old thread: >>6213788
>>6213798
Let me guess, you're a bossy bottom ?
>>6213798
oh this is that kid who makes the annoying videos with the gay voice on facebook.
Not a fan desu bruv
>>6213796
Soon!
Snuggles and cuddles!
>>6213806
>with the gay voice
Can't speak with a gay voice if his mouth is full.
And you're still a cunt niq.
>>6213808
Amateur gay porn
>tfw watched all of my 1.5TB gay porn and don't know what studio to continue with
>>6213802
Yeah but what is it about him that you find cuntish?
His personality, his sense of dress, his everything?
In niq actually a sick cunt ;_;
>>6213809
All day every day
I really won't stop
>>6213803
you know it bb
>>6213806
my slender legs will make you like me bb
>no qt pics of Kingrice as a high school twink
:/
>>6213817
Rewatch it
>>6213828
I've got none on here, I had one from when I was like 18 holding an air rifle and doing a gay pose though I doubt anyone still has that one saved.
>>6213828
I don't remember any KR pics.
I must not hang around enough.
Just stopped by to say hi to KR
>>6213785
Hi KR!
>>6213823
>His personality
His personality, me being spiteful of him being a cunt, him acting like a cunt, he probably being happier than I am, and him just having this cuntiness about him.
>>6213836
he's an oldfag
like before I started posting on lgbt I think
>>6213836
maybe because he's kind of forgettable...
http://kingrice.imgur.com/
average body/twink with an anteater dick
>>6213834
>looks too chubby for me
You only like auschwitz survivors, hey?
>>6213853
Yeah but they're all bad shots, I'm a 10/10 in real life I swear.
>>6213853
i like his bottom
>>6213817
What were your top five?
>>6213866
Hahaha the rumour was I killed myself?
That's pretty funny to be fair.
>>6213853
>tfw will never share a double ended dildo with kingrice
>>6213858
I'm only 90lbs
>>6213853
he looks like he has phimosis, my ex had that...
>>6213856
It's partly evny.
He's actually been a massive cunt too, and for once I'm not lying.
>>6213893
>my non-binary transagist gf thinks im
>>6213831
pic related are some, but the usual ones
and many actors works across several of these studios
>>6213832
True, I should rewatch and delete the ones I don't like
>>6213875
I didn't put them in memory but all of them probably was with my fave actor vander from chaosmen and maybe one or two from william higgins wrestling series
>tfw the evil curse of fast broadband
>>6213833
This is why we can't have nice things.
Though whoever said I make a femme boy is right...
>>6213901
...skinny and hot enuf
>>6213819
I wasn't talking about the story featured, I was referring to you calling the DM a leftist site, which it very obviously is not.
>you
>basic reading abilities
Pick uno.
>>6213903
Creepy smile... and that nose...
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>>6213903
Do you like Zelda? I can't tell if you do or not. And you look like the guy me and an ex fugged.
Is my arm too hairy?
>>6213913
>He's often rude to people in a mean joking way, but its a cute mean.
No it's actually mean as in "look at how much of a spoiled cunt I am" mean.
Like he's in the top 3 most detestable namefags on gaygen.
>>6213921
You're not nice you're a cunt.
And I'll remind you about how much of a cunt you are for all eternity.
>>6213943
gayboy you pedophile go away
#BringingBackOldMemes
>>6213902
Do you really need that much porn? Seems a bit excessive
>>6213935
I have a big nose, I know.
Thoufh I did make a sexy boudoir pictures...
>>6213938
I did. Plus I liked matching. And never been in a threesome thank gawd
>>6213918
>DM isn't a leftist side
>>6213798
Gays should not be allowed to eat
>>6213943
No, it's quite nice to look at.
>>6213949
But we can coexist...
>>6213964
I need to replace it with a bf. But until then, yes, I need something to jerk it to.
>>6213943
Why does a 5 year old have such a hairy arm?
>>6213965
Hot desu
>>6213965
WHEN DID THE MEXICAN SWITCH PLACES WITH YOU!?
>>6213970
>>6213965
Oh my days, that's really lewd.
>>6213976
Niq, Ann and that one mathc guy whose name I can't even be bothered to remember because he switches identities more than a tumblrina on crack.
The order depends on how much their panties are twisted at the moment and if I'm in a good mood or not.
>>6213902
>Jimmy Clay
oh, he's nice
>>6213985
precocious puberty
>>6213988
What?
>>6213893
>skinny boys best boys
t. necrophiliac
>>>/hm/1350401
I want to punch some faggot in the gut til' he vomits than make him choke on my cock til' he vomits again.
>>6213968
>>DM isn't a leftist side
I was supper disappointed to discover this post wasn't about a Dungeon Master.
make gay gen great again
being back Midwest homo
>>6213980
>needs an actual definition of what a leftist is
Here you go, idiot.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define+left-wing+politics
>>6213992
I got a lewd Pokemon one too.
>>6213999
Woooo! Top 3.
Nice trips btw.
>>6213965
show that nude butt bb
who was the most thot trip of all time?
>>6213980
We are capable of living productive lives as functional members of society unlike faeces eating subhumans such as yourself.
Have a nice day though! : ^ )
>>6214062
Heron or Cold.
>>6214024
you can't post that shit without a source
>>6214024
Why do I want this? Except for the vomit part.
>>6213798
Why u made a femboy edition?
>>6214043
Post it
>>6214077
probably because the guy is hot
>>6214069
>mathc4mathc
Why does coming on 4chan always make me want to troll and seek attention by being a creep?
>>6214082
He is, but I want to be the one getting punched.
>>6214088
iktftbh
I've relaxed a bunch though.
>>6214079
dat hoe
>>6214070
http://www.gayforit.eu/video/182699/Blindfold-gutpunching
>you should send me a pic, I bet you're not ugly at all!
>send pic
>oh
>>6214110
>>6214104
Are you the guy that went off on Irish back in like February? I died laughing for like an hour. I just couldn't comprehend how someone could hate Irish that much. I have a screenshot of the post somewhere. How do you hate ann he's one of the least detestable people here.
>>6214113
I've found that a nice haircut can make most people look acceptable.
Post the "oh" pic.
>>6214123
>Are you the guy that went off on Irish back in like February?
You asked me this before, and the answer is still no.
>>6214128
>this is too fat for Hitler
who is probably fapping to to the thread I linked
>>6214128
Sexy but ass is all that gives me a hardon.
>>6214135
different anon, what if you're balding
i'm pretty sure i'm fucked
>>6214151
that is skinnyfat
that's too fat for most people
everything in the picture is disgusting imo
>>6214160
>Meh, underwear covered ass is all I care to post on here.
Lame. If Wiz can post his monstrous behind, why not link to yours? Nothing could be as bad as wizbooty.
>>6214165
Don't you find me sexy, leather daddy...
>>6214170
you went from femfag to bearchub
why?
>>6214168
>tfw used to post so much lewd things
I guess if I hadn't gained a bit of weight I might still post stuff
>>6214168
Don't want a ban again lol. A week from here made work so boring
>>6214187
you can upload to imgur and link to it, and they wont ban you, they only ban if you upload it here
>>6214179
Because I was in a nice relationship with a guy who loved to cook, got happy and comfy, then got depressed and self hating so I ate my sadness away.
Trying to fix those mistakes now.
>>6214193
Right, I forgot about that.
I'll try later. Luckily I have 0 shame or care if people save my shit for exploiting lol.
>>6214200
I'm 18 in all those pics. Didn't unleash my sexy whore phase till I could try to get guys.
>>6214200
>there are puddles less shallow than you
sorry?
for me, looks are the only thing that factor into sexual attraction
Hot daddy sends you this pic after you got turned on by his hairy chest and muscle daddy body and big dick.
http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1463521221929.jpg
Wat do when hot daddy turns out to be a crossdressing tranny?
>>6213970
sssHhhh!!! don't break the circlejerk that their abhorrent perverted lives are worth living!!!!
>>6214226
i'd still hit that tbf.
i dont know why i'm kind of ok with this
>>6214226
He's out of my league either way, so I'd take it.
>>6214244
u ain't hittin' shit
u get twisted into a pretzel and spit fucked
>>6214260
>that picture
>top
"ok"
>>6214225
I know I'm being too harsh on you, but you'll want to change that by the time you get older. You won't be a twink forever.
>>6214226
Fuck him in that lingerie and video tape it while calling him a faggot. Then I'm going to keep him as a slave and use the video to blackmail him. While using him as a slave, I'm going to collect more videos and pictures of him in girl's underwear for more blackmail material.
>>6214269
something something sounds familiar :^)
>>6214226
I don't think I'd have a problem with that
>>6214267
why would I fuck something I don't find attractive
I'll become celibate before I lower my standards
r8?
>>6214279
It's practically a basic plot on almost all bdsm stories.
>>6214305
You've never been turned on by a guy's personality?
I FUCKING HATE STRAIGHT PEOPLE
FUCKING DISGUSTING LOSERS
ALSO FUCK WOMEN I HOPE THEY DIE
>>6214226
puke, buy some weapons and try to break contact with him
>>6214312
genericwhitetwink/10
>>6214318
BLESS DIS POST
>>6214318
Trip on me
>tfw not gay but still want to be a submissive little bitch for a hot, strong, dominant guy
Reeeee
>>6214318
>falling in love with straight/biscum guys
you asked for it, m8
>>6214305
You'll be pretty lonely by the time you reach 30, just saying
>>6214334
End this meme.
>>6214339
What femboy/twink won't be?
>>6214347
this
use it before you lose it
If you want to dabble into dick sucking and experience the arcane practice of it, getting familiar with esoteric knowledge of the mages who practiced it for ages beyond count and attained immortality, visit /notgaygen chatroom.
Friendly novices as well as the masters of this art will help you understand the joy of proper dick sucking as well as pain of failure. Do not be afraid to enter the world of this mysterious occult skill renowed through the ages and time immemorial.
>>6214336
No I did not
I CANNOT CONTROL MY FEELINGS
I'm so glad I'm moving to a small village in Myanmar in less than two years
>>6214344
Yeah, this is true to be honest.
You'll be attracted to someone right off the bat based on their physical appearance, and rightly so, first bite is with the eye.
Personality is what draws you into romance and friendship.
That said, if you fall for someone, you'll also look past their physical appearance and won't be bothered by things you'd generally find unattractive in appearance.
No swefags here? ;__;
>>6214358
>I'm so glad I'm moving to a small village in Myanmar in less than two years
>>6214345
Most posters I don't really have opinions about here.
Unless they're straight then they should fuck off to everywhere but here.
Straight people do not belong here.
>are you rather outgoing or generally dislike people and social interaction?
Generally dislike straight people which is 99% of my social interaction, although I'm usually reserved about my feelings.
tl;dr yes I'm a bitter loner.
>>6214358
>will move to a small village
>Myanmar
You're asking for more trouble there.
>>6214373
How comes you have the strong dislike for straight people, I'd assume you've been burned by one or more before then?
No gay friends you get to hang around with?
>>6214344
yo hitler would you dick me just based off of my body?
>>6214389
feelgood, pls
>>6214389
I would, not because your body, but because your ass is a plump 9/10
>>6214392
pls respond bb
>>6214383
I don't think getting rid of material possessions and living a very simple, natural life is asking for trouble!
I will be very happy, removed from the disgusting Western culture and away from hot white guys
>>6214389
Your butt looked great in tracksuits desu~~~~~
>>6214400
>I don't think getting rid of material possessions and living a very simple, natural life is asking for trouble!
That's the same thought of those gay priests who ended up molesting children.
>>6214384
>I'd assume you've been burned by one or more before then?
Surprisingly not.
I just see no reason to have positive opinions about the primary reasons I turned out to be such a bitter homo.
>>6214400
>wanting to go to the North Korea of S.E Asia
>>6214362
Exactly. I've met some really cut e boys but they just don't satisfy me intellectually at all so I just drop them when I'm done.
>>6214413
answer the question tho
>>6214432
I think feelgood is pretty alright as a person and seems very intelligent
but his body is a mess
>>6214437
lmao
Have you guys ever tried a fleshjack/fleshlight or whatever they go by these days, there was a sale on amazon yesterday so I decided to get one in my drunken confusion.
Was tempted to cancel the order but it was already shipped when I checked, I'm a little bit excited tho desu
>>6214443
I'd probably still be friends and hangout with feelgood though
>>6214445
only straight weirdos use them
>>6214445
They feel decent but are a nightmare to clean
After you've came you need to clean it and inevitably think about what you've done. Then you need to put it somewhere to dry and it'll remind you of what you've done every time you accidentally look at it
>>6214427
Yeah but how comes they made you so bitter then, was it down to social stigmas and such?
Please do tell more anon, I find you very interesting.
>>6214429
Yeah, I obviously go by appearance first but that's just the surface of someone, I very much like to dig deeper. It takes a lot of time to get to know the real person behind it all though.
I mean, I'm not massively appearance oriented anyway, I haven't got high standards.
>beggars can't be choosers
>>6214437
>>6214448
This is suspiciously polite
>>6214445
I have a penetrable toy from Bad Dragon if that works for ya. They are great, they give me some of the strongest orgasms I can have (only anal gives me better ones), but somehow, I still don't use them as much as I thought I would when I got it, because the cleaning is a total hassle I prefer to avoid most of the times, since I just want a quickie.
>>6214445
>getting a fleshlight
What a wast of money. I assume you still have hands?
The only sex toys you should be getting is a basic dildo, anything more and you have a problem.
>>6214461
because feelgood doesn't disgust me as a person
I'm not attracted to him but he seems like an alright guy
I'm not always a dick, just to the people I see as subhuman
>>6214469
Try a buttplug if you haven't already, a lot more fun than a dildo in my opinion.
I really wanna get anal beads but they're always tiny things. I think I'll get a tail plug one day though, maybe soon actually.
>>6214491
>a lot more fun than a dildo in my opinion
How so?
You know who I hate?
Strict bottoms. They exactly like women holy shit. I just got fucked over by one. Verse and that's all for maki tbvh.
>>6214502
>tfw would only consider topping after several weeks of a serious elationship
>am fine with bottoming on the first date
Am I still verse?
>>6214502
Strict bottoms kind of make me cringe
Like dude come on why are you so afraid of using your dick. It's no loss for me but it's just when they're so thirsty and passive it's eugh, grow a pair u no?
>>6214501
Well for me I find being stretched open a lot more pleasurable than having something go deep into you.
Butttplugs are great because when you get to the bigger ones they pop into you, once your past like the knot part, that feels great in its own right. Then when its in you its just so nice, you can walk about and do usual stuff and its constantly holding you open and poking your prostate. Plus they usually have a suction cup bottom, so you can sit down on a table or the floor and it sticks hard to it, then you can fuck it.
I've had countless hands free, genuine moaning leg shaking orgasms from it.o
Really great man, I'm getting a boner just thinking about the thing.
Seriously would recommended getting one.
>>6214512
I guess some dudes just genuinely prefer and enjoying bottoming a lot more than topping. I think most guys are in mindset for it though, like maki said, I'd say its usually twinks that would exclusively bottom. Even so there's obviously those that don't and some that exclusively top.
Personally only ever bottomed, wouldn't mind topping though, I guess its just that I'm used to it now. I also find I'm typically only attracted to the idea of topping twinks.
>>6214522
Will consider getting one.
>>6214521
aww shit waddap
>>6214554
Ann Summers do an anal trainer kit, that's the one I've got and I've had it for years now. Make sure you get a good silicone one and always use water based lubes, silicone based ones will usually damage the toy.
>>6214502
I hate anyone who calls themselves a top or a bottom. Like for fuck's sake, just have sex with me in whatever way we end up deciding to do it that time in the heat of the moment, not like some fucking life-choice you can't go back on or something.
It also bothers me because it likely implies that person thinks all kinds of gay sex always need to have someone dominating and someone being submissive. And finally, because it probably means they think porn is reminiscent of real life sex, and I don't want to have sex with someone like that.
>>6214559
bottoming doesn't have to be passive or submissive
>>6214582
Found the power bottom
>>6214459
>how comes they made you so bitter then
When you see the whole happy colorful world of acceptance they so carefully crafted break down because of their own actions and you realise that their proud strong fortress of solidarity, compassion and respect was just cardboard and a in hindsight lazy paintjob, it's only logical that your hope and faith in this world gets flushed down the drain.
How people still remain convinced that these people will suddenly change for the better is a mystery to me.
>>6214450
Ye tru
>>6214458
I feared as much, at least I have a sink in my room
>>6214467
Ah, thought so. as I said I was thinking of canceling it but it's too late, and at least it'll give me some fun for a while I guess
>>6214469
I already have a dildo, it feels good but it's a lot of effort to get ready, I mostly top anyways so it's pretty much just collecting dust in a corner.
The flashlight was on sale anyways so I don't feel to bad about it
>>6214588
I've topped more than I've bottomed
but when I do bottom I'm not interested in just lying there and receiving
>>6214582
>>6214582
well sure maybe but i mean it's kind of suggested regardless.
Someone is literally fucking you. Ur doing the gril job
>>6214567
I likely won't spend too much money on it, as I'm a literal poorfag.
>>6214608
Good bottom and I feel you,
>>6214614
oh sweety, you have so much to learn
Although I've been on bottom more recently, I've had my share of topping.
I'm fairly aggressive regardless of my position. If bottom, I only starfish if iom asked.
>>6214622
They're usually pretty cheap anyway, have fun with it!
>>6214614
You need a power bottom then to rock your world.
>>6214595
This seems like it's a pretty deep story that goes back some time, I'd like to know more but I really gotta hit the deck for now, I've gotta be up early for work. If you see me posting again can we pick it up again tomorrow?
>>6214636
>If you see me posting again can we pick it up again tomorrow?
We probably can.
If I haven't forgotten this conversation in the morning that is.
>>6214636
>pretty deep story that goes back some time
oh come on, this isn't the story about kraken, just a little gay drama
just met someone new and I'm in that phase where you wanna spend all your time with them and talk to them all the time.
I hate being needy but this is such a fun part of meeting someone. Everything's new and exciting
>>6214635
>starfish
What is that?
Sounds disgusting.
>>6214636
*checks online*
I think I found a decent one
>>6214522
You're making me want one real bad now, but I live in a third-world shithole and having one of those brought here through Amazon is a pain in the ass (not the good kind) I only like putting myself through twice a year. And I recently got some stuff there, so I don't wanna go through that again.
Oh well, I'll definitely keep a buttplug on my list of things I should look to get. I definitely like the idea of going about my life business while something's up my butt, but I do have one question there, that may sound a bit retarded: isn't there a chance for smell, even very little of it, to be more easily detectable by others when you are wearing one? I know you are plugged and all, but still.
>>6214413
Just got out of the shower. Also Gott Mit Uns.
>>6214715
let me teach you the ways of proper dick riding
https://youtu.be/Pw-0pbY9JeU
>>6214733
eyebrows could use some work and I think a darker hair colour would suit you well
not bad overall tho
>>6214737
Ok u show me first bb :^)
>>6214725
Anon copy and paste this code into the ebay search.
>262403433959
Quite cheap and only doesn't deliver to Malta.
>>6214733
>brown eyed
>h-heil hitler!! XD
>>6214762
alright
also throwback to the time I once taught a video class for like 6 baby gays on how to find and properly stimulate their prostates
10/10 instructor
>>6213901
LOL what is that deformed thing you're clinging to!?
be careful, you two might just give birth to smeagol.
>>6214680
It's laying there spread-eagle while being fucked.
>>6214770
I'm sure they all got a happy ending, so you fingered 6 gays huh ? Impressive
>>6214769
green eyes best eyes
>>6214770
You should be hung for corrupting the youth desu
>>6214733
You look generic as fuck
I wouldnt look at you twice
also
>lol hitler so random xD
Grow up faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LR930jkvNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1tL6rFsyAQ
anyone else feel like this?
>>6214779
Blue eyes best eyes
No pic tho
>>6214779
>not gray
Plebs
>>6214797
green eyes with black hair is the best combo tho
>>6214804
blue eyes and brownish blond hair is goat
>>6214733
>more interested in the shit on the walls
>>6214746
Alright cool, I knew my eyebrows leeded some work but I didn't know that my hair could be darker also.
>>6214785
The guy who I'm replying to is named Hitler, so I used the patch, you retard. I wouldn't want you to look at me twice.
>>6214826
a natural black would look good
now post shirtless pics, bby <3
>>6214768
I don't know if I should be bothered by the horribly low price, but if not, then that looks like a really great deal. I'll definitely consider buying it. Thanks Anon.
>>6214826
>I wouldn't want you to look at me twice.
Dont worry nobody would look at you twice with your caveman head and your one tired eye, faggot. Dont be yo full of yourself if you cant afford it.
>>6214843
I'm gonna buy it too, nothing to lose except a few bucks.
>>6214872
I'm sure some exist but Malta is a rare flag on active flag boards like /pol/ and /int/. I don't think there's going to be anyone ITT from Malta.
>>6214889
weird how?
im gonna need pics to know what you mean
I post more myself, but the thread gets mad at me if I whore too much
>>6214899
Oh. was just wondering why it was mentioned in the previous post
>>6214889
>Lol
>being this delusional and narcissistic
>>6214910
Because the buttplug we were talking about doesn't deliver to Malta and Malta only.
>>6214920
do me next
>>6214928
Eurgh indented chest.
In Sparta you would have been left in a forest as a baby to die
>>6214928
post with just your shirt lifted up then
>>6214920
>criticising his looks
post yourself before you do that
>>6214933
>implying I wasn't raised by wolves and that is why I look like a troglodyte
>>6214920
Why did you circle his eye pupils?
Brown eyes are cute.
>>6214937
well... none of it looks good haha. The indent is just the worst part.
>>6214953
Oh you have pectus excavatum?
>>6214953
>2017
>not having a nice stomach
I do not understand this phenomenon
>>6214938
Why? He posted it. If he posts it I am allowed to criticize it thats the rule.If he doesnt wants to get criticized he should be an attentionwhore and posts about himself to boast his ego.
>>6214947
I wanted to show that one eye is only ~50% openend.
>>6214965
that's fair to a degree but he doesn't look that bad
but I personally only shit on others if my looks are also known
>>6214963
I have that too, though it's not too big of an indent
>>6214963
yeah, but it's not really extreme.
>>6214964
I've never been so self conscious about my looks until right now. And it doesn't help that you look ten times better than me lol.
>>6214965
Hey I respect your opinion of me, I'm not going to totally sperg out and shit everywhere if you don't like how I look. But honestly I don't really have a lazy eye, I'm looking up at a camera and I'm pretty tired.
>>6215001
ur alright in my eyes
even if u won't post tummy pics
>>6215044
Then don't be such a drama queen.
>>6215062
this
I look a damn mess and whore all the fucking time
>>6215062
oh yeah so did you ever get that body wax?
how did it go?
>>6215062
I'm not trying to be a drama queen bruh, I just think it looks bad so I don't want to show it.
>>6215083
>tfw I can't boyfriend myself
inb4 >you wouldn't want that
>>6215107
Nah I am definitely attracted to people who look similar to myself
especially body
I fully admit that for me it is partially fueled by narcissism, even though that may not be the case for most
ngl I have gotten aroused while checking myself out in the mirror naked
>>6215107
Oh honey, you can do so much better than yourself.
>>6215130
Damn, I was so looking forward to hearing about it
>>6215031
Been to a doctor about it before and it looks just like it, an indent in the middle of my chest.
>>6215129
wow rude
>>6215148
there's a treatment option:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjTH7c0X0xc
>>6215173
It's not that serious at all, only really noticeable if I'm really skinny.
>>6215107
Where do you live, for starters?
>>6215187
sweden
>>6215148
I once went to a doctor when I was younger about a broken toe and all he said was yeah it's broken alright but it's just a toe so we can't do much, take tylenol and wear slippers for a few weeks
and I tried to tell him that yeah no shit I know it's broken but it like fucked up broken and needs set
and he was like nah ur fine pham
so when it healed it healed forever kinda bent down as if I was half curling my toe and I can't physically straighten it because that's just how the bone healed
>>6215159
I thought I was complimenting you...
>>6215208
>you're shit, find someone better
yeah ok
>>6215206
Wow that's a shitty ass doctor, why didn't you see someone else for a second opinion?
>>6215205
glad I'm not the only narcissistic shitlord here
but part of me wonders if it does have to do with whether or not you have a nice body in your eyes
like I'm attracted to smooth skinny twinks, so since I have a smooth skinny twink body I get turned on when looking at it
or if that's narcissism
or maybe a bit of both
>>6215211
>you're good enough to get someone better
>>6215224
>i'mplying I'm worse than others
>>6215213
eh idk
it's not that big of a deal
not like I'm a foot model or something
but when I'm standing and barefoot it looks like the tip of my toe has been snipped off lol
>>6215214
Not gonna lie I sometimes fapped to my dragon dildo videos, wasn't so much for my body though, I just like seeing people take big toys.
>>6215214
I get turned on by muscle so if Im practicing sometimes I get hard looking at myself. I'm still not satisfied with my physique, but I suppose its still good enough to make me horny lol.
It's definitely narcissism
>>6215214
yeah I feel the same.
who here too dirty/stinky to cuddle with a guy?
I smoke cigarettes and probably smell like other stuff too
my apartment is always a fucking wreck and I rarely shower, brushing my teeth is a rarity as well
any tips?
>>6215255
>i dont do those hygienic things guise
>im dirty what am i dont wrong ç;ç.ç XD
kys
>good day of work
>stormy, comfortable weather rolling in
>found a thread full of cute, gay fanart
Today is a good day.
>>6215255
I smoke and most people don't realize, it's so easy to disguise it.
>send pic to someone on Grindr after he asks
>he blocks me after I send it
Can someone please just put me out of my misery
>>6215316
Welcome to my world. Pretty much any encounter, ever.
>>6215308
>most people don't realize
They're just being nice.
>>6215316
are you a fatty
>>6215316
That's why you always have your face as your main pic.
Nobody's here for your shadiness.
>>6215327
No, I'm average weight. Average everything. A painfully average human being.
Where in the blue FUCK do you people meet people?
And I'm talking people who have even a remote concept of what things like THE INTERNET and goddamned 4Chan or VIDEO GAMES are, FUCK.
Everyone I have met on Grindr is "lol wuts a vidya game" and has zero similar interests. Where do you fucking go besides Grindr or Scruff or one of these fucking hookup apps to meet twinks or femmes who are into something at least remotely, tangentially interesting?
There's all of 4-5 fucking people within 50 miles of me "Men looking for Men" on OKC and POF, so what gives? Am I looking in the wrong places?
>>6215346
>them DANG OL normies don't know bout ma superior hobbies like sitting on my ass for hours on end and postin on chans.
good luck in the real world anon
>>6215326
No,because then they lecture me.
>>6215364
>good luck in the real world anon
I have a fucking mortgage, a car, a goddamned career in consulting. Am I allowed to like a Chinese cartoon image board and vidya from time to time? God damn.
I just want someone remotely attractive with a similar sense of humor and interests who I can commiserate with and occasionally fuck. Is that so much to ask from this world?
>>6215338
Ouch.
>>6215346
Every person I've dated has come from the internet. Two from here, in fact.
Funny enough, I was talking about meeting guys out in the wild and how fuck-all impossible it feels. So I've pretty much stopped caring.
>tfw no dog dicked bf
Is this a grindr thread now?
>>6215376
>tfw no pc gaming loving bf and who also likes prog music
>>6215379
>Two from here
Here as in gaygen? Or /soc/ or something?
>>6215389
One from here and the other from /vp/. I had fun meeting folks online, but now I want to find a guy out in the real world.
I'll be dead by then.
>>6215384
We need an /appgen/ for dating/hookup apps and shit.
>>6215346
It's awful. And the ones who do know what you're talking about aren't single or kawaii desu ne.
>>6215398
People just make grindr threads for that. Need more scruff threads though
>>6215426
Yeah, that's exactly why someone should call it the app thread instead of the Grindr thread.
>>6215398
Sooo... /soc/ then?
>>6215397
>I'll be dead by then.
>>6215421
>It's awful.
>>6215388
>>tfw no pc gaming loving bf
These feels, I know them.
>>6215384
healing broken hearts with cock