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/mtfg/ - Voice edition

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▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶ Discord: https://discord.gg/0qFz5Shp1aVSTsTz
▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968

Everyone post voice clips, use clyp.it
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>>6462667
>mind upload kind of thing I don't think that will work bc it won't be you.
I mean I do agree although you'd think and believe that you're yourself and isn't that the most important part
>I guess if they could put ur brain in a robot that seems possible
If I'm doing this why don't I just steal someone else's body and have my brain implanted?

>>6462655
I want this body
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My voice is great
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nth for i thought about cumming in ufufu's mouth when i lasted orgasmed
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help me i can't decide my farm name and favorite thing
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>>6462697
Lol I mean I guess it would be nice if there were someone out there who had all of my memories and believed they were me and got to have a girl body but if I'm (the original) like dead or stuck in this dysphoria ridden pos I guess I don't see how that helps) =/
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>>6462698
then post it
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SCIENTIFICALLY CRAFTED PERFECT BODIES W H E N?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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>>6462691
Say what though?
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okay real talk

who here lives on the east coast

I didnt bother remembering who did before bc west coast but im going to be living on the coast in va
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>>6462617
Oh I am sorry for not having used the politically correct term.
Still missing the point as usual.

>>6462624
The you should try eating from time to time. It really helps. Oh and not burn calories on acting like a tool.
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>>6462723
*raises paw*
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>>6462723
me
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>tfw wide set boobs with large chest,
>44" under boob
>46" over nipple
>12" between the nipples.
>tfw bra shopping sucks.
>tfw I don't even fill out a 44AA bra.
I'm thinking I may need to buy a 40A bra, and add an inch space between the cups, and an inch in the back.
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>>6462715
please help me
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>Everyone post voice clips, use clyp.it
what should i say ?

>>6462702
lol

>>6462697
>about to eat dessert
>see this
askfjbauigbasfjn
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>>6462721
>tfw born too soon to be a loli cyborg lesbian
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HELLO IM IN THIS THREAD TOO
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>>6462691
https://clyp.it/q2aliosw
How bad am I everyone?

>>6462723
I'm on the east coast
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>>6462715
>my farm name
Old McDonald?
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>>6462723
>who here lives on the east coast
I do!
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Anyone here in the Bay Area? The zeemap is rather sparse.
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>>6462724
I'm skinnier than uffy because I'm very tall and have a very narrow build. I eat quite a lot and just can't really retain weight.
You're kinda ignorant.
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>>6462715
PLEASE THIS IS IMPORTANT

>>6462747
stardew valley
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>>6462745
That was surprisingly good actually. Still a tranny voice but with a touch of individuality.
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>>6462691
https://clyp.it/bgjwysle
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>>6462736
tell us a bunch about what you like, and what has meaning to you.
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>>6462745
Where on the beast coast?
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>>6462717
You'd kill your original self
Or cytogenetically preserve it maybe?
I mean wouldn't it be a ship of Theseus type thing anyway?
Just reconstruct the body parts I don't like; I'm fine with that actually

Really just change my hips and or rib cage
>>6462724
That webm is vomitrocious
>>6462738
>>about to eat dessert
Y tho
>>6462741
I don't want to be a lolipop
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>>6462754
Oh, I see, so like a Harvest Moon type farm name. And I'm guessing the favorite thing is Earthbound inspired. Hmm...

I don't know.
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>>6462748
best coast
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>>6462754
Amanda Hugnkiss
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>tfw you're hearing impaired enough for it to affect your voice
I'm perfectly passable but then sometimes I sound like a foghorn. fml.
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>>6462765
Oh, if you just want ribs and hips redone that's a lot easier than replacing organs and such. Not sure if any doctor would attempt it but that sounds in the realm of possible-today kind of things.
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>>6462755
>Still a tranny voice but with a touch of individuality.

I'll take it considering how little I can practice

>>6462763
West coast of the east coast: Florida
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>Trans soldiers allowed in military

I...want back in
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>>6462728
portsmouth btw

>>6462745
hell yeah

i need to go back on qst

ive been so busy I forgot to browse there regularly like I wanted to bs ive always wanted to be apart of quests but on tg they were always 50 threads in before I got the chance to follow along

>>6462748
i still dont know who you are, but cool!
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>>6462779
so you can kill people?
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>>6462775
People expect the deaf to have weird voices though.
>>6462779
Go for it, you could probably get a nice desk job or something.
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>>6462732
this woman looks like an older jormy
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>>6462780
Dope, you'll be like an hour or two away
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>>6462779
do it senpai

trump will need you if attacks from isis escalate to a full out war like they probably will
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>>6462783
So I can feel fulfilled again
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>>6462787
>https://clyp.it/bgjwysle
can I molest you?
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>>6462791
Can't a boy fulfill you?
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Estrogen orgasms are kinda nice/
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>>6462791
What is it like to feel fulfilled?
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>>6462780
>i still dont know who you are, but cool!
kato is the best girl thats who she is
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Has my voice improved any? ;~;

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WjFJKm73OZ
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>>6462792
I don't even sound cute tho
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>>6462797
It's like when you have a great partner and they hold you and kiss your forehead, but without the partner, it's all from you.
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>>6462791
Aren't you still dealing with the many awful things you experienced on a near daily basis for an unreasonable chunk of your life?
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>>6462780
I'm secretly flannel
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>>6462795
Are they? I guess I haven't managed to have a proper one then.
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>>6462803
Eye meeeeean I think it sounds like it used to but I would gender u female over the phone
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>>6462804
but u look qt
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>>6462804
that's not what I asked
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>>6462808
Any analogy I can relate to? ;_;
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>>6462811
>? I guess I haven't managed to have a proper one then.
it takes an apg kissing your neck or nipples desu
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>>6462718
I will do a periscope
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>>6462779
Will they form elite tranny divisions?
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>>6462809
Are you joking? Maybe you just don't know Faye hah
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>>6462784
>People expect the deaf to have weird voices though.
yeah but most people dont seem to realize I'm deaf until I mention it, so they react to my voice and height first
seriously consider just going mostly mute sometimes but I can't sign lol
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>>6462810
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

I like your trip
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>>6462822
Will mtfs and ftms serve together or in separate units?
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>>6462813
>Eye meeeeean I think it sounds like it used to
But that's bad ;~;
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Why is it that some days I just feel awful for no specific reason? Somedays I can live with myself and everything, but then for no reason I'll wake up and the whole day I feel like crying.
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>>6462825
I guess that's as good of a reason to learn sign then.
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>>6462831
It can't be that bad since you sound like a girl bb
>>6462814
This seems false
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>>6462793
No
>>6462789
I have to get in good physical shape and try to get off the depression meds but..yah
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>>6462835
because dysphoria be like that
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>>6462818
It's that feeling when you materially contribute to something you value, and which has significance and/or presence beyond your limited ability to experience phenomena.
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still under for the day even with dessert
tybg
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>>6462826
so do I desu
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>>6462835
Your brain is messed up, either from internal or external factors. There may or may not be anything you can do about it.
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>>6462841
>This seems false
well your boobs are nice
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>>6462765
well
because my gf kept saying she was gonna make us strawberry shortcake and we had the strawberries and stuff so...
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>>6462853
I can believe that at least
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>>6462845
Like I'd know that feeling... Well, no, I guess I do. I haven't felt it in a while though.
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>>6462724
she passes better than any of us
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>>6462855
lets see em slut
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>try to sleep
>too hot

such is life in the South
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>>6462864
N-no
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>>6462867
get that window ac
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>>6462861
I pass on the same level, I just don't post photos because I'm a tripfag on another board and people might recognize me and out me.

Life is harsh when ur pretty.
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>>6462867
Take a whole bunch of ice from the freezer, wrap it in a small towel and use that to keep your feet etc cool.
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>>6462868
k
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>>6462724
How the hell is this ever considered "sexy"?

Lose some god damn weight.

>>6462732
I wear a 40C and I am only 3 months in.

>>6462757
Oh my god you sound so much like me! It is insane!
>>6462803
Very feminine. I am jelly.
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>>6462809
Yes, I want to lie and say I'm better and be a Tranny officer and retire in 10 years
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Idg why everyone accepts that it is naturally hard for some people to gain weight but the logic doesn't go the other way with other people and losing weight??
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>>6462892
both statements are bullshit
if you can't alter your weight in any direction it's a failure of personality
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>>6462892
It just isn't hard to gain weight at all, nothing gets in the way of losing weight except lifestyle. Losing weight is harder and has to do with your metabolism and other factors that affect energy.
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>Wore my homestuck shirt all day and people asked me if it was adventure time or what
How is it 2016 and homefuck is obscure still
>>6462900
Is this statement supported by science
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>>6462892
idg why people are normalizing things like obesity
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>>6462892
Because some people have issues that make it hard to eat food, they feel sick and in pain that's unique, everyone gets hungry, and all you have to do is deal with it and monitor your food
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>well i think this was a really productive conversation
>"i agree. and now we're dating again."
>yes, we are.

well that was unexpected.
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>>6462822
Those wouldn't be very elite.
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>>6462888
Well, more power to you. But do take care of yourself if you decide to do this thing.

Also, make sure your next straight gf is very gay.
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>>6462927
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>>6462929
Elite among trannies.
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>>6462927
Doctor boy?
O
M
G
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>>6462922
>>6462910
Nah dude this shit about fat people and it just being a matter of will is bullshit. Literally why would metabolism be a factor for people who are too thin but not people who are fat

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/02/health/biggest-loser-weight-loss.html
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>>6462927
Huh!? I'm lost again (still)
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>>6462927
deets
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>>6462910
No, retard. Some people have extremely high metabolisms that make it difficult to gain weight. People that are super tall and super rail thin are usually not like that intentionally, its just difficult to consume the required calories to gain weight safely. Some people are meant to be built differerently than others.

whats unhealthy is trying to erase nuance in bodytype in either direction, or saying all fat or skinny people struggle with the same issues. some are just lazy, some are anorexic, some have health issues.

why be a cunt about it with mansplanation
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>>6462892
I have trouble gaining weight because I have severe intestinal cramps and other issues that prevent me from digesting large meals. I eat 6-8 small meals throughout the day instead, but that leaves me with a higher metabolism and makes it harder still to gain weight

theres more to weight than just how many pounds you have. what are they made of?
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Sup girls and chasers and in betweenerz!

What's going on tonight?
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>>6462969
Dietary bro science currently. Kind funny when posted by trannies.
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>>6462969
>in betweenerz
Whatever happened to yume
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>>6462942
>>6462946

i kinda sorta maybe have a bf again. a little. possibly. that's all i'm going to say for now cause i don't wanna make him feel weird ><
it's just gonna be real real nice and i'm happy and i'm gettin what i want and ye idk
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>>6462745
>https://clyp.it/q2aliosw
https://clyp.it/sutl5frc

I had phlegm in my throat when I recorded that and can't be assed to re-record sorry.

>>6462803
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WjFJKm73OZ
https://clyp.it/l5naviub
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>>6462969
There's someone I want to talk to because I like talking to her but I don't know what to talk about and am afraid she is getting tired of me because I've become so boring but I don't know what to do to be interesting anymore.
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>>6462892
I accept it

Im using to people saying the opposite though and that its only hard to lose weight and they wish it was so hard for them to gain it

I wish I could eat enough to get completely full without wanting to die because of the pain

I hate being hungry all the time but being unable to satisfy that
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>voice edition
>after i leave
f-fine
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>>6462979
She left; she visits occasionally but it seems she's found better things to do with her life than lurk /mtfg/ all day.

May we all be so lucky someday.
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>>6462950
Metabolism variation is very small, about two hundred calories from things like ultra rare thyroid conditions, almost all metabolism variation is tied to size and body composition, which is tied to sex hormones and activity level

The biggest culprit is that serving sizes tend to be social and universal, and people don't adjust for their size and activity level, and just finish the complete serving given
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>>6462892
When I see really big people say that they can't lose weight and they have tried every diet I know they are bullshitting. Watch how much they actually eat in a day, ask them about what they eat and you will hear some gold nuggets like "I have a bad thyroid" or "soda doesn't have calories, they go right through you" or "salad with ranch is bad for you" or "French fries are vegetables" Or my favorite "I am genetically fat" They never actually sit down, read the package and count how many calories and log every single thing they put into their bodies. I lost 120 pounds doing just that. I was huge, I weighed 370 pounds, I only stopped because my doctor advised me to when I got sick to make sure it wasn't a vitamin deficiency. Yeah it took a while, nearly a year but it is far simpler that people make it. So when I hear someone who is morbidly obese saying it is impossible for them to lose weight, I know it is a crock of shit and they just really haven't tried to do it. All they have made is excuses for why they are fat and they have told themselves that for so long they have started to believe it themselves.
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>>6462942
edies love life can't be described in a euclidean understanding of space and time
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>>6462941
I said metabolism and other factor affect weight loss, I'm agreeing with you. There are a number of conditions like gluten intolerance that make it hard.
>>6462950
Talk about mansplanation and look in the mirror. No metabolism is fast enough to burn calories that fast while living a sedentary life and eating high calories, unless you have a genetic disorder and are going to die at 30 anyway. Most likely nobody here, it's a psychological problem.
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>>6462984
how do you get your voice to sound that fem?
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>>6462991
She came fast and hard and left the same way
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>>6462969
Hi
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>>6462990
People liked your voice though.
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>>6462998

>edies love life can't be described in a euclidean understanding of space and time

i literally just fucking screamed at the top of my lungs
is my love life rly that cray i just don't wanna put him on the spot cause i don't wanna ruin stuff wit boys cause of 4chins yknowww
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>>6463000
nice trips, and it's like any other skill. Research how 2 become good, then practice.
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>>6462941
using people from like the biggest loser is a terrible example tho. they lose weight absurdly fast which explains a lot of the hormonal and metabolic issues they develop. try losing weight at a rate of like half a pound or less a week (aka, at the reverse of the rate that you gained that weight over the years) and you don't develop those kinds of issues
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>being a trans officer would be completely horrible
>but you're infinitely more confident and happy now
>you know how to lead
>you don't quit
>you're brilliant

This is such a hard decision...
I...
Could do this
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Am I a hon?

https://www.periscope.tv/w/aj87rzFxTFFHSkRQem9yRUp8MU93R1dwdmFSQVJKUbQJcSRc_zv-my8UQoEfPY9z_cp_owY3Ix69mmbDSltk
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>>6462993
>ultra rare thyroid conditions
hyperthyroidism is not ultrarare
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>>6463010
At least you'll be able to murder other minorities
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>>6462892

The people who accept that it's 'hard' for some people to gain weight are just as wrong as the people who claim it's 'hard' for them to lose weight.

People just don't push it because the average skinny person is less offensive to the senses than the average fat person and first world nations aren't having a skinny epidemic
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>>6462984
Thank you for the tips
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>>6462991
Face it Yume is a piece of shit and a loud obnoxiously racist attention whore. Leaving for a while again wont change that, neither will leaving help most people overcome their own bullshit. People come here because they're fucked up already, the thread doesn't fuck them up.
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>>6463004
Probably a good idea, if you could love him, drop this place and find an outlet that's anonymous
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>>6462990
Have you fucking read this manga
I love this fucking manga, I'm gonna read it again
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>>6462978
Whaaaaa? I repressed by getting mega gainz brah, so maybe trannies know their shit, right? Lol

>>6462979
Who's Yume, tho?

>>6462986
Do it! Or.maybe just give them space for a while and try to play it cool. I know from experience that trying too hard gives you bad results. Source: Sass always tries too hard.

>>6463002
Hi nerd :p

>>6462981
Did Edie catch the shiny pokeboyfriend?
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>tfw crying for no reason
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>>6463017
This thread doesn't tend to fix us either.
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>>6463020
i have not
link it to me on skype
i need more manga to read
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>>6463013
Most of my work revolved around stopping ones from murdering more minorities, capture is always preferred on HVTs
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>>6463007
Epigenetics disagrees with you. Your body will always be more predisposed to retaining weight after you've been obese.
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>>6463022
How are you, nerd?
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what if sheen disappears and loses her weight then comes back and becomes the new faye
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>>6463004
edie i have a better understanding of quantum physics then your love life

i give up following sometimes because its hard to remember all the states that goes into your love lifes superposition :x
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>>6463010
please don't join the military

killing people is bad
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>>6463027
and you can't re-dispose it to a different weight?
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>>6463026
That's not as interesting though.
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>>6462999
>No metabolism is fast enough to burn calories that fast while living a sedentary life and eating high calories, unless you have a genetic disorder and are going to die at 30 anyway. Most likely nobody here
With how many of you claim to have Klinefelters or similar you should probably research what you're claiming nobody here has more carefully

the only psychological problem here is your combative nature which stems from your personal history of emotional neglect
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This quiz game has some serious flaws
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okay fuck it im hungry im ordering a pizza

i swear this is the last time until i move

unless my baby wants one in an inexplicable change of character
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>>6463031
I was just a toned down remix of Kayla fufu and Edie
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>>6463031
What does being 'the new Faye' entail?
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>>6463040
I guess its bad for the tumbler transgenders?
Or faye.
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>>6462846

Exercise more D:<
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>>6463031
Why would you wish faye on anyone?
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>>6463028
My tummy aches from eating too much mango ;_;.
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hellooo /mtfg/
how are u
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>>6463049
Hope you feel better, my stomach is not too well either.
>>6463050
Hi Smiles.
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>>6463040
Why would anyone say no to that? There's literally no downside. You gain a new ability that only has a minor drawback if you use it.
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https://www.strawpoll.me/10598311
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https://www.strawpoll.me/10598311
https://www.strawpoll.me/10598311
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>>6463040
I think it understands transgenderism better than the experts.
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>>6463004
Well, if talking about him here might hurt things, I'll contain my curiosity. Good luck!
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>>6463055
Is the ability to switch between cis and trans in the same body or to switch between male body and female body?
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>>6463019

i'll still post qt photos of us doing things but i won't be here as much.

>>6463022
>>6463032

l m a o
i just am happy to be able to be cuddly and qt and have lotsa sex and go out wit a sexy man again more than anything idk
holding hands and getting fucked nonstop make me happy
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>>6463054

Thanks nerd :p
I hope you feel better too!

>>6463057
APT are on par with furries, maf
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>>6463057
You should have included an option for (You) in there.
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>>6463048
My gf wishes I was on her >.>
>>6463046
I've always been a woman
>>6463032
I get this reference
>>6463045
I guess that means you just have to be really gay, moderately pretty, highly sexual, and say you're a man a lot even though everyone laughs at you every single time you do
>>
>>6463063
I want my own answers from Edie! I don't want to share with Gem! >:(

Lol.

If you're happy, then I'm happy 4 u
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>>6463063
Aww das cute you should
>>
>>6463064
I plan on it.
>>6463067
Я пoшyтил.
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>>6463063
holding hands and getting fucked are the greatest joys in life

well besides food

im rectifying that last one right now

>>6463067
and thats part of why youre the coolest trip here desu
>>
>>6463022
A legend
>>6463025
Yes maam!
>>
HI MTFG

pls post more voices I'm trying to make a voice tier list
>>
>>6463078
Tell me what to say
>>
>tfw not enough pillows on my bed
does anyone know any cute fuzzy pillows i could get
i have a pillowpet panda and it's super soft
more like that pls

>>6463077
ty, pls link me any cute manga
i need to have my heartstrings tugged
>>
>>6463031
i want to hug sheen
>>
>>6463078
But i don't like my voice.
>>
>>6463079
please say
>I am an uncreative person that can not come up with a single sentence that others would find interesting to hear

>>6463082
post anyways
>>
>>6463082
then dont post it

thats what im doing
>>
>>6463063
I'll miss you when you're away being cute and sappy and sexed up. Please drop in now and again, though!
>>
>>6463083
I'm not even in the regular tier list.
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Probably a bad answer since those stupid idiots martyred the asshole but
Not that fond of Jesus
>>
>>6463041

Who's this cat you keep posting?
>>
>>6463088
POST

>>6463085
POST
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>>6463074
Awwww ilu <3
>>
>>6463093
You first, and i will.
>>
>>6463085
>>6463088
>>6463093

The only way to improve your voice is by practicing. Post to practice
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>>6463078
do i have to post mine
i feel like everyones heard it already
>>
>>6463080
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00NMVMV24/
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>>6463070

l m a o i'll tell u privately if you wanna know that bad sassy!!! i trust u lots and lots u know that.

>>6463072

ye ^_^

>>6463074

ye i haven't had sex at all in like 4 months as it is, so. literally rip.
it'll be so fun to go on beach trips and go out drinking and brunch and all kindsa meals together and just doing stuff lots on top of getting fucked in public and being kinky IDK I'M EXCITED SO I'M VENTING CAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD IT IN FOREVER AND I'VE SOBBED 3 OUT OF THE LAST 5 DAYS SORRY LMAO

>>6463087

i won't disappear or nothin dw ^_^ it'll just be nice to be around someone i really wanna be around and that will prob take up more time idk
>>
>>6463093
This post is post-post
>>6463080
There are too many
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>>6463103
well played
>>
>>6463104
You try to come off as more feminine than you actually are way too hard and will never escape the honzone for it.

I hope you actually find your actual personality somewhere in there someday.
>>
>>6463099
Well of course, but to practice i don't need to post.
>>
>>6463077
Only Sass is legend, Oddish.

>>6463089
Too much atheist edge!
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Stop giving me questions with no catch
>>
>>6463109
you should get a plush sting ray doe
because it will protect you from the other sting rays
>>
>>6463083
Ok
https://clyp.it/nraqpvtg
>>
>>6463078
The only voice clip of me anyone needs:
https://clyp.it/sftmu5kr
>>6463122
Idek who u r sry
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>>6463092
katia managan

shes from the webcomic prequel

its set in the elder scrolls universe and its funny af and the main character is basically me desu

>>6463097
<3
ilu2

>>6463109
>not petting the sting rays
its all this stingrayphobia that habbened after steve irwin accidentally fell into a stingrays barb

and frankly im kind of tired with it

sting rays are the most majestic creatures on earth
>>
>>6463011
Not really. Not the most "feminine" face, not trying to be insulting, but if I saw you at the store, I don't think the average person would see you and think "that is a guy". I might, but that is because I am trans like you and we can sort of spot each other. I have been with friends and seen transgender people and my friends wont notice them until I say, that girl is trans.

Maybe grow your hair out more, I think it will work better for your face.


I have a genderal question for all of you though, has anyone ever lactated? Is it a normal thing that happens?
>>
>>6463126
she needs to befriend them at the Long Island Aquarium and Exhibition Center at 431 E Main St, Riverhead, NY 11901
>>
>>6463102
yes, post

>>6463098
I posted earlier

>>6463129
your voice is pretty close to the andro range but is passing

>>6463132
dat metal music, practice your voice nerd
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>>6463129
>>6463132
I'd trade.
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>>6463114

i'm prob the most feminine mannered person here and i wish i wasn't tbqh. it's not an act lol
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>wake up yesterday, feel alright
>go the entire day without crying over the fact that i'll never ever pass
>don't feel good about myself, but not bad enough to ruin my day
>go to sleep
>wake up
>headache
>look in the mirror
>feel awful about myself and the fact that i'll never pass
>feel like crying
>don't do anything the entire day, can't even get in the mood to play video games
>hate myself

why does this happen so much
>>
>>6463104
I <3 U E. Go enjoy life away from this place and give me updates when there's awesome stories :)
>>
who else /constantly crying/ here
>>
>>6463147
hi
>>
>>6463142
Whatever you tell yourself to delay the inevitable crash of cognitive dissonance
>>
>>6462779
>tfw would probably get rejected for my other health issues
Tranny Team 6 would be cool tho
>>
>>6463140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y0JQnHKiHq
from the last thread since i'm lying in bed rn
>>
>>6463135
post the one where shes flapping her hood/ears
>>
>>6463153
murder isn't cool
>>
How's it going my fellow trannys?
>>
>>6463154
please see
>>6462984
>https://clyp.it/l5naviub
>>
>>6463140
Fine
https://clyp.it/04lzrgyw?token=b7569aed340e53dfa2c69582d39e130c

I'm not actually racist.
>>
>>6463140
I live with five people, its embarrassing
>>6463141
I'd trade with merc too
>>6463154
This statement implies you arent always lying in bed. Why wouldnt you always lie in bed?
>>
>>6463159
im sad about everything at once desu
>>
>>6463142
I sound andro?
>>6463140
Hmm
>>
>>6463142
>limiting women to one version of femininity

This isn't healthy
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>>6463161
>https://clyp.it/04lzrgyw?token=b7569aed340e53dfa2c69582d39e130c
bitch you are so quiet i can not hear shit
>>
>>6463165
sitting up is pretty comfy sometimes
and you burn more calories sitting up
i think idk
it's more comfy to use the computer sitting up
>>
>>6463168
fem leaning andro, you're walking the line but leaning towards the female side
>>
>>6463171
There is a volume mixer on it.
Only mic i have is a clip on mic used for talk shows and it barely works.
>>
>>6463169
>>6463142

when are you two getting back together
>>
>>6463167
iktf. I had a dream where I got shot and when I woke up I was sad it wasn't real.
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>>6463159
Drake is <3
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>>6463158
yea but an elite unit of /mtfg/ girls ready to rescue people at any time kinda is
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>>6463155
i prefer this edit
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>>6463183
rescue me pls
>>
>>6463185
You still in Portland long before VA? I'll be there on the 1st.
>>
>>6463158
>>6463183
I don't know the murder part seems kinda fun if there is no downsides.
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>>6463186
I'm on the way!
>>
>>6463175
Well u see:
https://clyp.it/q15xb2lb
>>
EAST COAST MTFG MEETUP

W H E N

H

E

N
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>>6463180
Drake is mah waifu
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>>6463191
count me out
i don't want the drama again
i wish i had a reason to go into nyc though
>>
>>6463189
ty
>>
>>6463191
EAST RUSSIA MTFG MEETUP

W H E N

H

E

N
>>
what do you do when there's no hope for you to come out of a transition looking female

how do i move on
>>
>>6463187
im leaving on the second

so maybeeee

>>6463191
yume and I are going to be there so soon enough
>>
>>6463199
keep dumping money into surgery and therapy until happy
>>
>>6463196
just buy an lirr ticket for $9 ypu don't need a reason just go
>>
>>6463199
Be Rich
Be Content
Be Dead.
>>
>>6463199
you kill yourself or sit in room until you die.
>>
>>6463200
how many people are close to nyc

i am and I know a few others are
>>
>>6463192
top tier taste desu
>>
>>6463132
OMG! I literally can't even with you !

I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!

I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.

The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!

Please vote in mu strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676
>>
>>6463145

^-^

>>6463169

in a stereotypical way i mean. the things i like and do and how i act aren't fake. i'm just a giant flaming drag queen idk
like it's been a lot easier to deal with since high school but having hair down to my ass and lisa frank stickers and purses and wearing makeup and loving fashion and sounding like a faggot my whole life hasn't helped lol

>>6463178

never desu
>>
>>6463142
You are the biggest dick imho. You tripfags are attention whores. Shitposter. Yr idealization of fem manners are skewed if yr the best at them. Of course you only 1/2 meant yr post like usual you unnatural-looking shemale
>>
>>6463207
>>6463211
>>6463213
i hate knowing that i won't be able to stop myself from committing suicide when i turn 30
>>
>>6463198
I wish Putin would organize it ;_;
>>
>>6463136
Sure I know a couple who did for a bit. One can induce lactation. The goldarb method works well
>>
>>6463223
TELL BLAIRE TO POST HER FEET
>>
>>6463144
Time heals all wounds. Obsessing doesn't help long term projects like this, maybe you should not visit this thread
>>
>>6463219
literally who is sass
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>>6463219
I leave for like a month and there's all these trips I don't requnize :(
>>
>>6463223
You just seem kinda generic honestly.
>>6463228
I mean you always have a choice, you just choose to not do it.
>>6463232
He would organize it, then have us all slayed.
>>
im a good girl
>>
>>6463040
>tfw there wouldn't be a downside for you
>>6463191
that would be neat.
>>6463196
just go and wander, like find a reason once you get there
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>>6463252
We all good girls
>>
>>6463252
no you are not
>>
Is it true that dollface will top chasers? I'm looking for a transgurl to stick their gt in my bum at least once.
>>
>>6463228
>Suicide at 30
Omce you pass 30 repressing you unsuccesfully transition at 40

>>6463240
>>6463243
I will copypasta my rant again! I have no qualms about that. >:(

Did you vote in my poll, tho?
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>>6463252
yes you are *head pats*
>>
>>6463255
how many nyc trips are there
>>
Ugghhhh I'm so upset. I need a run.
>>6463173
Noooo
Layingggg
>>6463219
Is this pasta
>>
>>6463264
so will ufufu
>>
>>6463264
asl? are you cute?
>>
>>6463266
w h o
tf
i s
s a s s
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>>6463227

i mean you're right that it's possible that everything i've been obsessed and enthralled with, as well as passionate about and inspired by has just been a manifestation of my perceived societal feminine/female idealization, but that's basically everyone who posts here. our dysphoria is intensified by flaws we perceive to be masculine and a lot of us express our need to feel female in a stereotypical manner by acting in specific ways or desiring specific things. so maybe it is all a bunch of shit i just picked up on being raised by a family solely of women and being in salons half my life, but it's not fake. it was just sort of ingrained in me.

>>6463235

why are you obsessed with her feet omg

>>6463246

pot, meet kettle
>>
>>6463223
You're you

But your also like no other woman I've ever met, and plenty of them are feminine and womanly

i get you want to talk about more traditionally feminine stuff here, but you mentioned manner which, is just such a unique thing.

Also I used spf, moisturizer, mixed an illuminizing foundation with another one so I didn't sparkle too much, used concealer, the beauty blender, setting powder, and a spf setting spray today, gf was like o.o
>>
>>6463272

Yeah but she is uggo i dont like her.

>>6463273

Nigger are 99 percent of chasers ever hot?
>>
>>6463266
>Did you vote in my poll, tho?
I always vote in polls, evem the stupid ones frog makes (Is she still here? I haven't seen her since I came back last week)
>>
>>6463282
am a hot chaser.
>>
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29 Today, what you think of how I pass fags?
>>
I've been posting on mtfg for two years
Wowie
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>>6463286

Post a picture then.
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>>6463286
Post pics.
>>
>>6463286
lets see bro
>>
Using >>6463264 as a base I made some pasta. Please enjoy:

>It IS true that [name] will top chasers!!!
I'm looking for a transgurl to stick their gt in my bum at least once and now I'm gonna get my wish.
>>
>>6463287
nice troll bait
>>
>>6463287
as pass as being a low quality jpg
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>>6463287
Pass as a 45 year old recovered druggie bit at least you pass
>>
>>6463277
>why are you obsessed with her feet omg

BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCK THEM
>>
i read on here that hrt does nothing. is that true?
>>
>>6463309
estrogen does BALONEY

only gives small tits
>>
edie... seriously though...

Are you verse?
>>
>>6463277
Vy nekul'turnym shlyukha.
>>6463286
Prove it Faggot.
>>
>>6463287
You pass?
>>6463284
No she isn't she moved on to better things
>>6463280
>But your also like no other woman I've ever met, and plenty of them are feminine and womanly
?????
>>6463288
Tfw three years
S:
>>
>>6463309
Life is a meme anyway
>>
>>6463290
>>6463291
>>6463293
ok fine you caught me, im ugly. are you happy now? you girls here really treat us chasers like trash.
>>
>>6463246
I know! ;_; why must i love someone who wishes me dead?

>>6463252
Do you go to church?

>>6463223
So happy 4 u.

>>6463271
It's stale pasta with some sass to make it palatable. I had to do a new poll tho :(.

>>6463276
o m. G! We literally ate Gumbo on Mardi Gras! I can't believe you're dissing me like this, girl!

>>6463227
Lol, Edie just schooled you.
>>
>>6463144
See if you can do something about the headache, things like that just make it worse. Take some aspirin, maybe clear out your sinuses if you think that could be contributing, etc.
>>
>>6463280
Holy shit. Not that I can afford half of your cosmetics kit, but do the various spf products you listed work? I'd heard that at typically thin application they offered little relief from UV.
>>
>>6463277
agp, meet yourself
you pretend to be hyperfeminine, but you act very snide and have certain masculine behaviors that betray the kind of person you actually are, which is not really that feminine, but more, as you say, queeny
transition might have been a mistake for you.
>>
>>6463319
> you girls here really treat us chasers like trash.
um have u met a chaser? I rather fuck a gay dude
>>
>>6463211
Being rich doesn't help as much as you might think.
>>
>>6463322
They don't. Use sunscreen
>>
>>6463309
Bitch i have b cups
>>6463320
Well stop it
>>6463316
How do you do it merc
>>
>>6463316
Haha that's what I say to myself too.

I love being called troll bait
>>
>>6463325

>>6463264 I'm a gay guy looking to experiment hence why i asked.
>>
>>6463312
Small tits are cute though. (I just wish the rest of my body was small so they wouldn't look so comically out of proportion.)
>>
>>6463290
>>6463291
>>6463293

unsee dot cc slash rozebadu

can timestamp if needed.
>>
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>>6463264
>>6463304

i do like topping das tru

>>6463280

i think i just exemplify a lot of really base, stereotypical "feminine" interests and ideologies in prob an extreme way because it's how i deal with being a tranny lmao. i get told that nonstop so that's why i've come to that conclusion. which is fine. it's just me so w/e.
and oo nb!

>>6463323

>tfw transition has just made me wealthier, happier, and better looking
i like making mistakes
>>
>>6463325
im a chaser but im not so bad, i can be a bit of a bad dude with a rude 'tude if you cross me, but as long as you treat me fairly im the chillest, illest guy you ever met
>>
>>6463319
Why would we treat chasers well, exactly?
>>
>>6463320
lol
>>
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I'm watching this with my parents right now.

Am I making a grave mistake?
>>
>>6463334
Do you think I'm qt
>>
>>6463319
Rip
>>6463320
That's how love is.
>>6463326
Only a little.
>>
>>6463319
>>6463339
ya pretending to be me there bro?
>>
>>6463333
small tits aren't cute unless you have a small body with it. Which 99% of trannies don't
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>>6463320
Hot guys who think i'm a degenerate is my fetish desu
>>
>>6463334

Sheeet.


>>6463338

What kind of guys you into? Like the chubby hubbies?
>>
>>6463338
>i like making mistakes
I finally understand your concept of everyday attire and makeup haha
>>
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>>6463339
Couldn't help but be reminded of this.
>>
>>6463347
never seen you, so idk
>>
>>6463327
Any way to do this without damaging the rest of my makeup? At present I'm limiting myself to eyes and lips because I can't figure that part out, and my chin and nose badly wants bronzer ;~;
>>
>>6463347
I think so.
>>
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>>6463334
Oh my
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>>6463356
Well...this is me...
>>6463357
Put ur sunscreen on after ur moisturizer but before ur makeup
>>
>>6463355
idk why this image made me laugh. besides he looks like a pre hrt tranny anyways
>>
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>>6463334

ur qt

>>6463353

no i like qt guys with nice jaws and eyes

>>6463354

i expected better than this lame comeback desu
inb4 a variation of expecting more from my looks
>>
>>6463363
you're beautiful
>>
>>6463363
And...Just reapply every time I step outside? Ugh ;~;

Well, that's life.
>>
I need to hug my mom.
>>6463346
You're making two.
>>6463355
White people
>>
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>>6463339
>im a chaser
>and thats good
>ill never have a cis gf and thats not bad
>theres no one id rather be, then me
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>>6463369

Well i have nice green eyes at least. Don't be a meanie to me dollface.
>>
>>6463361
you too babe

>>6463363
google tells me this is a wanted arsonist from canada, so maybe you should turn yourself in pal
>>
>>6463375
that's honestly my mindset desu, as sad as it is
>>
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>>6463328
Odish
Don't stop
don't stop the beat
can't stop
Can't stop the beat
won't stop
won't stop the beat
And Go!

>>6463347
I think Maddie is the prettiest girl south of the north pole

>>6463348
;_;
>>
>>6463371
Wat... Sunscreen application lasts 2 hours. Ur not gonna be outside that much in a typical day and if you ever are (beach, hike) you probably won't have a full face of makeup
>>6463381
>>6463360
All this hugboxing tho
>>
>>6463369
why thank you
>>
>>6463379
I'm a dangerous woman don't mess with me "pal"
>>
>>6463375
>>6463380

Like who you like who cares what others say.

>>6463385

Not in your fake pic, he's awful.
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>>6463377

post a pic, then.

>>6463387

yw.
>>
>>6463390
oh okay then
>>
>>6463369
Why would I expect more from a tall horse-like sissyboy that thinks he's a tranny? rofl
>>
>>6463380
I honestly don't see what's sad about that; you like what you like, more power to you.
>>
>>6463395
Wait I was just kidding be my bf
>>
>>6463385
I tend to spend an hour or two outside 3 times most days.

I only post from my phone since I rarely get to sit down.
>>
>>6463394
so are you gonna fuck that fag's butt or what
>>
>>6463394
yes Im trans and muslim before it comes up
>>
>>6463402
Uhm idrk then. Sorry =/ you can't reapply sunscreen over makeup without fucking it up
>>
>>6463400
ok, im ur bf now

love ya babe
>>
>>6463406
Barbaric.
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>>6463410
<3 love you too bb see you tonight?? Make sure ur anus is ready ;-*
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>>6463199
do it anyway and sit here complaining all day. that's what i did.
>>6463406
this is bait, but i jst need to respond.
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>>6463400
nah, you seem too unpredictable and sketchy

>>6463400
:^)
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>>6463416
always ready for my beautiful gf
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>>6463404

if he has a nice ass and dick then maybee

>>6463406

>tumblr_
o...
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>>6463338
Same, but no one wants to talk about barre or what type of yoga they like best or dance or cooking here either, and that's very dif from what you're thinking about but traditionally feminine and what I like

So saying "I'm the most feminine manlier" just seems like nkt the whole definition of the word
>>6463316
Most women are very unique and different
>>
>>6463410
i have a
>:^)
waiting for you @
>>6463419
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>>6463409
Well, what you've offered will help many days. My bare face doesn't make me cry anymore, but I'd rather look good than... yeah.
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>>6463351
My fetish is treating hot guys that want me as degenerates! :)

We're like separated at birth Savvy!

>>6463363
Stop posting my pic u bitch!

>>6463369
I like the guys I'm dating to have eyes as well. But I could see me with a cool dude with an eyepatch as well :p
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>>6463334
How tall are you and where are you from tho?
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>>6463438
6'2" and canada
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>>6463438
5'3.5", portland
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>>6463394

see >>6462781

Does frenchie still post around these parts?
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>>6463439
Where in Canada tho?
>>
ayy mtfg what up
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>>6463448
Sup Nerd.
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>>6463047
late but i took off the 'calorie adjustment' based on steps walked or whatever since i feel like measuring calories eaten against exercised & burned hasnt been useful to me in the past.
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>>6463439
6'2" in the perfect height for transgendered women boyfriend
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>>6463441
nice try yume
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>>6463423
did you get back with your exexexexexexexexexexexexeexexexexexexexexexexexexexexeexexexexexexex exexexexexexe exexexexexexexexexex
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>>6463423
>>tumblr_
>>o...
It could be from her tumblr ?
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>>6463449
ntm ntm :3

just feeling full and tired

gonna schedule voice therapy for the first time tomorrow which will be awesome
>>
>>6463448
*makes out with quid*
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>>6463461
you don't think someone would go on the internet and tell lies would you?
>>
>>6463424
Unfortunate iPhone autocorrects
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>>6463462
Does that even help?
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>>6463462
how tall are you quid?
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>>6463409
>tfw I apply sunscreen all the time because I'm pale and hate getting burned or overly tanned
>tfw I want to be able to wear makeup and look pretty, but I don't want to give up the ability to apply sunscreen more than once a day

Maybe I should move somewhere with lots of cloudy days, like Seattle.
>>
>>6463431

;_;
nice eyes!!

>>6463458

what makes u ask that?

>>6463442

nooo frenchie is gone. that guy looks super familiar.
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>>6463463
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>>6463478
cause it's funny
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>>6463475
Don't they make sun-blocking makeups?
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>>6463480
*kisses quid hand*
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>>6463447
i'm from ontario.

>>6463452
i've dated girls a couple of girls who were just as tall as i am. it's a non-issue for me and if anything i prefer taller girls, 5'9"+
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>>6463478

Thats because that guy is me. Former gg trip
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>>6463490
dropped trip on the way back
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>>6463485
Yeah, but those apparently don't work very well, according to >>6463327 at least.
>>
>>6463490
Ah.. I'm from Calgary at the moment. :(
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>>6463463
.>:/

>>6463470
yep, it's basically just what i'd be doing anyway but with someone to guide me professionally

>>6463471
5'4 .w.

>>6463487
ty that's much better *curtsies*
>>
>>6463512
Hopefully it goes well then.
>>
>>6463512
ugh what the fuck you're gonna practically be cis
>>
why did you make me get this im at maximum dysphoria now
>>
>>6463381
No you can't do that
>>6463516
This game is so trash, how do people not see...
>>
>>6463491

weren't you the other wiz?

>>6463481

u-um, w-well....
>>
>>6463501
Liquid sun blocking makeups work, powder do not
>>
>>6463518
i played it for 8 minutes (mostly changing the settings) dysphoria got too intense
>>
Does anyone have tips for removing leg hair?

>tfw passable twink except for these satyr legs
>>
i want to be a normal girl this isn't fair
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>>6463519

Yep :3c

dont be a meanie
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>>6463442
No
>>6463424
True
I mean idk
Edie is very unique, but I just thought is weird to never met anyone like her ever?
But then maybe bc of our similarities I didn't see it like that?
Idk
I think people are unique but out of 7 billion there are some duplicates imo
>>6463468
KEK
>>6463478
Wait
Have I missed something ?
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>>6463519
one time i saw a picture of angie's bf/ex(?) wiz, they look a bit similar but i don't think it's the same person

>>6463525
shave a lot, or get an electric razor to make it way easier, until your legs are relatively hairless
then, let it grow out for a day or two
then, epilate the shit out of it
>>
>>6463516
What is dysphoria inducing about it, people say this but I haven't looked into it so it's hard to understand.
>>
>>6463525
Lots of different ways to do that anon.
They're all easy.
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>>6463533
teenage girl

i never got to be that
>>
>>6463528

i thought soooo. hi! how have you been?

>>6463530

maybe a little

>>6463531

there are two wiz's. the one angie is/was dating and the chubby one in that pic who i just responded to.
>>
Is it weird that I'm kind of sad that I was the only trans person I saw all day that was being overtly sexual with their body?

Like dykes were in barely nothing half the time, there were naked gay men all over (it was cute watching my gf like trying not to look at all the penises), but like every transgirl I saw was like campy or like baggy tshirt kinda in the closet mode or draggy and campy. And every trans guy was dressed super baggy comfy straight guy style.

I just wanted to see someone else with 1/4 of a shirt and qt shorts on getting thrown around and felt up too :(
>>
>>6463536
Okay but there are lots of things about teenage girls, do they all give you dysphoria?
>>
>>6463544
yes
>>
>>6463516
wait until the feels hit
>>
>>6463539
Ok pls 2b explaining then, Ty in advance
>>
>>6463521
No, they don't. There isn't enough product in the makeup to offer you full coverage over all of your face

http://www.popsugar.com/beauty/SPF-Makeup-Enough-30861896
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>>6463543
Probably because a lot of trans people have a few hang ups about their bodies.
>>
>>6463550
i can't play it its too upsetting
>>
>>6463554
It's worth it anon. It will make you feel feels you may not want but sometimes that's what it takes to overcome being uncomfortable
>>
>>6463539
yeah from gaygen right, i remember now
>>
>>6463553
I get it most of the time, but pride is about love, I know we feel bad about it, but it's like one of the few times everyone will celebrate you for being you
>>
https://www.strawpoll.me/10598801

https://www.strawpoll.me/10598801

https://www.strawpoll.me/10598801

https://www.strawpoll.me/10598801
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>>6463522
I'm sorry but that's kinda autismo
>>6463525
If you're getting razor burn, moisturize an hour or two before showering. This happens when you start shaving because your skin isn't used to it, so after a month or two it should get easier.
>>
>>6463543
Prob should have gone to the trans march.
>>
>>6463507
it's probably unfair to say, but from what i do know about the prairies i def would not like it there. i have to go to bed now, maybe we'll catch up next time
>>
>>6463562
Baggy t-shirt kind of in the closet mode is me being me though.
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>>6463539

I been okay. Still being me i guess. And you?
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>>6463551

idk i'm dating and my love life is cray apparently idk. also i'm in love with pokebae. and have been. forever.
also he's sending me vids of pwr bttm performing and i'm real jealous cause this guy is so hot

>>6463561

yeeeeeee
>>
>>6463567
Which do I select if I think it's a birth defect but I'm not happily living a normal life (albeit mostly for non-trans related reasons)?
>>
>>6463516
It made me cry so much, I had just started hormones so I was extra emotional too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nC8WjPFnGU
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>>6463519
>u-um, w-well....
you did din you, kekekeke
>>
tfw crying (in a bad way though)
>>
>>6463581
this is basically me. I pass and am mostly happy with myself now but life sucks because I missed out on years of confidence building social interaction and have no education or job
>>
>>6462927
welcome back edie
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>>6463578
Oh I thought I had missed something I guessing i didn't nvm then
>pokebae
Wait
Did y'all get together for real or has he just been in your mind?

Dude in the pic looks weird in that angle but I mean our tastes are different, so, yap
>>
>>6463603
Why?
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>tfw have to hold your gf while she's crys about a cat having trouble getting adopted on "my cat from hell"

Im like glad I know how she feels now
>>
>>6463613
i don't even know
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598848
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598848
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598848
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598848
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598848
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>>6463604
We're going to make it though right?
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>>6463615
i wanted to go to you and edies wedding :(
>>
>>6463619
Yes you are.
>>
>>6463618
pls stop doing this :/
>>
What's up sluts what's the hot gossip
>>
can we all agree to stop posting or mentioneding anything related to cis women or passing trans women ever i don't like crying this much
>>
>>6463624
lol
>>
play overwatch with me
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>>6463615
;~;
kitties tho
>>
>>6463624
what do you look like actually i need to date you if ur cute because i like you (not the anons above)
>>
>>6463633
I guess that just leaves "tfw no bf" posts?
>>
>>6463624
quid don't be sad i don't want you to be sad (its ok to be sad if you actually need to though im not trying to pressure you on your emotions but I want you to feel well and I care about you)
>>
>>6463618
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10598848
>ew at 50%
lol
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>>6463619
I hope so.
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>>6463642
nice heterosexism :/
>>
>>6463637
cat are garbage
>>
>>6463635
show stats
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>>6463624
What do you look like?
>>
>>6463618
i dont even know what she looks like

does she ever post pictures
>>
>>6463651
go away angie
>>
>>6463578

I dunno who pokebae is.
>>
>>6463657
cats a garbage. garbage!
>>
>>6463650
Oh, and I guess "tfw no non-passing trans gf".
>>
>>6463652
im not on my overwatch pc and im sleepy
>>
please vote in my unbiased poll, thank you

http://www.strawpoll.me/10598878
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598878
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598878
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598878
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598878
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598878
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>>6463640
>>6463653
>>6463656
i've posted pictures but i don't feel like posting them rn
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>>6463576

um well honestly i've been going through a really hard time lately, but things are getting much better. i'm glad i have money and my work is so flexible or i would be fucked lmao.

>>6463608

thank

>>6463609

o ye no nothing too much lol
and um well it's def more than him being on my mind.

>>6463658

he's this guy in this realllllly old web.m who i've been in love with since i was 17. he got me into competitive breeding/battling pokemon and like a million other things.
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>>6463621
That wasn't really real, it was just a very good story
>>6463637
Kitties doh
>>
>>6463643
ty <3
>>
So how long after taking hormones do i have to wait to hit the, "I don't look like im 10 years old phase".
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>>6463666
:(

>>6463672
Fuck he's cute. You go gurlll
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>>6463646
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>>6463672
>mega hipster/10

Not my cup of tea from a gay mans perspective. Tell me this... how big is his wang? ;3
>>
>>6463667
>truly a saint amongst men
you set yourself up for this one
>>
>>6463672
show butt
>>
>>6463673
i know it wasn't real ;_;
>>
>>6463640
>>6463653
>>6463656

>>6461639
>>
My roommates are all mad at me right now. I want to die, this feeling is actually unbearable. Just a constant wave of dread. I'm literally sleeping on the couch because i dont want to have to share a room And feel anyone's scorn.
>>
>>6463677
Why would you want to not look 10 years old?
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>>6463673
thems kitties but
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>>6463689
What happened?

You'll get through it, regardless.
>>
>>6463669
>>6463686
kinda cute let's date quick
>>
>>6463690
Cause i live near Chicago.
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>>6463689
what did you do this time
>>
>>6463697
she likes to rape fatties
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>>6463679
:c
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>>6463672
>um well it's def more than him being on my mind.
OMG IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING?!?
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>>6463699
You live outside of Chicago's "Dangerous not-white people" zone, you should be fine
>>
>>6463707
that's cool
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598900
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3lFzQItSAkA

>tfw laying around lazily with bae
>showing you're excited about music so that she will be too
>started with this song

Anyone have good recommendations for us to chill too?
>>
>>6463707
for the record the story is i did that once, get it right anon
>>
>>6463696
I drunkenly made out with an old highschool friend last night. She was more drunk than me. Its sort of complex but aghhhhhhh
AGHHHHHHHHHH
my current living situation is such a fuck up that I'm not allowed to have relationships. I feel bad about something i don't think i really should feel bad about.
>>
>>6463712
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10598900
fake oddish is best oddish
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check out my new outfit bretty gud if i do say so myself
>>
>>6463669
howtf can anyone not call you cute
>>
>>6463686
IM ALWAYS LEFT OUT OF THINGS
>>6463710
Doesn't feel alright when out alone though.
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>>6463699
We still need to get lunch or something sometime. we so close

>>6463719
:(

>>6463726
is this a serious post....
>>
>>6463678

honestly i'm so ridiculously lucky to have him in my life again. he's literally the only good thing that's happened to me in weeks lol
i just wanna seeee himmmm. he's my fav person ;_;

>>6463681

that's none of ur business!!!!!!!

>>6463709

KINDA YEAH BUT I'M JUST GENERALLY RLY HAPPY RN TO HAVE HIM BACK IN MY LIFE AT ALL CAUSE I LOWKEY LOVE HIM
>>
>>6463719
That's kind of fucked up... No offense but maybe you should be looking for somewhere to live where you don't have crazy restrictions like that?
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>>6463717
but I wasnt done posting kitties
>>
>>6463726
looks like a fat ten year old crossdressing
>>
>>6463728
because i'm not
>>
>>6463734
how old is this fellow?
>>
>>6463733
Yes we do :3
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>>6463693
;-;


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NiIMqSqabGs
>>
>>6463734
He looks like a cute artsy guy. I'm a sucker for artsy. I'm in the same position I miss my s/o a lot. long distance always sucks :(
>>
>>6463732
>Doesn't feel alright when out alone though.
Self defense classes or look up local regulations about what weapons you could carry
I was gonna get a taser but I need an FOID so self defense classes it is :s
>>
>>6463686
oh nice i always forget what most of these bitches look like
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>>6463746
:3
>>
>>6463734
you working tonight?
>>
>>6463734
H Y P E
>>
>>6463748
Taser sounds good for me given my strength. ;-;
>>
>>6463734
>that's none of ur business!!!!!!!

y u be meanie again? ;-;
>>
>>6463758
If you miss you're fucked though, aren't you? You're not getting off a second shot most likely.
>>
>>6463736
It's not...guh.
I live with five people. One of them is my ex, we very seriously dated for two years in highschool. Before we started going out i had a crush on another friend of ours, the girl i made out with last night. My ex is kind of the boss of the house. She works and she has a car and she's a productive member of society. And i kind of am just an inconvenience.
I also live with a guy who moved down here after he confessed to me and i turned him down. I don't like him like that but he's still my friend and i like having him around. But he's pissed at me now for showing an interest in another human being, even tho he's chatted up a bunch of girls around here looking for a fuck, so idk why i should feel bad. But he has my rent money, because i paid for our groceries. So I'm nevous because, if he wanted, he could make me homeless now.
Fuck everyone. I'm allowed to drink and make mistakes and shit. None of these people are my friends. They don't like me, they all scare me. I just want to hug my mom. I wanna mpve out and go live somewhere else with someone less emotionally charged in my business. I want new friends.
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>>6463758
As long as you're 21 you can concealed carry in Illinois.
>>6463761
You can get stun guns, the physical ones where you actually have to touch people with it
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>>6463753
=^_^=
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HcVv9R1ZR84

>tfw no one will ever know what this song means to me
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598952
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598952
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598952
http://www.strawpoll.me/10598952
>>
I don't fit in anywhere and I can't wait to hit bottom so I can finally kill myself.
>>
>>6463753
sieg heil
>>
>>6463721
Agreed
>>6463712
We all know i suck
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>>6463765
SO FLUFFY XD
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>>6463767
ok well bye for now i guess mtfg
>>
>>6463761
Guess i won't miss then.
>>6463764
I turn 22 in 2 days.
>>
>>6463769
There is no bottom to hit, better start swimming up as best you can.
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>>6463779
Check if you can carry one of these in MI then!
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>>6463742

about 27? i met him when he was like ... 20. i was 17.

>>6463747

he's very that. best taste in music and nicest voice ever and so sweet and totally gets me and idk. i didn't know you were doing ldr!!
that's rly qt. how'd you meet this special someone?

>>6463754

no, i was sobbing for half of the night because i just found out that my ex-bf is getting deployed t b h lol. soon tho.

>>6463755

same, but idk i'm trying to not get my hopes up as high as i want them yknow

>>6463760

i rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly like him so ya. it's diff!!!
>>
>>6463777
>third wave feminism poisoning the minds of our youth.jpg
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>>6463758
no need, I'll just protect you 24/7
>>6463761
there's also a decent enough chance of just pissing your target off even more, might as well go with the extremely lethal option :^)
>>
>>6463783
Hopefully ;-;
>>6463792
thanks birdy
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>>6463776
It real kitty hours 100


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F_k3aHEfl8Y
>>
>>6463787
do you mean that genocide thing lol

you realize i was completely joking right
>>
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>>6463744
I feel like we should set a day? I'm free pretty much all the time

>>6463784
>how'd you meet this special someone?
Well that's a fucking weird story.. i've posted it a few times... i'll just link it
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/6176798/#6176817
>>
>>6463792
>of just pissing your target off even more
>device that interrupts your nervous system
>pissing off a target more
If you're fucking with the hulk then maybe you needed a gun but good luck regardless
>>
>>6463784
>my ex-bf is getting deployed t b h lol
?!?!?
>same, but idk i'm trying to not get my hopes up as high as i want them yknow
Disappointment sucks ik; just be chill and take it slow I guess?
>>
I can't stop eating candy Dx
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>>6463799
>>
>>6463812
you gotta get to the creamy filling bae ;3
>>
>>6463812
guess you're gonna get even sweeter then
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>>6463799
I just found the worst kitten image I have ever seend ,_,
>>
>>6463784

You live in philly right? How would you like to have a fat gay friend you can pal around with sometimes? lol

I was supposed to met up with frenchie but that never panned out sadly. :(
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>>6463816

>>6463817
>.<;;;;
>>
>>6463801
Pretty much anytime, july-onwards.
>>6463803
I just don't wanna get raped and stuff.
>>
Does anyone elses heart ache after taking their estrogen? I want to love somebody so much..I want to be loved..
>>
>>6463823
*kiss*
>>
>>6463826
A taser would be sufficient to disable your target and allow you to escape. Pepper spray or fighting them would also do.
>>
>>6463812
>>6463823
so you are just going to become a lardball like sheen then
>>
>>6463833
Hmmm.
>>
>>6463837

I think chub trans gurls can be cute.
>>
>>6463800
i was talking purely about the image dummy
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>>6463813
>>6463821
;-; why you do dis


She's my spirit animal desu,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qQNY_nihI90

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LLbdLMtB1jU
I'm in music love crush wit her
>>
>>6463827
Not when I take estrogen specifically, but quite a lot in general.
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>>6463838
You're just gonna have to consider a few things
>What are you capable of physically
>How much training are you willing to put in
>What are you okay with doing morally
>Local regulations regarding self defense
It's a tricky subject but if you're really concerned about your safety it's worth figuring out.
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>>6463837
I'm already a lardball
>>6463829
:*
>>
>>6463827
It potentiates feelings, so if you're lonely or sad, it can do that, but it can also make you really lovey and happy!
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>>6463827
I don't feel like that right after my dose necessarily, but yeah, estrogen definitely increased my need for love and affection and kisses and cuddles and headpats.
>>
>>6463852
I'll try to do my best ;-;
>>
>>6463801

D'AW LOL THAT'S REALLY CUTE. ESP THE VOMITING PART T B H
if you met her in person when did the ldr happen?!

>>6463808

yeah girl lol. a high number of untold horrible things have happened to me or to ppl i care about recently and it's just been a lot.
and i'm gonna take it slow but idk. after breaking up with faye i kind of like re-evaluated a lot of stuff and it kinda occurred to me that my "type" is shaped around him and he's always meant the world to me and he's the one person i've wanted to be with since the beginning of my transition. and he's the whole reason my interests and transition shaped itself in the way it did and he's had a hand in everything i've done in almost a decade so ya. very memoirs of a geisha becoming a hoe to bag the chairman type teas.

>>6463822

i love new friends omg yes pls
i wanna meet up with beepy too but idk
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>>6463857
I'm sure you'll be fine, and hopefully you'll never have to put it to use.
Also, KNIVES ARE A BIG NO NO DO NOT CARRY A KNIFE FOR SELF DEFENSE
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>>6463855
Everything is gonna be alright anon, I know it for sure <3
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>>6463836
I hope you burn in hell.
>>
>>6463863
What's the reason for that?
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>when voice training fucks you up so bad you permanently sound like a flaming faggot
>>
what to do when a trans girl you casually hooked up with is threatening to kill herself after you telling her you're not looking for a relationship and now won't respond to your txt and calls
>>
>>6463860

I travel to philly when i need to see my bf in nj.

Do you live in center city near the gayborhood?
>>
>>6463852
>>6463857

I've had to do the "get hit with taser/maxe and keep going" training, taser shuts you down but is hard to hit someone with, mace you can fight through, but....it's just the worst thing ever, you're pretty busy hating how much it hurts

I'd recommend mace as it can effectively be deployed from a distance with minimal aim
>>
>>6463826
okidok

>>6463860
This happened in the last 2 weeks of the semester and has been ldr since the semester ended :( I'm still really embarrassed about the vomiting part. I will forever be mortified about that moment lol

>>6463872
sounds like a perfectly average healthy trans person
>>
>>6463763
I'm sure there's more to it then just you just making out with someone.
>>
>>6463863
No worries.
>>6463880
Do you need anything special for mace?
>>
>>6463872
I guess the same thing you'd do when a cis girl you casually hooked up with is threatening to kill herself after you telling her you're not looking for a relationship and now won't respond to your txt and calls.
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>>6463892
You need to check your laws as some of them are illegal based on location
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>>6463870
There's plenty of reasons
>Physical strength required to actually penetrate someone
>Are you going to be okay with stabbing someone even in self defense?
>You are likely to be injured
>Knives are slow and require multiple blows which leaves time for retaliation
>You are likely to not kill your target which allows them to sue you for injury
>It may be illegal to carry the type of knife you have chosen
>You may end up in trouble if the person you stab has a savy lawyer that claims you carried the knife because you were looking for a fight
>Nobody wins in a knife fight
And so on
Carrying something like a Swiss army knife isn't the worst idea in the world, those are handy for many things, but do not carry one thinking you'll save your life with it.
>>6463880
Also listen to Faye on this stuff, she knows a hell of a lot more than I do.
>>
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kittunz
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>>6463881
she's got her issues

>>6463894
i might go to her house since her roommates will let them in
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>>6463903
doggies
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>>6463873

nooo i'm like an hour out of philly. we should meetup doe t b h.
tfw i was just thinking of living there tho and i'm about to spend 3-4 days there lol

>>6463881

how long do you have until you see her next? seriously it's not a big deal lool
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>>6463803
>device that interrupts your nervous system
tasers, yes, if you don't miss and get a dead center shot in a meaty area and they're not wearing thick clothes or moving erratically :^)

stun guns, no, because they're just pain compliance tools with an electrical twist that only apply to the area you touch with it, and for one your attacker can simply knock it out of your hands or grab it, and two, a lot of people don't give a shit about pain.
>>6463880
is right, mace is the way to go and it doesn't cost hundreds of dollars.
>>
>>6463870
You will most like get the knife taken from you

If they have a knife, you will be in the literal worst fight you can be in, one where skill won't stop you from getting cut

You want to run before you pull a knife
>>
>>6463883
I think they think we did something else worse, but idk. We were at a party and i had to go out to get donuts for everyone because i was mostly sober, and i had to drop someone off. So she came with me and the drive took longer than anyone expected, so they immediately suspected we like...fucked in my roommates car.i guess? I have no clue what they're thinking. She and I actually had a nice conversation about our lack of real sexual desires, which was cool.
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>>6463923
no.
>>
>>6463923
doges are dumb and smell
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>>6463864
ty ty
>>
i hate myself :(
>>
>>6463936
>>6463937
Dogs are nothing but love
>>6463938
<3
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>>6463939
its this place, it gets to you
you need to run away and go back to being a normie
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https://www.strawpoll.me/10599074
https://www.strawpoll.me/10599074
https://www.strawpoll.me/10599074
https://www.strawpoll.me/10599074
>>
>>6463872

Just tell her you want her to top from now on. Should get rid of her.... but if it doesn't let her top you and record it for the thread.

>>6463924

I'm going to visit my bf next weekend for the July 4th weekend. I can see if he wants to do stuff in Philly on that Saturday.
>>
The girl from evanescence has the perfect voice. Its a low register but still unmistakably fem.
>>6463938
>posting kokoro connect
Fuck you and fuck this show
>>
>>6463939
good@!
>>
>>6463767
>ywn be best girl
>>
>>6463898
Seems its legal here, alright.
>>
>>6463924
Sometime in july probably :( What about you and the artsy cutie? How'd you meet / when will you see him next?
>>
>>6463940
omfg I love corgis so much <3
it's always been my dream to own an entire pack of corgis
>>
My Faye like hair wont stop falling in my face.
>>
>>6463946
she would slap me and mean it if i ever asked that, she's a girly girl
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>>6463959
When I move out I'm getting myself a Corgi (Or whatever is available at the shelter I guess)
>>
>>6463959
post a qt plat, stat!
>>
hi does anyone here want a bf?

i can offer a source of affection, optimism, and encouragement
i can fit your desires and will do anything you need
im also very cute
>>
>>6463967
SO CUTE
>>
>>6463973
>im also very cute
Post pics
>>
>>6463966

Looks like you will have to fake your own death then.
>>
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>>6463940
c:

>>6463948
:c
>>
>>6463939
Stop frogposting and chill the fuck out bro, this isn't your twitter
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>>6463973
Post a pic of yourself.
>>
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>>6463978
>>
I DOUBLE hate myself :( :(
>>
Can someone tell me which sperm banks are the cheapest/best?
>>
>>6463860
You live near beep? What is she like irl? Does she pass?
>>
>>6463986
I hate you too.
>>
>>6463976
the funny thing is, we have never had sex. only made out with oral (her on me). i dont think i can have sex with her thats why i cant be in this relationship
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>>6463974
>>6463978
more puppers
>>
>>6463973
Do you think I'm qt?? >>6463853
>>
>>6463967
Unfortunately corgis I don't think tend to be all too common in shelters
pretty popular breed and all
but that's good that you would adopt! so many doggos that need homes there, no need to go to a breeder.
>>6463968
okee dokee :3
>>
I hope that Raifu is okay :(
>>
elanna passed away
>>
Why isn't there a step-by-step guide with pretty pictures for voice training?

All the cute-sounding trips just laugh at me when I ask :(
>>
>>6463999
lol
>>
>>6463932
were you guys being rude or something, idk why anyone would care other than the guy who is into you.
>>
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>>6463963
Same, but I kind of like that
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>>6463985
>>6463992
>>
>>6463992
PUPPERSAHHHHHHHHHH
>>
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>>6463986
>>6463939
well stop
>>
>>6463963
>>6464008
just put some behind your ears or wear a headband
>>
can i use an olive pitter to pierce my ears
>>
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>>6464012
Yeah you're cute.
>>
>>6464012
how long on hrt?
>>
>>6463944
around blacks

never relax
>>
>>6464019
it would be very painful
>>
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>>6463995
yeah, i got my current doggy from a shelter, it's better to rescue dogs and give them a better life <3
>>6464012
oh
my
god
>>6464012
oh you're actually cute
you're from portland right?
>>6464013
PUPPERS
>>
>>6464019
Probably lol, I wouldn't recommend actually doing it though
>>
>>6464012
>tfw a boy is more feminine than you are
>>
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>>6464012
Oh wow I'm like way too old for u
>>
>>6464005
Oh yea it was rude, we were drunk in the middle of the living room. We were cuddling and we fell asleep.
>>
>>6464012
what a fucking qt
were I not taken already I'd be your gf
>>
>>6464008
What about when I'm trying to eat, Faye? What then? How do I handle this mane?

>>6464017
Oh.
>>
>>6464012
oh hey you posted on r9k the other day
you're cute
>>
>>6464012
qt / 10 would bang
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>>6464012
>a boyo passes better than you do
h-heh
>>
>>6464012
your face has cleared up a bit

you look cute
>>
>>6464030
Some people like older ladies, don't give up hope just yet!
>>
>>6464017
Yeah I'm starting to work with headbands, they let you have qt cool bangs and keep stuff in place
>>
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>>6464012
Start HRT now or you'll regret it.
>>
>>6464041
>I'm an older lady now
Kill me
>>
any transgurls near md? I'm looking to make some fronds :P
>>
>>6464047
"Older" is relative, you're not old, just maybe a bit older than the femboy.
>>
>>6464029
Post pic
>>
>>6464012
Hey kid wanna /ss/?
>>
>>6464025
...for you
>>
>>6464021
thats a pretty lewd face...

>>6464023
im not on hrt.... right now >~<

>>6464026
yup thats me we talked before i think

>>6464029
no you look great im sure...

>>6464030
thats not an issue..

>>6464032
t-thanks

>>6464035
oh please dont go on r9k

>>6464036
y-you too

>>6464039
i dont actually pass at all...

>>6464044
what if i dont want to be a girl???

>>6464055
o-oooh... maybe
>>
>>6464061
>yup thats me we talked before i think
We did! We'll /ss/ when I move up there next year k?
>>
>>6464047
you look like you could be an own-the-kitchen-and-feed-you-until-you-explode italian mom
>>
>>6464049
mb

im gonna be near norfolk
>>
>>6464067

I'm in b-more city lol
>>
>>6464044
https://youtu.be/4Xc3HxLlkqE
>>6464049
What the fuck why is mtfg so trash
>thirty pointless straw polls per thread
>asl spammers seeping in from soc
>dedicated autismos posting the same unfunny meme every day
>>
>>6464066
Lmao I can live with that t b h
>>
>>6464019
I mean you could but you would be missing a chunk out of your lobe
>>
>>6464073

Why is my comment trash? Is wanting to meet some /lgbt/ people wrong?
>>
>>6464064
You can't /ss/ you're 19 and tiny god damnit.
>>
>>6463946

i'm gonna be in center city for july 4th weekend!!! altho i'll be wit my bff and her bf. maybe we can meet up?

>>6463989

she's like a foot tall so she prob passes fine. but idk we haven't met yet lmao

>>6463958

well that sucks :( that's not too far away tho so that's good. and um that's a ridiculously long story. but we met through a dating site that was linked to 4chan like 7 years ago. it was specifically a dating site made for ppl who posted and the owner used to have a crush on me and spam posted my pic in threads being like 'she's here on this site, talk to dollface now!!' and he was like wow she's rly pretty and then we started talking lol. and then we went through a million things together and idk. he's been the only person who has ever truly just understood me and accepted me and liked me at every stage of my life. he's prob the first guy i was ever really in love with.
>>
>>6464064
ill be in school next year so i dont know how much ill actually be in portland but im down to meet up ^~^
>>
>>6464054
Nope.
>>6464061
I don't look terrible if you were judging by male standards, too bad that's the exact opposite of what I'm comfortable with. It's getting better slowly, though.
>>
>>6464081
>my comment trash?
>>6464082
A GIRL CAN DREAM
>>
>>6464073
And you're one of the bigger pieces of trash. Now get back to the bottom of the can.
>>
>>6464082
Brother-sister /ss/ is still on the table though.
>>
>>6464073
>inb4 oddish wonders why most people dont like her
>>
I'm getting re-evaluated for autism later this week. last diagnosis was in 2004 and i just wanna know forsure if i don't have it.

thanks 4chan, for making me think about this.
>>
>>6464101
>>6464101
>>6464101

New thread
>>
>>6464088

I'm drunk so sue me.

>>6464099

Thought it was because she fucks blacks?
>>
>>6464103
good luck
>>
>>6464103
http://www.wired.com/2001/12/aqtest/

what's /honest/ your score? mine's 11
>>
>>6464103
l m a o
>>
>>6464016
birdy ur a chick
>>
>>6464117
25
>>
>>6464117
uhh I got 29
>>
>>6462715
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