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Cis Lesgen

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Cis Lesbian General: Shallow Q&A edition

Have a pointless question you want to ask the other anons? Curious to get to know your fellows? For example: Meyers Briggs? What other boards do you frequent? Latest purchase? Etc.

This thread is intended for AFAB lesbian discussion. Filtration devices for community health here: http://pastebin.com/hmZKdbmE

Bisexuals, transgender lesbians, and men with questions will find prompt responses in the other generals (bigen, tlgen, etc). Respect for the rules is appreciated.

AUCTION IS CLOSED: >>6239459
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>>6251958
>hetero couple kissing
get that shit off my lesgen
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>>6251991
Hide and ignore bb
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>>6251991
Hey upon closer inspection that's two women! You're rude!
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>>6251991
Your implication that I'm a boy cuts me deep.
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>>6252274
not with that brow bossing

>>6251958
the one on the right is clearly a man. stop posting hetero piggu stuff on lesgen
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>>6252284
You aren't bad looking m8. Just typical y chromosome jealousy you know how it is. Ignore it. And tell me about what having a girlfriend is like.
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Would being a breeder be easier than being a lezzy?
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^ do not respond to the y chromosome questions.
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>>6251499
>Meyers Briggs

Who here INFP?
I wish I had someone I could really feel connected to at college, got only a couple of actual friends from home I sometimes get to see on saturdays and that's it. It gets lonely sometimes during the week. Not finding people I'm not compatible with has kind of made me apathetic towards my peers.
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>>6252351
>you aren't bad looking
>hitting on an obvious man
>being a trammy chaser
pls go and stay go
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>>6252362
I would only be a breeder if the guy was very feminine, but I'm so lonely I would pretty much date anyone at this point.
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If you want a good bawww, here's "Maybe Someday" in webm:

>>>/wsg/1096240

(Easter egg: even Martine sheds a tear)
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>>6252541
Get a gf and forget the subhumans.
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>>6251958
Cute couple. Happy to see you happy. Even if you're in the jaws of a face eater.

>>6252621
Awwww thaaaats fucked uuuuup....
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Tranny get out. >>6252527
Only trannies think people can't tell an actual tomboy female from a biological dude.

>>6251958
Ignore jealous foreveralone transbians, you're qt and your gf is tbqh qter.
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>>6252678
Seconded
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>>6252541
Please stop reinforcing this awful feeling. I have it and I don't want to believe I shouldn't be repressing the hell out of it.
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>>6252713
>>6252541
Y chromosomes make yourselves useful and off yourselves.

Alright that's enough of that. I'm feelings a cleanse on the horizon.
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>>6252621

Wait what.
Nooo
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>>6252713
That you're so lonely you'd date anyone?
I wish I could be that open-minded. You can't be lonelier than I am. My standards have lowered these past few years but still not low enough for really fat, old, or ugly women let alone any men. Goddamnit body, stop wanting a qt fukken gf.
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>>6252787
Are you a dude? You sound like a dude.
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Paranoia: The Thread.
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God you're a joke without me
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>>6252761
>Y chromosomes make yourselves useful and off yourselves.
You should chill out with all this self-hate, bro.It's not good for you. Why are tbians such man haters, seriously
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>>6252820
Actually, yes I am a dude. What gave it away?
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>>6252880
Your need to assert dominance shows.
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Story time! Tell about how you lost your virginity, lesgen.
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>>6252902
fuck off of this planet
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>>6252935
>be me
>be 13
>have this volley ball team mate at my home
>girly things and stuff
>can I stay for the night?
>mom, I have an actual friend who wants to stay at my future NEET cave.
>sure, whatever my bastard child.
>skip hours of preteen shittalking
>Anon, where do I sleep
>have a big bed
>"You can be my teddy bear" - No shit, I actually said that thing.
>she accepts
>go to bed, sleep under same blanket
>give her a hug without thinking for it
>oh shit
>she hugs me back
>extremely awkward dry humping ensues
Anyway, after that we started to touch our dramatic parts. It was awkward, and I don't want to remember how red I became when she touched me for the first. Anyway, we both came and the next morning was sweet. Later on it was extremely awkward to change clothes around her because reasons.
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>>6252957
pretty sure she already is a planet, a hamplanet
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>>6252957
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>>6252902
For the second thread in a row, I have to point out your retardation, S. smfh.
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>>6253082
YaY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Another "we are all S" thread?

Another "we are all S" thread.
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im tra/\/s btw
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>>6253130
>>6253124
>>6253113
>>6253082
>>6253050
>>etcetc
Op this is the part where you nuke the thread and try again.
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So?
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okay so theres a girl i really like and weve been on a couple of dates now
we didnt do anything special but it was nice

im developing really strong feels here
like really strong
what do
i feel like im a frickin clinger or something i dont wanna be that
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>>6253163

Just enjoy having close feelings for another person while keeping realistic expectations. If you worry about being clingy and distance yourself, it could sabotage things.
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>>6253163
Kiss her and call it a day.
that way you will both be sprung on each other
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Hehe, you guys, that lesbian festival I was posting about a few days ago has a bright pink truck where they do mobile breast exams.

I mean, it's sponsored by Komen and stuff so it's legit and all but just imagine the possibilities.
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stop namefagging you fuckers
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>>6253195
Stop pretending to be me.
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>>6253175
That sounds like crap! >>6253163 No matter what you do, your body will take its cores, you can pretend wut ever the fuck you want, bitch is aready into you, and you as ushual are already in to her. Jus putch it an make et happon. Stop pretending like this is some sort of fairy talile just fucking do it.
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>>6253175
im not gonna distance myself im just worried that im falling 2hard2soon and its gonna weird her out

>>6253181
we already kissed a couple of times
i instigated it too. proud of that
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>>6253195
>>6253195
Stop pretending to be me.
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>tfw have S filtered so most of the anons are now hidden
A bit of a relief, really.

>>6253156
I would commence a cleanse but I don't see anything too bad. I'm gonna play Overwatch. You kids be nice.

>>6253194
You should sneak in and pretend to be an examiner.

>>6253163
Take a breath and remember - keep it cool. Don't get wrapped up or you'll end up losing.
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>>6253220
Theeeeen whats your question???? are you attenction whoreing? this feels like attencion whoreing.
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>>6253220
>im falling 2hard2soon

That's why I said to just keep realistic expectations and don't start dreaming about wedded bliss when you've been together a month.
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>>6253218
3/10 for effort but not convincing

>>6253203
>>6253230
no. stay away or i'll use my gun
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>>6253232
>>6253246
how do i keep it cool?
this is new to me i havent been like this before

>>6253242
im not i swear
im scared ill mess things up and want advice
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>>6253260
Jokes on you. I, too, have a gun.
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>>6253246
Fuckoutahhere, that sounds like mour she gonna suck it an u gon a get stuck, an ten the cheating and the you killing yourself. always the way. NO MATTER WHAT.(not so much the kill yourself part)
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Tfw you wear nice shoes and they rub holes into your toes and then you have a bath and it's pretty uncomfortable. Stick with lesbian shoes, dykes.


>>6253163
>>6253220
>crippling fear I'm going to be mis-identified as this poster
T-that's not me I swear, it's not my posting style!
>crippling fear it appears as if the lady doth protest too much
Pls believe me
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>>6253268
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAS MOUR CRAP! HOW TAN U FUCK IT UP, SHES ALREADY OVER THERE AAAAALLLLL THE CUKEN TIME! YOUR ATTENCION WHOOOORIN.

>>6253280
>>6253260
pitch peez
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>>6253312
UUUHHHH wgaf?
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>tfw you're on a date with a qt and your balls pop out of your panties under your dress
anyone ktf?
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>>6253312
>>crippling fear I'm going to be mis-identified as this poster
>T-that's not me I swear, it's not my posting style!
>>crippling fear it appears as if the lady doth protest too much
>Pls believe me

You realize you're anonymous, right...?
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>>6253346
Its not anonmoose its S'sS's
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>>6253346
No i'm S
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>>6253339
I know that feel, anon.
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>>6253367
Noooooooo, Your face is S
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>>6253312
>tfw u see qt on lesgen
It's okay I believe you~~
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>>6253373
Ballzy
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Hay guise what does S Stand for
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>>6253402
yeah muts b soot or something.
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>>6253381
Moot,
>compassion in 4chan
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>>6253402
S for shitposting
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>>6253402
S stands for stranssexual
only attracted to Barbara Streisand
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Booooooo.u kilt it
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>>6253381
Praise Allah! SWT

>>6253375
Ur moms face is S
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>>6253381
>>6253312
Whatever. Look just point me to a place that is known for goldstars.
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>>6253512
Your dad's face is S
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>>6253522
>point me to a place that is known for goldstars.
>>6232132
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>>6253545
Ass. SSS HOOOO.
Im allergenic, those folks are toxic to me. Am i really the only gold star left?
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I really regret starting this...

>tfw no lesbian cleanse from azn goldstar nazi anon
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>>6253591
I'll be honest, I could only get about 5 posts deep into fake S before I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

Lesgen; Kill Yourselves edition
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>>6252935
>be me
>first gf ever, 16 and 17 (I was 17)
>was extremely ashamed still, I was raised religious so I had intense shame and repression whenever I saw girls/become aroused by them
>gf and I attend same Christian high school
>hang in her room in her tiny bed
>"anon, I really want to fuck you."
>I agree, even though I am nervous and all that garbage
>she takes me through it slow, removing each clothing piece at a time
>sucks tits, runs hand slowly down to finger me, whispers in my ear and kisses my neck
>doesn't laugh as I shake from arousal/shame
>talks low and quiet to me
>I loosen up and cum, eventually return the favor
>we lay together and cuddle even though we're sweaty and tired.

It's kinda funny because she learned all the foreplay from me and used it against me.
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>>6253591
I'm here boo boo. Everything is fire.
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>>6253822

Hey now, you're an all-star. <3
Oh wait, that's Smashmouth...
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>>6251499
Why are you guy's spamming bait all over the rest of the board?
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>>6253684
>It's kinda funny because she learned all the foreplay from me and used it against me.
So you taught your gf how to fuck you
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>>6253913

Actual lesbians (the 10 or so who are) don't even leave lesgen. If someone's trolling it's probably a transbian angry at "cis" lesgen who is trying to bring trolls here.
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>>6253934
Bullshit, it's your trash all over the board. I hope the mods sweep you out and you learn your lesson for this.
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>>6253965
You're just making it more obvious with bait answers. People can evade ip, it's not hard and they should take a look at what you're shitting up.

IF you want others to treat you with respect then you've got to do that too.
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>>6253982
>"waaaah I go to 4chan for quality content and someone's trolling meee. mommy!"

Also link to the trolling or stfu, no one even knows what you're talking about.
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>>6253895
Girls are cute.

>>6254020
Just ignore them. They bring up "WAH STOP BAITING ALL OVER THE BOARD" randomly. Doesn't even remotely make sense.
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>>6254036
>tfw no gf to ever have lesbian bed death with
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>>6254052
>tfw no lesbian gf to accept me and my feminine penis
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>>6251958
>a boy
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>mfw men are this desperate for attention from women
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>>6254112
>desperate for attention from women
>projecting this hard
some of us just come here to roleplay as lesbians y'know
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>>6254139

Keep fooling yourself, /r9k/.
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I have some questions.

So I have an instagram which I barely use and only made it for LGBT stuff and uploaded some cat pictures, no pictures of me though. I have been following this girl for awhile and she follows me back. She is really pretty and I got curious about her, so I looked her up on Facebook. Found out she not only is very cute, we have a lot in common and we could probably get along well (and m-maybe get married someday), so I really want to talk to her.

How do I go about this? I guess it would be really creepy to just say I stalked her and think we should be friends? I am an autistic potato also, so that might be a problem too. What should I do?
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>>6254181
>no pictures of me though

First, put up a photo of you and see if she likes or comments on it. Right now t b h she's probably only following you for cute lesbian couple photos or because she follows everyone back who follows her. She definitely doesn't have feelings for someone who is invisible to her.

>m-marriage

Gotta make sure she's even physically interested in you first, amiga.
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>>6254160
>Keep fooling yourself, /r9k/
Sounds like you're the only one fooling them self here is you. See, the difference between me and you is I know I'm a man roleplaying as a lesbian on lesgen. You're still in denial. It's okay, you can come clean we're all men here.
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>>6254223

>breaking character
>tfw you've failed at everything in life thus far, even fake roleplaying

Also

>tfw waiting for real supergirl anon to deliver on her drunk orgasm recording
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>>6254332
>sushi
You do know sushi is Japanese, right?
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>>6254352
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>>6254352
Are you implying that I eat sushi because I'm Japanese? Well I don't because I'm not.
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>>6254020
Almost all of this thread is bait and shit posting. And from the looks of it, it's mostly being done by regulars having a giggle.

Basically why are you asking them to link anything?
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>>6254423
No? I'm implying that's what the other poster was implying. I know you're not Japanese.
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>did the MBTI test, got INTJ
>Other people who got INTJ are insufferable twats

oh fuck am I an insufferable twat and never realized it

oh no
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>>6254423
What species of asian are you, anyway? You said you were half white and half korean right?

Also, goddamnit, I feel like I need to post even qter girls in reply to your qt girls but I don't think it's possible this time.
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>>6254450
>What species of asian are you, anyway? You said you were half white and half korean right?
Y'all are shitty stalkers.
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>>6254450
Korean and Chinese. I don't save many solo pics.

>>6254438
Let it be known.
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>>6254450
>species of asian
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>>6254522
>Chinese
What kind?
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>>6254550
Mandarin.
>tfw descended from Ming dynasty
>tfw actual royalty so "Queen" is my birthright
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>>6254625
Well no wonder you're so bossy!
Mainland or tw?
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>>6252982

deserves a (You)
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What fuck happened in this thread.
I just
No
I don't even

Someone please take me up on my offer to slit my neck, shit down my throat, and call me daddy. I'm fuggin done.

But hey, let's pick ourselves up and look at the good things
>got a summer job
>ate half a red cabbage raw
>rode my bike real fast and passed a couple of guys in full gear who then started a race (look forward to this every time I take my bike out)
>let them pass me for a bit to catch my breath and put on a hype song (voxtrot blood red blood for some reason?)
>burst of energy
>destroy their asses and leave them so far in the dust that I had time to whip one of my legs around, stand on one peddle and swerve back and forth across the trail
>when they finally caught up with me at the street light one said "good hustle!" while the other said "rematch tomorrow" before they took off

Gehehehehe.

What have you done with yourself recently lesgen? What's the best thing to happen to ya in the past week?
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>>6254633
Mandarin is mainland.
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>>6254796

Are you short? Tall? Femme? Tomboy? Are you 21 and look 12? I need to know how the lesgen queen looks.
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>>6254796
Tw is also Mandarin tho, which is why I asked.
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Can a lesbian have a penis?
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>>6254855

A lesbian can buy a penis...
In lots of bright colors, with unique personal features and built in birth control.
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>>6254855
No. It would get in the way.

And no vagina to play with? What. No. I'm not sticking my tongue up a booty without the reward of vag afterwards.

Also balls are disgusting. Pure horror.
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>>6254827
Well my ancestors are originally from the mainland, they scattered after they lost the empire and my branch of the family wandered into the korean peninsula.

>>6254823
Average height, chapstick who likes makeup. I get different opinions. I get told I look 15 (literally a bus driver stopped on the side of the street to ask if I needed a ride to school), but Microsoft gets my age right.
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>>6254967
I'm going to think of you as jjajangmyeonanon from now on.
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/lesgen/, why are lesbians such cunts to guys?
I get along great with almost everyone else on /lgbt/ (the exception being over sensitive trannies) but I never seem to get along with lesbians irl.
They always seem cunty, they never seem to like straight guys, they always seem like they're trying to be competitive with me in some way?
They're pretty snobby and they always think they look good when they look like shit. Out of say, 30 lesbians, I'd say 25 of them act this way.
Why are irl lesbians such cunts?
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>>6255029
Straight guys have been awful to us, so we react in kind. /topic
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What happened in this thread? It's been a while since trolls were that active here.
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>>6255044
Gay guys are sometimes cunts to straight girls as well.
I think it's like a competitive thing, that you don't want us taking your girls so mentally you guys make us enemies.
The lesbians I've met that are cool are great but you guys have a high chance of being over sensitive and not fun. Often time paired up with taking yourselves to seriously.
I don't hate lesbians, but when I one in a flannel with gages and a short haircut, I immediately know, we're not gonna get along.
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>>6255052
happens when the entire general is based on autism
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>mfw the trannies who troll by impersonating me have appeared in this thread
Does this mean I've "made it?"

Also did we get posted to /pol/ or some shit? This is a larger than average number of baitposts.

Also stop responding to the bait you losers.

>>6250845
>And by that I mean I want to have sexual relations with you.
Can we wrestle for dominance?
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>>6255044
>>6255065
This is such a good example
>>6254731
>the entire green text
none of that happened, and this is the same shit that comes up. Lesbians trying to be competitive with straight guys, you guys get insecure because of us. It's fucking odd
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Is it weird that even though we aren't dating and even though she's probably not into me that I can't see myself with anyone else? I feel delusional. I feel lovesick. This is all just very inconvenient...
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>>6255065

How dare you.
Flannel is the hottest fucking thing. I don't know if I could date a girl who can't rock red plaid.

Coming to lesgen and insulting flannel is literally the reason why we hate straight men.
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>>6255112
>Flannel is the hottest fucking thing
I'm not the straight dude and I totally agree with you about how hot it is, but I'm kinda mad that fucking everyone wears flannel and aviators now.
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>>6255108

You haven't dated her so you're able to easily idealize dating her and being with her as this magical and perfect situation. It's not weird, but it's stupid.
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>>6255108
Have you asked her out yet?

Also yeah that does sound unhealthy.
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>>6255108
I feel so dumb, how could I romanticize her when I barely know her anymore. We haven't talked in person in weeks, and even when we did, it was only for a day. I took her for granted and I feel like I'll never be able to be with her the way I want. I feel like I'll never be able to love her and cuddle her. I'll never risk even telling her my feelings because I don't think I could take such a rejection after developing feelings this hard.
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>>6255112
It is strange how we like to completely different looks on girls. Sure theres middle ground and some low test fags might like girls with flannels on but the majority I don't believe do.

>Coming to lesgen and insulting flannel is literally the reason why we hate straight men.
Im not sure how many of you guys hate straight men, but it does seem like a lot. I get the argument that growing up guys could be dicks but I never seem to find cool lesbians. Always cunts who play like 1 fps shooter and think they look great men's board shorts.
I think my competition theory is right because gay guys sometimes don't like straight girls because of the same reason. I remember a gay guy telling a straight girl not to date me because I talk to to many girls, meanwhile the fags trying to fuck me? It's an odd situation.
Also is the new supergirl a lesbian
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>>6255134
Ah, meant to reply to you, I am so sorry. I haven't. I'm too afraid to. I really don't want to ruin or risk ruining anything between us and making things awkward if she doesn't like me. I know this sounds dumb..but how do you even tell if a girl likes you? We've been friends for years, sure she says "i love you" but it's practically as just i love you as a friend.
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>>6255139

Were you the one that made/posted in that "LET IT OUT LGBT" thread?
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>>6255074
You're, joking, right? Cycling and weight lifting are my jam. I sprint on my bike more than I ride it normally. These legs are short and massive. I have torn through too many pairs of riding shorts in my time while trying to breach 30mph.

Thanks to their balls guys can't even do half the shit I do on my shitty bike. They'd crush themselves. Whatever, brody pal. It's all in good fun. I'm still too high on endorphins to care, but bored enough to post.

>>6255108
Can't let yourself get caught up on something that you never put in the effort to attain in the first place. You're doing this to yourself, and that sucks, but it's up to you to either do something about it or move on. You gotta take control here and not let your emotions control you.
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>>6255112
>>6255168
Don't respond to breeders, senpai

>>6255139
>>6255154
>I haven't. I'm too afraid to. I really don't want to ruin or risk ruining anything between us and making things awkward if she doesn't like me.
You say you barely talk anymore. What have you got to lose? Ask her out in a nonautistic way and you won't ruin anything.

If you try and she rejects you, it'll hurt, but at least you can be proud of yourself for putting it out there. And at least it'll resolve it one way or another. Right now you're in this weird obsessive limbo. Either she'll say yes and it'll be amazing, or she'll say no, and it'll force you to get over it. Either option is better than where you are now.

> I know this sounds dumb..but how do you even tell if a girl likes you?
Literally the only way is to ask. Hetero chicks do all sorts of things that seem flirtatious, so you have to be blunt or you will never know.
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>>6255143

Why did you even bother asking if you already have a predetermined and unchangeable view?
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>>6255134
>mfw You're still pretending to be me

I am one step away from tripfagging, if it will prevent the trannies from impersonating me
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>>6255168
lol what the fuck
this is exactly the shit I'm talking about, this is such a good fucking example.
>Thanks to their balls guys can't even do half the shit I do on my shitty bike
What the fuck are you talking about
Fuck lesbians are just the worst, I get it's annoying to compete with us and bi girls can be frustrating but don't fuck hate us.
I want to be cool with you guys but so many of you are like pseudo wanna be alpha males and it's fucking boring.
Sorry lesbians that aren't like this, and I know this is a glaring generalization but fuck a lot of you are cunts.
I get along so much better with gay guys then lesbians and it somewhat bums me out.
>>6255179
It's not an unchangeable view, I've asked questions on here before and I've gotten good answers. Normally /lgbt/ goes against the grain of regular irl lgbt views and I was wondering if you guys noticed board shorted lesbians with energy drinks hating straight guys and why would they
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GODDAMNIT THERE BEING TWO SU ANONS IS REALLY FUGGING CONFUSING YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME POST STYLE TOO
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>>6255177
But they insulted the thing that made my day today. The guys I raced were cool about it, too.

Nah you're right. He can have his strange theories based on nothing but anecdotes.

You're doing a good job helping this girl by the way. I was all blunt and to the point about it. Probably didn't help much. Can't give up a chance to post them there gay space rocks though.
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>>6255182

Well whichever one of you is the real Mystique, you've definitely got to post that vocaroo orgasm to confirm the authenticity of your trip.
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>>6255209
I'm betting that's a fake one. Suspicious comma usage and filename.
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>>6255202
No we don't. Notice the random capitalized Y in his greentext? Just ignore him and he'll go away.

>>6255209
Senpai, can't you tell that's not me? Don't ask men for orgasm vocaroos, they'll probably deliver.

>>6255207
Was I not blunt? I must be losing my touch.
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>>6255202
They don't have very similar posting styles tho.
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>>6255216
>>6255240
Thx bby.
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>>6255196
Haha ok, one last post for you. I don't hate men as a whole. Never did, never will. I don't like how awkward it can be when they ignore the fact that I'm gay, but I don't hate them. You're real riled up. If you were a fellow bilefag, you'd know the ball breaking jokes by now. Ok I'm done brody. Sorry superg. I broke my promise.

>>6255219
Naw, you're still getting straight to the point, I just distilled my post down to "take control and ownership of your emotions and actions" and left it at that. You're actually answering fully.
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>>6255219

Not supergirl, dummy, Steven Universe.
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>>6255196

Are you like this irl? It's hard to chill with you if you've made it clear you have all these preconceptions that the out lesbian you're talking to is a cunt until proven otherwise.

Also, weird because ime those "brobians" you seem to be talking about tend to be the ones who have mostly guy friends.

Also, geoanon is competitive with literally everything in every way and she's always bragging about everything she can. I don't think it's a guy thing except maybe she thinks beating guys will look more impressive to her buddies over at lesgen.
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>>6255177
>>6255202
>>6255216
>>6255240
>>6255182
>>6255209
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>>6255255
>Sorry superg. I broke my promise.
You can make it up to me by dressing up like my waifu and sitting on my face.

>Naw, you're still getting straight to the point
Just telling her exactly what I tell myself when this sort of thing comes up, desu. Shit or get off the pot, right?

>>6255266
Oh. Why am I stupid? That's totally obvious in retrospect.

One of them hates goldstar and one of them doesn't, IIRC. The geologist one doesn't hate goldstar.
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>>6255266
There has always been more than one SU poster. I'm geo/gym/shittyart/sometimes drunk/stupid giggling vocaroo anon.

It's an anonymous board. You gotta be prepared for this shit. I have literal gigs of stupid pictures on my phone and a lot of them happen to lesbian mineral based aliens.

Have a MOTO-BOTO
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>>6255283
>implying people care
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>>6255255
>you'd know the ball breaking jokes by now
you think im upset because you made balls jokes?
i genuinely don't get why there is such a divide between straight and gays when it comes to the opposite gender.
I get the theory of straight guys didn't leave you guys alone but most of these dykes deffinetely aren't getting hit on by straight guys and they still seem angry.
I don't hate lesbians either, but it does bum me out that I know that most of them are like this hive mind of trying to be bros, while simultaneously disliking straight guys and never being fun.
>>6255271
>Are you like this irl? It's hard to chill with you if you've made it clear you have all these preconceptions
not at all, stereotypes are wrong when they start to make you come up with preconceived notions of a type of person before you've met them, I'm saying from anecdotal evidence lesbians seem to suck. I try to not let that effect my judgeent before I've met one, and I've also met some cool lesbians.
>brobians
I guess? It seems to be the dyke like ones, but ive met like 3 lipstick lesbians so idk

>I don't think it's a guy thing except maybe she thinks beating guys will look more impressive to her buddies over at lesgen.
Of course she think it does. I'm not saying to not be competitive (even though clearly the story is bullshit and not because that I don't think a lesbian can out bike someone but because of how over dramatic and unrealistic it fucking is).
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>>6255271
Hehehehe I love to blogpost about things that make me happy. Nothing to lose by doing that. Good grades? Yup, gonna share. Won a fun race? Gonna share. Someone asks for art? I'll post some shitty sketches and paintings. Get laid on a regular basis for the first time in months? Gonna share it.

It's not like I do it to cheer myself up when I'm feeling shitty (constantly? Oh whoops) or anything :,^)

Love you too anon.
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>>6255293
I care about you, sweet thing.

Ain't nothing you can do to make me stop. Why don't you tell me a little about yourself?

Pick one:
What's your favorite part of hanging out with women that you're attracted to?

Favorite thing to do on a first date?

Any passions you love seeing in a woman?

Best thing that's happened to you all week?
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>>6255311
I thought that unlike most of us you actually have irl friends to talk about shit with? Like the one that randomly decided to take that picture of your ass that I now have saved on my laptop.
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>>6255331
Mother fugger I knew that was a mistake. I only posted it to prove I wasn't full of shit.

My friends are scattered across the states or within the city proper. Also since a lot of them are men I don't talk about these kinds of things with them. The women I'm friends with I don't want to bore with this kind of thing. I'd rather they have a good time.

4chan is my release. You can have a life and still feel walled off from people. If anything it makes you seem cool and unaffected.

Sorry if it comes across badly, but hey, it's 4chan. It doesn't matter for shit.
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>>6255308
If you saw that ass pic you wouldn't be doubting the bike thing.

Why do you assume that every guy on a bike is automatically better at it than a woman?
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>>6255219
>refusing to post an orgasm vocaroo
Well, at least we know you're the fake supergirl poster since you won't provide proof.
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>>6255391
You're not my senpai. Where is she, anyway? We need her genocidal tendencies right now.
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>>6255398
>still not providing proof
Sir, please leave. There's no need to cause a scene here.
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This >>6255402
But also, actual supergirl anon never - I MEAN NEVURRR - says "senpai".
Superanon is very anti-weeaboo.
Fakesuperanon confirmed as tranny.
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>>6255419
>Superanon is very anti-weeaboo.
Aww, I'm touched you remembered. Spirited Away still a shit.

I'm shitposting, tho, all bets are off on the stupid shit I'll say. Plus, that wordfilter.
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>>6255432
Y-you tricked me. ; ;
You tricked...us....
That's so deceptive.
I just. We had built this deep trust. This deep understanding. And now...I just can't trust you anymore. It's like the end of an era.
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>>6255460
Wait, because I said senpai or because Spirited Away a shit?
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>>6255432
>Spirited Away still a shit.
I'm still slightly upset about this.
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>>6255476
You'll be less upset if you stop liking garbage things, anon.
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>>6255479
>garbage things
>goes autistic over a mediocre CW show that's gonna be canceled in two years
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>>6255488
It's on the CW and it has great ratings for a freshman show. I'm thinking 16 seasons, only the first four of which are watchable.
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>>6255479
>garbage things
Pot, kettle, etc.
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>>6255501
Don't talk shit to me or my waifu ever again.
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God I fucking hate when it flips my pictures sideways.
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>>6255508
I like you too.
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>>6255479
Nah liking trash works out fine for me, it's disagreeing about what constitutes trash that's upsetting. I really liked your taste up until that point so I was disappointed at having to recalibrate.
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>>6255514
Enough to dress up like my waifu and sit on my face, anon?

>>6255517
Oh, really? Were you the anon I dragged into watching AOS, Supergirl, and POI?

My taste is very good. Anime just a shit.
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>>6255517
And if it makes you feel better, Spirited Away is LESS shit than most anime I've been dragged into seeing.
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>>6255521
Only if you also sit on my face.
And here, have an anime gif since you seem to be fond of it.
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>>6255526
Will you still be dressed up like my waifu? If so, deal!
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>>6255530
I could try, even if blonde hair probably won't suit me.
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>>6255543
D E A L
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>>6255521
>Oh, really? Were you the anon I dragged into watching AOS, Supergirl, and POI?
Pretty sure I'm not the only one, but yeah. Though something else put POI on the list for me.

>>6255525
Nah I'm still grumpy about not being able to use you as a recommender system for all things.
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>>6255562
That's fair. I wasn't 100% on POI being my rec. Shit ain't obscure.

Soothe thine aching tookus, anon, my recommendations for all things not weeashit remain impeccable.
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>>6254731
I kissed a cute girl a bunch of times.
Pretty good times.

Also
>voxtrot
Yasss
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/lesgen/ do you like Yuri?
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>>6255595
I haven't seen this joke in /u/ for a while.
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>>6255595
Fuck year, spacemen are rad
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>>6255574
>Shit ain't obscure
Yep, even the nips talk about it.

>my recommendations for all things not weeashit remain impeccable
I suppose we'll see about that, I've only really seen you talk about superhero media.
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>>6253932
I just knew how to turn a girl on. I didn't know a thing about making them cum.
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>>6255886
>I just knew how to turn a girl on. I didn't know a thing about making them cum.
By cupping her feminine penis gently
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>>6255595

Yelena is more my style
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>>6256057
imagine her nose rubbing against...
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>>6256118
L-Lewd Anon!
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Well I was hoping through the past, anons would have adapted a sense of knowing how to fucking hide and ignore bait posts - especially how to recognize not responding to straight ugh questions let's them lose interest. Am I running a thread of idiot SU posters? Can I go to bed early and wake up without cringing? I need to write a sekrit manual or something.

ANYWAY start fresh. I know the limits of the group during an invasion. So I'll have to work around it.

>>6256057
That face tho
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>>6256372

Sleep tight, qween.

>>6256057

This qt quadlingual italian is worth mentioning too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPUvzn3CTQc&feature=youtube_gdata
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>>6256809
I'm awake. I'm working now.

>>6255525
Hiw do you feel about mango if you hate animu? I don't watch as much animu as I read mango.
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>>6254074
SUPERWHORE ANON IS A TRANNY CONFIRMED

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT YOU
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Attn everyone, I'm not a lesbian anymore, I'm a str8 girl now and I love sucking big hairy dicks and balls. So I won't be posting in these threads anymore. kthxbai
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>>6254731
Hah! Nice.
>straight friend invites me over
>haven't got a car and haven't done my morning run yet
>literally run to her house which is three miles down a hiking trail. Get lost three times then finally arrive at her scary slightly-rural neighborhood.
>she has waffles
>watch shitty movie.
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>>6257019
Mhm, getting to run in the woods for waffles and a shitty movie sounds worth it. You best be good at rifftracking.
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>>6256993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
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Lesgen, send help.
There's this super cute girl who I like, we've been out a couple of times, and she posts in this very thread and is reading this right now.

What do~
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>>6257209
Nothing, since she's a lesbian and you're not.
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>>6257285
SHOTS FIRED
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>>6257355
Wow. Haven't seen that in here for a wile
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>>6256372
There she is. What's up with the bait infestation this thread? Seems like a coordinated troll effort, like we've been posted somewhere. And everyone's fucking responding to it.

>>6256829
I would say mango is exactly as shit as animu but at least legions of obnoxious weeashits aren't constantly trying to convince me I'd like it if I only watched it a little so I'm gonna say it's just as shit but far less annoying.
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>>6257355
nice black people meme
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>pining over girl who's pining over another chick
>this chick causes her anxiety anger and depression. Chick is not into her, she admits she used to be but not anymore and that she doesn't want much to do with girl
>I am girl's only real friend
>she cries to me about how upset she is that chick is "dragging her along", messing with her head, controlling her with hope, etc
>meanwhile she evades the subject everytime I bring up how I feel about her...I don't know how she does it, she sidesteps it like a pro
>also I feel like a huge dick for even bringing that up when I know she's so emotional about this other chick
>never really feel anger until now...now everytime I think about how hypocritical and oblivious she's being with me, it makes me so mad that I've started punching some holes in my walls

This is ridiculous, I can't take it. If she had other friends I'd just cut her out right now, but I really can't stand the thought of leaving her totally alone. Fucking hell.
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>>6257569
>What's up with the bait infestation
I take the blame. I assumed that the males and cd males calmed down and wouldn't sperg out. But they didn't and they are acting up. I like having a different general to distract them with, but for now I'm going to have to carefully engineer these threads. I don't like having to act as the mod but I feel compelled to. And even if I wanted to I am working/studying/at school and can't monitor it during the times they really charge in. I'm formulating a game plan.

>It's just as shit but far less annoying
I still can't pry myself away from yuri.
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>>6257645
>meanwhile she evades the subject everytime I bring up how I feel about her...I don't know how she does it, she sidesteps it like a pro
>I think about how hypocritical and oblivious she's being with me
She's not oblivious. She's just not into you. You bring it up, and she sidesteps it. She knows, she's just trying to avoid having to fight with you about it and losing her friend. And she doesn't owe you shit. She's treating you like a friend and talking about her problems. You are not entitled to have her reciprocate your feelings just because you want her to. Don't be a Nice Guy in dyke form.

>>6257658
> I don't like having to act as the mod but I feel compelled to.
You're the hero we need, goldstar.

I think someone should recreate chill lesgen desu, it gave us somewhere to send them so they'd leave us alone.

>I still can't pry myself away from yuri.
They all look like fucking children. I don't get it.
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Ooh I get it. It's jealousy. I mean it's that all the time but zooming out and seeing the op image amongst the others in the catalog - it triggered them. They became upset when they saw the laughing lesbians, they became lured in by the image of two qt girls, and so that's what accelerated the shitposting. If i had set the image as a smiling camel or a woman reading a book they wouldn't have given two shits. Geezus and in my hurry to make a thread while out of the house I just stuck a random gif that was saved to my drive.

>>6257693
>they all look like fucking children I don't get it
Implying that's a negative thing. Also, since I've consumed all the yuri there is I know that's a misconception.
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>>6257693
>They all look like fucking children
Please, superanon, I like you and all, but refrain from talking about things you don't know.
It's like saying comic books only depict retards in tighs awfully drawn.
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>>6257693

A friend would give me an outright rejection instead of kicking it down the road like a puss. Don't read me wrong, I don't expect any attraction or feelings from anyone. I've made it plain that I like her and that I don't stop talking to people just because they don't wanna fuck me, but I draw the line at someone treating me like an idiot. At this point she's basically using me knowing that I will do absolutely anything to help her while refusing to acknowledge why I go to any lengths to make her happy. That is not friend-like behavior.
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>>6257714
>Implying that's a negative thing.
>mfw

>>6257722
You're right. I really hate the style of drawing and I do think it makes all the characters look childlike to me (big eyes, etc), which makes all hentai entirely unpalatable to me. But I guess if you're used to the art style you'd probably see it differently.
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>>6257658
>I still can't pry myself away from yuri
Name your top 5. Current or all-time, whichever is easier.

>>6257693
>They all look like fucking children. I don't get it.
So do a lot of irl Asians.
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/Lesgen, are you athletic? Do you do sports? For me, i'm in the college volley ball team.
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>>6257749
A good chunk of mangaka don't draw those awful bug eyes but yes, to each their own.
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>>6257736
Hmm. How have you tried to talk to her about it?

Would you still wanna be friends after an outright rejection? Cuz you can get one of those if you really wanna.

>>6257753
>So do a lot of irl Asians.
Wut.
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>>6257755
I used to ride horses competitively. I should get back into it. Expensive tho.
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>>6257774

I've tried expressing some of those feelings, briefly touching on them I suppose. That's as far as I can get because 1) she sidesteps that too 2) I don't wanna push her when she's busy being upset about someone else. I'm friends with plenty of people who rejected me, doesn't bother me.
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>>6257794
If you really wanna get it over with, you can try doing something like sending an email. Hard to sidestep that. Might torpedo your friendship, though.

If you don't wanna push her though, probably best to drop it entirely, especially since it sounds like she knows but she's not into it.
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>>6257774
>Wut
Just making a joke about how Asians look younger than they are.
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>>6257844
Oh, okay. I read that as earnest and got confused.
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>>6257857
>>6257838
You should get help because your SG shit is really over the limits of decency.
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>>6257209
Personally I'd recommend continuing with the flattery and, if you're lucky, maybe she'll paint your face red in embarrassment and lipstick.

>>6257285
stfu shitlord ill fukin av ya m8

>tfw 10 years in and someone finally finds fitting bait
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>>6257918
Just how I like it.
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>>6255044
>>6255065
That's some pretty level headed responses from someone breaking the rules.
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>>6257753
This is so hard but in no particular order
Husky and Medley
Kase-San
Their story
Octave
Everything by Itou Hachi

And even though it doesn't really count, Oddman 11

Oneshots:
Everything by Itou
Everything by Amano Shuninta
Dusk, orange, and the blooming flowers
Forever Girls
At the bottom of the stairway to adulthood
Hiiragi Yutaka can always get me off from some reason
I know I'm forgetting a big one. I hate this.

>>6257749
Why wouldn't you want to be the little 12 yo fox girl living with her stoic female master and getting loved on each day? I would want to be the master tho.
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>>6258065
>Hiiragi Yutaka
When her damn serialization will stop being sub-subtext, though.
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>>6258065
>Why wouldn't you want to be the little 12 yo fox girl living with her stoic female master and getting loved on each day?
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>>6258079
Yeah I haven't been following her series. I want her to go back to porn. Where she shows big boobies being groped and sex with clothes on. Good shit. Also no 2d posting you dweeb.
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>>6258100
It's legal if she's a different species. The law cant stop me. Which reminds me that a considerable portion of taxes in New Lesbos will go to producing such creatures. No furry tho.
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>>6258102
>no 2d posting
Only if the Steven Universe anons don't post their shit either.
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>>6258114
>mfw pedo-bestiality shitposting
>mfw I'm this easily trolled

>>6258125
It sort of irritates me but as the same time reminds me of my bestie who loves SU. I'm very conflicted.
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>>6258125
I can't stop them. I can only hate them. But you and me must suffer for our people.
>tfw you can't say mfw because all your reaction pics are 2d
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>>6258144
Not even trolling, super. My paradise will be realized with or without you. At least I don't like HETSCUM. Fucking garbage tastes.
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>>6258149
>your reaction pics are 2d
I've got a few who are 3d and never use. Guess they'll be useful here. Maybe.
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>>6258164
>implying your paradise doesn't include me
Pls.

You'll never get to rub your orgasm fluids in my hair if I'm expelled from the kingdom of heaven.
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>>6258177
>see my vaginal fluids in a nerd's hair
>see my vaginal fluids in a subservient genetically-engineered fox chick's hair
Hmm. I'll have to nap on it. Probably set up an adviser council for this.
>"Adviser Dyke, draw me a diagram of each scenario! I want to see the big picture."

>>6258174
No males. Not even faggy ones. This is a simulation of utopia, after all.
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>>6258222
>Not even faggy ones
Am I going to be forced to post Supergirl reaction faces too?
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>>6258255
I don't even like the supergirl reaction images. But do w/e.
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>>6258255
>implying Supergirl is literally the only woman
I never mind seeing more of Our Lord and Savior, though.
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>>6257569

Is Murcielago a shit?

http://dynasty-scans.com/series/murcielago
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>>6258299
Obviously.
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>>6258299
Not super, but Murielago is alright. Yuri is really secondary. It's just light edge adventures. But it won't save yuri like Bloom into You. The artist of which, I reserve the right to have as my wife. God I love that woman. I bet she's beautiful. Talented, beautiful, and briliant.
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>>6258308
Probably the only lesbian pairing of the series.
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>>6258065
Wow you actually have great taste, good to know.

>Oddman 11
Why isn't there a tank for this yet? I want to show my love with yens.
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>>6258323
Which series you talking about?
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>>6257714

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

GSasiannazi is a lolicon?!?!?
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>>6258345
>beeped her boop
I cannot stop laughing at this holy shit.

beeped her boop
im fucking dying rn
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>>6258313
>have as my wife
Unless you're into threesomes, it's not going to happen, girl. She's mine.
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>>6257789

In Equus the stable girl has a monologue about how girls love horses/ponies because they associate with them as their first sexual experience (riding between their legs, damp rough hair, uncontrolled yet tamable movements, etc.). What do you think? Also, is there a gay/straight imbalance among equestrians?
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>>6258366
>polyamory
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>>6258379
I'll let you have Gunjo's author.
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>>6258366
Shut up I fucking saw her first I'll abuse my power I don't care. Anything to have that woman.

>>6258345
You stop that. And no. Not. Ok slightly. I'm just a big age gap fan.
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>>6258313
>Bloom into You
I'm so behind on this. I haven't even opened that special doujinshi thing that came w the first volume.
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>>6258400
Are you also the anon that was weirdly obsessed with shipping Amano and Morishima?
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>>6258427
No. I dislike Morishima. Bishit trash.
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>>6258378
>What do you think?
Horseshit, basically. Riding is not reminiscent of sex at all. I think whoever came up with that idea was really reaching. Tbqh sounds like something a man would write. Riding is fun because

a) You go real fast in a way that's very connected, and it's a huge rush. Like a motorcycle with feelings.

b) If you like animals (which I do) you get to become buddies with your horse, and that connection in conjunction with a is awesome. Like playing sports with a great friend.

c) It's a huge challenge, which is always fun to overcome.

>Also, is there a gay/straight imbalance among equestrians?
Mostly heteros, ime. Riding is very traditionally feminine, so that might have something to do with it. I'd say even more heteros than the average female population.

>>6258386
Nah that was me. I just had to register my disgust with the concept.
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>>6258378

>tfw my first crush was into riding horses

T b h I bet it's more psychoanalysis bullshit fiction, but then, I never enjoyed riding horses. Too clunky. Why would I ride a horse when bikes are faster and better. Just why.

"People who climb walls do so because they like the feeling of spreading their legs and the grippers simulate small titties" ---see, I can do it too.
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>>6258435
>>6258442
>Equus is a play by Peter Shaffer
Yup. I was right. Men. I can smell their particular brand of pseudoanalytical sexualization from a mile away.
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>>6258434
She changed her mind about that tho
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>>6257965

I think I will do just that.
Thanks anon, good advice~~
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>>6258498
Stupid fucking hamster face.
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>>6258497
Typical untrustworthy bishit. She still puts it in some of her works. I'll probably have her stuff burned.
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>>6258523

Awww, superga, I love you too even if you're mean about hamsterface.
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>>6258530
>She still puts it in some of her works
Which? I remember a straight girl who was into an asexual dude but that was fucking ages ago.
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>>6258544
Enough to dress up like my waifu and sit on my face?
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>>6258523
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>>6258584
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>>6258553
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/office_romance_womens_division_ch05
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>>6257755
The only sport I'm decent at is skiing. It's solitary and the view is pretty great sometimes.
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>>6258597
I see this shit posted everywhere. Where does it come from?
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>>6258602
Oh right. God it's been years since I read that.
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>>6258609
The internet.
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>come out of hiding and click on /lgbt/ front page
>full of /pol/ shit

Aaaaaaaaahhhhh. That explains it.
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>>6258676
>The polite scorn of a Canadian
How is this anywhere near as bad as the rest of those?
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>>6258563

You know what, I would if you werent half a world away and I wasnt dating a qt~
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>>6258676
>looking at the front page
Not even once.

>>6258685
>tfw no qt canadian gf to look at me with polite scorn until I kiss it off her face

>>6258690
Hit me up if you're ever single and in California, bb
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>>6258435
>Riding is not reminiscent of sex at all.... Tbqh sounds like something a man would write.

In fairness the stable girl did the monologue in a way to seduce Alan (who was sheepish), so it's perfectly reasonable to assume she was knowingly bullshitting as a simple excuse to talk explicitly about sex and her masturbatory fantasies.
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>>6258693
Supes-g you need to get more creative with the way you hit on the ladies.

Why not try something like
>how about you lay your magic carpet on my face and I'll "show you the world"

>are you kryptonite? Because just being around you makes me weak.

And fug the Virgin Queen and her tyrannical laws. She's gone too far! I'll be the renegade constantly undermining her authority. This is 4chan! Anarchy will always reign.
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>>6258728
Yeah, that's possible. Seems like a creepy play tbqh.

>>6258745
I already hit her with my go-to and she accepted. It's in the bag, yo. Just need the circumstances to be right and I'll be muffling my moans into some sweet, sweet pussy.
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>>6258728
Only lesbians here, madam.

>>6258745
Behold. The true evil of the SU poster is revealed. They want to destroy our sanctuary. I knew it all along, their hideousness could not be contained.
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Is a lesbian still gold star if she fucks a horse?
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>>6258693
>tfw no qt canadian gf to look at me with polite scorn until I kiss it off her face
Drive up here and shittalk Spirited Away to my face, I'll give you polite Canadian scorn.
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>>6258785
Is it a female horse?
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>>6258745

And I'll be the Queen's second-in-command who hunts down the annoying rebel and turns her into chop suey pic related
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>>6258790
Deal. Only if I can fugg you silly after.
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>>6255074
>>6255029
I'm late, but I don't like straight guys because the vast majority can't accept that we're never going to be anything more than friends unless they're already seeing someone else or our relationship is ultra casual (e.g. occasional coworker you don't share many shifts with). Every single platonic relationship I've had with a straight, unpartnered male has been ruined by the guy trying to make moves at some point despite knowing about my sexuality. Every fucking single one.

We get straight guys in here all the time asking for advice as to how to woo their lesbian friends, because they're just SO in love with them that surely something can be done? A lot of chicks that go super dykey do it in part because they're sick of being bugged by guys. It gets old really fast because you're taught that "no" and excuses sometimes mean yes.

t. feminine lesbian
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>>6258777
Never hurts to have a but more tricks up your sleeve.

So about your bestie... think I could woo her with some lesbian space rocks?
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>>6258794
HAH no. You don't know super horse? Dang girl I thought you liked comics.

That horse crushed on her HARD.
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>>6258809
No deal, I'm not dressing up as your waifu. But we can go creep on filming locations or something.
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>>6258802
Nothing more than her lap dog. Is that what you've relegated yourself to? Embrace freedom and reject tyranny, my sister. The Virgin Queen is no idol.

On another note
>tfw no giant pro wrestler (ultimate warrior?) woman to fawn over

Where the bara babes at
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>>6258826
Well, he's an asexual guy so... probably not, no.

>>6258833
I legit did not even look at your image. Yeah no, she's obviously not goldstar. Superhorse is a dude, man. And also she's straight.

>>6258835
I didn't say you had to dress up like my waifu. Although that would be a bonus.

>But we can go creep on filming locations or something.
Y'all in Toronto?
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>>6258833
>super horse
>all of these original names
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>>6258859
>asexual guy
Awwwwww. Geez. What a downer. When you said bestie I assumed it was a girl. Do our expectations only ever set us up for disappointment?

Also super horse is hilarious. It's worth reading some things with him for the sheer absurdity of it.
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>>6258869
>when these Sapphic sisters saddle up, ecstasy is only a hoofbeaf away!
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>>6258867
His name is comet. Still not very original, I know.
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>>6258856
>Tfw submissive rock nerd is telling you being a loyal sex slave is bad
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>>6258859
>Y'all in Toronto?
What? No. I thought Vancouver was getting Supergirl.
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>>6258867
It's pre-Crisis DC. What do you expect?

>>6258877
If my bestie were a grill I'd probably try to fugg her. It works out for me because I have a bestie who I cannot be attracted to who also cannot be attracted to me.

All old DC shit is unintentionally hilarious tbqh

>>6258903
I'm an idiot.
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>>6258890
Gotta separate sex from ideology, good buddy.

>submission in the sheets
>revolution in the streets

Anyway I'm a switch. Much more fun can be had that way.
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>>6258916
I imagine seeing you ride your bike, stopped at a light, and when you're raring to go i jam a stick between the spokes.

>>6258869
Isn't there an animu coming up with horse girls? And that mango by the writer of Kanamemo, people on /u/ were having a fit at the implied lesbian beastiality. Captcha: oral bridge
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>>6258929
>Isn't there an animu coming up with horse girls?
That's pretty much MLP already.
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>>6258915
>I'm an idiot.
We're all just one big 51st state to you, eh?

>>6258929
>Isn't there an animu coming up with horse girls?
What a terrifying prospect, considering how badly most studios render animals.
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>>6258953
Nah. You're one big (generally superior) hat.
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>>6258953
>tfw no Canadaland gf to look at lovingly every time she charmingly says "eh" and "soh-ree".
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>>6258951
>>6258953
I'm hype for it. 100 percent ready. It's all yuri.
>>
>tfw I have to buy new bras
Why can't I hold all this uggggh?
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>>6259002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGu5RAbFxoE
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>>6259002
>Why can't I hold all this uggggh?
Well you could just hold your ugghh's, but it's probably better to buy some new bras.
>>
NO CANADIANS NO EUROPOORS except for scandinavians, and even then ya gotta be super model instagram tier.

>>6259002
Send me some snaps of those triple Ds hobag.
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>>6259032
No men allowed either, so you should better leave already.
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>>6259012
I have very large tits. I cannot go without a bra.

Plus I work with a bunch of guys. I don't even want to think about how that would go down.

Also
>I talked about this on my tumblr
>I don't have the restriction of needing to go to a workplace

>>6259015
Can I hold your uggghhs anon?

>>6259032
You'll have to dress up like my waifu and sit on my face (or smear your cunt all over my hair) to get a crack at 'em, bb.
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>>6258929
Oh baby, bring it. You know I love a challenge.

IN OTHER NEWS
>update profile pic
>get 5 new messages almost immediately
Oh geez online dating is daunting
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>>6259032

>not wanting a harem of goldstar european gfs

>not wanting a team of goldstar canadian slaves to do your laundry and massage your sore neck after a long day of being a tyrannical overlord

I'm starting to question you, mandarinweeaboogoldstaranon.
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>>6259066
She hates everything and everyone who don't act like she wants, it's well known.
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>>6259065

Pic related, it's geoanon.
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>>6259065
I need to update my profile pic badly. My current one is old af and I'm much less /fit/ in it.

It's really difficult to get good pictures, though.
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>>6259077

For real?

Qt.
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>>6259077
Groce no. You should already know what I look like.

Just no. No girls that look like little boys. No. No. No. It's wrong. Everything about it is wrong.

DELETE THIS
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>>6259077
Face is okay, that haircut though. Why.
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>>6259092
Then post your real face w/ timstamp
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>>6259050
Canadian being rude? Europoor being europoor? Either way get out uggo.

>>6259059
Just a peek. Just a little looksee. Also, I'll need you to help build the framework for my dating service.

>>6259066
>europoor
Mostly Muslims now. I really just hate the english accent.

>Canadians
Off brand americans.

I won't spare a nation until they can prove they have a Goldstar with something to offer.
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>>6259108
YOU ONLY GET BUTTS

it's all you deserve.

Dammit there's no big buff gay ladies in my area. Do they even exist? I need to be surrounded by bara babes. They represent what I can never be.
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>>6258964
Aww, we do try our best to be a nice toque.

>>6258976
I bat about 50/50 with sah-ree/soh-ree, apparently the accent is stronger in the prairies.

>>6258992
Jesus. They're idols AND racehorses. I can't stop laughing.

>>6259032
>NO CANADIANS
But we're so charmingly quaint, and our film industry provides excellent cheap labor.
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>>6259117
>>europoor
>english accent

>Canadians
>Off brand americans

Coming from a mix of chink and gook, it's pretty hilarious.
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>>6258976
>Minnesotan
>best friend's dad also born/raised Minnesotan
>says "soh-ree" every time without fail, nobody else in the fucking city does
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>>6259085
You need to have someone else take em. Selfies are bleh. Out and about with good natural lighting. Hair down, a nice smile showing good teeth, and a good view of your eyes. Always works for me.

>so horny lately
>it's getting intrusive during day to day life
>STILL CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO MESSAGE THE LADIES AND MAKE DATES

what is wrong with me. I just wanna munch some carpet.
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>>6259118
Then I'll just have to assume you cut your hair and prefer tiny femmey tuxedoes and are possibly genderqueer
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>>6259127
Also professional ice skaters.

>>6259138
I have a love for my homeland. Liberals and sjw propaganda be damned. You will henceforth learn nothing more from me, y chromosome.
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>>6259146
Minnesota seems to have some weirdly Canadian shit. Like "Little Canada" and their "Canadian Days" celebration.
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>>6259146
Holy shit, I remember watching this drama more than 10 years ago in highschool. And having a crush on Sailor Jupiter. How the fuck did I not realize I was a lesbian at that time?
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>>6259117
No titties till I get a good go at your pussy.

Also, is your dating service goldstar only? I can build a backend, but you'll need a webdev for everything else. I'm more of an algorithms gal.

>>6259127
You're like America with less stupid bullshit.

>>6259151
Yeah. I feel awkward asking people to take 'em, though. A coworker has offered to take 'em for me, but I actually really don't like her so I keep putting off setting up a time to do it lmao.

I consider myself lucky that asking people out is so easy for me. It's a good skill.
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>>6259155
I'm too lazy to cut my hair more than twice a year. That would be so fucky if it were that short

But no, you don't get face shots. Only butts. Wanna know why? My entire body is butts. Face? Butts. Boobs? A butt. Abs? A row of butts. Vagooter? Big ol front butt.

It's butts all the way down.
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>>6259214
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where do you poop
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>>6259191
>Goldstar only?
Of course who the hell do you think I am?
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>>6259173
Philosophical conundrum: is Canada Minnesota's hat, or are we your sock?

>>6259175
>having a crush on Sailor Jupiter
Prime taste, senpai.
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>>6259191
Yeah, I can see why you'd wanna avoid that. A couple of friends that like hiking in the woods with me and taking pictures normally supply my profile pic fodder.

One of em stuck a bunch of flowers in my hair and took a pic. That's the one I just uploaded. TOO BAD SHE'S STRAIGHT because it was a stupidly adorable moment and I was blushing like an idiot. It was like high school all over again.

I'd take your pic, but I'd be afraid every time I turned my back on you you'd be whipping out that super girl suit and some rope.
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>>6259241
How will you verify goldstar status?
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>>6259175
R U me.

Except I didn't have a crush on Sailor Jupiter, I wanted to be Jupiter. And I resented the Jupiter/Mercury and Mars/Venus subtext because I shipped Jupiter/Venus really hard.
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>>6259267
>but I'd be afraid every time I turned my back on you you'd be whipping out that super girl suit and some rope.
>implying you wouldn't already be wearing it
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>>6259294
>that face
>those eyes
>the implications

Jeebus fug you know how to startle a bitch
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>>6259268
Thorough investigation. God I can't stand non golds.
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>>6259191
>favourable comparison between Canada and America
You sure know the way to a Vancouverite's heart! Being so geographically close to America and domestically overshadowed by the eastern provinces, we'll lap up anything that assuages our rampant inferiority complex.

>>6259257
You're the hair. Not quite the same as a hat, but a reasonable stand-in.
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>>6259335

We merely have to find a scienceanon to implement a truth serum. e z p z
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>>6259327
I am actually very, very good at startling people IRL. Usually unintentionally. I naturally move very quietly, so I just suddenly appear behind people when they aren't expecting it.

>>6259335
Stop making me want to ruffle your hair, qt.

>>6259344
I bet you can even change jobs without losing your ability to go to the doctor.

Holy shit we've reached image limit. Goldstar, save us!
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>>6259366
If you are that SU poster I'll shoot it off.

>>6259363
Good idea. Good thing lesbians are naturally more intelligent.
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>>6259374
I'm superanon, but I can't post Our Lord and Savior because we hit image limit.

Truly, this is the worst of all fates.
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>>6259374
>image limit reached
>soops haagen dazs can't post her favorite girl
>the ice queen knows not who resides in her court

Hilarious.
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>>6259384
You alone are allowed to touch me.

>>6259403
I'm on my home. Soon the blind will see. And my message of genocide will continue to be dispersed through the the land.
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>>6259403
>soops haagen dazs can't post her favorite girl
but it's NOT mahvel baby
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>>6259403
>soops haagen dazs
I might be retarded but I cannot figure out what haagen dazs means here.

>>6259415
Yessssssssssssssssss. Commence qt hair-ruffling.

>>6259422
It's a conundrum, because Marvel is undeniably better than DC in just about every way, but Supergirl is the perfect woman.
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>>6259422
Ohoho you get it. Soops haagen dazs just rolls off the tongue though, doesn't it?

Let's play some marvel vs crapcom bb

I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE

>>6259433
Google scoops haagen dazs.
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>>6259462
Bruh. How did I not know of this dank meme?
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>>6259415
>You alone are allowed to touch me.

>Tfw you've been a loyal femme goldstar slave to an asian weeaboo nazi for like five whole threads and you're still not her #1 favorite
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>>6259486
Git on my level, casual.
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>>6259486
Do not fret, all loyalty is rewarded. Are you exgf anon? Or just aggressively protective anon? I will grant you a moniker should you reveal your posts to me.
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>>6259501
>Are you exgf anon? Or just aggressively protective anon?
Both...
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>>6259526
Pssh. You were selling yourself last thread. Loyalty means different things to us. But nontheless, exgf anon I still hold you close to my heart. My Dfc darling, my Midwest mama, Goldstar cupcake. Ilu. I'll send you videos of me getting super's hair messy.
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>>6259526
Don't feel bad. It's just cuz I've got big tits and big hair and blue eyes and she wants to rub her hot cunt in my hair.

Mmph, by the way.
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>>6259542
Damnit goldstar, giving me fetishes and shit.
>>
>tfw you will never be part of a threesome with superga and goldnazi
Why even live
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>>6259563
Threesomes a shit tbqh.
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>>6259572
I want to have a pile of women on me tbqh.
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>>6259575
In practice it tends to be an awkward logistical nightmare ime. I always get focused on one girl in particular and then we end up splitting off from the orgy anyway and I might as well just have sex with a hot chick instead of ending up in this labrynthine mess of limbs and half-hearted oral.
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>>6259542
Swoops mcSoops we should combine our Aryan traits and produce a legion of glorious lesbians. Artificially selecting all the XX couplings and removing the ones with genetic deformities. Using artificial wombs we'll have hundreds of them at our disposal.

Thus begins the rebellion of the lilies.
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>>6259591
>having kids
>ever
Anon, pls.
>>
Yo lesgen, tell me your stories about being in friendships where the other person believed that you're super close but, on your end, you're more like acquaintances.

This dude I'm pretty lukewarm about is in love with me and thinks we're very close friends. I still group him as "close acquaintance" in my head because even though we've spent a good amount of time together, I just don't like a lot of his personality and I think he's pretentious as shit. He knows I like girls, he doesn't know I'm not even into him on a human level. But he really oversteps his boundaries sometimes... there's desparate and then there's desparate.
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>>6259582
You're talking about an orgy, I'm talking about a mountain of women on top of me. Like, literally being crushed by butts and boobies.

>>6259591
Well the, super? Are you going to breed with the SU poster? What a disturbing thought.
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>>6259607
Yeah that does sound fairly hot tbqh.

>Are you going to breed with the SU poster?
See above re: kids.

Also one of them is fairly tumblr. I would not fuck that one. I'm not sure which one I'm talking to.
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>>6259582
Oh geez yeah, that's exactly how it plays out most of the time. The worst thing is when someone feels snubbed and leaves to smoke a cigarette or something. Ruins the mood completely.

I just want a vag on my face and a face on my vag at the same time.
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>>6258777
>Seems like a creepy play tbqh.

Equus is considered probably the greatest (English-language) play of the last 3rd of the 20th century (tied with Amadeus)
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>>6259599
It's not like you have to raise them or care about them. You just need to train them for combat. They're disposable bodies. That's the point.
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>>6259616
>Yeah that does sound fairly hot tbqh.
It's how I plan to die. Once I have my heir in place I'll step into a pit and then a bunch of sexy naked women will be dumped on to me. Then I will suffocate on the scent of women and die. My blissful face in that moment will be used at my memorial.

>See above re: kids.
Well I'll probably have one of your eggs taken from you while you're passed out from sex coma and squirreled away for safe keeping if I ever decide I want a daughter from you.
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>>6259624
Eh, even that is weird. I can't focus on enjoying facefucking a pussy OR on getting my pussy facefucked when both are happening at the same time and distracting from each other.

>>6259627
I could not give less of a shit about what's considered the greatest anything by a panel of pretentious dipshits.

>>6259628
I'd still have to be around them, though.

>>6259639
>Well I'll probably have one of your eggs taken from you while you're passed out from sex coma and squirreled away for safe keeping if I ever decide I want a daughter from you.
God damnit why does that sound hot? You're turning me into even more of a degenerate than I already am, goldstar.
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>>6259616
I'm geoanon
I'm only trying to create the ideal lesbian army. If we could claim a few hundred square miles of land using the ant like hive of super lesbians we could then send the drones into the surrounding towns and cities to steal away all the beautiful woman within.

You could have an entire super girl harem.
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>>6259653
>Geoanon
Yeah, I'd fuck you.

>You could have an entire super girl harem.
...but in this scenario they'd all be my DAUGHTER
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>>6259627

Something can be both creepy and good. See: Lolita.

(Not anime lolita, weebs, the book)

Also gsnazianon can you hurry up and make a new damn thread I need my images back.
>>
Don't believe her >>6259653 lies, super. I'll get you the real deal.

>>6259651
>God damnit why does that sound hot? You're turning me into even more of a degenerate than I already am, goldstar.
Because you know our kid would be super cute. And all mothers of my children receive their own villa. So you'd have a sick setup too.
>>
I volunteered at a "family play day" at my local LGBT center a couple years ago. A bunch of gay parents bring their kids to this event so that both the adults can meet other same sex parents and their kids can make friends. There are lots of activities set up. It was so fucking cute and wholesome. Lots of the couples were pretty rich, which I guess correlates with the demographic of people who can adopt in the first place. Also I just learned about the "lesbian wage bump" so I'm looking forward to receiving my piles of gold from the gay mafia.
>>
>>6259658
>mfw I cannot post the perfect woman whilst shitposting on a north russian web-catching board while I seriously contemplate masturbating to the thought of goldstar nazi forcibly removing my eggs while I'm passed out in a sex coma
Literally no one has known a struggle greater than this.
>>
>>6259655
Alright alright I'll scrap my plans.

Seeya nerds later. Imma go tear up the trail.

GOTTA
GO
FAST
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>>6259681
Sanic memes will get you everywhere with the ladies. Good choice, I can see you're not single.
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>>6259541

I am sorry.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure whoever bought me for $100 isn't even on here anymore.
>>
>>6259627
I should add that yes, it is a weird play though. Naked people in horse masks standing around. But soooo worth watching -- it's really good, but needs good actors.


>>6259151
>You need to have someone else take em

Agree with all that, but then you don't really need too much prep work or a good camera. Just have your friend/coworker take LOTS of pictures. Give a smile, look in different directions (get profiles, 3/4, and face-ons), and from different angles to the sun. Quick and easy way: stand and smile and lazily follow while your friend snaps constantly walking a wide circle all the way around you. Done in less than a minute. Then pick the best two out of the ideally 25+ pics on your phone.
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>>6259671
No, that's definitely not it.

Fugg what's wrong with me

>be imaginary me
>just had marathon sex with goldstar nazi
>had four amazing orgasms in rapid succession
>girl come in my hair and on my face
>in that post-orgasmic haze where I'm a limp noodle and can't tense my muscles or move my limbs
>sleepy af
>feel a slight pinch above my right hip
>it's goldstar nazi harvesting my eggs
>can't do anything but moan satedly
>she kisses my hip and leaves the room
>in the back of my mind I realize she wants a daughter from me
>i drift off blissfully
Dear brain. What?
>>
>>6259678

Go masturbate, super, lesgen will still be here after the ecstasy fades away.

Watch out for mones though. You masturbate to a tiny mandarin weeb nazi goldstar dyke and there's no going back. Do it a few times and you might fall in love. You might end up meeting gsnazianon irl and you two create a life together and you won't have any need for lesgen anymore and then we'll all be sad.

>tfw cannot post qt sad girl
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>>6259727
>Watch out for mones though. You masturbate to a tiny mandarin weeb nazi goldstar dyke and there's no going back.
>implying I haven't already crossed that rubicon
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>>6259715
My nursery full of baby asian nazis with dimpled cheeks and blue eyes. I'm gonna scoop them up in my arms and snuggle their giggling faces.

>>6259738
Wait. You seriously masturbated to me? I'm trying to wrap my mind around if it's possible to get off on these exchanges. If so, you're quite easily aroused. Not that I didn't know that but just now realized.

>>6259727
I'm not tiny. I'm average. And still growing.

>>6259658
I'm gonna shower. Then post it when I get done.
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>>6259738
Yer doomed.

Next thread topic: things on lesgen that made you masturbate.

I...have one.
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>>6259753
I wasn't lying about that hair-come thing being stupid hot.

And yes. Yes I am very easily aroused. My love for pussy knows no bounds. Thx for noticing.

>>6259754
I think I made her uncomfortable now lmao
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>>6259753
>I'm not tiny. I'm average.

Keeeep telling yourself that.

>And still growing.
>21 years old

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeep telling yourself that.
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>>6259768

Your issue was mentioning that fantasy gsanon gave you four amazing orgasms in rapid succession. Now she's feeling all insecure because she doesn't think she'd be that good irl. You fucked up. Now gs will never meet you irl and shampoo your hair with her cum.
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>>6259785
>you will never have a weeb nazi smear her come in your hair
r-r-reasons to l-live: 0
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>>6259604
Come on, commiserate with me. Tell me about your dumb friends who don't know that you think they're dumb. The str8s won't stop hassling me.
>>
Alright so it's either a girly hair care edition or purest family edition (talking marriage and babies)

>>6259785
>implying I wouldn't want at least 10 rounds
I don't know when to stop.

>>6259773
5'5" is average! I'm taking my vitamins! I'm gonna grow!!
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>>6259883
5'5" is actually slightly taller than average. For an amerifat, anyway.
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>>6259883
lmao I'm pretty sure I'd stop you before ten. In one session, anyway. Could probably do ten in a day if given a refractory period.
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>>6259883
Also do girly hair care.
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>>6259921
It's settled then, we'll have a day of sex. With snack breaks in between.
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>>6259944
Will you buy me steak? Need to keep my iron up between eating pussy and coming like my life depends on it.
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>>6259950
I have a favorite steak house too. We'll take a break for dinner and milkshakes. But we'll have to pull over on the way back because I'm gonna wanna have sex in the car.
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>>6259969
Ooo, fucking in cars is fun. It's a date.

If I can beat you in a wrestling match will you dress up like my waifu for one session?
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>>6259883
>so it's either a girly hair care edition or purest family edi--

NO. Times you masturbated from something someone posted on lesgen edition. NOW.
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>>6259883
>I'm taking my vitamins! I'm gonna grow!!

God, you're such a loli. You act all dom but I'm gonna turn you into my baby. I'll seduce you, dominate you in the bedroom, then tie you up and overthrow you and become the heir to Lesbian Utopia.
>>
>>6260024
That's not how it works.

>>6259988
>beat you in a wrestling match
AhaHA
You would die. I was scary good at wrestling in high school.

>>6260010
Oh yeah that's gonna generate conversation. Just bring it up in the next thread. It's not sturdy enough to float on.
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>>6260045
Then you've got nothing to worry about, do you?
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>>6260045

Just because you're asexual doesn't mean we all are, you not-horny-enough-for-life mandarin fake-dom loli weeb nazi.
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>>6260082
>fake-dom
Now you've gone too far. Can you not antagonize me while I try to work? Selecting the perfect image of Fo Porter takes time.
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>>6260101

slut train boarding now CHUGGA CHUGGA SLOOT SLOOOOT
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>>6255283
Real question. What the fuck is moto boto. I see you quiet often in here.
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>>6253934
this is a lie. there has been open discussion about shit posting in other threads for the lulz. as for why?
>>6253913
are you retarded or something? this is normal 4chan behavior.
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>>6255508
Your waifu is shit. She's not even cute. Your taste is shit. Hating animu shit and thinking you're ABOVE being a weeb is hilarious since you're still a comic weeb which is still equally as cringeworthy no matter how you look at it.
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