Cis Lesgen

>>6196977
Broken collar anon doesn't love me..
What to do lesgen?

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>>6197035
Fingerblast yourself to badly written femslash and go to sleep, obvs.

>>6197050
Boooo. I was looking for a real answer.

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>>6197082
That is a real answer. That's what I do when I get an attack of the >tfw no gfs

Also whotf is broken collar anon?

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>>6196977
I guess y the last man. Cause it sometimes triggers /co/ how not even a half generation after no-more-y-chromosome and it's a fucking utopia.

But ignoring that I like the conflict lesbian asian mama with her clones and half of the women just shrugging off the death of half the world population and just going lesbian.

>>6196661

>Anyone else fear being dismissed over stereotypes?

>I still fear having all my opinions be brushed aside because "oh she's just a bitter dyke" and having any "masculine" traits about me being talked about as "of course she's assertive/outspoken and working in tech, she's a lesbian." I am girly with long hair and average weight- not pinging any gaydars based on appearance- and I don't have any homophobes in my life so I don't know where this fear of being thought/talked about as just a cartoonish dyke is coming from.

Hah my life = your fears.

>be femme lesbian
>hanging with straight friends
>give some stupid opinion differing from their stupid opinion
>"ah doesn't count coming from you, you're a lesbian"
>hanging around gay friends
>copypaste line 3
>"whatever to your opinion, you're too femme you're not really lesbian enough for it"

And I work in engineering. So I get that "oh of course you're an engineer" even though I only know like 3 other dykes compared to an uncountable amount of straight women. It'd happen if you weren't in engineering. And if you were straight petty dumbasses would just be dismissive about you on some other stupid shit cause that's how petty dumbasses do.

You can't stress over that voice in your head worrying about what little stupid shit a hypothetical stupid person might say. In reality the stupid person is gonna say some stupid shit and there's no preventing it. If it helps know it only lasts half a second before a stupid person like that moves on to ragging on some other stupid shit someone else did that's not related to you.

>>6197035
But we had that hilarious banter last Friday. That was fun. We bonded over a game of pretend.

Just saw civil war. Wanda and Vision are 2cute4reality. Black Panther was amazing. His motif and his kitty antics had me cracking mreow jokes the whole time. Black Widow did some cool ass shit and the Russian super soldier was hot. Gooood times. Even snuck in a can of Vallejo to keep the good times rolling. And then! I ran across an old trans coworker and our reunion was adorable.

Did anyone else get a questionnaire to fill out as they entered the theater? I wrote out in the "other" choice in the what did you like about the movie section "big lady butts". My sister wrote "Nipples >:(".

We have a great relationship.

No gf
No gf
No gf
No gf
K I L L M E
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>>6197366
By Russian super soldier I mean the blonde woman with the distinguished nose. Broke my heart, what happened to her.

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>>6196977
>what's your favorite matriarchal society
Gazorpazorp from the cartoon Rick and Morty.

it's the only one that came to mind. it's not really awesome though. it kind of sucks really. That whole episode was a pretty lowbrow mockery of both men and women. Also, I'm sure I'd be executed for farting if I lived there.

Lurking forever always.

Chubby hoodie anon from the last thread. How do you all go about meeting girls? I'm lonely and probably need to get laid but that can wait I guess.

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>download Tinder
>set up account
>search 4 girls nearby
>run out of likes for the day.

Feeling optimistic! I matched with 2 ppl and imagine more will come in by Monday. Tinder is mixed bag though. Lots of tumblr girls and poly bi girls dating men, lol. Can't wait to meet up with a girl who you couldn't pin as les based on appearance alone.

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So
Meant
I
To be
Buried in
Vagina
Classic Chinese literature
By Vag I Na

~geoanon

>>6197291
Thank you, this was helpful to read. You're right. I don't get concerned over people dismissing me for sexist reasons, although that happens, because I know stupid people will be stupid and so I shouldn't be concerned about dismissive homophobia either. It helps to hear reassurances from someone with experience (ie the whole reason I hang out on lesgen lmao). I will for sure try to be braver in the future! Hope you find friends that take your differing stupid opinions seriously and I'm sorry you've had to be a part of such shitty convos.

les gen, what beautiful woman would make you instantly get on your knees and eat out her pussy?

my choices are:
>Katherine Moennig
>Jordana Brewster
>Kiera Knightly

There's many more but that's the top three that come to mind.

>>6198050
Brazilian chick like that actress Morena. I fantasize about some anons from here too. Like j cup anon. Hnnnnnng.

>>6198087
Oh shit, I forgot Penelope Cruz is the hottest woman around.

Updating my list with:

>Penelope Cruz
>Selma Hayek
>Frida Pinto
>Gal Godot

I'm still on the hunt for a arabic/persian beauty with beautiful brown skin and light colored eyes. Although if her face is 10/10 perfection, her eyes could be black for all I care.

>>6198050
Robin Wright.

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>>6196977
Spotted hyena. They are the cutest animal ever, and live in a matriarchal society. There is too much to say about them, I can go on for hours.
Lion are shit compared to them.

>I'm a girl, I'm 19 and I'm straight but I just like flashing girls
This is probably the wrong place to ask but, why would a straight girl do this?

>>6198545

Repressed homosexuality or, if her tits are big, a display of dominance. Or I'm just making shit up, idk. I've never understood straight girls.

>>6198545
attention

>>6198561
I don't think she's repressed. I've never heard of a lesbian lifting her skirt in front of strangers.

>>6198601
I meant like maybe she gets off to the idea of women seeing her body and that's one way to get that feeling without ever having to leave Straightworld.

Or it could just be drunken antics, fuck if I know.

I haven't watched Lemonade yet. Should I?

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Did you like this year's Eurovision?

Who do you wish won?

And most importantly, who was the cutest? (pic related, all futher opinions are invalid)

>>6197216
I really need to finish that series. I stopped after the third volume cause Yorick was such a dick, but everyone says it gets way better.

>>6198050

>Rachel McAdams
>Eliza Dushku
>Lexa
>Lauren German

and more

Hello ladies. Straight shitlord here to ask a question. How come a lot of lesbians have negative/aggressive feelings towards straight women? I never met a gay guy who looked down on straight guys but a lot of lesbians I've encountered seem like they're bitter towards straight girls?

"omg how can you date men they're disgusting."

"you're only straight because society tells you to be"

>>6199144

I...don't see that from a lot of people honestly? Like, I've been a part of the lesbian community for a long time and I've only heard the first example said in a joking way, and the second example from a tiny niche of tumblr feminists.

>>6199144

Real lesbians don't exist. Cis-lesbianism is a movement inside the SJW culture. Lesbians intentionally exist to hurt straight men.

I am a cis-lesbian and I only date other REAL women. I will never give my pussy up to a man. I like to out to clubs and tease straight men. Get them turned out and excited then let them know I'm an ace lesbian.

Watching cis-het males suffer is literally what I get off to. I usually go home after ruining a cis-males night, taking their money, and leaving them with a hard cock and masturbate over it.

>>6199153
Well I suppose people aren't as shitty as I believe them to be. It's just that I've gotten mean comments/looks from lesbians when I've dated men. I'm a bi girl so I suppose they see it as some form of treason... I don't even know. There just seems to exist a kind of hostiality towards men that really doesn't exist with gay guys towards women.

>>6199144
>How come a lot of lesbians have negative/aggressive feelings towards straight women?
You need to hang around more lesbians and stop making generalizations.
>I never met a gay guy who looked down on straight guys but a lot of lesbians I've encountered seem like they're bitter towards straight girls?
You need to hang around more gay guys.

Yes there's both gays and lesbians who don't like straights but they are a minority.

>>6199155
>Watching cis-het males suffer is literally what I get off to. I usually go home after ruining a cis-males night, taking their money, and leaving them with a hard cock and masturbate over it.

Glad I am not the only one. Keep up the good work.

>>6199170
Oh, that explains it. Lesbians don't have anything against straight girls but a lot of gay people harbor distrust towards bi people. Sometimes because of personal experiences and sometimes just due to stereotypes.

Ignore >>6199155, they're a male troll or tranny.

>>6199155
Lots of laughs.

>>6199144
Most women are straight. So I don't have strong opinions about them because they are literally everybody. I do believe a lot of straight women are technically bisexual, same with lesbians, it's just they default to the path they want/are comfortable with.

With that said I do view straight women as inferior because of their pitiful lives. I will eliminate the straight population entirely.

>>6199610
Female sexuality is more fluidy. There was once this video where a woman asked girls out for a date. Most said yes. Whether or not they can commit long term with same sex partner is another question.

>>6199664

If you're talking about the video I think you're talking about, the chick said "will you go out with me" and the girls said yes but I got the impression that most of them meant as friends.

Also tbqh I don't get why people ignore things like men going gay for prison and all of the men on /lgbt/ who said they were straight before porn turned them into dicksuckers. I think the common wisdom is wrong here and people are confusing male repression with actual sexual rigidity.

>>6199672
There's this level of respect people have for men and judgement against women. It's pretty shitty and I hate people for it. But straight girls are down for any good looking lesbian. Straight girls are pretty slutty tbqh.

>>6199699
>straight girls are down for any good looking lesbian
Or not. Some of them will only ever want the dick.
I don't generally care for straight girls, most of them are okay, except the ones who act all flirty the minute they know you're a lesbian and tease you because it's fun. I fucking despise these bitches.

>>6199727
>except the ones who act all flirty the minute they know you're a lesbian
that's the nature of straight girls. my brother never got as much flirty female attention as when he got married and started wearing a wedding band, and my gay-guy friends get more flirty straight girl attention than anyone.

Straight girls love to flirt if they think it will never go anywhere. The fastest way to end the flirting is to call their bluff and escalate things. the next time a straight girl flirts with you, invite her back to your apartment for some coffee and casual sex.

>>6198050
Allison Scagliotti
Gatlin Green

>>6199727
>>6199755
Because it's quite easy and fun to flirt with someone he doesn't go full nice guy mode of start to stalk them. As far as I know, straight girls have as much pairing problems are lesbian girls. All the good men/girls are taken very fast and rest of us are left with whatever we can find.

And no, this isn't the "I'm the only normal lesbian", it's the "I was too late and too shy and now I have to face the consequences"

>>6199755
>the next time a straight girl flirts with you, invite her back to your apartment for some coffee and casual sex.
The last time a straight girl flirted with me, it was in my appartment because she was staying with me the whole week-end. She had a boyfriend and seemed to want to sleep with me, but I was so afraid it could ruin our friendship and that I could develop feelings for her I backed off. Didn't hear from her since this. I should really have sleeped with her when I think about it, since the friendship would have been over anyway.

>>6199813
>I was too late and too shy and now I have to face the consequences
And that's why I resigned myself to be alone forever.

>>6199825
My sister is an educated, athletic woman and she can't find a man. Long story short: she spent the whole college studying and then began to make a career for herself. Now she's ready to settle but all the good, educated men are taken or just taking advantage of the dating pool. Gender ratio is becoming more and more female in the academics and as far as I know, some are taking the spoils of dating war as we speak.

>>6199832
>she spent the whole college studying and then began to make a career for herself. Now she's ready to settle but all the good
Same story for my sister, or me, but in my case lesbians are even rarer than finding a good man for a straight girl after 25. Or they're living thousand of miles away.

>>6199832
>Gender ratio is becoming more and more female in the academics
Also, straight women want to date someone with a similar education level (or higher). Educated straight men (while still preferring educated partners) don't care nearly as much about their partner's educational level. They're more likely than educated straight women to date an uneducated partner. Their educated female counterparts don't date uneducated men at the same rate. This exacerbates the imbalance of the straight dating-pool.

>>6199832

Meh. If you're straight/bi and still can't find anyone, you either lead a strange lifestyle in some way (polygamous, extremist religious or political beliefs, weird fetishes) or your standards are higher than what you deserve.

>>6199879
>or your standards are higher than what you deserve.
this is a problem experienced by all sexual orientations.

>>6199825
Sluts. What did I tell you.

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>>6199890
I was banking on the hope that my ugly ass could still get a qt gf who has lowered standards by virtue of being a desperate lonely lesbian. But then I see all these lesbian wedding photos and realize that people vastly still marry people in their looks range and very rarely do you actually see an uggo bag a cute girl.

Picrelated, my chances of a qt gf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU

>>6199170
>There just seems to exist a kind of hostiality towards men that really doesn't exist with gay guys towards women.

Personally for me? Every single guy I've met turned into a beta orbiter. It's why I'm very weary of dudes when I hang out with them. The only kinds of guys I trust are gay men or men who already have girlfriends. Single straight guys act like such fucking autists and even if they are chill and say "oh don't worry, i'm not like that" it's total bullshit. They're waiting for you to fall in love with them via friendship. Every "naw, i'm not like that. We're friends!" guy eventually begged me to date them after hanging out a couple times.

Straight girls are straight girls. They're the majority, they always got boy problems, but most of my friends are straight girls. Yeah, I get the stupid flirting but I never take it seriously anymore.

Bisexual chicks, sorry I just don't trust them. To many horror stories plus one of my own. They are only for fucking, not for relationships.

>>6199879
Why would anyone date someone who isn't at their level or higher? I would never date a person who is only interested in being an artist or actor without any true career prospects. If the person isn't at my level there's little point in maintaining such of a relationship.
>>6199875
Depends. Some have the "all American family"-type of idea with them and as far as I know, someone want an educated wife. But yeah, blue collar working men don't give that much thought to their partners education.
>>6199857
That's what I'm kinda worried about when I graduate. I just wish for a good partner and solid relationship. I guess I should be out there instead of shitposting but oh well.
>>6199890
More like if the partner is too low or too high for you, the relationship isn't going to work.

The trolling is strong in this thread.

>>6199890
I'm trying to get the very best I can manage ok

>>6199925
>I was banking on the hope that my ugly ass could still get a qt gf who has lowered standards by virtue of being a desperate lonely lesbian. But then I see all these lesbian wedding photos and realize that people vastly still marry people in their looks range and very rarely do you actually see an uggo bag a cute girl.

fuck you, I'm working out, i'm taking multiple jobs to save cash, and then I'm gonna get my face sculpted by South Korean plastic surgeons to become hot model tier and then get myself a girlfriend.

I used to be like you but now I'm on my way.

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>>6199936
>But yeah, blue collar working men don't give that much thought to their partners education.
I'm not talking about blue collar men. I'm talking about white collar men. they don't mind dating blue collar women. White collar women strongly prefer to date white collar men. Since young white collar men are already a minority (fewer men are going to college), more than 10% of white collar women will be left without a partner. That 10% will be higher, because a certain percentage of white collar men will marry blue collar women.

I'm hoping that this trend continues, and that genetics will somehow self-correct for this. About 20% of educated straight women will be partner-less. They'll try to go gay, but fail, and become depressed, and maybe commit suicide. Educated lesbian women will have an evolutionary advantage, since 20% of them won't automatically be partner-less due to a shortage of potential mates. Lesbians will thrive, have better evolutionary fitness than straight women, and become more plentiful in the gene pool. Straight women will evolve into lesbians.

>>6199943
>then I'm gonna get my face sculpted by South Korean plastic surgeons to become hot model tier

Ugh, I wish I could do this but then there's that part of my brain that, even if it works, goes "you'll only get a lot of superficial people orbiting you because you're hot and they don't care about anything but that. They don't care about you as a person. They care about the validation they get from a hot person giving them positive attention."

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>>6197552

>Jasper x Pearl

yes

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>>6199727

I like my girlfriend's dick...

(She's cis and it's a strap on but still.)

>>6200108
Why is a man posting here? Is chill lesgen definitely dead?

>>6200124

Wait are lesbians not allowed to use strap ons anymore?

>>6200056
>being this much of a paranoid sperg

you can make your bed out of shit and lie in that dung, but it's not gonna help you at all.

>>6200132
Since when a strap-on is a dick? Dicks are gross and ugly, and if you like them, there's chances you're not a lesbian.

>>6200108
I love how my cis girlfriend has a million dicks of every color and size. Customizable fun!

>>6200132
we can use strap ons. Its cool.

Muh favorite part is after she's fucked me good, she grabs the back of my head and forcefully makes me eat out her pussy. The best.

>>6200137

How is it paranoia? It's just the obvious truth that people pay attention to attractive people for selfish reasons. They'll only care about you for as long as you're able to stay pretty.

>>6200147

That's what she calls it, boo.

>>6200148

hnnnnnnng yes

It's only a dick if it can get you pregnant. Stupid lesbians.

>>6200161
>That's what she calls it
Then she might be a ftm. My condolences.

>>6200158
nigga plz. Sure there are shit people in the world who are like that, but most "shallow" (ie. attracted to good lookers) people know that they too will grow old and can't be picky. The trick is to find a pretty girl who takes care of herself but also accepts that she will age and understands that if she wants to age gracefully, she'll need to find a partner who's looking for the same.

>>6200167

That's a bold claim over not liking what my girlfriend refers to her strap on as.

>>6200173

>you're less likely to be hired for a job if you're ugly

>better looks correlate with higher pay

>your accomplishments are given more attention if you look attractive

>people treat you better if they like your face

I'm not saying I'm any better than anyone else when it comes to superficiality, but I don't know how you can reasonably deny this shit.

You'll never want to cuddle or hold anything else at night ever again once you've held a girl and fallen asleep with her in your arms.

>>6200164
So if a tranny cuts her balls off I can suck her girltinker and still keep my gold star?

>>6200225
THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH REASONS TO GET RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING

We're talking about love lives, but boosted career opportunities are a solid bonus for not being a fat fuck and being a /fit/ hottie.

Alright only pretty women with nice vaginas and higher education Pass this point.

>>6200250
Thanks for this feel anon. The one I'll never know.

>>6200408
But the hotter you are when you're young, the more depressed you'll end up later in life when you lose your looks and people stop caring about you.

>>6200250

The very best feels ever.

>>6200506
here's the problem with a lot of hot chicks.
They take their looks for granted. They do not build anything to improve themselves beyond their good looks. They don't push their careers, they don't improve their personalities. So most hot girls while pretty on the outside, are garbage on the inside.

This is not the kind of woman I'm looking for.

The smart hot chick, knows that her good looks aren't going to last. She knows she will not be young forever. She knows she has to prepare for the future where she can no longer depend on her youth to give her an edge. This chick focuses on getting a good job, focuses on her education, and hones her already clever intelligence. Then, when she finally hits the age number where her youth starts to fall, she's already mature, independent, and knows herself as a person. That's the woman I'm looking for.

>>6200556
Well then u better get out lookin' and stop wasting time on 4chins.

>>6200250

>got over my straigt-but-gay-acting-crush for months already
>randomly dream about cuddling and holding her in my arm, us together and happy
>wake up sad and lonely as fuck
>tfw I could still feel her in my arm

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>tfw people say they're attracted to people with intelligence and you barely have an IQ of 100

>>6198713
Fuck off yurpoor. No one cares about you fag asses.

>>6200687
It's ok anon, I'm legally retarded I'm still trying and there's still hope.

>>6200687
It's ok, bojack, you can appear as more intelligent if you read a lot of books, expand your vocabulary, and put a shit ton of effort into studying. Even intelligent people have to spend a good amount of time studying. Dedication and hard work beat out base intelligence.

I have an IQ of 136 last time I took a legitimate (non Internet) test, but I still have to spend a good amount of tone studying

>>6200687
>nearly 100
isn't that the average range that most people have?

Also sapiosexuality is total bullshit. People are attracted to people who are knowledge in common interests. A woman who has no idea how physics works isn't going to get wet when some nerd starts explaining equations and shit. Fuck no. She gets wet when some dark and cool guy/girl does this cool and clever trick using his/her smarts (think BBC's Sherlock who is basically a romanticized autist)

>>6200687

If you're /fit/ you don't need to be smart, Sarah Jessica Parker.
<spoilur>I'm so sorry</spoilur>

>>6200720
>A woman who has no idea how physics works isn't going to get wet when some nerd starts explaining equations and shit.

If she also looks o-k and smart, this would make my clit go instantly hard.

>>6200728
eww, jews

>>6200687
People may be attracted to intelligence, but it can also create a difficult gap to close. They'll use it as an excuse to alienate or dehumanize you, even while wanting to bone you. Besides, like >>6200719 says, hard work/effort/dedication will get you further in life and relationships than "raw" intellect.

sup lesbros?
who can recommend a movie thats going to make me cry as fuck?

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>>6200737
>this would make my clit go instantly hard.
If I read uncertainty principle to you and explain the movement of subatomic particles at absolute zero would that make your sissy clitty hard?

Had experience of women fighting over you? Jelousy and aggressive shoving matches is my fetish if the week.

>>6201005
The Crying Game.
It made me cry t b h

>>6201047
>physics
Boring. Everyone who wants to look smart learns physics. It's like the Neutral Milk Hotel of looking smart.

Now, if you can explain to me what the hell Derrida is talking about in Of Grammatology, then that'll get me wet.

>>6201047
belibe it or not, cis women's clits when aroused, do get engorged with blood and "get hard". It's like a balloon (the round ones, not the wiener shaped ones), when not aroused, the clit is small and withered and for me, actually painful and not fun to touch. When I am aroused, my clit swells up and is round and plump, and it feels good to rub.

But saying "muh clit is hard" has been taken over by trannies actually referring to their dicks so I don't blame you for being so touchy.

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>>6201005

>>6201047

Maybe, but referring to it as a "clitty" will make me go softer than a set of plump boobies.

I went on two dates/hang outs, I'm wondering if it's too needy to text her inbetween?
I wanna talk to her but I don't wanna seem desperate; idk when we'll see each other next; her work schedule is irratic

>>6201140
If you legit want to talk to her then go for it. What if someone really liked you and they talked to you because they liked talking to you? Wouldn't that feel good? She probably feels the same way.

Don't just talk because you feel obligated to though.

>>6201140
Just text her. Signals to her that you like talking to her.

>>6201126
delete this

>>6201155
>>6201163
Okay cool
I do like talking to her and it was fun kissing but I don't wanna come off as desperate

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>>6201122
>philosophy
literally waste of time.png
might as well major in lesbian inuit basket weaving

>>6201216
>implying you wouldn't love to buy a lesbian inuit basket

>>6201216
Joke's on you, I actually majored in computer science. I just like reading.

It's a crime that philosophy isn't a mandatory part of the high school curriculum in the US though.

>>6201275

>philosophy

Kek. They don't even teach us about taxes, stocks, how credit works, or other basic necessary financial stuff.

>>6201275
>It's a crime that philosophy isn't a mandatory part of the high school curriculum in the US though.
Are you fucking kidding me? What benefit do you think the average high school student would reap from that?

>>6201216
I've met some pretty attractive Inuit girls, if any of them had been lesbians I'd definitely have sought their basket-weaving wisdom.

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wat do?

>>6201298
That stuff should be mandatory too.

>>6201308
They would get exposed to arguments about how there's no God, no objective morality, no free will, no such thing as composite material objects, and no such thing as private property. Not all philosophers believe those things of course, but some do. It forces you to think about yourself and society in an entirely new way, and it teaches you a great deal of intellectual humility when you realize that everything you believed up to the current moment might be completely wrong. I think it opens up the path towards a more informed and humane citizenry.

>>6201337
I don't think that's real but if it is then that is so fucking cute.

>you will never take a girl out on a nice date and act the well-mannered lady but when you take her home you don't let her off with a kiss goodnight and end up forcing yourself on her and seeing her crying face as she begs you to stop but when it's over she just lays there, blankly staring at the wall. Pick up your stuff, snicker, and leave. Then she calls three days later trying to hang out again
Feels empty mangz.

>>6201338
>It forces you to think about yourself and society in an entirely new way
A good English teacher can do this already.

I also think it's mistaken to believe that mandating a class could force whatever revelations the study of philosophy has brought you from unwilling and woefully immature subjects.

>>6201429
>I also think it's mistaken to believe that mandating a class could force whatever revelations the study of philosophy has brought you from unwilling and woefully immature subjects.

Sounds like an argument against school in general, yeah?

I encourage you to continue to read and learn, is all.

>>6201469
What we really need is classes that are necessary for smart decisions/survival. Teach kids about managing their funds, about fields that they can go into, healthy choices, conflict resolution, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyj4JFSErrw

every damn day

>>6201338

I think you overestimate the good of humanity. More likely, it opens up the path towards a citizenry that thinks "well, if there's no objective morality and all moral values are questionable, then I can be as shitty a person as I want to be".

>>6201469
Seems like your study of philosophy hasn't taught you much about avoiding slippery slopes.

And when did we jump from talking about forcing philosophy classes on highschoolers to talking about me?

>>6201506
I think you're both overestimating kids of that age group, the most likely result is that they'll complain about the class, cheat and learn nothing at all.

>>6201500
i liked it, but it also made me cringe with fremdschämen (secondhand-embarrassment).

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I am pretty sure my male coworkers are hitting on me and I do not know how to feel. I don't get complimented on my looks often and I have never considered my appearance one of my best assets. But these boys at work are the most beta guys I've ever met and will do literally anything I say. I'm not even remotely attracted to them because boys are pretty nasty but these guys might be the ugliest I've seen yet. I think I should feel at least somewhat flattered but it's sort of making me feel worse. Have you ever had boys that you have to interact with on a regular basis interested in you? How do you deflect that kind of attention? I've been giving them the cold shoulder but it's just been making things worse.

>>6201545
Make out with a super hot model lady right in front of their faces. That'll show 'em you're not interested in guys.
If you can't get one of those, just casually mention you're gay. Might work too.

>>6201545
I usually employ a mix of cold shoulder and avoidance (except when interactions are work related, then it's all cheery professionalism) eventually they decide I'm a bitch and give up.

>I did both engineering major and philosophy minor
>minor in controls to but unrelated to this story
>idk mang philosophy was interesting
>interview for job
>"why the hell a philosophy minor?"
>"welp was taking a lot of philosophy classes to fill in my non-major requirements, realized needed one more to get a minor and went with it
>analytic philosophy was very interesting to me"
>guy at table impressed for some reason
>says of engineering graduates from his school, 5 years after school they most wish they'd learned more technical stuff in uni, 10 years after they wish they'd learned more business, 30+ years they wish they'd learned philosophy
>he himself wished he'd taken some philosophy
>got that particular job too
>turned it down cause ya know other job offer I really wanted
>but yeah philosophy didn't hurt me at any point

I've never liked this whole humanities v stem. You can do both if you want. Shit can coexist.

>>6201557
That's the worst part!! I have and it seems like no matter what I do, it makes them more interested. I'm mean to them, I ignore them or in some cases insult them. I lie about having a girlfriend and it just fuels them.

>>6201601
There's nothing you really can do but keep things professional, don't involve them in your personal life, and go about your business. Get a different position far away from them and complain if it gets to be stressful.

>>6201601
>I lie about having a girlfriend and it just fuels them.
Ew.

Remind me not to go into a male-dominated career if I ever decide to stop being NEET.

Maybe lie about having a mental illness or something? I'm struggling to think of something drastic enough to turn off this kind of level 100 clinger. If they get really persistent to the point of distracting you, you could call HR and complain about the work environment.

>>6201557
>put on a show for their benefit to prove you aren't intersted.
that's a stupid idea

>>6201653
That's why you go super sloppy with it. Stick your tongue in her nose, bite her upper lip and stretch it in every direction, straight up spit in her open mouth etc.
It might be hot at first, but it'll get real nasty real quick.

>>6201662
>implying that won't make their dicks even harder
oh you sweet summer child

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>>6201677
>oh you sweet summer child
i hate you. go back to trollx

>>6201631
>>6201637
A little more information on the situation. I work in a department store as a cashier, so most of the employees (these creeps and myself included) are college students. I'd quit but I have a really good standing with my boss and the rest of my coworkers so I'd rather not. These guys haven't gotten aggressive. They practically worship the ground I walk on. It's just rather unsettling to get followed around like a mother duck every minute of my shift.

>>6201718
Well you're not gonna get rid of them by traditional means. Until they see other women in their lives they will spend their time orbiting you. It's just how loser males are.

>>6201718
Are you like some kind of power dyke? Are you like a bro in a woman's body? Trying to discern if they want to date you, if they want a lesbro friend really desperately, or if they're the type of guy who secretly craves the presence of a dominant woman to be a slave to.

>>6201791
If they want to be friends you won't get a creep vibe. Even if they desperately want a friend they'll be seeing you as a friend, an equal. There is no excuse for these fools except that they're gross and should be exterminated.

>>6200737

>hot (apparently)
>good at physics
>trans

two out of three aint bad i guess

but i prefer critical theory to physics anyway

>>6201122

i havent read derrida specifically but the major failing of structuralism (saussure's semiology specifically) imo is that the unit of analysis is the fixed dichotomy of sign to signifier, rather than the dynamic and contextual relationship between the two

>>6201191
SHES TAKING A LONG TIME TO REPLY ITS BEEN A FEW HOURS USUALLY ITS INSTANANEOUS SHOULD I BE WORRIED?

>>6201898
But Saussure already recognized that the signifier-signified relation was arbitrary though, and that signs got their meaning not intrinsically but from their difference relations with others signs in the system. Sounds pretty dynamic to me.

>>6201926
I know it's rough, but do try to calm down sweetie. She's probably either busy or her phone's dead.

And that feeling when she texts back with "haha sorry I missed this"? Best feeling ever. Total and complete relief.

Unless you're me and you find out she actually was intentionally ignoring you, then you're crushed.

>>6201987
Okay okay
Yeah I need to chill

I hope she's not ignoring me, I really like her but I guess it's early enough that I'm not gonna be heartbroken just sad.

I'm wondering how many dates or how long we need to hang out to be girlfriends; I don't wanna ask too early; and we are both the "sub" so it's weird trying to figure out who does what

>>6201878
>>6201791
>>6201718
>>6201631
>>6201545
This is why men should work completely separated from women.
Have you tried dressing more modestly at work?

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>>6197552
Bara Waifu X Pearl Mom 5 EVER

>>6198506
they also have the biggest clits in the animal kingdom, so large they use them as cocks to fuck each other

>>6201974

hmm okay, lemme take another jab at this:

taking sign and signifier as the unitary element of analysis wrt knowledge misrepresents empirical manifestation for phenomenological basis; in other words, poststructuralists (to the best of my readings) tend to focus more on the systems which produce knowledge, which includes relationships of power, the inherent multiplicity of representation (in math nerd terms you could say that the set of signifiers is neither injective nor surjective onto the set of signified), and the contextual/spatiotemporal manifestation of knowledge - you cannot say that any given subset of signifiers/signified is equivalent to another because knowledge is inextricable from the conditions in which it was produced

>>6201005
Boys Don't Cry

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https://gigidigi.itch.io/lady

kinda /wcg/ but those comics are all about gay boys and i thought this might be appreciated more here

Dang I love Fingersmith. Just finished reading Affinity afterwards though and it didn't stack up, sadly.

>>6202168
I miss that time of the internet when every other webcomics was fantasy/sci-fi with lesbians.

>>6200167
Then that makes her gender confused and you straight

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>>6201637
FWIW it does vary. I'm in a male-dominated career and I don't get this shit. Or I'm completely oblivious to it. Either way, it's fine.

>>6201338
>no god
>objective morality
>no private property
they already teach communism in school tho you stupid marxist piece of shit

>>6202618

private property isnt the same as personal belongings, you know that right?

>>6201530
I took a required philosophy class in high school and this is about what happened.

>everyone bitching about an extra writing class
>ugh they're just like saying what we kinda think sometimes already but in smarter words why is this necessary?
>group discussions devolve into edgy athiest vs christians on god no matter what fucking topic
>no one paying attention to the logic or argument structures
>otherwise same rote memorization of basic definition and concepts you need for points on exams and essays
>also everyone in class mispronouncing famous philosophers for fun cause it'd piss off the teacher

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>>6202143
I'm not the anon you replied to, but this post literally got me aroused. I want to grab your face and kiss it, you critical-theory babe. fuck. I hope you're relatively fit, because then I'll seriously be in love

>>6202812
>>6201898
Tbian pls do your gross shit in your containment generals.

>>6202143
I don't know what most of those words mean, but I understand what you wrote.

>>6202812

i dunno if im fit but im very skinny (like 5'9" 115lbs-ish?)

im in a relationship but it might be on its last legs

>>6202942

good! i strive for intelligibility because whats the point of writing all that stuff if it cant be understood?

>>6202833

sorry i wish i wasnt trans either :(

>>6202969
Seriously get the fuck out. You guys can't be gassed fast enough.

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>>6202969
>sorry i wish i wasnt trans either :(
me too. Pls leave.

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>>6196977
Is it shallow to refuse to date non-gold stars? I'm asking for a friend.

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>doing step aerobics
>side kicks part of routine
>every time I kick up my labia separate
>air rushes over my clit
>feels fucking weird
>every time I bring my leg down my labia close and trap a weird pocket of air
>weird pocket of air awkwardly works its way out just in time for next side kick
>repeat until end of workout
why are my genitals being fucking weird at me

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>>6203014
You can date whoever the fuck you want for whatever fucking reason you want.

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>>6196977
>lesbian general
>OP image is a woman drawing back her fist to punch another

Come on, this has to be intentional at this point.

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>>6203017
When I was taking a yoga class, I discovered that by doing a shoulder stand, my vagina would fill up with air. When I brought my legs back down, I would queef.
Loudly. Every time.
I stopped doing shoulder stands and just pretended they were too hard for me.

>sometimes at home, I'll do it by myself just to giggle at the sound and sensation.

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Random straight guy anon here.

Sorry to barge in but do you also get "bitches are fucking crazy" when you are in a relationship with a girl or by merit of also being a female allow some understanding of your partner's incomprehensible behaviour?

Just curious.

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>>6202969
Don't disclose your trans status in lesgen you idiot

>>6203004
>>6203007

im just here for the critical theory, friends

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>>6202833
im not trans, though. I'm an average height, athletic, blondehairblueeyes cis lesbian. of course that anon was trans, I knew no cis les would ever have such an interest in critical theory...:(

>>6203078

my understanding of critical theory is inexplicably tied to my identity so it would be specifically disingenuous in this context

anyway ill bounce if people are gonna make a deal out of it, peace yall

>>6203086
>philosophy
It's like the humanities for men. All of the bullshit and the added benefit of not being shat on by STEM because men.

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>>6203058
I'm glad I'm not alone. Do you get it with squats, too? I get it so bad with squats.

>>6203113

i learned those things by majoring in feminist studies

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>>6203118
I think I need to have my heart lower than my hips, and my knees to be spread wider for it to happen. If I have my butt in the air like pic, it'll happen sometimes. If my labia are spread in this pose,it'll suck right in.

I don't have the problem in downward dog, bridge, or squats. Dunno why not.

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>>6197418

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>>6203186
Do you have a turbo-innie like me? I wonder if all women have this problem or if there's a particular vagina shape that gives us the cunt bubbles.

>>6203229
No, I actually have an outie. Jealous tho

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>>6203385
Not gonna lie, it's p. nice. Saves me from period mishaps too.

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>>6203092
I am also trans and the only way typical lesgen DOESNT shit itself and go apeshit is by avoiding your T-status
The terf types/trolls seem to be a minority but it's a very vocal and distracting minority

>>6203474
No, we're in the majority here. No matter how much you try you'll never be a real woman. Please do the world a favor and blow your brains out, thx.

>>6203474
>actively trying to make lesgen shit itself by talking about it
The other tgirl already got the idea.

Let's talk about vaginas.

>>6203410
It's no surprise that you have a perfect vagina. You're too perfect in every way, cutie.

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>>6203490
D-d-does that mean you'll dress up like my waifu and sit on my face, anon?

>>6201005
The Phantom of the Opera.
the phantom loves her, but just because hes different the girl chooses the good looking guy that has everything, all the wile the when the phantom and the girl are together they make beautiful music together, but just because of his scars he cant have her, and he knows it. It what makes him sad most of his life. He loves her so much, he lets her go. He loves her so much that he lets her go.
Its sad, but beautiful at the same time.

>>6203498
Sure. I kind of look like her, a little bit. Not nearly as fit though.

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>>6203502
>Sure. I kind of look like her, a little bit.
Literally salivating tbqh. How fast can you get to California?

>Not nearly as fit though.
None of us are. She's too perfect for this world. Have you SEEN those abs?

>>6201662
But seriously do you have ANY life experience at all?

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I feel like this might have been a better OP pic, in retrospect.

>>6203507
>How fast can you get to California?
How much money can you wire to me?

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>>6203562
I work in software so... plenty.

>>6203562
>>6203581

I am now shipping it.
Make it happen ladies

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>tfw no cold-fish gf who is never in the mood for sex but also considers masturbation to be cheating

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>>6203581
>he works in tech industry
What a surprise another tbian that works in computers.
Go to your containment thread

>>6203809
I've been in a weirdly asexual mood, so I can be this for you right now.

I wonder if it's the meds I started taking for neck problems.

I still might want to do oral though, I just don't want anyone near my vagina for some reason. It's making me sad. I like sex normally. I wonder if this is similar to how trans men feel.

Coming home from my vacation. Thinking of creating a "chill lesgen", it failed but it was decent enough as a distraction method. God I hate nasty non gold star uggo fatty y chromosomes so so much.

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>>6204099
This thread has gotten p chill. Minimal trolling and only one tranny in 200 posts. Not bad, ladies.

>>6203809
There should be more pics of Mormon qts in this thread. So I can decide if I want to convert to Mormonism or not.

>>6204132
I'd prefer a few Levantine Muslims. The kind who are super horny and kinky between the sheets but cute and somewhat submissive in the public.

>>6204132
>>6204138

Screw you both, Catholic lesbians are clearly best lesbians.

>>6204164
>>6204138
>>6204132
Norse lesbians are the best girls. Lesbians from other religions are just waiting for viking raiders to take them into spear maidens harem. Is there a better life for repressed religious girls than live as concubines for Queen of Norge?

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Heh. Ladies like dat ass.
Guess I better get going on muh squats.

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>>6204346
>tfw it's been so long since you had your face in another girl's butt

I need it dammit.

>>6204346
So lesbian butt doctor? If I wrote a story like that it would be a success yeah?

>>6204400
If it was a story about a lesbian doctor who had to check my butt to make sure I was, um... developing normally. Yeah, let's go with that. That would be great.

>>6204390

Lesbian MILF doctor who examines a virgin patient with a great ass and makes her squirt with a strap-on, apparently.

>>6204520
FUND IT

>>6204520
that sounds actually quite good

>>6204520
I mean yeah, that's pretty much perfect.

The question is, would you rather be the doctor or the patient, lesgen?

>>6204574
Doctor. Suits me because of my education.

>>6201595
>Shit can coexist.
yo. you, i like you

>>6203086
i do. and still i would choose said transgirl, who cearly knows how to use her brain, over you anytime, miss "muhh- stereotype"

>>6204574

Patient.
>tfw no gf to make you squirt for the first time

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>>6203756
>tfw no qt gf who looks like melissa benoist to pay to fly over to me so she can dress up like my waifu and sit on my face

>>6203995
Nah, I'm a rare actual female working in tech. I get paid less than my male colleagues and everything. There's are dozens of us, dozens!

>>6205175
>I get paid less than my male colleagues and everything.

Please tell me youre just memeing.
Please?

>>6204080
Genital dysphoria is pretty common for them.

>>6205167
>tfw made a 30yo MILF moan and squirt the first time ever when I played with her.

>>6203995
I knew many female tech workers, and I left the industry over a decade ago.

>>6205214
Sadly way to true...

>>6205214
No, I actually get paid less than male colleagues. It's still a lot, but it's less.

>>6205468

If you know that for sure, can't you confront your boss or boss's manager about it and be like "dude, this doesn't look good"

>>she still hasn't texted me back after I texted her yesterday afternoon

LESGEN IM WORRIED

>>6204520
In my rendition I'm the virgin doctor who makes the lesbian milf patient with the great ass squirt using my strap on.

>>6205559
I tried that. Got fired for it.

>>6198903
>Lexa

>>6199774
>Allison Scagliotti

Master race taste.

>>6205670

>Allison Scagliotti
Jesus I love her so hard.

>>6200147
Well, considering they are molded after dicks and clearly shaped like them.....

>>6203086
>I wish I spent longer doing my eyebrows

Oh God, that feel.

>>6201308
Learning how to avoid using logical fallacies in debate.
Critical Thinking
Deductive Reasoning

#notallstrapons are molded after dick though

besides, it's not like a strap on can go limp, or ejaculate, and at the end of the day you can take it off

>>6205763
So everything that is oblong shaped looks like a dick for you?

my girlfriend is pooping with the door open

>>6205559
Yeah, if I wanted to look for a new job. Which I don't, because my job's easy as fuck, I like my coworkers, and I don't take it home with me.

There's a big difference between what you're entitled to and what you can realistically enforce.

>>6205780

you can get strap ons that ejaculate if youre into that kind of thing

>>6205841
I'm not the only one who would find this hot right?

>>6205858
NGL, if a "lesbian" has a thing for ejaculating strap ons... it does make me question her sincerity

>>6205878

i dont judge i just like girls but yeah it sounds a little gross

there was some video i saw about how some lesbian couple used one to get one of them preggers

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>>6205891
Ew. Sounds nightmarish

>>6205776
We definitely touched on those in English class at my school, but I'm not American.

>>6205902

ivf was too expensive and the other option was a turkey baster so i cant say i dont see where they were coming from if they really wanted a baby that badly

>>6205607

Surely you can sue for damages? That's blatant discrimination if you evidence that your male colleagues made more and you got fired for asking for equal pay.

>>6205962

haha good one

>>6205962
Yeah I'm gonna sue with a lawyer with my less money job against a much richer company that I can't work at any more and no other company is gonna hire me after.

But really best thing is to go in ask for money and be prepared. If you're good you'll have other job options, you should know what that standard salary for your experience and work is. Put in a request for more money but have a job lined up so that if that fails you can leave with something else.

>>6205962
I don't want to, it was the guys that did it, and I loved the excusive director, she was awesome, but by the time she came in the men had already done their damage, she could not save me.

>>6205994
yeah, I'm trying to find a job right now, its kind of hard seeing as that I work in a Seriously Male dominated industry. Nobody believes I can do it, and the ones that do, are afraid that I will make them look like less of a man by showing them up.

>tfw no dominant femme gf with whom I can discuss hair and make-up with

You nerds told me that being a dominant femme myself would get all the ladies to swoon over me.

>>6206016
Eh never had that particular problem in getting hired. Usually it's just that when I am on a job and if it's a factory fix kinda shit I'll catch some attitude about "hrm this young girl telling ME what to do hurhur I been hire 50 years and she my boss now cause of her EDU-CA-SHION bullshit".

To which I usually respond "welp I'm only here cause you're fucking up. so if you'd fuck up less you wouldn't have to look at me".

I kill at interviews though. Especially compared to other stem people in the field.

I kinda wanna ask what you're skill/job is. Are you in Texas or the south or Pennsylvania? I'm not promising finding you some shit but I know places opening position in those areas in engineering.

>>6206087

Being a dominant femme will only get submissive femme gfs to swoon over you.

But seriously we're nerdy virgins, don't listen to us.

>>6206087
That is sexy. I would swoon over you in a second. and I would discuss hair and make-up with you all day, mind you I don't use make-up but I know everyone likes MAC and I have no real hair, but I still get my hair cuts at a salon and have it styled. Hell even considering getting my hair dyed to get rid of my salt and pepper

>>6205878

The idea of my womb being filled with her girlfluid....I really can't decide whether that's hot or gross.

>>6206016
What industry?

>>6206096
Well that's what happens to me, the only reason I tend to get the job is because someone is fucking up so bad that I have to be brought in, I have a nasty habit of raising productivity 300% and everywhere I have ever worked reflects that. But naw I live in California, just turned down a job in Hollywood because I couldn't handle the 405 parking lot in the morning. I'm willing to move to get paid a decent wage, but I would have to be able to keep a really big percent of my income.
p.s. I work in maintenance border-line engineer. I go around fixing things all day. used to do it freelance, but I cant charge people for shit. I suck at that part.

>>6206148
Like I'm currently working on getting my contractors license.
Everything I know how to do is 5000 dollar jobs and up.

>>6206124
It wouldn't make me pregnant so I think I'm fine with it.

The idea of ejaculation is gross though. If she's going to fill me with girlfluid, the only acceptable method would be for it to slowly drip into me while we're tribbing.

>>6206124

I'm kinda into it. I think fluids are hot.

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>>6203995
That woman in the picture is perfect. That sense of humor tickles me pink.

Fug I need a humorous gf. Even a lady friend. I've gotten back in touch with an old lesbian friend, but she seems depressed after her last relationship ended. I should invite her over to my house to lift weights and have a few beers. Reconnect as friends. My sense of humor and story telling only works on the drunk and those that appreciate irony. When people take me at face value it just gets awkward.

>>6204346
YES
YES
YES
MY MASSIVE WHITE ASS HAS APPEAL OUTSIDE OF COLLEGE BOYS.

I had sincerely thought genetics had fucked me with this butt. Lesbians all seem to like skinny ladies or settle for lards but my muscular ass is actually an asset? Oh sweet lawdy, hold me, Imma bout to faint.

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>>6206016
Welcome to IT
or engineering
Or any science

Fuggin trying to get a geology job and they just see me as a potential rape victim on site. I need to get ugly or even more muscular or something. OH WELL GOTTA INTERVIEW AT A LIQUOR STORE
WHO NEEDS A JOB WORKING IN THEIR INDUSTRY OVER THE SUMMER?
not
I

>>6206229
Post your butt.

>>6206148
>>6206166
Yeah sounds like you really have to figure how to charge people best. I lucked out and have a great mentor for this shit. I charge for such minor shit like my lunch and gas to plane tickets and everything really. But I work for a company full time and am not under freelance thank god.

>>6206166
My brothers are in contracting. I'm so proud of them for finally getting their shit together I sometimes fantasize about quitting my job and heading the more business side of their shit. They've worked with women contractors and like it fine enough but say the only thing that bothers them with women contractors is they tend to micromanage and be far too into details that don't matter in the long run.

>>6206087
I don't know how to use that shit. My hair is naturally pretty cool with it being long (I'm lazy) and wavy and all lightly reddish blonde. I never learned how to use makeup. I didn't want to bother with it between all the sweating I do and sleeping and such.

I'd rather talk about other interests and hobbies. Also the deep shit. I always get people to spill the deep shit easily. Probably because I'm more than willing to listen without being dismissive. Gets people way too attached to you way too fast, especially since I pick people up bridal style and give them piggy back rides at parties. Makes tall girls feel good and small girls impressed. Best party trick.

>>6206261
I'm deleting this in a few minutes don't repost or I'm never posting again.

>>6206304
It seems you do not know of the archive.

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>>6206313
Titties.
Well you got your fat ass at least. Imma go squat 255 and forget of my lapse in judgement.

>>6206334
I'm not the one that asked, but thanks?
Well, at least it didn't have any metadata, so it's not as bad as some manage to fuck up. (Seriously, location enabled on iPhones constantly?)

>>6206268
That's the thing though, men Hate details, so they over look them all the time, or when there is a girl on site, they think its funny to make the girl do all the detailing, not knowing that they them-selves are making the girl to have a detailed oriented eye. like when I first got in to the industry all the men would make me do the really sharp stuff, but they didn't know if it made a difference or not, they just thought it was making busy work for me, but then when I got better all of a sudden they realized they needed me, the better I got the bigger the project. I love the kind of work I do. I mean the only thing that would interest me more would be to work as a doctor. but that is Way to much school for my taste. I was already an emt for a year, and it pays squat. I need a job where people aren't intimidated by me, and the only way I see that happening is if the men on the site ARENT LAZY and ACTULLY know more than I do.

>>6206304

;______________;

I missed it.
I want butt.
I want butts with timestamps.

>>6206377
Learn how to use the archive.

>>6206388

Wat do.
http://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/archive

>>6206346
I don't know how people manage to fuck up so severely. I only ever post pictures I send, then resend through messaging systems. Maybe not the smartest, but it doesn't have any traceable data as far as I can tell.

>>6206399
When this thread expires, you can find it in the archive. It will have all posts.

Just create conversation in this one and get it deleted faster.

Or have a browser open that displays deleted content when the content was already posted.

Looks like there's gonna be another decent film at Cannes with some lezzie action.

http://www.vulture.com/2016/05/korean-lesbian-revenge-thriller-takes-cannes.html

>>6206348
I get that but I also get their bitching about details since they're just flipping houses kinda contracting so in that kinda shit why give a fuck about the paneling detail. You aren't gonna live there and whoever buys the house is likely to change all that detail shit to their tastes.

But yeah if the men are intimidated it's cause they're shit at their work.

>>6206016
Stfu about that. I mean who cares if it's male predominant. If you truly are good at what you do your gender won't matter. Geez first world problems.

>>6206455
>If you truly are good at what you do your gender won't matter

Sometimes. Hopefully most of the time, but sometimes arsey men do make it matter. When they're used to not seeing women applying for a job, women unfortunately have to work much harder to prove themselves to get rid of preconceived notions held by some male bosses and coworkers.

Just within this past month or so, I've read two stories of suicide by female firefighters that mentioned bullying by coworkers as a factor.

>>6206377
It was weird any way. Giant ass, but some strange sweater and grey sweat capris.

>>6206486
I mean maybe but I always play the cards I'm handed with. I mean I worked a stem job where I seriously was the only female out of like 50 guys. It was great as I got my own bathroom. I mean I carried myself pretty well and wasn't some whore or anything and I had no problems. Then again I'm in Utah so idk.

>>6206486
You want that job? You have to be seriously capable. Fuck all the obese male firefighters. You have to be a woman who is excellent at bantz to get by. They bring up your gender? You bring up their pregnancy status. You lift weights on all downtime. You become that much more capable than them. You know everything there is to know about how fires behave. You shit on them performance wise.

That's how I'm hoping to get into my career of choice. I'm fucking good at it and know how to talk with males. Thanks 4chan. Trolling is good for something.

>>6206525
>Thanks 4chan. Trolling is good for something.

And then end up getting beaten or killed because some dude can dish it out but can't take it.

>>6206525
There's a difference in the types of jokes that are generally tolerated tbqh

>female boss pokes fun at guys shirt
>okay.jpg
>female boss makes jokes about guy's penis
>helloooo sexual harassment lawsuit

And one could argue that insulting a coworker's gender isn't typically "equal treatment", given the gender in the majority isn't teased in that specific way basically ever.

>>6206560
Fuck that, I lift weights and know the most basic of basic judo thanks to a college elective. I know what to hit, and I know when to run. I live within a city that has some very shady people. I've stared down a group of black kids (probably my age, but you know) and after a tense moment I lit up a cigarette (I smoked then, now I'm a dorky ass vaper) and they were pretty friendly. One guy said they were planning on robbing me, but "someone must have told me how to act right" (his words). We talked a bit, then I went to do my jury duty. We were right by the court house the entire time. Ffffuuuun stuff. Oh chicago, you sweet thing. I've held the door open for black men while saying let me get that for you sir and they look like they just got shot. It's fixing amazing what happens when you have to go to the poor areas but you're armed with self confidence and trust in other people.

The only people who have hurt me were "friends". Oh and one white teenage boy who broke my nose at a show on accident. I got twenty bucks and a few drinks from him after blowing my bloody snot at him and calling him out.

>>6206433
I'm still gonna watch it but was made aware Sarah Waters read the screenplay and preferred it be "inspired by" Fingersmith instead of "based on". It will be more of a triangle including the count instead of the lesbian romance.

>>6206662
Yeah, it's all about delivery and communication
You have to judge if they're actually malicious or not. If they're honestly trying to be mean, you deliver the same back and stare them in the eye and then IMMEDIATELY joke about it so that people who are watching get a relief of tension. If you're alone and this happens then you bring it up with a manager, stating exactly what happened and exactly why it came across as malicious. If the manager is shitty about it, you confront the person by asking what their problem is, not confrontational though. You have to be active and get the situation into your hands, not just leaving it in the aggressors.

I've had to deal with this at a shitty job I've had. Git ended up throwing generic insults. He was powerless in the end. He knew if he took it further he'd get into deep shit. Other coworkers liked me enough to think he was the asshole. He quit a month later.

>>6206678
>triangle including the count

Beh. I guess I expected too much of Korea, who is so conservative that their 25-year-old female idols have to pretend to be virgins.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10232166

pls respond

http://www.strawpoll.me/10232197

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>>6206809

>mfw no site to socialize with mainly middle-aged single lesbians

>>6206846
30 something is not middle aged, especially for women. Get with it girl. 48 and up and you're looking at middle age.

>>6206873
Coming from someone who's 23 by the way. Really, you're not allowed to begin feeling old until you're nearing your 50s.

Don't you know most people don't even produce their best work until they're after their 50s? You just have a lot of good work and effort ahead of you.

>>6206873

I meant like 40+.

I crave the attention of established, wise, secure, confident, stable older women who own a home and know what they want in life.

I'd even date a butch if it means she has the standards men have and doesn't about her gf being anything but cute, sweet, young, and decently sane....but I have yet to find a woman with such low standards.

>>6206743
Films in Korea are explicit as fuck.

>>6206901
Gotta have a personality and goals of your own bb. Spend some time alone and develop yourself. Get some good friends and build some social networks. All it takes is adding people on Facebook and messaging them fun shit. Invite them ti your own parties and you'll develop a social group. Join a society that fits your professional interests. Make a dating profile that states that you're looking for older professionals. There's so much you could do. Seize the opportunities.

>>6206921
>Spend some time alone and develop yourself.

Whenever I have alone time, I just end up on here.
>tfw

>>6206938
So stop it. In shit posting here between lifts. Imma go drink some beers, watch some children's cartoons with my little bro, then go on a five mile walk. Get with it girl. I draw too. Speaking of which I did a blastoise for someone that I've yet to post. Imma go find that after my next set.

Just fill your time. You'll feel better. Not even joking.

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Here's those blastoise I promised

>>6207044
Ohhh, you're geoanon right? You lift? You looked kinda scrawny in that butt photo you posted.

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>>6207068

>>6207074
Eat dick. I bench 150 and squat 255.

...it's not like I'm insecure about my lifts or anything you dork!

>>6207087
Post flex arms.

>>6206334

Bad Pearl is my favorite. I wanna go smoke cigs and be a delinquent with her.

>>6207094
You first, beebs. I'm done posting pictures to random inquiries.

>>6207111
Yes. Let's go feel shitty together. Like we can't escape our pasts. Those embarrassing moments will always haunt us, but we can chase them away for a little while.

>>6207074
And fuck you. My ass sticks out like a sore thumb in every picture someone takes of me. Like it literally sticks out like a backpack. You can balance drinks on the damn thing. If I was flexing my calves in that picture they would have looked like butts.

>>6207113

Oh, that big white girl butt was yours?

>spams lesgen for deletion so to see geoanon butt<

>tfw say something flirty to cute girl
>then hit by wave of spaghetti
>try and say other things to try and distract from the flirty thing
>panic
>embarassed

IM SO AUTISMAL FUCK

>>6207157
>You can balance drinks on the damn thing.

Is that an invitation?

I desire a girl with short hair and huge boobies. Preferably a dusting of freckles and glasses.

>>6206455
Uhhh have you ever unintentionally been really really good at your job and then had people get mad at you for it? Try it around men. An NO its not a first world probem dumb shit, machismo is the word for it in Spanish, the only difference is the man can beat the fuck out of you in third world country's and get away with it. kind of like the military and rape, its ok because your male friends said so.
No but really do you have ANY real life experience?

>>6206438
I tried to go out on my own once. dude straight walked up behind me and tried to kiss me. I was all like Nope! here's your money back I cant do this job for you. find someone else.
and most of the details I'm working is protection against water damage, I don't even give a shit about paint. that's the small stuff. details to me are like electrical problem's and bad plumbing .
what they get mad at is that they sent in a girl to fix their fuck up. They hate that

>>6207121

You wanna go get a drink?

>>6206501
how in the hell did you get your own bathroom, I didn't even get time to use the bathroom when I was on my period.

>>6207208
That is so normal. Don't even worry. That's how you test the water to see if they're gay.

>>6207329

Oh I know she's gay from delicious personal experience.

I just autism hard.


>>6207323
Someday, we'll forsee obstacles.

>>6207344
Still normal then. Invite her out for something one on one. No movies unless you make one on one plans afterwards.

>>6207344
Face stained in the [spoiler]pavement[/spoiler]

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>tfw no qt tsundere anime gf
Just kill me fâm.

>>6207360
What the fuck has happened to the spoiler tag?

Has the code changed?

>>6207292
I would love to. Do you like barcades? I have three in mind. Bring your quarters. Headquarters, Emporium, and Logan Hardware are all good. Maybe split a burger at Kuma's if you want.

>>6207369
>being this new

>>6207369

No spoilers on legbutts

>>6207371

Sounds lovely but I'm trapped out on the West Coast. But hey, maybe our paths will cross one day, yeah?

>>6207157
post pic

>>6207323
>We could run away
>Before the light of day
>You know we always could
>The mountains say
>The mountains [spoiler]say[/spoiler]

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>>6207426
Whhhhyyyy can't we just mash our vaginas together. The city of big shoulders can hold you!

>>6206713
My supervisor would laugh in my face and tell me I couldn't do the work because he didn't want me to. At the time there was no ED so I got so much shit thrown my way, there was no way my ED could save me by the time we had a new one.

>>6207298
I mean I was the only female so. That narrows it down.

>>6207364
>tfw you can't be an anime girl
>tfw irl tsunderes are just """violent""" and """abusive""" and """mentally ill"""

Any femanons into punk/pop punk/emo?

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That feel when you see not one, but TWO cute lesbian couples when you're out doing your shopping.

Kill me. I'm so much cuter than them too, but I'd settle for any of em at this point. When I get my summer job at Binny'sI'm going to hit on all the cute ladies that come in and give them good beer recommendations.

>>6206099
Submissive femmes are also fine, I just want qt gf.

>>6206112
>MAC
Eh, I guess some of their lipsticks are good, I don't buy many MAC products though.

>>6206281
We can discuss our dark pasts whilst you're carrying me anytime, Sunshine.

>>6207715
I'm into punk and Ska amongst many other things. Just saw Streetlight Manifesto yesterday. How about psychobilly? Koffin Kats? Mad Sin? Or something like Bomb the Music Industry? Leftover Crack and the Crack Rock Steady? Morning Glory?

Name some names.

>>6205994
>But really best thing is to go in ask for money and be prepared. If you're good you'll have other job options, you should know what that standard salary for your experience and work is. Put in a request for more money but have a job lined up so that if that fails you can leave with something else.
Yeah, line up another job, and give two weeks notice. If they counter offer, consider your options. You now have two pay increases to choose from.

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>>6207496
ALREADY DID

YOU post pic

I can't stop thinking about this girl I have no chance with, my heart hurts. H-hold me lesgen

If I'm in love with the smell of my own vjayjay will I like other women's as much? Does every woman love the smell of her vjj or is that unusual?

>>6201545
>>Have you ever had boys that you have to interact with on a regular basis interested in you?
Oh god I was swarmed with guys following me around back in HS. A few would look for any excuse to touch, hug, get close to me or surprise lift me up from behind "HAHA! I GOT YOU ANON!" I hated that shit. I'm not a bitter person but I had this one guy I had to sit next to who thought it was funny trying to tickle me constantly in class since I'm ticklish. I told him to stop but he refused and it got seriously annoying after a month of me asking nicely for him to stop. I ended up punching him in the face instinctively and giving him a bloody nose and he passed out cold. I had detention for a week but it was worth it to see him scared of me.
I would tell guys I'm not interested in them and it would just go in one ear out the other to the point I cut even speaking to them unless I had to. Especally desperate beta weebs, you speak to them once and they fall for you so fast, they will cling to you like a tick for being the first girl to speak to them.

>>How do you deflect that kind of attention?
Straight up avoid them.
Most guys hope to be that one guy to convert you to becoming straight and never really refuse to accept it.

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>>6207953
Satan let's be best friends. We can punch dweebs together.

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Back from my vacation. Back to reality. All you miserable sloots and these filthy y chromosomal anime/SU posters. I am both upset and pleased to see you.