Gaygen - Life Saver Edition

>>6204373
i have saved a few terrible drivers by having really good brakes. does that count?

>>6204373
I don't save people.

>>6204373

I pray for many and miracles happen.

I saved a dogs life , he could be someone's bf right now

>>6204339

I just did that and now I can't stop smiling and laughing randomly. I feel like a different person. What kind of sorcery is this?

>>6204405
Give that dog Senpais number.

Maybe a good knotting will fix the urge.

>>6204385
With how bad traffic can be, id say you're a miracle worker.

>>6204411

It's gay witch craft. Making people smile and laugh is the first step to get into their pants.

RuPaul saved my life. Hearing "If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?" every hour for three days (binging three seasons of RPDR) finally got me to start losing weight and now I'm down 55 lbs.

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>>6204431
>55 lbs

Dreamt today that he had his head on my lap and I was touching his hair

How do I make it stop? Can nothing be done?

>>6204418
Yes all the way in Dublin, it was a Yorkshire terrier

>>6204456

You think that's bad.

I dreamt I bumped into my ex at a store, we immediately became close again, talking and laughing like we used to, we went back to his place, sent then I heard something crawling in the ducts, and then the Alien jumped down and killed me.

Worst nightmare ever

>>6204411
you weren't depressed to start with ingger

>fap to gay porn
>get boner when I get intimate with a guy
>lose interest when my dick goes inside him
>same thing happens when I'm fucked
>blowjobs do nothing, either
>not even handjobs work
Am I gay? Closet bi?

>>6204573
you've overwanked and given yourself death grip. stop jerking for a few months and you'll see the difference.

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>>6204573
You can always cuddle.

>>6204339
OK I've done it for 13 mins now AND taken two antidepressants and an antianxiety and im still not happy

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>>6204631
Do it everyday. You don't get huge muscles if you workout once, you don't get fat if you eat a whole cake once, and you don't get healthy by drinking a pill once.

>>6204689
ur post promised immediate results -__-

>>6204717
>>6204689

im twice as depress now

>tfw amateur porn just makes you feel unsatisfied with your sex life

i mean i know it's pretty risky to fuck a bunch of strangers all the time but that doesn't stop me from feeling like i'm missing out.

>tfw degenerate

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>tfw bf has you wear a chastity device when he's not around

It isnt even that hot its just embarrassing. Why is every guy i meet really into domination

Saved my sisters life like four times man, she has an allergy to something though nobody can figure out what.

She's nearly gone into a coma those four times, I didn't do much exactly but I called the ambulance and that, did all the instructions on the phone.

I guess I stopped a lot of people from committing suicide too, their lives are better now...

Dunno, I think everyone does lots of little things throughout their lives which saves others, you just don't know of it.

>>6204280
Lewd.

>>6204288
Eh, to each their own, I'm addicted to them

Two strokes are outlawed now, in most developed countries. They still allow the production of 50cc ones in some markets however they're so choked down from all the emissions laws they're pointless now.

>>6204800

You're such a nice person, Kingrice. <3

>>6204794

>Tfw boyfriend refuses to wear dick cage.

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sup fagbros

my lez best friend says we should go to a gay bar
that i could drink for free whole night on free drinks i would get from gayhomos?

pic relevant

>>6204794
Don't forget that it's retarded and anyone into it should be dropped hard.
Preferably from a great height.

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I'm about to do it for the first time with my bf in a few months. I have no idea what to do and I'm kinda nervous and don't want to drop my spaghetti.
Any advice? How was your first time like, guys?

>>6204855
>>6204875

I only really agreed because its kind of a new thing and i just dont want to say no to him, i'm happy to oblige his interests. Its just kind of a weird feel for me not being able to at least jack off

>>6204832
I guess, I really enjoying helping people out, only trouble is I can't say no to people. I'm always doing things I can't really be bothered to do or whatnot, though usually it turns out to be a fun time anyway.

I just need to be more assertive though.

>>6204879
Take is slow and treat it as a fun thing rather than some sort of demigod activity. Sex is supposed to be passionate and pleasurable, so just have fun and get to know each other's bodies.

Treat your first time as the learning experience it should be man, don't rush into it, if you wind up doing it in some fashion you disagree with then you'll never really want to do it again. Besides it will probably be bad on your relationship.

Just be communicative with him, tell him you've never done it and aren't sure what to do, just ask him what to do. This is assuming he's done it, if he hasn't then yeah, both of you just take your time and learn.

Obviously the usual goes without saying, condoms, lube etc etc

>>6204893
while you're off unable to even touch your dick he's out there fucking other boys without having to worry about you cheating behind his back.

>>6204907
I dont think he'd do that, he's a really nice guy he just likes to be very dominant sexually

>>6204898

Be more assertive and masculine... Then take all the bp.

I know how you feel though. I'm always out to try and help my friends. I feel that's being dependable and nice.

>>6204915
>I dont think he'd do that
Oh that's what they all say.
And then you accidentally read through his chats.

>he just likes to be very dominant sexually
And once he thinks he's better than you ( he already does and if he doesn't he will) he decides he can sleep behind your back with no consequences.
After all you're locked up what are you gonna do?

>>6204898
Thanks.
Yeah, we are both pretty much new to this stuff and I was getting worried.
And yeah, going alow might be the way to go after all.

>>6204941
Well obviously if that happened then i wouldnt want to have a relationship anymore, but right now i think its just his fetish, and he lets me live at his place and has a really stressful job so i just kinda want to make him happy when he gets home. I think he just likes having sexual control, he's pretty into bondage and rough sex and stuff too.

Hi /gaygen/, how do you shave your bumbum?

>>6205013
with an epilator
lasts way longer than shaving

>>6205013
Get a mirror and go at it, obviously be very careful and take your time with it.

A fair warning though; if you do not maintain it daily it will itch *badly*.

Honestly I'd suggest getting waxed at a salon if you really want to have a smooth butt.

>>6204961
Well yeah man, if you're both new to it then take your time and just have fun with each other. Its a really great experience!

>>6204921
Yeah I'm trying to be, I'm just incredibly submissive by nature though, I just enjoy being told what to do and then to do it. Its pretty hard to say no when you're just a slave to your own whims!

>>6204964
Well I warned you so don't come crying when it eventually happens.

>>6205030
fuck off imposter

>>6205046
He wont want to cheat on me if i make him happy and do all the things he likes

>>6205061

This has to be bait

>>6205058
no u

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how do i meet other gay guys if there is literally no gay community near where i live? am i doomed?

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Someone should give me a place to live in :3

>>6205090
we hitler gen now

>>6205105
You can live under my house, but you'll have to share space with some cats.

>>6205124
Sounds like an adventure. Where u at bb? Ill get the greyhound now.

>>6205067
Why? Its not like i have to do much, he's dominant so its mostly stuff he likes to do to me. Obviously there are limits but if he's not hurting me and its not disgusting then i'm happy to do it

>>6205105
>>6205135
Did you get kicked out of the military for being an annoying faggot?

>>6205142

People who are happy are still capable of cheating and disloyalty.

>>6205135
I'll pm you the address.

>>6205168
Well its the best i can do... I trust him anyway, he's a qt he wouldnt do that to me.

>>6205183
yes he will

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>>6205183
>he wouldnt do that to me.

>>6205218
>accidental trip
fuck im a silly goose~

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>>6205222
>accidental trips

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>>6205218
>rugby, of all people, telling others to not be foolish and accept their significant other is cheating on them when he is dating a literal prostitute

Oh I am laffin.

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>>6205226
>>6205222
Lol'd

>>6205165
No medical for excessive vomiting. I knew about the condition beforehand so they got me on fraudulent enlisting. One week before I graduated. Should have never went to medical.

>>6205173
[email protected]

Thx bby

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>>6205229
>mfw people are so jelly they keep shilling a dead meme
here's your (you)

>HOW THE FUCK IS A PIE A PIZZA

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>>6205222
>>6205226

>>6204873
bump

why no gayman love for me? :(

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>>6205268
fuck off lebo cunt

>>6205268
You look like you would buy me a drink and than rape me tbvh.

not lebo
croatian

i buy drinks dont rape thb

>>6205286
>he actually buys drinks

>>6205286
>buys drinks and doesn't rape

No wonder why you're trying to get free shit from gays you have no manners and as an ex straight id be offended by your actions. Gays aren't going to put up with your shit just like women. We like our men wi that decency which you clearly lack. Go to mtfg they like guys like you tbqh.

hahaha nice
you truly are gay men not faggots

well met gentle and not so gentlemen

>>6205286
>croatian

KOSOVO JE SRBIJA

>>6204873
I'd buy you a drink desu.

>>6205268
Yes.

People will buy anyone drinks if they wanna fugg.

Source; people always buy me drinks

>>6205327
dude thats like not even remotly related to me

you are thinking about albania and their problems

and not being a nationalist zero fucks given

beers for me

from people on 4chins

I will take that as a positive thing I guess

>tfw when no rape offered

>>6205347
its a meme you dip :c

>>6205351
>>6205319
Can you please reply to posts correctly? Pls.

well being kinda long time lurker and newfag well not a fag just new i dont know how to multiquote

fuck me,right?

I don't tend to remember the irrelevant trips but wasn't Maki the guy with the tiny dick that went insane in MtFgen or something?

yes he was
fat tranny guy with a 4inch dick

>>6205377
I never went insane. People just fall for bait too easily. I never even took cocaine.

>got a snap from a guy I'm talking to

>trying to resist opening it so I can't stop coming off as thirsty and desperate

I don't have be strength...

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>>6205398
>Doesnt even trip as senpai correctly

>>6205407
It's been 2 dates and we've resisted the urge for dick so far which is comforting.

We just end up making out and rolling on the floor or pushed against a wall... And I can feel dat bulge poking me.

Hopefully we have time to actually complete the task this weekend. Or my other date will be cute and wants to mess around.

>>6205413
Senpais pretty autistic about his trip. Just one of many things he's autistic about. He'll never change it.

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>Just one of many things he's autistic about.

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I don't know why senpai doesn't just put one more # or change one letter. I literally don't get it.

>>6205443
>dumping someone because they ordered the wrong thing at Starbucks
>opposite of autistic
pick 1 snownigger

Hello

>>6205480
nice to see one of my countrymen in this thread

>>6205480
TRIP ON RUGBY

>>6205487
shh im trying to shill a meme, just play along

You're all ants looking for an internet brain buzz.

Is there such a thing as a good forum for gays?
justusboys is too porny

>>6205528
/fit/

>>6205539
This twink gets it

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>tfw gay
>tfw like the smell of straight man poo

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>tfw no cute bottom bf that likes it without lube

>>6205647
You wanted to get knotted with lube ?
How boring

>>6205666
Dogs make their own lube anyway, when they get a boner they constantly squirt lubricant out their knotty cocks.

>>6205671
Thanks KR! That's interesting but also I was just trying to unnerve senpai

>>6205647
You haven't experienced the most pleasure possible until you've fought through the pain of dry anal

>>6205639
It won't be cute for long. It will be a meat-curtain after you're done with it. Not recommended.

>>6205639
I remember that /fit/ story about a guy that didn't need lube for some reason.

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>>6205681
Well I just cannot turn a dog dick conversation down I'm afraid.

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>>6205728

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>>6205748

>>6205709
And that's when I throw it back out on the streets and find a new one, all cute twinks eventually have gay death and struggle just begging to suck off truck drivers in rest stop restrooms

>>6205728
Fair enough, they're amazing
>>6205736
I forgot daddy
do you self lube your dog dick

>selling a tuned up moped
>live in a place that has the highest amount of bike theft in SE London
>shit loads of offers within hours
>oy mate
>senpai
>sick mate you got that Ped still yeah
>will you deliver it to the estate
>estate full of stolen bikes, stabbings all sorts of shit
>give me the money and then I will
>no respone

Chavs plz

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Why do gays dress so nicely? I mean I know they were in the closet for a long time working on their fashion but seriously.

All the well dressed homos are annoying as shit and I can FEEL them judging me and my lack of fashion of tanktops and short shorts.

>>6205796
>Britain
Not even once

>>6205837
Same reason why single straight people dress nice

Having a lot of disposable income makes it possible to buy nice clothes, and you gotta impress the babes somehow

>>6205837
personally i wear tracksuit pants and a baggy t shirt like 80% of the time and everything else is work uniform

>>6205863
>Why do gays dress so nicely?

We can afford to buy nice clothes because we don't have any filthy vaginal kike subhuman girlfriends leeching our (parents') hard-earned shekels.

>>6204487
I dreamt I was running through an apartment complex and I came across my ex, crying on his phone. He had his back turned and the second I could, I booked it and didn't turn back.

Was kind of weird. He pops up more in my random daydreams.

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>>6205837
I wear ripped tracksuits and steel toe boots almost everywhere. Its only if I'm actually trying to attract a dog that I'll dress up nicely.

Also, really google?

>>6205883
So you gonna dress up for me or tobi ?

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>>6205883
>trying to attract a dog
is this some retarded gay slang again or do you actually fuck dogs?

you're a sick fuck anyway, who wears stupid shit like tracksuits casually except subhuman monkey slavs?

>>6205889
I'll be naked for you~

>>6205900
They're comfortable, what more is there to it?

>>6204555

I have felt down and depressed before, but you know what...I pulled myself out of that abyth.

Depressed people can easily pull themselves out of their own ass by doing things to make themselves feel better, or they can choose to self-pity themselves and indulge in self-hatred chatter/talk/selfishness until they suicide.

We all have the ability to change our mindset, simply by changing our focus. Simply by smiling. Simply by laughing. Simply by not focusing on ourselves and focusing on someone else whose in dire need. Simply by doing something to get a different result you can overcome any of your mental illnesses.

Mental Illness is self-inflicted. It's the result of your own selfishness and lustful desires.

>>6205912
not looking like an autistic retard

>>6205919

abyth? wtf I meant abyss

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>>6205903
Real photo of me right now tho

They're comfy as fuck, i've definitely fallen asleep wearing them at least twice. They're like pyjamas that you can wear outside

>>6205933

i think it's cute how much of a chav you dress like :3

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>literally how every other girl I went to HS with in Florida looks like now

>>6205928
Well I can't help that :3

>>6205941
Nah I don't really. I own band merch and dumb oversized shit, when i go outside looking like trash it's not like scummy trash, it's sleazy trash. People just assume i'm being a lazy piece of shit that day.

balances out because whenever i'm not dressed like sleazy trash I'm wearing a waistcoat, button down, skinny jeans and boots, my wagey uniform, which is about as non-chavvy as it gets.
>>6205949
where did u get this photo of me

>tfw wear fubu track suits and Yeezy shoes

>>6205912
So You'll be wearing a suit , nice :3
>>6205952
And you don't need too :)

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Why have i only just discovered this magical garment

it speaks to sleazy-me on such a deep level

>>6205952
kys gaytard

>>6205639
I dated a guy that was like you. He insisted on having "natural" sex (only using spit as lubricant) and declared that "if it was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for us". I repeatedly pointed out to him that even ancient homos probably made use of various oils to make things go smoother, but he wouldn't budge on the issue. My asshole would ache for days afterward and it made sex into a chore for me.

In retrospect, he was probably just a sadistic bastard rather than an actual idealist.

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I only wear Pendleton, LL Bean, and Land's End.

>>6205993
Why are you so salty mister?

>>6205975
Don't worry, I'll be dressed nicely.

>>6206002
I don't mind honestly it's like 50/50 I'll be in jeans or tracksuit bottoms when we meet

>>6206002

I'm so salty because I want a pic of your sexy abs and body bb.

>>6206019

Yeah. Army is short for Arntwahny.

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>>6205837
>tfw zero fashion sense
>dress casually all the time

Thank Satan that I haven't come across a guy with good fashion sense yet.

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Such an annoying feeling when you're on the brink of fallin asleep but have to do something and then you've lost a chance for a nap. It gets me so angry and irritated.

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>>6206012
Here's a low resolution picture of my alien form. Are you disgusted yet?
>>6206010
I'm still going to dress nicely!

http://www.massgeneral.org/about/pressrelease.aspx?id=1937
>man has penis removed because cancer
>gets a new one transplanted

now that designer penises are becoming a possibility, what sort of dick are you going to get installed?

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>>6206052
>knots, knots everywhere

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>>6206047
>not having a long skinny bellybutton
p l e b

>>6206047
Aww Thanks also
>dat tum
Fuck me, that's hot esp the little v you have going at your hips

>>6206047

Your body looks fit and lean and masculine.
Much better looking than Hitler who has hips like a girl.

>>6206035
Iktfb
>Jeans and a t-shirt all day everyday

>>6206047
Cute.

>>6206047
>>6206063
I'd bite these.

>>6206080
T-shirts all day, every day. It's comfy.

I was told that I look good in long sleeves though.

>>6206047

8/10 would raspberry

>>6206089
kek
I did this to my bf the other day. He hated it.
It was awesome.

>>6206089
>would raspberry

what does that even mean?

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>>6206094

S-stop....

>>6206107

i miss clownshoes

>>6206103

Like when you motorboat someone.

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>>6206060
>>6206072
>mfw I'll get a horsecock and cuck both of you

>>6206063
>someone else is getting attention
>NEVER FEAR, HITLER IS ON HIS WAY

>>6206102
>pls tell me it was a /fit/ lovestory
Not so much.

>>6206103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5VoELSPu5o

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>I have bf
>Ann has bf
>Hitler has sort-of bf
>SP has Juppfu
>Wiz has bf
>FUCKIN WIZ HAS A BF
>but Senpai & Army don't

>>6206114
>wanting a meat tube

Poor taste. Extremely poor taste.

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>>6206120
i was drunk last night and my coworker split up with her ex for good and demanded to know what was going on between me and her, i spaghettied and went with it, so as of right now even i have a gf

>>6206137
yeah but nobody cares about u lol

>>6206121
20" long. Think about it.

It would almost fill your size queen ass.

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>>6206114
Hahaha no-one will ever laugh at MAKI again XD

How does one obtain dick cancer?

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>>6206120

:/

>>6206086
>I was told that I look good in long sleeves though.
muscle tank tops are where it's at

>>6206120
no I don't

>>6206115
; ^ )

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>>6206137

>>6206120

>Senpai & Army

future gaygen couple?

>>6206158
>>6206159
I am the only human on earth who's autism gets him into romantic situations with women

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>>6206161
Army is a nerdy spic. Senpai likes hot sexy daddies like me ^_^

>mfw senpai cried on call with me when I told him I'm leaving him for swede

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>>6206141
Microwaves of course

Be sure to fry your balls too so you'll get "medicinal" marijuana

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>>6206137
You should cheat with her ex-bf.

>>6206120
Wow look at all those names that nobody should care about since ITS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ANONYMOUS SITE
FUCK

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>>6206178
I don't think he likes me very much now.

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>>6206176

lol

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>>6206192
>racemixing
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

BUILD NORTH WALL

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>>6206182
I'm pretty sure he;ll be glad to know his ex-gf's current bf is gay.

Just putting it out there.

>>6206137
Ahahahaha
>>6206089
No way, I'm waaayyyyy to ticklish for that.
>>6206074
I tensed for that pic, its actually pretty ottor mode otherwise. I'm still working on it!

>>6206067
Pretty jelly of his hips though!
>>6206063
Belly buttons are icky, my one is super sensitive, if I poke it.

>>6206200
well i do love hatefucking
>>6206205
lol'd good point

I'm probably just gonna see if this blows over since we were both drunk. If not I think it's probably about time I came out.

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>>6206170

>>6206214
You're getting cuddled so hard, its unreal
Get ready to rumble

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>>6206212

>>6206192

I don't. But I prefer white men.

>>6206196
As a race mixed person, it's always hotter.

>>6206214
>ticklish

Hot desu

If you're gay it's not rassenschande to fuck subhumans

Producing mixed race babies is the definition of racemixing, and there's no reproduction involved in gay relationships. So by definition gay dudes can fuck whoever we want without becoming race traitors in the act after the fact.

>>6206246
>tfw middle class white cis male

I can literally fuck whoever i want i dont give a shit. If a dirtbreed bears my child i will just abandon it.

Side note: My 'gf' is half japanese so if i took one for the team I could have anime children

>>6206258
>cis male
hehe

>>6206265
have u put the fire out yet

>>6206263
Heh heh just keep the ruse going a little longer before my tranny scheme is complete and there will be no stopping me

>>6206177
>Marijuana


Lol naw im not a faggot. I prefer real drugs that don't turn me into a soft pussy but go on ahead be a hippie im not judging you. O wait yes I am because your choices in life are inferior to mine.

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Am I qt enough to be your spic Senpai?

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>>6206300
not really

>>6206300
Uh...

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>>6206308

you should lift more and get muscular

>your future

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>tfw MASH reruns on tv

>>6206338

meant for >>6206300

>>6206300

you reminds me of Wiz, but with a better face/body, less of a shitty personality, and more of an ability to change your life and get fit because you aren't as fucking retarded

Pls lift and get muscualr

>>6205949
>how every other girl looks like
I believe you did go to school in Florida.

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>tfw the brady bunch is on

This shits about to get real.

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Are you team Bob, Kim Chi, or Naomi?

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>>6206052
I just want a foreskin transplant. Why the fuck is that not a thing.

>>6206362

What is wrong with my sentence bitch? It's perfectly fine.

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>>6206052
Im gonna get a vagoo and an benis and be like my japanese futa cartoons

>>6206376
It should either be
>how every other girl looks
or
>what every other girl looks like
bitch.

>>6206300

>that ass

Post a nude of it pls.

>>6206355
>less of a shitty personality
I refuse to believe this.
How bad was Wiz?

>>6206338
>no ripped Mario bf to unblock my drains with his thick mushroom
>>6206367
Naomi baby
All the way

>>6206385


you're taking it out of context...

>how every other girl I went to HS with in Florida looks like now

>>6206397
You continue to prove my point, Floridumb.

>>6206120
You have a prostitute for hire who loves other men behind your back.

>>6206405

It's just grammar. GET A LIFE.

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>fuck someone
>get leg cramps

>>6206300

Nice border.

But I only ever post image.jpg images.

>>6206386

Nah. I prefer posting pics kissing my doll husbandos.

>>6206192
>I kind of have a thing for verbally abusing spics while they take my superior white cock
I want a racist white boyfriend like this.

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>>6206386
>that ass

are you srs

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>Literally the only hot guys that ever showed up on gaygen in 3-4 years. Heron was also hot, but he never cammed.

>>6206430
>fucking doggy style
>get leg cramp
>starts hurting , huff in pain
>bottom starts going "you like that?" Thrusting into sore leg
>"Yeah, its amazing" I gasp
True story

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>>6204373
>Have you saved someone's life before, Gaygen?
as a matter of fact, yes. Didn't help in preventing the suicide of two other friends though, so in the long run there was no point to it I guess

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>>6206445
>get cramp
>tell partner
>he thinks i'm joking and starts going harder

>>6206456
Full story pls, sounds interesting

>>6206460
https://youtu.be/p-9Wcbihsfg?t=5s

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>>6206444
>A Turk
>a transvestite
>potato
>freddie mercury
none of them are attractive

>>6206444
>having pride for being on an internet forum for fours years.

Oldfags are such cancer.

>>6206444

>>6206441

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>>6206503
delet this

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>>6206503
>tfw I remember seeing that before anyone on /gg/

WHY.

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>>6206503
It's been like 2 years and I'm still equally disgusted as the first time I saw it.

>>6206503

Nope, thankfully my ass doesn't look like it was raped by a sand paper monster.

>>6206430

The fucking worst. I always got them because my bf at the time was way taller than me and it was awkward to do anything, so my legs constantly shifted and had to compensate

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>>6206503
is he fucking crowning in that last pic

>>6206528

and he still has a BF who likes his ass for what it is? WTF?

>>6206536
tbqh I never believed that he had a bf

Then again, America is filled with mentally ill degenerates so maybe someone has a fungus fetish

>>6206430
I remember fucking my ex pretty vigorously and when we'd finish I'd only then notice how fucked my legs were. I took that as a sign of good sex.

Who's uglier?

Slutboi or wiz?

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How tough are you, /gaygen/? And if you are tough at all, what's your weapon of choice?

For me it is the telescope baton and NATO gas, as I prefer easily concealable non-lethal weapons.

>tfw everyone hates him and says he's a horrible person but he is SO fucking good to you
>tfw you really really like him but don't want to be seen with him

we're going out tonight and i'm scared

>>6206571
I vote Army

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>>6206597
No one cares
go away paedo dog fucker

>>6206596
RUH ROH, is he a bad boy, anon?

>>6206610
Well, apparently he is
But I've never had a guy try to please me this much. And it's not even forced, he just seems like a person who gives a lot.

>tfw kicked out of the military medically because penis was too small.
>Tfw it didn't display enough power to be represented by America
>tfw China saw it and laughed atit.

>>6206622
Something must be off with him though if he's so disliked. I guess love is blind like they say.

>>6206571
I don't remember what Slut looked like but Wiz was a heavyset ginger... that's hard to beat. Real hard.

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>>6206588
Or the nuclear codes.

>>6206588
raw muscles senpai, everyone here isn't a skinny twink faggot

>>6206597
>gets temporarily blinded from getting gassed
>gets beaten to hell and back with nightsticks and batons
>gets a beer bottle sticked up his ass and subsequently broken with a blow to the base of the bottle, assblood is sprayed everywhere
what are you gonna do after that? Kiss your biceps goodbye while you face your death and your soul drifts into eternity?>>6206640
Fun fact: all American nuclear launch codes were 00000000 at one point

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>>6206635
Rare slutboi
Here's him winning super smash bros tourneys.

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>>6206667
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'd need a hard drink and a lot of time to decide which one.

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>>6206663
calm down, babe

>>6206684
This gif pisses me off.

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>>6206588
>what's your weapon of choice?
THIS FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION

>>6206465
depression is one hell of a sickness. Former colleague of mine suffered from it, nicest person you'll ever know, always taking charge of everything, loved and was loved by absolutely everyone. I used to work in a hospital at the time, then she was gone from one day to the next because of burnout. For a year we had hoped that she would get better and come back one day, and for a while it seemed like she would recover. Then her husband came in and explained that she hang herself. That sudden revelation really threw all of us off the track. I left half a year later to move to a different part of the country, when I came to visit another half year later I was told that another colleague killed herself as well. It was like a really bad domino-effect I felt and i've always felt guilty for having left like that.
but hey, at least i've saved one guy's life completely unrelated to that with the heimlich maneuver, am I right?

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>>6206588
I used to carry a knife but now I prefer this bottle opener that you wear on your finger :^)

>>6206716

>female colleagues of mine burnout and kill themselves

This isn't depression. Most likely something else was going on in their home life....or perhaps something happened at work (rape) that destroyed them. Stop blaming it on depression when you don't even know the details.

GAYGEN POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10232171
http://www.strawpoll.me/10232171
http://www.strawpoll.me/10232171
GAYGEN POLL

>>6206756
>>6206756
She probably killed herself when she realized she only made 73 cents for every dollar a man makes
:^)

>>6206765
>even putting me on that list

lmao I know I'm not perfect but I'm nowhere near as unattractive as those ugly mugs

>3 votes
tc pls go

http://www.strawpoll.me/10232166

pollll

http://www.strawpoll.me/10232197

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>>6206765
why am I not on this list

>>6206803
bc you look like my cute ex gf and Kylie Minogue

BETTER GAYGEN POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10232211
http://www.strawpoll.me/10232211
http://www.strawpoll.me/10232211
BETTER GAYGEN POLL

>>6206684
Fuck off shitlicker, I'm constantly anxious and pissed off, I live on the edge
>>6206716
Heavy. None of this is your fault though you know? So don't blame yourself.
>>6206724
you probably should use that macbook to ward off fuckers instead, no one with half a brain wants those

>>6206778
Turks are not attractive
sorry, mehmet

>>6206801
i knew there were only trannies here!

>>6206812
all shit
>>6206811
umm

>>6206778
Maybe it has do do with who you are on the inside.

>>6206812
its the whole board u fudge packer

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>>6206812
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10232211
Hitler is the sexiest t b q h famalam

>>6206832
Typically it's the personalities on here that turn me off.

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>>6206825
no like you SERIOUSLY look like Kylie Minogue

>>6206812
u made me trip now u cunt

>>6206841
Good to know, considering she's like a 600000 banshee queen and im a 19 year old male

>>6206854
>im a 19 year old male
>19
HA!
I was 20 when I was your age.

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>tfw no bf to sniff my booty ho while I watch Maury.

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RUGDADDY BTFO

GET FUCKED FAGGOT

also fk off hitler too

>>6206886
>implying you didn't do all of those votes yourself
come on now, girl
I voted for my rugdaddy tho~ <3

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>>6206899
Genuinely didn't use a VPN, haven't had one in months.

I'm just that much hotter than you bb <3

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>>6206908
>>6206869
>>6206864
>>6206835
>>6206814
>>6206791
>>6206765
>>6206756
>>6206716
>>6206698
>>6206673
>>6206667
>>6206640
>>6206622
>>6206597
>>6206596
>>6206588
>>6206534
>>6206528
>>6206520
>>6206513
>>6206512
>>6206488
>>6206471
>>6206456
>>6206445
>>6206440
>>6206439
>>6206430
>>6206413
>>6206397
>>6206393
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>>6206385
>>6206376
>>6206369
>>6206367
>>6206355
>>6206338
>>6206308
>>6206300
Faggots

>>6206364
Good post

>>6206886
>I voted for my rugdaddy tho~ <3

I'm the one who voted Rugdaddy. Why lie?

>>6206969
>calls people faggot
>wants to sniff straight man poo
I ain't judging man but you're most definitely the biggest faggot in this thread.

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>>6206969
>two (you)s

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>>6206991
Im going to beat you up senpai.

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>>6206969

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>>6207012
Same. It's such a lovely, glorious feel.

>>6206969
Finally noticed me , daddy

Now that the meme has died down lets all post our poo...

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I always get such a rush when people reply to me.
Why would I need to go outside when I can sit at home fishing for (you)s?

>>6207001
You do realize that's makis shitposting gimmick right?

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>>6207012
>two (You)'s
>neither of the posts is from my dumbass twin brother (more like bother lmao) who keeps shitposting on this board and getting me bans because we share an IP

>>6207117
Honestly there's so many shitposting camwhoring name/tripfags that I have trouble keeping up with who is who.
They're all the same to me.

>>6207135

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>>6206989
looks like there's two votes to me, gaylord

>>6207135
Is your twin also a filthy homo?

>>6207192
no, he's a fat and autistic /pol/ack

>>6207092
Exactly, attention whoring is the best past time.

>>6207265
can i get a (you) pls KR

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>>6204373
Helped a guy once who was having a diabetic attack once

>>6207243
If you have any lewds of him post them

>>6205013

Don't shave it, if a guy won't fuck a hairy hole he's not a real man

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>>6207296
Why would I post "lewds" of my own brother? Is that what nudes are called today, "lewds"? What's the deal with that?

Why don't all gay people lift weights?

I literally see no reason to not. Sex of any kind is like the only real joy in life. Why not make it come more frequently with better quality.

>>6207273

>>6207484
can i just pump dick instead of iron?

>>6207516
That makes you smaller in the long run.

>>6207531
i meant more in the sense of jerking off, not ween inflators. that shit's dangerous.

>>6207534
>tfw no semen demon bf

>>6207243
Just my type
Post lewds!
I know you got them.

>>6207572
Oh right, I dunno if that works, both my arms are the same size.

Curiously I'm right handed and almost all of my adult life I used that hand to wank with but one day I went for my left hand and haven't gone back since.

>>6207596
>Curiously I'm right handed and almost all of my adult life I used that hand to wank with but one day I went for my left hand and haven't gone back since
Same here. Fapping with my right now feels extremely unnatural and I don't think I can even cum that way anymore. If I can, it'd probably take me a long time.

>>6207630
Yeah, I find it pretty cumbersome to use now and it doesn't feel right to me anymore. Really odd.

Anyways, I'm off to bed now, have a good night anon :3

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>>6206444
>mfw seeing that pic again
lol that 'stache was not working for me

>>6207683

H-hey s-s-senpai...

>>6207596

Same. I used to be right hand fapper but over night switched to left now I can never cum with my right unless I'm already close.

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tfw he will never love you

tfw first hook up on grindr is a bbc

>>6207730
gross

>>6207683
Facial hair is magical.

>>6207730
disgusting for multiple reasons
kys

>>6207736
hey don't say that .

>>6207725
>not teasing yourself with both hands
Guuurrlll...

>>6207730

Enjoy your AIDS

>>6207753
it's fine I'm going back for more soon

>>6207729
Good, I don't want a faggot boy as a bf

New thread:

>>6207776
>>6207776

>>6204873
I hope I look as good as you do when I'm a little older.