mtfg trans woman general

perfect edition desu

>>6243840
>tfw can't wear leggings

Can't wait for my orchi >.<

>>6243834
>body parts that people can masturbate to
I had not considered that. I am not sure how to feel about that.

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Are/were you girls cut or uncut? Which is better in your opinion?

faye become a femboy :333

>>6243848
you already have an appointment?

first reply for red's m2f2m transition

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>>6243840

YOU
FUCKING
DID
NOT
JUST
MAKE
THIS
FUCKING
THREAD

>>6243848
Is tucking not enough

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This sucks desu

>>6243856
I fucking loved new york before going overboard with surgery
she's so cute and catty fuug

>>6243861
you suck desu

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>>6243856

>>6243861
beep you're beautiful
>>6243854
what about it anon?
does it arouse you?

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>>6243861
Be my gf and eat eggs in a basket with me, coffees coming up in a few minutes

>>6243861
how big is your cock?

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>>6243849
I mean, it's a nice feel when it happens and it's a body part that I want to show off?

can somebody quickly recap the current incestuous relationships among tripfags? i can only remember that pizzaslut and gem were dating people, i don't remember who or who else was into that.

>>6243871
Consider suicide

>>6243872
incredibly jealous, my breakfast is coffee and a bowl.

Good morning mtfg again!!!

>>6243881
leave red tf alone

>>6243872
did you cum on that?

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>>6243863

o m g

>>6243866

OH MY FUCKING GOD
I AM FUCKING S C R E A M I N G AT THE TOP OF MY GODDAMN LUNGS MADDIE
WIAHWDIUWAHDIOUWADHAIUH

nth for getting my other other bf's 7.5 inch cock when I'm sad and crying :3

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>>6243840
>Ufufu
Haven't heard from her in ages. Imagine she's just busy living the qt stealth life these days though. Good for her.

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>>6243879
I'm not seeing anyone rn

>>6243853
No, but saving and hoping to get it soon(ish)
>>6243860
I've managed to do it a few times, and while it isn't "painful" necessarily, it is the single most uncomfortable thing I think I've felt on my life. Idk, best way to describe it, can't really do that every day x-x

>>6243840
so what is ufufus secret? :3

>>6243874
I'm not sure I'd be comfortable with it. How do you shoes though? I'm usually stuck with boots and trainers, even in guy sizes...

>>6243888
you don't need to remind us in every post.

>>6243865
Fight me
>>6243871
Red!!!
>>6243872
Yess that sounds wonderful right now. Ice coffee too i hope.
>>6243873
7in
>>6243884
I wish

>>6243887
lol she was in previous thread with a big secret

>>6243887
>>6243749

Check the post above desu.

>>6243890
I understand some people can sleep tucked idk how they manage desu

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>>6243840

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who metalmouth here?

Good morning thread!

>>6243893
>first post mentioning that in response to a specific question
>mentioned every post

uhh what

>>6243905
morning

>>6243899
Maybe their "areas" are smaller? Idk.

>>6243904
no one over 18 hopefully

>>6243896
>>6243898
Damn, just missed her it looks like. Maybe I can catch her still..

>>6243749
Yo Fufu, been probably years at this point since we've spoken. How's life treating you? Still in New York?

>>6243879
I'm deeply in love with a trip. And I believe she loves me too. It'll probably never be more than a purely platonic and epistolary relationship, though...

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god, this thread already...
i fucking hate yall
and by hate i mean love
BUT I HATE YALL AHAHAHAH

>>6243904
>colored hair
discusting

>>6243882
>>6243884
It's delicious, it's running down my chin rn

>>6243904
wew obituary

can we keep posting classic songs that talk about Faye?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev7NMv7j6tI

>>6243914
i love your cock

I wanna cuddle and sleep next to it.

>when you're so tired you put on your panties inside out
smdh desu fampai

>>6243914
mornin' edie

>>6243879
I'm Amy's boyfriend :3

>>6243904
That's awesome. I've always wanted to get some piercings but have no idea what exactly. My girlfriend has a septum piercing and it's so rad.
>>6243909
How're you doing today?

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Well let that be the last time I try to discuss dicks. It was just as fruitful as I thought it'd be

>>6243913
i was thinking more about the kind of stuff that people would openly bring up in threads because i keep forgetting what's going on.

>>6243910
think ur right. me im tucked all the time and mines super small its like 1in

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>>6243901

>>6243926
That's gross

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>>6243879
>dating a fellow trip
Trust me, you want no part of that. Does not end well.

>>6243918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZjbFOwOj8o

>>6243930
ur gross

>>6243925
Well, we do bring it up on occasion, subtly more often than not, but on /tlg/, not here.

Ufufu post tinkler i dont believe you

>>6243921
already have that one, mostly to remember she's the one with heavy depression and anxiety issues considering going to a psych ward.

>>6243926
Not sure if trolling or exaggerating...

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>>6243828
>>6243833
Pic related

>>6243836
I know right!!!

>>6243845
I only date sissy sluts, sorry anon

SO MUCH (you)s I am so happy ;_;

>trannies with bigger dicks than me
Genuinely angry and upset put a hole in my door

Fuck you all

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Grinder is weird

>>6243931
but then they'll break up and people will fight and I won't have any clue about what's going on.

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>>6243892
I wear men's walking shoes and converse.
I tried shopping for heels the other day and it was a depressing experience

>>6243923
too early to tell lol, how about u?

>>6243934
It's Lilly isn't it

All this talk of cock..
I'm legit cock lusting and grinding in my seat. Unghhh.
I need a man right now. Omfg. Omfg.
Someone I can't fight off, someone to domm me, someone who'd hold their strong hand on my neck with my leg over their shoulder as they take me.

WHAT ARR THESE FEELS!?

How far into HRT until you're pretty much sterile?

>>6243926
what good are you as a girl with such a small dick? goddamn

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>>6243919

u-um
are you cute? because....well.....
a girl like me.....has.............needs...................

>>6243920

mornin lucky! how are you doing?

>>6243924

talking about cock is always fruitful.
i mean.... it's the fruit of a man's loins.

>>6243940
Well fuck you can't say that without at least telling us how big it is, then I can't make fun of you

>>6243931
why do you go on /b/ and tell people to detransition?

>>6243940
How big are you anon?
>>6243941
>posting personal information
red pls

>>6243946
how big is your cock?

>>6243920
Count yourself lucky, panties aren't too bad. I put my pad inside out after my night dilation yesterday. I'm nicely healed already, but it still fucking hurts ungluing it.

>>6243932
does this count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zRPHI8ynjo

>>6243923
the nice thin about piercings is they aren't permanent if you don't want them to be. I have had both eyebrow and antibrow but i took them out because i didn't like them and they closed up.

>>6243938
umm tops 1.5in id take a picture but my pubes are outa control right now ;p

>>6243943
this is why AGPsluts are the worst

>>6243947
One year to six months

>>6243941
stop trying to pick up sheen

>>6243945
Nah, Lilly is way too young, young enough to be my daughter, and that's a bit how I see her. I'd love having a daughter like her.

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>>6243943
Yeaaaahhh... I know that life...

I pretty much only wear converse and flip flops. I can fit into women's shoes, but it hurts like no other after a few hours.

>>6243949
Define cute.

>>6243949
>talking about cock is always fruitful.
But nobody answered my question, then again it was aimed towards gt's primarily but either way: do you girls prefer cut or uncut?

>>6243959
Ah okay, isnt that going to get in the way of SRS btw?

>>6243953
Like 5.5 but its effectively a fleshy strapon I detatch mentally from & derive no pleasure from.
Its actually a turn off during sex

no (you)s from those I love, tho.

Life is Dukkha

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>>6243951
>why do you go on /b/ and tell people to detransition?
Literally wat

I don't think I've ever told anyone to detransition. Maybe Jenner.. But no, in all seriousness, have no idea what you are referring to.

>>6243954
that sounds nasty fugg

>>6243949
okay

clearer head today.. new overwatch short is qt af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRRupAM4DI

>>6243954
I kek'd a little, I'm sorry but that's great tranny slapstick

>>6243955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aFTSkqQ0uE

wow y'all lewd

>>6243948
well considering im a bottom it tends to not matter

>>6243946
I guarantee, you won't be able to fight me off

>>6243964
Tried supple leather Mary-Janes? Or Clarks flats? Or anything from Hush Puppies? Women's shoes can be really comfy. They're not just impractical stilettos...

>>6243968
so what turns you on? how many fingers can u take in ur butt? can u do a fist?

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Fuck I leave for a half hour to go get some bras and I come back to a literal dick measuring contest.

Ok

>>6243978
It's a size issue. My feet are just a bit too wide, so being cramped in there hurts.

>>6243980
>wearing bras
what are you a girl?

>>6243980
Well you have to join in now that you acknowledged it ;p

>>6243968
do you like poo on toast?

>>6243975
has anyone ever actually fucked you?

>>6243970
oh i guess someone had all of your pictures to do it
and they seemed to know a lot of information about you

>>6243967
idk when it gets erect its almost 4in but ive never considered that

>>6243957
I knew a girl that got one of those marilin monroe things above the lip and it never healed and looked pretty trashy.

>>6243980
but it's a who's smaller wins kind of deal

>>6243926
jealous. mine is like 3 inches but i tuck all the time.

>>6243993
Ah, okay, then you shouldn't have much trouble if you ever decide to

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>>6243965

idk.. i mean.... i need a man, desu.

>>6243966

i love all aesthetically fit cocks. a dick with a future. a photogenic dick. a penis to be proud of.
idc about the cut/unct thing so much.

>>6243971

d'aw. lots of people are really into this game, huh? i feel like i need to get into it lol

>>6243980

ikr? tf

>>6243986
>so you look [generic compliments that mean nothing]
>I'm pretty good at reading people!
you sure know how to find them, red

>>6243972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03lItdEAhvo

>>6243995
how big would it get if i sucked on it?

>>6243991
lol yes my gf and in the past b4 i came out i had a few flings to see if i was trans or gay

>>6243984
N-no I'm a boy that that dresses up like a girl anon

>>6243985
Idk it's been a while. And I've definitely gotten smaller

>>6243994
>tfw lost

>>6243963
Is it a trip that hasn't posted in a long time

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>>6243960
I'm unsure how that has anything to do with my post.

>>6243964
Yeah, I have like two pairs of flats but I never wear them because they cut up my weirdly shaped feet.
Oh well, at least converse are comfy, I've got a new pair of high tops that I'm breaking in right now

>>6243997
lol u have me looking at srs faq's to find out now

>>6243943
is it true that hormones can reduce your feet size? or atleast make them more feminine ish by fat redistribution? i fucking hate my manfeet ;-;

>>6243998
overwatch is the next biggest game in the world desu
already more players than dota2 and its not even out yet officially

its got the backing of like, coke etc advertising for it, even league of legends doesn't have that shit

and its fun af

>>6244005
>tfw you can wear all the flats you want
feelsgoodman

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>>6243998
That's the most poetic and diplomatic way to describe cocks I have ever seen. Only a true connoisseur of cocks could give such an answer, 10/10

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>>6243992
Interesting. Any of them timestamped? If I post on /b/, my first post is always a time stamp, so if that wasn't there, just some anon being edgy. I'm honored they would do this in my guise though! Havoc and destruction in my name might be one of the greatest gifts ever.

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Rate my new haircut

>>6243998
>I need a man
you want a man desu ;)

>>6243976
F-ffaye
I'm legit legit blushing right now.
Like, seriously.
You're the only person here I'd take seriously about that.. And..
Omfg..
S-sstopit
You're giving me lewd & impure thoughts. Esp b/c I'm in Antioch.
Damn you
>>6243979
What turns me on is not talking about prolapses
>>6243990
Eww

>>6243966
cut :)

>>6244005
Aren't heels completely uncomfortable anw? You're better off wearing any other kind of shoe.

>everyone complains about tucking
>tfw never have to worry about it cause microbenis :^)
checkmate

>>6243982
I think Clarks and Hush Poppies carry width variants in addition to the usual length size. Other brands do too.

>>6244009
i still have manfeet. i shave my toes.

>>6244009
No.

Just more lies from Hon Tales

>>6244007
Uhm. Good luck I guess lol, hopefully you at least have it as an option should you ever decide to

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I know i'm not a girl because in my heart of hearts I KNOW I'm a faggy gay boy! I'm just not a girl :3

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I want ufufu's octo-cock in my ass

>>6244004
Not really. She doesn't post as much, but if she stopped altogether, that'd be the end of /tlg/, I think.

>>6244013
oh, it's rather short!

>>6244021
>>6244020
ugh fuck. atleast they arent that huge...
what about dick, will it shrink?

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>>6244005
hiya ily <3
>at least converse are comfy
I've been thinking about getting a pair.

>>6244010
There were league of legends coke cans for worlds last year, but they were only sold in korea.

>>6244018
Dang. I can't even tuck because hernia complications

>>6244009
it's barely noticeable.

>>6244013
you look like a girl, which makes sense. you'll have to wait a few months before you start having some kind of boymode.

>>6244018
want to rub our microbenis together>

>>6244023
Red, stop, you're too cute to just be a femboy

>>6244013
We don't care. Fuck off autist

>>6244023
i'm pretty ok with being a faggy gayboy. but i look more like a girl so i just go with that.

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>MFW I'm getting shunned because of teh sexy sissy slutty sassy cock pic I posted as a joke.

I swear it was a joke :( i got if off an agp mtfg poster who posted teh post a year ago!

>>6244027
WHO EVEN LIKES HAIR

>>6243835
yeah, I had a good amount of fun looking for music some years ago. I wish i had more music like that track specifically but it was one I bought just based on the cover alone.

I guess for finding music I just sweep a record label but lately I've been thinking about movie soundtracks and scores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4h9HEpplb8

That one started it off, I just ran out of storage space or i'd already get going. I don't really have any company in finding music myself or doing anything really.

>>6243831
is also me

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>>6244000

>>6244028
your balls will get smaller, you're dick might since you lose libido and without blood flow it slowly pruns down but if you fap you can keep the size.

>>6244028
yea and it won't usually get hard anymore.

>>6244026
Is it Syndie other whatever her name is

>>6244039
no its you, you agp hon

>>6244039
you know it was you
we know it
eveyone knows it

>wake up to my roommates grilling me about rent
How many fucking times do I need to say "I will have rent" christ. Why is everyone such a hypercritical dick to me all the time.
>roommates getting angry that I called in sick because my arm is completely covered in cuts and my uniform is short sleeve.
>roommates getting angry I might be a teensy bit short on rent meanwhile I watch them waste money on drugs and alcohol & other frivolous things meanwhile I have had literally no money to spend on anything for the last month because I covered their asses in rent last month.
>roommate gave me xanax for work
>I used it to covered a massive panic attacks last night that still gave me the most scars I've ever gotten at one.
Ugb
Uuuuuuuugh, christ

>>6244042
Fucking classy...

>>6244009
They do. It's entirely muscle loss unless you were fat as fuck before transition and finally managed to diet because of HRT (likely story...) So, unless you walked a whole lot, I wouldn't count on it. Lost a size, but I'm a forester, so...

>>6244037
what is that?

>>6244035
prove it
>>6244037
I look like a faggy gayboy in my mind, but I like being with trannies! That's why I post here!

>>6244028
If you don't use it, yeah. I never use mine and it's more of just an odd growth at this point than an actual dick. Micropenis achieved.

MANHOOD SLAIN

>>6244023
that cat is seriously judging my decisition to masturbate to that pic

>>6244039
a bit late to go back on it, now you can either post a legit pick with some latin american identification or let that be our mental image of you forever.

>>6244053
i dont know

>>6244048
how big is your cock?

>>6244029
yeah, only in korea

overwatch has cokeXoverwatch ads in fucking movie theaters in the US, when movies like civil war are on. its a big deal

>>6244052
S T O P PLS EDIE FDSUFFSFFUCK

>>6244049
We should talk more about class

>>6244050
im skinny as hell, not skelly tho. dont walk/do sports either so i guess im just fucked

>>6244043
>>6244044
thats nice then, atleast ill have that. its too big for my own good .-.

>>6244013
Ambiguous and yet totally feminine. You remind me a bit of Françoise Hardy in this picture for some reason.

>>6244052
>tfw this is happening to me tonight
>tfw he'll dominate me as I cry about relationships
>tfw he'll make me so sore and bruised I'll forget about my worries

>>6244052
THAT GIF HNGGGG

>>6244060
I like korea

I make everyone around me feel like shit just by existing.

>>6244052
when this happens to me ill be sure to let you know how it went

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>>6244017
I need heels or wedges for my sister's wedding this fall tho, that was the main reason I was shopping for a pair, a bridesmaid's dress needs at least a slight heel. Ordinarily I don't have a lot of reason to wear them anyways, but I femmed up my wardrobe a bit for this summer and realized I don't have any shoes to wear with skirts or dresses ;_;

>>6244029
<3 hi
Also, do it. Converse or some other brand name sneaker are super versatile and honestly everyone should have a pair.

>>6244052
what the fuck

I'm out.

>>6244063
who

>>6244046
>>6244047

But I can't even erections :(

I can post my real penis so you can compare

>>6244041
Blood and Black Lace is also a pretty dope movie, first giallo film (or at least it was the first in italy to have the giallo aesthetic people asociate with argento). too bad there are no high def versions yet and even the dvds are vhs rips.

>>6244042
>I'm kidding I
I hope he talks like that in real life talks like that.

>>6244052
I blame u for reigniting my dick lust :p

>>6244070
but

>>6244052
Goddamnit dollface, making me think about this when my bf is 3+ hours away
>>6244053
Well. You remind me of my ex enough to bring back bad feels, and she was cis.

>>6244063
>You remind me a bit of Françoise Hardy
i see it

>>6244052
Get a hobby or go to church

>>6244052
:O good read!

>>6244048
if you payed last month can't you use that to cover part of this?
also, it's the 22 already, you can't pay rent on the 22...

>>6244077
you're cis. Get out.

>>6244079
Gay

>>6244074
lace?

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>>6244077
well...
I'm a boy through and through!
I'm sorry about your ex.

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>>6244039
>posted teh post
>.<

>>6244060
I mean, Blizz had the money to do stuff like air both Hearthstone and Overwatch ads in Starwars 7.

>>6244069
I have a pair of casual new balances, but they're starting to come apart.

>>6244052
just get a blog already

>>6244084
AGP

>>6244052
>cocklust initiated
also, how o bend your back like that, like how. it seems almost impossible but looks like the hottest shit ever

OK..
Maximum cocklust.
Somebody help.
I Dont know how to deal with this feel.
I'm quivering and grinding and my breasts feel freakn amazing ATM.

PLS HALP. WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS!?

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>>6244063
>>6244071
such a classy lady.
i'm gonna avatarfag her for the few pics i have.
faye is such a manly man now.

>>6244069
Oh, then I hope your feet aren't on the larger side, I am not sure they make those types of shoes for large feet.

But I guess you can always order custom ones.

>>6244013
>The concave bridge
>That jaw definition

Fuck. I kind of like my frontal view, but my profile is repulsive.

>>6244087
Overwatch 10/10

>>6244083
I wish I were anon ._.
>>6244086
Meh, don't be. I regret meeting her and wish it had ended sooner. It was a terrible relationship, got cheated on, and repressed transitioning for two years for her. Just glad to be done with it.

ARe chasers allowed here?

>post timer stops my post by one second
>punch a hole in my wall again

Fuckiinh shitty board

>>6244045
Yeah, I wouldn't be alive without her. At the very least, not quite alive. And totally not myself. Even though I have doubts about that last part anyway.

>>6244092
they make just about any major trend when it comes to big feet u just need to shop around.
Source: my man feet

>tfw raining

>>6244096
depends how chaser are you, are we solely an object or do you also look for a relationship.

idk about the others but i suffer from monogamous sexuality disorder

>>6244097
I used to work work construction if you need help patching the holes :D

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>>6244067
did something happen or you're feeling down by yourself?

>>6244085
did I fuck up the title? ESL so I mix up things now and then but it's in the movie poster.

>>6244089
really seems hard to you? practice, I guess. yoga would help and I'm sure you'd get into its philosophy if you find the right place to train.

>>6244097
sit under a tree

>>6244096
chase me pls

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>>6244013

you know as well as i do that you didn't actually cut your hair desu. it's ok that you're not a man.

>>6244060
>>6244064
>>6244065
>>6244068
>>6244070
>>6244075
>>6244077
>>6244079
>>6244080
>>6244087
>>6244089

s-sorry, i-i hope i didn't overdo it
i just love men and dick idk. sex is... amazing

>>6243951
Everything here is a lie

How much do you think I would need to pay to get Red to suck my cock and let me call her a girl

>>6244102
Fuck off

>>6244104
No. My chest is filled with rage again.

I'm gonna fucking hit someone

My sisters children are swarming me with adolescent gibberish and I feel really uncomfortable with lusting.
Agh.
I have to leave this house

>>6244105
a/s/l?

>>6244108
A penny

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>>6244096
as long as you're not a shitty person, start drama, only chase in every post as many people as possible nor get really mad when we talk about srs it's cool and you're not a chaser.

>>6244108
just ask her, goddamit.

>>6244106
you just went full lust

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>>6244093
>>6244093
>>6244091
>>6244078
>>6244063
Stop triggering me

>>6244112
A penny?

>>6244099
What size are your feet? I am size 12, do they really make heels for such big feet? Never actually looked it up, just assumed they don't.

>>6244109
Hit me pls

>>6244106
honestly, post more if you feel like it. was a good read. I wish i had i had a man, but
>poland
._.

>>6244106
yeah sex is amazing but now that the cocklust has passed and my heads clear again I just want to fuck girls again desu

>>6244109
Okay Chef Ramsey

>>6244115
Post more, so I can study for your face.

>>6244113
Define shitty

>>6243886
Yay for poly stuff

I'm going on a date with a femboy in an hour, I hope we go back to my place and cuddlefuck after

>>6244116
Yes

>>6244103
yeah i have to get into yoga again. i did it once for a while but then stopped, im so terribly unflexible i can even touch my toes when if i keep my legs straight.

>>6244106
Have you ever considered writing cheap erotic novels? It would probably be pretty easy for you.

>>6244117
size 12 ladies?

>>6244130
>>6244129
No.

>>6244117
>12
fuck, makes me feel good that im size 8 mans.

>>6244108
can y'all please stop making posts like this!!!! please!!!
1) I don't do escort stuff anymore
2) I'm a boy

>>6244130
Size 12 men's, might be getting it wrong, I converted from the european sizing, which is 46.

>>6244132
yea u should be im a size 10 ladies

>>6244132
still gigantic

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What book are you reading right now mtfg?

>>6244122
Sounds like FOOD.

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>>6244106
I think you're right, I'm sending gay boys topless photos and they stop responding after

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>tfw ur penis will never be feminine

>>6244134
red, tbqh do you still feel dysphoria, if you dont, why did you transition?

just curious, not meaning to offend if i did

>>6244138
Art of the Deal

>>6244137
>tfw size 13 womens
should i just kill myself or

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>>6244092
This was what I was initially sad about. I have size 10 feet so I can definitely find heels in my size, but a lot of the ones I tried on were too narrow. Also, my toes are ugly af and I have an accessory toenail on both my pinky toes, so open toe shoes are pretty much also ruled out.

Also my mom hugboxed my manfeet.

>>6244087
Quality varies so much from shoe to shoe, some last for ages and other just fall apart. I had a really comfy pair of sketchers that lasted less than a year but I've heard of people having pairs that last multiple years ;~;
Probs time to replace the new balances

>>6244138
Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard

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>>6244114

i'm listening to pic related while thinking about dick and idk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1plQCMNQ4M
i want to get fucked while listening to this song surrounded by candles in a hot room, sweating profusely and screaming in ecstasy.
i feel like that was 6.5/10 lust. at 10/10 lust i'm basically the biggest slut on the face of the planet. i'm trying to hold on until i see this guy on wednesday tho.

>>6244119

i-i don't want to bother anyone with my lewd posting tho

>>6244121

>girls
eh idk
i don't really like girls tho, so. whatever makes you happy.

>>6244129

who would buy it though?

>>6244141

rip

>>6244138
Good Omens

>>6244134
ok

>>6244138
The World's Religions, Revised and Updated
by Huston Smith

>>6244135
check out nordstrom and longtallsally

>>6244138
The buried giant by kazuo ishiguro.

>>6244145
>tfw size 13 men's
At least you can find shoes in the womens section anon, I'm forced to wear converse the rest of my life QQ

>>6244132
>not having amazon-sized feet
lol feetlet

>>6244138
mein kampf

>>6244141
Nnnmngfff
°//////°

>>6244143
still dysphoric

>>6244151
That sounds engrossing.

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>>6244115
i'm sure you're loving the negative attention.

>>6244119
>Poland
what? kek
try to avoid bringing that up when Phien is posting.

>>6244124
more or less what I mentioned next to it, I guess.
or, you know, make the thread less enjoyable.

>>6244128
I'm gonna guess you meant the last part in negative.
I found that for that hugging your legs is way better than just trying to touch the toes, took it from a horrible manga with great anatomy.

>>6244129
seconding this,
would be a great career for Edie if camming stops working.

>>6244138
nothing
my mom gave me some Edogawa Rampo she bought to see how good it was but she told me it's pretty trashy, i'm gonna get into it to see how bad it goes.

>>6244160
I'm srry.

>>6244115
Maybe I'll fail, but I'll do my best. And I certainly won't stop letting you know how I feel.
You know, maybe I dreamed that. So many things I remember that never happened, or never happened to me. But I remember a quick exchange we had about how unlikely, borderline unreal, it was that you and me were alive. I don't know about you but transitioning helped me find some peace with all those deaths that should have been. If it's the same for you, are you sure you want to face all of that in full light again?

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>return from helping elderly neighbor
>footsize conversation has spread

I feel bad...

>>6244108
Attention

>>6244148
idk, someone will buy it if you put enough out there, just look at that chuck tingle guy on amazon. Just saying cause it sounds like you have so much to say about dick lol

>>6244160
oh, well i hope it gets better one day senpai :)

>>6244156
>feetlet
feels good to be one,

>>6244155
are they some cute color or classic black?

I DONT EVEN WANT FEET ANYMORE

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Why do Amerifats have different shoe size for women and men?

>>6244166
What the fuck are you talking about grandpa?

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>>6244057
MFW sass is going to be a disembodied cock with heels forever for mtfg.

Well, at least some will finally know who literally the fuck sass is!!!!

I guess I can take consolation that cock heels is better mind image than poo on toast

im also a boy now

unsee.
cc/nezupato/

>>6244171
Black would be so much better

>>6244162
why? ik shes nazi, but she hates poland? tbqh i hate poland too, but slavs are the masterrace.

>>6244171
They're solid black for now. Still in my hometown and doing some bullshit closet stuff still even though I've basically accidentally stumbled into being full-time lol

>>6244173
Ikr anon, I just learnt this now as well.

>>6244178
Wow

>>6244173
Because Americans are fat and retarded

>>6244173
>Look at trainers
>UK 10F

I have wide feets...

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>>6244141
okay, you made me kek.

>>6244151
how does it compare to the unupdated edition without revisions :^)

>>6244154
Ishiguro is pretty dope. Your first of him or you're following his bibliography?

>>6244166
Faye doesn't really care about this place or any of our opinions, though.

>>6244167
did he offer sex in exchange?

>>6244181
pls no nazi

>>6244178
no!
I can be the only boy here! duh!!!!

>>6244160
Everything I'm telling Faye. That goes for you as well. But I've already told you what I had to. Crossroads, life in your hands. Go with the flow that feels right.

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>>6244106
I mean, it's not unusual for you to write 1000+ word, non-reply posts, iirc.

>>6244094
who do you main (is it a main if it was just beta? will you main? idk)?

>>6244136
>>6244132
it's weird though; women's sizes are 1.5 sizes smaller, so you may want to look at 9.5 if you want your shoes to fit really well.
>>6244173
because we're stupid and need people to feel average

>>6244146
tbf, they're still mostly in good condition, I'm just running through the sole and some of the stitching on the toe is coming undone
>excuse count +1
I should just buy new shoes...

>>6244186
do you have Evans in ireland?

>>6244185
im skinny and retarded

>>6244185
Not even true at all.

>red
>she
stop misgendering him you stupid little shits
red is part of the femboy master race and there is nothing you can do about it

>>6244178
looks like egoraptor / aaron

>>6244148
i dont think anyone gets bothered by some lewd posting once in a while :3

>>6244178
Still a better chin/jaw than Edgar

>>6244193
is there a connection?

elanna is hugboxing me ;~;

>tfw ex gf tried to get in shower with me
>uhm no it's fine you go first
>lock yourself in down stairs bathroom
>she's not starting her shower

Ughhhhhhgbbhhhhhh

>>6244192
Ireland doesn't have anything

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>>6244168
he didn't ask about you

>>6244177
the sad part is that everyone already forgot.

>>6244181
I'm just assuming she's gonna have a fun time making fun of you even if you are cool with it. It's like trying to talk with faye.

>>6244187
>did he offer sex
>he

No anon, she did not.
Instead I got a traditional mens belt from Bhutan.

>>6244192
>Evans
I didn't know until just now that we do.

>>6244188
im not a nazi but believe in eugenics and mass sterilization, and slavs are just superior, thats all.

>>6244191
havent ever bought womens shoes yet, im full boymode, and will be for atleast a year.

>>6244203
ok

>>6244191
this is true ive i have a pair of bp booties and ther 9.5's but my tom's wedges are 10, for me depends on the designer

WELP,
DUE TO UNCONTROLLABLE LUST,
IMMA BOOZE CRUISE THE STREETS OF SF IN MY RENTAL JETTA AND YELL AT BOYS, EMASCULATINGLY..
hopefully the horns pass and I can go back to being an angry, sexless, self a depreciating hon after.
Have a güd day /mtfg/.
I've sexual frustration I need to work out somehow.

>>6244059
About 6 inches fully erect and microdick when flacid

>>6244082
They're getting on my case because I keep leaving work early because of panic attacks and I called in sick today on the count of my arms are completely covered in cuts and I'm supposed to be the front clerk and I'm not allowed to wear a long sleeve shirt. my work has pretty much had it and is asking for a doctor's note and I'm gonna come in tomorrow with nothing but an arm that looks like a cuttingboard

I overpayed by 170 last month (so all of my savings) and I've been watching them spend their money on all kinds of shit while I have had literally no money. it's frustrating to say the least. I live in the livingroom and I'm going to argue to have my rent dropped from 420 to 300.

>take xanax that roomate gave me because I had a massive panic attack and was going to kill myself last night if I didn't
>roomate: "wow, I gave you those for work, so I'm never going to get you any drugs ever again."

he's being an insufferable cunt for no reason since I will have rent anyways.

>>6244206
You should wear shoes. #lifeskills

>>6244204
we'll both have fun making fun of poland, tbqh. its pretty much the shittiest place in euro, aside from the balkan states and romania

>>6244202
i hate explaining to cis partners these things.. like taking shower together or going to beach.. like uh no

is it normal to hate people here with much smaller feet than me?

Mine are really round

>>6244212
thanks for the update, i forgot :^)

>>6244211
hiiii amy <3

>>6244218
Yes and no.

>>6244218
Only if it obsesses you is it abnormal

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run out of hardy, switching to another françoise that kind of looks like faye in the thumbnails.

>>6244196
you mean erin transon :^)

>>6244205
>traditional mens belt from Bhutan.
is it dope, though?

>>6244206
>believe in eugenics
you believe in the most unscientific mode to make sure we all die of the most basic deseases because of the limited gene pool or do you just enjoy the idea of assigning random traits as superior and getting rid of people who haven't had a chance to show they are more useful to society than good looking people?

>>6244211
>420
I see what they did there

>>6244211
forgot to mention
>roomate: "if you're having anxiety issues go to the fucking doctor"
>me: "I have literallyt been telling you I'm going to a mental ward on the first for the last 2 weeks dude"

>>6244221
Hi, I'm in a bad mood

>>6244103
Couple of things happened

>>6244209
that's nothing, i got a pair of sneakers that fit really comfortably at 7.5, and another pair that's almost too tight at 9 .. both 'US Women' size

>>6244187
>Ishiguro is pretty dope. Your first of him or you're following his bibliography?

This is the first novel of his I've read and so far it's really quite wonderful. I love the way he writes. Can't wait to read his other stuff.

>>6244203
lmao you cheeky fuck.
>>6244205
helped with my ma's shoe shopping woes, can help you too

>>6244187
I care, I just pretend like I don't.
>>6244166
I don't think logically, I just ride emotions like care and love and lust. I can feel when somethings not right, like it's one of those lead vests they put over you to take a dental X-ray

Something is not right

How do I make plans? Where do I start senpai?

>>6244225
>is it dope, though?
Sorta? It's green and kind of pretty... It would look nice on anyone I think.

>>6244230
>helped with my ma's shoe shopping woes, can help you too
I'll remember! Thanks helpful anon!

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Are there any represses here that would actually pas well? Are you only repressing because you look manly?

Does anyone here sew?

>>6244232
i just write everything down

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>>6244191
>I should just buy new shoes...
Yeah you should. Are you wearing girls or guys styles rn?

>>6244200
nope.jpg.avi.mp4