++Gay General++

Hi.

What are good online dating websites? (other than tinder and okcupid)

What a dumb video

- implying non-hets aren't ladies or gentlemen
- implying trans men and women aren't ladies and gentlemen
- using a ton of different synonyms for trannies

like nigga you're just making yourself look dumb

>>6359100
grindr

>>6359112

He's making a point against the Green Party of Germany who continually wants to put 60+ options of gender on everything, and if they get their way eventually want to add pedophile and animallover to the number of options.

>>6359150
I never want to go on grindr cuz its too slimy for me

How long should I wait after a hook up to text the guy? We spent the afternoon together before we fucked and I really enjoyed and I think he did too. He's leaving town and will be back in july and he said he wanted to see me again but maybe that's just because I had his dick in mouth.

>>6359160

He's not making a point because most of those aren't genders and the ones that are just repeat themselves

>>6359100
>other than tinder

Tinder ripped off Grindr, and Grindr's gay.

I dunno. A4A.

>>6359187

I mean if it's just a hookup you don't want to try to schedule another like two weeks in advance, just text him a bit before you want to hook up again

>>6359193

If they actually are listed as "gender" identities by the greens and would be applied on forms, then he probably has a valid point. Of course, it's entirely possible that it's bullshit made to rack up support for AfD from people who aren't familiar with Germany's Green Party. But a fair point if Germany's Green Party really does go in for this kind of bullshit.

>>6359201
I think I want more than a hookup.

>>6359207

Oh well then just wait a day or two and be like hey we should do something before you leave, I don't think you really need to wait too long since he'll be going soon and if you're gonna do something more than hook up you might wanna have some time to plan/coordinate

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Where do I find a test bf?

Just to experiment with.

Nobody wants to be my bf.
Nobody wants to know the REAL me and my inner EMOTIONS and DARKNESS.

>>6359427
okcupid

>>6359427

Find a preeverything tranny, that way you can experiment with them while they're manly and then dump them when the mones start having a noticeable effect, it's like a built-in expiration date

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>>6359464
That wouldn't work senpai I still have my tranny chasing ways...i chase everyone but I get warm with trannies. They are so stupid and easy but its still fun.

They are gross irl tho...i can't even look at them without throwing up and their bfs are always beta irl.

On the internet tho its fun.

I prolly could love a tranny until age 30 than they get disgusting and just look like a failed male in a dress tbqh.

>>6359574

Not if you die first. <3

Unrelated to anything specifically gay, but here goes. I have a boyfriend who occasionally smokes weed. Anyway, I want to see if I could find out who his dealer is (just to satisfy personal curiosity and maybe use that information for my own nefarious goals). Besides actually asking outright or invading anyone's privacy (trying to take a peek inside his phone or email), is there a way to try and find out?

>>6359854

Where do you end "privacy invasion"?
You could follow him in person. Maybe ask someone where to buy and connect the dots. Go somewhere he goes and see if you can find someone and try to connect the dots. Why not ask outright, though?

>>6359854
Not really, unless his dealer gets specific stuff which you smoke and can identify too, in which case you'd have to buy and smoke everything on offer in the area. Its likely there's one main dealer too, around here all the kids get the same gear at the same time, so you'd never find his dealer.

I'm assuming you wish to know because you don't want your bf smoking weed anymore, in which case you should just talk to him about it, he will only find another dealer if you report him to the police or something.

>>6359870
That's a lot of testing and I don't have that kind of money. It's really to just find out more about the dealer, who's supposed to be quite middle class and rides a bicycle (good luck spotting him among a bunch of hipster though).

>>6359891
How comes though, do you suspect your boyfriend of cheating or something?

Really the only options here are to ask him, go through his phone, or finally follow him to the dealer.

>>6359916
Do you have a boyfriend?

>>6359928
Nope.

>>6359427
I've had some luck with okcupid and pof.

>>6359427
here on 4chan
;)

>>6359427
Are you super duper hot and have some muscles?

Wow, I mean /fag/ was never this slow before this board existed. Like, how is it that 4Chan sucked up all the gay activity from other imageboards into one really fucking genuinely literally retarded board that never does shit?

Someone wanna try to beat me to dubs in that bomb thread?

I still play this dumbass middle school shit, so I'm totally taking it if no one else wants it.

Wow, how exciting.

>>6360085
/pol/ get.

Also yeah, this place is really shit. Its solo dead these days.

>>6360095

Is cuteboys any good?
I've heard it still has activity, and it seems like the kind of place that might appeal to me now that I'm a fucking loser chantard again. Is it any more active than /lgbt/hm/?

>>6359854
>I have a boyfriend who occasionally smokes weed

>wants to find out who his dealer is

Your bf is a drug addict. Those who "occasionally smoke weed" don't get their weed from a drug dealer. They usually get it from friends or for free at parties.

>the dealer, who's supposed to be quite middle class and rides a bicycle

Sounds like he's not old enough to drive. Most likely in middle school.

>>6360103
Wouldn't have a clue man, I only browse here really.

>>6360103

it is literal child porn, but if thats what floats your boat then go ahead

just make sure you use a VPN if you live in the UK or some states in the US.

Sup fag gen?

Have any sexcapades lately?

Fuck any cute boys?

Do any drugs?

Steal anything?

>>6360377
No
No
No
Yes

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>>6360112
>Your bf is a drug addict.

Kek. A little pot here and there is all it takes to be considered a drug addict these days?

Truly this is a generation of weaklings.

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>>6360386

pot is degenerate; don't smoke the herbal jew

>>6360380

steal what ?

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Why is this place so dead now ?

Is it cus of the jews ?

>>6360380

KR whats your type when it comes to guys ?

I don't hang around any other gay people in my day to day life, most people I know are straight. How do I find people who aren't categorically romantically uninterested in me? Where are other gay people? Do they exist?

>>6360497

grindr and other dating apps/sites

or your gay club if you're in uni

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>>6360450
People are still sleeping or just waking up.

>>6360437
>degenerate
>herbal jew

Do you even read what you're posting, or does it all just fall out like a tipped over garbage truck?

>>6360505

gay gen still feels more dead than it did even a few weeks ago.

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>>6360511
It's been dead for quite sometime now.

>>6360497
>How do I find people who aren't categorically romantically uninterested in me?

It helps to not be a savage ugg beast.

>>6360514
>20 posters

Dead. And sad.

Maybe everyone's at the fag parades. It is pride month innit?

>>6360508

I read what I post. Doing weed is degenerate; it makes you smell bad, saps your ambition and makes you dumb.

>>6360515
girls tend to like me, but they don't count

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>>6359010
>tfw still haven't got to see Army's face
C'mon guys sate my curiosity. Here's a nice /fit/zen to help the mood.

>>6360544
>>6360544

You know 4chan archives exist right ?

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>>6360551
Do you want me to sift through the whole archive when I can just come here and ask while maybe starting a conversation?

What if our bullying pushed niq over the edge and he left to go transition

>>6360558
>starting a conversation?

How much a convo can you start by asking pics for someone's face.

I have a pic of army btw ;-)

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>>6360566
A lot if you have creativity

What's his skin color?

>>6360442
A drill bit from wickes. Its the second thing I've stolen from there so far~

>>6360465
Uh, in terms of general sexual attraction there's not a set kind, I find most guys attractive in their own way. Specifically I like taller guys, guys around my age or slightly older, some redheads are really hot to me, slight muscle but not some mascgen beast mode, not toooo hairy either. Angular facial features, I'm very much drawn towards masculine aesthetics.

Personality wise I like people who are down to earth and have settled down with maturity, so like they don't worry too much about the little aspects in life. I prefer intelligent people naturally, someone who I can discuss a lot of stuff in depth with. Nerdy guys mainly I suppose, as a personality type, I don't like people who are too brash and full on I'd like someone quite happy go lucky in general. Just someone with a really bubbly character about them who enjoy doing silly things now and again for the hell of it, very much someone spontaneous and eccentric.

I always find it difficult to state my ideal person because in all honesty I've never given it much thought, I just take people as they come and for some I just find myself drawn to them.

>>6360579

He's white; (Hispanic technically which is basically white 4 me); he has black hair.

>>6360581
>Specifically I like taller guys,

good taste

>someone who I can discuss a lot of stuff in depth with

what stuff ?

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>>6360583
Beard?

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>>6360609

Here he is; wish I could get a face pic of KR

So I met an 18 years old cute guy from sweden last night.
Of course he had a bf back home but it was the first time i really let my gay side out. Molly helped with that too. I felt good but in the end we only danced and hugged.
So I'm kinda embarrassed now because I forgot he had a bf and I was so pushy and annoying.
I hope I won't be too anxious and depressed the next few days coming down :(.

TL;DR: Molly made me gay for the first time. In the end nothing really happened though. Hugs can be nice too though. I wish I had someone to cuddle today though, I feel kinda sad and bad.

>>6360623
Fucking wasted opportunity, man.

Fuck this kid's boyfriend. He'd be thanking you for teaching that twink some new tricks.

It wouldn't hurt to be more decisive next time and quit trying to pussy-foot your way into some action. You should have got your dick wet but you failed. You FAILED.

>>6360377
Sup boss!

Nope
Nada
Nope
Not a thing

Been just as boring as always but had a good day. How you doing anon?

How is everybody doing?

>>6360630
might be :(
i would have felt terribly about that though.
and i think he didn't really want to anyways,

and i agree, im a pussy, im pretty shy and shit at flirting.

>>6360581
face pic pls ?

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>>6360619
Yeah he's cute af, too bad he doesn't work out.

Is it even theoretically possible to find gay porn of two attractive guys having mutually enjoyable sex in front of a home camera, without any theatrics?

>>6360685
yeah i've seen some by some i mean maybe two videos

>>6360685
There's the guy who ties people to chairs and jerks them off . Pretty mutual , v hot and no theatrics

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>>6360658
Have a rugby pose.
>>6360596
Oh, most things really, I just love to get into deep conversations. Particularly just their key interests and them in general, but I'm game for any topic to hand.

Personally its usually mechanical things with the current friends I hang with.

>>6360692
Ugh, why isn't there even a market for *nice* porn
>>6360698
far from what I'm into

>>6360716
what are you into?

>>6360685

How do you feel about this?
http://www.waybig.com/blog/2016/05/13/collin-simpson-fucks-forrest-marks-at-gayhoopla/

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>tfw dont need physics tutoring but am considering getting some just because of how cute the tutor is

holy shit i need to get a life

he didn't even add me on facebook
i totally screwed it up :(
i'm just too socially awkward.

>>6360706

Thanks, you look qt.

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>>6360721
Cute guys having cute/passionate sex without the artificiality and exaggeration of studio porn. You know, just real sex in front of a camera.

>>6360772
chaturbate maybe?
but most guys do it for the tips and there aren't a lot of couples.
but maybe you can find some cute broadcasters if you check the site regularly.

>>6360706
You look like a cool guy.

>>6360706
i knew you'd be attractive, i had the feeling

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>>6359427
TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

>>6359427
iktf, are you a cute twink?

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>tfw slept literally 12 hours

What a bear I am. At least I slept good after my finals.
What have we got here today?

>>6360822
i slept only 5 hours :(
just trying to cure my hangover.
you?

>first day of sun since last summer
>sit on my balcony to study and sunbath
>sleep
>wake up all red

>>6360827
I sucessfully recovered from my finals. Surprisingly my father did not want to know my scores, but some of them are pretty high; i'm satisfied with what i've got. Next semester i'll study as hard as I never did to not be anxious with finals and guarantee a good grade before it.

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Did you thank the transgenders today?

>>6360847
that's good to hear. nicely done.
i'm pretty much slacking this semester but i still got okayish grades.

>>6360862
What are you doing? I'm on the first semester of Mechatronical Engineering.
No on the second semester all this STEM stuff ought to be fun.

>>6359187
Asking again, I jerked off and I still want to talk to him so I'm in deep lads

>>6360899
mechatronical sounds hardcore lol

>>6360909
From what I know it's just mechanical stuff + electronics + learning how to code and all.

I'll be qualified to work in the automotive industry, which I am seeking to, but if I get the chance to enter robotics, I will. If a T-800 spawns in on Earth, there is going to have a possibility I was behind it.

>>6360899
some arts shit
it's worthless but most of the time fun

>>6360923

why are you spending a one-off opportunity and something that might be the most important 4 years of your life on something "worthless"?

>>6361008
>why are you spending a one-off opportunity and something that might be the most important 4 years of your life on something "worthless"?

I hate this meme; not the same poster but studying cs, I hate the idea that these are supposed to be the best years of my life, how depressing.

>>6361015

maybe not the best, but they are important.

its pretty much the only time in adult life you wil have the time to spend 4 years on learning without other interests fucking everything up

its basically what defines your intellectual career for the rest of your life, bar extraordinary circumstances

>>6361015
You've been cucked by the education meme. Told to defer your enjoyment of life to a future date after you've obtained a "career" and "success" you've watched helplessly as you hand over huge sums of money to schools and passively waste your best years for stuff you could have just learned off the Internet for free.

How does it feel knowing you're such a cuck?

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Sio/gaygen/, how will you spend your evening ?

>>6361026

jokes on you - i enjoy learning because im not a dumb cuck with no future

>>6361043
im too anxious to go outside to the grocery shop and im always afraid of ordering online :S
gonna starve

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>>6361043
Tucked at home on the internet eating random stuff, maybe play Rising Storm/Red Orchestra 2, generally rest after my finals.

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>>6361043
Nerd stuff with friends. Cooking, drinking at some point I'm pretty sure.

Board games would be sweet.

>>6360921
that's cool i just do electronics. I love to study and want to create something to take pride in in the future but aside from that have no real direction.
It's all a coinflip after uni :)

>>6361043
chillin out, maxin', relaxing all cool.
listening to funk music.

>>6361121
Well, my main goal is to live and work in the United States. I am going to try and see if I can get a job there as soon as I can. Or perhaps get some cash and invest $500,000 and get a investor visa.

At least you have that guide, that directive, dude, just how I have mine. Who knows if i'll start the next era of machines a la Skynet or be part of a cool company like Ford?

>>6360906
Probably in July, when he's back.

>>6361134
Hah I love it, imagine being the name behind something so spectacular.
I like the scale you think on, I wish you success!

>>6361112
what board games do you like?

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>>6361043
I'll probably be writing code or replaying the Halo: CE campaign on Legendary.

Who else/STEM/ here?
I'm trying to get a summer internship. Any tips?

>>6361053
Come on, anon, I'm sure you can overcome this ! :)

>>6361097
Damn, you're lucky.
Still have one week of finals

>>6361134
I thought about going to USA after my comp. eng. graduation, but working & social conditions look so shit compared to Europe. Maybe I'll just move out of my country.

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>>6360051
No I am a 3 out of 10. I have to use people pity in order to get what I NEED sexually.

>>6360028
Can I experiment with you?

>>6360805
Where did you get that picture of me?

>>6360810
Go away biscum you are not worthy of taking my virginity.

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>>6361043
Make yummy hamburgers once husbear gets home, watch Inuyasha, play some games and perhaps lewd things up.

>>6361225
I haven't discarded other countries. If I get a really good opportunity on Europe or Canada/Asia i'll fucking move there, don't get me wrong.

And i'm on a private college so yeah, i'm quite kucly.

>>6361224
I am.
Next semester i'll be able to get one because msot companies here ask for students on the second semester and up. You should go to your campus and talk to the coordinators. Usually universities can guide you to internships. And there are websites specialized in internships too.

>>6361236
your life sounds boring as fuck :(

>>6361224

I'm a chemistry major, I also do undergraduate research

>>6361026
>ironically using the word cuck

Am a CS student in Canada, I wanna work in Europe (ideally in one of the nordics, netherlands, belgian, ireland or uk) Is that a bad idea ? I'm worried that taxes and cost of living will cuck me. On the other hand the idea of moving far away to a charming European city and trying to make a new life and become a new person is really attractive.

>>6361255
Not really.

>>6361297
It sure sounds like it
>food, anime, vidya and sex
>this is a good time according to you

>>6361311

What exactly counts as not boring for people then ?

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>>6361311
The guy asked what you're doing this evening. Not for the rest of your life you tard.

What the hell are you going to be up to?

>>6361321
Well, something that's not passive like sitting in front of a screen

For instance, I play guitar and bass guitar. We rent a place to jam in with a couple of friends. I'm also a freelance photographer.
>>6361326
Well, I was fishing earlier but decided to start drinking after not catching any fish worth frying

>>6361244
Good idea. Thanks for the tip.
Btw, where are you from?

>>6361260
Neat.
I'm thinking of going up to a professor who's doing interesting research here and ask him if he needs an undergrad like me to slave around.

>>6361391
No problem, anon.
I'm from Brazil.

>>6361380
>drinking alone at home
>this is a good time according to you

What wild and crazy lifestyle you're having.

>>6361326
Not hanging out with that DYEL.

Look at those toothpick arms, tiny chest, and nonexistent shoulders.

>>6361413
The real sad thing is. He's better looking than you.

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What pre workout should I get for daily regular use?

C4 I didn't feel at all.

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>>6361408
I'm posting from my phone at a public park actually, pic related

My friends left a while ago so I started shitposting here for entertainment

>>6361422
lol he's not

And before you ask, come to tinychat one day and see my 10/10 aesthetics for yourself.

Can't believe people have such low standards these days, no wonder why so many faggots end up pozzed. The guy looks like a less fatter rugby.

u mad

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>>6361439
>a tchat literally who

We're done here.
>>6361438
Sounds boring.

What fish are even in there? I can only assume sunfish, since everywhere there seems to only be them.

CHER LYRICS
"Believe"

After love, after love [repeat]
No matter how hard I try
You keep pushing me aside
And I can't break through
There's no talking to you
So sad that you're leaving
Takes time to believe it
But after all is said and done
You're going to be the lonely one, Ohh Oh

[CHORUS:]
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough,
Now
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough,
Now

What am I supposed to do
Sit around and wait for you
And I can't do that
There's no turning back
I need time to move on
I need love to feel strong
'Cause I've had time to think it through
And maybe I'm too good for you Ohh Oh

[CHORUS]

But I know that I'll get through this
'Cause I know that I am strong
I don't need you anymore
Oh I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore
No I don't need you anymore

[CHORUS repeat to fade]

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Want some octopus Gaygen?

>>6361486
Burritos werent doing the trick for you anymore?

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>>6361486
>mfw I feel like I'm the only gay who fucking hates sushi

Literally every homo I've met just LOVES sushi. Gross.

What are some good generic questions to ask dudes to start conversation

>>6361498
I don't like sushi.

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>>6361501
Work off from the environment in your current surroundings is a good start off. Oh what's that? yada yada or Oh haha that reminds of this one time yadayada... You feel me?
>>6361502
Damn right you don't.

>>6361454
bream, pike, salmon, perch

lot of fish here. my biggest catch to date was a 2,2 kg salmon. smoked the shit out of that fucker

catching fish is easy but preparing it is somewhat tricky

>>6361430
ONE THAT DOES WORK, DUH

>tfw 22 and parents are still waiting for me to bring a girl home

It's so pathetic. I've never officially come out to them for a bunch of reasons, but they should know I'm a fag by now. All the signs are there.
I casually told my mom I met a nice girl at the train station yesterday and she started asking creepy questions like 'was she cute? did you find her pretty or not? you got her number, right?'
Fucking christ, the level of denial is appalling...

>>6361523
Why not come out if you already want them to know

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>>6361514
Oh sweet. I tried cleaning a fish once and it was just too messy for me to want to keep doing it. Catch and release for the most part (unless I get something big and someone else wants it). I haven't fished in awhile, but aren't there now fishing licenses needed to fish in certain areas now?
>>6361523
Just let it go, let it gooooo~ anon.

>>6361523
>don't come out to parents
>expect them to 'know' you're gay someway

>tell mom about a girl you've met
why would you do that if you were gay?
Don't expect them to know you when you're keeping secrets from them...

>>6361539
Catch and release is a shit feel good practice though. Better if you just kill them and let the neighborhood cats eat them.

Or better yet, if you catch a really small one, you use it as bait while it's still twitching. That's how you catch predator fish like pike.

In my country you can use a basic rod for free, but the whatsitsnameinenglish rod that has a spinning reel costs like 35€ a year to use

>>6361523
Just tell them you pussy. Your don't need to put on a broadway production, it's not difficult.

>>6361591
>>6361570
>>6361533
blablablah, said a bunch of fags who know nothing of my living situation and family issues

suck my asshole plebs

>>6361597
4chan is for 18 and older.

>>6361597
>family issues
Which are? Nothing serious I assume.

You're most likely just thinking of the worst possible situations that could happen if you came out, but really anon it won't be anything like it. So quit pussyfooting about this cause you're only hurting yourself in the end.

>>6359172
If you're put off by sliminess then you are going to be a lonely faggot forever

>>6361606
I will come out when the right time comes.

Thanks for your concern.

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>>6361615
When you do you'll feel like a shiny penny.
>>6361614
That. You don't have to get don't with the creepers. You never know when a good guy will pop up on there.
>golly gee how do I know which are the good ones?
By talking. See someone you like give em a hello and work from there. No one gets what they want by not trying anything.

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>>6361651

are we doing this now?

>>6361676
feelbad pls

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>>6361684

come on, im allowed to have fun sometimes

>>6361686
no fun allowed by anyone ever

>>6361686
Just sit on my face already and shut up
Jeez :3

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>>6361651
>>6361676
>mfw I don't have a big ass

>>6361698

try tactical hyperlordosis

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>>6361686
The fun is out of the house. Not on 4chan lol. >>6361698
>mfw you're gonna post it now

grate

>>6361698
But ... You're a fat mess ?

>>6361686
I want to spank you : 3

>>6361708
No, i'm not going to post it because it's not big or juicy.

>>6361714
I am chubby, yes. Although I have good thighs.

>>6361651
approved

>>6361630

>tfw came out and nothing changed

In fact the only real difference is that now I don't have an excuse for having zero gay friends or relationships.

>>6361651
>>6361676
: 3
So hot tbqh

>tfw i'm actually jealous of those big butt asses

>>6361704
I don't think I would achieve big butt by going on a lordosis position.

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the goat

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>>6361768
Even the little changes matter, anon.

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>>6361676

>>6361789

Is that Wiz?

>>6361789
so this is what yall like right

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>>6361789
Do not bully the grand wizard or else.

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>>6361830
I feel like if I shaved, I would have a smooth ass like that

>>6361166
Munchkin, Ultimate Werewolf, Eldritch Horror(s), Tokaido, Tsuro... and a few I forgot.

I also play Warhammer 40K.

>>6361848
flatter than my ass
wyd, girl

>>6361848
invest some money in underwear :o

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>all these butts
>mfw my ass is incredibly smooth

I love no longer being fuzzy.

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>best butt i've seen today on tumblr

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>tfw Christina Aguileras "beautiful" starts playing while shopping for halepeno peppers

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>>6361905

>not wanting a fuzzy butt

lmaoing @ ur life rn

>>6361848

Hank Hill? Is that you?

>>6361848
Hairy asses are better.

>>6361676
So ... why aren't you on my face yet?

I don't get why they say topping doesn't feel good. To me it feels like fucking a tube filled with warm, slightly melted butter. Not bad at all.

>>6361905
You posted a FNAF picture. I'd rather have a fuzzy ass than to be like that.

>>6361910
>there are boys right now taking bottom butt boy selfies right now

>>6361789
Taking a blue board to it's limits

>>6361936

Can someone explain the appeal of facesitting? Just curious.

>>6361905
>>6361945
>mtfw used to go to the FNAF general in /vg/

>>6361959
Not surprised at all.

>>6361955
You mean to say you wouldn't want those two perfectly rounded slabs of butt-steak on your face, marinating in your saliva?

>>6361955
You get to eat ass, they get ass eaten
I love eating ass , clean ass

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>>6361871
This one is maybe better

>>6361858
I know ass, okay, I have the best asses. The best. No one has better asses than I do. M'y 4th grade teacher told me I had the best asses she had ever seen

>>6361923
I don't need hairballs, sorry.

>>6361945
>not wanting the cold embrace of lifeless metallic death

Aww, I'm sorry.

>>6361952
We have the slowest threads. We've divulged to posting nude images.
Nothing to lose I guess.

>>6361974

Its better, but not by much. Put some meat on them bones, boy.

>>6361975
>Nothing to lose I guess.
Well, you can save a walk to the router and two clicks to get rid of cookies if you get what I mean

>>6361959
Oh neat.

>>6361955
You get to lick butt. If it's appealing to your personal tastes (fuzz or not), it's just hot for some reason.
I love it.

>>6361974
What kind of teacher did you have, anon? Did she touch you?

>>6361984
Not to mention the angle makes in look like his left cheek is awkward and misshapen.

>>6361974
Ass looks better there but still about the same as mine
which isn't really a good thing if you want a nice ass

>>6361959
You know what, still better than mlp and undertale.

>>6361225
>Come on, anon, I'm sure you can overcome this ! :)
im not sure if you are here anymore but if it makes anyone happy: I went out to the grocery shop and bought some food.
It went okay :3

>>6361974
>that arm
Damn man. Eat or lift. Just fix yourself.

>>6362004
Same level of bad tbqh. You're just picking favorites.

>>6361523
hey dude, im 21 and i have the same problem
what should we do?
are you from europe?

>>6362000
I feel like my ass has potential.
I should hit the gym this summer, after I finish my exams.

how can anyone be attracted to fucking hairy butts?
YOU SHIT FROM THERE

>>6362036

you know that smooth butts poop too, dont you?

>>6362036
Fact: If you shave your ass you start shitting from somewhere else.

>>6362029
I figure that if all day I see smug anime girls, a few images of not smug anime girls won't kill anyone. Just make them whine. Oh, how they whine.

>>6362043
>>6362044
i'm asexual but attracted towards the male gender but i would only cuddle with them.
i wouldnt even get naked.

>>6362050
Kill yourself

You're just a straight man that can't get laid.

>>6362050
Okay, but still... all butts poop. ALL. BUTTS.

That butt you press up against when you spoon a cute guy? Psst... y'know poo came outta there?

>>6362050
>i'm asexual
>but attracted to male gender
I hate tumblrinas.

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If I get a bf, how common is it for him to sometimes give me asspats and the like?

would i have to ask him specifically?

>>6362060
>You're just a straight man that can't get laid.
I feel akward when I have to hold a girl's hand or hug her.
So no, not attracted to them.
>>6362061
It's fine as long there is a layer of clothes and no hairs on his butt.
>>6362062
not even kidding

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>mfw I just ate a chicken sandwich I grilled with stolen firewood
do you think I could become a professional?

>>6362036
You know shaven asses shit from there too, right?

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>>6362070
Every ten seconds for me.
I am on top of my lover always one hundred percent of the time not even sexually. I am always grabbing and kissing and touching always.

>>6362086
eww, don't tell me that and don't be so gross

>>6362070
If you have a nice ass and a good bf he'll do it w/o asking :) Nonetheless if he doesn't, nothing holds you back fro asking ofc.

>>6362061
Good thing my penis doesn't have a nose.

I don't currr I like butts. Butts are sexy. Butts exist to be fucked. Why do women have butts? To attract men. Why do men still have butts if it's not to attract fucking?

It would be like men having tits.

>>6362050
You still didn't make sense of your previous post. All asses poop.

>>6362100
I'll never have a bf because my parents and relatives would hate me then.
Even most of my friends.

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>>6361789
>gaygen still obsessed
You guys just don't know how to leave well enough alone do you?

>>6361839
Still posing as wizs knight in shinning armor i see. Some things never change.

>>6362107
Get non-shitty friends, and learn to not give a shit about your family if what they think of you involves sacrificing your own happiness. You pussy ass bitch.

>>6362105
Okay, it's okay. Please forgive.
I'm just in a weird mood.
But basically I'm not really attracted to butts, I'm more interested in their faces.

>>6362070
Well, your ass officially becomes your bf's turf. I've fondled my past bf's butts pretty much constantly. How else is he supposed to know I love him?

>>6362102
>It would be like men having tits.
Look at the other general thread please

>>6362035
>tfw ass potential

The guys with the best asses used to be chubby desu sempai. It's impossible to have a nice fluffy ass when you have no extra padding.

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>>6361676
>>6361686
Why do you post in mascgen when you don't even have any ball hair? You look like a 10 year old. Hitler is more masc than you honey.

Kik username cupper16k

>>6362133
this
being skelly is great but gives you little potential when it comes to ass

>looking at femgen for the first time in almost a year

Why in the fuck are there trannies posting in there!?

>>6362161
I remember you guys bullying my butt back in the day.
Im going to have a better butt I promise to myself.

I just bought a power rack for the house so im excited.


Hitler im going to be the bigger ass.

>>6362172

And yet you should still have a retarded looking face.

>>6362133
>The guys with the best asses used to be chubby desu sempai

Once I get a internship I am probably going to hit the gym agai nand lose this berlly.

Even though I don't think telling the gym staff I wantto have a traijning focused on getting a big butt is going to be any accepted, lol.

>>6362177
>tfw the only thing that will help my retarded looking face is literal skull crushers.

>>6362189

No amount of lifting will cure that autism though.

Post with your trip sp. make gaygen great again

>>6362019
Congrats anon !

>>6362195
The painful realization of the average /fit/izen...
Nobody started lifting for big numbers but to lift their autism away...it just made it worse.

>>6362144

its a mental thing

>>6362219
>>6362219
No you have too look the part as well. Fuck that noise.

>>6362226

i will in time

's a work in progress

>>6362226
>tfw look the part but not the mental part.

Sociopathic twink can you fuck me until I become masc mentally?

>>6362172
>I remember you guys bullying my butt back in the day.
because it was big and flabby
I lost some of my ass when I got sick and lost weight but I'm working it back up now

>>6362254

how?

>>6362233
lol, yeah okay honey. You would still be ugly. Waa i can't get a bf because i'm a skinnyfat nerd so i got to lift.

>>6362242
pls go. sp is more my type.

>>6362258
you mean my routine?
100 jumping jack squats squats, 100 leg raises, and 100 hip thrusts a day

>>6362262
But sociopath we have so much more on common...and I like twinks...we could be mean to people together...you could bully me for my penis and butt and other things and I could bully you...we really were meant to be tbqh...

>>6362254
For sure. It was funny so idc. How are you planning on working on your butt even though you can't gain weight or whatever

>>6362275
Helps a lot when I'm on testosterone

>>6362278
Coool. I want to get some also but I've never really looked into it.

How much do you take? Do yo notice any differences?

>>6362275
>>6362275
No you god damn creep. I don't really like /fit/ guys.

>>6362296
Are you sure you don't want some of me in your life? Im cute...i think we're perfect together tbqh...you know you want to...

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>>6362302
I just said you were ugly.

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I'm going to go fix something to eat seeing as bullying feelgood isn't even fun. Sp you better reply to me or i will bully you with my dick next!

yasgawd is also a nigger.

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>>6362311
: 3

I always fall for the mean ones...
Make me pretty...


>>6362318
DON'T LEAVE ME ILY .__.

what retired gaygen trip do you miss the most?

>>6362325
you only like them bc theyre ""mean"" to you

>>6362287
I take low doses and for short periods of time
it's just easier to gain weight when I'm on it

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>tfw no fun boy bf
>tfw not roaming the parks at night drunk
>tfw not committing petty crimes together cos it's fun
>tfw not sticking together in bed on humid summer nights
>tfw he doesn't leaves his undies in your room for you to wear and jack off into
>

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU CANT FORGET A GUY
IM TRYING TO THINK OF HOW BAD HIS FARTS SMELLED BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH

>>6362353
you made me laugh

>>6362328
That Shark fella. Sharkboy? Something Shark and his vanity memes were top charm.

>>6362353
Drink, don't think

I'm curious, would any of you guys bottom for a transguy?

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>>6362328
None, though there are certain ones I don't miss.

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>>6362328

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>>6362423

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This is some fucking bullshit

How the FUCK do I meet gay people? There are NONE in my social circles, literally NONE.

>>6362461
stop being a homophobe then

>>6362461

Post a photo, tell me your location, and I'll make a profile for you.

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>>6362391
I remember him. He asked me advice on furfaggy things. I did like him, he was nice.

>>6362349
Cuddling in the Summer is bad.

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>>6362448

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>tfw you get back to working out
>tfw your libido gets multiplied tenfold after you get active again
Man, this feels great. I feel like I could stick it in a hundred butts right now and just go to town on them. And I'm not usually so biased towards being the top.

I missed this feeling.

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>>6361676

>>6362512
haha gross
how can an ass be that fat but still flat?

>>6362512
I want to rescue my princess (SP) from this ogre.

>>6362501

you need to treat working out as a lifestyle
something to do daily for an hour everyday of the week
make it a habit
dont take any days off
thats the only way to get permanent changes
those who fail usually only workout 3-4 days a week or whatever
but fat people need to make it a habit
they have to workout everyday
or else they will give up so easily on a rest day
and tell themselves "oh it's just another day off, my muscles are still sore"
working out while sore/aching/hurt/injured gives the best results
trains your body to overcome your flesh
and makes you a more spiritual person

>>6362538
>trains your *mind* to overcome your flesh

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>>6362491
Oh hey there. Having a good day?

How many push-ups did you do today?

I'm at 450.

>>6362557
I don't think I can do a single pushup

>>6362557

In one set?

I can only do 25 or so. But I'm a heavy dude.

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>>6362556
I guess. Things are pretty chill at the moment, I'm trying to fix my sleep pattern.

>>6362560
Weak ass bitch.

>>6362560

Yes you can, start on your knees if you have to until you can do 50 at a time, than move on to regular pushups.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvzlcK7mYK0

>>6362572
<3 xoxo~

>>6362578
I can do girl pushups
but I'm not really looking to work my upper body
I'm happy being a scrawny faggot

>IM'ing with some guy
>he's fairly handsome and has a nice dick.
>looking at pictures of his yummy pp
>begin to notice the burn scrars and that one of his legs is weirdly skinny
>I didn't notice this for 2 months from his pictures because cocklust

How fucked up am I for wanting to drop a burn victim?
In my defense, he skipped out on messaging me for weeks, and suddenly showed interest, so it's not like we've been talking a lot, just today he randomly started messaging me (while he's in Hawaii for some reason?)
I feel bad, but burnt skin and a gimp leg are gross.

>>6362585
>tfw i'm a scrawny faggot, but too hairy to have the appeal of a twink

>>6362596

how unfortunate

if only there were some way to remove hair, perhaps with a sharp steel blade mounted on a short plastic handle?

>>6362588
Dont feel bad

So, you don't like disfigured guys. It's better that you acknowledge that instead of leading him on and eventually breaking his heart.

Who is the creepiest tripfag?

>>6362596
tfw masc4masc

>>6362624
I think it will all work out, I mentioned I like kissing, and he stopped messaging me.
Reminder that bi's are scum who don't actually like other guys, they just fetishize cock or don't do well with women (the burn victim being bi makes sense when you take this into consideration).
They will never choose you over a girl.
They will never love you.
They are not worth loving.

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Who else /crippling insecurity and social retardation/ here?

>>6362655
LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD.
He asked me what I was into, and like I said, I included kissing. And he just messaged back "Ok, I'm down for all of that except kissing, blah blah blah..."
Bis are such fucking scum. This gives me the in to drop his burnt ass. I hope all bis will know this suffering one day.

>>6362687
>"Oh, you don't like kissing?"
>"No, sorry, it's the one thing I reserve for girls."
FUCKING BISCUM!!!
I am on the edge of ripping him apart and psycho analyzing his bisexuality and it's connection with his burniness, holy shit.
BISCUM I HATE YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!

>>6362707
>>6362687
>>6362655
Grinch, calm down.

>>6362655
>>6362687
>>6362707

I'm enjoying this

▲
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>>6362687
>kissing is considered a hardcore sexual act nowadays
>anal sex isn't
what a time to be alive

>>6362723
its 2016
jesus christ

>>6362739
>not being afraid of emotional attachment

>>6362739
Admittedly I agree with him, kissing is more intimate.
Thankfully I put it to an end.
>"Oh... yeah, I forgot that most bis don't like guys the same way they like girls."
>"Yeah, sorry. We can still have a lot of fun though! Are you camera shy?"
>"Yeah. Sorry, I was looking for something a bit more intimate. The whole no kissing thing is a problem for me."
>"Ok, that's fine. Good luck in your search then!"
>"You too."

Took all I could to not take advantage of that golden opportunity and make a bi person feel awful (and preferably suicidal).
I'm so happy all of my generalizations about bis were confirmed AGAIN though, they really do deserve to be treated like shit.
Guarenteed that guy wouldn't be bi had he not been a burn victim with a gimp leg, and probably felt he couldn't ever "fulfill" a woman's needs, that's why most bis are bi.
Oh my god, this trash is so easy.

>Was talking to an anon on another board who lived in my city
>Were planning to possibly meet up
>I wasn't the build type he was looking for so we called it off

Man, Im sad now. I was hoping it might actually turn into something. Not that I hold it against him or anything.

But I was thinking maybe I'd have a reason to get out of the house.

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>>6362809
Gay guys are fickle as shit. Good times.

>>6362800
Why not rip in to him if you hate him so much?

>>6362852
I don't know, I guess it's socially taboo to be really mean to strangers, and I conform to social norms to an extent.

Also, I realize, that the things I'd rip into him for aren't actually things I have a problem with. It's what they caused that I have a problem with.
Like I said, he probably is bi because he fetishizes penis, and is really insecure about his deformities, so he feels he could never really have any woman crazy about him, so he turns to guys in desperation, sort of admitting to himself that he just needs physical contact, and he's willing to SETTLE for a male for the time being. This is why bis make me sick. 9 out of 10 of them don't actually see males and females as equally appealing. They usually prefer women in every way except for mentally since women are allowed to act like children their whole lives. Literally, they just fetishize cock and know guys are easier to deal with. But they still wouldn't ever want a relationship. For fucks sake, this guy wouldn't even want to kiss. What obvious trash he is.
I'm glad he's gonna get fat since he can't walk well, and have his good looks and amazing dick wasted on fleeting fag hook ups for 5 more years then have to come to terms with his preference for females and his desire for a relationship with one, just to find that he's worthless in the straight dating scene.

>>6362908
i think u might be projecting some of your own issues onto casual acquaintences because you feel you're not as desirable as other people inherently

also its like impossible to be worthless in the straight dating scence.

>tfw when a gay friend only talks to you to try to get you down with a threesome with him and his bf

I have lonely feels, but being treated as nothing more than a degenerate sex bot is thoroughly gutting

>>6362922
Hey, you caught on quick. Yeah, I do really badly with full gays, and only bis like me it seems, but I know I can't compete with girls. They have like 30+ traits that make them inherently desirable, where as males have maybe 10, and I don't have a lot of them.
However, I think someone can be worthless in the straight dating scene unless they lower their standards drastically. Women have so much power that he'll probably end up with some fat nerd lady who slutted it up and finally wants some guy to worship her in front of her friends and family so they think well of her, plus she'll be selfless for being with a gimp. Remember, girls only care about how things make them appear to other people.

>>6362975

yo you have fucking mental problems bruh

>>6362975
have u considered transitioning

>>6362975
i dislike bis but you're also super autistic so idk you sound made for each other

>>6362491

Ey Kleppe

>>6362975
>>6362908
This is an issue beyond disliking people with a preference. Seems like you've got some demons to handle.

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>tfw bi
>tfw insecure gays blame their inferiority complexes on me

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>>6363001
>>6363009
>>6363040
>>6363074
Fuck you. Go back to BiGen.

Stupid cat keeps bringing mice into my room.

>>6362676
Ayyy.

>>6362951
Wouldn't really let it get to you unless that's all anyone ever wants you to do. If it's just one dude then who cares. That dude just wants threesomes, end o' story.

>>6363115

So, Clownshoes, tell me about how you survived.