>have one chance at life >be born a gay male with a small

>be a tranny

Coulda been born with no dick and just a little peehole right in your pelvis, and the only way you could feel sexual pleasure would be from shoving things up your ass.

Also you could have been a gay in India.

Be a bottom.

Work those glutes.

>>6131476
That too

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obligatory "at least you have a dick" whinepost

>>6131470
Reading your post ranks quite high on cruel fates.

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>>6131484
I love these

>>6131481
This.

Get used to being on the receiving end.

>>6131470
What's wrong with having a small dick as a gay guy?

>>6131624
Faggity twinks won't bother with you, but who cares?

>have one chance at life
>be born a cute gay male with a cute small dick
>know i couldn't live with myself if i was born with a big one as it's just too masculine.

Is there a better fate?

>>6131470
So... you're a bottom then. I see nothing wrong.

how small is small?

i'm 6" and i top a lot of guys who have bigger dicks than me.

confidence counts for a lot i think.

I've had guys turn me down because my dick was too thick. It's a double edged sword

>>6131827
I'm 6" too, but I think I'm not that good at topping. I consider myself vers, but rather get plowed.

>>6131470
>born 5'5
>have a 2" dick
>like guys
>transitioned
i guess it worked out

>be born bottom bitch
>truly enormous junk which only looks bigger on my tiny twink body
>wasted on a bottom bitch

>>6131661
So you're going to carry on being a femmy queer when the wrinkles start to show?

Have fun being a laughing stock

You could be born malnourished and aids ridden in Hellhole, Kenya you little pussy

>born with screwed up urinary system
>several surgeries before I was 12
>can barely get hard
>not hard enough for penetration
>nothing comes out when I cum
>not even pre-cum
>so many scars on me that guys are usually repulsed.
>can't even find a top who would fuck me in the dark

>>6133409
Imgur frankendick pls :3

>>6133314
>Kenya
pleb

>>6133567
not a frankendick. just doesn't work right. scars are on my abdomen and sides

>>6133652
post abbie scars pls :)

>>6131470
Could have been born in Syria or North Korea.
Could have been born blind and deaf.
Could have terminal cancer.

You don't have it bad. Suck it the fuck up.

>>6131470

Being a straight male with a small dick.

>have one chance at life
>be born a straight male who will never get to be a bottom

I want to be gaaaaaaaay.

>>6134206
It's called pegging, anon. Go. Be free. Don't get a pooper prolapse.

>>6134220
What if he's also concerned that he's a straight male who will never experience a beautiful anal prolapse?

Being a horny biscum with a small penis?

>>6134265
He just needs to believe in himself and give it his all.

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Black
Small dick
Big butt
Only want to top twinks

I'm fucked

>>6134220
people who do pegging and fendom are not straight, they are just in denial

>>6131648
I've seen porn where the top isn't more than 4 inches, so...

>>6134315

false

>>6139456

>porn

I'm black, have the face of a woman, small tits and I exclusively top masc rednecks and chubs

Too fem to be the twunk I otherwise am, too masc to be a sickening transsexual chasers want.