/mtfg/ - trans girl general

First for tfw no Elanna gf

It's really the cis who fuck everything up.

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Im the best poster in ohio

first for tfw no red gf to fuck like a whore

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>>6353974
being a tranny ruins everything desu

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>>6353982

>>6353984
I'm in Ohio though ;-;

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>>6353984
Pfft you wish

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>Tfw no pregnant husbando

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>>6353988
this

how to resist the urge to roll next life right away?

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>tfw a tranny

>>6353966
It can be nice at low doses, but I like to do 900mg every few months and blast my mind into oblivion~

>>6353972
Of course!

>>6353990
Fine I'm the best poster in the Colombus OH Mariott room 345

>>6353991
Made gore is ok but insect gore is the best

>>6353985
a shy dumb retard thats good at making people not like me anymore lol

we used to talk on steam a lot but then i got really nervous and shy and self conscious and its been a long time and makes me sad

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Nth for why do biological males have to have such big heads...

>>6353996
>tfw you're 20 minutes away

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>tfw your gf tells you you have a great butt

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>>6353928
You're not entitled to play with some one, especially when they're being a toxic person to you. It sounds like you were more than justified to leave the game.

>>6353929
Beards are so gross, like even the well trimmed beards are fucking nasty.

>>6354003
Come to our hotel room
Bring booze

>>6353987
I'm not a whore!!!
>>6353976
Kaylee is my life, our anniversary is coming up, I'm getting her cute glasses and getting my hair done like I had it pre-hrt, she loves my fagboy look
>>6353972
you are okay!

>>6354006
I'm seriously debating it. If you'd even want me there.

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>tfw tired....

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>>6353977
I'm gud, bored with unemployed life and not a lot going on. Hbu?

>>6353979
;_;
Do you have to tell them you're trans if they're just hitting on you?

>>6353969
Idk, the T to F sort of makes sense, given I imagine you may be starting to be more open about feelings and stuff.

>>6353995
That sounds fun as shit desu

>>6353982
Sorry anon ;~;

>>6354005
But lumberjack beards are so close to just being slightly longer stubble anyways, at least if they're thick enough. As a canadian I feel obligated to appreciate the lumberjack look, it's patriotic :^)

>tfw swollen gt keeps leaking unwarranted precummies
lower libido is a meme, famiglia

>>6354009
you're gonna get raped

>>6354009
Hey senpai why not the more the merrier
Message me on steam or skype or something

>>6353984
trip on cricket

>>6353972
choo choo motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SukTBSJJ4KM

>>6354005
I mean
there's a reason I picked up starcraft and hearthstone again

>>6354012
>T to F sort of makes sense
yeah, that was right around when I came to terms with being trans

>>6354014
You can't rape the willing
>>6354015
I don't think I have you on either

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that feel when driving drunk to get more alcohol

>>6354018
>Cricket
No this is Hailey

>>6353984
I'm the best poster in Ontario!

>>6354012
It's awesome, probably the most intense trips I've ever had. It's just really uncomfortable at the same time, I puke every time

>>6354021
iktf

>>6354020
Skype pkmntrainerfaggot

>>6354007
>tfw not raping Red RIGHT NOW

>>6354012
They'll usually ask for a pic and I'm scared I don't pass well enough that they'll find out
I mean, with effort I could probably make myself pass on camera but the paranoia

>>6354024
>ontario
wut. pic for this ontarion chaser?

>>6354021
I'm disappointed in you anon!

>>6354034
Give me some incentive~

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>>6353998
Gurooooo. Gore is just gross. I will say bug guro is p good. Ever read brain eater? Is a personal favorite
>>6354001
Oh lain you're not a retard. I'm shy and bad at talking to peeps too consecutively. I'll message you more if you'd like! I did enjoy our talks I'm just bad at starting conversation and before I know it months past sense the last time I've spoken to a lot of peeps.
>>6354009
Come if you'd wanna I love meeting peeps in person. We went to late night slice it was so damn good.
>>6354012
P much the same. Driving across country all the way back to Portland. In Ohio atm things have been fun besides the countless hours of driving ahead of us but it'll be will worth it.

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>>6353984
I'm the worst poster in finland desu.

>>6354040
i-i-i-i'm not lain
not surprised if you dont remember me

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>try to get free meds from the VA
>have to go to gatekeeper appointment for interview and diagnosis
>I walk in
>"how long have you been on hrt"
3 years
>"im putting gender dysphoria on your chart"
>talk to her for four hours about medicine, and sexuality, and trans rights, and the election as she sets up a breast exam, moves me to women's health, changes my name and sex on all my military stuff, gets me appointments for the endo and blood draws.
>this was the legit best doctors visit ever, I love my gatekeepers face

oh the coolest thing was she was on the DSM V panel for Gender Dysphoria, and she said the argument was that it wasn't a mental disorder, but that taking it out would have jeopardized insurance coverage at the time.

>>6354004
>tfw your gf has the most squeezable butt
>>6354024
Another Ontario trip? Interesting

Also, is it just me or are we moving faster than usual

>>6354040
>Implying driving isn't fun
>Implying you're the one driving

>>6354042
you're a spurdo?

>>6354045
I hope I get my name changed soon...

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>>6354036
it's alright i made it home safe with more ethanol

>>6354046
Specifically Toronto!

>>6354053
skype me what you're changing it toooooo

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yesterday was my 21st and I bought so much alcohol now I can drown my dysphoria in funny dizzy feeling every night wee

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>>6354052
sadly

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>>6354044
Maddie that you ?
>>6354048
That's why its boring

>>6354037
Hmmm. I'll give you headpats and spoon you while thoughtfully listening to all that is on your mind!

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>>6354046
>tfw your gf has a less squeezable butt by virtue of being bigger and wider for better slapping

>>6354056
>toronto
hello

>>6354012
>it's patriotic
uh
if you say so >.<

I guess it is canada...

>>6354060
What's wrong with Funland? It's always advertised as some sort of socialist utopia by many people

>>6354040
Brain eater is a personal favorite for me as well

>>6354024
>tfw only ever puke the entire experience even on 300mg
;~;

>>6354040
Nice, where did you actually go for your roadtrip?

>>6354018
Yeah that's definitely a logical switch then. Idk what even prompted the switch to F for me, it happened p much out of the blue and very recently.

>>6354065
OH YEAH EH HOW ABOUT THEM HABS EEH I WAS ABOOT TO GIT ME SOME MORE MOLSON FROM THE STORE EH :^)

>>6354063
I'm listening...

>>6354064
hi!!

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>>6353995
here's a terrible pic of me from like a min ago.
>>6354007
thanks, senpai. who /spendingtheirdaystryingnottocry/ here?
>>6354018
plebvsfeels.mp4

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>>6354067
Good tastes

>>6354005

How hard is it to read subs on LSD?

>>6354066
dark, depressing, economy is going to shit, getting overran by sand people

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>>6354061
try driving drunk it's actually really comfy

>>6354056
Oh, wow, that's where we are

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>>6354065
Canada
the eternal leaf
never trust the nefarious canuck

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>>6354069
http://mapq.st/1tiOxig is our planned route. Gonna be a ton of fun. Really looking forward to Vegas and LA though
>>6354077
Kek idk about that. I'm bad enough sober being drunk I don't the cops will give me a break when I run red lights

last thread is why i dont trip

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>>6354072
Voila~!

>>6354069
Oh I definitely puke the entire time. I kinda hype it up to be better than it is cause it's like 90% a nightmare I just only mention the fun stuff v:

>>6354080
That's where I am too!

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>>6354066
Can't get a job in this economy and trans stuff is gatekeepy and slow as molasses. Also the climate sucks so fucking much. I guess it works for some people but it's not my jam at all. I want out already aaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>6354072
>>6354087
fuckable mouth

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>>6354061
omg you do ;_; now im embarrassd

>>6354072
you are adorbs

>>6354072
whoa cute c:

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>>6354090
But someone on my facebook shared an image that said Finns are guaranteed a job
it must be true right :^)

>>6354091
id put my gt in it

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>>6354085
Just don't give a fuck senpai. The drama has always been heavey here
>>6354092
I don't forget peeps often ! But I don't remember where you live exactly. If you're on our route we should finally meet

>>6354045
brb joining the military for post service benefits

>>6354064
>tfw your gf has a less squeezable butt by virtue of being bigger and wider for better slapping
I want a butt like this ;~~;

>>6354069
>OH YEAH EH HOW ABOUT THEM HABS EEH I WAS ABOOT TO GIT ME SOME MORE MOLSON FROM THE STORE EH :^)
I told you your accent was adorable.

>>6354087
>Viola~!
it's so effortlessly perfect

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>>6354012
I guess, patriotism is kinda silly though. I really do just prefer a clean shaven guy overall.

>>6354018
I wanna find new games to play but I cant find any games I enjoy.
I feel like Im enjoying vidya less and less each year. Maybe its a grill thing.

>>6354074
Easier than you'd think, honestly. Sometimes it will get pretty distorted but Ive never had text become unreadable. Ive also never tripped on more than a few hits though, Im a lightweight.

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>>6354099
Yeah I could get a job that pays the same amount as my welfare but then I don't get welfare. The system discourages you from getting work and the legislation around hiring people makes it so 'minimum wage' job pool doesn't really exist. Hopefully I only need to stay here for like 6 more months but that depends on things that are outside of my influence ;_;

>>6354106
I think it's a vidya thing.
We were in the golden age, but ever since like 2014 it's just been downhill.

>>6354045
a bit late but congrats, Faye.

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>>6354070
is your name amy, amelia, or antimage?

>>6354101
i-i live in VA
you're going across country right now? oh nooo >_< i still live with my famm and no car and stuff eek

that would be really really fun though! where does your route go through

>>6354106

I took just one recently and I'm kinda in awe of what higher doses must be like.

>>6354113
>antimage
Kek. I'm voting for this one

>>6354113
nope, nope, and nope!

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I wish I could just be cute and wear cute things. Girls are so lucky.

>>6354072
qt desu

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>>6354110
That's counter-productive
at least in my country the minimum wage is higher than what you'd get on welfare

Hope you can find a job or leave soon

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>>6354120
Do it anyway.

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>>6354081
For u anon
https://clyp.it/l3xzrfwe

>>6354083
Woah. That's actually a hell of a trip, looks like a good time.

>>6354087
Oh. Well I guess it's cheap lol.

>>6354106
Yeah I know patriotism is silly, I'm mostly joking desu. I just like beards

>>6354105
Don't bully ;~;

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>>6354114
http://mapq.st/1tiOxig is our route but we aren't going through va aaaaaaaa life's cruel
>>6354124
It's Hotler
>>6354125
Right gonna be nuts and long. But fucking fantastic

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>>6354119
alright i got nothin

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>>6354124
I already am.

>>6354125
Yeah that's basically why I do it ~

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>>6354132
I have more of these

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>>6354132
>trip ends 2 states above mine
>won't get to meet mado
i knew it was too good to be true ;-; time to sad

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I came out to my mom after 2 months hrt today..
Now it's daddy's turn :(

>>6354133
Yeah you probably don't know me. Yet!

>>6354119
amanda

>>6354125
sup dickless how are you doing tonight

>>6354144
elanna had bottom surgery?

it's sleepytime for charlie.
gniiiight <3

>>6354125
I only bully lightly.

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>>6354111
It's true, the highlight of vidya for me in the last few years was the nostalrius server, and blizz shut it down. I loved the original Dark Souls and Demons Souls too but DS2 and DS3 are lame, its like they stopped trying to be artistic and just wanted to please the hardcore pro gamers who take the game waaaay tooo seriously. I hate the way the UI in the new Dark souls look.

>>6354115
Lots of horror stories out there of people losing their minds on it, so Id stay cautious. Ive started freaking out over paranoid delusions on lower doses once or twice, bad trips are supposed to be extremely traumatic.

But LSD doesnt give a stomach ache like mushrooms do.

>>6354125
Im all about that clean look.

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>>6354136
Kek you hg fag they're great though
>>6354137
We'll still meet! Once I get settled I'll have yo take a trip out there now that we have a car ! And I have your number so I can text you

Its late though and I'm gonna pass out now. So goodnight peeps talk to you later

>>6354138
howd it go?

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>>6354125
That was beautiful desu
Now I know to keep myself away from America's hat

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>>6354149
I've been on this site far too long.

>>6354143
nope

>>6354149
o-okay :> pls do text me soon, or on steam, i rly do miss talking to you

im gonna go to bed too.. n-nice knowing you remember me though

ilu tho, goodnight, and talk soon i hope! ;_;

>>6354148

I kinda want to try just 1/2 a tab. I don't think I'm going to be able to, though.

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>>6354144
Oooh, I like that nickname lol
I'm aight, bored af tho, u?

>>6354145
Yeah, like 3 years ago

>>6354147
I know, I also have to at least pretend not to like it
Goodnight!

>>6354148
Idk, I guess it depends on the guy for me. Some guys do just look awful with any facial hair, and vice versa.

>>6354151
Glad to have saved you the trouble :3

>tfw want SRS
>tfw i wouldn't be able to top girls anymore
>tfw maybe i'd be normal if i got a vagina
>tfw maybe it would make the gay thoughts go away

>>6354148
I think that it started dying all at the same time. League started sucking, SC started dying a little, Steam sales were basically like, "shit, I already have everything" and all that was left for me really was Hearthstone, which is basically just MtG in vidya form.
I really think it's all downhill from here. We might get a few good games, but with everything being console exclusive while people just want PC games, it kinda sucks ass. Fuck microsoft and fuck sony.

>>6354162
you're gonna like it whether you like it or not

>>6354053
red I saw the anon last thread who was telling you not to be poly
you may need to exercise more discretion but don't let people tell you the way you love is wrong, whether it's because of autism or whatever or not it can still be valid if that's the way you feel affection

>>6354045
>ywn be successful and living the life you dreamed of like Faye and Abby and Grace etc.
>you will always be a hulking autistic freak of a man destined to an incomplete social transition never quite physically ready or confident enough to change name etc. and probably never even affording FFS

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>>6354153
amber?

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>>6354148
Mushrooms are ritualistic while acid drugs are meant for more recreational purposes.
I tripped on mush with an old conservative friend this weekend and he was interrogating me about trans topics (I could tell he knew). I couldn't come out to him and he ended up telling me about jacking off to thai ladybois..

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>>6354162
Just make sure you know your place Canada
We're the top shitposters here, not you.

>>6354103
2 million dollar retirement, they just said they're going to be ready for SRS free when being trans is allowed, the air force chief just said she's ready for trans airmen, free health for life, bonuses every 4 years (mine were 100k) good jobs when you get out, free education, free healthcare, free food, free room (or apt when you rank up)

yah you should honestly, just like, dont die or anything pls
>>6354112
tyyyyy it was really scary

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>>6354172
a-are you just going through names alphabetically?

it starts with an R

>>6354124
yeah?
normally that makes me feel worse about myself

>>6354174
Tbh 4chan has made me racist against australians

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>>6354168
Dude just rock what you got
Euphoria and prostate orgasms exist
Also happiness is real too

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>>6354176
why does your trip start with "am"

>>6354176
Rachel?

How did you girls tell your mother you're trans?

>>6354179
We're not a race though
and besides, why would you hate us? We're so lovable

>>6354183
uuh there is no good reason behind it :3c

>>6354188
nope~

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>>6354174
Canada is number 2 shitposters tbhon
Fite me

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>>6354178
Either do it with someone who is fun an open minded, or do it alone.

you know actually I realised something
I was backing up photos and I saw that in first year of uni I basically through caution to the wind and was a complete genderfuck with the most disgusting combinations of facial hair and fetishy female clothing imaginable
like not sissy shit but just the most godawful migraine-inducing-patterned bargain-bin trash imaginable
and I looked fuckin' happy
how, wtf happened
this was only three years ago and I don't remember it because dyspraxia
what the hell happened to my confidence and stuff in that time??? why did my dysphoria suddenly nosedive to such depths in 2015?

>>6354174
that guy must be huge if thats the size of a fosters can next to him.

>>6354194
you are growing up.

>>6354194
*threw caution

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>>6354191
i don't know many outright femininine R names by default

richelle? ryan? rupaul?

WHY AM?

>>6354194
was a complete genderfuck with the most disgusting and fetishy female clothing imaginable

this is my friend right now. i cant help her. Apparently Im modest.

im coming home soon c:

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I get so scared around other mtf trannys irl...
I re-uped my hormones today in Seattle and I saw so many omg

>>6354200
from 18 to 21?

>>6354202
her name is rihanna

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>>6354192
nah I would give that title to the Brits
still you're better than Americans
but you'll never be as good as me, I was born in the shitposting, molded by it
I came out of my mother's vagina shitposting

Would u date a guy named brandyn (with a y)?

>>6354202
Well, Ryan is my male name, so you're close~

AND IDK. i just am am ;~;

>>6354202
How did you forget Rebecca?
(Also Rachel and Robin are options)

>>6354206
iktf, I just go into spergy social anxiety paralysis mode

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>>6354197
I've never even tried fosters desu
I hear it's shit though

>>6354212
hes trans isnt he?

>>6354208
Can make a big difference to your outlook. Just like 21 - 24.
sounds like you just need to cut loose for a week.

>>6354171
I'll be fine!
don't worry about Red!
I'll be a good boy!
sometimes I'm a little impulsive
I'll get kaylee to judge all the people I want to be with
Kaylee is always right, no matter how I feel!
I miss Kaylee!

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>>6354215
>How did you forget Rebecca?
>mfw
time to die

>>6354214
this had better not be true >>6354209

>>6354202
Red :3

>>6354189

I just told her I needed to talk to her and told her frankly how I felt. Kept it simple.

>>6354188
thats my name

>>6354216
ok im not the only one. And here I am wanting to date one of us...

>>6354219
I fucking wish, next 3-4 weeks is gonna be spent in the middle of swamptown desperately trying to hide the fact my tits have grown and my facial hair is turning blonde from my dad

>>6354221
I hope you get to see Kaylee ASAP Red!

>>6354226
but arent you jennifer ?

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>>6354209
>>6354222
No it's not Rihanna

>>6354224
I can't steal your name 3:

also captcha lmao

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>>6354194
It's just the golden age chasing you.
>>6354203
These types of people are always looking for eye contact and some sort of attention and it's really uncomfortable.

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>>6354211
>tfw will never be Australian
>tfw will never be a shitposting master
I aspire to your greatness. Please teach me senpai.

>>6354232
legal name is Rachel. i was gonna go by Jennifer but changed my mind before i went fulltime

>>6354234
>>6354234
Id say riley but you arent ftm with an undercut.

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>>6354234
what the heck is your name

>>6354227
I think it's fairly common including in cis people
let's be real, whichever way you slice it transgenderism is fucking weird when you think about it, the argument from our camp is just that it doesn't make us lesser or mean we shouldn't transition etc. but it is an utterly absurd and embarrassing thing to exist

>>6354237
bc desu, Jennifer sounds like one of those ultra feminine hella cringey tranny names and i just wanted a normal girl name that wouldn't be obnoxious or anacrhonistic

>>6354231
Once you get outta gator town, then you cut loose.
While I don't condone destructive behavior, a good couple of nights out with good friends, having cool experience, where you get to unleash your inner sexy fun, can do a world of good to your self perception.

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>>6354157
Able to try LSD, or only able to try half a tab? I started on a single tab and I was fine, but Id also already eaten ounces of mushrooms prior to trying LSD.

>>6354162
Ehhhh, I guess you're right, it ultimately is subjective and differs guy to guy. Stubble is still best though, like Hugh Laurie and Patrick Dempsey, how do those guys keep it at that perfect sexy length all the time?

>>6354170
>Shit, I already have everything
This feel is so real, it hurts. Bannerlord wll come out eventually, if I wait long enough then I can lose myself in that for a few thousand hours.
Total War Warhammer is really good too, but I cant think of much besides that.

>>6354173
I still think you can get a lot of insight from LSD, but yeah its mostly that it feels good. Mushrooms are the ones that will change your life and make you a better person.

>>6354221
But red you're a beautiful grill

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>>6354236
I have an PhD in shitposting
come down under if you wanna be taught by the a great shitposter such as me.

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I was talking with mom about a name and she suggested "Danica." Is it just me, or is that... kinda weird?

>>6354237
>tfw still honestly attached to my male name
my tumblr is showing
I guess I'll use it as my penname or something, it just seems like a nice-sounding, unique name and it makes me sad to think of it not really existing anymore
maybe if there was someone else in the world who also had it I would feel bad but there isn't

>>6354241
We should just avoid eachother then. The only cure I found was knowing each other pretransition.

>>6354245
>I have an PhD in shitposting
isnt that what pizzasluts working on?>

>>6354238
you spelled it wrong

>>6354239
Rylie :3c

>>6354244
I'M A GIRL, FINE
Jerks

>>6354244

I've tried LSD, it was the tab I mentioned. I'm just curious what half of a tab from the same sheet would be like. It claimed to be a 125μ tab, so a half would be 75μg. Approximately.

>>6354157
1/2 a tab is usually kinda nice but Id start with a cube.

>>6354253
ive never seen a photo of you but i'm sure you're a pretty pretty girl <3

I'm a confused girl that likes to call herself a boy

>>6354256

A... cube?

>>6354162
>Yeah, like 3 years ago
ah a unicorn. Would you ever consider letting someone investigate your cunt? I dont know if I want bottom surgery Ive only ever been with cis dudes.

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>>6354257
i kinda look like a boy

>>6354261
a sugar cube. Its a crap shot. Usualy some dosed out dude puts like 3 drops on it.

Hardest I tripped was when a friend dosed me with a star burst. :)

>>6354264
God I hate that face you make.

>>6354258
you're a cute is what you are

>>6354266

Sounds like a sweet way to ingest drugs. I dosed with a vial of psilocybin by putting two drops in my nose once.

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>>6354252
>meme spelling

n-nice to meet you

>>6354267
Lol its a duckface

>>6354264
white boy lips

>>6354267
just makes me wanna rub my cock on it.

>>6354264
Red do more cashiers call you ma'am or sir on a typical day out?

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>>6354267
be fair i don't make it in every pic

>>6354247
You're telling me you're the only person in the whole world with your name, and it's a good name?
Makes me curious, though I'd understand if you'd rather not share

>>6354270
> sweet way to ingest drugs
id say so. It was one of the pink ones

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>>6354245
Isnt Australia super dangerous though? I don't want a dingo to eat me baby, they'll sense weakness when the see the leaf

>>6354244
Idk I'm gonna guess they have a makeup department to keep their stubble perfect on screen, and spend a hell of a lot of time on it off screen. Agreed though, it's definitely the best.
>mushrooms are the ones that will change your life
Really? I've never had a lot of insight on mushrooms and tend to just end up stupid and giggly. It's acid that tends to feel like it has depth at least for me.

>>6354262
Depends what you mean by investigate ._.

>>6354278
kek nah no way, already been doxxed once

>>6354277
we kind of look similar except im middle eastern and you are blonde

>>6354276
>implying cashiers in california say either

>>6354271
i-i just don't like how it looks the other way :c

nice to meet you too!

>>6354275
I'm sure she'd let you.

>>6354277
Yes and you honestly look 100% better and more feminine in the pics you don't duckface.

>>6354281
>Depends what you mean by investigate ._.
preferably a multi-sensory experience.

>>6354276
ma'am when I'm in feminine mode
I haven't been able to do that with living with my grandparents
but in the rural texan town i went to college in people called me ma'am

>>6354288
You make it sound like slightly north of Dallas is the sticks or something.

>>6354283
I'm red haired~

>>6354202
Baby name lists are good for this kind of thing:

Rose. Ruth. Renee. Rosemary. Rita. Roxanne. Ramona. Rosalind. Ruby. Regina. Reagan. Rhea. Rosetta.

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>>6354250
Yeah but she's learning from an American school
and we all know how shit their education is

>>6354281
You don't even have a baby
No need to worry, in either case I've learned skills from living in this land to fend of dingos
you'll be under the protection of me

>>6354292
>slightly
>hour away
>huge meth problem
>surrounded by farmland and open fields
eeeeehhhhh

>>6354212
Okay but we're choosing a better name for her when she stops repressing.

>>6354298
id mam you, but I only mam women who dom me.

>>6354288
U intimidate me cuz yr like a prettier version of me
:(

>>6354246
I mean, the only person I know with that name is a NASCAR driver. I don't dislike how it sounds but people may make that association.

>>6354302
get on your knees
>>6354303
I'm pretty, but I don't wanna intimidate people

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>tfw I realise most of of the Australian trips are shitposters, and that I shitpost as anon all the time.

I blame Abbott.

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>>6354253
>>6354258
Id assume its a being degraded thing.
Which is a very normal fetish for women to have.

>>6354254
Mmmm, most of my trips are around 90, the most ive done is around 250. My best trip was from a single 150 tab, the dealer called it a blue viking.

>>6354281
I wish more men spent that much time trying to be sexy, or had makeup departments? Thats definitely different, dont get me wrong I feel LSD can be extremely insightful, but Mushrooms have always been the ones that made me face my issues and deal with them. Mushrooms also give me a stomach ache lately so Ive been doing LSD more.

>>6354307
yes mam

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This is me without makeup
I might have thin lips but it's a Cupid boy
I look like a boy

>>6354306

Yeah, that's what one of my sisters said, too. And I live below the Mason-Dixon...

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>>6354281
You can organize yr thoughts better with Acid but mushrooms will give you ideas and connect you to gaia our mama.

>>6354309
>Mushrooms have always been the ones that made me face my issues and deal with them

thats how i came to terms with being a tranny

>>6354309
men should wear makeup and be pretty
>>6354311
i oughta make you kiss my thighs

>>6354309

>blue viking

I think the one I had was named "swiss needlepoint." Blue viking sounds kinda funny.

>>6354309
>Asuka makes me feel my insecurities
>I now know tfw insecure Shinji

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>>6354312
Looks can be deceiving.

I wanna try dmt and go to a catholic mass

>>6354312
You either need to sleep more or do less drugs. Maybe both.

>>6354323
That's like shitting in a shower

>>6354323
ate 3 grams of mushrooms for an easter mass

>>6354323
what drugs do you do?

>tfw i go to catholic mass every sunday and i'm a jew

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>>6354295
Maybe someday I want a baby and I want to name them Justin after our patron Canadian saint Justin Trudeau. Will you protect them too?

>>6354287
Idk sounds kind of lewd ngl

>>6354246
It sounds kinda rural to me, but I do have people in my family named Danica.

>>6354309
Idk, I guess it's different for everyone, I've talked to people who feel that way of mushrooms and others who feel that way of acid. That said, most of the positive and lasting experiences that I've had from drugs have been from MDMA, so maybe I'm just weird.

>>6354315
Mushrooms just give me no thoughts though, I just feel dumb on them ;~;

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>>6354308
it's genetic

>>6354294
i forgot that these sites were a thing honestly

>>6354284
sup

>>6354281
>>6354244
this is confusing, before I've always heard it universally said that it's LSD, not shrooms, that has the crazy introspection and life-changing effects
I was gonna go darknet and get some
well shit, now idk what I wanna do again
which one is the least harmful for somebody with possibly schizo-type mental illness?

>>6354325
some people have genetic circles or from allergies

>>6354332
i used to do coke every often, I used to take molly and go to gay bars and hook up with guys
Now I just smoke weed

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>>6354333
shitposting in real life?
nice, I think you're going to fit very well in my course
but you still have much to learn

>>6354338
oohh you were like a gay little club kid

i was like flannel wearing hipster heroin addict

>>6354337
I cover them with color corrector

>>6354333
>Idk sounds kind of lewd ngl
i guess Id be happy just prodding at you

with my gt

>>6354283
can confirm, cashier called be broma'am today

>>6354343
I was a gay little club kid
used to hook up with dudes in the bathroom

>>6354335
just listening to music, and being unable to sleep~

watchu upto??

>>6354343
and I lived on greyhound busses and ate xanax

>>6354341
i don't know why these Australian memes are so funny to me

>>6354333

I think it has an appeal. It's a legit name, but it's kinda uncommon. My boyname is the same way.

>>6354347
stop fayeposting

tfw you realise transition is a Big Pharma conspiracy to keep people hooked on hormone drugs for the rest of their life and that conversion therapy is a permanent solution that is suppressed to peddle a lifetime of drugs and surgeries

>>6354349
i'd have hooked up with you in a bathroom.

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>>6354333
do u believe in magic? One time i summoned satan out of my gf and then i sang taunting him until 6 am.
It honestly helps me accept truths that my mind had previously tried to protect myself from

>>6354355
I hope you're not implying that it's not worth every penny to be a cute girl

>>6354355
Dude we're a collective consciousness and this helps the population problem peacefully (PPP)
now was it jesus or the jews?

>>6354355
sissification of america
i'm a proud sissy
>>6354356
lift me up by my thighs
>>6354357
I'm a pagan

>>6354355
>implying big pharma makes any money on ancient generics

>>6354362
>lift me up by my thighs
im kinda scarwny

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>>6354341
I won't disappoint you my Australian Jedi master

>>6354346
I mean, I do like being prodded..
Hmm

>>6354353
Yeah, I think it's hard to have a name associated with someone in the public consciousness.

>>6354357
Sounds like some of the shit a guy I used to know had happen on 2c-t-7

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>>6354350
link

esports, i have 66 value sitting on VG.R over LGD and it's a dumb bet but i might win it still

>>6354368
just bend me over then~

>>6354371

And it has a lot of the same letters as my boy name. >,>

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>>6354317
Ive had some body image issues fixed by hallucinagenic drugs, but I was already full time before I tried LSD or Shrooms.

>>6354318
I hear some statistic that if allowed to 90% of women would swoon for only 20-30% of males, presumably the alphas. Anyone not in that 20-30% block should be forced to transition and the remaining alpha men should get harems. Its the way we're supposed to operate.

>>6354319
Im not an LSD expert so I dunno, I can definitely say that there some acid feels different than other acid and that blue viking was the best. That was the first trip I marathoned NGE on.

>>6354321
I empathize with Shinji about some things, especially when it comes to how he relates with his father, but Ive never understood his insecurities. I guess its because I had a loving mother, I always much more empathized with Asuka setting unrealistic expectations for herself and the superiority complex

>>6354333
Ive always felt that way abut mushrooms, but I only grow really pure mushrooms grown indoors by an experienced shaman. Ive dropped a lot of street shit acid.

>>6354336
Huh, I think both of them have the potential for it. Like I said, I really enjoy both and think both are good for you.

>>6354374
I probably would.

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>>6354352
Because we're the most lovable nationality on the internet <3

>>6354371
You'll love it
It's great for people who hate themselves, especially dysphoria
It's like a form of therapy

>>6354377
i wanna be a harem boy~

>>6354374
>just bend me over then~
too bad youre in texas...

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>>6354377
I only eat mushrooms grown indoors*
I wish I could grow shrooms.

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>>6354372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw_XjkS3TEY

What esport?
It's been a while since I've watched any real esports~

>>6354382
are u masturbating righ tnow?

>>6354391
I don't touch my little front bits

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>>6354387
http://www.fungifun.org/English/Pftek
We blulite now

>>6354394
yeah you're totally a boy

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>>6354389
>aesop rock
ever heard of evil nine? they did a crossover once and i love their beats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjtXX9ujvzA

>What esport?
dota 2

time to break even on an ill-advised series of bets

OR MAYBE NOT ON THE BACK OF THE MOST RECENT VG PLAY

>>6354394
I saved a nude pic of u from /soc/
srry
:/

>>6354399
Y-Yeah!
I'm just a feminine male
>>6354401
you like boys~

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>>6354377
>>6354387
I know a guy that grows his own mushrooms. They're top notch and definitely gave better experiences than most mushrooms I'd had. Quality probably does affect it a lot.

Really hoping the acid I picked up this time round isn't some RC, it was stupid cheap.

>>6354379
I will admit, shitposting is cathartic and always cheers me up. You Aussies are on to something.

>>6354400
Haven't heard of em before but this is pretty good desu

And noice

I've always been more of a league player but I like doters better, I just never had the time to git gud at it :c

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Look into my eyes desu
>tfw soiled myself

>>6354402
and girls but usually not puppies
wut is the most masculine part of your weekly routine, girly?

>>6354401
post it bb

>>6354413
u-uhhh
I longboard
that's kinda masculine right?
I've never really done anything masculine except play historical strategy games

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>>6354407
It's true, a nice day of shitposting always cheers me up, even if some bitch tries to tell me it's not girly
You see, we live in a country where nearly everything is banned to protect us (Helen Lovejoy as a country) :^(
So we shitpost to unleash purge our feels

>>6354401
post it lmao

>>6354421
mods arent looking at 3am. you post it and just delete it in a bit.

>>6354440
how long have you been on hrt. im jelly

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>>6354382
Hot, right? Who doesnt want their man to have multiple women? Id be a bad harem girl, Id kill any other member of the harem I was convinced was getting more attention than me.

>>6354395
Here we go, starting up the cultures!

>>6354407
Quality really is everything with this kind of stuff, speaking of which I smoked brick weed at comiccon for the first time with my brother and boyfriend.

It didnt even get me high.

>>6354442
16 months

>>6354418
I'd take u for a son, you sound like a fuccboi but yr nice. Are you a bitch when you get fucked up?
>>6354407
Check yr drugs. It's not that hard to force yr dealer to ask their's and it benefits everyone.

>>6354450
I'm always on my best behavior when doing drugs!

>>6354440
do that again, but from behind and bent over then censor your hole. thanks.

>>6354440
That's not the one, cutie tits


saved

>>6354440
I-I can't I just want to nuzzle and kiss your tummy
how do I get a red girl-boy-friend

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>>6354419
>shitposting
>not girly
Girls make the best shitposts desu.

>>6354444
Fuck, that's depressing. I knew brick weed was shit but didn't realise it was that bad. Dunno why gangs even bother importing it.

>>6354450
Darknet tho, the seller is the one actually laying the blotter. They have a lot of feedback and they look about as legit as it gets. I always get antsy when my drugs seem cheap though.

>>6354461
lemme know if you jerk off to it <3
>>6354455
i posted that once while drunk

>>6354440
this one's going in my motivation folder. my gf says yr cute too. What do you eat?

>>6354409
I used to only play League but Bexe taught me DotA
I still kind of suck though... and I do miss League's stacking mechanics (Nasus and Veigar)

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>>6354463
Judging from these threads, it's true
Girl shitposts = best shitposts
All our self-hate has translated into a powerful ball of shitposting energy

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>>6354440
>tfw inspired as fuck
thank you based Red

>>6354470
Mostly veggies and grains
sometimes veggie/soy protein
rarely eat sweets
max caloric intake of 1600 calories on normal days
30 minutes running, 50 squats, 30 bridges 5-6 days a week

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>tfw you're australian

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>>6354479
mate, do you even have 900 dollarydoos?

>>6354474
inspired to post lewds?

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>>6354484

>>6354463
You've used a few new images this thread. Proud of you family

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>>6354477
You are my first role model in a while, red
How tall? Do you like dark meat? Or white ppl privates?