/mtfg/ trans girl yuri general

>>6443775
delet

>>6443782
no yuri edition is important, we'll use it afterwards silly

I'm at the pool and it's sunny but there's a thunder warning

>>6443860

>>6443779
>>6443779
>>6443779

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How lewd.

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>you can picture it now
>you hold your old girlfriend in suspense until it's your birthday
>make her beg for it
> you have tickets to panic at the disco
>she's going to be emotionally stimulated out of her mind
>don't take e for a month so you can fuck her
>get back in after the concert and walk up to the steps to the kitchen
>take a water from the fridge, make sure you're well hydrated while she's talking
>come over and get close
>thisclose
>lean down to her 5'2 frame and give her a kiss, a strong one, like you learned how to do from the last relationship, she won't see that kiss coming, it's new, she'll want more
>throw her on the marble countertop
>reach under her skirt, and rip her panties off
>kiss her while you make sure she's wet, taste her on your hand
>fuck her until I'm done, until I AM tired
>if I don't want to stand any more I can literally throw her on the silk couch in the den, she weighs almost nothing
>I want her to fuckingnsay my name
>I want her to tell me she didn't know you could fuck this long
>I want to feel her cum on my dick and think it's going to stop, but it doesn't stop until I say it stops
>ask her if she wants to go out again
>of course she does
>they always do after I fuck them like that
>b..but
>I just want someone to love me for who I am, that's all fake, but the fakeness is he only thing that makes me happy
>tfw not a gf

>>6443884
be my gf

ill flip your virginity~

>>6443884
Wow faye.

Like, that sounds hot and all....
But Panic at the Disco?

Really?

>>6443779
>>6443779
>>6443779

>>6443899
With weezer, you need to take a girl to a concert she's going to like, so the story is better when she falls in love with you
>>6443892
We're far away, but it's a good dream, I want to fall in love like they do for the fake version of me

>>6443919
Where are you from?

I'm like the fake version of you but real bb

>>6443919
I guess that we're just girls of different taste. I would want to go to a BMSR concert blazed out of my mind or tripping hard on LSD or shrooms.

Why do you keep saying you're fake? Maybe you should try to actually wear your heart on your sleeve. Even if it's ugly.

>>6443930
I live in nor cal by Oakland
>>6443931
Because no one cares about your heart silly, they want to fuck and they want to feel that fake love where someone is perfect and never opens up to them.

>>6443954
Oh yeah that's far

rip the dream

>>6443954
How's that been working out for you, Faye? Has edie come back to this illusion of perfection you're trying to make?

>>6443969
Edie is different though, I love her, and therefore would prefer her not to be back if she needed something else

>>6443999
Can't you see how this is a problem?
No one wants that illusion of perfection, because nothing is more disturbing than trying to maintian a serious relationship with someone who is constantly wearing a mask. Few things are as disgusting as trying to be open with someone who is pretending to be someone else.

Why even bother trying to be around someone who can never be honest with you, let alone themselves.

Maybe you should try and love yourself before thrusting your issues on anyone else.

>>6444038
I didn't act like that with her,

I have been open with people, and the whole relationship is about fighting or feeling bad about how I feel about stuff, even though I don't feel bad about it myself.

It's pretty terrible

>>6444062
Then try and be alone for a while, because it sounds like you're just kinda mean.
>how I feel about stuff

what stuff? That's pretty vague
>even though I don't feel bad about it myself.
Seriously what stuff even means? If you're fighting about it, then maybe the other person is trying to make a point and you're just not listening.

>wake up
>messages from several people "someone is posing as you on Mtfg again"
Why tho...that wasn't even a good troll...I don't talk like that lol

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Howdy hombres

>>6444081
Uhm ok stuff like
Hey I'm having anxiety or a PTSD thing right now and need a second alone

Hey I feel bad when I don't get to see or talk to you

I wish we had more time together

I'm tired of never going out and just sitting on your couch

I'm disappointed your broke our plans for tonight

Talking about wanting to fuck other people in front of me kinda makes me feel bad

Any number of things, like I have the feeling, I express the feeling, and they obsess over it like its emotional manipulation, or they need to fix me, or they like shut down and can't process it, or they yell at me and tell me it's not ok to feel that way, everyone's different,

but literally, being open and saying how you feel kills most relationships

>>6444202
That haircut is fucking bae

I might pick up programming, what language has the CUTEST syntax? No bias please.
What's the girly handwriting of programming?

>>6444254
Obfuscated Perl, obviously.

>>6444271
that's not really a syntax though, that's just fucking around

>>6444287
And what's more girly than fucking around, anyway...

>>6444294
I will be fucking around regardless of syntax though, the syntax has to stand on its own

>>6444306
Well, Befunge code looks cute...

>>6444340
thanks. I bet that's a good place to start!

>>6443884
>TFW I'm the little GF...
>TFW I'm 5'6"...
>TFW I get fucked so hard that I cum 4 times before we're done...

>>6444399
P..pls

pls to not tempt janitor to delete pure yuri general

we is here for now >>6443779
>>6443779
>>6443779

>>6444643
> no title general: failure edition.

No thanks.

>>6444254
Inform 7 probably, this is what the code looks like:

- - -

A room can be destroyed. A room is usually not destroyed.

The Cave is a room. South of the cave is the Unstable Cave.

Instead of going to a destroyed room:
say "You can't go that way, the room seems to be destroyed."

After going from the unstable cave:
say "The room caves in behind you.";
Now the unstable cave is destroyed.

- - -

It's very interactive-fiction specific but it's still a really interesting experiment in semi-natural language programming.

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>>6444743
>Inform 7
>programming language

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>>6443105
>tfw this but I woke up and it was still real

>>6444643
Nope yuri gen is life

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/mtfg/ I'm feeling super inferior. Every female character I like I compare myself to and feel inferior, Ill never be as pretty as them. Every time I see a girl cosplaying a character I like I feel like disgusting shit.
>tfw passing
>tfw attractive
>tfw guys constantly swooning over you
>tfw it still wont put the dysphoria to rest

>>6444770
I'm pretty sure it's Turing complete, so why wouldn't it be?

>>6445127
Stop comparing yourself to fictional characters.

>>6445127
>super inferior
>superior inferior
>using directly opposite root words
you are inferior

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>>6445155
Its real people too, every time I see a cute girl Im convinced shes so much prettier than me and that Im a hag unworthy of even posting pictures. Fictional characters are the lowest I can go, my IRL role models couldnt make me feel anymore inferior. They're all either models or renown philosophers who make me look pathetic, lazy, ignorant, and generally worthless.

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>>6445172
Please learn English before posting on an English speaking imageboard, thanks!

>>6445201
what? Whether you speak English or not it doesn't change the etymology of the words. I'm not saying it's grammatically incorrect, it's just aesthetically displeasing.

>>6445217
>etymology of the words
>etymology of words
the "the" is redundant.

>>6445275
No, because I'm specifically referring to THE words in question.

>>6445295
what other words are there, idiot.

>>6445367
Literally all the words that aren't SUPER and INFERIOR

>>6445370
you forgot the quotations. Wow some people just can't be saved. :(

Anyone know if there is still an online place to get hrt from? I heard inhousepharmacy.vu even requires a script these days.

>>6445422
Unless it's changed (I haven't looked into it since forever) they ask for one but you can just tell them that you're going to get one to them and never actually send it and they still will mail the stuff out.

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How legit is this? I wanna start a guide like this, but I have no idea of where to start

Previous thread:

>>6443779

>tfw ur yuriing irl

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>>6445594
proud of u

>>6445600
ty

ok lol i cant handle when faye talks to mc bc i dont even know if its her most of the time or even if shes real?? you guys are really playing with my paranoia and loneliness rn lol i need to get away from this place

>>6445502
it's not legit

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>>6445528
distract yourself

post online so you get some semblance of human interaction

do both of these until you arent lonely, never let yourself contemplate suicide, and things might be better for you eventually, like they are for me

although i lost two of my closest friends so i dont really have good friends anymore...

it gets better though

>>6445593
Could you not be autistic about threads it's been weirding me out all day

What's your typical diet like?

Brunch:
- 3 scrambled eggs with spinach
- 4 to 5 bacons
- 1 apple
- tall glass of kefir

Dinner:
- 1 chicken breast
- 3 cups of veggies
- 1 avocado
+ 2 cups of yam if i'm running the next day

Snack:
- table spoons of organic peanut butter whenever

1 gallon of water throughout the day

>>6445607
then how do I become cute trap?

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>>6443775
best edition one day im gunna make yuri with my gf :3

>>6445594
I'm jealous but know I'd just feel gross about my body anyways if I were in that kind of situation at this point. I hope that changes eventually.

How is a transgender councelor different than a regular one

>tfw ppl see u as a girl

>>6445617
Kill yourself, be reborn as a girl

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>>6445553
True, true.

fwiw, I do try to avoid posting here about every inane little problem, and save the sadposting for heavier feels

>and others are born from idiotic standards
I'll admit, some of my standards of what it means to pass or have a successful transition might be unrealistic, and there's a real possibility I'll be disappointed with my results, but I'll never know that for sure unless I try, so right now I'm just trying to keep my chin up and keep pushing through, even on days when I feel like I'll never pass and should just give up.

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>tfw ppl see u as a boy

>>6445625
>tfw even tho everything else is shit at least you changed in the women's locker room today

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>>6445612
how about not being a cunt and insulting someone over the most asinine stuff

>>6445626
girls kinda suck, but I can't choose my fate

>>6445625
that's the aim no?

>>6445624
I would assume they have some experience or training on how to deal with trans issues, but honestly I have no idea.

>>6445612
i'm just linking previous thread

>>6445632

>tfw ppl see you as a stingray

>>6445624
the transgender counselor has a 3 month wait period

>>6445625
I want to see you as a grill too.

>>6445615
>breakfast
Nothing or oatmeal
>lunch
Nothing or a granola bar
> early dinner
Bento box, sushi, chicken wrap and cucumber salad, burrito with salsa and chips, or hand make something

Add junk food if I'm sad, add another meal if I have to be social

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>>6445632
iktf friend. hang in there it'll get better!

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>>6445640
pls no
the horror

>>6445636
its a good feel u tard

>>6445633
still too scared to do this

>>6445634
>>6445612
JE-RRY! JE-RRY! JE-RRY!

DING DING

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Who drinking here

>>6445625
>>6445632
>tfw I honestly don't know what people see me as
They all still treat me like a normal guy in any case, I guess growing tiny tits isn't enough to even get treated like a freak or something. Not that I want that but I'd like some kind of reaction, I guess.

>>6445653
i might be in a bit. i havent in months.

>>6445624
Most counselors specialize in one to a few areas due to the complexity of the mind. Transsexual issues is one area that can be specialized in.

>>6445617
go to femgem, this is the place for pill poping and eventual surgery if needed.

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>>6445647
come pet us kiwi

>>6445634
>telling people to settle down and not post 12 times a day about which thread is super important is being a cunt

Calm the rage please

>>6445658
tfw you know boys that arent on hrt that have bigger boobs than you :(

>>6445612
Don't ever show up in sf ever again

>>6445605
Faye is always the same person but you should really believe her except when she's being pathetic, since that's something she really wouldn't want to make us see in her.

>>6445653
>beer
Hon detected

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>>6445671

>>6445644
That's awful.

>>6445671
What's trutrans then? Wine or hard liquor?

>>6445675
Vodka soda
Cosmo

>>6445615
>3 eggs per day
do you want to die from your colesterol?

>>6445624
He has a particular training and, more importantly, experience with the subject since he interacts with it every day.
I mean, a gender specific therapist, I'm not sure if you mean a therapist who happens to be trans.

>>6445653
Alcohol Is literally poison, it dries you out, worsens your vocal cords, ages you, and generally makes you not the best person you can be, I only drink socially to make drinkers like me

>>6445675
Claret

>>6445660
Same and it feels good to drink

>>6445671
Autism found

>>6445665
faye no, you know what happens when you respond to autism

>>6445653
I don't know why because I used to be able to drink and be okay but these days even a fraction of a glass can make me tipsy and give me a headache so I'm not doing alcohol anymore. I never really liked the taste anyways.

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>>6445665
calling someone autistic isn't the same as telling them to calm down. if you'd said it the way you're greentexting then I wouldn't have said anything in the first place.

secondly all she did was link the previous thread so it was an uncalled for comment always

>>6445675
sobriety you filthy whore

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Post characters that are literally you

>>6445665
yuri IS important

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>>6445678
Wow ur a fuckin nerd

>>6445668
I know that feel, but I'm glad that I don't weigh 300+ pounds like they do so I'm okay with it overall.

>>6445686
Don't listen to Faye.
She just wants attention

>>6445668
Like me?
>>6445605
Hey if like I'm ever setting off your paranoia (which like I kind got that you had last time something happened between us) just say something, or use Skype to let me know what it is so I can avoid triggering you

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>>6445688
ez pz

>>6445678
Lmao nice meme

>>6445630
I mean, I'm not telling you to repress your feelings or rpetend they are fake. Just take a step away for a second and really think things through before exploding in the thread. I don't think people should use 4chan as a secondary brain.

hi

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>>6445688
It's too late to change my ways.

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>>6445699
hi!

>>6445699
hi

>>6445677
>do you want to die
Meh

>>6445699
What brings you to this place, anon?

>>6445699
heya!

i want kiwi to love me but it's not meant to be

>>6445702
hi kiwi

>>6445703
hi anon

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>>6445688
Ive never really felt close to any character until her

>>6445688
do you transition just so people wouldn't bully you? what are you even doing in this thread? or in the real world tbdesu...

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>>6445678
the same here....

I nearly totally stopped drinking at home. The only time I did in the past year was a big negative event.

>>6445687
lol She's not a whore.

>>6445690
>>6445676
Are you circumcised or uncut?

What are some of the best/worst reactions that your friends and family had when you came out?

>>6445615
wow that's anorexic supermodel tier

Breakfast:
-Bowl of cornflakes

Lunch
- 2 ham sandwiches

Dinner
- Rice and quarter chicken

>Snack
-Fruit

>>6445699
Hey you!

>>6445699
hi

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>>6445717
I don't have a penis

>>6445678
daily reminder that alcohol is worse for you than weed or lsd

>>6445725
So I take it you are not circumcised then, what is the length and circumference of your cock?

>>6445725
Did you lose it in the war?

what does shakira even look like

if you reply to this comment you'll wake up as a cutie tomorrow

>>6445729
>>6445728
I was born with a vagina, I don't understand these questions

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>>6445632
>tfw people dont see u

>>6445682
Autism babies :?
>>6445686
I think we're up to 16 posts now on which thread to use and when, would you consider that normal? Maybe abnormal? What would you classify it as...
>>6445690
Iush
>>6445696
Tru doh
>>6445718
YOU WANT TO BE A LESBIAN?

>>6445729
The Pizza Also Rises

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>>6445731
bullshit!!!!

>>6445731
I've replied to your comments before, why am I still so not qt?

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>>6445718
best reaction was throwing a coming out party by my friends. worst reaction was my mum saying she'll never support or accept my degenerate lifestyle choice and she'll always use my old name even if I get it legally changed.

>>6445736
LMAO

>>6445733
You wouldn't be posting in this thread if you were. Now stop being shy and answer the question, is your cock big or small?

so is Amy dead?

>>6445729
The war against dysphoria

>>6445730
Your mom

>>6445731
Fuck you

>>6445735
Nice bro science
Post a paper?

>>6445731
It's worth a shot, so here's a (you).

>>6445736
The dough rises; it's not a pizza at that point.

>>6445730
A hon

>>6445731

>>6445744
Maddie has man shoulders and legs since she used to lift, so I assume she has an average sized penis.

>>6445744
Why do you want to know so much about my dick

am i the only one who doesn't want to be referred to as "she" until i know i pass 100%

>>6445751
3pedantic5me

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>>6445730
like this dummy

>>6445754
I don't think there's any correlation between lifting and penis size, is there?

>>6445722
>wow that's anorexic supermodel tier
I thought it was more /fit/ bro tier
or suburban mom tier

>>6445755
I'm just genuinely curious, I know many traps have big cocks but I was wondering if MTFs did too.

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>>6445756
>until i know i pass 100%

>she thinks trans people ever pass 100%

>>6445756
Faye and Red, I think? Well, they're a bit different, they want to be called boys even though they pass 100%.

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>>6445765
They do
You're just too retarded
Pic related

>>6445765
Hey you, I want to talk to you on Skype.

>>6445765
well until i get as close as im gonna get

>>6445763
/fit/-tier is autist-tier nobody eats like that.

>>6445766
>red
>passing
He legit looks like a twink

>>6445735
it's called keeping track of the threads, silly

the previous thread linked in the OP is incorrect since we ended up using a different thread first, so I linked that so that there would be a correct previous thread. duh.

>>6445741
If you haven't experienced results with our product you can call customer service.

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>>6445731

>>6445745
no shes stuck in a, "im lonely why does this always happen" *pushes everyone away and causes drama because she thinks they were going to leave anyway*, feedback loop

>>6445773
Red is hot

>>6445779
red hot

>>6445772
>eating relatively healthy on a quasi ketogenic diet
>autistic

>>6445773
Red has an std FYI ~

>>6445748
http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download?doi=10.1.1.548.9397&rep=rep1&type=pdf

>>6445768
ever tried clocking people in public? You'd be surprised how many girls are trans :^)

>>6445698
Yeah, that's also a good point.

I dunno, I think I spend too much time here and sometimes I feel like I should avoid this place altogether, but at the same time, I don't have any irl friends I can talk about trans stuff with (or any irl friends at all, for that matter), so being able to talk about trans stuff here can be really nice.

>>6445768
only possible if you transition in like high school or if you had no puberty or are intersex

>>6445783
yeah so do most people

>tfw adhd
Anyone know this feel? What do you take for it? Focalin only makes my face sweaty.

>>6445789
Red has hiv though :c
Most people don't have that

>>6445781
>using technical terms such as "ketogenic"
>not autistic
>>6445780
I want to have a tranny threesome with Red and Valq

>>6445727
biweekly reminder that LSD can be theraputic

>>6445791
jsut be Ursula

this is insane

how can i know this is real

>>6445718
>It's about time.
Haven't really had a bad reaction yet.

Oh yeah, one of my friends reminded me I should be wearing a bra. I told him to find a 44AAA bra with wide set boob spacing.

>>6445751
many pizza doughs rise.

>>6445794
Two-on-one or rock-paper-scissors style?

>>6445791
yes

I dont take anything for it because i havent gotten officialy diagnosed or subscripted for it and its ruining my life

>>6445794
I see, so you're just being unreasonable because you're autistic yourself

>>6445793
no he doesn't

red is a good boy don't bully
>>6445795
>tfw can't take lsd because of antidepressants
>>6445797
it is

>>6445795
im too scared to buy on the deepweb

>>6445788
Or surgery

>>6445793
>>6445783
who does this? rude af. shame on you for posting this.

>>6445795
yes

daily reminder that mdma actually treats ptsd like nothing else

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>>6445798
Are there pizza doughs that don't rise? Can you get matzo pizza? (A quick search reveals that yes you can.)

>>6445766
>the want to be called boys
Red wants to be a femboy because he found a way to be sexually feminine while keeping his identity the same. Power to him.
Faye is just devastated by Edie leaving for a boy.

>>6445804
but you didnt have surgery

>>6445773
No he looks like a fucking tweaked out homely Irish woman

>>6445799
I dunno how do three girl threesomes work?
>>6445801
>ad hominem

>>6445812
red is a good boy don't bully

>>6445751
it rises a bit, much less than bread but it still takes yeast.

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>>6445797
you dont :)

https://youtu.be/cU8HrO7XuiE

>>6445768
>those shoulders
each is half her torax, those aren't a girl's arms.

>>6445806
daily reminder that weed is one of the few effective treatments for Schizophrenia

Idk why Benzos are legal, but drugs that are harder to abuse aren't.

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>>6445768
>implying she passes 100%
>implying i wouldn't be able to clock her

>>6445818
i require a tighter sound

like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54zmJO810xI

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>>6445751
>the dough rises

Daily reminder that Edie shitposts all of you without trip on

hellooo

>>6445787
being away from 4chan ussually motivates me to interact more with people.

>>6445827
im edie rn

reminder that all you need to do to reset your brain and get rid of dysphoria is to fill a syringe full of your sperm and inject it into your head

>>6445809
This isn't the first time Faye has claimed to be a man, yeah the breakup with Edie is the reason it popped back up most recently but it started long before they were a thing.

>>6445822
is that why i like weed so much

>>6445813
I didn't mean autistic as an insult, I meant it quite literally.. Seeing as how anything different or new to you is threatening to the examination of your own self.

>>6445828
will u be my gf if i say hi every time you post this

>>6445831
Isn't that how Athena was born?

>>6445827
Edie is two faced to most of the people on here, but I assumed that was common knowledge.

>>6445823
that shadow is actually pretty noticeable now that you mention it holy shit

>>6445831
i have to admit you made me laugh

>>6445813
The same way girl twosomes work but with an extra girl, I think?

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>>6445808
Multiple types of doughs are used. Most are risen forms. I use a biscuit dough for my deep dish pizzas.

>>6445813
Two gang up on one is the best way.

>>6445825
Don't let it resurrect.

>>6445835
>I don't mean an insult as an insult

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post qt tops

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>>6445809
I'm a boy now
>>6445832
IM A BOY be nice
>>6445841
Be nice
>>6445827
Be nice

>>6445838
a/s/l

Does anyone still have that picture of Edie's penis?

>>6445854
but boys dont have boobies

>>6445852
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mind-blindness#Relationship_to_autism_and_Asperger.27s_Syndrome

Here you go dear

>>6445853
how am i supposed to know if a qt tops

Who are the cutest trips?

>>6445855
u first

>>6445865
Rachel, Ufufu, Kuroneko, Nikky

>>6445860
The cutest ones do.

>>6445829
That seems like it's worth a try, but I'm not sure how well it would work atm, since I'm home from uni for the summer, and home for me is a small rural town with nothing to do.
I'm gonna make more of an effort to interact with people once the fall semester starts up though.

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>>6445853

>>6445868
rachel and kuroneko were rude to me so i dont think theyre cute

>>6445802
scroll until you see the post by Mike177
https://drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3602

>>6445803
sucks :/

>>6445834
it's probably more of an escapism thing

>>6445831
Is that how you cure all dysphoria, or just mtf?
I imagine it would make ftm worse if it cures mtf.
And who knows what it does to mtftm.

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>>6445860
they dont??

>>6445865
Ufufu, Sophie, Nikky, Plant

The verdict is still out on Rachel

>>6445877
That is one cute top.

>>6445877
>90 degrees outside
>wearing that
baka

>>6445878
how was i rude to you?

>>6445879
can you tell me who the good vendors for lsd are

how do you trip by yourself without freaking out

>>6445865
pleb

Is the whole "Asians transition better" thing a meme or is the whole "'Asians transition better' is a meme" thing a meme started by salty white hons?

>>6445885
That's like 2 years ago in winter

>>6445885
you're rude to everyone srry

>>6445867
27/f/new orleans

>>6445865
Ufufu,Chara,Nikky,Faye

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>>6445882
>The verdict is still out on Rachel

>>6445879
where do I get acid im too dumb for darknet

>>6445895
marry me, right now

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>>6445894
she's not rude to me desu

>>6445886
clear all your thoughts, meditate

dont let yourself dwell on anything potentially bad

get things done before doing it so you wont worry about them and focus on them during the trip

>>6445879
no you gotta inject boob fat if youre a chick

>>6445891
Transition ability goes Asians > Hispanics > Whites > Blacks

>>6445891
They tend to be starting with fewer very masculine features; some non-Asians can be more feminine starting out, and some Asians can be more masculine starting out, but in general that seems to be the trend.

>>6445900
you're face is rude

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>>6445823
Seeing ghosts.

>>6445828
Hi!Hi!

>>6445891
asians transition better as long as they live in a place with very few asians because the whole race look feminin for dumb people. among themselves it's pretty much the same and without the extra tool of arian breasts in most cases.

>>6445895
27/m/new orleans

woah

>>6445897
I've seen a picture where you looked cis and another one where you looked like a dude (sorry). So, I guess I'll just wait for the next pic drop to make up my mind.

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>>6445827

>tfw been playing overwatch with qt boy all day
i shipost about ppl with my trip on tobehonest

>>6445898
then you aren't getting acid

even if you find a connect it's the easiest to fake drug in the world and the odds are very low it will actually be lsd

gotta suck it up and learn how, there's dummies guides to the darknet

/r/darknetmarkets

>>6445899
>marriage
ew no lol

>>6445909
hello

>>6445911
wow

>>6445865
grace, amy (although idk if shes posting here or not anymore), and mado

>>6445900
yeah but thats cuz you're perfect

r u gonna make gifs

>>6445914
are you working tonight?

>>6445891
"Asians transition better" is a meme started by white people who aren't surrounded by asians every day and therefore can't clock asians as well as they can clock white people.

>>6445916
are we meant to be

>>6445891
It comes from the fact that others outside your culture see asian male facial features as androgynous compared to other races and you don't see it because its just what you are used to.

>>6445916
>ew no lol
I will fite you now, En Gaurde

>>6445924
t. White hon

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>>6445886
>good vendors
honestly, my friend orders it every time I trip

and I freak out even when I don't trip alone. I'm not the right person to ask.

>>6445891
Little of both, I think. It's easy for asians to transition late because they age well, but they're just as subject to bad genetics as anyone else.

>>6445898
uh
just tell your local psychotic pizza hut employee that you trip. She's bound to offer you some in an attempt to impress you -.-

>>6445902
All the boob fat, or just a little bit?

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>>6445914
>tfw about to play overwatch rn

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>>6445921
i'm not perfect
and not tonight mebbe tomorrow

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>>6445919
For someone who has grabbed my boobies and kissed me

Rude
>>6445914
>tfw watching qt girl eat because you're dieting and ate two sushi rolls already ;_;

>>6445900
post more gifs pls

>>6445913
k

>>6445940
your face definitely is not perfect

>>6445933
if you're a tiny bit used to japanesse live action you can instantly clock a ton of their transexuals. the fact that it's better looked to cake your face with make up helps them, I guess.
There's a hon with zero voice being a panelists in game and talkshows. She's disgusting.

>>6445936
all you the boob fat you have on-hand

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EU getting BTFO

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>>6445942
id consider you hot senpai

theres a big difference

>>6445946
What I've seen looks good

>>6445942
>because you're dieting and ate two sushi rolls already ;
who would live like that?

>>6445694
why do you have to patronize me all the time? are you unsatisfied until you get back at me? what do you want from me?

>>6445954
>tfw my homeland is saved
god save the queen

>>6445930
idk tell me more about yourself

>>6445932
sorry dude i don't DO marraige
i DO do valium and ambien tho so if you got some thennnnn

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Reminder that you are all lucky to not have to deal with this misery
>Tfw endometriosis

>>6445942
>tfw watching qt girl eat because you're dieting and ate two sushi rolls already ;_;
so that's why food network is so popular
o.o

>>6445953
>on-hand
how many hands?
because some girls have more than a hand's-worth of boob

>>6445954
Looks too close to call so far if 1/3 of the results aren't even in yet. Going to be interesting.

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Hey you hot messes, what's going on
How's /mtfg/ tonight

>>6445954
Just like scotland got out of GB. And how Greece got out of the EU.
They already said many times that if the difference is too small they're gonna make another vote. It's exactly like it happened with Scotland.

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>>6445913

>>6445974
delete this

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>>6445954
London and Birmingham will fight for the Führer

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>>6445969
/bonks

>>6445979
wow you look beautiful hon

>>6445979
h o t

>>6445979
Be my gf

>>6445974
is the squat rack finished and you didn't take any time to make it look good or you gave up halfway thorugh?

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>>6445922

nooo i'm actually drinking rn cause it's drunk night on OW

>>6445937

add meeeeee
edie#11247

>>6445979
Okay, you can join the others at >>6445882

Sorry breh, I have high standards so I don't just give away these rankings.

>>6445974
not too bad I guess. I might go back to playing starcraft soon tho

>tfw the bully anons suddenly come out of the woodwork like roaches

>>6445970
w-what is that???

>>6445970
Yeah, definitely in terms of not having the downsides of having a uterus; sorry you have to deal with that, sounds awful.
>Still might be tempted if it meant I could get pregnant.

>>6445986
bruh

>>6445991
Mine

>>6445969
well im a certified badass

ive killed

ive fought

ive loved

and i can treat u right

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>>6445995
it's uterine lining :^)

>>6446005
I don't think :^) is the right face for that.

>>6445992

Kind of both : p
I could add more braces and stuff, but it works as is and i couldn't care less about how it looks, as long as it helps me do what i want to do.

>>6445995

sup bae
why you lookin to get back in, tho
you've broken free

>>6446001
U know I can't compete with u ;_;

>>6446005
i thought it was a baby tongue

>>6446009
i'm a lone wolf now, i don't belong to anyone. if anything i am forever reserved for mercury

>>6445970
I did. Took three decades before anybody listened to me about the abdominal pain. Turns out I had a partially developed tiny uterus and ovaries hanging out in my abdominal cavity. It wasn't connected up to the outside at all so it discharged the menstural flow into my abdomen. So I had a bunch of endometrial tissue all over the place down there. It was taken care of around 2005. I also have a patch of uterine lining lining part of my lower large intestine which is still there.

>>6446011
i think you should eat mercury

>>6446002
tell me more pls

i dont think im really wanting a relationship right now tho cos im kinda in one with god and my bf4evr

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>standing in line for burrito
>girlfriend to be slaps my ass
>man stares at her
>she turns and noticed
>"what?"

Idk who this person is its not my ex

>>6446013
so you had two little ovaries hanging out of your butthole

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>>6446013
>tfw ywn have a partially developed uterus growing like a tumor inside of your abdominal cavity