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gasp its the mystery general?!

>>6351124
ty

You had ONE JOB anon

>>6351130
>>6351127

im sorry ;_;

it's okay, we all make mistakes

>tfw calculate that even on MAXIMUM bux I won't have enough money to cover food + rent + bills AND laser and self-medding
fuck

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My mom is taking me shopping tomorrow :-)

>>6351133
My parents made a mistake once and I've been costing them money and time for decades now.

>>6351134
Why do you always wait like some kind of rapist for a new thread to make your disgusting comments?

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Do I pass irl? Also how does everyone deal with huge pores on their chin? I can never seem to get rid of a slight shadow where my hair used to be.

I'm going on a mall date with a nice girl tomorrow. What clothes should I get /mtfg/?
I'm thinking tight black pants
>>6351135
nice!

>>6351146
you pass irl and look cute ok
you can get rid of pores using facial masks

>>6351124
OMFG, I didn't want to panic, but we're doomed without Edie.

This is the beggining of the end. How will we find this thread?

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>>6351135
>tfw mom's always buying me makeup and clothes
>tfw she pays for my hormones too

>>6351146
Oh also this is me with full contour..at least as best I can do for me

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who /misses edie/ here?

>>6351146
Pretty androgynous but I'd guess girl if I saw you in public, you're also pretty short if I remember correctly, so there's no doubt.

>>6351152
your mother sounds really nice and supportive

make sure to hug her anon and tell her how much you appreciate her !!

>>6351150
what happened to edie

maybe I could make money doing pantomime
I think I have a good face for it

>>6351144
... do you mean 'posting'?

>>6351156
I do already

>>6351156
What happened to her?

>>6351163
She left.

"Permanantly"

Just gonna mention that I got linked this.

http://www.transgendered.net/vstring4.html

Because I want the opinions of others on it.

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>>6351147
Don't you have a gf? I agree with tight black pants
>>6351146
That ain't a boy.
You pass.
Idk about the pore thing sorry
>>6351152
Same. Supportive parents ftw
>>6351150
>>6351156
>>6351162
Is edie ded or something

>>6351146
you definately look fem to me. definitely girl for me. sry idk so much about your pore issue tho

>>6351166
>>6351163
extended sabbatical?

i miss edie make her come back

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>>6351146
You are pretty

>>6351166
I'm poly
I share affection/dates with other people
especially when they wanna buy me cute clothes

Do you think Edie would have like this thread?

>>6351160
>>6351166

see
>>6350398

>>6351146
You look like a girl. Benefit porefessional is good for that. And get a cc palette for shadow

>>6351184
why'd she leave?

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>>6351159
I do. She came into my room the other day and just gave me a hug and said she loves me. I wish every trans girl had a mom that was as supportive as her.

>>6351166
Wouldn't be here without her desu. My dad is super religious and is always trying to make me read the bible and stop being trans. She's the only one that'll stand up for me when he starts giving me shit.

>>6351190
I'm really happy for you anon

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>>6351190
kinda a shame about your dad but your mother sounds like a wonderful person. i'm so happy for you !

>>6351190
That's great Anon!

Edie's gone?

Oh....
Little bit of a hole in my heart. Is she OK?

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I'm making egg drop soup
And by that I mean I'm making a mess with food and hoping it's edible
>>6351190
Stay healthy pupper

>>6351206
Oh she's fine. She was told by IRL friends to get off of 4chan, so she's seeing how long she can stay away.

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>>6351207
I had a little more soup than bowl

>>6351192
I love you, special person you

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https://clyp.it/4ha4piax

>>6351212
Oh. Phew. That makes me a lot less worried. I mean, still no Edie, but that it's not because of something bad makes it better.

>>6351188
We drove her off
With our endless dramawhorimg
Our blaming her for all our faults and insecurities
Our stale copypasta
Our unoriginal content
Our derivative jokes
We always asked and asked and gave nothing in return
And that's what we have now.
Nothing in nothingness.
She has left us
;_;

We ask for forgiveness and pray for her return.

But seriously, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6351190
updog

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>wanna go vegetablist
>don't like fruit

im i gonna die???

>>6351230
#icare

i miss edie

>>6351226
Now say "about" for us

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how do i get over someone?

>he's perfect
>i don't want to
>end my suffering

>>6351233
Nah, just get vitamins
Also congrats!

>>6351233
wth is a vegetablist?

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The new chrome tabs on android is fucking cancer

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>tfw exam tomorrow
>tfw 4am
>tfw can't sleep cause nervous / scare
>tfw exam starts in 6 hrs

halp

>>6351226
Explain yourself

>>6351244
Isn't the point of having an Android to have a more customizable experience?
You can probably fix it

>>6351233
I don't eat many fruits and I'm vegetarian. frozen strawberries in my oats in the morning and that's it really. just take a multivitamin, fruits aren't super nutritious anyway

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>>6351192
>>6351199
>>6351205
>>6351207
Thanks senpaitachi

>>6351248
Warm milk with honey.

>>6351244
>iphone master race

>>6351165
I can relate to the feeling of wanting to pretend to have a functional vagina, but the thing you linked just looks really off-putting and hon-ish and kinda fetishy.
And knowing that there are people who actually pay $430 for one of those just makes it worse.

>>6351248
kit you're going to do AWESOME. there is no reason to be nervous at all

what's the exam on?

>>6351248

>>6351255
Honey rum in warm milk.

>>6351257
Creepy
As
Fuck

I am not sure why it exists desu...
AGP?

>>6351165
>I don't want to say I like it until I know if it's trutrans (tm) approved

>>6351263
No, I'm just trying to draw attention to if for laffs and (you)s. Just as bad really...

>>6351255
is this to sleep? i'll try it thanks

>>6351258
eng lit so i think i am given 6 questions and have to answer 4 of them

3.5 hr exam tho ;~;

thanks for being so postive for me as well !

>>6351261
i don't have honey rum rn ;~;

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>>6351249
>>6351238
https://clyp.it/5i4g22vb
It's my girl voice

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>>6351165

>>6351248
I heard posting butt helps

>>6351265
Get it from germany!

https://www.weinquelle.com/artikel/Ron_Miel_Artemi_Honey_Rum_Canario_1_0_Liter_8936_e.html

>>6351261
Yeah, I dunno.
It's just creepy hons being creepy hons I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6351266
Cute voice :3

>>6351265
ohhh are you majoring in english? desu I think you're probably an awesome writer, and really good at analyzing stuff. so I don't think it'll be hard for you at all to answer 4 questions

>>6351266
scary

>>6351266
Still no "about" though

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>>6351272
Ty I'm hoping someone will put a ring on me

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>>6351265
Yeah it's what I just drank. I am already getting sleepy

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ok girls im going to try and sleep now thanks for help !!!! gn all and please be safe

>>6351273
wow anon you are really nice and sweet to me !! and yeah i am majoring in english :3

>>6351282
Night Kit!
>>6351281
Night F

>>6351278
You might have to put their finger in your mouth first.

>>6351282
>>6351285
Nighti

>>6351281
sleep tight :3

>>6351282
kit I'm just telling it like it is! sleep well tho and GOOD LUCK (but you probably don't need any luck :3)

im back

also
>tfw in Egypt can't even wear panties because reactionary Muslim Arab fags

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>>6351278
>tfw youre engaged

>>6351296
>can't even wear panties
Who the fuck is going to see them?

>>6351305
Wait, people don't do random pantie checks where you live?

>>6351305
IDK, my mum doesn't want me wearing them in case I get injured and the somehow see them

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>>6351277
https://clyp.it/qj1usg0h

>>6351276
:D

>>6351286
lmao nicee

>>6351298
Congrats anon!

>>6351307
No?... I don't think so...

Should I be worried?

>>6351308
Well, that's interesting.

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>>6351309
Abowt

>>6351309
Your accent is the cutest thing ever

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>>6351278
I am not sure I can throw a ring that far tho!

>tfw hrt gave you a bouncy cute butte

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>>6351309
I cant afford an engagement ring yet, but give it time!!

also
>not recognizing me from the elf image
i may have silently stopped tripping but jeeeez :)

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I'm going to post my lucky spider to protect us and bless us in lieu of Edie

>>6351311
Seriously tho, I am going to fucking die or something

I guess I can still shave and stuff but having to literally wear 100% boyclothes for a week? ughhh

>>6351146
makeup I think

>>6351266
lol

>>6351309
https://clyp.it/rbumtdpb

>>6351335
>tfw you aren't on hrt and you already have butte

>>6351340
>Marrying the biggest failure in the western hemisphere

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>>6351351
cheatcodes are unfair

>tfw on hrt and no butte

>>6351344
Have you considered the tomboy look?

>>6351356
Well, I can't exactly help it...
>tfw your butte actually jiggles going up stairs

>>6351351
Post it Gold! Stop teasing us!

>>6351343
*smushes spider*

>>6351295
Are you flirting with Kit anon?

>>6351359
>>6351356
>tfw too ano to have a bouncy butte

>>6351360
No.

Not until I get hair removal cream.

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>>6351335
>tfw no one wants to fuck your gross man ass

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>>6351335
same

>>6351355
good one lad

>>6351335
>tfw dad always said I had a bubble butt like a swedish supermodel since I was a kid
>tfw that makes me really uncomfortable knowing the way he talks about womens' asses

idk what he is but he's definitely a repressed *something*

>>6351351
There's a difference between a fat guy butt and a skinny girl bouncy butte my man. Same thing with fat men bragging about having B cups.

>>6351365
no. I want kit to be my friend irl tho ;~; but australia is p far away

I miss Kaylee

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>>6351366
>tfw too ano to have a bouncy butte

*highfives*

>>6351359
*pout*

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>>6351308
and then there's always this

>>6351298
I'm so glad for you!
Congrats! You should celebrate
Good elf!
I hope I get engaged soon

>>6351376
Never reply to one of my posts ever again you creepy fuck

>>6351230
How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?

>>6351377
It's... Well, it's not exactly because it's fat guy butt, so much as my posture makes it stick out a lot...

>>6351381
I'm wearing a gaff (I was bored and needed to make something this is the test run) and because of it, I'm constantly aware that my ass is... well... bouncy.

>>6351308
just do what I did for a month or two and wear them under boxers/boxer briefs

>>6351395
just remember that gaff lines show really clearly on bouncy butteus

>>6351390
okay this one anon I'll make specially sure not to respond to your posts specifically ever again
kek?

>>6351385
so
that's the hot part
do you not get off to the jocks outside the school gates seeing your whale tail?

>>6351359
jigglin butte? hot

>>6351309
t-tell me if I'm ever weirding you out, ok?...

>>6351362
>Thinks he can smush lucky spiders
*Anon gets finger cramp and spider luckily escapes.

>>6351368
Now you're going to have to upload a jiggling butte gif.

>>6351402
I actually hate pants nowadays b/c everything is so low cut and crack is whack

>>6351378
I'm sure she will be your friend. She is pretty nice in my experience.

>>6351399
I've got loose pants on. Thankfully.

>>6351404
Well... I mean... It's not that jiggly... only when going up stairs or running...

And even then, it's not noticeable from looking at it!

>>6351407
I think I have something like that, but people will get triggered by it.

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>>6351402
You're never going to get a job if you can't follow simple instructions

>>6351414
that shoop isn't old kiwi face,

>>6351412
You ever do one of those full body massage things?

W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D

>>6351407
*sprays unaware spider ten times with oxyclean so it dies agonisingly slowly*

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>>6351332
Would you be able to deliver it using a fellowship of 9? o.o

>>6351340
Oooh hi gem!

>>6351313
>>6351316
Don't bullyyyyy ;~;

>>6351350
.///.
t-ty

>>6351406
You're not weirding me out I'm just taking ages to respond cuz I was recording a new clyp and decided against it cuz I couldn't get the delivery right ;~;

>>6351420
Wat?

Wait, wat?

I... Anon? are you asking if I've received one or given one?

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>tfw my sister keeps bullying me today
what the fuck is up her ass

>>6351419
No shit my man. Doesn't change the fact that he thought it was him

>>6351430
is it the nice kind of bullying?

>>6351412
if you ever decide to wear leggings, make sure you're wearing a longer shirt too

>>6351425
I - uh - any time?

delivery is hard af tho

>>6351425
Just keep saying "about" and I won't need to bully :)

>>6351431
I'm a fem guy, so it's nice to see someone gender me correctly

>>6351434
I... I will...

(I'm fairly sure I won't, but wouldn't it just get mistaken for a thongline?)

>>6351425
>listen to the voice clip thingy

Elanna is CUTE

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>>6351433
No it's more of the
>You're going to be an ugly retard
>/lgbt/-tier "That's not very feminine of you"
sort of bullying
My sister likes to be a bitch to people at random and then try to excuse it if anyone confronts it by saying it was a joke
>Hey I hope you die
>That's not very nice
>ITS A JOKE BRO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MAD GET A SENSE OF HUMOR

>>6351410
I wear high-waisted tracksuit bottoms
makes ya hips look huge

>>6351414
... that's why I'm applying for disability bux

>>6351438
cute
femboys are the masterrace

>>6351431
>my man
wut

>>6351441
>tfw the point of a thong is to make it look like you're not wearing underwear
you're not supposed to show off your thonglines...

Would yoga pants make my butt look big :?

>>6351446
oh, that's weird, I guess she has some issues

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>>6351434
Yeah, I was trying on my Gilbert Gottfried impression but I'm horrifically out of practice.
;~;

>>6351436
Fine x.x

>>6351442
Reeee ;~~;

>>6351423
*Spider luckily has oxyclean resistant gene and thus enjoys the bath to find herself rid of parasites, and thanks anon befor scurrying away.

>>6351412
You post it and if some trip or anon gets triggered you have to change your trip from Sirona to Triggerbutte.

>>6351393
There is no longer confort or joy, just a world without Her.

>>6351449
Ah...

I'll have to let some girls at college know this fact.

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Daily reminder that you can't be trans and autistic. It's one or the other.

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>>6351309
>tfw people gushing over your accent, but it doesn't really sound different from mine, except the "ou" in "about" being a little longer / more emphasized
>tfw always thought of my accent as just a generic northeastern US accent, that anyone who owns a TV has heard a thousand times
>tfw wondering if I'm just bad at distinguishing accents, or if people would think my accent is cute too

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>>6351458
Fine. Here.

>>6351461
Americans are notoriously shit at recognising accents

>>6351429
received, sorry.
have you ever received one?

>>6351456
b-but its so ADORABLE ;___;

Teach me ur secrets plss
>>6351461
i like american./canadian accents

>>6351456
>Fine x.x

I'm glad we've come to an understanding :)
>>6351461

Post it and let's find out!

>>6351460
Daily reminder that if you're posing on 4chan, everyone thinks you're autistic.

>>6351465
N-no!

(but it sounds nice...)

W-wait! why are you asking...?

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>>6351455
She has plenty apparently, I wish she'd get her shit together already, I think everyone in the family is getting tired of her treating us like this. Doesn't matter who you are, she will suddenly start harshly bullying you if she feels like it.

>>6351431
>my man
https://soundcloud.com/chromid/my-man-rick-and-morty

>>6351461
we're just making fun of elanna because it's elanna :3

>>6351459
I mean
why the fuck else would you wear a thong instead of panties?
they were introduced to the fashion world because nobody wanted to see pantylines on the runway

Should I beard-post?

I kinda want to... I have my reasons to do it but I don't really want to show me with a beard...

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>>6351461
Upload a clyp let the qt accents flow :D

>>6351466
Be a tranny born in Canada and cultivate a girlvoice that's kinda deep ;~;

>>6351467
Does this mean I'll be threatened with bullying in the future if I don't post accent? ;~;

>>6351472
>we're just making fun of elanna because it's elanna :3
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>6351472
Thongs are considered sexy, if people know, there's a power in it, and if you want to get the "slutty" look, thong straps sticking out of low cut pants...

I disapprove of them in general, but I'm a prude (usually)

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>>6351460
>tfw autism is one of the few things I dont have

https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/4nc5t9/thoughts_for_everyone_in_regards_to_the_my_final/
Please let this Neanderthal kill himself.

>>6351442
Elanna is a hon

>>6351473
>having dysphoria and posting pictures of yourself with a beard
Mutually exclusive desu

>>6351476
;___;

i want a voice like urs

>>6351480
The attention whoring is unreal

>>6351476
it's not like it's uncute or anything, it's just especially adorable / funny because it's you

>>6351469
Is she young? If so someone who has authority over her should make her see a therapist or something. If not I guess you're going to have to deal with her.

>>6351476
>Does this mean I'll be threatened with bullying in the future if I don't post accent? ;~;

This exactly. Also, post accent or I'll take your lunch money

>>6351473
Cut it off jesus.
I'm trying to fantasize about you over here.

>>6351484
Well, I know that much, but I've said it before. I'm not afraid of how I look. I know it will change. Besides, I need to show what I look like in public, (and it's a pic of my bio family...)

>>6351488
Yeah it is.
But hopefully he kills himself

>>6351492
:P

Stopping this is the other reason.
(I've shaved since. Why are you fantasising about me? there's much better looking people here!)

>>6351494
I'd be interested in seeing :3c

>>6351468
Reasons ^_^'

>>6351482
dont be a penis anon

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>>6351490
She's been in therapy for years, nothing has really changed except she doesn't self harm anymore. I'm sure one day she'll grow up after she's isolated herself from her family and everyone close and realized how stupid that was. Right now I guess she's just in the "I hate my family and my friends are the only people that care about me" phase.

>>6351482
>Elanna is a hon
lmfao, nice meme

>>6351500
they're shit, you're cool and have jiggly butt

>>6351506
yeah my sister's like that
pretty sure it's a schizo-type persecution complex that makes her do it though

How old are you? Do you think you will have enough time to find a husband?

>>6351474
if you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your wife,
so from my personal point of view
get an ugly girl to marry you.

a pretty woman makes her husband look small,
& very often causes his downfall
as soon as he marries her & then she starts
to do the things that will break his heart,

but if you make an ugly woman your wife,
you'll be happy for the rest of your life.
an ugly woman cooks meals on time,
& she'll always give you peace of mind.

if you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your wife,
so from my personal point of view
get an ugly girl to marry you

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>>6351506
Have you tried bullying her back and then telling her it was just a joke when she gets mad?

>>6351516
>posting a pocture of your family including children on 4chan

Get a grip

>>6351527
"family" by blood only.

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>>6351516
Tyty!

I give pic in return!

>>6351527
Honestly chances are, I'll never see them again.

Kinda sad actually.

(besides, it's gone now.)
>>6351530
ACCURSED SMALL CHIN.

I SEETHE WITH JEALOUSY.

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I sure love when dysphoria kicks in
again
>>6351525
do you take me for the bullying type? Me trying to return her treatment would be laughably pathetic in execution.

>>6351529
Dude what

cold fries are actually the worst

>>6351535
It's called adoption. It's not a hard concept.

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>>6351491
T-there is this good? Pls don't hurt me

>>6351489
Awe, thanks
>tfw noone in the US will ever take me seriously because of my accent

>>6351486
Practice practice, I'm sure you can honestly get one even better than mine.

>>6351482
https://clyp.it/u5e0icjc

>>6351516
kek really? I'm a terrible oversharer but even I haven't posted pics of my family on here.
>tfw sister is becoming increasingly internet famous
>tfw worried people are gonna end up making the link between us and sending her poo on toast memes
actually, meh probably not even the weirdest she's seen from me desu

>>6351533
My chin isn't small!

I just take pictures 90 degrees above my face~

>>6351539
I don't see how that changes anything they're still family

>>6351541
That's a cute accent, you can keep your money.

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>>6351521
30, and I'd rather find a wife. I'm hopeful that I do, I mean, I probably still have another 30 to 60 years left to live, that's a reasonable amount of time.

>>6351541
>https://clyp.it/u5e0icjc
oh dear god that was funny

>>6351534
Have you tried killing her with kindness?

>>6351516
I am so glad I'm not in your "family", blood related or not. Posting pictures of other people on 4chan who have nothing to do with this website is fucking low and very very stupid.

>>6351550
>I have another 30-60 years to live
yeah, but you're only young for about 10-20 more

>>6351545
Compared to mine?

Let's not beat around the bush. I need a shrink ray to fix it.

>>6351546
And you're going to hunt them down I guess?

Really?

Let's be completely honest, it's going to be forgotten.

If you're that bothered by it, I won't do it again.

>>6351559
See above.

>>6351521
31. I'm going to die alone.

>>6351521
26. I'm engaged. Not to a dude tho

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I need to block this creepy beta

>>6351566
Was your finance bi before you came out? How did she react and how did you tell her?

>>6351567
>I still wanna funk you
*cringe*

>>6351563
No why would I. In fact I seem more concerned about their privacy than you do.

>>6351564
You'll always have your parasites, anon!
:3

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>>6351563
Here's a more honest shot, mine ain't great

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>>6351560
>only the young can find love

>>6351563
Doesn't matter if someone hunts them down or not. It's a principles thing. The fact that you'd only not do it again because some anons are bothered by it on behalf of your family is kinda sick as well.

>Let's be completely honest, it's going to be forgotten.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who opens and saves every image. I'm not malicious with what I save but I'm sure some anons will be.

You've been on the path to be Edgar 2.0 since you got here and this just takes the cake.

>>6351567
Flerg

>>6351549
Ty, until next time mysterious lunch money thief

>>6351551
<3

>>6351580
difference is I've always been aware of the risk, I just don't like myself enough to care more

>>6351567
>I ache every moment to be inside you!
lmfao

>>6351576
All the 'beauty' filter in the world can't hide that shadow my dude

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>>6351556
Attempts to be nice to her have yielded the same result most of the time.

>>6351589
It's to hide my skin, not the shadow my man

>>6351574
Well, good for you.

>>6351576
Still pretty small.

>>6351580
Somehow, I get the feeling that it's creepier to save every single image.

And the whole "Edgar" thing is a little silly. Anyhow, I find myself beyond caring about arguing this any further at this point. I'm tired and apathetic.

>>6351474
I love that song, posted it here aaages back

>>6351590
Tell her you love her with tears in your eyes and then go in for a hug and smell her hair a bit.

>>6351570
Yeah. She was with a girl for a year before we got together. Nearly our 8 year anniversary. I was playing a gig and drank bottle of whisky. I made a complete tool of myself and while she was trying to get me home safe, I told her everything. Then I didn't remember it the next day.

I had no idea I was trans so I was like 'wtf are you talking about'. Then the next few weeks I started realizing I actually was trans and tried to kill myself. The first few months were tough for her but now she's the biggest source of support for me. Not only does she keep pushing me to go forward, she's happier with everything. I was going to make a lame joke about her being alright I guess but fuck..... I just love her so much. I'd be dead without her.

>>6351590
>>6351596
This desu

>>6351594
I'm fapping to the qt on the left edge right now and you only have yourself to blame.

>>6351578
all I'm saying is that using the excuse of nothing mattering because you still have X years to live, is complete hon logic.

>>6351586
I have a deep enough guyvoice to do impressions of the quake announcer, but it undoes a lot of my voice work

>tfw nobody will ever miss you

>>6351594
eeeeh i guess???

>>6351594
Well I'm glad your apathy extends to how you care about your family. Sure shows what a great person you are.

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>>6351446
>>6351590

>My sister likes to be a bitch to people at random

BPD?

>>6351480
i feel sad for any person that sounds they're at then end

always leave yourself an out famalam

>>6351605
>>6351583
I linked it wrong the first time, but it was to the right person, so whatever

>>6351594
>you will never be this much of a piece of shit.

I sincerely your father beats you to death

>>6351598
Do you guys still fuck?

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What does everyone like doing in their spare time?

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>told guy i like him
>>over text
>no reply

i have no idea if my phone is working

should i ask him if he got my message or should i have a friend ask?

>>6351630
Too personal anon.

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>>6351605
>tfw
I used to do impressions but can't do any of them anymore, and can only sorta do gollum.
Let them go by the wayside because they fucked up voice training just like that ;~;

Idk I want to learn how to do them again, being able to drop into guyvoice under the right circumstances is legitimately fun, so long as it's only for those 10-30 seconds.

>>6351637
When did you send the text?

>>6351631
Anything that keeps me busy and isn't a total waste of money. Designing and making perfume, cosmetics, clothes, jewelry, bags... that kind of thing.

>>6351379
I miss you too....

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sweet mother of god I think this made me a transbian
http://xhamster.com/movies/6162235/sexy_shemales.html

>>6351638
Sorry

>>6351652
What the fuck Kayla that's emy

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>>6351640
>18 hours ago

>>6351652
well like
maddie is available

My life feels like a Talking Heads song.

>Although some people might have made mistakes
>They may have arrived at an appearance that bears no relationship to them
>They may have picked an ideal appearance based on some childish whim, or momentary impulse
>Some may have gotten half-way there, and then changed their minds
>He wonders if he too might have made a similar mistake

>>6351655
It's ok

>>6351656
thats someone who posts here???

wow I forgot the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pv8lZPkH30

>>6351665
She used to yes.

Also can you stop posting your fucking tranny porn here.

>>6351657
I am pretty sure he got it but didn't answer, asking him if he got the message is a pretty bad move. As well as saying this over text in the first place tbqh.

Maybe send him another message asking him to meet and then talk it over in person.

>buy an eMac off ebay
>seller erased the HD
>seller removed half the RAM for no fucking reason
>seller not just erased the HD but also somehow almost broke it

And now I have to install OSX with 128mb RAM

fug
>>6351652
>shemales
Thats degrading

>>6351671
all I did was come across it and it was the first vid that wasn't a fucking brazilian
i don't fap to trans porn honest

>>6351676
Yeah, that term is pretty cringy.

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>>6351652
>>6351656
>>6351665
>>6351671
>>6351681

>>6351681
You post tranny porn webms, gifs and videos all the fucking time you didn't just stumble across it.

Why are so many MTFs coalburners?

I feel like getting the back of my hair cut might turn out kinda nice
>>6351631
videogames and anime usually

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>>6351692
lower social standing -> dating in lower social classes I guess? its probably mostly coincidence

>>6351639
any longer than a one-liner, and it starts to get uncomfortable for everyone

>>6351685
I don't even want to know...
like
what the fuck
on all levels

>>6351681
seriously
maddie x you

Is anyone who knows Angie's deets gonna contact help or are we gonna let her do it?

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>>6351708
Stay out of it you fucking retard

>>6351706
maddie is a serious bitch though, I would only go out with someone as meek as me or not at all. Honestly I still want to be with a guy but i dunno with all the bullshit my mom is dealing with from guys I am thinking they might actually all be jerks.

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>>6351685
There's nothing funny about this mild autism

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>>6351708
she has ''''killed'''' herself and ''''detransitioned''' like a dozen times already. I am pretty sure she will be fine

>>6351692
A ton of interracial porn is marketed to white "sissies". The majority of trannies are fetishists, and being a pathetic white boi slave for bbc resonates with them.

>>6351699
>>6351596

>>6351718
I'm sure kayla is not first nor last person who likes shemale porn

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>>6351718
>mild
Posting tranny porn on mtfg is like rainman tier

>>6351692
Most american MTFs aren't white to begin with, hth.

>>6351730
You should relax and not take everything so serious all the time

>>6351716
your mom dates rich jerks
maddie isnt rich or a bitch
she would totally diddle you

>>6351708
Angie will be fine, she goes through this shit every couple of months and has yet to be dead for very long.

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>>6351729
I'm not sure that would improve anything. We have moments of niceness together but it ends abruptly with her acting out like this again.

Is it normal to be really sensitive to hot and cold? Could it be due to progesterone?

>>6351734
hey dickless, keep your opinions to yourself

>>6351734
But a lot of mtf's especially hardcore transbian have admitted to watching trans porn before transition so it's common for those people.

>>6351744
I mean, it only takes one successful attempt, but I don't think we can do anything, hopefully her boyfriend can help her.

>>6351699
yeah, that might look kinda cute

>>6351718
idk I found it amusing

>>6351752
Kayla, that's not exactly an insult around here...

>>6351683
even worse than saying 'tranny' desu

>>6351763
duh, I got myself to chuckle from it. Why do you think I also call people numb nuts on here?

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>>6351752
>meek

>>6351763
maybe, T-rage, so assumed man-mode again

>>6351769
Fair enough.
I did give a little bit of a laugh myself.

>>6351764
I actually don't mind tranny, it's just short for transgender.

>>6351704
Yeah basically. There's only a handful of people I want to be able to do impressions around anyways.
>what the fuck
inorite?

>>6351752
Don't cast me aside because I can't destroy your bunghole ;~;

>>6351756
Ew

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>>6351752
lmao this post was gold.

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>>6351758
I figure making it into a sort of bob cut would look girlier than whatever I have right now lol

>>6351764
I say tranny all the time, I mean hell if you can't laugh at your own self then that's pretty boring and super sensitive sjw tier desu.

>>6351771
i'm meek af irl

>>6351764
how is tranny a bad word? i seriously hate hons who fucking get all butt hurt about it, say it on susans chat and get banned lol

>>6351756
>especially hardcore transbian
Everyone watches it and lies about it.
It's one of the most popular porn genres.

>>6351787
Hm, I wonder why oh why trans people would be offended by a cis slur meant to mock us?

>>6351782
>Don't cast me aside because I can't destroy your bunghole ;~;
I was about to ask a stupid question but I thought to myself the thought of using my peen for penetration seems fucking disgusting as well

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>>6351793
Cis people don't call us trannies though
Cis people call us faggots

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>>6351798
hands off, that girl's mine ;~;

>>6351793
Its like nigger, we can call each other tranny because we know its harmless when we use it amongst ourselves

>>6351802
*ahem*

>>6351787
>meek af
I'd believe it

Kayla do you want to make sexy shemale porn together

>>6351787
Kayla honestly idk why you keep coming to this place, why do you care what these transbian weirdo weeb shit heads think anyway?

The best thing you can do is stop coming here all the time. I used to come here a lot to but it only made me more depressed, I even pretended to be like the people here (geeky into anime and video games, tomboyish, into girls, introvert etc etc) but it wasn't me at all. Once I stopped lurking here everyday my life turned around so much.

Just cut the cord Kayla, they don't want to be your friend.

>>6351800
I think both t.b.h.
>>6351805
I don't think all black people like the word "n*****" either.

>>6351781
>>6351785
>>6351787
that's not what i meant.
it wasn't to say that i'm offended by the word 'tranny'.
just that 'shemale' is is such a stupid & awful word

>>6351793
nnnn i guess that's a bit of insight.
i prefer to think of it as our analog for 'nigga'

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>>6351807
yes?

>>6351802
I wasn't saying anything like that, I was just agreeing that having a dong is fucking shitty for her or me and one day I wish to join the dickless trans elite

is it really bad/fetishy to watch trans porn

>>6351793
Only sjw trannys are offended by it though. :p

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Who here /Overwatch/?

>>6351764
I've been called a "shim" before
this was before coming to terms with being trans too -.-

>>6351782
just when I didn't know how to get any more degenerate, kayla steps it up.