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>>6228515
previous thread
First for wanting Flannel not to be self-conscious
>>6230098
>>6230109
>what are top-down angles
>>6230099
you look like grace
>tfw told I look like Rumer Willis before
T-thanks...
Xth for being to happy and excited to sleep!
>>6230115
She probably should be, if you post your pictures here you will get shit on and trolled.
oh fuck it why am I doing this
https://unsee
.cc/medatibu/
>>6230116
>>6230128
ha so you are secretly cute
>>6230121
she looks better than Grace imho
>>6230107
Listen to Kit
>>6230126
Obviously. But since it's obvious and granted you will, that makes it totally irrelevant.
>>6230128
I'm a bit happy that you're not some sort of ultra beautiful freak of nature. You look good but it shouldn't be a surprise when you barely had a puberty.
>>6230132
too late for that now
>>6230129
I'll take the before face as is, and never touch it, as long as I get the body
body > face
>>6230128
Cute passing nerd im so damn jelly of you early transitioners. I'd beat you at pokemon tho so I outnerd you
>>6230132
>it has anon
>in the bottom corner and being ignored
my favorite group pic
>>6230128
marry me
you can pretend I'm a girl
so basically you're all just hugboxing me is what you're getting at?
>>6230142
You're not being hugboxed. You are not perfect or anything but you are kinda cute. 5-6/10 seems to be prettty accurate desu.
You don't look like a freak or anything though.
>>6230142
Nope. You've got flaws, but they can be worked on. You're dateable as is though.
You could take better care of your hair though...
(secret tip, wash it in rainwater. It makes it silkier)
http://imgur.com/vbq8Rf9
the "I just came in my girlfriend" aesthetic.
[nsfw]
also my name is dropped because I don't want people to know who i am
>>6230140
Do you identify as a girl? Then you're a girl!!
>>6230142
you oversold yourself with the first pics, but you pretty much look cis and we don't want to be horrible jelly hons
>>6230133
Yeah, same, lots of us have and can take the trolling and being called a hon. But a lot of us can't.
>>6230134
Unless you're like, not confident in yourself or your appearance. Then it could be devastating.
>>6230142
i saw ur pic id definitely chase you if i got the chance desu
>tfw your gf says she loves you but you're too autistic to know what love is
>>6230138
I'm not jealous of early transitioners. Actually, I'm quite glad there can be such a thing as early transitioners now. Because, well, I'd have been one without gatekeepers denying treatment to everyone under 25... And I can't wish that nonsense on anyone.
>>6230142
You're definetly getting hugboxed, its mtfg
>>6230150
>you pretty much look cis
hugbox x10
>>6230149
It's Lish.
Lish identifies as the mysterious power from beyond the stars that's benevolently looking over us all.
>>6230151
:p
https://unsee
.cc/pibogume/
now you can feel better about your chins
and I am NOT an early transitioner
I only got on hormones a month ago, at 18
>>6230153
tell her you want to know what love this and that you know she can show you.
my personal rec as an emotionally stunned person is that you should temporally drop all your trained attitudes and act as if it was completely natural that she's there. that's my broken definition of being in love.
>>6230156
Ofc I'm happy for them, doesn't mean I'm not jelly tho. Those two feels aren't mutually exclusive is what I'm trying to say. Like I'm happy for so many people in this general but doesn't mean I wouldn't wish I could be more like them or be able to experience the stuff they are experiencing.
>>6230156
you're a bit more mature than most people here. I think like you but I can't avoid the feeling in the back of my head that I could had just self medded if it weren't for my personal issues. I don't have anything against them but I can't focus on being happy for them.
>>6230163
>not waiting for your bell to start ringing
shamefur dispray
>>6230145
I'll make the Revolucion sexy!
>>6230150
so how would you rate potc? I just need to calibrate my passing meter with yours
>>6230163
>18
>not early
Anything before 20 is early in my mind.
>>6230160
nah
flannel barelly had a male puberty and it shows. she doesn't have the genes to be our animu definition of a hot woman but if I saw her in the street I wouldn't see her as trans and I clock even cis girls.
>>6230170
thats the worst picture you've ever posted
>>6230163
>I only got on hormones a month ago, at 18
But you were on puberty blockers too weren't you? And shit can go horribly wrong after 18, trust me. I'd consider anyone who starts at 18-20 or before to be an early transitioner.
>>6230163
fuck you, that pic is better than the previous one...
>>6230148
>http://imgur.com/vbq8Rf9
hmmm basic???
these days have been pretty weird
>>6230167
I did self-med in my late teens, but without any possibility of SRS or ID change, it was a dead end.
>>6230164
>temporally drop all your trained attitudes and act as if it was completely natural that she's there
I appreciate the advice, but I don't quite follow this part
>>6230179
Nope.
You won't guess who.
I'm gender queer fem / andro and thats the only hint you will get.
>>6230171
I don't remember how she looks. Post a pic if she's cool with that or give me something to remember if I ever saw it.
>>6230177
>tfw started at 22
;__;
>>6230175
>tfw only on hrt for almost 5 months and no bobs yet
;_;
also hiiii moap !
>>6230163
>I only got on hormones a month ago, at 18
didn't you start AA much earlier? like 16 or something. at 16 most kids don't even have a beard.
and now everyone'll have capped those and I'll end up on some fucking tier list
and now since I've somehow abused angles to trick everyone into thinking I'm not an ugly cow everything I rightly hate about my face will just make me look like a retard
gg
no re
I'm out of here
i thought all the mental changes might be bullshit but i've literally felt so much better since starting hrt
>>6230183
if you trip youve got to have posted face
someonell clock you
>>6230175
>award for being a trooper.
5 suicide attempts and still here. Things only get better with not caring. But then I'm a complete weirdo. So yeah. I'm hoping to grab HRT as soon as possible, but without a job or savings... I'm in the doldrums right now, so I'm focusing on staying as positive as possible and getting some work.
>>6230189
Get back here young lady!
You're fine. I doubt anyone's screencapped it. I just posted my images through the board, and not on unsee.
Hi /mtfg/
Came out to friend today but mostly just been ignored and i dont think he likes me anymore
but how are you?
and how was your day
>>6230161
Alright, you get an award for being a trooper if that's what you look like right now. I wouldn't have the self confidence to keep going if I still looked like a man.
>>6230192
i have posted my face lots of times.
I almost always post selfies.
You can't tell who I am just from seeing my dick and legs though.
>>6230182
well, while I think I can share the not understanding love I'm someone who barely has real emotions and fakes most of it. I don't know if that's your case, but when I've been with someone in a relationship the best part was not emoting at things I didn't feel like and being open when I would "hugbox" a situation. Like not lying about clothing making someone look good when it doesn't, not saying things because it was supposed to and so on.
>>6230189
Being on the tierlist is fun, don't you want to be compared to others and be valued on nothing but your looks?
>>6230194
Came out as what? An autistic weabo? They all already knew.
>>6230148
your gf is hot post more of her
>>6230189
you're still way bellow phien, and we tolerate all her issues, if that makes you feel good
>>6230203
cuz she posts anime all day?
>>6230187
>tfw started at 22
Yeah 21 here. So much went wrong for me during the last few years before I started I can't help but to hate myself for not starting sooner. I mean, I pretty much knew when I was 19 but I didn't do anything about it thinking it was not going to matter anyways and now I have to bear the burden of that decision for the rest of my life...
>>6230189
>and now everyone'll have capped those and I'll end up on some fucking tier list
You think so? I've posted my face like 5 times in the thread and I don't think anyone cared enough to save em. Then again you're way more liked of a trip and cute so maybe you will?
>>6230193
>5 suicide attempts and still here.
That sounds like attention seeking behavior desu. Even 13 yo me would have succeeded if I hadn't been such a stupid little shit and done it around the time my parents got home.
>>6230206
I really hope people don't like her exclusively for that...
>>6230207
>attention seeking behavior
Probably right.
I don't think I need to explain why.
Good morning everyone!!
>>6230163
Dang I'm just burning with jealousy desu
>>6230179
Sorry friendo not me
>>6230194
Morning. Ah that sucks. But you can never tell how people are going to be from their initial reaction. Just give him some time.
>>6230187
>tfw started just before my 26th birthday
Also hi kit!
I have to admit I screencaped flannel's pic, but it's just for autism and correlating faces to personalities and I swear I won't post it under any circumstance.
>>6230095
You're one lucky girl, Amy. Take care of him! I wish I was over there. :P
>>6230019
>I'm going to share my love with lots of people!
THIS SO MUCH
why don't people understand our degenerate lifestyle comes from a place of pure gratitude to be sharing our time in existence with this very specific selection of other people and wanting to feel and share as much pleasure with them as possible? It feels so nice to share affection and put a smile on so many peoples' faces. I want to kiss everybody! Free love, man!
>tfw want to dress like a goth but am actually an environmentalist stoner hippie
>>6230210
your goth pic looked really good kiwi face
>>6230208
>>6230211
>Sorry friendo not me
I'm not that anon and I'm really wondering why her first option was you...
>>6230208
her being cute helps people over look her insanity
>>6230211
hiiiiiiiiii jenna !!
ok girls im off to work please be safe all of you
>>6230221
her crazy devotion to her bf and having constant bad luck in life also helps...
>>6230197
Oh, I'm a pretty emotional person in general so that's not really a problem for me, and I do my best to be honest with her (and my friends too)
I just don't know what love means so I don't know how to tell if I love her or anything like that
I'm glad you can find people you can be yourself with, for whatever it's worth
>>6230222
Ciao Kit!
>>6230217
thanks <3 I'm gonna work on improving it and make it a much more regular thing from now on 'cause it definitely works better than whatever looks I've tried before
>when you try to console someone but end up making it worse
wow I'm a fucking retard and feel horrible
>>6230223
>her crazy devotion to her bf and having constant bad luck
elabor8 pls?
>>6230228
>tfw even edgar is progressing better than you
>>6230224
>I'm glad you can find people you can be yourself with, for whatever it's worth
eh, I'm really good at faking emotions and it's almost the same thing. bit demanding if it's for more than the usual but I enjoy being with people.
sorry I couldn't help
>>6230230
At least you let them know you care
>>6230229
>Don't do that.
I don't. Not any more.
Thankfully I'm a lot more stable than I used to be.
I actually hate how selfish I was for trying that.
>>6230230
:( aww what happened
>>6230228
it's DF's trick of looking like someone with issues much more evident than being trans to make people bypass the clocking.
>>6230230
Don't be too hard on yourself, you did the right thing even if it didn't work out.
>>6230236
>I actually hate how selfish I was for trying that.
I feel the same way, fucking twice in the last few weeks. Next time I'm not going to cry about it to anyone if I feel like going through it because I don't want to be that person who always talks about doing it and never ends up doing it.
>>6230228
Tfw no goth robin to fuck in the ass
>>6230230
letting people know you care usually helps a lot, it's better if it's a long term thing than just popping up when someone's down.
that's why no one cares about anons trying to help.
repostin' polls
http://www.strawpoll.me/10259468/
and
http://www.strawpoll.me/10258291/
>ywn cum inside red and make him your slutty boy toy like Amy will
>>6230242
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10258291/
like why do you even leave that option on the poll who isn't going to vote for poo on toast, etc
>>6230231
she always says the reasson she hasn't killed herself is her boyfriend and if he were to leave her she'd instantly go for it because nothing else matters.
and the bad luck thing can be sumarized with her srs experience. ask her if she wants to share it, I'm not gonna go around spreading her personal life.
@whoever asked me to post more of her
>>6230243
Please no lewdposting
>>6230242
No one cares.
>>6230233
It sounds like a pain to me, but I guess I have no experience
It was sweet of you to try
>>6230239
>twice in the last few weeks
You're a nice person Puru. I hope you don't have to go through that again.
What do trans girl usually smell like?
>>6230246
I always add a comedy option to my polls, and as much as it fucks them up, it always gives me a good laugh
>>6230245
>Probably just because I have a cis partner and a trip. Idk.
it was pretty much a dick, nothing more.
>>6230255
my partner smells gr8.
Sweet n stuff.
its nice.
>>6230222
>ywn stalk kit at work and find out where she works, order drinks from her all night and then hide behind her car at 4am till she finishes work and creep up on her, grab her and muffle her voice, throw her into your car and drive her to an abandoned building, keep her chained up as your sex slave eventually brainwashing her into loving you
>>6230249
post her lewd parts
how do you get hot gf
is she tranny
>>6230239
>Next time I'm not going to cry about it to anyone if I feel like going through it because I don't want to be that person who always talks about doing it and never ends up doing it.
you could just use that guilt to make something out of your life. it's the abrahamic route.
>>6230260
yeah shes trans.
shes cute and my little kitten.
She is trutrans though so she doesnt like when i take pics of her cock.
>>6230251
Can you get like a speech therapist anyway bexause of your dysphraxia and shit?
>>6230255
Marijuana
>>6230263
willingly?
>>6230259
Anon...
I would advise against this plan of action.
>>6230238
>DF's trick
That literally only worked because it was/is doll face and she looked like a girl pre hrt... Not to mention she's got tons of confidence...
>>6230259
creepy desu
>>6230266
seconding
>>6230255
Cum and piss
>>6230255
girl smell, it's one of the first things to change on hormones
pretty gud
scary when your mum asks if you're using girls' deodorant though (I use Lynx... or 'Ax' in USA)
>>6230263
other parts
>>6230268
Why though?
>>6230269
I see it a lot though, I'm naming it after her because she brought it up but it's a thing.
>>6230255
Body lotion moisturizer probs
>>6230254
How would you know? Based on the thread all I do is
>tfw lonely
>tfw no early transition
>tfw stuck in finland
>tfw i'll be a hon
etc. etc.
>>6230262
That's the plan, though I'm still none the wiser how to dig my way out of finland.
>>6230264
I'm in the process of trying to find that out. Often if a speech impediment isn't debilitating the NHS won't fund therapy for it. Tory policy means they take a "bare minimum" approach, i.e. if it's not absolutely essential to your immediate wellbeing then fuck off. Pretty shitty but that's Austerity for you.
>>6230249
>tfw bf will never brag about you and show off your pictures on anonymous imageboards
>>6230275
it doesn't work in real life, you would hurt her and it's a crime. in that order.
>>6230259
Ywn kidnap red and keep him in a cage and force feed him hormones and cum until he admits he's supposed to be a girl and make him wear revealing outfits and makeup that you eventually ruin with cum on his/her face
>>6230243
>tfw getting a viagra prescription specifically for when he comes over
>>6230276
You're not helping nay Trans girl telling her to make herself stand out even more in the hope of not being clocked, imho
>>6230267
Yeah she consents to everything we do, and if she doesn't we don't do it.
>>6230274
Yeah i don't think she wants me to post those pics.
Only images of my cock in her mouth.
>>6230280
I'm the trans girl that posts here :3
she doesn't post but we met through some form of trans chatroom.
But yeah, maybe you will!
>>6230278
really is nice actually.
shes a cute girl.
>>6230278
Nope, idk if it's a certainty but by, like, 3 months for me, and I think 6 months tops for most, your sweat, genital scent etc. all changes to girl-mode. It's pretty nice.
>>6230288
I would take you up on that offer, they say my penis resembles a match stick.
am i a girl yet
>>6230292
post her bp
>>6230279
I think a girl i went to school with ended up doing speech therapy? I could be wrong. Eitherway if you're unsuccessful, i could at least try ask her if she has some tips
>>6230232
everyone always progresses faster than me
it never feels okay
>>6230285
Take pics
I wanna see his dumb cute face covered in cum
>>6230295
Ywn be a girl, we're all just men/boys masquerading as women/girls.
Doesn't Mena you can't have fun and enjoy life as a fake girl though.
>tfw soul crushingly lonely
I need my hugs, it's like pixie dust for Peter Pan, or the other meaning of pixie dust for Robin Williams (who ironically also played Pan)
>>6230292
youre not a tranny if you use your cock and yours is too big and manly
>>6230299
just lose weight lmao :^)
>>6230292
Oh, you're trans too? I was imagining some hot dude posting pictures of his qt trans gf and it was such a cute and touching image in my head.
>>6230296
>Agreed. Puru is nice. Nice Puru, nice.
Agreed. Puru is nice. Nice Puru, nice.
>>6230300
I don't cum and haven't cum anything in over a year
>>6230303
>not knowing what goes on behind closed doors
>>6230302
what happened between you and edie?
>>6230292
fuck cute happy people
>>6230302
>Peter Pan
My namesake =D, but unlike Robin Williams I'm not funny at least I can stay a boy forever!
>>6230298
no probs
specifically what I have that affects my speech is hypotonia and ataxia as a result of brain damage, if you wanna get specific with her.
for the same reason, as well as muscle problems I also have some loss of sensation in various bits of my body- including the inside of my mouth and, it seems so far, the muscles used to control resonance. I've always said I'd happily trade out my right arm for a high-grade prosthetic because it'd actually be an improvement. can't even use a knife properly.
>>6230308
Well, take pics of him anyways
>>6230287
>Ask the others!
I don't think they have an opinion of me yet.
>You have a razor wit
How on earth would you come to this conclusion
>humble
Or this. I can't think of anything I have said that'd lead to either.
>>6230296
>Nice Puru, nice.
???
>>6230294
w-wow
actively being propositioned is new to me :D
I like being somewhat acceptably attractive all of a sudden
goth mode best mode
>>6230301
this desu, don't overthink it
you don't have to be cis to be cute and stuff
>>6230305
less musky, more sweet and subtle
girl sweat smells of onions instead of cheese, I know that more from sex stuff than from myself though
>>6230314
Thanks...im kinda avoiding fb to concentrate on other things at the moment, but ill save this and i will ask her when im.next on
>>6230128
i missed a picture of flannel
>>6230305
Well if you want the tru tru, women and men's sweat smell the same, unfit women sweat less and have a much higher body temperature heat threshold to start sweating then men or trained women, trained physically fit athletic women sweat less then men, but just as easily as them.
Here's an interesting quote from the times "In an experiment conducted decades ago, male athletes were injected with estrogen and sweated less during subsequent exercise."
>>6230282
It wouldnt hurt her when she loves me though. I don't want to hurt her though.
>>6230321
*shrug* I might go gay for her too, at least for a night. She's pretty qt.
>>6230315
Does Red want to be referred to with male pronouns now, or are you just being mean?
>>6230329
Pan only goes out with big cock alpha chads
Ten weeks now. I need a nose job. But at least my hair is nice.
>>6230333
Moap would you go gay for any trips here?
>>6230328
Looked like if this thing with some 1950s housewife hair and glasses.
>>6230304
o-okay
*glub*
>>6230335
Im well aware of what Pan looks for. Ive known for quite some time what the korean based princess likes.
>>6230311
We didn't communicate well for a little bit, got mad, and made up. Long distance is really hard
>>6230313
Im a rufio man myself, but I wouldn't trip with it, because it has rufi in it...
I thought I picked a good in bullyable name instead, but then someone came up with gaye, and it went down hill from there
>>6230324
Scientifically speaking, there is no difference, and humans don't have pheromones to alter the smell, that's probably soap differences at best
>>6230330
>women and men's sweat smell the same
transbian here. i will never agree with this. ok not being tru
>>6230333
He goes by any pronoun
He's a femboy who's still taking hormones. I wanna see his face covered in cum
>>6230341
Do you suck on bexes girlhood?
>>6230334
Holy fuck thats lewd
>tfw HRT turned gt underside, taint and bp from pink/pale to dark
m-maybe it's good that nobody has to see them ever
>>6230347
I think that happens sometimes, yes
>>6230340
Sheen! XD
>>6230341
Well so the smell is from bacterial waste from the bacteria that eats the sweat
Expanding on what I said
Unfit Men start sweating at room temperature
Unfit women must be much warmer to start sweating
So men kind of smell all the time, and women don't unless it gets really hot
My ex gf smelled like a 10 year old boy when it reached 90 degrees, not that that's proof, but yah
>>6230334
post bj pics
>>6230349
I know your skype too, it's fun to make you feel good getting random sexy posts throughout the day.
>>6230337
Sophie, she was strikingly beautiful, blew anyone else here out of the water. Prettiest girl Ive ever seen post on /mtfg/.
>>6230346
Red is a beautiful grill, a beautiful grill that I assume loves having her face covered in cum.
>>6230345
The smell comes from bacterial waste, and the bacterial waste is the same, you're just dealing with more waste at the same exertion and heat levels for men
>>6230343
>princess
confession
>>6230142
In super drink and I wanna say you are UTE
>>6230360
Claire...
How much have you had to drink?
>>6230321
>https://unsee.cc
>/munezipa/
whats that it got deleted
>>6230355
just for you <3
>>6230356
Moap I think you are the prettiest girl to post here desu
Somebody post the latest tier list
Well, my spiro didn't arrive even though I ordered it last month. It feels like I'm going to be screwed by puberty before I get a script for HRT.
RIP passing potential.
>>6230367
please go fuck yourself
>>6230368
Where'd you order from? ive only ever ordered from QHI but they take a while, like 1-2 months for first order and 3 weeks for every order afterward.
>>6230368
>RIP passing potential.
how old are you? and when i self medded my hrt took like 6 weeks to arive, i know the wait sucks, but just try and hold out ;(
>>6230370
T-that's lewd though >////////<
>>6230359
Why don't you come home after a long day, tell me about all the bullshit while we have a drink, and I rub out all the tension? Then we can shower and end up having hard sex before falling asleep. I want to smell your clean sweat while we drift off.
>>6230368
if you didn't pass without hrt, you probably won't with it
I posted a new profile picture of myself on fb and it has like 100+ likes holy moly
>>6230378
post pic
>>6230362
Abot half abotyle of r ed square
>>6230381
No sorry posting on 4ch is my secret shame
>>6230374
take pics please :P
>>6230375
seriously, please take me
hnnng
>>6230387
I'd try emailing them. QHI always reponded to me, you might have some luck
>>6230375
>tfw made a good friend the other day
>fw won't ever get to cuddle with him
still, worth the friendship
>>6230382
Go to sleep Claire. Get a drink of water, and go to bed, you'll feel better.
>>6230391
already did. They said it might have been reshipped by international mail or taken by customs, and they are offering to reship it free of charge.
>>6230396
It's online 8%:00 pm tho and in wanting for flannels cQt face
>>6230366
Dawh, anon you're so sweet <3. Being as pretty as possible is my goal. I thought Sophie was really beautiful though in like a genuine way, it wasn't just photoshop/camera angles/makeup or any other gimmick.
>>6230378
How do people even get this? Do you have like four thousand friends? I only get like 10 and feel like a loser.
>>6230398
:(
i know a few weeks seems like a really long time without hrt
but you should be fine in terms of passing
i hope it gets to you asap
>>6230357
is that really that instant?
>tfw oxytocin flooding my brain
I'm going to fucking melt when I meet red irl. Actually shit, I'll probably go one step further and sublimated into a cloud of pure happiness and joy
>>6230357
safe to say cis women stay cleaner then men
>>6230399
Your spelling's gone out the window Claire, and I'm fairly sure Flannel ran away in embarrassment. You'll see it another time. Get some rest and come back when you're sober, ok?
>>6230385
You're in school, I'm in school, and live halfway across the globe. I want you, yet I don't want to disappoint you because of such distance.
>>6230406
is there a male equivalent to a crazy cat lady?
>>6230391
So... Just because I can, I'm going to ask...
HOW DO YOU FIND ANYTHING ON QHI'S WEBSITE?
It's awful... unless I'm on the wrong page?
What is your reason for hugboxing people that (A) don't pass, (B) aren't very attractive, (C) have personality disorders, (D) aren't being productive in life.
Brutal difficulty mode: Don't use hons, bullies, /pol/, nor chasers as an excuse to deflect the question.
>>6230408
What country? I'm moving back to America in the Fall :/
>>6230413
kindness of their heart?
>>6230407
In not topo bad tho
I wanna half sex how mucho are. Properties to top or bottom
>>6230413
im a pos and cant say be up front and honest
>>6230414
The American southwest, though I'm considering doing something spontaneous this summer and traveling the U.S. for photography reasons.
>>6230420
I...
SOMEONE HELP ME GET CLAIRE TO BED?
>>6230411
autists don't get out much so no one gets to whiff their stank
>>6230427
Let her drunk it out Sirona, better drunk posting than driving.
>>6230423
lol, well its up to you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you have my contact info, i'm single...
for now. haha,
>>6230428
I'll let you know my smell is pleasant and confuses many males when they initiate conversations with me >=}
>>6230427
Hah you want mhe in you B ed now?
Thought I had finally been clocked when a guy gave me his seat on the sky train, but it looks like they do that for all women, not just ones who look in pain from bottom surgery...
>>6230432
if you were really that convincing irl, you would have gotten a legit rx, and not need to self med
>>6230437
No. I'm no not spinnny and it's the only 8 click
>>6230432
My smell is mostly artificial and it commands attention and respect from a good distance. Gotta love civet.
>>6230444
Claaaaire. You're "no not spinny"? I think you need some help at least. Go get yourself a glass of water.
>>6230444
By the way Claire, I am wearing a wet and warm diapee currently.
>>6230447
Okay I willu URL
>>6230430
Beautiful, structured, focused, kitchenware.
Talented, passionate about his work, toots his own horn, spontaneous, rogue.
Would be an interesting combination tbqh. The motion of my ocean it pretty damn good too from what I've been told.
>>6230452
YOUR NOT STINGRAY
Ten weeks and still an alpha :D
https://unsee.
cc/dupamero/
why do i freak out whenever something even slightly positive happens?
>>6230461
Oka I love you she the
>>6230459
Stop fishing you autistic faggot.
>>6230464
attention whoring is what trips do
>>6230459
qt/pa2tie would get beat up by
>>6230464
FUCK
>>6230459
I would pay to see you and Maddie fuck. It'd be like tranny incest porn.
>>6230413
I never hugbox.
>>6230466
It's disgusting.
>>6230459
you should measure your arms, they seem disproportionate
>>6230466
definitely true
>tfw 2 whole months until red gets to leave these make all over my fucking neck and chest
>>6230466
Tru
>when you spend like 5 hours trying to setup your ps3 to your computer monitor so you can watch blu rays with your good headphones and big monitor only to have a bunch of problems happen and learn that you cant connect a usb headset to a ps3 so in the end you just plug in back up into the tv in the other room and waste a good high
god damnit.
>>6230480
>that jawline
Why do cis girls post here?
>>6230456
>Talented, passionate about his work, toots his own horn, spontaneous, rogue.
lol is that you or me? hahaha
>>6230485
>you will never look like a 40 years old mom
>>6230490
Sadly, I kind of do...
>>6230491
did you get your vagina recently?
Any transgirls from Australia here? That want a boyfriend?
>>6230491
You look like my dad in a wig and less scary eyes.
>>6230493
Please be in Perth.
>>6230493
Year senpai
What do trans girls like?
>>6230480
How would you get a mark like that?
>>6230493
Australians are cute.
>>6230493
S Y D N E Y
>>6230503
a bite
>>6230497
Trip on kit
>>6230492
Yup. Couple weeks ago. Feels OK already.
>>6230501
Pizza & Cock mostly.
>>6230501
being narcissists
>>6230497
I am in Perth actually what's your name?
>>6230509
congrata!
>>6230501
Attention.
>>6230501
lol, honestly this, mostly men maybe 1 cute girl every once in a while
>>6230513
>I am in Perth
FUCK
>>6230516
Who even are you... Kinda a dick move to screenshot people in a password locked room =/
>>6230507
Oh, I guess that makes sense. I'm not generally involved in any biting so I've yet to see something quite like that
>>6230519
is that tinyc?
>>6230519
Why is your head so huge lol?
>>6230510
>>6230512
>>6230515
So if i give them attention (and my dick) will I finally get a cute trans gf?
>>6230517
Whats wrong?
>>6230525
Yes, loads of attention since most trannies are like children.
>>6230526
I hate this gigantic fucking country
every time someone's in it they're on the wrong side
How does it feel knowing that the Islamic republic of Iran encourage MtF SRS, and pay for the bill alongside changing your name and everything, as soon as you're legally adult.
All in the name of homophobia?
>>6230524
I dunno, I mean, I'm a fan of some light gnawing where appropriate, but it seems like anything that'd leave heavy marks like that would be more painful than anything else
>>6230529
I just want a qt trans gf just like my Chinese cartoons
>>6230521
ya :/
>>6230524
she got ffs once, i think trying to go again sometime in the future.
>>6230522
cause i'm smart B)
and its partly how close i hold my laptop to my face.
>>6230538
You look weird as fuck.
>>6230540
>weird as fuck.
thanks :)
I'll just leave this here.
>>6230543
And this.
>>6230528
Are you cute? What are you doing tonight?
>>6230543
Hello /pol/
Why do anons bully? :(
>>6230541
It still seems like it'd hurt a lot, though I might consider trying something like that
>>6230549
anon will always bully
its just a way of life
Wait one more. On account of being... exceptional.
>>6230549
they're jealous
>>6230549
Why do you constantly fish for attention?
>>6230548
more like kayla thinking about the future
>>6230548
And a group one just for you.
>>6230549
cause they're spiteful, jealous regressed neckbeards :P honestly its kinda funny to watch/listen to, gotta feel a little bad for them you know, they're definetely deserving of some pity for being so depressed.
>>6230556
>jealous of these alien looking hons
My sides
>>6230549
Bullying trannies is a low-cost effort in general. All you need to do is tell them they'll never be the little girl (or some variation thereof) or post a photo of a good looking girl. Like so.
>>6230562
>implying anons are not trips
>>6230562
How does it feel when there's no surgery to fix your massive man skull?
Since Sirona isn't here...
Daily reminder that anons are the thousand young of shubniggurath
>>6230558
Because I have low self esteem. C'mon you couldn't puzzle that one out?
>>6230547
Nah, im no qt. You should try chasing Kit, she's a real qt.
>>6230569
These are two people but whatever you say hon.
>>6230228
a little bit on the Crow side
I see so many mtfs here who carry over their disgusting man habits of not taking care of themselves. Learn to fucking shape your long man hair, learn makeup, learn to fucking carry yourself in a feminine manner holy shit.
>>6230565
can confirm
Post old boy pics
>>6230576
sure, but I can deal with that
>>6230228
Eh it's a decent cosplay.
>>6230581
>>6230575
If you post a pic I promise to hugbox you
>>6230577
too much work, cbf to make up. lol
the next time i get misgendered or clocked by someone irl i'll start learning make up.
too bad voice/posture are really most important things
>>6230577
I like to ride my dirt bike, do handyman projects and wear stockings while showing off my dick
goof morning
>>6230594
Pls be mine
>>6230519
That's just life but you can't escape the reality that most people here don't pass. It's a very tiring topic and you can't get through the delusions without some honest pics.
>>6230581
Sure thing, fuckin love that movie.
>>6230513
Kit's in Perth too and she's the best
>>6230597
Hiya Phien-chan!
How are you?
>>6230581
Good morning babes
>>6230602
Yet you get huffy when told that you don't pass Hongie. Double standards much?
>>6230607
Take a straight on face pic without hair in your face.
>>6230605
my head really hurts, but I looked into the mirror after showering and didnt feel as disgusting and I am kinda motivated to play EU4 later this evening, maybe today is gonna be better.
How are you?
>>6230598
>Níl an agallamh god dtí a dó.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>6230611
>SPEAK AMERICAN PLEASE.
American is for americans
ÉIRE ABÚ
But no, I'll disappear again at 1.
>>6230612
Good to hear!
I've been better. All the exercise I've been doing has left my legs exhausted, and I'm going to be walking the same distance again today just to see if I can't get some work.
Over all, I guess things are going well.
>>6230607
>>6230623
>angles
>>6230616
so youre job hunting? Are you looking into specific fields?
>>6230618
I am actually going for the Prester John Achievement.
>tfw 150% technology costs and ottoman empire at your door
>>6230618
>posting In mtfg
>not a tranny
Me either Bro
>>6230625
How is that angles? It was taken straight on my face level with my phone camera
>>6230629
>straight on
Not even close.
>>6230628
there are a few boys that post here.
he might be H
if thats the case than he really isnt a tranny
>>6230628
>not a tranny
femmy guy here
>>6230633
>tfw no bf that posts on mtfg
>>6230632
Is that good???
>>6230628
Don't bro me brah. I can out-bro you any time of the day.
>>6230603
Damn right that was a great movie, I liked the vengeance flicks by that director too
I'm a femdude who posts here
>>6230642
Only if Welsh fucked around with the Old ones.
>>6230643
nope
>>6230648
Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn llyswennod
Go on. Throw that into google translate. I dare you.
>>6230642
dwi'n siarad ychydig o gymraeg desu
ond dwi ddim yn deall
>>6230641
mine doesnt either. I am pretty happy that he doesnt lurk here. I mean, what would be the point of me coming here to vent if he absorbs my negativity here?
>>6230642
TOYSTORE
OH GOD! that sounds like so much fun!!!
what would you do in a newsagency though? is it like being a journalist?
>>6230649
I am okay. just got up and showered, I am now drinking cappuccino and talking to friends like (you)
>>6230654
>Lady Vengeance
I was referring to all the 3 mobis with 'vengeange' in the name. Haven't watched more from him I dont think?
>>6230650
whatever
>>6230652
it's pretty good these days
especially for memes
>>6230653
If I remember correctly (and I probably don't) It means "have a nice meal".
>>6230654
Come on!
It's funny!
Someone translate that!
I want to be sure I got it right!
>>6230656
>OH GOD! that sounds like so much fun!
I KNOW RIGHT??? I have to turn up to three interviews for it though...
A newsagents is more of an American convenience store than anything else. It's just that is has a focus on selling newspapers.
>>6230660
YOSH!
>>6230659
That's a more honest picture, can see your man face you try so hard to hide.
>>6230660
also shouldn't that be yn lawn not yn llawn?
or have I fucked up my mutation rules?
been a long time since I studied this shit
>>6230664
Don't make me go on Skype brah.
>>6230665
yeah, well, at least I don't claim to be a woman. You happy bro?
>>6230659
id kiss ya
but your owner would get mad
>>6230666
>yn lawn not yn llawn
I have no Idea. I tossed the phrase through a translator a long time ago and memorised it. I don't actually speak welsh.
>>6230671
Then leave this general bro.
>>6230667
>south korean film
It's pretty neat to watch an action thriller and see so few guns around having watched so many run and gun flicks from hollywood
>>6230672
I'm poly
>>6230627
>and ottoman empire at your door
You fuck their shit up.
>>6230671
stop engaging faggot anons, just halt when you see the comments going in 'that direction' they only serve to make people feel bad.
look, here we go
>>6230675
No, I'm not into taking commands from a stranger online unless I actually like them.
>>6230680
back to transpassing with you
>>6230680
then why do they always engage me?
>>6230673
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
ti llawn cachuuuuuuu
>>6230657
It's not just that author. Korean vengeance flicks are usually top notch.
Along with Hong Kong cop classics like Infernal Affairs. Great cinema that is constantly mined by Hollywood.
Have you seen The Oldboy remake with Josh Brolin?
>>6230680
well said!! stop listening to those internet bullies sis
>>6230662
>I have to turn up to three interviews for it though...
Is it like 3 different stores, or 3 interviews for one store? the latter would seem excessive.
I am not sure I could handle working with children. I love them but they also make me dysphoric. its weird.
>newsagency
oh, I see, are they important where you live? theyre kinda important here cause our grocery stores are closed at night and on sundays (I think they arent in the US and maybe UK?)
>>6230664
we re going to start schoolstuff in 30-60 minutes I guess. Bf needs to get his qualifications for uni and I am teaching him. I am kind of interested how this double thing will work out next week (I have this week off but class next week, so Idk yet if going to class and teaching him will be too much stress, I am confident though)
>>6230679
for some reason I cant get vision on europe, so I cant ally austria or france fast enough. I decided to expand along the african coast first and get the delicious gold mines. being down 3:1 in soldiers, having worse generals, worse soldiers and flat terrain make winning alone impossible, for now. I should be strong enough in like 200 years though. I havent figured out yet if I should try to westernize, or if that would be a waste of 20 years.
>>6230694
Why are you being so mean?
>>6230690
>Have you seen The Oldboy remake with Josh Brolin?
Can't say that I have. Haven't watched much movies at all lately.
>>6230686
happens to the best of us
>google translate successfully translates dwi'n
b-but that's north welsh!
the most hipster variety!
I spoke it before it was cool desu
dwi'n hoffi cymru!
>>6230560
needs tripnames
Sup girls! How is everybody today?
Bad night, mosquitoes are trying to give me zika and Spiro is trying to make me pee every couple of hours.
>>6230687
I don't really know, honestly I assume they'd just do it to any name they recognise.
Then they'd persist with anyone who responds to them.
>>6230696
Because I am bored and sleepy.
>>6230705
Hi ^^ im ok
i remember spiro doing that to me for like a week :s
>>6230707
we can bang if you want. If you're bored
you in uk? its more fun than shitposting I assure you
>>6230705
>How is everybody today?
pretty good I guess
feeling some confusing feelings honestly. Estrogen and mental issues don't mix well
but I'm fine
>>6230695
>3 interviews for one store?
It's a pretty well known store. I guess that they want to eliminate candidates in rounds?
Children are fine for me. They tend not to give a shit if you act like a fag.
Newsagents are sort of important? They act like a "I want X, but I don't want to have to go to a supermarket." You're right though. Most stores are open until 10pm, and are open on weekends.
>>6230698
>speaking cool welsh
>not speaking cool Irish
Ní fíor ceilteach thú.
Well, I'm off to that interview... Bye everyone!
>>6230715
bye <3 you're the best, get that across in the interview
>>6230702
That would be mean. I actually stumbled upon that on flickr while browsing a fashion photography pool.
Damn trannies tryin' ta invade feminine spaces I tells ya!
>>6230707
Eh, a reason as good as any.
>>6230715
I'm not even fucking welsh is the weirdest part
>>6230715
I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS TALKING TO YOU! y-you tricked me!
good luck at the interview!
>>6230716
goof morning <3!
>>6230715
good luck!
>>6230720
Who would want to be Welsh? Or British for that matter?
>>6230711
No.
>>6230718
>>6230725
I don't
I just know a tiny bit of the language is all
>>6230664
Where is she now? I want to take a nice transgirl out for dinner :)
>>6230695
That's fucking great you're feeling confident. You can definitely do it. You're pretty clever desu
I'm going to go run
Hopefully I can make all the dysphoria go away
>>6230736
She's working right now but she'll be back!
>>6230744
well I kind of didn't have emotions before
I guess they're all coming back now, and I just don't understand them
but yeah I've got all sorts of mental problems too so I mean if you're reasonably sane it shouldn't fuck you up as hard as it did me
not a chance in hell I'm going off it though
overall it's still been an improvement
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
PSA
Spartan is fine
>>6230739
awww thank you <3
I am kinda worried about the workload, not necessary the content though. We will see
>tfw your dad buys you feminine shower stuff even though you're not out to him
What happen?
>>6230753
maybe he always wanted a daughter
or you inherited the tranny from him and now he's trying to live through you
>>6230753
he wants the bp
>>6230757
She was away for a while and didnt respond to me on skype, so I was a little worried.
>>6230757
Did he finally figure it out after years?
Maybe my boobs helped him figure it out.
>>6230758
spoopy
>>6230764
didn't even realize its you
yea bb he knows
>>6230764
>Did he finally figure it out after years?
He knew it all those years. He just wasn't able to face the horrible truth.
>>6230762
She? Why are you invalidating Spartan's titanic struggle?
>>6229285
I should probably not start hrt
>>6230766
>tfw you talk to him and your voice doesnt drop down
He must be disappointed in his degenerate son, even made him send the letter to qhi when you still had to do that the first time I ordered hormones but he didn't realize I think.
>>6230771
I dunno, he's pretty dumb sometimes.
>>6230771
>She? Why are you invalidating Spartan's titanic struggle?
female name on skype
>>6230774
yeah Imma pull through!
Time to start!
>>6230774
>but spiro has been better for me than AD's
uhhh
what the literal fuck?
>day 3
oh
yes it's a placebo
having super low sex hormone levels fucks you up horribly
>>6230751
Ilu
>>6230757
I thought I could delete dysphoria like an app. It didn't work.
>>6230774
>spiro doing anything at all
>>6230783
>female name on skype
LOL
O
L
>>6230788
You could have at least put something macho as a your Skype handle.
>>6230788
ilu2 <3
Well, tired as fuck after a day of shopping, but hey, that'll be a birthday to remember. Though my mother has suggested I'd switch it to my SRS anniversary in the future...
>>6230801
happy birthday ^^
>>6230801
Loving the feminine beard shadow.
I made a political comic for you to enjoy
can phone cameras hugbox you? my friend says my shoulders look tiny in the picture I sent her but in reality they're huge
>>6230797
Which pills are the blue ones?
The only pills I take are white.
>>6230807
>wake up
>feeling great
>decide to measure shoulder circumference
>get 43"
>realise I would never be able to continue transition with my huge shoulders
>call my endo and tell him I'm quitting and going back on T
>>6230808
Measure them. Measurements don't lie
>>6230805
8pm here and makeup literally melts off your face. I'm overdue for a laser touch up, that's for sure.
>>6230810
progynova, estrofem
>>6230810
Red - man pills.
Blue - girl pills.
White - hon pills.
Easy. Most take white pills.
>think I might have accidentally taken 2 cypro tablets today
>I'm on 100mg
welp I'm dead probably gg life
>>6230812
I should not start
>>6230821
I've been on 100mg for ages, wouldn't go any lower than that.
>>6230821
Isn't the prostate cancer treatment like 400+mg a day? You can probs live through that just fine.
>>6230822
If you're shoulder circumference is > 40", don't transition
>>6230813
don't you need a second person to do that accurately? what if they hugbox me and tell me a smaller number?
>>6230828
my shoulder circumference is >40" but I transitioned anyway
fite me
>>6230807
I like this one, it's sums up the vast majority of vocal right wing supporters.
>>6230828
41'' reporting in
>>6230834
How do you look?
>>6230801
How long post op are you? :D
>>6230834
I thought it's 40" for most men anyway
Any Perth girls wanna get fucked tonight let me know. I will take you out to dinner before hand
>>6230838
12 days. And drinking champagne. Yeah, not the best idea, I know.
>>6230839
That depends on height and the density of your arms.
>>6230837
well I hate how I look but I haven't been called 'he' once in ~2 years, and almost all of that was pre hrt sooo
they're only 15-16" across. That's not that bad is it?
>>6230847
It probably isn't. It's more the case that if you don't look like anime you look like an ogre.
>>6230850
>I thought it was more like 300.
I guess the dosage varies a lot depending on how hard they want to nuke the prostate. Either way yes that dosage is bad for your health but it's mostly long-term harm as far as I understood the research papers right.
>>6230720
I grew up in Wales and I can't even speak Welsh beyond a few basic words and phrases like "pysgod a sglodion" and "dwi'n hofi coffi" and "pwy wyt ti".
Pretty much everyone spoke English anyway.
>tfw u want to cuddle but ur gf wants do read japanese books
>>6230847
Depends on how thick your arms are.
My width is 16.5 with a circumference of 42"
My bf's width is 18" with a circumference of 39"
>>6230659
Is that your actual hair
>>6230845
Åh grattis!
I didn't start drinking again until a few months post op but then I never really drank before anyway because of cypro.
Who was the surgeon?
>>6230858
>dwi'n hofi coffi
>hofi
reeeee
>>6230859
Who can blame him?
hi there good morning thread!
>>6230868
I'm sorry, I had to use Google translate to find out how to spell any of that shit because I only know how to say it, not write it.
>tfw more fluent in Swedish than the language of the country you grew up in
>>6230884
hi ufufu
>>6230863
>not wanting to stay in the United States of Europe.
>>6230867
Chettawut. And I can see why I heard so much praise about him from RL acquaintances. I never expected to heal that fast. And the result looks good.
>>6230896
to your knowledge does he have similar techniques as suporn has? or does chett do a more traditional method?
>>6230811
That's funny
>>6230896
It will only get better. My results at 12 days look nothing like it does now a year later.
>>6230887
>>6230891
hi!!! how is everyone today?
my gf is gone all weekend so i am alllllllll alone in the apartment for the next few days
>>6230896
>Chettawut
Oh do you get to see any of the other patients? There's a girl who posted on leddit who is at Chett who just discovered she's got a rectovaginal fistula after packing removal. I bet she could use some comfort, since that's probably literally *the* worst nightmare for anyone getting the op.
>>6230911
is that a callllllllll for chasers?
>>6230911
Terrible
Told my endo I'm detransing and going back on that T
>>6230917
Yeah my labia both minora and major were super swollen to start, the swelling reduces a lot and they will be less big.
>>6230858
I didn't know that British spoke other languages beside english. Do the Scots have their own language too.
good morning!
>tfw not gay
>>6230929
bad night!
>tfw not sane
>>6230922
only if they wanna come over and watch me play video games bc that's what i'm going to be doing.......
im not a cheater anon !!
>>6230923
good luck being a boy again i guess?
>>6230931
hugboxing is cool imo!
idk probably play video games... and like... think about my future and wtfever
>>6230915
I've caught a glimpse of only three patients, but since it was at the restaurant, I didn't interrupt their meal, that's kind of uncouth. Not sure anyone has noticed me since I can't be arsed to lug the donut cushion around.
And yeah, a fistula is pretty bad. My sister came close to ending up with one during one endometriosis scraping. I guess SRS carries two even worse outcomes, extensive necrosis and severe hemorrhaging. I know of a few girls who spent weeks in the hospital receiving full transfusions after botched surgeries by the Paris team. And I know that quite a few died from the same.
>>6230928
There's Scottish Gaelic but apparently only 1% of people there speak it. A similar poll showed that only 20% of Welsh people are fluent in Welsh too so it's a bit bigger than the Scottish language.
>>6230942
I'll most likely just kill myself next month.
Being a girl didn't work out because my bone structure is massively fucked
>>6230938
Korea genki?
>>6230939
nm getting ready for work
>>6230940
why are you not sane? =(
>>6230931
Chett is cheaper, the waiting list is a few months shorter and from what I gathered, the general mood at Suporn's clinic is nowhere near friendly and familial as it is at Chett's. It didn't feel like paying the extra cost was worth it to me.
>>6230942
What games you playing
>>6230952
Anon meant to say, korra, genki?
Genki meaning how are you?
>>6230938
Where does pikey language fits in? I saw snatch is that pikey language real or just a movie thing
>>6230943
Wow that's pretty bad, my surgeon said in the 15 years he's been doing it he's never had anyone die from bloodloss and only a few (I can't remember the number it wasnt even in the tens though) needing transfusions. As I had a bit of bleeding issues but nothing that needed a transfusion.
>>6230952
I hate myself and everything about myself
I despise myself inside and out
I think people should be disgusted by me and my personality
they should hate me and want nothing to do with me
I happened to receive some evidence that that might not be the case, and it made me feel a billion different emotions all at once and I didn't understand any of them
like kind of scared, kind of distrustful
also weirdly hostile
and for some reason I just hate myself more now
and also I'm starting to think that maybe I'm just crazy enough that eventually I'll make people hate me like they should
so yeah, not sane
>>6230963
French surgeons are untrained, they do a couple dozen SRS a year at most. Except for one of them, they use the old Moroccan penile inversion technique almost unchanged, which is why they have failure rates out of the 80s. Actually, most French hospital teams have been closed down to avoid a potential scandal about their repeated botched surgeries. Only three remain, and only one is any good.
>>6230952
umm my phone autocorrects your name to Korea lol. and genki like henki! it's japanese!
>>6230942
yea sometimes honesty is preferred but sometimes being lied to makes me smile :)
video games sound a lot more fun than thinking about the future tho... I think when I get home from work I'm gonna play fire emblem all night
>>6230954
cool cool. I appreciate the info. it's still a ways off until I get approval and money for it tho ;-;
Indeed, women are extremely terrifying living organisms.
>>6230960
ohhhhhh lol I was like tf is going on. umm I'm ok getting dressed for work rn.
>>6230967
have you gotten professional help with sorting out those feelings? =(
>>6230976
oh I responded to the wrong anon >,< dang it it's hard to tell y'all apart!
>>6230884
Sup slut! :)
>>6230950
i think that's stupid
>>6230957
final fantasy, dark souls maybe? i also might finally get fallout 4 since it's on sale on steam rn
>>6230976
well the truth is that you're a cutie!!!!
>video games sound a lot more fun than thinking about the future tho... I think when I get home from work I'm gonna play fire emblem all night
heck yeah do it anon
and u enjoy it!!!!
>>6230984
cbf
if people hate me they're right to
Good Morning mtfg~
Ugh woke up on the wrong side of the bed or something and just feeling off already.
At least I have another date tomorrow
Downside is I have to figure out something to wear in a Jacuzzi...
>>6230986
Which ff?
>>6230986
Hey potential wastelander make sure to also get the Fallout 4™ Season Pass Its a blast you can trust me
>>6230988
Wear nothing
>visited gaygen for some nostalgia
>everyone is talking about hardcore drama involving nudes, blackmail, emotional manipulation and the internet equivalent of prostitution
I remember now.
I remember why I left.
>>6231012
Elanna is not here yet
>>6230984
Who reads that fast you weirdo. I had to watch the gif 3 times and now I have it in good mind to rape you as payback
>>6230985
hiiii
im not a slut btw ;w;
...yet
>>6230995
14
i started playing 9 also but i havent gotten very far
>>6231006
i-i'm not falling for your tricks!!!
i mean actually i tend to be a lot more into fallout's setting than the games themselves. like i was playing 3 and liked a lot of things about it but did not enjoy the gameplay really lol
>>6231012
ooohhhhhh... i can see how you would have gotten that impression. which is funny,because i used to be mtfg's lead lesbian. but yeah im like... bi... but for all intents and purposes atm i might as well be straight.
>>6231018
That sounds interesting
>>6231007
>>6231012
Well it's 3rd date so I've already gotten the 'wear nothing' advice but I am nervous he's really sweet and he's actually been progressing things normally. We've been on a drinking/cards date as well as a date to the zoo so far. The other big thing is.. I don't know if he realizes I'm pre-op, he's never actually asked, and hadn't exactly been sure if he'd be okay with transgirls at first x.x I really need to bring that up if we play something online today..
>>6231027
>i started playing 9 also but i havent gotten very far
9 is great
Kuja passes so well
>>6230986
I rather not look like a girl who has the body of a nfl linebacker
someone post the scout / tracer hrt timeline thing
>>6231027
Oh cool what jobs? I play aswell I have a 55 paladin
>>6231036
The only good ff game now is ffrk.
>>6230987
i hope you feel better. one day =(
>>6231024
um. are u a qt boy?
Tfw no gf or f
>>6231049
I'll be perfectly fine in the morning, just like I always am
speaking of which
good night /mtfg/
t. crazy person
>>6231036
yeah it seems good! and i finally got a pc controller so i dont have to fuck around with the keyboard anymore. i should go play that instead of 14
>>6231038
i can understand that but isnt passing better than not passing?
>>6231044
i main blm :o
>>6231041
this one is better
>>6231045
>playing ff for the gameplay
>>6231057
=( *hugs* Need to chat?
>>6231067
>implying anyone passes with linebacker shoulders
You should be a comedian
Which straight trip would you date if they wanted to "experiment"?
>>6231068
You play it for story also but let's be honest, most of ff story lines are mediocre.
FF II, III, V, VIII, X, XIII's stories are just awful.
VII is ok
IV, VI and IX were the only good ones
>>6231074
idk mane thats what whoever doxxed me said about me and i seem to have no issues
>>6231071
you're honestly an angel.
>>6231071
Just thinking back on how i used to eat lunch alone in elementary school because im intolerable and i havent made a single friend in 10 years
>>6231090
Kari is nicest trip
>>6231085
What's your shoulder width?
>>6231074
No woman has 100% feminine features, broad shoulders on cis women are a thing as well.
I am not claiming to know if you have a chance at passing or whatever but a few masculine features shouldn't stop you.
>>6231096
ya, pretty much and she has the looks to match the personality too,
>>6231100
They do when my shoulder's are 18" and my hips are only 34"
My body always gets me clocked even after 5+ years of hrt
>>6231102
Too bad she has a British smile
>>6231090
>>6231096
aww <3 ^^ Thanks both!
>>6231102
o////o You're so qt lately too though! We're just all getting pretty
>>6231092
I was the same way. I'd usually go to the computer lab for lack of having anything to go do and I'd sit near the other kids in my class while eating just to feel like I was part of the group really.
Middle school I only had 2 friends then back to being the loner in high school. That doesn't define us though, Beep you're a qt and a great friend, it's just you live in a really shitty place where no one gives you a chance to see how amazing you are. Hell she's probably caved to social pressure more than anything.
>>6231027
>Not a slut
I'll make a slut out of you, yet!
>Lead transbian
So you're the source of this degeneracy ;p?
>I am straight
Yay! We can go on boy hunts, you'll be the awkward beautiful girl and I'll be the gatekeeper not that cute friend who wingmen must sacrifice themselves to!
But really though, what makes you want to switch teams?
>>6231023
Elana, where is?
>>6231032
I don't want to be that girl, but you should have the talk before Jacuzzi night, tho.
>>6231085
It's not really shoulder width that's the issue for passing but rather the ratio of hips to shoulders.
Like you can have female width shoulders but if you have tiny hips that create an upside-down triangle body you'll have more issues passing body-wise than someone who has slightly larger shoulders but has hips in feminine proportions to those shoulders.
>>6231100
Cis woman can have a couple of masculine features, but they really ever have the amount that trans women have. It's that conglomeration of masculine features that gets us clocked.
>>6231083
>not liking X's storyline
m8.
Also I find them super comfy even if they're bad.
the gameplay never hooks me.
>>6231113
>tfw perfect mesomorph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceiYUQg63Q
I wanna make new friends! Can someone here be my friend?
>>6231112
Yeah I def plan on it. I mean he knows I'm trans.. For some reason mentally I lumped that in with the "I am trans" statement but I forgot that he doesn't actually know much about trans people so he may not know to ask.. He bought Diablo 3 to play with me last night so I'm thinking if we play it some today I'll mention it then x.x
I wasn't expecting 3rd night to end up in the jaccuzi/alone at his house type date so quick, but he's also really understanding and sweet, like, the reason he got Diablo 3 was he realized I'm more comfortable at my computer than out in public (as he used to be like that before the air force) and he wanted to get to know me more ^^
Shoulder width confirmed 2016 meme.
I wonder what part will be next! I'm betting on ankle/cranial circumference ratio!
wtf shoulders? shoulders are mostly posture and what you wear with them
>>6231132
I can throw one out that most people never thought of to be dysphoric about, neck sizes!
>In the United States, the average neck size for women is 13.5 inches and for men, 19.5 inches.
Who else always struggled to find shirts with size 14 necks?
>>6231092
>tfw your only "friend" for most of high school was someone who would beat you up all the time and was a general dick to you but he was the only person who would talk to you and invite you his house to play games and stuff, just those games, even video games usually ended in me getting beat up
>>6231111
She said shes not attracted to girls. And dealing with her family is too hard. I wish i could believe you but ive always hated myself and honestly i wish my attempt at suicide was successful because i really just cant handle being a person. My lifes been overwhelmingly difficult and i dont want to fight anymore so if im alone i guess thats that and i just wonder if ill go off the rails and try to kms again.
why am I still awake
oyasumi
>>6231111
>We're just all getting pretty
hugboxxx reeeeee
>>6231139
Probably not good that i gave myself bull neck muscle and traps
>>6231113
Shoulder shape and bearing plays a large part too. If you're used to keep your shoulders lax, giving them a more rounded look, it makes passing easier even if they are objectively broad. I have broad shoulders, but they don't look overly so because of that.
>>6231131
>Taking interst in what u do and wanting u to feel comfortable.
That's a great sign
>The talk
Just like do it in form of an open cute conversation. Like yeah you do know I'm trans right? And then segue into I really appreciate trust and I would like you to be comfortable asking any questions you might have about me, don't be afraid, I'm comfortable about discuasing these things....yeah then it's up to him to ask what he deems is important to his knowledge....or you could do the whole TMI info dump :p
Should I get cheek fillers when I get my nose job? It's only like $600 more
>>6231130
>tfw cant be a new friend cause already a friend
>>6231157
I don't know Maddie, you look cute as it is in that pic, what difference do you think fillers would make?
hands up if you can lift 80kg+ with your shoulders and do handstand press ups
>>6231157
You're cheeks are already super full. You'll end up with a pufferfish for a face if you try to fill them any more.
>>6231164
I can probably do 8kg, does that count?
>>6231130
>Not wanting your old friends.
:(
>>6231164
I can barely lift less than my own weight.
>>6231141
You can't force that attraction though really, It's extraordinarily rare for a couple to stay together after transition of one of the partners. Also, that does mean she is really seeing femme you and sees you as a female, it's not out of malice. I'm sorry to hear you hit that point.. I really hope you don't feel the need to again. You're a great person and there are people who would be so happy to be with you, you just need to give it time, there is someone else out there for you.
>>6231150
;-; No reals! Gah that lollipop pic you posted yesterday!!
>>6231151
Yeah sorry famalam. I was only half trolling with that desu it's a real measurement, it's just the focus purely on numbers rather than how they fit together is what makes me sigh at it all.
>>6231155
I kinda had given him a chance to ask some stuff and that didn't come up then, but yeah I may end up doing the TMI info dump at some point, desu I think he can handle it at this point, he's really sweet. Gah this is so weird for me, I feel legitimately lucky to have one of these rare "Huh that doesn't seem too bad" type guys x.x
>>6231172
>;-;
dw kari, you know that i have no self image issues, lol. i'm curious about ffs thats it, my dysphoria got fucking hyper concentrated all in one spot. i'm happy with my appearance and happy with how far you've come and how happy you are now :)
http://www.livestrong.com/article/108077-estrogen-grapefruit/
>Grapefruit may cause a woman who takes birth control pills or utilizes hormone replacement therapy to higher than desired levels of estrogen in her bloodstream, according to Graedons' Guide to Grapefruit Interactions. The higher estrogen levels can lead to side effects including breast tenderness and nausea.
So in theory taking in grapefruit is like upping my estrogen levels? I'm on a 1mg patch because she swears by patches and I'm only a month in but my next appointment isn't until August.
>>6231140
In hs my only male friend dated the girl id been crushing on for years and i ended up abusing prozac and it broke my brain so i gave another girl a memoir with half truths of truamatic events in my life which ostricized me completely from everyone id ever known (small town) and now im known as the kid who tried to switch bodies with another girl by performing blood rituals
>>6231178
i do ab work to keep a tight tummy, but ya i agree thats the important stuff.
>>6231179
Grapefruit literally just makes 90% of drugs stronger for some reason.
But yes taking it will probably increase levels. Don't forget to decrease before testing so she doesn't see the elevated grapefruit levels and think you're fine.
>>6231184
>8kg is so light.
lol, i can't even bench the girl bench press bar. rip, it just collapses on my boobs.
>>6231153
You look like a young Mrs doubtfire
>>6231139
>19.5"
No fucking way men's necks are on average that thick...
You made me dig out my old dress shirt. It says 15"-15 1/2". And I'm like 5'11". I always thought my neck was kind of thick. Huh. Maybe that was just gender dysphoria fucking with me.
>>6231179
Don't discount on patches. They're one of the best forms out there.
>Near constant estrogen levels (no daily (pills) or weekly/monthly (injection) peaks and troughs)
>No painful injection
>No first liver pass (safer, reduced risk of DVT)
>Only has to be changed twice a week so less annoying than taking a gorillion pills a day.
The only draw backs is that if you want to wear something a bit more revealing you have a patch, though I put mine on my inner thigh near my vag so it tends to hide it a bit more.
I'm on 125mcg (1.25mg) and have literally perfect estrogen levels (500-600 pmol/L). Don't think that they won't give you the right levels because they will, easily.
>>6231186
>elevated grapefruit levels
what im feeling rn
>>6231182
hi beep~
hi y'all~
>>6231187
I can bench 100kg...pecs are the closest thing I'll have to breasts...
>>6231157
Fill your cheeks with cum instead
>>6231132
But shoulder width is a very noticeable, sexually dimorphic feature, and the other thing you said is not.
>>6231139
Isn't neck width mostly down to muscle though?
So if you have a thick neck then it should melt down some on hrt?
I dunno. My neck wasn't very thick to begin with, so I'm not worried about it.
>>6231202
Hi red
>>6231196
Huh. It's nice to hear someone on 4chan not shitting on patches for once. You've made me feel a bit better about it.
I never thought to put it on my inner thigh. I should recheck the instructions for them. It said not to put them over hair but I guess as long as it's clear when it's applied it'd be fine.
>>6231196
>tfw got blood test 2 years ago because school thought I was on steroids
>natural test levels are equal to that of someone who uses anabolic steroids
>I bet estrogen and AAs will just dissolve if I ever took them
>>6231147
nighty night sheen
>>6231192
Yeah that part was bs, I don't know wtf google is smoking really.
When I was working at Nordstrom sizes went from 14-18/18.5, but Sizes mainly started at 15.
>A landmark 2010 study conducted by the National Heart, Lung,
and Blood Institute’s which used Boston University’s
Framingham Heart Study data looked at the health profiles of
3,307 men and women to determine how neck size affected
their health. The average neck size for men in the study was
40.5 centimeters ( 15.9 inches) and 34.2 centimeters for
women ( 13.46 inches).
This seems more sane.
>>6231197
I knew someone would misread it in that context when I stepped away. I meant like, the levels that are elevated by the grapefruit as opposed to a normal reading x.x
>>6231205
I think so, I don't know at this point, I was just half trolling with something I knew vaguely. I only knew it cause when I was in repression mode I went all business casual wear so I knew my neck size which was like 14 so it was always a pain finding shirts.
>>6231202
Hi Red!
>>6231210
Use estrogen patches on testicles! That will teach them!
That's the sort of retarded thing i do everday, sometimes I amaze myself that I am still alive.
>>6231097
16.5~17"
>>6231112
>I'll make a slut out of you, yet!
lmfao
i was lead LESBIAN not transbian pls there is a big difference lmao.
>But really though, what makes you want to switch teams?
ehhhhh... now THAT is a long and complicated story that has already passed into mtfg legend as "the ufuflu".
>>6231113
sure
but
i dont really have good hips either
>>6231209
They're one of the better options when self-medding, with the big downside of being way expensive...
>>6231210
you might have AIS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!
Korra mood status: HAPPY AF
Post cute boys
>>6231222
Except it binds. I was masculinised at 5 and i was jacked 5 years before other males even knew they had muscles
>Be at work
>The girl im partnered with tells me a coworker(girl) at the same place got raped by her boyfriend
>Tell her that girl should have gotten a better boyfriend
>Trigger her wymin feels
Why do women expect sympathy now again.
>>6231228
You must be like really tall or maybe you have friend who play in a small people mariachi band! :p
Def cute ;)
>>6231235
Er... And are you expecting sympathy right now for being an insensitive asshole? Or are you just gloating?
>>6231235
if you were going to be sociopathic, why did you even respond?
I think I might be accepting hondom...
>>6231230
Feeling really good! Kinda nervous though cause I have to go find a swimsuit today at target.. I have a boy wanting me to hang out at his house and he has a Jacuzzi. I'd hoped I could amazon prime a swimsuit I'd been looking at but it's not gonna be here in time so I have to figure something out today.
How's about Red?
>>6231228
rred
I've been waiting since February for my best friend since preschool to get back from college. She confirmed plans last night for plans made 3 weeks ago (after she kicked the can a full month anyway to go shop and help me).
I wake up to find she went on a coke binge in NYC and totally abandoned me. Feels good to be so low on everyone's totem pole. I can't depend on others, that I've learned.
Absolutely cannot move on my own.
How should I kill myself?
>>6231235
Are you sure you're allowed to go out on the street with those levels of autism? Or is it just a movie that plays in your head while u neet? :P
>>6231244
I bought a cute women's swimsuit at target
best of luck on finding a cute one!
>>6231220
Yeah, I kind of shit myself when I heard my month supply of patches was $60 as opposed to $13 for the spiro. The pharmacist/chemist asked if I still wanted. Of course, I did.
Then a cute girl working there took the box of pink fag patches for menopause and applied the stickers and labels all over it before handing it to the long haired boy wearing an oversized hoodie.
I'm still self-conscious about random stuff but now more in a "hmm, I wonder what people think" kind of way instead of being worried about it.
>>6231240
Speaking about small people, I'm not tall, but Thai people are really short. And when I unfurl from my train seat and find myself towering over the crowd, I feel like a giantess. And I can't say I dislike that...
>>6231246
The only thing you have power to change and control is your life anon.
Don't wait for someone to give you flowers. If you want flowers, you're going to have to bust your ass planting them in your own garden and taking care of them, and then, being your first time, most will die. But those that do live will be the most beautiful and priceless flowers you have ever seen.
>>6231249
I have entire worlds, rap albums, country songs, movies, speeches, LIVES of fictional characters, etc all swirling in my brain while I neet. Fuck being a fiction author, I just keep it all locked in my head. It's like 5 plot structures (I used to write professionally before the crisis started again at 24) ready to write like full novels, but I can't bring myself to bother. Nothing NOTHING I do as THIS PERSON matters to me anymore. Not one thing.
>corseting gets my waist down to 27" and my underbust to 30"
JUST GOTTA KEEP IT UP THIS TIME AND LOSE SOME MORE WEIGHT
ILL HAVE AN HOURGLASS EVEN IF IT KILLS ME GDI
>>6231242
Better a sociopath than a quiet autist that doesn't reply when someone speaks to them, and I'm neither. She fucking brought it up, women need to keep their skeletons in their closet, If I told you all the shit I've been thru you'd think I was lying but I aint sharing personal shit like that dumb broad.
Also, dont tell me she didn't date some dumb asshole that probably did the same thing to the 10 girls he dated before her. Women having poor taste in picking men isn't news, it's why their preferences changes after 40 years of getting pounded silly and their vag is so beat and their ass so old they finally wise up and try to chase some leftover guy they ignored for 40 years while riding the cock carousel.
I wasn't even being mean, had I spoken my mind I'd tell her the bitch probably deserved it too for being so stupid for even dating a guy like that to begin what. It's like millionaries who marry golddiggers and then are amazed at how they got skimmed. Woah, heres sympathy 4 u, that was totally unforeseeable.
>>6231254
I've been crossing the gender line back and forth for more than twenty years or so I just don't give a fuck. Not the way hons disregard common sense and good taste for the sake of their fantasies. It's just that I'm completely comfortable checking out undies or a box of pads at the supermarket.
>>6231264
could recommend some good stores for waist training corsets?
>>6231235
Why the fuck are you still here you fucking faggot autist
>>6231240
Im 5'3
>>6231245
Thats one cute "boy"
>>6231244
Im in the same position i was supposed to go on vacation next week idk if its happening. I was looking for something that has cloth covering my ribs a little also lower leg area in case its harder to hide parts than im imagining
>>6231270
I think I wouldn't mind being 180cm. 172 almost feels on the short side. But I guess I look at models too much. They really are my weakness.
>>6231280
>Why the fuck are you still here you fucking faggot autist
Because I can, mostly.
>>6231264
Ufufu someone really needs to sit you down as just explain what a wonderful and lovely girl you are
>current year
>not being a boi
>>6231235
If you want the ability to talk to women how ever you want. Get a Chad body.
Go exercise. Less vidya. More lifting.
>>6231246
>coke binge
That sounds like a whole lot of their problem and you shouldn't feel bad for being ditched for someone elses drug habit. I get it though and Im sorry.
>>6231284
Which nice trips would you top?
something something sunshine sparkles
>>6231296
Am I a nice trip?
>>6231294
Idk you just are hard on yourself I feel but a lot of girls here look up to you and you never flaunt it in anyones face
>>6231296
ummm....
Well...
I normally bottom
But I'm not sure if many trips would want to be topped by me!
>>6231305
The only thing this tells me is that I definitely need to try meth
daily reminder the kageshi is filled with transphobic mods who misgender you for disagreeing with their personal sjw politics
and apparently mtfg on /lgbt/ are the 'racist', 'homophobic', 'transphobic' ones
kek
>>6231273
Yeah, you're great that way.
I've gotten better, really. Originally I just wouldn't buy whatever no matter what. I wouldn't even approach the aisle. I wouldn't look down it.
Now I can work up the courage after passing it a few times or "wander into it" from walking into the aisle before it. Once I'm there I'm there.
The carrying isn't too big of a deal. A shirt is a shirt. If it doesn't look like it's mine then it's for someone else. If it's a woman's beauty care supply or make up remover it's fine.
Of course, internally I think "well if they do realize it's mine it's fine, some guys are just effeminate and buy these too" and take a strange comfort in the thought that people might see me as a faggot.
I really ought to stop using that word on myself but eh.
>>6231298
I want to bury my cock so far down your throat when I cum it hits your belly directly
>>6231294
tyty
>>6231298
Jokes on you, Sunshine Sparkle is my favorite pony ship.
Morning, Special K.
>>6231318
ew fuck not today, I am having the worst belly pain in my life, i am seriously doubled over in agony for some reason
>>6231325
You fucking faggot. Why do you watch than Hon tier program
>>6231280
A friend is suggesting Bikini top and womens shorts instead of bikini bottom. Seems like not a bad idea. I'm nervous but I think I can pull something like that off, I just need to hide the bones at the top of my hips until I gain a little more weight.
>>6231305
If youre trying to point that theyre having a good time this isnt really a good indication. I dont think i know anyone thats ever told me they enjoyed doing coke in their past
would you let me top y'all lmao
>>6231326
Where are you now, 15 months hrt? That must be your first period coming in. When your dick starts leaking blood don't panic.
Good to see your uterus is developing nicely.
>>6231326
Well then I want to wrap you up in a blanket and take care of you, I'll give you headpats and call you a good girl
>>6231316
Using the word faggot is what some pompously call internalized homophobia, most of what they have to say is intellectual wanking, but they're right on one point, it's bad for you. When you think of yourself as a faggot or a tranny, even for the lulz, it always comes with a nasty baggage. When it comes to gender, you have to see yourself as what you want others to see you has. I'm a woman, period. And no periods, but who cares?
>>6231334
I've done that a couple times. Just make sure you are still tucking underneath the shorts. I didn't once and the water meant I was very obviously packing. Luckily that wasn't a swim in public.
>>6231224
Congrats!
>>6231292
>Talk to women
When is this ever something anyone wants to do, I've had conversations with women and half the time I'm zoning out wishing I was somewhere else because it's all so goddamn boring I'd rather shove screwdrivers into my ears than listen to whatever fucking petty boring unimportant shit some woman is blabbering about.
I honestly get the biblical rule of women having to be silent around men, I always thought that was silly when I first heard it but then I began talking to them lmao.
It's the reason guys rush sex, no ones fucking excited to talk all day with their gf.
>>6231337
haha very funny, I have UC
>>6231339
fuck that I want painkillers
>>6231336
bitch i would top U
gotta double my ritalims to have the nerve to get my dr to rx me medical cannabis. wish me luck evrybody!
>>6231349
Holy shit Kayla!
That means you'll never be able to buttsex :(
>>6231350
:o
but you're like the most beautiful trip
and I'm a humble fagboy
I'm not meant for topping anyways
>>6231343
Well again at least it's private at his Jacuzzi it's just the whole fact I haven't told him about that I haven't had surgery yet like I mentioned earlier.. I'm going to soon I just.. forgot that people who aren't chasers generally don't really understand you can keep it and transition until they've known someone trans personally.
>>6231348
incidentally, can i ask you to shut up?
>>6231337
I did have blood leaking from my dick for several days after getting heavily drunk on spiro. Not a good memory.
>>6231356
im jk anyways topping isnt something i would rly do
unless i used a strap-on. then i would def do it.
>>6231348
LMAO
>>6231341
I agree with this and ive been trying to catch myself to stop. I dont really say them in real life but just over text.
>>6231349
>Symptoms include rectal bleeding, bloody diarrhea, abdominal cramps, and pain.
Sounds hot and messy.
So you get more yeast infections in your gt than the average cis woman and bloody diarrhea in your bp. Maybe it does suck to be you sometimes.
>>6231358
>can i ask you to shut up?
Can you?
>>6231360
strap ons are beautiful
I love being pegged.
We can figure something out
>>6231325
when I say that as my morning greeting I am mocking this hag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ucmXpez48M
>>6231368
Tfw youve never had sex as a girl
>>6231366
no u
>>6231373
I can fix that babe
>>6231359
When I was 17 after an intense sex dream of being a girl, masturbating and not wanting to get caught I had a dry orgasm so hard it "popped" a hole in my prostate and I pissed blood (and a scab) for a while.
It was awful thinking I was going to die but what a way that would have been to go.
>>6231369
why would you mock someone no one in mtfg knows?
have you heard about context or are you just mental?
>>6231374
What a shame, guess I'll be around.
>>6231348
Pump and dump requires an Adonis bod. Women are shallow creatures. You want to beat them at their own game.
No chubby boy who whines about women ever got a one night stand.
When your Chad. Women fall at your feet.
When your fat. You get trapped in a pathetic cycle of video games and laziness.
Social manipulation is useless if you don't have the body to back it up. Go to /fit/, get swole. And lose your virginity and be a man for once.
Trust me you'll feel better
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>>6231382
I mean if she knows about it it has to apply/be relevant right?
>>6231348
>why would anyone want to talk to women
>comes to mtf to talk to women
You got brain problems
>>6231369
I thought you got it from the Marjorine episode of South Park, it's what the girls greeted each other with
>>6231348
The only thing women at work want to talk about is their boyfriend/husband, their kids or sometimes how shit they're feeling at the moment.
My favorite coworker also talked alcohol with me and we hit up the bars and I came out to her when I was drunk. Unfortunately she got fired for something unrelated.
>>6231392
The alternate names for butters always being butter is my favorite desu.
>>6231382
I do it because its funny to me, just like I try and make reference jokes to movies and songs that apparently you are all too young to know about.
>>6231377
red would you fuck Kayla until her thighs turn to jello and her gt won't stop leaking and then even more?
So apparently the job I was supposed to interview with today was a door-to-door sales job that has you working 9 hours a day, 6 days a week. It was listed as a sales/marketing internship.
My dad I guess cares enough to tell me to keep looking.
>>6231400
Only if she consented?
I don't know much about Kayla
she seems nice tho :3
>>6231393
You have to grow a bit closer. I've had all kind of conversations at work, deep, funny, personal, you name it... With men it was always sex, sports or work, work and more work. Talk about fucking boring. Needless to say, I spent as little time around them as I could.
>>6231401
lemme guess, knife company?
im bored and i dont want to leave to file my passport application yet
>>6231406
nope, although my mom is telling me to apply for that one. At least they pay $20/hour.
This one just has you running around Philadelphia selling whatever they're currently marketing for.
>>6231402
Kayla arrange a meeting
I'm sure red wont mind wearing his hair in a manbun and talking in a dude voice as he tops you
>>6231385
Luckily no gf is the least of my problems, whoevers main grief in life is the lack of a gf probably doesn't have much to worry about or other things to think about since they're set.
Also why do you talk like I want to impress that girl or any for that matter, she can fuck off for all I care, just some dumb bitch at work. I met a girl I liked once and I treated her nice, everyone today wants to be fucking friends with everyone, you cant get along with everyone.
>>6231414
lets not go there ever
>>6231414
i'm not wearing a manbun
and my "dude voice" is a faggy lisp
I'm not kidding I used to talk with an obnoxious lisp
>>6231420
why not?
>>6231403
Maybe I just keep everyone too far away.
My coworkers are always joking that I'm too quiet.
Whenever I have to train someone the others joke that this is the most they've ever heard me talk and I just roll with it and tell the new person they're right and not to get used to me talking.
I do feel like I have less in common with the men that stick around for as long as they do.
Oh fuck me, that reminds me there was a cute guy filing out paper work to start this morning. Before I knew he was waiting for the boss I almost said something to him.
After I realized I'm "the only guy" and the "other guys" the boss hires probably in an attempt to balance the genders always quit I kind of feel threatened now. Plus he's cute as fuck. There was also a beefy redhead in for an interview.
>>6231422
what if you both wear lingerie and makeup and make out lots then mutually masturbate before taking Kay's virginity
>>6231412
Do they give you car/routes/gas money or is that coming out of your pocket? how many miles will you be traveling daily? is there a sale quota to be met? sales bonuses?
If you're going to be hustlin the mean streets, you gots to know who's got your back. Show your parents you've got these financial savvy skills and they'll be impressed!
damn 715 posts, we doing good.
>>6231433
As long as we ignore the fact we hit image limit a while ago.
>>6231433
fun fact: we used to regularly get to 1000 before moving on to a new thread
i kind of dont mind moving on as quick as we do now though, it's nice to always be able to post pics.
>>6231428
that leaves you free to pursue transition then
>>6231432
look, the point is that I applied for a marketing job. I expected to work in an office. I don't like being manipulated.
>>6231427
why are you so intent on shipping me? No one wants me, its obvious in how they all shit on me.
How can i be more flirty with others so im more fun to be around? I like the people at work and i want them to keep liking me so i dont have to quit. Its just kind of hard because im walking on this line of whats acceptable to them and i dont want to make them uncomfortabe.
>>6231448
beep you're cute!!!
>>6231416
*tips fedora*
Go to the gym. I don't even own a desktop. All my browsing is done via mobile. Seriously. Scrap that PC. All it's doing is rotting your brain and making you sit down.
Shitpost while walking at least. Unhealthy incompetent chasers make me ashamed of chasergen. You are supposed to represent the male gender. Not ridicule it.
>>6231122
X's story line was terrible.
The majority of the chracters suck.
Only good chracters were Auron and Lulu.
Blitzball was boring
The gameplay was ok.
The music is pretty much the only good thing in the game.
The problem with America 2day is 2 many transsexuals, N not enough people who know wot ramen is supposed 2 taste lyke.
These people R NOT more better than pedophiles. As far as eye am concerned, U R just splitting hairs by separating these people N2 subgroups.
Y don't they just have a normal hobby, lyke having negros tongue there anus? Why NOTHING, yes nothing, N this world could B more better then taking a 10 myle run, after surfing N ocean a blue, only 2 return 2 have your anus tongued by a young Negro male.
These people should B ashamed of themselves. Jesus the Jew did NOT die on the cross, so people could dress as the opposite sex N eat inferior ramen.
Eye am off to take a 10 myle run, and have my anus tongued.
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