I recently moved away from home to prepare for college. I've purchased myself a new laptop and so I left my old desktop back at home for my parents to use. I got a text tonight from my mother asking about the stunning amount of gay big black dick porn on the computer. She wants to talk tomorrow. Her and my father are complete conservative anti gay Christians.
I'll get to the point: what's the fastest way to kill myself?
Congrats, you're officially away from home. Which means you no longer have any obligation to satisfy your parents needs.
If your school isn't expensive, you can probably afford to pay for it w/ a student loan, so them pulling college funding can't even stop you.
Tell them you'll tell them immediately after your big black dick party where you'll be sucking lots of big black dicks
Also tell them how much you love being at college
>>6501169
>race mixing
I hope they disown you.
Are they anti-blacks too?
>>6501267
he's gay you can't race mix retard
>>6501505
that's not the point