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quid when are we doing this
it needs to be done
boobs edition???
>>6299790
Cheers tranny.
is it at all likely that my doctor disclosed in my referral letter to a specialist that I'm trans? and that's why the lady on the phone gendered me female?
>>6299744
I'm tired of everything
I just gave my cats to my friend, kiss them goodbye and finally going to get that rest I deserve
>>6299790
>>6299781
Well passing helps, but on top of that, we are just VERY similar people. Just too many common interests/personality quirks to turn down just cus I'm a tranny. Plus with SRS coming up this winter, we won't have to worry about it much longer anyways.
>>6299782
Hah, good luck.
>>6299786
He definitely isn't into guys...
>>6299803
Just took a shot in anon's name.
>>6299801
feminists can be scary sometimes....
idrnak too much cheekibreeki
what are you guys trying to prove with these threads
>>6299805
specialist for what? because I'd assume that if it's gender related then he pretty much has to...
nothing to do
every single day
>>6299810
not even feminine guys that like to present as girls?
>>6299810
get chin surgery then youll truly pass
>>6299810
>Just took a shot in anon's name.
I haven't done shots of alcohol in so long ;-; I miss my poor college student days where I couldn't afford craft beer or soda for mixing
>>6299813
>general threads
>trying to prove something specific
Oh anon. You poor poor soul. Google "general" sometime.
>>6299813
I just want you to know
I really fucking love zucchini
like
really
really
really love that shit
I post here
Every day
So people will understand
>>6299811
every group has scary people in it, be it feminists or furries or trannies.
>>6299807
Please don't. It does get better, but it also takes some effort.
>>6299811
desu i mostly just hate testosterone not men so femboys are ok
>>6299813
I am not 100% sure but I think that you can be whatever you want to be if you are man enough.
>>6299823
zucchini is a tasty and usefull vegetable.
>>6299814
no I'm seeing a neurologist because I have what seems like bells palsy but it's not a constant thing so my doc wanted to get someone to look at me. should be entirely unrelated to trans
>>6299801
like asap bb
i've already got a man locked in my basement ready for torture
>>6299747
They're real nice ones
>>6299807
What happened with your kets, babe? >:
Have you just been too low to take care of them?
It's ok, you can get them back once you feel better.
>>6299824
cis has the bulk of them.
fuck men
guys are alright
boys are cool
>>6299823
Aubergine masterrace
>>6299816
Nope.
>>6299817
>chin surgery
I'm fully willing to admit my chin is the worst part of my face, but I still manage to do just fine with the guys and such, so I just don't worry about it too much. The rest of my face is just fem enough to make up for it. I'd much rather invest my money in SRS. In all honesty, FFS seems like a complete waste to me. A couple of months ago, I was having a kidney stone and was bleeding from my genitals and tried to tell me I was just on my period at first, that's the kindof life I live lol.
>>6299819
>ever getting past your college days
Hah, I've been going to college for 6 years now. I just keep tacking on pointless degrees for fun. We'll see how long I can ride out this scholarship train.
>>6299832
:3
share ur man cutting techniques pls
>>6299811
D-don't worry Red, the SCUM manifesto is anti-trans too ;____;
>>6299790
>booze edition
I really wanna get shit faced drunk with you
>>6299817
Angie, plz
>>6299831
the brain is affected by hormones, if there's a chance of your issues being related to it then yeah. if not then your doctor commited a crime.
>>6299834
they are more people, obviously they'llhave more scary ones.
>>6299842
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you should still get ffs while still young desu otherwise wasting potential to be a 7/10 cis girl
>tfw you finally get pounded by guy who you're dating
His phone keeps autocorrecting "fuck" to "duck" or "ducking"
>>6299827
Good! I hate T too
>>6299838
Trans girls are the coolest
>>6299839
I love a good eggplant
Roasted with tomatoes
>>6299853
Just fuck in the woods, duh
>>6299852
For the record, I'm not saying it can't help. I would just much rather have SRS (which I'm scheduled for in December). FFS is on the backburner in comparison.
>>6299822
i googled it now i understand better
>>6299842
You, and others like you, forget that your facial characteristics are not the worst parts of you, generally speaking.
It's your personalities that turn people away, far more than chiseled chins, fiveheads or caveman brows. Take Whingie for example. No amount of surgery can fix crazy.
>>6299852
I thought you guys were aiming for 10/10.
>>6299853
>>6299855
could you men please leave? this thread is for women, not rapists.
red a cute
red a cute
red a cute
red a cute
i want to hug him really badly desu
>>6299860
>I thought you guys were aiming for 10/10.
I'd rather be model-tier than some neckbeard's 10/10.
>>6299853
>I love a good eggplant
>Roasted with tomatoes
Fuck yes. Or with just oil and garlic.
>>6299842
That's an impressive degree of passing, I'm pretty jello.
>>6299860
>my personality
Someone clearly doesn't know me whatsoever...
>>6299847
hmm okay. I honestly doubt he said anything in that case. I'm just shocked that they gendered me female when I gave them boy name.
>>6299870
not with that attitude!!
CWC is AGP confirmed 110%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjtZ0IJIEA
>>6299853
>red thinks I'm the coolest
>>6299864
Me too ;___;
Red is awesome ;___;
>>6299870
It's not specifically about you.
Almost everyone who had ffs on mtfg is nuts though, they're the last people who should be listened to.
>tfw Edie tells you exactly why she wants you in skirts and comfortable in a women's restroom
O////o
>>6299874
what happens im scared to watch
>>6299874
that was fun
>>6299874
>see thumbnail
nope
>>6299866
>model-tier
Honestly I think that you would have far more success as an Instagram barbie than as a model. Fashion industry is very, very particular about the kind of image it wants.
>>6299870
I am not talking about you in particular (although you are just another boring and annoying trip), I am talking in general.
>>6299879
perfect! I will fit right in :3
>>6299879
I'm actively aiming for ffs atm
Am i nuts?
What tranny isn't nuts?
>>6299881
Never watched it, but with that image it can only be a disaster.
>>6299889
>you are just another boring and annoying trip
Heh, such love to spread. Thanks, anon. :D
>>6299880
one of us
one of us
one of us
:3
>>6299889
If I'm going to believe in beauty standards, I'm going to believe in those that don't rely on social pariahs.
>>6299874
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>>6299843
well if you get too excited you can have them die too early from blood loss, but a lot of the time you can just use mental torture to do the same thing with more time until your toy dies :)
like you can just ice their genitals until they go totally numb and tie them off and sanitize the area and pretend to castrate them, and they won't be able to feel anything, they'll totally melt down, but then you can reveal you were just joking! they're going to be so relieved, and then that's when you just slice it open anyway, it's important not to just cut it all off because testosterone is their burden to bear and a quick slice is less likely to bleed them out esp. if you have them tied off! they should usually either be out of their mind with terror or fainted by this point, which gives you plenty of time to think about your next move, all scum are unique and should be vivisected differently :D
>>6299879
Well I only really had antisocial and depression as my mental trubbles and I want FFS pretty badly - but I guess it's true until I somehow deal with those two.
>>6299893
Statistically speaking, chances are that yes.
>>6299874
why does he say something about please have out babies at the end? was this video meant as some sort of presentation or something?
>>6299874
honestly, she doesn't look that bad in this video.
obviously what she's doing is disgusting, but she herself is looking kinda cute. i'd for sure chase her. hrt really is magic.
>>6299886
I don't post pics of myself. One trip said my pre hrt image was classic UNIX guru.
>>6299892
I forgot just how much of a pain in the ass is picking out a new phone.
Wat up PhatChin?
>>6299899
And I hope you conform to whatever beauty standards are wanted from you.
>>6299897
I should have phrased that a bit gentler.
>>6299875
that'd be a good character to avatarfag as
>>6299916
I want to be friends with you.
>>6299916
stop calling me that senpai
I was a good girl today. went to uni, ate and Ill go to bed in like an hour
>tfw you know a tranny who wants a brow shave because muh caveman brow
>she probably has less than 1mm of visible brow
>she doesn't understand that she just has to pluck her eyebrows
FFS on under 30 trannies is literally feeding on insanity.
>>6299874
I thought he dropped the whole tranny angle. Guess I'll have to visit the emu ranch to read up on his antics.
>>6299924
finally someone gets it
>>6299905
D:
But...
But...
But...
I LIKE UNNECESSARY SURGERY AND EVEN I THINK THAT'S GOING TOO FAR.
>>6299914
Oh you don't have to post anything for me anyways. It was more of a comment than a request. I belive in you :D
>>6299916
Pfffft. Please. Don't ever think that. I think being brutally honest is really the best way to be. I fucking HATE it when people try and soften things just cus they're concerned what someone might thing. Just give me your best. I'm pretty much impossible to offend. I really just don't give a fuck. If someone has something against me, so be it. There are a ton of people that don't, so I think I can manage. Point is, please don't feel like you ever need to soften a blow. Just say what you want to say. That's what 4chan is all about.
>>6299924
remember your sinus is there and you you can only remove so much bone
the alternative is looking like a dolphin
>>6299926
629 9 926
>>6299924
is it me?
I haven't plucked my eyebrows in ages
>>6299913
>she
>i'd for sure chase her
>>6299860
I'm not crazy
You need to stop making me a meme
>>6299931
>eggplant is like vegetarian steak
Yeahh now I'm craving for ratatouille, it's been like 5 years since I last made/had it. Would gladly go for grilled aubergines too but can't really do that with just wok pan lol
>>6299921
I am obliged by law to inform that I am not a tranny. But yeah sure, why not.
>>6299923
I am sorry, I won't call you that... tonight. And, as always, I am glad that you are taking steps to become a perfectly normal girl.
>>6299942
>Isn't me
So either Feefs, Brad or FFS-Anon
You're all fucking insane.
>>6299947
>I am not a tranny.
Oh, nevermind.
>>6299947
>I am sorry, I won't call you that... tonight
its just that making fun of a tranny's face isnt very nice, especially considering youre one of the few people that actually know what I look like without makeup.
>>6299946
ahhhh
stop puru
s-so hungry....
>>6299948
How?
frick this place im leaving forever
>>6299958
*hug*
There there.
You more than make up for it by being sweeter than treacle.
>>6299966
bye bye
i love you
>>6299969
i love you more
>>6299958
To be honest most women look "bad" without make up.
>>6299884
>>6299898
>>6299951
You guys aren't thinking logically, were one tranny getting fucked by another tranny in the women's room away from losing every right we've ever had, I can't be responsible for this I just can't >.>
tfw gay for every cute trans girl
Why is life so hard
>bored
>in a good mood
>want to read punpun but dont want to lose the nice mood to feels
so boreddd
>>6299960
Y-yeah this is getting out of hand, I'll go make some quesadillas. There'll be enough for both of us if you're hungry :3
>>6299982
I'm ok with this as long as you greentext it after.
>>6299989
Mako pls
>>6299982
just don't do it in north carolina
>>6299982
I thought of other things too... Just nowhere near as fun.
>>6299993
I just want my senpais to notice me
>>6299967
?
>>6299976
thats not the point.
>>6299958
I am not making fun of your face (there really isn't anything to make fun off, you pass with flying colors).
I am making fun of you being borderline anorexic.
>>6299976
Tru dat.
http://imgur.com/gallery/ynkv8
>>6299966
who?
>>6299997
>implying danger doesn't make it more fun
>>6299999
99999
lol Didn't notice it was close until after the post.
>playing walking dead
So this game is depressing, also who is ringing the fricking bell in the school
>>6299980
>bdd
Listen shit for brains, there is such thing as Bdd.
I worked my ass off, got ffs and still get clocked on a daily basis.
Even ai say I'm masculine.
People say you're just pulling a face and taking a pic at a horrible angle but that is just a bullshit thing people say.
I had a cis friend take a pic with the same face and angle and she got 88% fem.
>tfw want to isolate myself and I'm not really sure why
maybe i'm just tired of having my time sucked up by talking to people every day
>>6300003
My point was irrelevant to your discussion really, just to not be too hard on yourself for how you look without make up.
>>6300003
Golden syrup treacle is a common sweetener and condiment in British cookery, found in such dishes as treacle tart and treacle sponge pudding.
I'm saying you're a damn nice person ok.
I like you.
>>6299951
>>6299898
>>6299884
>>6299982
Eh, going into the girls room really isn't a big deal. All that these new laws do is prevent hons from going in, which is a bit bullshit, yeah, but if you're Trutrans™, you started early enough to pass anyways. I just think it's a lot of fuss over nothing. On top of that, it's just plain blurry. Like all of my federal documents claim I'm female, yet my driver's license and other state things claim I'm male. Like wtf is anyone supposed to even do? There is just too much blur. All it is is a bunch of conservafags being (hilariously) distracted by christfag shit so that they don't notice the political situations. Though to be honest, that may bite us in the ass this time. Hillary is really shit tier... Granted, pretending you have a say in American politics is a joke in itself, so I guess I shouldn't really complain too much. Not like I had anything to do with this nonsense.
>>6300007
i'm not saying i haven't considered it with tetra, i'm just saying there's danger and there's a gender war
>>6300013
wat season
>>6300020
PENIS**
>>6300022
Tru, tru
>tfw you see the line at the club bathroom after you had sex in it
Felt both bad and accomplished tbqh
>>6300023
season 1, finished season 2 after finding s1 too depressing, picked s1 up again
>>6300015
What kinda percentages do you get? I get 99% masc consistently from any angle I try on faceplusplus and this one. I photoshopped some FFS onto myself and that only won me +6% of feminine...
>>6300025
>PENIS**
The cocklust is strong with this one.
>>6300005
>I am not making fun of your face
but thats where it hurts senpai...
>>6300018
I look bad without makeup irl as well, just makes taking cute pictures easy.
>>6300020
<3
>>6300028
>2 depressing
you need to raise your edgyness level carol-oni-sama-chan-kun
>>6300032
Opps I posted the wrong pic
And this is with ffs
>>6300040
b-but why tho
>>6300015
http://www.adaa.org/understanding-anxiety/related-illnesses/other-related-conditions/body-dysmorphic-disorder-bdd
>Most of us have something we don't like about our appearance — a crooked nose, an uneven smile, or eyes that are too large or too small. And though we may fret about our imperfections, they don’t interfere with our daily lives.
>But people who have body dysmorphic disorder (BDD) think about their real or perceived flaws for hours each day.
>They can't control their negative thoughts and don't believe people who tell them that they look fine. Their thoughts may cause severe emotional distress and interfere with their daily functioning. They may miss work or school, avoid social situations and isolate themselves, even from family and friends, because they fear others will notice their flaws.
>They may even undergo unnecessary plastic surgeries to correct perceived imperfections, never finding satisfaction with the results.
Feel free to read more at the page. You may or may not have it, but it is a real syndrome.
>>6300042
Can you beat my high score?
>>6300021
This is pretty heavy for me implying I'm thinking about Edie lifting up my skirt and fucking me in public
O.o
>>6299999
Quads mean you have to share
>>6300005
I think she's cute both ways doh
>>6299994
I'm a boy be nice to me, I'm not emotionally equipped to deal with bullying because of all the privilege I get
>>6299997
How about Portland >.>
fucking zombie Oberson
>>6300051
s-sorry senpaii ;______;
>>6300042
angie please, you're making a face and turning your face up, that's cheating
>>6300051
>How about Portland >.>
you and edie get an award from the mayor
>>6300015
>>6300032
Yeaaaahhhh. This thing gives me a different result every time. Guess I'm fucked though according to the latest result xD
>>6300015
Your problem, Angie, lies entirely in your mannerisms.
>tfw I asked my friend what being a woman feels like
"An emotional ball that bleeds every month and looks in the mirror and feels insecure"
Damn..so close..
>>6300042
angie confirmed for black man
>>6300051
Meh, you're concerned over nothing, desu senpai.
>>6300060
10/10, would plow
>>6300062
I mean.. just stab yourself once a month and you got that bleeding thing as well.
Why is life suffering?
Oh yeah... I only have one bottle of cheap booze and I can't get Irish enough to forget that I'm a guy who wants to be a girl.
FUCK.
>not in front of clementine option
>oh ill just tell him not to say infront of clem
>"NICE GOING ASSHOLE"
>fuck
>>6300063
>I have I got 100% male before
On face++? Damn. I wonder if FFS can really save me some day, you think it's worth a try at least?
>>6300042
>expression
>tilted to one of the worst angles possible
>pictriev
>>6300070
>tfw will never share bf with Amy and have the most degenerate night in history
>>6300060
>mfw pictriev thinks I'm ZERO YEARS OLD
Yeah, this shit just doesn't work.
So my endo literally said "No, not for you" when I asked if Progesterone was an option. No further explanation. Should I just take his word for it or maybe hunt for a different doctor? I imagine I could just order it myself, but I'm afraid he'll like, reprimand me or something. I don't know.
Also, what the FUCK do I wear in this heat? It's my first summer on hrt. My body temp now rests at 99.6 and it feels so much more unbearable than before. I used to be able to cover these Donkey Kong arms with long sleeves and cardigans but now I don't know what to do. I just want to wear a burqa all the time, inshallah.
>>6299924
>FFS on under 30 trannies is literally feeding on insanity.
nope.
>>6300042
>>6300050
>>6300063
>getting less than 100
reee
>>6300039
I am sorry and I apologize.
>>6300086
Worst Korea is your friend.
>>6300096
>tfw your pillow is very feminine according to pictriev
>>6300079
it's a fast image processing algorithm that basically exists to draw people to the site for advertising hits
also your pic angle is really clearly intentionally bad, that's going to make a bad algorithm produce even worse results
reminder that instead of listening to actual humans you're trusting a site that says your lookalikes are black people
>>6300103
How much does this cost and who do I have to kill to get it?
>>6300103
>hairline flipped in image
Um... wat
7 years hrt, over 6 fulltime, don't get clocked in boy clothes without makeup. Totally accurate.
Daily reminder that passing ≠ attractiveness.
Just stop Angie.
>>6300118
>pictriev thinks you don't pass because it compares you to middle of puberty femboys
>>6300115
That's not what a hairline is. She just styled her hair differently in each picture.
>>6300098
What's stopping you from wearing spring-break-core? Actually feel the sun rays on your skin?
>>6300115
you can tell it's the same person because they have the same eyes
>>6300122
i wish more ppl realized this
I AM MILDLY INEBRIATED AND HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM
CONSIDERING HOW I LLOK, WHO WOULD FUCK ME.?
>>6300128
>6300128
Except that they *don't*... Unless the image on the right is zoomed in, in which case, that instantly proves it isn't the same person....
>>6300126
My insecurities.
>>6300098
Maybe your prog levels are naturally good?
>>6300126
ugh i hate every single person visible in this photo
>>6300130
I'm heavily inebriated and have no idea how you look so... who know..?
>>6300126
who /hate cis girls/ here?
>>6300099
>If you're genetically fucked, don't even try to transition
People sometimes say I look somewhat androgynous for a guy and that's after a year of HRT. Body-wise I'm fucked but FFS might make my face pass somewhat? Maybe it's wishful thinking so that's why I was wondering if I should have it as a goal in the future.
>>6300103
thank you <3
>>6300111
South korean ffs is pretty good. I dont think it would be too expensive since they do general face surgery a lot, but travel cost etc. also theyre more radical, which leads to better results, but also higher risk.
>>6300115
The magic of plastic surgery. Kinda like Einhorn in Ace Ventura.
>>6300122
>being ugly is ok
Sorry even ugly girls don't pass.
Ugly girls are in the same class as trash.
Why, no matter what I try, will my boobs not grow bigger? It's been 2 years, I've tried progesterone, patches, injections, everything, and they're still like a 13 year old girls. Why? What can I do to make them grow?
>>6300138
Pic related.
Because it's me.
>>6300133
i-it was a joke senpai
it might not be the same person but the one on the right got eyelid surgery, you can tell by the weird bags on her lower lids
>>6300144
surgery, or raise your prolactine levels.
>>6300137
>tfw uggo as f*ck
>>6300128
bec
>>6300098
I wear tank tops and use the straps and my bra straps to break up the width of my shoulders
>trashman.jpg
>>6300136
I didn't know that was even a possibility for mtfs. I wish he would have given me a reason. I'll ask my GP about it. She actually talks to me.
>>6300134
>My insecurities
You are going to have to break out of your shell sooner or later. Why not make the summer of 2016 the summer you wore booty shorts for the first time? Maybe even went to a beach?
>>6300137
You hate most of the photos I post.
>>6300161
>I didn't know that was even a possibility for mtfs.
pretty sure it isnt.
>>6300149
How do I raise my prolactine levels?
>>6300161
It can be. Weird hormonal stuff isn't uncommon even when there's no obvious cause.
>>6300156
eru?
>>6300098
>So my endo literally said "No, not for you" when I asked if Progesterone was an option. No further explanation.
ask for one, if he's not a terrible doctor he'll explain it
>Also, what the FUCK do I wear in this heat? It's my first summer on hrt. My body temp now rests at 99.6 and it feels so much more unbearable than before. I used to be able to cover these Donkey Kong arms with long sleeves and cardigans but now I don't know what to do.
you epilate your arms and wear t-shirts or tanktops silly
am i passing or attractive?
>>6300171
and a new reaction image was born
>>6300168
You don't want that. Trust me. You start lactating and then shit gets weird. You'll constantly find yourself stuffing tissues in your bra to not embarrass yourself in public and such and it just keeps going to a good month or so. But uh... speculation of course... not that I'd know something like that...
>>6299999
nice get, madam.
also
i left work early today for the very first time because ive been feeling super nauseous to the point where i couldnt do anything
so thats cool
how is everyone else
>>6300177
yes
>>6300178
almost, need boobs, and yes, vattractive
>>6300178
I think you are passing and attractive and I want to be your friend
>>6300174
You don't like frat and sorority people?
>>6300155
Eyyy Polandball.
>>6300178
You could pass as male or female depending on dress, hair, etc.
>>6300160
Eh
I'm fat and ugly.
I'm going to bed.
>>6300178
you look like a very attractive horse
>>6300181
>You don't want that.
>she doesnt want to at least get her breasts pregnant
I think Ill try that next week.
>>6300186
>>6300187
dang everyone is coming back
post the image that proves your identity
you know the one
>>6300190
fuck no theyre awful
getting high and playing jenga would be fun though
>>6300181
I lactated when I first started hormones. Not anymore. I just want bigger breasts, and my bf wouldn't mind the lactation.
>>6300186
i tried to shower but slipped and fell on my butt smdh
>>6300051
But that's pents...
>>6300042
Use an honest frontal shot with a smile on your face.
>>6300063
afraid to read it?
>>6300162
>the summer you wore booty shorts for the first time?
Wore them all the time as a kid, and got told girls should wear a top too. lol I no longer have the body for such clothing.
>>6300171
Make one of the shorts...
>>6300174
they look more like manual labor working class to me.
>>6300198
im not coming back! i just got linked here and saw you and wanted to say hi!!
you need to get on skype more or discord cause i use that now, i miss you honestly
>>6300199
>fuck no theyre awful
I always found them fun. You never went to parties and stuff?
What about jocks? I guess you don't like them too?
>>6300187
Eyyy erin.
>>6300201
At least tehre was something to cushion your fall.
im back from showering
>>6300206
dang everyone is leaving
thank you
i'm on skype right now but you're away, i guess you could give me a link too? i miss you too
>waiting to get my nails done playing omega ruby and relaxing
>the 4 year old son of the salon owner me runs up to me
>"HIHIHIHIHIHI!! DID YOU SEE HOW FAST I RAN!?!"
>why yes i did!! how'd you get to be so fast?
>he tells me how he's been and how he loves going fast like superman etc
>when it's my turn to sit he hides behind the chair i'm in and plays peek-a-boo with me
>brings me his angry bird figurines his mom got him and talks about how they're his fav
>tell him i want my nails the same color as the red angry bird, and he calls it red excitedly
>"my mommy loves red too!!"
>your mom and i have a lot in common!
>all of the other women at the salon are smiling at him being cute with me
>they comment on how much he loves me and i tell them that he always does this when i come by
>he hangs out with me for the next hour showing me his toys and telling me all about how he's been
>he keeps leaning in close trying to kiss my cheek while i'm waiting for my nails to dry
>tfw 4 year old crush
>his mom thanks me for hanging out with him and dealing with him and i say np and wave bye
>i walk outside and realize how much i miss that atmosphere as men start hitting on me in the street
>3 men check me out up to down, 1 tries to ask for my number, etc
>go to the asian grocer and the guy who works there and likes me excitedly says hi
>we talk for a bit in mandarin and he gives me a box of "koala's march" strawberry cookies for free
>his sister and i talk a lot and laugh as this weirdly drugged out mexican guy comes in
>he holds up random asian products and asks about it while repeatedly calling me mami
>head back home as i get harassed by more men in their cars and in the street
testosterone literally ruins everything. i miss when boys were cute. men are pigs.
i also really miss being around my friends kids. kids have always loved me for some reason but i kinda forgot how much i loved them too.
at least i got asian snacks.
>>6300209
wear a bra
you could be faye 2.0 model tier desu if you dressed in, well, dresses, and added some to your figure
reply to this post for headpats :3
>>6299790
Anyone got tips on how not to fall down the pit of self doubt and repressing? Cause i fell in again for two days and dont want to walk that path again ;-;
>>6300201
did you hurt your periwinkle?
>>6300178
Swap out the guyshorts and shoes for something a little more fem, and you pass 100%. Just kinda andro atm.
>>6300186
i'm sorry :(
um, if u'r asking me i'm um, nervous abt a cannabis clinic that hasn't called me back. hoping they aren't going dormant given the huge weird bust in toronto, but that may be likely
>>6300213
wtf you can speak mandarin?
>>6300213
wat
>>6300204
no, those kids are like 18-19 year old state university attendees who are in frats and sororities, i guarantee it
>>6300208
ofc i went to parties, but there are more groups holding parties than just greek life lmao.
SORRY I DIDNT WANT TO BE DRUGGED AND RAPED
>>6300205
i'm okay other than feeling like garbage! i mean and the fact that im oscillating between brutally depressed and oddly okay.
yeah, i remember seeing u around p regularly. , whats the haps?
>>6300213
THIS WHOLE POST IS SO CUTE except for street harassment, fuck dudes ... :|
>>6300225
rip :<
>>6300233
*pats*
>>6300224
i was on a hike but i agree!
>>6300213
thats qt
gib all snacks
>>6300158
That's clever, but it's my forearm width that bothers me.
>>6300162
I went swimming for the first time in years last week, but it was midnight with a close friend, if that counts.
>>6300167
It doesn't seem to make a lot of sense to me either.
>>6300176
>>6300177
Hmmmm. I guess I should just ask why.
And it's the size of my arms that bothers me.
>>6300213
if you dont want to get harrassed quit purposefully looking like a whore everywhere you go
do you really need 30 pounds of lipstick?
how can you complain about greasy spics coming onto you when youre dumb enough to dress like an escort in a run down spichole?
jesus christ
you think that boys wouldnt harass your dumb ass for asking for it either?
>tfw MtFemboy
End my life.
>>6300231
Oh you know, the usual. Just working/going to school/partying. That's pretty much my whole life. How about yourself? You still with your gf or did you finally succumb to Ufuflu?
>>6300213
join us
join us
join us
join us
>>6300240
rekt lol
>>6300236
>hike
guy shorts and shoes make sense
>>6300213
>the feel when you're not intersex so you don't pass
>the feel when you're a spergy old man
>the feel when you will never be as perfect as edie
>>6300213
the shrimp chips are insanely good
Drunk makeup lmao
https://unsee.
cc/ronibazu/
>>6300238
i wouldn't really worry at all, just... wear comfortable clothing, and take comfort in the fact that there's always some ciswomen worse off in any particular aspect you hate about yourself
>>6300228
a bit, ya. i took it for a few years in high school.
when i was renting this house in cambridge a bit ago my neighbors were this old chinese woman and her teenage daughter, and the mom was so obsessed with getting me to eat that she would shove dumplings in my face nonstop and she helped me a bit with my pronunciation of stuff. other than her the only people i've spoken mandarin to are the shop owners of the asian grocer i go to a lot, and i've just known them since they opened the store and go there a LOT so they know me pretty well now.
>>6300230
tldr i hate men and it was an interesting day. also i want kids lmao. i get along with them better.
>>6300231
literally i'm so fucking over men hitting on me at this point. idek how i ever used to like it. like i don't feel validated in my femininity anymore.
i feel like a target or s/t .___. also hi hru i saw u were sick?
>>6300237
>>6300243
n-no
>>6300248
sheen stop that
>>6300252
AREN'T THEY THO?? EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF ME FOR LOVING THEM BUT THEY'RE SO GOOD
>>6300240
this is the dumbest post i've ever read
thanks for proving my point on the whole 'testosterone ruins everything' matter tho. it had a noticeable effect on you.
>>6300253
>https://unsee.
>cc/ronibazu/
Am jealous of/10
I really should try my hand at makeup. Has never really been my thing, but I imagine it can't hurt.
>>6300206
>erin isn't coming back
;-;
how hard it is to put spiro in the water supply
i want to eliminate testosterone
>>6300253
pretty. in case u forget write on arm: pretty
>>6300257
of course you'd think it's dumb
logic means nothing to you because you're idiotic enough to dress like a prostitute publicly and regularly then complain about the attention it brings
the problem isn't the men, it's so hilarious and blatantly misandrist of you to think that and that "boys" are somehow better
it's not the fucking men
it's your dumb ass for being so fucking stupid
and ill repeat, even boys would remark on what a slut you are
dont fucking complain about getting hit on when you ask for it every time you walk out the door you stupid skank.
going 'hurrdurr dum post xD u got testosterone' doesnt erase the truth that you lack situational awareness and just scoff at the truth because you dont like it
idiot
like christ, you emit a PARTICULARLY INTENSE degree of stupidity and lack of self awareness.
>>6300267
this is why we need scum
>>6300263
You'd end up either killing a lot of people or not affecting males enough for a significant change to occur.
>>6300254
Part of me wants to tell you that you're right, and that those are wise words. The other part of me wants to argue about it.
Regardless, thanks.
>tfw too scared to trip anymore because I don't want to be on another tier list or mtfg collage
>>6300271
to tell a bitch shes dumb? nigga thats a responsibility that decent people should remember they have
>>6300209
sorry beep its like I want to be your friend but I know I'm not good at talking with people and keeping friends and I don't want to mess anything up ;_; sorry
>>6300257
>thanks for proving my point on the whole 'testosterone ruins everything' matter tho. it had a noticeable effect on you.
keked and rekt
>>6300253
I think you looked better in the first make up pic to be honest.
I wouldn't say complete pass on this one
>>6300267
i was wearing pants and a white t-shirt with minimal makeup. this is why i'm telling you that you're a fucking idiot.
you literally don't know what i was wearing or what i was doing nor did you bother to ask but you're bitter and pathetic so ur ranting.
this is more like 'hurrrdurrr my projections xD i hate u ur aa whore hahhah wow' than anything else.
like jfc you need to up your anti-androgen dosage
>you will never live in a testosterone free world
>>6300280
if anything she proved estrogen might decrease IQ
kekkles in my shekels, get rekkled
>>6300257
ya men are crumby. not as helpful for motivation to take care of myself as they should b, all they ever do is make me feel worse
>>6300279
same fampai ill love you from a distance
>>6300286
>estrogen might decrease IQ
i thought this was common knowledge
>>6300283
>calling someone pathetic
>when you regularly post as 'blogface' to whine about rich bitch problems and to be misandrist
youre going to commit murder in about 10 seconds
because of the damage youre causing my sides, man
jesus christ
its like im talking to the gay cousin of anita s.
and youre fuckin lying and you know it, you cant leave your goddamn residence without putting the whore look on. you can't even take a fucking picture where you don't have fucking jessica rabbit lips lmao!
literally looks like you could peel your fucking lips off, like a sticker or some shit, its comical and screams "whore"
>>6300291
its def been proven by clownface now, and moreso with every post
>>6300284
that would b pretty neat
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_whiptail
>The lizard is a female-only species that reproduces by producing an egg through parthenogenesis. Despite reproducing asexually, and being an all female species, the whiptail still engages in mating behavior with other females of its own species, giving rise to the common nickname "lesbian lizards".
we need to splice our dna with these lizards whos with me
My greatest ambition is to go to sleep and never wake up.
On that note, goodnight /mtfg/.
>>6300267
lol someone said it
>>6300294
>its like im talking to the gay cousin of anita s.
>jessica rabbit lips
>like a sticker or some shit
>like you peel your lips off
okay if this was yl/ylI'd have lost
How does one "git gud" at makeup? I feel like more of a tranny every time I try myself...
>>6300294
who are anons like this? that was a pretty long, involved message just to shit on someone. do you have some sort of problem?
>>6300300
doesn't matter, it'll just get buried by her fanboys and her own incredible ability of denial and flat out ignoring reasonable thought
>>6300303
Stop being a natural born passer and you'll have no choice but to makeup and look like a tranny.
>>6300299
please sleep next to my cock
>>6300304
we are a collective
and yes we have a problem
with retards that act like life is always beating them down to mask their misandry and general cuckism
>>6300195
>>6300299
hi hannah
goodnight hannah
I am too sad to go to sleep but I have to get up in like 6 hours
>>6300313
>>6300312
if you believe this then you're retarded
not even that anon
>>6300312
you're all cis men playing pretend and extreme dressup
>>6300286
>>6300278
>>6300294
lmao ur literally so bitter and hateful, it's laughable. sorry about ur pathetic life. maybe one day you'll have rich bitch problems instead of mental ones. keep obsessing over me tho i'm sure it'll get you real far ! i'm done responding to u now, but congrats on being a man !!!
>>6300287
ya idu the culture we live in nowadays. it's shitty but at the same time it's kinda like .... at least in america, things have always been this bad lol
>>6300308
Suppose that is an option... legit though. How did you all learn? Awesome sisters? Youtube? Here..?
>>6300213
Men do get better when they get older. Sadly all the good ones are taken by then. I couldn't stand a guy anywhere near my age when I was young, but a 31yo newly divorced man was a different story. I melted in his arms when he kissed me and he was so nice. Sadly I was to young for him, and the bastard knew my age. Something about my telling him a few years earlier, oops. I only got one kiss from him. After a breakup with a 27yo woman, a 59yo married man really caught my attention. Oh he was nice, and attentive. I stuck with him for 3.5 years.
>>6300217
Therapy, and meds.
>>6300283
reminds me I had no makeup on, and was in a high hip one piece swimsuit, with a coverup over it when I met the 59yo. I think I had my hair controlled by a single barrette. I was pre hormones by a month.
>>6300321
you leave chaser
>>6300319
I haven't started makeup yet but it's going to be trial and error + unsee.cc's. Going to make for some dank memes for bully anons probs.
>>6300322
Ty <3
>>6300319
step 1: meet a stripper via a mutual friend
step 2: have her teach you makeup
She's a cool girl. Sex workers are people too.
>>6300314
reeeEEEE SLEEP
>>6300321
what the heck don't lump me in with them
>>6300306
well as long as popularity determines how we treat others right?
>>6300323
no u
>>6300328
too bad
>>6300328
post birds
hi y'all!
I want a man to give me C O C K!
>>6300332
bost pirds
>>6300328
but I am sad and dont want to sleep alon :c
>>6300331
square up little lady
>>6300332
>>6300334
>alone
where's the man?
>>6300333
you and me both
>>6300333
ur ok no testosterone
>>6300331
spiros shit
>>6300336
awake, its too early for him to go to sleep. he'll go to bed in like 3 hours.
>>6300318
waaaaah
my life is so bad
waaaaah men are so mean
waaaaah im so cocklust ;___; i havent been sex in 1 month im going crazy!!1
wahhh im losing my mind guys!!! blogface here xDDD
there's like nothing you can do to give yourself any credibility or make me feel remotely bad
youre literally just a delusional man thats so far up your ass with your fantasy that you think being misandrist and appealing to the worst stereotypes of cis women (misandrist feminist bitch, bimbo whore with 30 pounds of makeup on) will validate you as a female
when you know goddamn well, that appealing to the worst, easiest achievable archetype of woman is your only chance at experiencing being a woman.
but you're not fucking smart enough lmfao, to see that that very thing is what attracts men that see you like a piece of meat to you
like jesus christ dude get a grip, youre crazy and stupid as heck
literally a delusional man that thinks hating his own kind and trying to look like the unfortunate category of cis women that look like drag queens makes you a woman
youre not a woman and youre not even a decent person fucking lol. your behavior, body language, literally everything about your persona here just fucking spews your true colors and insecurities like a fountain.
youre an open book, retard.
quit pretending, prince, come back to persia
>>6300324
Makeup is painting on a live human canvas. There are a bunch of different types of paints for different canvas bases, and colors of same. Shading and blending effects can be used to change the perceived shape of the face, it's called contouring. I still have to relearn it.
For the last couple days all I've had are pancakes for captchas...
>>6300342
you need to chill
>>6300342
THIS IS REALLY FUCKING LONG
>>6300324
I am sure it will be fine.
>>6300340
>spiros shit
It seems to do okay for me. I get my blood tested every few months and it's always an "undetectable" result, so it can't be that bad. Granted my T levels were low to begin with, but still.
>>6300342
You forget your meds.
>>6300342
>quit pretending, prince, come back to persia
ROFL
That paragraph was savage enough, but fuck. I laughed
>>6300342
please don't hate
>>6300297
>sit on warm rocks and mate with females
sounds good
>tfw you can't find your happy desert lizard image reaction
>>6300344
>>6300350
Yeah and learning how to paint takes a ton of trial and error, especially if youre learning it by yourself. I'll be the deviantart OC of this thread for a while
>>6300342
being honest, I think there are worse people here on mtfg that need to get btfo instead of blogface. A lot of these fuckers are seriously mental.
>>6300342
>trying to look like women who look like drag queens to feel validated
Truth desu
>>6300341
drag him to bed with you desu
>>6300368
this. how about we deal with the ACTUAL MEN that are drowning this place in their autism.
>>6300238
I guess it does.
*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
>>6300367
You have some really good tutorials on reddit and /cgl.
>>6300342
>>6300379
then i'll let you do the ass fucking :^) good lucker anon
I wish you best in your journey to purge mtfg
>>6300331
femgen is popping pills too, so what?
>>6300334
why are you sad, sophie?
you shoudl strive to solve your problems instead of letting them get you down.
>>6300378
>You have some really good tutorials on reddit and /cgl.
If they're anything like voice practice tutorials they're going to be very little use to a clueless pleb like me. I mean, I managed to fuck up my eyebrows despite reading and trying to follow all the possible tutorials I could find. It just takes practice which is why there will be this awkward practice phase.
>>6300387
it's probably quid being a quid
>>6300368
hey, be nice.
the mentally ill matter too...
>>6300373
I asked him, he said no.
>>6300388
I dont even know why I am so sad today, theres no real reason I think. I shouldve called the psych yesterday but I was too anxious, and I didnt today either. but I need antidepressants. its such a dumb spot to be in.
>>6300379
i already creeped someone else out in this thread, so i already should be going, but holy fuck some of you are catastrophic
can't believe there's nearly a world of you sad people--except i know that, why do i always need to be reminded? idklol. i'm dumb. i should go do something else now
>>6300368
I'm a delicious girl
>>6300396
welcome to 4chan i guess
>>6300394
post your feet
Anyone else here's life just revolve around pill and booze? Trying to determine how high I am on the /problem/ scale.
>>6300394
post bf's butt
>>6300397
yes you are.
mmmmm 8====================D
>>6300406
this is me breaking your dick
8========= / ==========D
>>6300403
no lol
>>6300373
I wanna drag you to bed with me birdyboy :3
>>6300400
feet are gross anon
>>6300405
no I dont share
>>6300407
L-LEWD
>>6300411
please no. please. don't do it.
please, no. no
8============D
>>6300412
Good! Sounds like I'm living on the edge then. Which.. is exactly what I want. It's a new adventure every day. Definitely better than normie life...
hey i just want to take a moment to say that not all anons are bad, please don't paint us with a broad brush
>>6300421
lol love you broad brush anon
>>6300421
All anons are bad no exceptions.
>>6300416
your feet give me the biggest hard on I'd fuck them real good
>>6300421
Will you bully me when I post pics of myself with horrible makeup?
>>6300403
if its not benzos or opiates youre pretty harmless
>>6300421
but if I use a smaller brush it will take longer and Ill get tired n stuff ;~;
>>6300403
r u ok
>>6300367
I have to relearn most of. I'm many years out of practice, plus ECT zapped my painting skills. I think this time I'll use ready mixed ones. I used to mix my own. One of the makeup artists I knew taught me how to. When I was around and could watch, he'd tell me what he was doing when making up a model.
>>6300403
I stopped drinking when alone ages ago. I only drink socially now.
>>6300428
no id probably hugbox you
>>6300421
all trips are cancer*
>>6300427
do you prefer big feet or small feet?
>>6300428
Not that anon but yes.
>>6300428
Of course!
you need to understand the risks to take it seriosuly.
>>6300424
how short is the manlet?
>>6300393
?? my t is low already why would dat be me
oh you mean the chaser hate
no but it's good to see others keeping up the good work :)
>>6300436
all feet deserve to be loved
>>6300436
i go both ways . no discrimination
>>6300442
>>6300444
do you know my size? do you want to know?
>>6300424
isnt that the chick who made the matrix with her sister
she's pretty chaseable, id give her a good dicking
>>6300440
5'10''
>>6300431
lol reverted to an old trip...
>>6300440
Not sure but he's a midget stacked against a man mountain in high heels.
>>6300445
Phienchen, don't feed the pervs :O
>>6300445
what would your boyfriend ay if he knew you were teasing boys on-line?
>>6300445
nope
yes I want to know
>>6300432
That's just as bad desu ne
>>6300434
How chivalrous of you~ :3c
>>6300437
Nothing out of the ordinary there then.
>>6300438
What risks?
>>6300108
Yeah and people say the same thing.
I don't get clocked for nothing you autistic shitlord
>>6300445
How bad is it?
>>6300454
im a girl i just like feet
>>6300394
>not cuddling your waifu to sleep so she wont be lonely
make him
>>6300415
to save money on a second mattress right?
>>6300416
>feet are gross
s-sometimes they aren't
>>6300454
who says we are boys
>>6300445
yeah let me know please preferably in american sizes if you can
>>6300434
>furries
how common are rabbits?
>>6300454
im a boy
Gween tea
>>6300471
cowfee
>>6300454
I'm no boy, I'm a man.
>>6300469
lets have smex
>>6300204
There is that what you want
I still look like a man.
I get clocked every day
And I did read it. It's trash
>>6300474
if you say so
>>6300475
Fuck off
I wish people would stop trying to help you
>mfw out of alcohol, weed, and money
>>6300480
You go fuck yourself
I look like a man and society deems it so
>>6300475
at least you fool the robots, that's better than fooling no-one
>>6300453
but its fun, and they deserve love too..
>>6300454
hed probably think its funny
>>6300455
>>6300462
>>6300466
mathematically, 8.75 women's in american. So I wear 9ers. I dont know much about average feetsize in the US, but my size is female average for my height range, so I am not worried about them at all.
>>6300464
OH he just changed his mind I think D:
so nice!!
>>6300491
that's pretty small. I wouldn't mind getting a good fap to them.
>>6300490
I can't fool cis people
>>6300491
That's great. I was expecting you wore these to uni.
>>6300491
wow your feet sound wonderful
if you ever need them worshipped let me know
>>6300493
My face is clock able
I posted my side profile and this person ripped me apart
>>6300493
>you're not clockable with FFS
lol
>tfw wanna lift but can't
r i p
i
p
>>6300493
>absolutely hugboxing
sometimes you gotta know when to admit defeat
>>6300495
my mum once bought me shoes in 11 or something. I asked her if she was drunk. our feet are nearly the same size (she wears 8 women's) she didnt believe me and compared and I think she got the shock of her life. It was glorious
>>6300492
>>6300496
th-thanks <3
>>6299379
OH HEY
>>6300491
b-but phiieeennn
>>6300494
I can't fool anyone. I know it doesn't make you feel any better but things could always be worse.
>>6300508
>tfw mum can't accept the fact you have the same shoe size as her
Iktf. I'm taller than her and she's too obsessed with me being a man
>when I see cis lesgen when scrolling and looking for mtfg
>>6300520
It's mostly autists accusing each other of being trannies and being the female version of /r9k/
>>6300523
>cislesgen
>female
o i am laffin
>>6300464
no baby doll, I want your vcard ;3
>>6300505
>>6300501
>>6300498
i look at her pics and i see a girl, maybe i'm just retarded
>>6300509
HEY FLANNEL
>>6300530
HEY
I'M GONNA DO SOME MORE DRAWING TODAY :D
i'm a neckbeard lel
>>6300509
Are you sick or something? You haven't been shitting up this general for a while.
I hope I don't start having suicidal ideation again...
>>6300528
passing online is just angles and lighting
do you even "irl"
>>6300491
GOOD
waifus need cuddling
>>6300526
W-WHAT THE
>>6300538
Aw no ;______;
Don't get that Red pls no ;___;
>>6300538
yeah suicidal ideation is annoying
>>6300535
me too :^)
>>6300537
>Are you sick or something?
you could say that
>>6300512
sowwy D:
>>6300515
yeah I am 3 inches taller than her as well. its weird
>>6300540
yus :3
>>6300544
i like his eyebrows when they set the chicken down
>>6300541
i can't help it.
It comes so easily...
>>6300537
watch it pal that's my daydream waifu you are picking on
>>6300550
now they'll ask for butt pics from everyone D:
>>6300548
>I'm not *that* bad lol
wat
then its not tranny style drinking bby
normies reeeeeeeee
>>6300553
nooooo
no sadness allowed D:
>>6300556
except bird cus the prude wont show anyone anything
>>6300556
post butt
>>6300567
he's got big, hairy arms ;)
>>6300534
Watchu gon draw? Butts?
>>6300553
Want to talk about it?
>>6300546
mini humans look so fucking weird
>>6300567
maybe some day
>>6300575
H-HEY
>>6300342
oh shit you hit a nerve