Gay General: CRAWLING Edition

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>>6136592
>CRAWLING Edition

Oh man. I remember I used to think the Linkin Park was a bit too... angsty even when I was younger and they first got popular.

I don't know what happened to them in the past few years, but I do remember that they did a bit more rap heavy stuff.

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So I'm mad that my ex got Loki groomed him way too deep, and he feels like an Afro now...

>>6136626
He's still cute. I'm curious why your ex got him shaved? Isn't he your dog, or do you two share him?

>>6136619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59DBXdlYem4

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My life is a mess. I got a diagnosis that I am schizoid. I can't interact with people and I get nothing done.

>>6136641
Nope, still funny.

>>6136650
>letting yourself be fooled by psychiatry
>labeling yourself permanently mentally ill so you can use that as an excuse to not attempt to improve

>>6136636

His boyfriend got him groomed for free. Didn't realize it was by a bunch of incompetents.

we both got mad at him for being stupid and not knowing huskies need their over coat too.

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>>6136655
Checked. And agreed.
>>6136592
>tfw I got a thing for daddy type men and want to fuck John Kasich

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>>6136684
No, I've had these problems already before. Now I just got it in paper. I'm 26 and gay death is coming in few years so I should just give up. My fantasy world is everything I have.

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>>6136685
>ex boyfriend's boyfriend gets your dog shaved

You lead an interesting life there, buddy.

>>6136686
>checked

Oh snap, I got dubs. Neat.

>>6136704
>I'm 26 and gay death is coming in few years
Hun, I hate to break it to you, but gay death happens at 25. You've already died.

>>6136707

My ex and I are best friends. More like brothers I guess. It's pretty fun.

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>>6136717
What is the point anymore

>>6136726
Ah, so I guess you CAN be friends with an ex. Well if it works out for you guys and it's completely normal? Why not, I guess.
Personally, I couldn't do it. Or I should say I didn't want to, would have been too weird for me. Give it like a year or more and maybe.

>>6136733
Im glad I have a busy life

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>>6136650
I was labelled as such too, and with good therapy, I managed to overcome it, and I would now consider myself a normally functioning human, who enjoys human interaction and doesn't lock up his feelings as far inside myself as possible. I still have my small share of social issues, but they come as a result of insecurities that I'm still working on.

A diagnosis is not there for you to make excuses about crap. It's there for you to understand yourself better, so you can lay down the path towards improvement, unless it is something untreatable. But schizoid isn't.

Also
>>6136704
These sound like just more excuses. There's absolutely no reason you can't try to enjoy what life you still have (and a lot of it ahead of you) just because you missed a couple of years.

Quit blaming the circumstances and make something out of it. And yes, I'm aware schizoid doesn't make that easy at all. So just start by going to therapy. And don't go with the expectation that you will see progress soon, nor that it won't work at all. If anything, do it just because it's slightly better than sitting at home all day, like schizoid usually pushes people to do. Do it just as a time sink, and see where it takes you.

>>6136740

It's pretty, but we broke up amicably. We wanted different things, and we grew apart sexually so we embraced the main thing we loved about each other: our friendship.

No feelings, no issues, no problems.

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>>6136753
I tried to heal and went traveling for two months. I thought that if I'm alone in foreign country I must force myself to get rid of social issues. But I never fit in with any people and when I went back home I just continued being my miserable self. All those stories about traveling changing your whole life are lies.

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>>6136781
Believe me, I was in your same situation. I didn't travel for the sole purpose of healing myself, but it was among the things I expected would change. What it ended up doing is just push me harder into my schizoid because, same as you, I didn't fit in with anyone and had to spend a whole 8 months alone in my college dorm room while I waited for the time I could travel back home. Pushing yourself too far outside your comfort zone is psychological suicide (and for that matter, ignore anyone who tells you it gets better the more you put yourself at mental risk).

What actually helped me was finding a psychologist who knew how to work around my issues, but while also giving me hard truths where and when necessary. You can't pull yourself out of the mud when you are too deep inside, and for so long that you even forgot how to walk - you need someone to pull you out and allow you to lean on them.

Pushing yourself too hard is just going to be worse. You need small steps, which is why I recommend your small step is just going to therapy. Hell, make it be one hour a week, even if the therapist recommends more. I know schizoid will likely make anyone with it lose interest if they are being forced out of the comfort zone to be around people too often. Realize you have limitations right now, and don't try to tear them all down at the same time. But don't put yourself into a hopeless mentality either.

I'm off to bed now, but I hope my experience and opinion helps you out even a little bit.

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>bought a pair of $100 earbuds off eBay
>they were fake so I returned them for a full refund
>bought a different pair
>also counterfeit
why do these things happen to me
I don't ask for a lot

>>6136909
>eBay
You deserve it.

http://www.amazon.com/AKG-K550-Closed-Back-Reference-Headphones/dp/B005CNR7B0
You're welcome.

>>6136955
>over-ears
I only listen on IEMs

>>6136592
I don't like their music and it seems like everyone who does are autistic/introverted for good reason.

Would you?
https://www.instagram.com/raindovemodel/

>>6136626
What kind of fucking grooming place would do that to a huskie, the fuck?

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>>6137059
"Gender capitalist"

>>6136704
What does a schizoid personality entail?

>>6136592
i used to love them around meteora but i stopped caring about nu metal and then i stopped caring about the band after the next album. now i can't listen to them.

still have a soft spot for deftones though

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>>6136909
>able to return them and get refund
ebay has disproportionate high number of chinese counterfeits electronics. i bought memory card for my digital camera on ebay and it was counterfeit. if you buy electronics online always buy from real company. at least you get your money back.

>>6137133
I reported them to eBay for selling counterfeits I hope they do something about it

>OKC
>Literally 5 profiles within 25 miles
>All the other profiles are in Atlanta 90 miles away

Wondering if I should give it a shot or just suicide now. There are a handful of qt fembois there, phew. I bet they get more attention than they could ever want.

>>6137178
Ebay probably will only ban them. that happened to me. seller was banned and I did not get my money back. Lost 150$. They were domestic seller? Or?

>>6137201
Yeah they were domestic

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Do you guys have the link to the website that has these for 7$usd?

>>6136592
When I was 14 maybe.

Can someone please explain to me why gays are fucking insane?

At first I thought it was just the whores on Craigslist and Grindr. But even when I meet "normal"-seeming gay dudes on OKCupid, without fail after a while they will do something insane. It's always this subtle, eerily unhinged thing where they are overly eager or optimistic. Like, you'll be messaging with a guy, all friendly and normally, and suddenly
>Haha :) Do you have any brothers who would be down to jerk off with us with olive oil??

Like, what the fuck? It's not even horniness at that point. It's mental retardation. I'm not just talking about guys who can't keep their dicks in their pants, I'm talking about really bizarre warped views of reality where people just invite their brothers to jack off with them. All gays seem to have a tinge of this.

>>6137306
There will always be crazies online. My hetero friends share stories about meeting up weirdos for a dates/hookups who come off as normal beforehand.

>>6137306
Too much exposure to porn and not enough exposure to real-world relationships?

Ey hitler I friended you on steam but we never play video games or even chat, what's up with that?

Hope u won't be offended if i unfriend you, nothing personal

>>6137260
http://www.amazon.com/VSP-Prostate-Massaging-Massager-Black/dp/B0166NL57G/ref=sr_1_19_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1462426167&sr=1-19&keywords=male+sex+toys

As a bicurious young guy, how can I meet gay men in my area? I don't really like the idea of putting my information out there with grindr.

Only done oral with one guy before and it was okay but I enjoyed kissing and cuddling before.

I kinda want to try it and more but...
I don't masturbate, even when I was with that guy I never came just stayed erect the entire time. I also never really tried to pull my foreskin back so it was very sensitive when he touched it even with the skin. I'm just nervous of trying to stretch it but I feel I need to as I felt nothing from when he gave me oral.

I need tips. I am 26.

>>6137716
Come out to your friends and they'll start trying to hook you up. Everyone knows a gay guy.

>>6137941
You.. don't... masturbate...? O.o

If you want to enjoy sex with others, you'll want to discover and get to know your own body so you know what you like and what not.

>>6137069
The one from hell.

My ex said he already yelled and berated his boyfriend for being an idiot so I didn't get a chance to.

>>6137941

Umm... Maybe start with learning. About yourself? What are you, Mormon? Amish? Have you never done what most 13 year olds already know about their bodies at the very least?

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>>6137950
I was going to argue against this but... damn it, you're right.

>>6137941
EXPERIMENT. Touch yourself to figure out what you like and how you like it.

>>6137955
I maybe tried to pull it back in the bath a bit and touch the tip but it's too much sensation for me and I freak out. My mind is just too busy with other stuff to really think about sexual stuff.

>>6137957
>>6137959
Nothing really happens, only time I get hard is in the mornings but did that time with the guy.

>>6136626
I'm gonna fuck that dog

>>6137959
I may have gotten the flamiest dicks in the whole town by doing that but I got them and that's what matters.

>>6137974
>flamiest dicks

Is that good or bad?

>>6137983
Flamy guys usually have shitty personalities.

>>6137989
But do they have fire powers?

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>>6137989
Glad I don't know any flamers then.

>>6137969
Bad anon

>>6138015
Good doggy though
Very good doggy

>>6138017
:(

>>6138028
I'm gonna suck that salty dog dick and nobody can stop me

>>6138030
Haha oh my, the dog takes another human into it's harem.

>>6138043
>harem
>implying I won't murder the rest and keep him to myself

>>6138045
The dog decides who is worthy, do not question the knot.

>>6138051
I'm the Thor of doggy dick knots

>>6138051
I can cheat using my V card

plys don't touch dogs u filty animals

>>6138058
Don't tell me what to do?
>>6138051
So KR, will I bring a pup hood to London for ruff ruff and chill?
I'm not doggy dick licker anon btw :D

>>6138058
I WILL FUCK THE DOGS BUTT

>>6138065
>>6138067
no raep

>>6138072
DOGGY
BUTT

>>6138076
doggy is ok, just not with dogs

>>6138065
Yeah, I'll wear my monkey hat too.

>>6138079
I'm gonna make Loki lick my dick and then I'm gonna fuck his ass

>>6138081
Ok it's a deal

>someone offers their bp to you on grindr for cash
>wooly bully starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZJiGu6Gz8E

This thread got very lewd very quickly, my my~

>>6138257
Gotta a problem with being lewd huh? Come over here and ill sort you right out mate
Everyone a big ol slut these days
Now let me suck your dick

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How do you feel about....crop tops?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpGUFmFCBf8


I think they're glorious and help remind people they need to lose weight.

Is it too much for the LGBT fat acceptance movement to handle? Does it make you feel like someone is violating your safe space?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cigrbWroqAw

So, a few weeks ago the guy I was seeing went back to his ex. At first I was really angry and hurt of course, especially when he asked me to stay friends, because it made me feel like a cuck. But now that a few weeks passed, I feel like I'm over him romantically because I think it was just my ego being hurt for being left for someone else rather than me having actually romantic feelings for him.

So you think, I should give a friendship a shot? Or does it seem pathetic if I get in touch with him again after blocking him everywhere?

>>6138363

Would you actually be friends with him or are you just being nice?

>>6138420
Well, I feel like I should try at least, shouldn't I? I think a relationship woudln't have worked anyway, because we want different things out of that, but I like him as a person.

I guess I should wait a little longer.

>>6138363
>So you think, I should give a friendship a shot?
Do you still have free access to his bp?

>>6138433
I'm already seeing someone else anyway.

>>6138435
Then there's not really a reason to.

>>6138443
A friendship is not a good reason? Ok then.

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>when you tell him you're wearing a condom but you really aren't

>>6138431

If he's the kind of guy you see yourself hanging out with platonically and enjoying yourself, why not?

Just don't waste your time if you don't see any actual connection between you two

>>6138450
What's the point of friends when you can't suck their dicks?

>>6136717
>tfw I'm a stillborn

>>6138453
>when he doesn't even care because he's poz anyway

>>6136704
Gay death doesn't happen if you're a man. It only occurs if you're fine little genderfuck queer

how do I find a group of daddy types to give me this treatment? xhamster.com/movies/3770208/twink_breeding.html

>>6138500
>It only occurs if you're fine little genderfuck queer
ah shit

>>6138513
Gay sauna I guess?

It's possible to join groups who also arrange these kind of things. Don't expect anyone hot to fuck you.

>>6138544
I like older chubby / fat guys, so my definition of hot, it seems likely I'll get hot guys.

>>6138548
If you're young and/or cute you shouldnt have a problem getting your ass filled.

>>6138564
I don't, but I can never get more than 1 guy at a time, I want 3 or more guys like in that video to take turns, not just 1 guy, the most I've ever been able to arrange was with 2 other guys, and one of the other guys was a bottom too, so I didn't even get tag teamed

>>6138500
I hope you're correct anon, I'm at gay death age now, hopefully my manlet ways will save me!

>>6138287
Lewd!

>>6138620

It's okay LordDirtyRice, you'll be forever young in my eyes

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>>6138633
Thanks Army, here's a photo of Marcy posing for one of her selfies~

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>>6138643

Here's Loki hiding under my bed

>>6138679
Is he hiding from those anons who want to fuck him?

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ok so my bf says he has this neko fantasy. any advice?

>>6138719
Since you're the one with that picture saved, are you sure it isn't you with the fantasy?

>>6138719
Become furry

>>6138719
You should go ahead with it.
>>6138679
Did you tell him off? He looks very guilty.

>>6138719
get cat ears.

>>6138709

Wouldn't surprise me.

>>6138730

Yeah, I think he got into the trash that day and I smacked him with a belt.

>>6138739
>smacked him with a belt
Thats hot

>>6138719
cat ears and buttplug

>>6138739
Oh my, I doubt he will do that again.

How old are you when you had your first crush on a guy? I was 9 and I wanted to cuddle our gym teacher badly.

>>6138825
7th or 8th grade I think
Tall, qt Colombian kid

>>6138825
Probably around 9 too, it was a guy who was like the leader if our group. I guess that goes some way to explaining the origins of my submissiveness actually.

Its weird to think about the younger me, I never realised I was actually attracted purely to men until I was well into my teens, however when I think backnive only ever liked guys throughout my life.

>>6138825
12.
I had a bunch of qt classmates.

Got hit hard in the love feels when I was 15.

>>6138825
7 years old, met my best friend and boyfriend

>>6138825
I was 8, and I had a really cute classmate.

>>6138951
So you're 8 now?

>>6138997
2/10, best I can give you. I'm 24 now. We've been dating for 6 years, were just really close friends before that.

How do you know if you're just attracted to a guy physically/because you can't have him or if you really like him emotionally/romantically?

>>6138825
hs, guy from the year above me
he went to college halfway across the country so like, it's cool i guess

>>6138825
I didn't realize it was a crush at the time, but Elementary School, maybe 2nd or 3rd grade

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I am going to chase away my friends with my repellant personality. I am too physically repulsive to attract anyone. My family will tire of my depressive attitude and ignore me as much as possible. I will die alone.

>>6138825
You know what the funny part is? I don't even remember his name.

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>>6138825

16

it was Klokov, not even joking

>>6138825
I just realized that my first crush was Seth Cohen/Adam Brody on The OC and that I kind of compare every guy I meet to him in some way. Definitely by the way they look...I just hook up with dark haired guys....what the fuck is wrong with me

someone post the gay death copypasta pls

>>6138825
12
Another boy at school with long hair and looked like a cute metalhead. Once I heard he told on another student, I lost all interest. Fuck snitches

>>6138825
4. We made a tree house together.

>>6138825
I used to stare at Men's Health and Fitness magazines when I was like 5, but the first guy I remember having a crush on was my first grade teacher when I was 6.
He was beautiful and started my obsession with white men.

>>6138825
Pat Sajack when I was 3. I still have a "signed" photo of him somewhere at my mom's house.

I didn't really have too many sexual thoughts about guys until late puberty, though, around 16 or so.

>>6139191
>>6139061

me three

i only figured stuff out when i was like 18/19, kinda had a retarding effect on my dating game

>>6138318
Gender queer seems to be another style of dress for 2010s.

And croptops my fetish and just make me wanna poke their tummies and dom them.

>tfw too short and too faggy yourself to actually dom

And the croptops thing won't comeback and hit fat acceptance, they'll just start wearing croptops themselves because they think it'll be progressive

>>6138318
Only ugly gays wear crop tops.
Prove me wrong.

>>6139306
>tfw you like being dommed by short faggy guys
Let me guess, you're 17 and from the UK.

>>6139057
hang in there, VR is soon.

>>6139463
Not soon enough... never soon enough...

I just want a holodeck that will allow me to waste away in my own fantasies...

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>thinking you're over being dumped
>after two weeks, stalk his instagram one god damn time
>ex posts smiley happy pics on instagram with what looks like some other guy's arm around him
>instant rage and jealousy are back full force

JUST DIMSA

How to get a bf ?

I have no idea other than going to grindr and slutting it up and how it becomes a relationship.

>>6139526
>checking in on your ex
That is where you fucked up anon. Don't you know after relationship ends the first one to get new bf is the winner.

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>tfw didn't become a plumber/mechanic
>tfw I'll never become the masc bear I always wanted to be.

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>>6139588
It's that easy? Guess I technically win again.

>>6139633
most plumbers/mechanics are fat, ugly and poor desu senpai

>>6139661
most mechanics i know make bank, go into hvac or repair agricultural shit and you're set

>>6139665
We have different definitions of poor, desu senpai

>>6139661

Plumbers make atleast $50,000 a year and all the blue collar guys I see have a cool rugged look and walk around wearing steel toed boots.

>>6137321
This is the reason.

>>6139689
you know you can just buy a pair of doc martens anywhere, steel toed boots arent some kind of specific identifier

>>6139689
Yeah and electricians make so much bank too, I'm mates with one, he rolls around in Louis vutton belts and walks , wearing "yeezys". The man makes too much money, he quit his job because he hated doing it, silly bastard

>>6139588
well, he left me for his ex who dumped him. So I don't know if that makes him a winner, but I definitely makes me a loser.

>>6139707

I know can't believe I feel for the university meme

>>6139705

Yeah but then you're just a poser who pretends to be manly without actually being manly.

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>>6139351

>>6139714

You definitely got screwed, but at least you can go on knowing you weren't the one that screwed up your relationship.

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>>6139351

Many hotguys wear them

>>6139740
He's clearly doing it ironically.
Doesn't count.

>>6139453
Nope

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>>6139351
They're hot

>>6139740
>>6139753
God, I'm so glad most people think this style is retarded

>>6139753
pic not related

>>6139761
You must be a fatass. Congrats?

>>6139774
no, Crop-tops are just a visual anti-viagra to me

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>>6139714
If he dumped you for someone else then why do you care about him?
He does not care about you if he left you for someone else. Life is to short to waste with people that do not care about you. Stop looking on his Instagram and go out and date.

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>>6139778
If you got it, flaunt it

>>6139790
Why not just go shirtless and not look ridiculous?

>>6139057
i feel that exact pain :(

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>>6139803
Crop tops are meant to tease and get you excited.

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Anyone else like croptops?

>>6139814
no get out with your weird fetish

>>6139780
I don't know, man. I really thought I was over it. Last week I hooked up with a different guy and I really like him, but sometimes when you're sitting around a bit bored, you just think "oh, I wonder what xy is doing?" and then that shit starts again. I guess a part of me still hopes he will come back. I don't know if I even want him back, I just want him to want me back...

tl;dr being dumped for someone else is the worst thing ever and makes you feel like a worthless garbage person

>>6139768
What about it isn't related?

>>6139814
Yes, keep posting

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>>6139821

No you

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>>6139831

Okay :)

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Do I look fabulous?

>>6139832
This is the only hot one so far.

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>>6139740
>>6139753
>>6139760
>>6139790
>>6139808
>>6139814
>>6139832
>>6139839
>>6139846
Keep on posting more of this faggotry

>>6139846
faboo, darling. absolutely faboo.

>>6139846
Pretty qt , what's your tumblr

Alright.

So theres this alleged cute twink whoring himself on cragislist.

Should I pursue it? I'm going to wait until I get an address and see if its in a shady part of town before going over.

I have a feeling I am going to get catfished and I always hate giving my picture out.

Anyone else been dumped because their bf couldn't keep up with you sexually?

>>6139846
is there anything more attractive than cum gutters? even on h&mxwang wearing fuccbois it still gets me going

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I luv tummies

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>>6139859

And than you see his face>>6139859

>>6139932
>want a nice tummy like this
>but at the same time want cheddar and sour cream ruffles

I'll come back when the vomit fashion posting stops

>>6139980
&& ill come back when you come back ;))) x

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Is there anyone else here who's bi but chooses only to date guys?

I look pretty fem and act pretty nerdy so it's not like sane girls would want me anyway.

just had my hole REKKED by what was easily the biggest cock I've ever taken. hurt like a bitch at first but then it was amazing
we're meeting up again tomorrow though so I'll be ready for it

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>>6140001
>bi
>choose to be gay
There are not any pros to dating guys. Gays only are disposable fuck holes when you are bored desu

>>6140020
>Breeders actually think someone drenched in makeup that you don't know if you are actually looking at their face looks good
I don't get it.

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do I look qt?

Hey, Irish anon here, want me to post a crop top pic, g-g-guys ?

>>6140048
that doesn't even look like him.

>>6140020
>fuck a real sane man who'll spend money on you, whenever you want
>or fuck a social media obsessed money burner with a child's mentality, whenever you want
>or fuck a social media obsessed money burner with a child's mentality, but only up to 3 times a week for three weeks a month

Hence, masc > fem > women

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is your body ready for the summer?

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>>6139980
>>6139997

no cummies for you

Did you kill mascgen? rude

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>>6140085

mmm

*cums down ur throat*
nuthin personel, fag.

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>>6140087

>Implying anyone on mascgen is actually masc or athletic or plays sports

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>>6140105
Still better than ultrafem turboqueers even if it's a bad act (in my opinion)

>>6140077
Fem gays are like women but even worse.
Masc or go home.

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>tfw bottom but love rimming my bf hard
Anyone knows this feel?

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>>6140077
I do not know any women that likes social media. But I do not know many secular girls. It seems social media obsessed is homosexual trait. All homosexuals on grindr talk about television and radio propaganda.

I never use condoms. For this reason alone I would never have gay sex I do not want aids. Sex with women seems better because it is natural way our bodies are made.
Man + woman > masc + fem > sexy lesbians > fem + fem > garbage > mathc + mathc

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who owns a croptop? is your body ready for the summer?

>>6140134
No and no, summer skips over Ireland

>>6140077
wew lad

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how do you feel about latex?

>>6140130
>bottom bitch licking his masters ass
I love this meme

>>6140147
I feel like what's the point, most clothing look better. I guess it's good if you want attention because it's unusual

>>6140147
that's too gay bro

>>6139665
>>6139707

Are there any gays in the trades ? I'd think that the whole industry would be super homophobic.

>>6140167
There's a few but it's not like we'd be actively interested in each other. We'd just work together and get the jobs done, straight or gay: if you're good , you're good.

>>6140178

Cool

What do you do ? Do your coworkers know ?

Anyone here ever played Bingo before?

I've just gone with my mates, its my first time, its fucking fun as hell haha. The guy reads the numbers out too quick for me though, I'm a noob~

>>6140187
Roofing and copper/zinc work, they found out when we worked for a gay couple and after some banter about "other kinds of payment" I said "I wish like have you seen Marcos ass, its almost better then yours" and every one laughed and someone asked if I was serious and I was like yeah
>>6140200
Git. Good

>>6139633
You're into mechanics anon?

Never knew any other gay dudes into it, I've known a few gay tradesmen though.

>>6140213

Mechanics/plumbers yeah.

Step dad was a plumber so...

>>6140222
Bah

Step dad was a mechanic

>>6140222
>step daddy issues
Gay men are the worst.

>>6140222
Oh, you mean you're attracted to mechanics though, not that you have an interest in the actual field itself?

>>6140222
>>6140229
Bah

Step dad is fictional ...

>>6140234

I'm attracted to blue collar types yeah.

If I wasn't almost done uni and probably able to get a good job I'd become a plumber; I've had a few internships and sitting at a desk all day is killing me.

>>6140239

Nope.

Interestingly enough he pushed his own son to uni not the trades.

>>6140130
>tfw switch so I enjoy whatever the fuck

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>>6140081
yes

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>>6140200

My grandma plays bingo at her nursing home.
Bingo is for old ladies.

How do you feel about...

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>tfw no secret accessory to let other gays know you're gay so they can hit on you in public

>>6140307
How do I feel about a dick? A bit turned on if that's what you're asking.

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>>6140311
ummmm......... he doesn't know about shoulder bandanas, slim silver watches on his right wrist, or an ear piercing on the right ear LMAO

>>6140363
no and I guess most other wouldn't either

>>6140250
I meant mine so my future bf would be too

>>6140386

???

>>6140311
>see hot guy
>check grindr to see if he's also gay
>???
>profit

if he's into you he would do the same thing

>>6140408
what if he's the one who has legs for a profile pic
how do I know it's him

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>>6140147
It really grosses me out desu idk why. Something about it creeps me out, super gross.
>>6140134
No
>>6140087
Bitch I *am* mascgen

>>6140401
You're in plumber because step dad
I'm into fictional ones because fictional sd

>>6140058
>you will never get sexed up by some chad and then never call him back because he's a retard

Was this song specifically written for gay general?

[Hook]
Daddy! Daddy!

[Verse 1]
Watch me in my hotel room
Watch my outline as I move from city to city
Watch me watching pornography
Watch my talking to my friends and my family

[Chorus]
I know you love me
‘Cause you’re always watching me

[Bridge 1]
Protecting me from evil
Protecting me from terrorism
Protecting me from child molesters
Protecting me from evil

[Hook 2]
Watch me,
Watch me, watch me
Watch me, watch me

[Verse 2]
Watch me in my hotel room
Watch my iris as I move from city to city
Watch me watching pornography
Watch my medical history

[Hook]
Daddy! Daddy!

[Chorus]
I know you love me
‘Cause you’re always watching me

[Bridge 2]
‘Cause I’m involved in evil
‘Cause I’m involved in terrorism
‘Cause I’m involved in child molesters
‘Cause I’m involved in evil

[Hook]
Daddy! Daddy!

http://genius.com/Anohni-watch-me-annotated

>>6140245
Ah I see. Well what are you studying for at uni?

Trades work pays very well and honestly its a very easy job, especially plumbing. I'm not qualified for any of it bit I've done radiator installs, tiling, brick laying, plastering, all sorts of stuff.

Its so cool to do your own house up man, I do a lot of mechanics stuff for mates on their cars and bikes too.

>>6140460
>you will never get sexed up by some chad and then never call him back because he's a retard
That life was just never meant for us uglies.

>>6140497
i'm not even ugly, i just don't know how i can seduce a chad

Men

>>6140538
Mhmmm...

>>6140579
Why

>>6140488
Are we still going on a date?

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>>6140147
weird fetish

>>6140591
Sean? I didn't realise it was a date but in that case yes ~

>>6140629
Different person but I think it was long gone anyway

>>6140629
Hey, it can be a date sure
Anon doing all the heavy lifting for me, sweet

>>6140488

Computer Science.

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>tfw starting to feel like I'm too deep in my relationship to ever escape

Not that I particularly want to or have any reason to, it just makes me incredibly anxious knowing that I feel like I can't leave you know.

I love my boyfriend and the thing we've got, I just wish I met him AFTER uni and not in my first year.

>>6140683
>he fell for the CS meme

Believeth all things. Takes the best and kindest views of all men and all circumstances, as long as it is possible to do so. It is the opposite to the common spirit, which drags everything in deteriorem partem, paints it in the darkest colours, and makes the worst of it. Love is entirely alien from the spirit of the cynic, the pessimist, the ecclesiastical rival, the anonymous slanderer, the secret detractor. Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.

>>6140824

Yeah I know. Used to like programming in high school now it's just bland.

>>6140651
Naw, when did we chat about it?
I'm still up for meeting people from here.
>>6140673
Haha I guess it can be, but dates always make me nervous and not myself!
>>6140683
Oh I see, this is stupid but what does computer science actually involve, is it general computer technology. As in operation systems and such, or is it very specific?

>>6140867

It's programming computers; also theoretical math-ish courses they make you take.

So like making websites or vidya or bank software, etc.

>>6140867
How about we call it meeting up with the possibility of sex. So that you don't act weird :3

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There is this guy in my class, I have a kind of a crush on him, but he doesn't seems to be gay and his facebook page says that he is straight.
The thing is, I feel that he is gay, so, what are the odds that i'm right? Should I just give up?

>>6140981
How old is the guy?
Most guys come out after HS if they haven't before already

>>6140990
21-22 Probably.

>>6140981
>I feel that he is gay, so, what are the odds that i'm right?
It's easy to confuse your gaydar with your please be gaydar

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>>6140703
There is no escape anon. Now you and your bf are becoming one

>>6140981
>The thing is, I feel that he is gay
The issue is, though, it's easy to see what you want to see when it comes to this kind of stuff. Confirmation bias and all that.

I am crushing on someone too, and more often than I wish, I would swear the guy is bisexual and not straight, and I think I have a shot with him. However, when thinking with a clearer head, I realize I'm bullshitting myself and there's nothing really there telling me anything about his sexuality.

>>6140981
tfw used to be in the same situation, embarrassed myself, and am now a neet

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why cant I find myself a cute twink ;--; Wisconsin is a shit hole for gay couples

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Guys help, there's a super cute guy nearby and we have a lot in common. Like, so much in common. We talked for a bit, we both like each other, but...he hasn't been online since Saturday. What if I put him off? What if he doesn't like me?

>>6141013
he might just be straight, anon

>>6141072
I'm into all of those things but the last

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Yeah. I hope that groomer got fired for this blunder

>>6141085
what if I friendly fuck your boypussy my cute sir

>>6141099
are you also a cute twink
if not, no thanks

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>>6141080
Ah, the good old crippling anxiety when someone doesn't connect or reply to you. Enjoy it, because there's fucking nothing you can do as long as nothing happens from his side, and have to suffer the burn of it while it lasts.

>>6141014
>>6141059
B-but my gaydar don't used to be wrong, anons ;-;

>>6141104
I think im a twink but thats for others to judge, and my friends say im pretty cute.

>>6141080
I also met a guy on Saturday that hasn't been on since, I just assume he's busy with exams so the weekend he might pop back on

>>6141113
alright but we gotta take turns topping
I don't mind bottoming but I enjoy topping

Reminder that masc+masc and fem+fem is naturally and morallly wrong.

>>6141168
the guy I've been hanging out with is more masculine than me but still a twink
does that count

>>6141172
Depends on how much ass hair he's got.

Is it bad that I'm not attracted to fatties? Like, at all? I mean, a little weight is fine, but plump guys do nothing for me. I thought I was the majority, until a friend of mine went through my dating profile, trying to help me meet local guys. About half of all the guys she suggested were pretty fat, and she had a hard time understanding why I didn't like them.

>>6141181
uhhh he has as much as I do?

>>6141183

I don't think it's wrong, though I guess it depends on how you're defining fat, I'm definitely not into guys that are too overweight.

>>6141168
Masc+fem is masterrace

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>>6141183
Personal taste is personal taste. There's nothing wrong with liking whatever you're attracted to. I don't like chubby guys to fat guys either.

>tfw I gagged almost kissing a chubby guy in the past

It was embarrassing...

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>tfw your 2nd bloop husbando after based Nicolas Jaar releases a new album and it's fucking great after the turd called Overgrown

I have the opportunity to make something happen with this guy but I just don't know how I feel about him
Do I stay guarded or do I go for it?

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>>6136909
I got the refund on the second pair of earbuds and eBay took the seller down

Thank you to everyone who kept me in their prayers through this difficult period of my life

>>6141337
If you're not sure, why go for it?

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728297587418247168

the cuckery is beginning

>>6141543
Dummies can't handle EmmaKennedy's truth telling.

>>6141331
I figured he was up to something after he got featured on Lemonade

>>6141465
Because it could be something good?

>>6141593
oh har de harr
look how self aware you are
"i dont want to risk it because i am in to self sabotage"
round of applause ladies and gentlemen
the fact he is ironically undermining himself means he isn't undermining himself
bravo bravo
well done
gold star

>>6141599
Huh?

anyone else have a bitchy older sister who tries to make you feel bad about yourself?

Happy #AfricanAmericanMonth. The best cotton is picked at Trump Plantations. I love negros!

>>6141709
What? Nobody has that. There must be something wrong with you if your older sister is being a bitch to you, that's not a normal thing to happen.

>>6141734
Black people are off limits and you know it.

>>6141709
I have a twin sister who I'm best friends with

What are my fellow faggots doing this weekend?
I'm going to a show tomorrow night, training and Saturday and probably putting a project together this Sunday.

>>6141789
Hitler has siblings? Share pls. :3

>>6141872
*sibling
only one
and not posting my sister on here
she has twin sons though too

>>6141879
I didn't mean picture. Just cool stories. Is she FtM? Guess not having kids and all.

>>6141891
No. Mtf.

>>6141891
>I didn't mean picture. Just cool stories. Is she FtM? Guess not having kids and all.
Wait. Ignore that. You aren't MtF so it wouldn't make sense.

>>6141891
what
why would my sister be trans lol
she very naturally female
especially since the twin babies

>>6141904
lol why did you think I was mtf god damn it

>>6141909
I was trying to make a joke is all. I misremembered you having thyroid something as being trans.
>thyroid trans they both start with a th sound
Mine apologies mein fuhrer.

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>>6141863
Capt. America and more gay-ass D&D.

Should be pretty fun.

>>6141863
Nothing as always.

>>6141940
Yeah I forgot that movie was comin out. Sounds cool man. Have a good time my man

>>6141919
oh okay lol
I thought it was the old, "hitler is actually mtf" meme

but I guess as for my sister, we used to hate each other for a long time, but as adults we're best friends

Past post limit. New fred here:

>>6142020