the good tears when I heard her music the first time.
>>6532314
sober up chump theres a civil war a-comin

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Ugh looking for apartments sucks

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>>6532321
awww :(
anon im crushed
>>6532323
sure lets go with 16 :v
>>6532325
much better thank u anon

>>6532308
this is brutal to read. my relationship stories are a little too embarrassing to recount in public actually. ask me later if you wanna seriously cringe.
so i'll take it you don't like cucking
>>6532303
but mtfg is only good when it's dead in the middle of the night.

>>6532317
As soon as my dermatologist is back from holidays and I manage to schedule a touchup session. Which might be later than I planned but after being locked up for a year, I definitely need to resume laser, yeah.

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>playing OW with this guy with a super deep voice who plays genji just like i do
>who i kinda like in a hot voice overwatch boy kind of way
>he's really flirty and says i'm his favorite to all of our OW friends etc
>calls me his wife and does special stuff in game with me
>get play of the game as tracer
>"babyygirlllll you didddd it :)"
>literally wet from him saying that
>mfw

why am i such a whore lmao

>>6532329
Oh I thought you'd turned 16
I'd still hit it.

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>>6532334

>>6532327
its always weird seeing how people change over time, the shy, caring girl that sat next to me in class now has 2 kids and drinks far too much. Shame really..

>>6532333
>why am i such a whore lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

>>6532333
You're literally just a gay guy pretending to be a girl online to get a qt guys attention.

FUCKING FETISHISTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6532334
wew :S

>>6532330
I don't like most cucking but I'm poly lol. I don't like being cheated on and I don't get aroused by cuckold stuff. Save some stories for our warm nights together ;)

>>6532329
Have you been drinking plenty of water?

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>>6532342
Ayy whatsup bbgurl hmu ;)

>>6532346
yes and its helping
tyvm anon

>>6532343
>our warm nights together
gogurts if you keep this up people will start to talk

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>>6532347
but thats not allowed anon
i have to stay pure

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>>6532338
>>6532340

i mean these are both tru

>>6532351
Pm me on steam
U know who it is ;)

>>6532350
Lol let them talk. gossip dirt.

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>>6532348
your welcome

>>6532338

Wow holy shit, fucking pegged 100%.

Get help: >>6532333

>>6532356
i'm pretty dumb anon i dont

>>6532360
you're so brave :0 i trust you

>>6532363
Im hurt
Im gonna cri
Don't u remember all those times I sexually harassed you on skype

>>6532364
https://youtu.be/kjVuvanv6SM

>>6532364
If you're out on the road
Feeling lonely, and so cold
All you have to do is call my name
And I'll be there on the next train

Where you lead, I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to
If you need, you need me to be with you
I will follow where you lead

don't trust me idk what im doin

>>6532365
im sorry anon :( youre going to have to remind me
msg me on steam if u have me

>>6532366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JOsUhrrxeg

>>6532375
oddish it must be like 6 am 4 u holy shit

>>6532375
https://youtu.be/7Pqmr_SI2AQ

>>6532376
it's 5.
uh yea idk i'm watching brote.
i'll probably fall asleep soon.
>>6532372
this was sweet btw i refuse to not trust you

>>6532373
Sent ;)

>>6532379
gilmore girls lol
what's brote?

sleepy thread

it be 420 time to smoke that weed

>>6532383
brote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQethZBldHs
i was gonna sing a song to you like uh
golden girls theme song?
idk dude

>>6532386
Lets go to the old folks home

>>6532387
holy fucking cringe

>>6532385
im hungover

>>6532389
thanks for reminding me wkuk was a thing
i saw them perform once but forgot

>>6532387
you nerd
Everyones sleeping around me

>>6532391
Sorry dude, don't vomit.
>>6532392
I like timmy the most

>>6532398
bruh, thats not cool :(

>>6532402
Eat potatoes. And drink sugary water. And stay strong.

>>6532386
yassssss bb <3

even tho its actually in 49 minutes i be smoking up this blunt

good night
>>6532405
dont get too high

>>6532405
west coast sux

mtn is where it at

>>6532405
QUID
QUID
QUID
QUID
QUID

>>6532412
wut bish i be east coast 4eva

west coast had 4:20 hours ago silly

>>6532410
no u

>>6532405
weed is boring, cocaine is better

>>6532416
QUID
QUID
QUID
QUID
QUID

>>6532415
omg so needy all of the time

>>6532420
fucking

nice get though

>>6532416
You're fucking kidding, right?
It's 3:42 on the west coast as I post this.

>>6532421
you're just so hard to get a hold of lol

>Google recommending books about domestic abuse
this is creepy

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>>6532424
KATE
KATE
KATE
KATE
KATE!
KATE

not spam I promise go away capcha

>>6532419
idkkkkk nigga that

>>6532423
HOLY SHIT WTFFFF

MY CLOCK WAS FUCKING WITH ME IT KEEPS CHANGING BACK AND FORTH

well as long as it's still this time zone when it gets to 4:20 for both of us
we can both smoke up c:

>>6532419
attempting suicide actually gives you the best high

>>6532435
my friends will never know what they heard me laugh about on the internet

>>6532424
jfc wtf are you even talking about im like always on ;-;

>>6532435
wtf

>>6532433
each to their own i suppose

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wat do me bored ?

>>6532424
shes easy to get hold of.

>>6532442
lets see how many of the last replies to the thred i can rack up in a row

nvm fuck you all

>>6532442
>>6532448
s-she never replies to me ;_;

>>6532454
i ALWAYS reply to u wtf we just have different timezones is all D:

>>6532463
yes :D

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all the ladies want these mountain shoulders and the dwarves love this barrel chest

>>6532463
cant find u on the skypes?? D: D: ? D:

>>6532463
give skype, and ill add you

>>6532467
looking good, Honbell <33

Hugz & kisses
Rwanda

>>6532467
all the ladies wanna look as qt as you :v
QT

Kit is dead I just know it.

i really want to fuck a passable trap and enjoy the neet life with them

the more i think about it the more i wanna do it

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>>6532467
I see a sexy gurl whose milkshake brings all boys to the yard. If i wasn't married to my beautiful wife Muriel I'd jump you if you'll pardon the pun xoxx

Autumn xoxo

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hii /mtfg/
im bored af
what are you all up to
this photo took me ages to take :v

>>6532501
Self critiquing my photos through a manic stage

water is nice at least

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>>6532476
>>6532491
pls my sides
>>6532478
=)

>>6532481
obviously add me... quidlet it's quidlet!

>>6532501
hugboxer who hugboxes ugly hons is a hon himself
no surprise familia

>>6532501
>what are you all up to
Wishin' you were my wife, tee bee aych.

>>6532522
>smiles
>hon

Word has lost all meaning

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>>6532522
t-thanks ;~;
>>6532523
it can happen anon

>>6532525
If it ever had any, do you think I would have used it in my screen name?

im back :3

>>6532528
it did at one point legitimately have meaning.

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>>6532527
>it can happen anon
lmao
Nah, nigga, I'd find a way to fuck it up if I got that lucky.

>>6532531
Yeah, I guess. But there's absolutely no one here who qualifies for that one meaning and I doubt there's ever been a single hon posting in here, so... Seeing the word thrown around as an insult to other posters in this general is just hilarious.

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37 days left :3

>>6532534
i believe in u anon
>>6532537
ooh
what till?
mones?

>>6532522
This word has lost all meaning

>>6532540
Suicide famalam

tfw ur parent ruins ur entire fucking year

>>6532540
it's angie.
til her damn 'suicide'.

>>6532545
elaborate girl

Vent to us

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>>6532540
>i believe in u anon
Then marry me, you tease.

>>6532548
she said i could self-med and now fucking changes her mind

FUCKING FUCK GET ME FUCKING HIGH FUCK

I just bashed my head against a monitor and now my vision is funny too :/

>>6532543
>>6532547
oh
please dont do that :(
>>6532550
gonna have to wait anon :v
im not sure you have the patience for that

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>>6532547
It will be glorious

>>6532555
Retard

>>6532558
Why not?

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>>6532558
>gonna have to wait anon :v
>im not sure you have the patience for that
Hey, I've been alone all my life so far. I can wait, bby gurl.

>>6532560
Angie you know full well you're not killing yourself.
Pack it in.

>>6532560
because things get better
and i really would miss u if you did :c
>>6532561
aww :( anon

>>6532555
what is the possibility of you being able to secretly self med? I did for a month and now I'm secretly medding through a doc