/mtfg/ - Here & Now Edition

1st for tfw no bf

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Daily reminder to love your body no matter what

Autism

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>>6167553
>listing me with the other dudes
nigga

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>tfw gf

i-i like this feel ~

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>tfw no pre cum soaked penises to suck

>>6167553
feels good, good representation of me, constantly an attention seeking cunt. lmao

>>6167559
Except for fat people

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Holy shit.

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>>6167563
#feelsgood
:D :D
you the best. whats your favorite candy?

>>6167562
Aww! You want to be one of the girls?

>>6167568
Yeah it's the most baffling thing ever since it appears to be completely opposite what you'd expect

>>6167563
gimme one
>>6167562
don't worry birdie, in my eyes you'll always be a goofy looking girl

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>>6167568
kek

gotta love all the fucking misinformation surrounding our lives

>>6167553
>no me in the picture
I shitpost all day how did I get left out

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>>6167569
hm hard question desu it's so hard to pick just one. . . . . Umm lemme think. . . . . probs skittles the tropical kind! Or maybe peach/apple rings

>>6167579
where did you get that picture of me

>>6167568
Yeah. The DoJ is going all in, it looks like.

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>>6167562

you haven't been properly sissified yet, birdy-chan

>>6167563

it is a pretty nice feel ^__^

>>6167566

>tfw a hoe that gets too much male attention
i too feel this trip is a good representation of me

>>6167565
I don't really want a man and if you had one and brought up precum soaked penis he would give you a strange look. Maybe he will ask who's cum it is, do you want to soak his penis with cum, or do you want him to soak your penis with cum. If he is a decent straight guy he will just excuse himself and make sure you never meet again.

I'm in a moral dilemma
I don't like korra but asami is really cute and it's kinda making me like them
I never asked for this

>>6167553
I should trip so that I can be cool and on these meme machine images

>>6167587
*I don't think you really want a man

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>>6167586
>lumped me in with the chasers next to a fedoralord
F I X I T
>>6167580
get better taste in birds

>>6167589
No you're just becoming delusional.

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>>6167574
I would if I could anon I kinda stumbled on mine D:

>>6167586
ya I like it a lot

>mfw I just realized I'm not a trans Ian but a str8 male

phew glad imma boy desu

>>6167596
Autism speaks

>>6167598
not a transbian

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>>6167589
>i never asked for this
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry :(
>asami is really cute
>,< t-thanks i think.
>>6167581
>skittles the tropical kind
omgggg i love skittles :D :D i'm also a teeennyy weenny bit ocd and seperate my skittle by flavor before i eat them, ;P. o but but my favorite candy umm, >,< well like can i pick gushers? I just love the explosion of flavor on the inside, its like an orgasm in your mouth >///<

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>>6167586
Birdy said I could feminise her :3

>>6167596
You have a lovely girly voice

>>6167582
Rare pic of you

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>>6167603
it dependa on my mood desu sometimes I'll separate them or other times I'll mix em up. so it's not an out there habit. then again I have a touch of the ocd too so maybe were both just weird LOL

wow l-lewd but gushers Are really gud tho top tier taste

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Sup fegetz ?

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>>6167589

be nice to everyone, senpai.

>>6167596

but....birdy-chan..... you are a chaser........ ;-;

>>6167598

same, same...

>>6167606

he tells all of the girls that

When did /mtfg/ become the Asperger's Syndrome support community of 4chan?

>>6167611
help me write my essay on the treaty of Versailles

>>6167616
as soon as you joined, bitch

hello mtfg! how is everyone today?

my friend is asking me for advice about whether she should get a breast reduction and idk at all what to tell her

>>6167615
;n;
B-but I'm a boy!

>>6167606
>>6167586
Ok. Sissify me

>>6167615
don't lump birdy in with my please, she is not a true chaser.
>>6167620
just ask her if you can have them, idiot

>>6167559
I say no

>>6167620
why would you ask us? boops can always be bigger

>>6167615
I'm sure one day Birdy will stop breaking girls' hearts and let one, special girl help her come out. Until that day, though...

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>>6167615
>tfw str8 male

we should start a club edie

>>6167553
Well I'm finally off the trip group hurrah

>>6167618
why would you need that for your physics class
and versailles is something every 12yo should know

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>>6167637
>str8 male
Whatever makes you happy :)

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>>6167606
Whatever it takes to cheer you up, ukno?

oh, yes, a deep and lovely girl voice.
>>6167615
I ain't no girl and I ain't no chaser
>>6167636
my mom and a bunch of friends called me pretty when I shaved my face clean the other day

I'm just a pretty man, not a girl

>>6167629
that's what I keep saying lol. she's like "having huge bobs makes it hard to wear the clothes I wasn't to" and I'm like "yea now you know how I feel with no hips, can't wear just anything"

>>6167635
oh I wasn't really asking for advice, I was just sharing what I was doing. I was just asking how everyone was doing today

>>6167566
>>6167586

I like mine, because I look like I'm all prudish and innocent....la mosquita muerta. (I'm really not, tho)

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Good morning y'all!
I love y'all very much, and we all have to struggle hard to be happy! Remember to drink lots of wat-->>6167158

Oh. I guess Elliot was here...I'm a bit embarrassed.
Well...I guess maybe I'll go back to my essays.

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>>6167645
that's right I'm the manliest man here!

People flip at me like I won the genetic lottery or something. dat hugboxing

>>6167644
I told you I dropped physics because I didn't need it. I'm still taking two history courses.

>>6167647
must be neat to have irl girl talk like that with real girls

>>6167553
titch + Aife are not dead, just sleeping

>>6167619
Sounds like that hit too close to home. I'm sorry the truth offended your autism.

>>6167665
You can't win here, the hons have taken over.

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>>6167666
>can't transfer till next year
>suddenly history
but hey let's humor your claim
what do you wanna do with history ?
what do you need to know ?

>>6167666
aww thanks :) it was really lucky actually, we met playing wow and she happened to live a few hours away from me and one day she was like "I'm going into the city to go to chinatown want to come?" and I was like hell yea I love chinese food. and now she's my best friend :)

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>>6167596
Fuck uou

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>>6167661
k-korraa >///< stawppp you're making me look like a beet.

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>>6167680
no fuck uou

>>6167678
yeah, that thing about the lab was true, I was already taking the history courses too, I was enrolled in 3 classes duh. History is filler and finishes another associates degree so I thought why not

>>6167679
I wanna real friend. Guess I do need to make a gaming pc after all.

>>6167611
>dat image
top kek

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>>6167688
What history course are you taking? Kingz n shit?

>>6167559
I agree with the middle one only.

I am not going to respect someone who's compulsive eating habits means they can't fit through a door.
It may not be their fault, but not seeking treatment *is*.

>>6167688
well
I screencapped this to make sure you aren't suddenly enrolling in something else
what do you wanna know ?
and why is versailles even a topic for essay on a scientific level o_0

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>>6167681
lol imma stop besides I gotta get rdy for work anyways

>>6167692
Haha anon I laughed well memed

>>6167695
>scientific level
It's the US.

>>6167688
lol I don't guarantee that irl friends come from playing games online, we just got super lucky. I don't really know how to make irl friends otherwise, she's my only one. and she moved to florida so now I'm all alone again ;-;

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>>6167596
Birdy you're a furry, right? are you gonna change your fursona to a pretty pink bird when you start transitioning?

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>>6167692

wow, that's a lot of rubber chicken on the ground

>>6167553
>tfw calculate costs of hrt
>52 euro worth of progynova will last about 120 days
>in that time ill order cypro/finesteride
>cycling the buying
Ill actualy be able to afford this, freedom feels great

>>6167646
>I ain't no girl and I ain't no chaser
There are only two reasons a cis guy would come in here.

A: He's so homosexual and beta that he can only communicate with people who are more broken than him

B: He wants to get his dick wet.

Which one are you?

>>6167705
Don't forget C: He wants to marry the fuck out of Elanna
t. Elanna's lover

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Hey /mtfg/
I'll have my appointment for a haircut in 1/2 an hour and i'm so excited ...

>>6167688
>Guess I do need to make a gaming pc after all.
you just need any PC, the best PC games are low-res as fuck

>>6167559
Let's start our pizza joint! We'll bring love and acceptance to all!

>>6167699
idk lmao
stuff like "write an essay about X thing that happened" is something we's do somewhere around the age of 12 or 14

>>6167703
It's all staged
Fuggin Allies lying about the holohoax

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i always get clocked due to my shapely feminine legs because most women in my country have legs that look like this

>>6167708
That's more like B2 than C.

>tfw snowflake
>tfw at times being a guy really disgusts me
>tfw other times the thought of not being one is just as bad
can you split into two and let the both halves of me go our separate ways?
i just want to be one or the other ;_;

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>>6167697
>I gotta get rdy for work anyway
okeee, text mee <3 :)
>>6167715
:o oh gosh, where do you livee??

>>6167715
Thin muscular legs are not feminine 2bh
I wish mine had a bit more fat and less pure lean muscle

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>>6167622
>>6167626
>>6167629
>>6167637

>tfw we're all str8 boys
what has the world come to?

>>6167636

i hope so.... for her sake...

>>6167646

yes you are

>>6167650

sass is cash, bby

>>6167705
>>6167708

all of the above

>>6167719
The Great Caliphate of Britbongistan

>>6167709
what style you gonna get?
>>6167712
Exactly. I have a friend who did a semester in the U.S. and said it was the easiest time of his life. Things that they expect us do here, or at least should do for a better than average mark, were considered to be out of the ordinary and he got stupidly high marks on his modules for the semester he did over there.

>>6167712
well to be fair college level versions of that are more interpretive. it's not just "write about this thing that happened", it's "write about it and analyze it to understand and form your own thoughts and opinions about it"
but I was an engineering major so I don't know shit about university level history class lol

>>6167726
Idk, i don't want to lose too much of the total length so just say i want something more feminine with layers or sth like this

And i'll get a balayage

>>6167657
Hi red. Ily
>>6167553
O wow i do exist to others

Heeey everyone. Have the day off..kind of sick also.. hope everyones doing okay!

>>6167726
lmao
i understand now
>>6167728
it shouldn't be about that tho
especially the first semester
like the theories on how to analyze are way more important
how you distinguish between fact and fiction is important
etc.

>>6167710
but it needs LEDS!!!

>>6167692
pre history, and European history

>>6167695
>what do you wanna know ?
was the schlieffen plan allied propaganda or real?

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>>6167718
>can you split into two and let the both halves of me go our separate ways?

I have tried anon... but in the end there could only be one!!!

>>6167724
Amazing people talk about you as if you have a life. I have a serious question about that. Do you ever sleep or do you just shitpost between cam masturbation shows?

>>6167741
Ok
specify what part of Euro history

first for cute feminine boys are the greatest

also
>tfw weird cold/fever bug
urrgh I hate exam stress

>>6167553
...where am I?

>>6167657
<3

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>>6167701
I'm not a furry
>>6167705
Or neither

I've already gone into it a bunch of times, friend
>>6167724
I most certainly am not, you know better than anyone that I'm the one getting chased

>>6167741
>was the schlieffen plan allied propaganda or real?
please tell me you are joking
please
please
please

[spoiler]yes it was real[/spoiler]

>pre history
what is that ?

>>6167741
>was the schlieffen plan allied propaganda or real?
sigh.

>>6167747
Uhly faggot who use to go on squirt and dress like a woman eventhough balding.

Can I still c all you daddy?

/pol/

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>>6167748
It was clearly a conspiracy by the French and her allies to attack Germany
they dindu nuffin they wuz good boys building up their navy going to africa n shit

>>6167748
What the fuck are you doing? Everybody knows it was Allied Propaganda! You just wait until Phien gets here, you're a disgrace to the Fatherland!

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>>6167751
w-what

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>>6167747
>I'm not a furry
>I'm not trans
>I'm not a chaser
typical transbifur denial
just admit you're a sad, lonely girl that wants someone to love her and dress up with her

in fur suits.

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>>6167754
>mfw
>>6167753
>mfw

>>6167724
Not you as well
everyone is in love with Elanna
I just want her to be mine
I will defeat all of you to prove my love to her<3

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>>6167724
if only we could go back to being lil gaybois ;~;

>>6167719
u know I will <3

>>6167747
Nah, I know. you're here because of all the bonds you've formed and all the friends you have to be there for. What would this place be without you!

>>6167741
>was the schlieffen plan allied propaganda or real?
smfh, cmon, cmon now...

>live by the coast
>massive tide happens at the same time as a big storm
>the level of the ocean rose to almost what global warming is expected to do in a couple of decades
>i had to drive through seawater to get home
>couldn't see shit out of the window
>the beach was completely submerged
>houses on the coast were water damaged
>the power/internet was off because of flooding
what's the shelf life of e+aa's? i might stock up on them and sandbags for when my country becomes atlantis

>>6167724
"Sass is cash" wow Doll, I love that so much my heart fluttered you're getting hugged when we meet up. Nü tripname.

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do I pass?
don't laugh because my electric trimmer died mid shave

>>6167786
wut

>>6167779
she mentioned euro history too
but fuck me is she braindead

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>>6167778
I think like 6 months but don't quote me on that

>>6167765
w0w mtfg is *really* gay dude

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>>6167758
you can do the dressing up for me
>>6167772
',:^)

>>6167786
Jc

http://thump.vice.com/en_uk/article/torture-garden-25-birthday?utm_source=vicefbuk

FUCK I need to go there, some people I know go every year but I hate travelling

>>6167778
like, 6 months right, I heard?
also saw in the news this morning the first confirmed reports of pacific islands lost to rising sea levels, fucking sucks. I'm thinking about writing a book for the general public on individual actions towards a low-carbon and sustainable lifestyle.

>>6167786
>my electric trimmer died mid shave
I fucking hate that
mine takes like 10 hours to fully charge, too

>>6167748
>>6167748
>was the schlieffen plan allied propaganda or real?

History has always been fabricated in favor of those who have true power over everything

>pre history

thats when Rome was taken down by mosquitos

>>6167794
Nobody is going to take advice from a poop finger smelling hon.

>>6167786
wait, you were *that* hairy before taking that picture?
how the fuck?

>>6167786
I thought you were a cis girl with cute stockings on. 120% pass

>>6167797
kek

Tfw practicing on chasers

>>6167778
your medications should have an expiry date when you buy them, sometimes its a year, depends entirely on the batch you got, use common sense senpai

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>>6167763
As a history nerd, Kayla has triggered me harder than the kingz n shit meme
How can she be this retarded?

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>>6167752
Yes? What do you want?

>>6167813
>How can she be this retarded?
...Is this your first time meeting Kayla?

>tfw you miss the love of your life

>>6167809
who

>TFW vocal range is 80hz to 120hz
How will I ever unfuck my voice

>>6167822
fuck ;~;

PLEASE HELP
http://www.strawpoll.me/10176129
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>>6167809
lol beep ur the best kid nvr stop posting

>>6167818
eh
I guess you're right, to be expected at this point

>>6167813
as a history student, it gave me cancer
mei occuli ex orbe contendunt

>>6167834
What I really want to know is what the hell kind of history course she is studying and where do I sign up?

>>6167829
It's been six hours and I won't see her for another three

>slept in gaff
>restless night
>wake up with crick in neck and painful shoulders
>get up to pee, gt looks like a chewtoy, proper mangled like
>scabbed cut/sore where the gaff bit into my flesh around the base of my gt, makes it look like a phalloplasty job
>no pain
>laugh, put the bloodstained gaff in the laundry, retuck and go back to bed

>>6167826
You should ask Faye for tips.

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>tfw not listed

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oh god this thread is already a clusterfuck of epic proportions. I cant even anymore

Luckily I came prepared for the worst, but I didnt expect Dresden '45
I am on life support for a minute

>>6167846
>like a phalloplasty job
post pics

>>6167786
You pass fine.

>>6167830
keep all 3 even pls

>>6167850
TELL 'EM, PHIEN,
TELL 'EM THE SCHLIEFFEN PLAN WAS ALLIED PROPAGANDA!

>>6167850
I would laugh if that gas mask tube led to a toilet and it Turns out you are breathing poo gas

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I remember those days :/ yikes, i'm sorry. Ya, now i literally have no regrets on SRS. i thought i'd never find someone the last 6 months or so, but now i literally get to be comfortable in my own skin AND have someone else. 10/10 recommend, remove gt, would do again.

Why were you sleeping in gaff though? :/ isn't just a tight pair of panties enough to keep everything under wrap?

>>6167844
mine left this world 6 years ago

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>>6167841
You are mistaken, schools don't teach history any more only narratives

>>6167839
Tell Lily
Is it true that Africans was kingz?

>>6167850
Phienchen
Quick question
Deutsches Kaiserreich vs Drittes Reich

>>6167850
tell'em about the treaty of verdun between hitler,benito and stalin

>>6167864
Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I can't even imagine being able to go on.

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>>6167850
Sophie <3333333, (You)

>>6167864
Ah yes. It is a shame when the poo monsters from outer space eat them

>>6167867
I think you've bullied Kayla away.
Nice going!

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>>6167866
nah kingz wuz eggscluzive to the mayanese Inkans
>>6167881
how did I bully kayla ?

>>6167863
Where did you get it done?

>>6167887
suporn.

>>6167883
well she hasn't replied since you made fun of her for the whole schlieffen plan thing

>>6167893
i answered her question and begged her to tell me she was just joking
that's not bullying kayla

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reminder that mesomorphs can't transition

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>>6167893
lalily has a very abrasive personality I general esp towards mtfg. I dont mind her most times but I can see how she could grind someone's gears

>>6167883
to the mayonnaise? whjat niggers invented mayo

>>6167901
no its obviously bullying, you forget you are speaking to kayla here jerk :/

I'm BAAAACK!
>>6167878
Hi Onee-chan!

>>6167850
Hi Phien-chan

>>6167829
Hi Birdie who I'm going to remind about that dress until he wears it.


Who wants to hear a story or two?

>>6167823
Idk some random mexican dude that added me from tumblr. Hes a litlle creepy but all men are so whatev
>>6167826
Get mariah careys greatest hits when your 14 and start singing with her like me
>>6167832
Korra can i pls hab my headpats for today?
>>6167893
Honestly if kaylas schooling is anything like mine she grew up learning about the american revolution in history every single year for 10 years. Americans dont know dick about the world because our education system is balls

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>>6167559
>accept your body
>see my body in the mirror
Well just look at the time

>>6167905
tfw think I'm a fat Mesomorph

>>6167901
you know she's a derircate rittre frower
that is more than enough of a reason.
Though normally she would have posted a death wish for you and deleted it by now.
>>6167906
Her and Kayla go WAY back. They're good friends.

>>6167914
be careful please baby

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>>6167909
yes

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>>6167914
gotcha qtpie *head pats*

>>6167893
>thinking kayla doesn't go anon and supports herself via samefagging right now

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>>6167924

>>6167911
>defending Lallily the most universally hated trip ever
Good job hon.

>>6167905
>TFW /fit/ invades your board with propaganda.
>muh gains, muh oatz

Isn't it enough for us to deal with /pol/ on a daily basis?

I literally can't even!

>>6167932
What's wrong with Lily?

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>>6167931

>>6167918
If you lose weight you will become more and more masc. sorry

>>6167934
What isn't?

>>6167930
kek, you know I'm not Kayla.
as I said, if I were I would have gone on anon and said something much worse to you.

I'm just sad she hasn't come back to offer an explanation on whatever the hell she's studying

do trannys poop?

>>6167860
>>6167880
oh my god, stop this forced meme, at least the bondage pics and the 'absolutely feminine' stuff were actually funny

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>>6167935
god i fucking hate niggers

>>6167932
I don't hate any trips desu

In fact, lily is even on the list of trips who has said nice stuff to me before.

>>6167933
but oats are delicious. might be something of a fit meme but they are really tasty imo

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How accurate is this? because at two months I have lots of this shit happening already

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>>6167922
Im ok! I dont give any pictures or info. And im not looking to get pozzed..casual sex isnt my thing anyway..i just like flirting and being a tease.
>>6167926
Awwww yis ty korra bby

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>>6167914
>Hes a litlle creepy but all men are so whatev
hey I'm not creepy
I bathe and I'm unintimidating thank you

>>6167940
I'm clockable because I still poop.

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>>6167926

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>>6167936
oh
ok ;-;

>>6167940
I poop once a week, no lie

>>6167940
I went a fortnight without pooping once.
Didn't even realise until I got back home and was l i t e r a l l y busting.

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>>6167939
i know
well she studies pre-history and european history
obviously ^^
>>6167937
everything
I'm perfect
proof me wrong

>bumped up estrogen dosage to 6mg
>already hitting cute boy mode (albeit still weird-looking) a few days later
>strangers saying 'hi' and 'good morning' to me which has never happened before
>this despite having finals flu
dude if this keeps up I might actually go fulltime after I move out

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>>6167858
exactly, the plan to use this as propaganda dates back to Marc Aurel, who came up with it during his military operations inside the free germania

>>6167866
are you asking what I like more?
Kaiserreich of course!

>>6167867
ahhh the famous treaty of verdun, first drafted in 1870 by Napoleon to stop the expansion of communist germany under hitler

>>6167879
(you)
harro <3
I was a good girl and went to class

>>6167934
Larry doesn't associate as an MtF anymore, he is a cis girl now and stopped being trans. He's would never date a tranny he is only interested in cis pussy. That's just one of the reasons. I can try to make it sound worse than it was but I end up not making it sound as bad as it is.

>>6167947
o-ok good ^.^ stay pure and safe sweetie

>>6167948

>bathing

just start telling grill pills already faggot!

>>6167937
idk
tell me

>>6167940
>tfw been hospitalised for constipation twice as a kid
I really did want to be a girl from a young age, huh

>>6167947
Flirt with your dad and send him lewd pictures but don't tell him it's you.

>>6167944
Trip on.

>>6167957
>>6167942
Poo drinker

>>6167553
>tfw Sophie's trip is dead
S-she has to come back, right?

>>6167958
lmao
our resident history expert delivers <3

>>6167863
well i just like to keep things contained so i can't feel like its there at all

last time i didn't wear it, i had a dream i got raped again and i woke up with a semi and i felt so disgusted with myself

>>6167958
That's a lie you nazi

USA USA USA

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>>6167959
Agreed my friend
Heil dir im Siegerkranz

>>6167932
not ONLY are u silly but that are not even a thing that happened ;00

>>6167961
but I don't have any money and I don't wanna cover myself in shit and mud to prove I'm a man, I'm not birdy

>>6167932
>>defending Lallily the most universally hated trip ever
It's a toss up between Angie and Lala I think.
>>6167934
Abusive and spouts lies constantly, always ruins threads.

>>6167965
i don't have one anymore
i'm not nearly interesting enough to sustain one

>>6167970
do trannies forget that waking up with erections is normal
your body does that to keep you from pissing on yourself at night

i wake up with a full fledged raging hardon every day because i have to piss a lot

and yes im a girl too

>>6167948
Wow you bathe? I bet you push tampons in your butt too you sissy bitch.
>>6167960
:)
>>6167964
Lol now thats an idea..

>>6167959
>Larry doesn't associate as an MtF anymore
that's bad ?
how ?
>he is a cis girl now and stopped being trans
jelly ?
>He's would never date a tranny he is only interested in cis pussy.
passing post-ops are fine too
>That's just one of the reasons.
you listed more than one reason
>I can try to make it sound worse than it was but I end up not making it sound as bad as it is.
judging from your ability to count I'm thrilled to see that
>>6167958
>ahhh the famous treaty of verdun, first drafted in 1870 by Napoleon to stop the expansion of communist germany under hitler
exactly
a year after communist germand and lord washington of burgund teamed up in the oaths of straßbourg

>>6167974
Are you delusional or just stupid?

>>6167977
I thought that was Kayla?

is stomach capacity affected by hrt?

>Say Hi to everyone.
>No one notices

FINE THEN, I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ANYWAY.

(I'm chill, I'm having you on.)

>>6167977
idk
if you're saying most hated trip ever then it's probably going to be old time Angie, Kayla or Potsy 2bf.
I mean whatever you think about Lilly she'snot really in their league in terms of hatred. I would rather include Robin in that list than Lilly tbph and she's been here even less longer.

>>6167906
p. much this tho

>>6167984
I know u are but what am i..

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>>6167983
Enough

>>6167987
not directly

>>6167987
No that's called self control you fat shit.
Although if you want a good diet tip for a neet. Just starve in bed while you masturbate all day

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>at dennys with mado
>take your time, gentlemen
>tfw

>>6167553
Does kit still post? I remember when she was the general's collective girlfriend

>>6167993
Here comes the angry hon brigade

>>6167993
count for me pls
it was
two
one
three
four
five
right ?

>>6167985
Both of them are just as bad but Lalalily does it out of spite to people. When you get Kayla and Lalalily in a fight it's worse than just Angie. Feefs and Lalalily is the same thing. When they're all in the same thread abandon all hope for days on end.

>>6167998
now it's Elanna <3

>>6167996
Tell mado he's dum

>>6167996
Punch mado in the face lel kek hue

>>6167979
i'd been asleep for like 3 hours senpai, it was an 'i am aroused and if it wasn't for the cypro and months of being crushed and contained, you could hammer nails with it' boner

i make myself sick

>>6167999
Larry was already here though.

>>6167981
it was a sharpie, tampons are too weird thanks

>>6167996
tell mado i love her and need her tongue in my life

>>6168000
I'm not even that anon my man. Why do you have to cause arguments every single thread?

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>>6168001
>tfw anon thinks about you
;-;
<3

>>6167994
oh good

>>6167995
>self control
>fat shit
I ate half a bowl of spaghetti and feel like I'm gonna give birth.
If it reduces stomach capacity even the slightest amount, I will literally starve.

>>6168000
seven
eight
nine

>>6168006
you get a boner like every odd 30 fucking minutes dude thats how the body works

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Have a wonderful day girls! ~

>>6168012
go eat some grapes

just saw this posted on /b/, opinions?

>traps LITERALLY have all the neurosies, mental and emotional problems of biological women. they're selfish narcissists, they burst into tears, lie, cheat and yell and you're literally just a faggot if you'd rather have a trap than an actual woman with all these things considered

they're also soulless. Seriously, it's frightening when you try to befriend them. Their eyes are dead and they dont even seem human - it's as if their only personal worth is being lusted after in a sexual manner

HOW badly did your fathers fuck up? Christ.

>>6168015
... Not mine?

Was I always destined for this?

>tfw you get... erect... every 3 or 4 days and it feels bad.

>>6168010
i do ?
I just a lot of samefagging involving my name

>>6168012
Then eat food that is high calorie and not physically small. Eat sugar if your so worried

>>6168015
i never have got a boner apart from random dreams where i end up getting raped or killed because i;m defective both biologically and sexually sorry my friend. i never saw an erect penis until i was 25 and it was some naked guy wandering around at a party

>>6167990
Someone posted an article about community amnesia and abuses in trans communities. That fits the description of this situation really well. Angie does the same thing, she waits until one or two new people who don't know come along and gets them to defend her, then she repeats the cycle. Angie and Kayla are both cyclic demons and Potsy is gone.
Edgar is another good contender for most hated destroyer of threads so was Feefs.
Lalalily is hated on many generals and just doesn't know when to stop.

>>6168029
Oh my god who cares quit your drama

>>6168029
Since the archive went down people can get away with that amnesia shit.

HAVE YOUR SAY
WHO IS THE ALL TIME WORST
http://www.strawpoll.me/10176398
http://www.strawpoll.me/10176398
http://www.strawpoll.me/10176398

>>6168021
samefagging? do you even know what that is?
please stop ruining this gen

>>6168036
But anon, why aren't you on there?

Oh, right.

>>6168029
tl;dr
>>6168036
vote for me pls
I iz devul
>>6168038
nah too much fun

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>>6168036
Hahaha Mr poo

I miss shitting up several threads in a row baiting potc.

>>6168032
lots of people care, that's why they're posting about it. try empathizing with others for once. maybe you're not taking enough hormones for that yet.

>>6168019
Mine treats me like a child and expects immediate unquestioning compliance with whatever he wants and gets angry when the stress he causes makes me too sick to do anything because adults suck it up and do as they're told like good children

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>>6167878
I've mostly moved on and accepted that she's gone, even though losing her sparked a whole mess of shit that made me who I am in the end.

I try not to think about it all that much, but I still really miss her sometimes. She used to sing to me all the time and I still have all of it.
>>6167989
(you)
>>6168036
I don't dislike anyone

>>6168029
omg kira u live
i was worried about u :c

>>6168029
eh
I really don't think Lilly is as bad as you're making out. I know she;s got a few haters and she's upset people in the past, but in terms of people she's actually pissed off (and not just salty anons because every trip gets a few of them) she's relatively low 2bh

A lot of anons who hatepost just do it out of boredom/jealousy, and that's true for whoever. Even nice trips get haters.

>>6168039
This is autism

>>6168043
i'm glad you're alive kira

Long form census was long. Oh, well. A small price to pay so that my country knows where people live.

Excited to try patches. Hopefully they don't feel too gross.

And - more work clothes! I now have enough to last a week, and a few can be repurposed for "casual" not-work wear.

Move in five days - so excited. Still need to box my kitchen, though.

Anything new here?

>>6168040
yea we all already knew you have fun shitting up this board. you're a disgrace to transpeople and 4chan over all.

>>6168042
DESIGNATED

>>6168043
Some trannies just want to watch mtfg burn
>>6168046
Neither do I. it doesn;t haven to be who you hate, just who you think is the most hated of all time.

>>6168042
You know, I've been posting on this general for a grand total of 4 days, and I'm already sick of this meme. It's not even that novel. Toilet humor really is the bottom of the bowl for humor.

*badum tssss*

>>6168046
Thank you Birdy. Now go buy yourself a
cookie. What did you think I'd say dress?

>>6168050
THIS
IS
SPARTA!

>>6168055
>disgrace
>on 4chin
ohh the laffs

Has does it feel knowing that the trip Emy is better looking than all of the trips here

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>>6168036
>not even listed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6168058
>THIS
>IS
>SPARTA!
please stop

>>6168049
if lily is so awesome, then why did she get her penis removed?

checkmate, tranny.

>>6168061
It wouldn't let me put add your own option.
But it's not supposed to be who do you hate the most, like I said, it's who do you think IS the most hated - and as much as I hate you, bbe, you don't hold a candle to the shitstorms those badbitches caused <3

>>6168061
you gotta do more mein führer
>>6168065
>if lily is so awesome, then why did she get her penis removed?
damn
this anon got a valid point

>>6168058
>I'm already sick of this meme. It's not even that novel.
everyone agrees except one persistent mean anon, which sums up a lot of mtfg discourse

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>>6168036
>mfw people think I'm one of the worst.
Thank you
I couldn't have done it without your love and support.

>>6168065
I literally never said she was awesome, I just said she hasn't been as much of a bitch to people as some of the other contenders.

Kira and bexe were raped and murdered by 'sheen' the convicted rapist. Don't listen to his pathetic attempts to cover up the truth with brain tumours.

Lily is great but anytime i say 'i think she's cool' i get responses saying

>trip on, lily

>>6168044
Haha classic jab at me taking low dose. Good one. Sorry i just dont see why we're talking about which one of us is hated the most. Seems like a really petty thing to do by a bunch of people that are bored and unmotivated.

>>6168062
I could, but you're so easy to bait.

I don't even have try to make people mad on the general. It' a trolls dream!

>>6168070
>not including the joke

I mean, yeah, I was serious, but I was trying to be funny too. I guess I failed.

>>6168071
Angie, you've changed, but you can't erase your past <3
You know that

>>6168075
trip on, lily
<3

>>6168077
You know what beepbeeb? I like you. You deserve a cookie. I don't know how I could give you one, but I'd love to.

I want hugboxers and normies to leave.

>>6168059
it only makes sense you'd try to match your online person to your real life one. being a loser comes naturally to you

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>>6168084
totes bb <3

>>6168062
are you insulting this autism skill we refine? this craft?

...mine craft? :^))))

>>6168078
your joke was excellent, I just had no reply to it

>>6168085
where'd you get that picture of me?

>>6168049
Lalalily is worse than that.

Heya fampais, how is everyone today? ^-^

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>>6168066
awww
okay!
thank u for ur support!
ppl like u keep me afloat

>>6168089
this thread was going well until lily started shitposting.

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>>6168079
>me when I try to erase my past

>>6168075
Trip on Lily :^)

who is the greatest chaser of all time?

>>6168089
Murderous. But also better than I have been in months.

How do you do?

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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>>6168087
nah that's me sry
>>6168088
agreed
>>6168089
good
people finally agree that I am the worst person
wbu ?

>tfw you realise that transpeople are either:
a) horrible people
or
b) hons
or
c) both

>>6168088
Ok....
like I mean. There's Kayla who literally wished death upon people, but sure, I can see how Lilly just being somewhat abrasive makes her the worst.
>>6168093
You're okay now, Angie, and that's all that matters.

>>6168096
Jormu

>>6168080
my tip in, lily

>>6168091
Phienchen, I have to ask, how do I get out of your glorious fem-reich? I want to join the mafia...

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>>6168099
>people finally agree that I am the worst person
the ascended Queen likes you tho. this has never been a democracy in the first place, so youre fine

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>>6168029
>article about community amnesia and abuses in trans communities.

I'm very curious to read this for IRL reasons.

>pic unrelated