Straight white man here. How do I acquire an overweight

>>6127777
>get grindr
>suck cock

>tfw no Titus Andromedon best friend

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>>6127789

>tfw no t. Alberto Barbosa bf

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>sky williams will never be your bf

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>>6127777
Out of respect for those quads, I shall give you the following advice, my fellow straight white man.

Step 1: Acquire sassy gay black friend.
Step 2: Feed him lots of greasy food. Popeye's works well for this.
Step 3: Repeat step 2 until your friend is overweight.

The main risk with this plan is that you will become overweight yourself since you'll need to eat Popeye's along with him to avoid raising suspicions on his part. /fit/ may be able to provide you with the necessary countermeasures to take.

Good luck, anon.

>>6128418
based advice

thanks lad

>>6127777
why in the fuck would you ever want one?
overweight sassy gay black men are some of the most annoying creatures on the face of this earth.

>>6127777

I hope I'll be cute and outgoing enough one day to be faghag to a gay black bff.