Why can't I find a boyfriend who hates people as much as

>>6215856
go to /lit/ and find you one

You can't find them because misanthropes tend to make themselves hard to find.

>>6215910
What makes you say that??

>>6215924
I know. I need to find one though.

>>6215856
East coast? At least 6 feet tall? Race?

>>6215936
reading makes people gay and cynical

>>6215992
>East coast?
East, not coast (atm)
>At least 6 feet tall
No.
>Race
White.

>>6216036
People made me gay and cynical.

>>6216039
Age? Weight? Topr or bottom?

Better question, how do I find another gay that hates humanity too - and isn't a complete and total fucking loser?

>>6216080
33 150 I hate answering that question.

>>6216090
As opposed to what? A fucking millionaire. Get out, golddigging whore!

>>6216107
>33
I'm surprised, I was expecting you to be one of the 20-year-old "misanthropes" that populate this site

>>6216150
No. My species-hatred has aged pretty well.

>>6215924
Yep
Try Internet dating, I guess?

>>6216562
Have been for years. Nothing but normies, old men and obesefats.

>>6216605
>obesefats
Tell me that slang isnt a thing

>>6216675
I said it because I wanted to say it.

>>6216107
I wish I could hug you, senpai.

While you called me names for doing that cuz' you're so tsun tsun

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>>6215910
>tfw no pretentious /lit/ bf who talks so much you have to kiss him to get him to shut up