/mtfg/ transgirl general

first for file too thicc

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my bf just looked over and saw the op picture and is doing this to me now
t-thanks a lot

second for who gives a shit

2nd for lesbians

>>6254115
yeah wow that must suck

...

>>6254106
>>6254106
>>6254106
more important edition desu
press 'F' to pay respects to a fallen trip

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>>6254102
oh my gawd pls i want this


>>6254111
what's wrong squiddy?

>>6254123
oh shit .____.

>>6254123
we can use it after this one

poor casseh <3

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I'm pretty surprised nobody got rid of / changed 'Thread Music' while I was gone

>>6254113
desu

>>6254115
MAD
JELLY

>>6254120
did something happen to the discord? I'm in there now

>>6254126
epilepsy, sonic confirmed last thread

>>6254130
fuuuuuuuuuuuk

>>6254129
>that gif
gross why would you post that ;___;

>>6254125
probably she's remembering your night of indiscretion

>>6254125
nothing!

>>6254136
SHHHHHH!

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>>6254135
MAL IS MY THICCSPO

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>>6254136
wtf r u talking about??

>>6254140
ur actin funny squid girl

>>6254145
did you forget last night?

>>6254145
no I'm not!

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>>6254150
uhh maybe? all I remember is drinking waaaaaay too much moonshine and dying alot in dark souls because of it xD

but idk how that's relevant to anything m88

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>>6254143

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDVnjCwCYCs
post choons desu

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rip in peace kayla

tfw no THICC gf

>>6254102
I hope that when I lose weight I stop looking so gross and a boy would kiss me on a mouth and everything

>>6254169
>tfw not thicc
wish i had hips

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>>6254159
u kinda are tho...

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>>6254143
THICCCCCCC

>>6254168
this is a joke right

>>6254169
tfw not thicc ;_;

>>6254178
nope, local suicide

>>6254102
>tfw that is gonna happen to me tomorrow
>tfw he is dominant as fuck
>tfw he has a huge beard, tattoos and a huge dick
Rip my butt

>>6254178
why would anyone just go on the internet and tell lies anon
why would they do that

Hello friends

>>6254187
you're definitely joking, right?
anyone have kayla on skype or something?

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Reminder that posting on /soc/ is pathetic
>>>/soc/23823727

someone tell me if kaylas ok please

>>6254193
she deleted everyone months ago

this isn't funny guys is kayla ok

>>6254176
nuhuh...

>>6254193
yes, they're joking

casseh died

i would say something about whether or not i desire flipped circumstances but i'm too nice for that ofc >_>

>>6254194
UHM

kayla is fine i just got done fuggin her

>>6254204
*unsheathes katana*
get behind me maddie, i'll take care of this

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>>6254203
are you upset about something. u can tell me we're friends ya know ^_^

>>6254194
trip on cyba

>>6254178
Just google "rip kayla" in the archive. you'll see....

>>6254191
seek professional help for your BDD, you can't get help from 4chan

>>6254204
Fuck off attention whore twat, go back to living on soc and posting in rate threads all day.

also i have never had a guy do >>6254102 to me and i am not sure that i ever will >____>

>>6254213
nope :3 thank you though!

so kayla is ok right

>>6254166
been digging this recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuNiZ7-2e2o

>>6254235
oh well what is it then! now I'm dying to know ><

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>>6254166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGhwIYu4TFA

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>>6254233
Have you had a girl do it to you? Little difference.

>>6254236
pls some one prove kaylas ok im scared

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um so, faye and i are back together.
and um i just thought ya'll should know that since....you're our friends, and ye. so, um.... ye.

>>6254246
people are just making a shitty joke 'cause they wish she'd died instead of the person who did, it's nothing to worry about

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>tfw noone giving u a blowjob

>>6254249
oh give me strength

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>>6254244
yes
yes i have

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idk if I should still try and lose weight or just pig out and get wicked thicc desu

>>6254249
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgOMGOMGOMGOMG

>>6254249
wow this is coming straight out of left field

>>6254255
how do you do that to a vagina

>>6254249
:3

>>6254258
oh hm
i didnt mean to post that lmao

>>6254166
if we're gonna go the classic rock route though, got to go with my inner goth on this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04oeUoOaKQY
>that fucking Bernard Butler guitarwork
<3

>>6254249
<3

pls can I be at your wedding

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>>6254249
Oh wow, totally didn't see that coming after all the embarassing attention whoring in the last thread

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>>6254258
dem
hips
desu

>>6254255

It's the future you chose.

>>6254262

You gotta suck real hard until pops inside out.

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>>6254129
>>6254143
>tfw I desperately want wider hips
>tfw it's rare for me to see a girl and think her hips are actually too wide, so when it does happen I feel conflicted

>>6254274
i don't think i can succ that hard :(

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>>6254249
I'm sorry that I over reacted in the thread, I was so scared, but it was terrible and I hope you all can forgive me

>>6254249
can you give a message to cyba for me?

>>6254267
wait are those your hips?
WHY WERE YOU ACTING JEALOUS OF MINE THOSE ARE AMAZING

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>>6254249
Nice! Good luck and best wishes.

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I think I'm gonna drive around my hometown to see who's hiring tomorrow.
The only places that list, "help wanted" online are big-box marts, and they're miserable.
Worst-case, I work at Wegman's, who pays $15 an hour.

Also, adding Watamote to my watch list.

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>>6254262
Possible if you prolapse it.

>>6254274
Rip future.

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I'm not going to make it.
I am not even going to ever have a good girl voice because I can't even abandon my guy voice.
I live with my brother and sister and whenever I use it, my sister says I'm just throwing my voice and my brother legitimately gets mad... like I've seen him get mad before but this is so much harsher and has an edge of disgust which disturbs me because if any of his mates were to come out as gay or trans he wouldn't care a single bit.
my inner monologue is male.
I need to lose weight but I'll still be ugly and bald. Electrolysis will never be finished because I'm a fucking poor and pathetic NEET who can't even successfully land a job.
I have a man skeleton, man everything.
nose hair, ear hair, arm hair, thigh hair all coarse and manly
I want to be dead... I hate everything in life.

faye & edie together 4ever :)

>>6254280
i dont even know what you did, but yeah i guess in time i can forgive you, let's just say you are going to have to earn back my trust

>>6254249
thats good

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>>6254249

>>6254258
>tfw no torso like that
>tfw have a corset but find it practically impossible to do it up by myself because dyspraxia
we live in a cruel, cruel world

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>>6254288
>Possible if you prolapse it.

>>6254238
um umm ><

>>6254289
that's super shitty, you have to practice and use girl mode when they aren't there or in private

you can make it :(

>tfw no bf

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>>6254280

i was even worse than you were desu .__. b-but t-that's in the past and i hope you can forgive me as well.

>>6254302
now that you are cis when are you going to leave here forever?

>>6254238
>>6248171

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>>6254299
pls quids I wanna knooooooow!

>>6254309
i'm not? i still look like a dude kinda

>>6254304
sorry to butt in & this is a little random but do you know what actually happened to milky?
I was wondering the other day desu

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>>6254273
>>6254283
eh wot

theyre mine and yeah theyre ok but its really all the corset + the sitting that makes them look nice there lol

like idk if uve seen a full body pic of me or nah but theyre not anywhere near that nice on ur average day where im just standing around

aaaaaand i was gonna post one but i have absolutely no sfw full body shots on my phone taken within the past YEAR so heres a dog

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>>6254249
>>6254280
holy heck you big gays are meant for each other, stop fighting and breaking up every 2 seconds

unless this is an elaborate meme in which case carry on

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>>6254315

>>6254324
>stop fighting and breaking up every 2 seconds
kinda ironic advice if you think about it

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>>6254324
I never meme when love is on the line

>>6254249
Congrats! Glad you two could make up.

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>>6254333
you right, since I'm such a ladies man and stuff :^)

wanna be my next break up?
>>6254337
>Excalibur of sex
so what happens if it gets stuck and you can't find an Arthur to yank it out?

Do I go with the cute boy to his house tomorrow? What if he tries to murder me.

>>6254344

What does he look like?

>>6254343
>wanna be my next break up?
wouldnt it be kinda weird for two chasers to date each other?

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>>6254343
Never send a man to do a woman's job

>>6254344
dont you kinda wanna die anyway? if so it's a win-win. either you have fun or he kills you.

>>6254347
He's cute as fuck

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>>6254344
>What if he tries to murder me.

>>6254343
more like...you are a lady...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
[spoiler]I missed you birdy[/spoiler]

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>>6254348
Odds are one of you is going to transition anyway

>>6254344
Don't fall for it, he's gonna murder you with his dick.

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>>6254287
I too am looking for a summer job right now.

>Worst-case, I work at Wegman's, who pays $15 an hour.
Aw, now I wish there was a Wegman's in my area. The places I've been applying to will probably pay closer to 10 than to 15.

>adding Watamote to my watch list.
It's great, but if you're a loner shut-in like me then it can get depressing, because some of the scenes hit really close to home.

I'm a switch that never gets to express her sub side. Someone degrade me.

>>6254355
Sorta Yeah, but not murdered.
>>6254357
I want to
>>6254360
Oh God ;-;
>>6254362
Shut up you stupid little slut.

>>6254359
it'll be birdy

>>6254362
you're a silly billy

>>6254311
youre a black man with a fetish

you disgust me

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>>6254348
>"chaser"
It'd only be weird for you because I like boys too
>>6254344
if he tries to murder you just murder him back, duh
>>6254353
would that imply the bottom's bp is made of stone also??

whoever made that image didn't think
>>6254362
Ah jeez anon you smell
>>6254359
>>6254372
100% man here

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GIVE ME TRANS GF OR GIVE ME DEATH

>>6254378
I am a damn cripple so I can beat him with my cane

>>6254249
>>6254280
My best wishes to you two. And many good changes for you both, you deserve it.

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>>6254356
>He's cute as fuck

Your gonna get laid. Unless you want to stay a virgin, beg him for sex at the end of the day.

>>6254369
>Shut up you stupid little slut.
Is that the best you can do? More!

>>6254380
hey can a girl here please give my friend here their skype? just give him one shot, he's a good kid, he really wants a trans gf bad

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rip keith

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>>6254310
holy guacamole !! I don't remember that at all! sry quid if I upset or offended u ;~;

Why does estrofem take so long to absorb under the tongue? Everyone always says it's only supposed to take like 5-10 minutes, but for me it always takes around an hour. What am I doing wrong? I don't think my mouth is too dry.

>>6254386
you are a worthless whore i oughtta take a shit in that moutha yours

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>>6254361
>wegmans
they just treat their employees well. It sucks that it happens to be where close to everyone I knew from highschool works, though.
>really hit close to home
well, a fuckton of shows have been hitting really close to home lately. NGE has been brutal, although I guess it's a little different to relate with your current life than your childhood though.

>>6254387
u wat m8

>>6254391
Try wiggling your tongue back and forth over it periodically

EVERYONE IN DISCORD KEEPS CALLING ME A HIPSTER >:(

>>6254359
>>6254372
Por qué no las dos?

Wassup nerds I'm on my work break for the next 25 minutes

>>6254396
this is my friend >>6254380

he really wants a trans gf bad, im hoping maybe a girl here might give him their skype or let him give her his skype so they can have a convo or something and see if maybe there's a spark there or a friendship or anything really


he's a good kid, he's loyal, and i'm sure he'd be a really good bf for any girl who gave him a shot

>>6254399
Your name is flannel

There's a reason you're called a hipster

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>>6254387
>>6254403
Bird#0509
hmu ;)
>>6254402
hi qtpie how's that death pit of a continent been treating you?

>>6254385
Will I get laid? He so cute though.
>>6254386
Did I tell you that you could talk to me slut? Keep quiet for the next 10 minutes or I'll punish you.

>>6254405
it also may have been because I posted a pic of me in a beanie standing in front of 4 guitars making an annoyed face
but you know

>>6254398
I'm always afraid to move my tongue, lest it would swoosh around in my mouth and be wasted. "If you taste it you waste it", as the saying goes.

>>6254393
Fuck off, you can't tell me what to do

>>6254409
tell them that their moms are hipsters

>>6254343
>wanna be my next break up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg

>>6254412
open wide honey daddies about to brew a stew

>>6254399
Nice hat :^]

>>6254407
Oh you know, almost got stabbed this morning, got molested on the weekend, place where I work is getting sued, and I need spine surgery soon. So the usual

>>6254408
Do your worst, I'm not scared of you

>>6254418
wait so you have confirmed cancer or do they have to operate to make sure it is benign?

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Have you pet your elanna today?

Is there a song you associate with accepting yourself / recognizing who you are?

Its fucking stupid and I'll get called weeb trash but its this for me:
https://soundcloud.com/angel-beats-osts/alchemy-yui-ver?in=angel-beats-osts/sets/girls-dead-monster-songs

>>6254390
I don't think you have to worry about that >>6248194

>>6254424
They thought it was liver cancer, turns out it was done bullshit (wasn't paying attention) wrapped around my spine

>>6254429
:/

>>6254425
*dies insider moreso*

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>>6254414
what does this mean anon
>>6254418
well fuck ;~;

If I wasn't afraid of getting into a horrible plane crash in the middle of the ocean I'd be omw to protect and take care of you

>>6254417
t-thanks

>>6254408
It's been ten minutes, can I talk to you now?

>>6254408
>He so cute though.

Does he know your trans?

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>>6254402
hallo

>>6254425
>keeping elanna as a pet
this was something I hadn't thought of before.

>>6254437
I'm gonna plan a trip to ameriland if trump doesn't get elected, so you don't have to die in a plane crash

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>>6254425
THIS ISN'T FAIR!

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>>6254428
o-oh <///< well shit looks like the jig is up and I can't pretend to be str8 anymore

i just wish I remembered doing something so lewd D:

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>>6254447
>If trump doesn't get elected
I don't think 4-8 years is enough time for me to get over my fear of planes :^(

message me on skype I'm leaving rn

>>6254403
>>6254407
Its a trap. No qtgtgf here, just a cunt.

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everyone post
>average calories per day
>what you eat in an average week
>your weight and/or cup size

>>6254442
Yes
>>6254443
He does

>>6254457
I've got like 5 minutes left on my lunch break. I'll be back in another 3 hours ;_;

>>6254460
oh, forgot
>your height
i want to see if there's any correlation between these 4 things

>>6254460
>probably too many
>anything that doesn't have gluten because gluten will literally kill me
>155 lbs (5 foot 8 and musclebound please kill me)

>>6254460
>too many
>too meaty
>too much

>>6254460
I've change diet recently to try and put on weight to fill out my cheeks but

>2500 kcal
>supermarket shit 'cause I can't cook, lots of chocolate, chinese/indian takeaways
>160 lbs (I'm 5 foot 11) and a little over a-cup, fully rounded

>>6254465
>>6254466
thanks for the vague answers
that really helps

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>>6254460
>average calories per day
currently ~3000 (trying to gain weight)
>what you eat in an average week
breakfast (bagel, tea, milk), lunch (misc), dinner (misc), and ~1000 calories worth of junk food each day
>your weight and/or cup size
123 lbs

>>6254469
ok fine i dont really keep track of calories. Probably a little bit over 2,000 calories a day. I mostly eat plain meals. I skip breakfast, usually have a sandwich or noodles and an egg for lunch, and then a dinner which is usually chicken, rice, and broccoli. I tend to snack a lot though.

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>>6254249
>come home
>hm whats mtfg up to tonight
>mfw

post unpassing-but-cute girls
I need inspo

>>6254469
You're welcome, trying to find correlation between height and current caloric intake, food habits, and weight is bad science.

Good luck trying to make a decent line out of shoddy data.

>>6254460
>average calories per day
fuck if I know
ranges from zero to probably too many
>what you eat in an average week
uhh
toast
cookies
idk, stuff
I had pasta for dinner yesterday
>your weight and/or cup size
164lb and my measurements say I should probably be an A but I wear a B and it fits just fine desu

height is like 5'11 ish idk

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>>6254437
Just reminded me of an early line in that song.

>>6254437
>>6254457
Pond hops by plane are routine. I have over 200 under my belt. This big planes are quite safe. I'm a bit peeved they stopped Concord flights.

>>6254460
I have ED

Binge cycle:2-3k cal/day
Restrict cycle:1k/day
Pizza, meats, salad, booze
175 lbs/36c

came back from the ER because the wait for a facility would have been 4-7 days and I don't want to be on suicide watch in a blank room with 4 walls and a bed for a week while I wait for a bed to open at a state place.

gonna go again whenever i get medicaid, so I can get properly diagnosed and get on disabilities.

>>6254426
This song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGnKpE4NCI

(I didn't actually know which band made it until just now, I had only heard it on the radio before. The most recent time I heard it was right after David Bowie had died so they were playing a lot of his stuff and I had a lot of those sorts of reactions, "oh, I didn't know that song was his, wouldn't have guessed it".)

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>>6254395
>they just treat their employees well.
I guess so.

>It sucks that it happens to be where close to everyone I knew from highschool works, though.
Yeah, that could be awkward.
So far, every random encounter I've ever had with someone I went to high school with has just been awkward small talk and me wishing that this person I barely know would stop trying to converse with me.

>a fuckton of shows have been hitting really close to home lately.
fair enough.
I dunno, I guess there's just something about Tomoko that I find extremely relateable. (as in, moreso than most fictional characters I can think of)
Girl is my spirit animal.

>>6254475

L M A O
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

>>6254482
>cycling between eating <or= 1000 kcal a day and eating 2000-3000 kcal a day
h-how quickly does such a cycle have to be to be classed as an eating disorder

>>6254484
<3 good luck
just booked my doctor's appt where I have to convince her to support my disability benefits application yesterday for 9th June

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i guess tomorrow i should schedule another appointment for next week.
i'm curious to see the results of the blood test i took last week.
i'd also like to let my physician know that i've read the informed consent form & would like to start on blockers & mones

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>want to get overwatch
>but already bought doom and stellaris this week
>tfw no job

>>6254496
hey jormy

>gone for 24 hours
>like 10 new threads
y is life so fast senpaitachi?

>>6254494
Idk. I have nosfed which means I have symptoms of the classic disorders but not enough to warrant being diagnosed with one. I used to see a nutritionist and stuff @_@

>>6254487
>high school
I mean, it won't be terrible because I'm really early in transition (pre-mones), but the awkwardness is totally there. And then small-talk sucks anyway.
>Girl is my spirit animal
Sounds like Asuka for me, tbqh. The girl reminds me too much of my past and how I deal with the stress I have in the present.

>>6254460
idk too much
random stuff my dad gets, mostly starchy foods
made people cry from jealousy

>>6254504
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

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>>6254475
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jTB0LjvKMwY

Replace gaston with Faye and you pretty much can see why she took me back

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>>6254497
hoi!

>>6254484
*hugs*
Hang in there!

>>6254486
Covers of songs, I love this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyN4PrMFH0

>>6254486
>Wake up long enough to see people who dont know Metallica...
Back to bed I go. Christ..

>>6254511
>hold the door
Forever too soon ;-;

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>>6254452
Sorry chaser kun, if you got on mones I might accept your loving headpats :(

>>6254505
how quickly do you cycle between those two modes?
I'd say it varies between every 3-5 weeks and every couple of months for me :/
jesus christ I knew I had some unhealthy dietary habits the last few years but I didn't think I'd have an eating disorder on top of everything else

>>6254511
THAT PICTURE

>>6254511
Y u do this :c

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>>6254496
doom is a good buy
grats on the purchase

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>>6254288
>>6254460
>less than 1500 kcal
>can't really cook so supermarket/fast food however I do keep it lean and light, with veggies and fruit, low on snacks, probably too much meat
>97 lbs 5'1", AA because not n HRT yet

I'm hungry all the time it seems

>>6254528
>5'1"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6254528
im worried people are going to confuse us

>>6254460
idk when I'm sad I just eat and eat, noodles, pasta whatever...
I'm on keto again and yesterday I had 836cal, today I'll probably end up having like 1500cal
288lbs 42C

I'm avoiding beef with this run of keto, lean chicken and fish only
I think I have enough knowledge to stick to keto for a long time, I have recipes that work, konjac noodles to use in a stir fry to counteract carb cravings... right now I just have to relearn how many cals, carbs and protien is in what

>>6254511
RIP ;~;
seriously though... RIP ;~;

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dkGCmF2MYY&index=93&list=LL5XZ6LuXJNtuj6TDTHhTzTQ

>>6254517
w-will you accept loving headpats from me?

>>6254528
just out of curiosity, is my metabolism just stupidly fast or something? My resting is ~2300 KCal. And it's not like I'm lugging around more than 150 lbs, much less exercising.

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>>6254533
okay I have another name I can use

>>6254529
y.yes?

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>>6254540
>tfw not smol

>>6254258
Where did you buy that one, i like it

>>6254513
Being in the ER for the night helped a little (and I think I got the message across my my roomates that I'm in a tough situation and I'm doing all I can and they need to back off a bit)

I didn't get any of the official diagnoses that I needed to get since they didn't have a psychologist on-site, but I'll still be going to a facility or seeing a psychologist to get my PTSD, and bpd officially diagnosed so I can get on disabilities.

>>6254535
I'm sorry you had to die like that sheen

my dad said i can't get disability if hes still alive is that true

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>991 notes

why is my 3ds becoming famous lmao

>>6254545
ho(ld the) door :(

>>6254546
no. as long as one of your parents has worked 10 years and you have a disabilitiy you can qualify

>>6254546
no unless youre like a dependent for him or something

>>6254548
>tfw no qt pink 3ds

>>6254548
it is a pretty neat 3ds

>>6254548
That looks uncomfortable

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>>6254539
Mine is already fast, plus I take 150mg effexor which sped it up further. starting dose is 37.5mg if that helps

I need to piss more than half a dozen times a day

>>6254541
youre girl mode and I'm not so I feel the same way

>>6254543
fuck, congrats, I'm hoping at this autism screening in 2 days time I can convince the psych I'm crazy enough to need further help from their place instead of being sent away with just the most obvious diagnosis possible

g-guys what drugs should I ask for again? seroquel? I think we had this conversation before but I don't remember the outcome :P I remember somebody saying opiates are a bad idea which is pretty fair given there's a history of addictive behaviour in my family

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>>6254541
its a bad feel ese

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How many girls here aren't on hrt? If you aren't how much longer until you start?

For girls already on hrt, and how many months in are you?

>>6254546

yes. kill him

>>6254557

y-you could have one too

>>6254558

t-thank

>>6254561

i-it's not at all ;__;

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>>6254539
Y-yeah, headpats are always welcome

>>6254569
*pets head against the grain*

>>6254460
Before I quit tobacco, and before that, before I nearly starved myself to death, my normal sloth mode diet was about 1200 kcal a day, mostly pork, dairy and fruit. I still had a lot of weight on between muscle mass and lack of activity.
Last weigh in was 78kg. Pretty horrible because I had never been that fat before. Lowest I went was 53 kg. My target weight is 59 kg, and once I resume using tobacco, it should be easy to get back there. Also, putting fat on after starving really showed me what redistribution means. B cup now. Still using push-ups.

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>Send friend picture of my new shirt
>they reply HOLY BOOBS SENPAI
>measure my tits because I've been thinking they got bigger
>I'm a B cup now

>>6254565

nef got neetbox or something, idk i might of heard it wrong... because she went to psychologists who proved that she had constant panic+anxiety attacks but she says its killing her because she cant go outside without breaking down really quick.

>>6254567
3 months in less than a week

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>>6254507
Oh yeah, I wasn't even talking about transition-related awkwardness. In fact, I haven't actually had that problem yet, since I'm an old hon who only started hrt like a month and a half ago.
What I was referring to before was just when someone recognizes me, says hi, and then tries to do the obligatory
>What've you been up to?
>You working? still in school?
type of questions and answers, and I'm just thinking "please let me go back to what I was doing before this"

>Sounds like Asuka for me, tbqh.
Despite its popularity, I still haven't actually watched NGE yet.
I guess I should start watching it soon, since you're gonna start on Watamote.

>>6254567
16 months

>>6254568
mines black tho

i don't think i can justify buying a new 3ds just because its a different color

>>6254567
84 months

>>6254580
Black and any pastel color, boom. Beautiful.

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>>6254543
I'm going to try to get on disability because of PTSD. I really have C-PTSD, and who knows what else. There is some attachment issues in there. I should also qualify for it due to ME/CFS too, but that is slowly getting better. My life sucks now. I can't get the farm work done.

listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4EZEIoYL0&feature=share&list=SP4h2XGENb6qgVJt1FZDugyGHKL7IqjhKQ

>>6254577

Did you find a closet gay boy in your Christian school to suck off yet?

>>6254582
same

>>6254565
Don't lie about anything. Tell them everything that's wrong or hurting you. just tell the truth and don't let guilt or self-pity cloud your statements.

>>6254567
Temporarily not on HRT because of SRS. Started this regimen at the end of 2013. I really miss the E, though. Less than a couple weeks before I get back on it.

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>>6254575
iktf gracie in surprised mine has been growing fast also

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>>6254548
to be fair, it's extremely photogenic

>>6254566
I'm not a qt so I'm not okay with it

>>6254567
my first endo meeting in Pittsburg is on 7/19
am excite
twin bro is not excite

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>>6254573
why :((
Anon just passed those along and now my hair is a mess

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>>6254540
What is with people being so nice about name dupes? First erin this morning, now you?
Charlotte's Web of Lies gave me so much shit, and it wasn't even the same name!!!
>pissing
that kinda explains it. I piss like maybe three times a day.

>>6254575
Just going by the size of your nipples, they're not gonna be tiny.

>>6254578
>please let me go back to what I was doing before this
this sounds like how every interaction with my uncle goes
>haven't actually watched NGE yet
I watched it a month ago for the first time, and have watched it maybe 5 times since then.
whatever you do, do NOT watch the rebuilds until you've finished the original show.

>>6254562
oops ehehehehh
meant to tag you on the bit about pissing here >>6254598

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>>6254588
not yet ;~;

there's one gay guy in my class but i don't think he likes me at all

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>>6254598
>Just going by the size of your nipples, they're not gonna be tiny.
HYPE
for real if I got similar genes to my sis this is gonna be fun and painful but mostly fun
Also I downloaded the first two eps of that anime and i'm gonna watch it tomorrow!
>>6254594
BOOB TRAIN CHOO CHOO

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>>6254598
It will be my Legal name, so I shouldn't probably use that here anyway

also am I the only one here who isnt a neet
If not post jobs

>>6254576
well sure, bux is one thing, i'm talking about drugs so I can at least semi-function in society
atm my obsessive thoughts and avoidant behaviour are stopping me from doing standard daily activities

>>6254548
I kind of want a 3DS XL but it'd still look tiny in my hands, also I'd look ridiculous with a pink 3DS, also I can't afford it and I kind of want to buy a 1060 when they come out if they're cheap enough.

>>6254590
I think if I do THAT I might get institutionalized for an indefinite period of time, so maybe that's not such a good idea. I also don't want my fem&ms confiscated or to be not allowed FFS.

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who /virgin/ here?

>>6254598
NGE is one of very few animes I watched past the age of 10. One friend made me sit through all of it when I was a student. It wasn't that great to be honest. And she was pretty horrified that I found the blue haired girl was the only relatable character. Apparently, she's not supposed to be at all.

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>>6254620

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>tfw boyfriend's been playing pyramid solitaire for literally 3 hours now
s-should i go remind him i'm still alive?

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>>6254624
Is he not letting you talk to me now?

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>>6254575
post bobs

>>6254595
your not even on hormones yet though i thought, then youll be insta cute nc youre so tiny

>>6254624
no, he's nearly reached Nirvana. Don't stop him now

>>6254620
not me lol

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>>6254620
Ive had 6 loads inside me in the last 3 days so no

>>6254629
should I post a pic for you to judge?
my bf says I'm a 10/10 femboy

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>>6254607
>yen compare boobie sizes with gracie like a good older sister figure

bad feel =(

>>6254426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK5jyVCdXwc

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today, leafy did a video about "female maskers".
fucking christ, man

>>6254624
Start your own game and win before him to reassert your dominance.

>>6254624
remind him that he could be playing better games than solitare

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>>6254607
>if I got similar genes to my sis this is gonna be fun and painful but mostly fun
here's hoping I got my mom's boob genes and not my sister's :/
>first two eps
have fun

>>6254613
>legal name
I'm probably gonna switch to Isotera or Iriseil once I start going by Charlotte full time, but for now, I'm just using the board to get used to the new name

>>6254621
I'll say that she can be relatable in some way, but I mean.... she's supposed to be the soulless one that represents someone who resorts to numbing drugs when they're stressed and becomes the "perfect girl", obedient and emotionless.
You're actually supposed to be able to relate with shinji, asuka, misato or rei.

>>6254595

t-true

>>6254580

you could get one of those snap on case thingys! they come in pinkkk,

>>6254616

what's a 1060?

>>6254540
Interesting name, where does it come from. I sometimes use Eka irl.

>>6254567
26 months in three days.

>>6254574
HiHi
I was worried about you, but you seam to have turned around.

>>6254593
If you are using patches, you should be able to start now. No clotting issues with them. Should have sent you some extras I had before your trip. I can't use them anymore.

>>6254613
Farmer...

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So all the passing or just super cute sluts of mtfg, what's the best way to rip money off from filthy chasers online?

I wouldn't do this otherwise but like seriously have gotten so fed up with having always one of them in my life, pretending that they're like super interested in me and suddenly some day its all about their fantasies. They should atleast pay me for listening their icky fantasies.

Tfw no girl voice

>>6254624
here's what you do
>say nothing
>crawl up to him quietly
>reach up to his crotch
>unzip his fly
>pull out dick
>succ

>>6254637
yes

Im p sure youll be a cutie

>>6254638
iktf ;_;

I really really hope some day i wont know this feel

>>6254646
oh... an nvidia gtx 1060 graphics card

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>>6254640
As in females that wear masks or males that wear masks to look female?

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>>6254631
>>6254641
>>6254642

his graphics card died so he's been playing crappy games on his stock gpu all upsetti spaghetti
i don't want to let him use my computer cause he'll install DS3 on it and i don't wanna watch him play that boring game

>>6254650
you sound better than me at least

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>>6254598
>whatever you do, do NOT watch the rebuilds until you've finished the original show.
Noted.

>>6254607
>for real if I got similar genes to my sis this is gonna be fun and painful but mostly fun
All my female relatives either have small boobs, but are small/petite in general, or they have big boobs but they're fat.
>tfw I'm tall and slim
>tfw I can't look at family members to guage boob potential
>tfw it's pretty much gonna be a crapshoot

>>6254649
Amazon wishlist maybe?

>>6254658
Tell him that he can use your comp on the condition that he doesnt download that shitty game then

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>>6254657
the latter.
the masks are horrifying.
they also wear bodysuits.
& these are old men too.
we need trump to become president & do something about this –NOW

>>6254658
>all upsetti spaghetti
that's why it's absolutely crucial to follow my advice

>>6254658
Aww, that sucks. Kind of similar situation for me, my SSD seems to have died so now I'm installing Windows on my backup HD and hoping I can at least get something running.

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>>6254659
At least you don't sound like pic related, aka me

>>6254649

>buy me this (insert clothes here) and you'll get to see me wear them

>>6254658
nuzzle up to his chest and make purring noises

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>>6254638
>>6254654
dw girls i'll come give them an inspection
>>6254645
>here's hoping I got my mom's boob genes and not my sister's :/
I'm hoping for the opposite, my mom's are Bs. Then again she's 50 so I guess they've gotten smaller over the years? Her health habits haven't helped either.
>have fun
I will if you haven't been overhyping it!

>>6254624
>s-should i go remind him i'm still alive?

Your gonna do something lewd?

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>>6254676
youre girl voice is perfect tho when you actually use it

Mine is awful

>>6254658
he's all broken and dishevelled. That is a man truly on the edge. It's only a matter of time until he cracks and breaks out into song.

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>>6254647
Its a nickname for Epsilon
I used it to make sure it meant nothing

I work at a comic shop that also sells Magic cards
AMA about Magic

>>6254649
ask them to buy you clothes for you to wear for them

>>6254653
this always works

>>6254654
>///////< thx

>>6254614
>>6254619
seroquil is pretty good I hear, I use effexor

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>>6254676
hold the door .________."

>>6254664
>>6254680
okay, how do you do that?
just throw the list at them ??

is it weird that I don't really want my self harm scars to fade?

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>>6254668
So like animegao kigurumi, or something else?

>>6254690
>magic
Oh shit nigga, do you play or just work there?

>>6254676
don't even... your girl voice is perfect
made me feel like a shit when I realised I tried to help you with my hon instruction when you had a perfect girl voice and you were joking

>>6254699
its overshadowed by the fact that you have them. I hope you stopped doing that.

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>>6254598
>just going by the size of your nipples theyre not gonna be tiny
what

is there really a correlation

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on a scale of 1 to hon how fucked am I

pre everything, no makeup.

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>>6254660
>do NOT
they're soulless, dehumanized versions of the original art. They traded their humanity for a big budget, good 3D and fanservice.
I'll admit they're pretty af, so it's worth a watch, but just not before anything else.

>>6254683
My mom is a D, my one sister is an AA. The other is currently a B, but she's like 15.
>tfw I feel like a creep because I only know this from seeing their bras lying around.
>tfw it's not creepy if I'm a grill too, right?

>>6254708
I thought they grew steadily for like 2 years?

>>6254647
No trip anymore? I'm not too worried about clotting. Given how many times I should have died and all the abuse my shell has been through, I think it still can take a lot more...