Why does ftm porn always depict them eating pizza while masturbating

>>6387866
lol... that's why boys do, silly!

why is this censored

>>6387866
does it?

>>6387874
Blue board, newfag

>>6387866
sauce?

>>6387866
>Those titty scars.
>Those shitty tattoos and hair.
>Eating pizza while masturbating.
>Having no penis.
Holy shit this image is too much for me I'm out.

>>6387866

Some of these FtMs are pretty hot. I could totally go for some pre-SRS vagina.

I don't watch porn so I don't know but yeah, probably to seem more man-ish or quirky. It might be a feederism thing too.

The guy in OP's picture is super hot but I'm biased since I'm FTM myself.

>>6387866
maybe they are diverting their mental attention toward the pizza so that they don't feel as shitty while touching their bottom part?

those giant scars really make me want to give them a big hug (nothing sexual of course)

>>6387866
As a clueless cis fuccboi I've got to ask: are those scars really that prominent on most ftms? Do the eventually fade?

>>6388827
i mean it really depends, a lot of people get double incision (which is what that one is) and with time a lot of them lighten significantly. but some people scar over differently and its visible.

as for lucky fucks who can get keyhole (basically if you're like, an a cup, you can get shit siphoned out of your nipple) its much more stealth

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>>6387866
The only FtM porn I've seen where they're not eating pizza is when they're fucking MtF's. Therefore I postulate that the MtF must fulfil some kind of pizza role in the FtM's sex life, or perhaps MtF's are pizzas?

>>6389527
mtf cum provides all the protein they need instead of pizza

>>6389556
My cum isn't savoury, it's sweet, I must be some kind of dessert pizza.

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>>6389527
I lost.

tbf, I've seen FtM porn but never seen any pizza eating.

>>6389571
It's probably because they've already ate their pizza, perhaps it's a aphrodisiac, the one in OP's pic must be going for an extra long fap session.

I want to be turned on, but that looks like shitty pizza.

>>6389527
IT'S NOT EVEN DIGIORNIO.

>>6389681
Whoa FtM with high standards here.

>>6388866

Why don't they just do bodybuilding? Female bodybuilders have to get implants because their tits fade away to nothing

>>6387866
Manly

>>6390104
It would also make them look more masculine, with all the muscles and V-taper and all that.

But, you know, that takes work.
Much easier to drop a couple hundred and just get yourself carved into the shape you want, I guess.

It's not a porn thing, FtMs are always eating pizza.
It's a force of nature.

>>6389527
I can confirm that I am a pizza.

>>6388308
>Some of these FtMs are pretty hot.

I thought the same. I prefer other fem guys so a qt FtM might be ideal for me, but the lack of dick is a real killer. I'm vers leaning toward bottom, and strapon just isn't the same as dick. If it were I'd be bi and double my dating pool.

>>6390104
Because not everyone wants to look like a bodybuilder? Because to have your tits completely disappear like that you have to basically devote your life to lifting? Because people's bodies are different and for some people no matter how much they work out they'd still have boobs?

>>6390495
So the only thing you're attracted to about men is the dick? Ok.

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>TFW EVEN BOYS HAVE VAGINAS AND I STILL DONT YET GOOD LORD MY FUCKING TRIGZ m8

>>6390856

>So the only thing you're attracted to about men is the dick? Ok.

Not the only thing, but if women had dicks that would certainly help me see them as more attractive. Theyre not bad looking aesthetically, vaginas are just shit.

>>6390104
Ok I'll just go spend 40 hours a week in the gym and spend money on supplements (all the good female bodybuilders roid anyways) while full time in college for engineering and working 25 hours a week

Also, you can't bodybuild away DDDs

>>6387866
I'd fuck it desu fám

cowabunga

>>6387866
Some stupid social justice-y body acceptance reason, I bet. Also pizza is hip now.

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>>6390399
>>6390856
>>6391396
ITT: FTMs complain about having to put in work to accomplish a goal (work that is pretty much stereotypical and a celebrated task of their supposed gender) that would greatly relieve their overall dysphoria, yet they complain like women.

A reverse scenario would be like asking an MTF to suck their significant others dick and cook and clean and their bones would magically shrink and they'd look much better. But then the MTFS were like NAH GO FUCK YOURSELF I AINT DOING THAT SHIT.

>tldr: confirmed 90% of all ftms are agp females with cock fetish that read too much yaoi

>>6393635
Yaoi?
I'm a straight ftm who reads copious amounts of YURI, cocks aren't sexually appealing to me at all besides my own

>>6389527
where can i find ftm doing mtf porn vids?

>>6393635


thit was good fer a chuckle thonks alot m8

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>>6393635
9/10 almost started to write a serious reply

>>6393635
I feel like many MTFs would be delighted by that scenario.

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>>6393635
>FTMs complain about having to put in work to accomplish a goal

>Work

hahaha stupid fuckin nattyfags

>>6393713
There's this video from ages back from hotties-unlimited with this transgirl and her transguy boyfriend, just fucking all over the living room. Alexis and Chris were their name, idk if they still record videos but Alexis porn name is now Aly Sinclair.

is that justin bieber

>>6387866
why is he so hairless? how can you call yourself a man when you're not hairy

>>6399809
Most non whites are not hairy (blacks,asians,hispanics)

>>6399831
everyone has pubic hair and he shaved his

>>6399871
all pornstars shave their pubes