You're walking on the street with your gf/bf and this guy

im gonna castrate him

I would do nothing.
My gf would be him up.

>>6386265
Cum

>>6386421
a perfect transhet couple deflecting the advances of a gay kebab

>>6386774
>>6386421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipuRla4nEfI

>>6386774
We would need 1 more dick anyways. Despite of that my gf and I are lesbian.

>>6386800
> doen't look like a tranny, maybe a crossdresser or a simple goth kid on ecstasy
> only degenerates hit a person, who is already down on the floor

>eyes on ground

>pretend I didn't feel

>walk faster

>fight the tears

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>>6387140
>ey lan where you going butiful girl/boy?

>>6387140
That's what we all would actually do, anon.

>>6387161
>open mouth to say something
>random vowel sounds come out in a whisper
>shake head
>keep walking

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>>6387188
>grabs you by your ass and stops you

Aj asked yu somethink, fuccboi.

>>6387200
>projectile vomits and throws a punch at the same time
>runs while vomiting

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>>6387215
>runs after you

Come back here fuccboi! You have nover to run!

>>6387224
>deploys slippery puddle of urine, shit, vomit and tears as a defensive maneuver.

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I shoot him with my concealed carry permit and say he attacked me. Since this was right after the Orlando shooting the crime of murder would be forgiven.

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>>6387245
*teleports behind you
>its super effective

I got you now!

>>6387259
>blows out the candle

Not today, dad.

>>6386265
Invite for threesome