/mtfg/ Trans Girl General

first for i'm prettier than ufufu

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Dyed my hair again, this time with just one box of blonde dye and I'm surprised at the difference, usually I need 3 boxes to even make a visible difference but my hair is much more blended now instead of blond in some parts and brown in others. Does look a bit orange but it doesn't look THAT bad.

>>6486267
Jelly

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Nth for this feels better than the pound of weed I bought in college

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im gay

>>6486381
Only if all that could help you, hon!

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I'M A HON AND I'M PROUD

>>6486382
ok

raise ur hand if ur nude

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>>6486379
fucking android I s2g I am done with ur shit

>>6486388
me

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>>6486391
>you will never be as cute as Amy
why even live?

>>6486394
nice

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>>6486381
Do you get your levels checked? I just found out mine were like, 2nd trimester pregnant woman, and I have to come off for a bit.

Also You should post food when you make it, I loveeee food

>>6486372
its not a competition, lol
there are tons of trans girls who are prettier than me...
i just pass well is all

>>6486391
>little head
>huge square body

>>6486404
Just something I thought of, the one time I had super high estrogen levels come back in a blood test it was because I didn't realize that there was a certain amount of time after last taking your meds that you should get your levels tested at (doctor didn't tell me this); did they tell you how long you should wait for the blood to get drawn to compare against reference levels?

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>>6486404
I juuust started injections last week. 2nd dose is tomorrow.

I'll go in the second month

Ffff
That would explain the milkbags & emotions.


I have before, but I Dont usually take pics.maybe I should start.

However, lazy culinary related, I ate this bad boy yesterday.
Omfg. Yum.

>>6486404
wut kinda soup is that

ive been posting for a while about my pre-hrt questions and so on under anon

>been together with online gf for 5 years
>2nd year or so i came out as transsexual to her
>moved in near her finally and everything was great we spent the most of our time together
>she pushes me to come out to my parents says she wants me happy
>/r9k/ says im going to fuck up a dream relationship
>come out to my parents
>she freaks out/its habbening
>she goes back and forth, unsure about sex, thinks im a straight female bc i cant cum to her
>tells me she's blocking me on everything for a couple of days because she feels like garbage
did i fuck it up /mtf/? how much do i need to give up for this? i tried living in the middleground but im not getting anything out of it, i feel sterile in society. should i just give up for her?

>>6486416
>tfw your fave passes but your body doesn't

>>6486403
raise ur hand if ur rude

>>6486426
me

>>6486422
you'll find someone else you weirdo
you can't keep repressing you'll end up a hon

>>6486405
im prettier and pass better than you
but you look still okay

>>6486426
right here

>>6486422
your transitioning is more important than the relationship
if you can't have both, just break up.

>>6486422
It's possible to have both. Just have open conversations about what you both want and need.
It's tough and shitty but you both need to be on the same level. And if you do transition, her feelings need to matter as much as yours. When you're with someone for that long, it's both of yours transition. Good luck.
t. Engaged and 8yr anniversary next month

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>tfw complaining about stomach cramps at work
>boss thinks its period pain
>"uhh, if its bad u can take these and sit down for a couple of hours"
>prescription extra strength painkillers

>tfw my boss got me high as a kite at work cos he thought i was bleeding from my vagina

>>6486434
okay
good for you..???

>>6486439
>your boss thinks you are a cis girl

I don't know this feel

>>6486428
>>6486435

r u also nude?

>>6486422
Were you able to cum to her before coming out to your parents? Like, I don't see how you could before coming out and not after, and you've been living together for a while, and you're not on HRT yet. So, what's up with that I guess?

>>6486447
yes and strong as hell

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>>6486434
Brianna is that you?

>>6486447
>>6486394
>>6486428
yes
nude and still in bed with warm cuddly blankets

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>>6486417
They accounted for the day it was taken, they said my peak levels were probably 2500 mg/ml because I took it 5 days after injecting
>>6486418
You should, and if it looks good I'm gonna ask for deets
>>6486423
>tfw the opposite
>>6486420
Tomato bisque... But my variation of it

>>6486436
we always solved issues pretty smoothly and she always supports me, she helped me crossdress several times. so i dont see why we couldn't, she made me start this afterall.

>>6486429
>>6486436
i feel like she doesn't want to even bother trying though and that's what i dont understand

>>6486449
uh i can only cum from straight up sex while im on top, anything else has never worked

>>6486457
tfw faye will never cook for you

>>6486459
Do you not want to top her now? Were you okay with it before, or just doing it to make her happy?

>scammer calls me back a day later saying they're gonna give me 2000 dollars more than yesterday
>sketchiest fucking number ever
how do they expect even retards to fall for this shit

Feeling somehow better.
Electrolysis is great for panic attacks. Psychical pain in general is great for panic attacks.

>>6486451
OMFG
HOTTTTTTT
SOMEBODY MAKE IT RAIN ON THIS HO
>>6486456
get rid of those blankets tho
they're holding u back sis

>work months perfecting my voice
>grow my hair out to halfway down my back
>get to my target weight
>still too scared to go on hormones

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>>6486457
Speaking of...
5 days.
Like on the 4th day after injecting, counting the day of....
Or 5 days after.

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>>6486446
it's prolly because of how i act/speak, cos imo i dont look all that femme, that and i usually carry pads/tampons in my bag for cis friends, incase they forget or w/e, and im p sure hes seen them

>>6486466
My favorite are the calls from Windows technical support or whatever, nobody in my house even uses Windows.

>>6486474
not sure if trans?
or just scared of no passing

>>6486242
http://youtu.be/JNKwYVg6V8E
This is midori, but like their more jazz shit. They have more hardcore songs too. Jazzpunk is gr9.

>>6486474
Are you happy not being on the hormones? If you honestly are doing alright without them and aren't just scared, then maybe that's okay. But it sounds like you want to go on them. What has you scared?

>>6486481
they were calling me "from the US government" lmao. And the number showed up as "XX X XXXXXXX"

>>6486481
>living the /g/ meme dream

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>>6486391
did the thing

>>6486464
something like that, she enjoys it, but no she wants to have it the other way without actually being willing to try different ways to get there.

>>6486485
i love midori; 385 is another band who does a similar style.

>>6486434
>doesnt post a pic

>>6486492
THAT'S FUCKING SCARY OMG

PLZ LET FFS NOT DO THIS TO ME

>>6486494
Have it the other way?

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>>6486461
>tfw your mom drops by and you're wearing pic related in front of her with half a shirt, and talking about if you should cook a poblano or a tomato soup.

I like can't get over the fact just slightly changing my voice and wearing clothes in front of her has totally made her accept me being trans

>>6486484
>scared of not passing
>scared that id regret it
>scared about the thought of losing fertility
>scared that i'd be shunned by my family
>scared that i'd never have a normal life
>scared that i'd never find love


>scared that i'd pass perfectly but an apocalyptic situation would render me unable to get my hormonesagain

>>6486500
What's scary?

>>6486501
she wants to be on top and get me off in different ways, like some sort of her doing it instead of me. i just cant cum from handies or blowjobs, feels good, and i dont know if its completely impossible because we havent tried for long enough, but she just gives up or she's already done, so who knows

>>6486500
Don't worry FFS surgeons have access to depth perception which I lack.

>>6486492
UNIT ACTIVATED.

I AM AV-9nQRK.

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>>6486508

>>6486445
yeah im really good, thanks. i'm young and not even on hrt yet so when you are old i'm going to look better than cis girls

>>6486453
>>6486496
have a face, you're lucky i'm not charging you

unsee.cc
/diguzane/

>>6486506
post pic, we'll tell you if you'd pass
>regret it
would you regret not transitioning?
>losing fertility
you can sperm bank if that's important to you and you have the money, otherwise there's always adoption
>never have a normal life
you won't have a normal life if you're repressing either
>never find love
happily with my boyfriend of 2 years

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>>6486461
Oh, have more cooking pics!

I'm super hungry now!
>>6486475
You take shots super close together, I'm like doing 7 days and they want me on 14 days

>>6486518
Ahhhh

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c o m m u n i s m

>>6486519
>unsee.cc
>/diguzane/
time stamp nigga

>>6486519
>that neanderthal brow
>that chin
suuuurre

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>tfw your stylis says you have a masculine jawline and chin

JUST FUCK ME UP

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>>6486485
>liking hipster garbage
your music tastes are shit
mine are better
Jazzpunk is a dope game tho

>>6486506
>scared of not passing
good it might happen
>scared that id regret it
you wont regret it. (unless you are not truetrans)
>scared about the thought of losing fertility
yeah it's sad
>scared that i'd be shunned by my family
you wont
>scared that i'd never have a normal life
you wont. you were born with a disorder (not mental, omg).
>scared that i'd never find love
you probably wont
>scared that i'd pass perfectly but an apocalyptic situation would render me unable to get my hormonesagain
Bought 20 pack with 28 tablets each not to long ago. Assuming you had SRS or orchi. That would give you 20 x 28 x 2 mg = 1120 mg. 1 mg per day give you 3 years. Enough time to figure out how to make hormones yourself.

>>6486534
>things chaser say

So I've been on hormones for about two years now and something REALLY strange has begun to happen.

I think hormones have made me a nicer person.

I don't know what I'm doing but men have begun holding doors open for me and just coming up to talk for no reason at all!

They also offer to pay for my drinks and some really nice ones have offered to pay for a hotel room for me.

I didn't realize this nice person was inside of me all this time but stopping all the repression has really made people like me more.

>>6486379
cute!

>>6486306
Eat only
>products made from whole grain flours, no processed flours.
>Drink and eat whole milk products. Skimming the fat off milk leaves all the sugars behind, but your body doesn't register sugars. It only registers vitamins, minerals, fats, and proteins. So with 1% milk, you just got 100% of the sugars, and 25% of the fats. Your body only thinks you drank 1/4th of the volume of milk you did, and wants more.
>non processed meats in variety. Get at least two servings each of red meat, fish, and poultry a week. The red meats are bad for you scare was really due to the red meats being eaten were processed like luncheon meats and hams are. Those people that ate only non processed red meats had similar health outcomes to those that ate chicken and fish.

Do not eat
>foods high in carbohydrates, ie starches and sugars. Standard refined flours are mainly starches and sugars so near 100% carbohydrates. The good part from the germ with all the vitamins has been removed from the grain. Cane juice is just unfiltered sugar water. Similar for many fruit juices used for sweetening. They are a way to disguise added sugar.

Basically, keep the food as natural as possible, and your body will recognize it as food when you eat or drink it.

Smoothies are the devil. They turn foods that are normally solids into liquids. Your body doesn't then recognize them the same, and you get hungry faster. Oops. So, eat the carrot or orange, don't drink them.

>>6486541
I like fusion music if it's done good

Jet griiiiiind radioooooooo

>>6486505
aw thats adorable. im glad your coming out more.
>>6486526
dont make me leave the house today

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>>6486552
kill me elanna

I joined the American military today girls
They'll pay for srs and hormones.
God speed.

>>6486547
>i look better than all of you
>posts neanderthal pic
>"things chasers say"
>things defensive stuck up trannies say

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>>6486548
>tfw gay boy from pwr bttm concert last night is texting you a little too much
>tfw no one gave a shit about you before hrt

It was really my inner beauty that changed though.... R...ight

>>6486532
mhm definitely too good for you and blew it out of your imagination

>>6486534
lmao there's nothing wrong with my chin and thicker eyebrows are in. they have been for a number of years. what do you do? draw yours on like a transvestite? sorry you couldn't get the perfect arc like me. stay jealous and stay out of my face loser

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i want pizza

>>6486560
chin looks find and her brow looks fine except she has deep set eys

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>>6486550
Juice your veggies, eat your fruits!

But yes 100 agree dis is top post

>>6486563
LMAO this damage control

>>6486522
this is an older photo that ive posted before but i have fairly manly features

unsee.cc
/risebamu/

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>>6486564
"Pizza"

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proof that I don't pass without my hair

>>6486512
Maybe the two of you could switch or something? I mean, I guess she may have strong preferences about topping for girls and bottoming for guys, but it seems like something you could talk about at least. You should reassure her that just because you haven't cummed doesn't mean you weren't enjoying it or anything, she probably feels like if she can't get you to ejaculate then she's doing something wrong and you don't feel attracted to her or something, I don't know, performance anxiety or something.

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>>6486572
delicious pizza

>>6486573
we didnt need proof hun

>>6486581
>bitter hon detected

>>6486568
no control needed honey there was no damage. have fun wearing your sports bra in your room while not being out of the closet, poor fag loser

>>6486563
it's not your brow hair, it's the bone mass between your eyes and how deep set your eyes are
>jealous
no, you're actually really unattractive

>>6486573
this what your vocaroo lesson has done for me so far

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iHm2IVR88x

i realized i was speaking from my head when i called my cat so that helped

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>>6486579
You're a fucking pervert

>>6486494
I gotta listen to them now. tyfor rec
>>6486541

>uses hipster as an insult
>2016
Kill you are self
>>6486552
Would you stop playing with that radio of yours?
http://youtu.be/n3anK6yGG-E

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>>6486558
Kill me first

>>6486577
is it weird that im willing to step down from this for her? im sure she understands ill resent her later, but im counting on offing myself by then or sedating it. are there any drugs to contain this or am i just doomed?

>>6486573
It's your eyes that don't pass. The rest is fine.

>>6486588
ayy, sounding better already.

voice training is simple but people make it so complicated

>>6486599
p sure it's my nose, chin, and souless eyes

>>6486585
lmao it's cute how you're so upset, hon

>>6486587
lmao okay you're obviously a bitter and jealous hon so i can't take your criticism seriously. have fun convincing people i'm unattractive, i pass and i'm not even on hrt. can you say the same for yourself? that's why you have to talk shit as anon without showing your face. sucks for you?

>>6486604
What? No! there is nothing wrong with your noes. Only eyes are fucked up - maybe eyebrows too.

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>>6486590
i'm just hungry, that's all

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>>6486573
Your really cute tbqh
Don't be so hard on yourself

>>6486600
it can get annoying if you don't get it right

its annoying because right now when i try to move my larynx up it just twitches so i have to swallow and stop my larynx at the right spot if i want any hope of getting the voice right

i can hold that voice in the vocaroo for like 3 seconds and it still doesnt sound right

how long does it usually take to get something decent?

this is day three for me

REEEEEE I WANT TO BE PRETTY AND DESIRABLE TO MEN

All this food talk... I think I'll just go back to that 0 kcal "diet"...

>>6486616
I spent 6 months just talking to myself while playing vidya. I never really noticed the difference myself, but my mom was eventually like "holy crap, you sound so different now"

and at this point it's hard for me to go back to guy voice. I probably got lucky though because i started at 17 before I ended male puberty.

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>tgirls always talking about >tfw no bf
>they never want you
i know im not brad pitt but it still hurts

>>6486605
>hon
you must have caught a reflection in the bathroom mirror while you were standing up to pee like the man you are?

>>6486609
you showed your face without a timestamp and you expect us to believe you. rich

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>>6486612
That's a gross looking slice of pizza tho

>>6486609
>strawman argument
objective criticism is irrelevant of who it comes from

i never claimed to look better than anyone, so why would i need to post my face?
im just letting you know that you're not as good looking as you claim to be

>>6486385
Hey Kiwi?
What is this comic?

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>>6486629
are you cute?

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>>6486505
presentation means a lot...

>>6486548
They see you as a girl now...
>They also offer to pay for my drinks and some really nice ones have offered to pay for a hotel room for me.
They wanna get your clothes off. ;)

>>6486623
No! Not an option. :) <3

>>6486628
yeah its harder for me to just talk without having something to read

i've been reading posts on here out loud when no ones home

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>>6486593
Wasn't a insult dipshit :^)
I simply don't like the subculture, and personally I think anything that comes out of it is "garbage"

>>6486641
>They wanna get your clothes off. ;)
But they said I was interesting!

>>6486642
it probably helped that I sang in falsetto for a year in choir, but I'd recommend against that as it can hurt your vocal chords.

just keep doing whatever helps. it's gonna take a while. it won't just snap in place and be there, it takes time for your muscles to strengthen, and eventually it will become default.

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>>6486593
*graffitis u*

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>>6486635
any pizza will do
i'm just starving ;~;
>>6486638
gal bitch sho-nen no insei

>>6486651
i actually just want to be able to switch whenever i want

im still guymode

>>6486593
Hipsters are bad anon, they are shitting up my area selling bowls of cereal for £4

>>6486651
>>6486642
just out of curiosity, what kind of voice training do you guys do?

>>6486616
You're going too high too fast if that's happening, try being ok with it not sounding perfect, its training you need to tighten it, get the muscle strong, then tighten it some more
>>6486600
But most people don't sound good in person, the hard part is having a naturally good strong and resonate voice, too many people add absurd amounts of pitch breathiness and nasal to their voice until you just say "well no man would talk like that"

Very very few people sound natural in public

>>6486640
no srry

https://unsee.cc
/mutizare/

>>6486631
i am a rich girl so thank you. i'll take your asking of timestamp as a sign of defeat, so thank you for being the loser you are

>>6486636
>objective
>claims to have the universal opinion of my face
you obviously don't know the meaning of this word, stupid. i know i look good and lots of people say the same. you are just a hateful anon who is mad that someone who looks better than them. give it up grandpa

>>6486526
Ofuq.. I guess I could space em out more & just listen to my hormonal emos of my body talking to me.

Idfk what I'm doing.

>>6486658
They just make cereal into ice cream flavored where I'm from, I love my 5$ scoop of organic captain crunch

>>6486529
I can help arm anyone who wants an AR-15.
And I've slowly been expanding into AKM territory...

>>6486660
she posted a vocaroo a few days ago but ive been using this too

>https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/

people on here seem to like it

>>6486656
>gal bitch sho-nen no insei
well gosh that is some crazy awesome shit

>>6486670
If I had the cash...

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>>6486656
>any pizza will do
>i'm just starving ;~;
I guess that's true. I ate a frozen pizza yesterday and it looked absolutely disgusting but was still decent
>tfw want real pizza but cant afford to pay 9 euros for one

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>>6486669

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>>6486675
ikr it's one of my top 10 desu
>>6486680
i'd get a pizza if i could share it with someone
if i got one i'd be too tempted to eat it all myself and it's too many cals

I've had a fever which raised my metabolism so I'm eating tons of dairy and gyno-foods. Today my sister called me cute and said I'm passing.
:)
My tits are unbearable

>>6486678
600-700 dollars and you can get a full rifle kit.
Del-ton arms yo! It's good shit. I mean, it's cheap shit and parts need fitting sometimes... but it's good if you know how to do it.
Anyone in the Bay Area can contact me about machining receivers.

anime is for the weak

>>6486667
The don't have a place to get blood drawn near you? After they like told me that continual high prolactin from high estrogen over the long run causes tumors in the lining of your brain and it's something they've actually dealt with.... I'm super worried

At 5 days you're just going from spike to spike without any down time, I didn't really get how bad that can amplify your dose as it takes about two weeks to get out of your system

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>>6486529
>endorsing communism
Name one government that embraced communism that isn't a complete hellhole.

>>6486671
I'd post the vocaroo again but I can't seem to find it and I'm not in the mood to record it again

>>6486665
>attacking me personally instead of making an argument
i can objectively state that your eyes are deeper set and you have more bone mass above your nose than the average female

i never stated anything about my looks in comparison to yours.


>i am a rich girl so thank you
that explains the rotten attitude of superiority

>>6486685
Or... not delton... Daytona Arms.

>>6486689
>reddit

>>6486686
so

>>6486696
>4chan

>>6486689
Cuba. All the country's problems are more to do with the USA embargo rather than communism. Castro is a chill guy by dictator standards, he even came out as pro-LGBT and their healthcare is good.

>>6486689
ok im not a communist, or do i preach it, but communism has never actually had a chance to happen if you consider outside pressures against it, and of course while you can consider this to be only natural, i would say they were extremely brutal. cuba is an example of a very good start, it was impossible for cuba to have started at a middle class range, and people are fairly poor and have to take on a second job, but its holding up.

>>6486691
you realize everything you are saying is subjective right? i see you are overanalyzing my face in your hon rage, but i don't need to be told what "the average female" looks like from someone like you. lmao wtf?

i don't have a rotten attitude, but when talking to you how can you hide the frustration of talking to a person of much lower status? blame yourself, not me and get the fuck out of my face

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>>6486683
>if i got one i'd be too tempted to eat it all myself and it's too many cals
I want all the cals. We should order two pizzas and I'll help you with yours. I'm literally drinking olive oil here to get enough calories ;_;

>>6486642
Just another little exercise I do with my voice doc

Make a list of ten things you do daily

What's your favorite fast food order
What's your favorite greeting
What's your go to meme lines


Write those things down, record and listen to yourself practicing those

>>6486712
>drinking olive oil

What. Is there really nothing else you can eat/drink?

>>6486712
>I'm literally drinking olive oil here to get enough calories ;_;
fuck
You a skeleton?

>>6486712
>"Waah I can't gain weight!"
What the fuck is wrong with you people? How hard is it to eat a burger?

>>6486710
>implying im a hon
>i don't need to take facts from someone like you
>this much strawman

>i don't have a rotten attitude of superiority
>talking to a person of much lower status

>>6486665
>i know i look good and lots of people say the same
let me guess, those lots of people are your rich parents pampering you?

>>6486689
Israel. The kibbutz system is the best proof communism works. :^)

>>6486704
"Castro came out as pro lgbt"
"Thousands of homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses, conscientious objectors, and dissidents were forced to conduct their compulsory military service in the 1960s at UMAP camps, where they were subject to political "reeducation"

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>>6486712
well if you're that hungry i'll get 3 pizzas, breadsticks, boneless wings, and pasta
i'll have 2 slices, a breadstick and one wing and you can have the rest, how's that sound?

>pre-hrt: get attention from women
>post-hrt: get attention from men

how 2 get attention from from women so I can have both

p sure lesbians don't dig dick

>>6486687
I do, but I also just lost my insurance for the time being, until after I move in a couple months :/
Money is tight


I was perfect on the pills...
But, no medical professional here has a fucking clue what they're doing.

The doc here said I needed to come in for T shots after I last got bloodwork done b/c they're clueless.
And then my obgyn 300 miles away got the results and said I was perfect, with a touch high E but OK prolactin


I have to deal with that shit every time I get it done. Ha.

Maybe I'll hold off until 7... My nips are sore AF today tho.. Idk if its low or just mid cycle

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i know everyone is lusting for pizza right now but
i really want a burrito
sooooo bad right now

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I hate being called a sissy
It implies that we are fearful

tfw no feminine benis

>>6486729
*from both men and women

>>6486665
Not the person you're talking to, but geez you're a real asshole

>>6486727
Yeah he spoke out recently and said he didn't agree with that, he was just going with the flow because it was the 60's where being pro gay got you deposed.

>>6486730
>doctor did my first ever blood test
>disappeared with the results

>>6486739
>he was just going with the flow
Oh that's ok then! :3

>>6486725
call it what you want hon, but you know it's all true. the fact is you are a bitter hon and i don't care about the opinion of someone like you. therefore, you are a person who is beneath me. what is so hard to understand? maybe you are like really dumb.

and why are you talking about my parents? let's talk about your parents then. are you mad they don't accept you and call you a faggot? lmao no wonder you're so negative

>>6486690
i saved it but i dont know how to upload it

>>6486743
http://vocaroo.com/?upload

>>6486647
Yes,,, they are trying to flatter you. It's all part of the dating game.

>>6486733
you'll look good with a puss

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Anyone else starting to getting a maternal lust to have a child and be a mother?

>>6486744
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oKrFfK2YLK

>>6486750
>starting to
I've had it for a while already ;_;

So I will see my family doctor coming Tuesday. Any tips on how to bring up I have gender dysphoria and wanna start hormones?

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>>6486718
Sure but eating 2 cheap meals a day + breakfast leaves me at quite a deficit from the amount of kcal I need to gain weight.
>>6486721
I used to be more skeletal but I've managed to put up some weight. I've somehow managed to maintain my current 'almost normalweight' weight with about 1000 kcal a day but I need more than that to actually be normalweight.
>>6486724
Pretty hard given I don't live in murika so a bic mac gives 125kcal/1€. I got 6-8e to eat with per day which really doesn't get me very far. Olive oil for comparison is 1500 kcal/1€ so it's a nice supplement to help me fill that quota.
>>6486728
>how's that sound?
Divine ;__;

>>6486738
oh i'm sorry, i didn't really get the memo here. could you handwrite it and mail it to my father's secretary so it gets thrown into the trash?

>>6486747
No that can't be it.

It must be how nice and interesting I am.

>>6486756
Why not drink a bunch of milk instead, still pretty fatty, but it's more nutritious and easy to drink.

Olive oil really dense in calories but it's just straight up fat.

>>6486742
in all honesty im doing this because you reek of bad attitude and you were claiming to be better than everyone else, and im trying to bring you down a notch. it has nothing to do with jealousy, im actually quite happy with how i look.

>>6486643
I mean that subculture isn't around much anymore desu.
>>6486655
Wait, does that mean I get to unlock elanna as a character now?
>>6486658
I live on the hood/hip crossroads in Brooklyn. I know what you mean senpai. It's like 5 bucks for the coffee I like ;-;7

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/4qhqyp/hrt_changes_nsfw/

same

>>6486769
F E M I N I N E
P
E
N
I
S

>>6486763
if you were really happy with yourself and how you look you wouldn't care. you can say it's a friendly competition like i did to ufufu and i even said she looked good. but what about you? you went to say i am "objectively" ugly, lmao. too bad for you i see right through your hon propaganda. get out of my life, creepy old man pretending to be a woman online

>>6486741
>Castro bad
Kennedy pls
>>6486756
Cereal is like 500 calories a bowl
Surely they have those budget chicken shops in Europe selling fried chicken for half the price for KFC?
You can get a 6/8 pack of donuts for 1 euro probably
Biscuits are dirt cheap
Frozen oven chips have a shitload of calories
Cake
Fucking cake
Is cheaper than fruit these days
You are mocking me with your "failure to gain weight" It's so easy.

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communism

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>communism

>>6486778
ewww

>>6486777
tribs conbirm
benis

just watched nightcrawler
shit, he was like me pre hrt, totally heartless

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>>6486767
No, sadly not :(
>ywn travel back in time and be immortalised as a quasi-cool rollerblading graffiti punk

>>6486752
That still sounds like a guy

>>6486771
im 20, actually.

i don't care how you look, if you made a post with that same image saying "how do i look do i pass" i'd have said you'll be fine after a brow shave.

but instead you had to go all "i look better than all you hons, haha suck it fucking losers btw my daddy is rich and you're a disgusting pleb", it's your attitude that really irks me.

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>tfw doing it with a guy doesn't make you more feminine

>>6486783
>TFW me post hrt

>cheat day
>eat too much and my stomach hurts
lol rip in peace

>>6486783
kayla what is your opinion on communism

http://imgur.com/a/pYxrG
how does it feel that you'll never be pretty as these trans girls

>>6486790
Why even reply, what do you think you're going to get done? If you really disliked bad attitudes, you wouldn't even ride the same waves as people that have them. You don't think that person can realize they're being arrogant and anti social? They may not immediately, but they will eventually.

>>6486801
LIES

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>>6486754
It's pretty mild for me atm, I also have cats to displace it onto- but damn there is a big part of me that cant wait to have some children.

>>6486790
how about that for an "objective" criticism and you lied to hurt someone's feelings. lmao how pathetic are you? i'm cutting you loose, off you go to join your friends in a cess pool

>>6486806
>ywn be as qt as ufufu

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wtf are we doing? We should be outside doing our best! We must show everyone that trannies aren't wastes of life!

DO SOMETHING COOL TODAY PLOX

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>>6486810
i should know
i tried it and i'm still a hon
life isn't like my doujins ;~;

how do they treat trans people in cuba?

>>6486808
second one looks like ricky

>>6486809
i was hope to make you realize you're being arrogant and antisocial, but i guess you already do. why though, what's the point?

>>6486814
i legitimately think you need a brow shave

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>>6486807
gross, mainly for fat transbian scum and sjw filth

>>6486814
I would slap the shit out of you for acting like that.

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>>6486801
It...doesn't? But I moan differently when one touches me >.>
>>6486806
I'm 3 pounds down in 3 days, but I'm eating 400 calories and running/walking or biking a couple hours a day

I literally just want this hell to end ;-;

>>6486824
what do you have against transbians?

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>>6486810
>>6486820

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>>6486809
keep hushing your thoughts and mouth in fear of social rejection. at least i'm not as pathetic as you, braindead moron

>>6486819
TODAY IS MY DAY OFF
I am asking to be removed from the disability list tomorrow though

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>>6486828
because being trans and being into women is weird and just comes off as "oh hey I couldn't pull chicks as a guy so mind if I hit on dykes while looking like one?"

>>6486801
>Transbian propaganda identified
The only way to truly become female is by marrying conservative Christian pastor or politician.

>>6486823
i legitimately don't care about your opinion

>>6486825
you would regret ever laying a finger on me, for the rest of your life

>>6486815
why be like here when these girls a much prettier >>6486808

>>6486670
But not for commie shit right? For freedom I hope.

Oh shit, is like $105for my injections a lot? I dunno if I can do a 100 dollar deductible
>>6486784
Oh ;-;

>>6486826
You're going to fucking die, what are you doing? You're killing your body. You should be eating way more, especially if you're doing cardio for HOURS a day.

>>6486836
But I could pull chicks as a guy

>>6486819
I'm friends with Mister Rogers son

>>6486820
Ur a girl though??
>>6486826
You've been with a boy faye??? Oh..
>>6486829
It's true
Tfw you've never lost to cock

>>6486840
please calm down sir

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>got rated 7/10 in a soc thread by a cis girl
winning

>>6486840
Why would I regret it? What's going to make me regret it? I'm not a transgender, I'll beat the shit out of you and your whole family. I know - it's like we're in 2005, but I feel like I really mean it. I'll bring the knuckledusters to prove it. You're soft, that's all I'm saying. Someone's gonna break your shit attitude. One day.

>>6486851
>not 10/10

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>>6486829
>tfw couldn't win against cock

>>6486859
any decent insurance nowadays covers it.

>>6486854
You are likely to black out or have a cardiac failure. GL

>>6486850
look at yourself, sir

>>6486854
you are pretty good at making yourself look pathetic, so i'll just let you keep doing it

>>6486859
Yeah.

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Bedtime. C U qt girls later.

>>6486761
Milk is alright but it tends to spoil faster than I can stomach a full carton but I do get it sometimes. It's not like my entire diet is just olive oil or anything it's just a really cheap and easy way to get some extra kcal. I don't mind it being all fat I actually wish I gained a bit of extra fat so I could burn that fat instead of having nothing to burn during exercise.

>>6486775
>sugary foods
It doesn't really work as a meal, it gives me the sugar rush and then the crash right after leaving me dizzy and low energy. I do buy sugary treats sometimes for snacks between meals but they don't work as a major source of the daily intake. I gotta eat longer carbs or fats and those usually cost more :/
>Frozen oven chips have a shitload of calories
That they do and I eat them somewhat often ^^

>>6486859
>the embodiment of autism
you would know

>>6486855
better than being called a dude

>>6486866
I think I know exactly what you're talking about, and I actually felt like I could sense it. Can we somehow confirm we are on the same page?

>>6486874
:^)

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>>6486854
>Beat the shit out of you and your whole family.
How I imagine anon

>>6486867
sir, stop scaring the children

>>6486846
I'm making sure to get the base level nutrients, and keeping hydrated and slightly elevating my salt levels (which were good I just checked my potassium levels in a blood draw on the second day)

It hurts but, you realize they do this to people in

Airborne school
Basic training
Ranger school
Special forces qualifiers
Seer school

I've been through much worse multiple times, where it was more like 12 hours a day of cardio with starvation thrown in, outside in the heat and cold, to see if you'd break.

It does lower your muscle mass, but it'll also take a lot of weight off quickly, went from 190 to 165 my first month on hrt doing a triathlon a day on 500 calories:

>>6486840
you should start tripping so i can filter you.

seriously though, please examine your attitude. nobody likes to be around someone who's so stuck up and arrogant.

better yet, start hrt, it'll soften you up.

i don't think ive seen you around before so you're probably pretty new, there's no point coming here if you're going to be like that, unless you're just looking for people to put down to feed your ego.

im out, have things to do other than 4chan

>>6486849
Noooooo! They've touched me though... Idk it's confusing

Hasn't a boy touched you before... Didn't your head like go a little... Fuzzy...

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>>6486861

>>6486886
i don't care for your wise hon words, so fuck off already

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>>6486894
why won't my bf wake up already ;~;
it's 5:30pm

>>6486808
im ngl i dont think theyre very pretty

>>6486815
sure u will!!!!

>>6486826
meh i think im gonna buy ice cream on my way home too
might as well go big or go home on cheat day am i right

Well, I have to work around my thoughts so singing it is. Haven't done that for a long time but it's training that's actually useful anyway. And I can't exactly ruminate while I sing. Just can't be arsed to hook up proper recording equipment so the integrated mic will have to do. Even if I hate listening to crappy recordings of my voice.

Https://clyp.it/yyyiwtsc

>>6486882
drop and give me 50. i know those triceps can take it, hon

>>6486903
Loser

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>>6486904
#cheatday

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I want a cock to suck on. Tell me how I can get a guy in bed.

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>>6486917
drug him
that's what i do

>>6486917
Find cock and offer to suck. Done

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>>6486921
really?

>>6486915
the rock is so fucking hot

>>6486905
It sounds like you're singing some religious choir. What.. what is this? This is not flattering at all, what language is it in?

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>>6486903
>tfw my little kitten is still asleep

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>>6486917
Come to norcal and practice?

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>>6486894
Way3lewd5me

>>6486917
Do drugs with them and then tell them your taste in hentai to gain their trust
Werked for me

I'm catfishing a trip from this general AMA

>>6486930
>practice
but that would be gay

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>>6486926
no not really
i don't even know how to use or where to find those kinda drugs
although the idea is nice

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I made myself sad and now I want to kill myself

>>6486866
>>6486866

Which faction are you repping though?

>>6486937
r-red?

reply to this post if you love your gf

>>6486937
I fucking knew it. Lose my number

Can somebody tell me what its like to have IRL friends?
...
Honestly, the concept baffles me at this point.

Is it like a person interested in you, but they're not flirting with you?
So fucking foreign.

>>6486949
iktf
haven't had a friend in 8 years

>>6486939
gay is ok

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>>6486939
Haven't you heard everyone else talking? I'm a grown ass man

>>6486927

Totally profane heartbreak song written by a XIIIth century king. It's French.

Can somebody tell me what its like to have IRL friends?
...
Honestly, the concept baffles me at this point.

Is it like a person interested in you, but they're not flirting with you?

So fucking foreign to me.

Anyone who seemed to be my friend either ditched me once I came out or tried to sleep with me.

I worry I Dont actually have a concept of what a friend is & people being nice to me is wrong to look forward to.

>>6486945
>>6486948
Not red.

I added her on Skype and pretended to be a transgirl but I'm a chaser and I get off on her being extremely nice to me, it's been over a month now.

>>6486955
>Haven't you heard everyone else talking?
trying to stay positive here, also no can do on the bumping uglies part because I heard a rumor you have oral herpes.

>>6486884

What would you recommend to someone who is already 11 months into transition and at your old weight and wants to get to your goal weight? You said 500 a day but what should I be eating for those 500 calories? How many meals a day? What type of exercises should I be doing?

>>6486957
I don't know. I haven't had friends in like 11 years. I learned too much, I don't vibe with normal people anymore. You're fine, don't worry about it.

>>6486906
how does it feel you'll never be pretty like these girls, honny http://imgur.com/a/pYxrG

>>6486949
It's just someone you trust that you'd always be there for, like if they got arrested, or needed to move, or a best man (bridesmaid)

I mean wait you were a marine, you weren't friends with people in your company?

im a good girl

>>6486960
Just bump pretties, then

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>>6486970

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hey

Did anyone save, or do you still have open the picture of the hateful person that came into the thread? I wanna refresh my memory

>>6486957
Kill yourself. The only chance we have of being happy is not existing in death. I'm doing it.

>>6486964
>I learned too much, I don't vibe with normal people anymore
same, every time I talk to someone new they are so intellectually inferior they even don't know the meaning of half the words I use and flat out ask me whats the meaning

>>6486975
sheen I want to hug u so badly

>>6486983
Yeah.. that sounds pretty familiar. They watch TV, they listen to the radio, etc etc..

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>>6486977

kayla is adorable

>>6486975

One day Sheen will be prettier than you all. Today is definitely not one of those days.

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>>6486983
Gdi kayla this post gave me autism

I'm really depressed /mtfg/, I'm 9 months into e and I feel like I'll never pass. My nose is too big, my brow sticks out too much and my chin is pointy as fuck. I just want to die, I'm only 20 and I'm already a hon. I feel like if I were to detransition I'd end up killing myself and if I end up as an outcast freak I'll probably kill myself too. I don't know what to do.

sorry for blogging.

>>6486988
Yeah I hate the radio. I ask people why don't they just listen to music direct and not deal with bs commercials? Same with tv, fuck commercials, they are selling nothing I am interested in. Do normies actually see a commercial and get inspired to buy the things that are being sold there?

>>6487006
kayla can we snuggle

>>6486387
Has to be satire

>>6487013
everyone who wants to is so far away though

>>6487006
I once went to Walmart, once

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>>6486983
>every time I talk to someone new they are so intellectually inferior

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>>6486977

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>>6487006